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How does /jp/ escape from Reality?

>> No.4768296

Sleep

>> No.4768306

Play games. Watch shows. Or lie on my bed and imagine a better Reality.

>> No.4768317

Drugs

>> No.4768320

>>4768293
Substitute my own.

>> No.4768326

Refresh /jp/ all day.

>> No.4768334

>>4768326
This pretty much.

Explains why I'm here right now.

>> No.4768336

>>4768326
/thread

>> No.4768353

>>4768326
aaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllll daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>> No.4768372

Marijuana.

>> No.4768378
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By posting pictures of sluts.

>> No.4768382
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I dig a hole and bury myself in it.

>> No.4768443

>>4768372

>> No.4768451

PENIS

>> No.4768491

>>4768378

Are you implying that Sanae is a slut?

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>>4768491
>implying

>> No.4768658
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Fuck you guys, she's a GOOD GIRL.

>> No.4769376 [DELETED] 

>>4768293
This randomly generated post will be deleted as soon as deletion delay allows.
It couldn't be helped.
Tue Mar 30 18:51:36 2010675

>> No.4769388

GoK hates weaboos

>> No.4769390

By jacking it to hentai

Also, GoK sent me

>> No.4770307

>>4768658
Since when in this century?

>> No.4770317

masturbate.

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Same way you do, Sanae. Delusions.

>> No.4770380
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The Delusion of Cumming Inside

>> No.4770385

>>4770307
Sanae has been a good girl long before she was born. She's a living god; they can achieve such feats.

>> No.4770395
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4770395

>escape from Reality?

OPEN YOUR EYES

LOOK UP TO THE SKIES

AND SEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.4770415
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>> No.4770427
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4770427

Stop posting porn of her.

>> No.4770438
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>> No.4770440

Be on /jp/ 24/7

>> No.4770447
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>>4770427
But its so hard to find Sanae pics that ARENT porn.

>> No.4770458
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>>4770447
You're very stupid!

>> No.4770465

>>4770422
Where was the fisting one of this?

>> No.4770467

>>4770447
Are there any Kogasa tongue-fuck doujins yet?

>> No.4770477
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>>4770467
There's this.

>> No.4770484

>>4770477
I know, but delusional Sanae isn't very fappable. ... Or is she?

>> No.4770502

>>4770477
I dont understand this picture.

>> No.4770507
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4770507

Well, she looks like a delusional slut here.

>> No.4770514

>>4770502
A single-image forced meme.

>> No.4770520

>>4770502
I made it for a thread in which we were discussing how Sanae's adventures in Gensokyo were merely an escapist fantasy of hers. In reality, she is a sickly lesbian who is picked on by her schoolmates.

>> No.4770527

>>4770514
It was a good thread. Too bad you missed it.

>> No.4770547

>>4770502
It's an idea devised a month ago that Gensokyo is imagined in Sanae's mind (even though it actually exists) and is friends with the umbrella (Kogasa). In Reality, she's crippled and Kogasa is the representation of the umbrella she uses to masturbate with.

>> No.4770563

>>4770520
Can I add this to my definition?

>> No.4770574

>>4770563
That was in the thread; it's official fanon.

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>>4770563
You don't need my permission. Go for it.

>> No.4770641
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Sanae is good gorl

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One of Sanae's imaginary friends teaching Sanae theories that a Good Girl cannot consciously think about.

>> No.4770660

>>4770605
Well you and I both took portions of the concept. Doesn't really matter, ITS OFFICIAL FANON NOW.

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>>4770641

>> No.4770706

>>4770669
If that's from a comic, sourceeeeeeee

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>>4770706

>> No.4770723

STOP PICKING ON POOR KOGASA YOU SLUT

>> No.4770727

>>4770723
Kogasa likes it she's M as fuck

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>>4770669
>>4770641
Not cool guys. Fanon tells me that Kogasa and Sanae are in a loving relationship.

>> No.4770751

>>4770727
She's an innocent, pure girl ;_;

>> No.4770755

>>4770740
Kogasa will always be the umbrella cripple Sanae uses to masturbate with, in my heart.

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For some reason this makes me feel warm fuzzies.

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Take heed, Sanae.

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Sanae takes a break from beating up umbrellas to try her hand as an M.

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>>4770835
>lillies
Not symbolic at all.

>> No.4770871

>>4770851
me on the left
you on the right
<3

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4770879

This pairing always full of surprises.

>> No.4770882

>>4770871
we are one

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>>4770851
OH MY GOD THEY ARE MERGING!

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How does /jp/ escape from the city at the speed of sound?

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>>4770879
Are you surprised NOW, Sanae?

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>>4770884

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>>4770890
By following my rainbow.

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>>4770908

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>>4770917

>> No.4770983

>>4770879
This is the only thing that has ever made me hate Kogasa. Thats quiet an accomplishment.

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>> No.4771008

>>4770983
I see it as more of a Count of Monte Cristo situation. Except the Count is an umbrella and the revenge is placebo birth control pills.

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More Sanae because there is never enough Player 2 Miko.

>> No.4771058

>>4771008
Let's not forget, in Gensokyo, it's probably possible to will an abortion. Especially an abortion of a living god and youkai's child. Giving them a placebo? That's overkill.

