/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>47695866
Just what you need on a long ride.

>coworker walks in on you watching the office weirdo suck a realm banana
>you both look at him from the corners of your eyes
>it explodes daffy duck style and gets sticky white juice on everybody

>>47695866
As much as I'd love to, $100 for a bottle milk is an extreme price.

>give little mindflayer a piggyback ride
>she shoves her tentacles in my ears and takes control over my body
>get piloted as if I were some sort of a mech

>>47695381
Tentacle suction is MUCH stronger, they're just shy and keep apologising for overstimulating you even though they don't stop.

>>47695914
I'm pretty sure that's not a dollar sign

>>47695978
Make robot noises! Go zoon, zoon, zoon as you walk!

a comprehensive and definitive list of where lich wears underwear:
>the beach
>

>>47696095
I prefer melons being crushed between big muscular thighs, but this Sahu seems pretty into it

>>47696095
But that isn't underwear, that's a bikini. The actual list is
>

>Go on another 3 AM writing bender
>Wake up, see what i wrote last night
> “Tell me sweetheart, do you like milk. Those younger women couldn’t provide you with much at all. I however.” She takes the breadstick and slides it down into her breastpocket. “Could give you all you wanted.”
What am i even doing with my life

>>47696532
thinkin bout them breadsticks

>>47696554
You know, Fazolis has infinite free breadsticks!

>>47696532
Keep cooking.

>Danuki getting turned on and horny as she reads about investment strategies

I’m going to cross the portals in the early days and introduce them to the wonders of railway. Soon there will be luxury train suites flying across the demon realm countryside, allowing couples to make love while the beauty of nature passes their windows and amenities are at their fingertips

>>47696532
A man could live off bread and milk.

>>47696874
Based anon. Hope a whole village of cyclops runs a train on you.

>He like dogs

>>47697129
I like updogs.

>The Dracolich was once a good friend of mine. Undeath has brought out the worst in her but underneath I think she's still a good person.
>Please handle the situation quickly. I would prefer not to get the Royal Makai involved.

>>47697143
>Make an uneasy alliance with the order to put down the undead for the good of everyone

I deserve milk

>>47697142
Yes, they better than downcats.

I deserve dragons

>>47697169
>throw the order into the problem
>they get swallowed by the horde of undead, the dragon zombie gets the captain for herself.
Happy ending and problem solved, for now a least.

>>47697129
And she likes anon, which of us is the real looser?

>>47697129
And she likes anon, which of us is the real loser?

From a friend

Say you get teleported to the MGE world.

Which monster girls proactively dating you and claiming you as their husband for all eternity would constitute a "BAD END" for you?

>>47697510
>all sith
>Dark elves
>matango
>Hellhound
>All horses expect whitehorns
>Everything in the sea/river
>Sandworm
>Manticore
>all gobs, porc and horc
>All lamias expect apo
>All dragons
>All undeads
>All elementals
On top of my head but they're more

>>47697228
>I deserve a husband.
some dragon right now

>>47697738
>wants a husband
>won't even turn around to listen to the man's confession of love right behind her
She deserves to be single!

I'm going to turn the chessboard around.
I'm going to have a pizza delivered to a cheshire cat- but when she opens it, it's going to be my ass!

>>47697998
If each tentacle has its own brain, kind of, then does that mean they all have their own taste in aesthetics?

>>47697510
if it's a bad end, it wouldn't happen
no need to overthink things

>>47697917
>Spend weeks trying to find a dark mage, witch, or lich to help you with this plan.
>Eventually track down a dark mage who gets the joke.
>Rigs up whatever magic or rituals or ritual magic needed to make this work.
>Requires your butt to be placed through a square at the right moment.
>Ends up being 15 very weird minutes of your nekkid butt just hanging out, waiting.
>Finally the pizza gets delivered.
>Show Chesh your ass.
>Cheshire pulls you the rest of the way through the pizza hole.
>"Whatever, got ass."

>>47698023
Looks like anon went too grimdark.
Imagine being forced to have sex with a mamono that you didn't find sexy. Total nonsense. What's next, minor conflict and struggle?

BRUSHY BRUSH

Dear mamono,
Please break into my home and rape me.
Also, I am monogamous so first come, only served!
Love,
Anon

>>47698082
if you want to be sad, pick something that's not MGE if you don't want to be relentlessly mocked

>>47698103
But anon likes the designs.

>>47695860
Hope you had a hebi weekend anons
Remember to kiss your wife daily. You never know how much it would make her day even better.

>>47698199
what if i sex her daily instead?

>>47697510
There are no bad ends
>>47698082
Doesn't happen.
>b-but muh conflict
Don't care. Now, BEGONE!

>>47698099
Perfect hebi bait

WHAT CRIMES DO I HAVE TO COMMIT TO BE THROWN INTO THE SNAKE PITS?!

>>47698211
That's the next step
And after that you impregnat her daily

>>47698255
you cant preganante snakes daily you doofus

>>47698240
you jump off the diving board

>>47698240
Any or no crime really, you could even throw yourself in. You could steal a bread or plot to turn every building in the realm into a boring offce and force mamono to go throught he tedium of a 9-5, once you hve been catched you will be executed my coiling on the snake pit.