>> No.4771075

Lock myself in a small dark room and watch animations depicting a perfect world as I avoid thinking about the one I'm currently in.

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I go on /jp/ and hope for a thread with beautiful Touhoes. Like Yuka.

But all I get are Sanae, Moonbitch, and Cirno threads.

>> No.4771116

>>4771106
All the Touhous you listed are quite beautiful (or at least cute) and you can always make your own thread.

>> No.4771117

>>4768293
Lucid Dreaming.

>> No.4771128

>How does /jp/ escape from Reality?
I open my eyes, and look up to the sky and see...

>> No.4771129

>>4771106
Go take your Yuka elsewhere, there's been plenty of threads on her.

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>>4771106

Have a larger version of that image.

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>>4771129
Like there haven't been lots of threads on Sanae. And stop telling people to get out of threads you're in; it's annoying.

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>>4771106
Here, have a Yuka.

>> No.4771172

>>4771166
Stealth slut!

>> No.4771177

>>4771116

Haha, like that's gonna work.

It'll get derailed or saged.

>> No.4771184

>>4771177
There's this magical thing called a bump.

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>>4771166

I love you guys.

Giving me images, including the one I'm posting.

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>>4771177
Why do people make this stupid excuse? We regularly have Yuuka threads that do neither.

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>>4771177

This wasn't me. >>4771186

Just throwing that fact out there. And this pic.

>> No.4771205

>>4771166

Wait...

HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT NOTICE THE SNAKE-HAIR BRAID

>> No.4771219

>>4771205
You've been fooled, boy!

>> No.4771229

>>4771219

DAMN YOU SANAE

CHANGE YOUR HAIR COLOR

I mad.

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>>4771205
It's just Yuuka cosplaying.

>> No.4771235

>>4771205

I was wondering if >>4771186

noticed that that wasn't Yuka.

>> No.4771240

>>4771229
TOO LATE!

>> No.4771241

>>4771235

I glanced at it, then made my comment.

Then I went to save it and saw.

THEN I RAGED.

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>>4771166
It could be anyone...

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Why does danbooru have 430 pages of touhou green_hair? Someone post that picture of all the green haired Touhous.

>> No.4771300

>>4771288
Oh God I'm saving this.

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>>4771294

>> No.4771326

Japan loves Sanae

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>>4771315
Thanks.

Sanae has a bird on her head in this one.

>> No.4771343

>>4771288

OH.

MY.

GOD.

I mad.

>> No.4771354

>>4771343
You must really hate Sanae.

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>>4771354
How can anyone hate Sanae? She is loverly.

>> No.4771495
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Yukafag here.

I don't hate Sanae, but I don't like her.

Convince me to.

>> No.4771504

>>4771495
You're a fag, yup.
Go browse danbooru/pixiv yourself, don't ask others to do it for you.

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>>4771495
I like Yuka too. Why can't us Toubros just get along?

>> No.4771517

>>4771505

Because there's someone in between us, ripping us apart.

>>4771504
>>4771343
>>4771184

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>>4771517

Eh...

I don't think it's them. I think it's just the people who love rivalries between games or just characters. But that's the internet for you.

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>>4771504

I'm not going to like Sanae over porn.

Thanks anyway, I guess.

>> No.4771563

>>4770879

Sauce?

>> No.4771640

>>4771484
Sanae is the only slut in the Moriya Shrine.

>> No.4771650

>>4771640
Only because Suwako retired.

>> No.4771653

>>4771640
But Sanae isn't a slut....

>> No.4771660

>>4771653
DONATE 10,000 YEN

RECEIVE SANAE FOR ONE NIGHT

>> No.4771668

>>4771660
Like the ugly red miko is any better

>> No.4771683

>>4771668
Reimu does it for free.

>> No.4771707

>>4771660
What a bargain!

>> No.4771802

>>4771660
I tried that. She just started crying when I dropped the money in the donation box. Felt bad, so I left.

>> No.4771911 [DELETED] 

I'm rich, so I able to convince Kanako to give her daughter's hand in marriage to me in exchange for a massive dowry and limited access to my substantial funds. I pierced her hymen. Sanae is a good girl.

Unless she used a miracle to repair her hymen.

>> No.4771919

I'm rich, so I was able to convince Kanako to give her daughter's hand in marriage to me in exchange for a massive dowry and limited access to my substantial funds. I pierced her hymen. Sanae is a good girl.

Unless she used a miracle to repair her hymen.

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>>4771640
>Sanae is the only slut in the Moriya Shrine.

>> No.4771977

Leech money off of parents

>> No.4771995

>>4771968
Looking a little Downs there Suwako.

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>> No.4772061

>>4771995

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>>4772061

>> No.4772089

>>4772061
>>4772082

BOOF even made the thread. He deserves a 14-day ban for explicitly ignoring mod-sans ruling.

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>>4772082

>> No.4772116

>>4770427
Agreed

>> No.4772135

>>4770740
Kogasa is there for NTR fans.

>> No.4772165

>>4772095
Good, but you forgot the hat's eyes.

>> No.4772186

>>4772095
Why isn't she saying "uguu"?

>> No.4772206

>>4772186
She's a frog. Frogs say Kerooo~

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>>4772206

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>>4772165
>>4772186
3 seconds in mspaint

>> No.4772261

>>4772235
WYSIWYG

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