>POV: Apophis knew you were the spy all along

>>47698287
>You could steal a bread
I will run the nearest bakery, steal the entire stock just so i get thrown into the meanest ball of snakes ever

>>47698273
Don't understimate on some of them can give birth over a night after one creampie.

>>47698216
>Doesn't happen.
Anything can happen in a 4chan thread.

>>47695860
Sex with vampires (and other undead)

>>47698376
Sex with a horde of zombies after i clumsily fall down and get caught

>>47698392
Anon has fallen and he can't get up!

>>47698228
I would absolutely a hebi. Just imagine bathing her in oil and then polishing her scales. So relaxing. And then she'd be really shiny!

If every monster abandoned a demon realm cause it sucked, would it eventually revert to a non demon realm barren wasteland? If so could it be halted by having 1 monster girl still living there?

>>47698287
Can I have the pit of scorpions instead?

>>47698722
I want to see an Ushi-Oni VS Girtbauiliulu fight each other

>>47698722
>It's basically just 1 lonely, middle-aged scorpion lady.
>She's in the pit all by her lonesome, ever since those snakes did their pit and advertised the hell out of of it.
>Really excited to see you, but trying (badly) to hide it.

>>47698754
No! Bug-on-bug violence is wrong. Bugs are for lewding, not violence.

I love being completely consensually sent to a mamono mental hospital

>>47698796
i recommend the funny farm

>>47698761
Damn wily foxes with their giant floating hearts.

>>47698821
She rises from the deep, still sleepy. You can tell from her red eyes.

>>47698789
Only moths and butterflies for me.
Also calling ushi a bug just feels wrong.

>>47698882
People call anything in the order arthropoda that walks on land a bug.

>>47698927
And that's bullshit. Crabs are bugs too.

>>47698938
Yep. Crabs are bugs too. Don't care what anyone else says.

>>47698508
Don't tease her scales too much.
Otherwise it will turn into steamy oil sex.

>>47698508
While I wouldn't a hebi, snakes in general feel nice to touch. Tail polishing does sound rewarding for everyone.

Cancers are like Soldier Beetles of the sea. They like coconuts instead of apples.

My malef is a human supremacist

>>47698946
butterflies are crustaceans so sure

>>47698981
>butterflies are crustaceans
No they're not?

>>47698615
Impregnate slime girls

>>47698949
>steamy oil
>oil starts smoking at 230°C
That is a very hot snake.

>>47699001
Well, of course, Miss Hebi is a very hot snake.

Can't spell butterfly without BUTT.
As in, big insect ASS.

>>47698991
it turns out things diverged from crab before returning to crab

>>47699009
Its all fun and games until she devours an entire ant colony to achieve her butterfly form

>>47699029
>devours an entire ant colony
That's a lot of tongue action.

>>47699015
Well if butterflies are crustacians then that means we are fish, which also means most animals in the planet are just worms.

>This is what bugfuckers want
>>47699048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JoEWdV7tpQ

>>47698996
you wouldn't an amoeba

>>47699061
pretty much

>>47699063
I would, hard, i am a simple minded idiot and wish for a simple minded wife so we can do simple minded things daily like slime breeding

>>47699062
Honestly very cute

>>47699062
>Grabs sledgehammer
Goodnight long roaches

>>47699062
someone needs to draw this with Oomukade

>>47699029
Wouldn't a few gallons of honey do the trick instead? Maybe throw some vegetables and fruits on top.

>>47699109
True, i am just not very bright anon

I like my monsters exactly how I like my car engine, well oiled

>>47699162
that body type, need more

>>47699162
I prefer my waifu natural body oils instead of some cheap fragance

>>47699162
oiling up monsters is a tough job but someone's got to do it

>>47699062
Awww. Yes, I would an oomukade. And make so many oomukade babies.

>>47699205
At least this is a normal body type to be attracted to.

>>47699218
Uh, what kinda body types am I not supposed to be attracted to? In this thread, of all threads?

>>47699081
Slimes are very clever girls. I taught mine tricks.

>approach troll lazing out on the beach, in the shade
>grab her hand
>"you've got nice hands, miss."
>rub her hand against your face while smiling
At this moment, what's going through the troll's head? Does she heart pupil? Is she stunned? Or perhaps does she knock you out with her large hands because obviously no one would be crazy enough to enjoy such freakishly large hands?

>>47699278

>>47699251
Women with a very small amount of muscle and around a 30% monster ratio.

>>47699278
3

>>47699280
You should kiss her hands to both drive the point home and be more gentlemanly to her.

>>47699278
>>47699081
See? They learn so fast.

Do you like forward monsters or more subtle monsters?

>>47699298
yeah

>>47699298
I like girls that are honest about their feelings, the opposite of tsundere.

Sandy beach seggs with plants.

>>47699298
Subtle in the streets, forward in the sheets. Time and a place for everything and all that.

>>47699298
I like a monster who is forward, but in a fun way. Like a gargoyle who calls me Plinth or an arachne who always wants me to ride on her back, and she's constantly winking at onlookers who look aghast.

>>47699366
>an arachne who always wants me to ride on her back
Look, ma, I'm a drider!

Is there a tail that is more elegant and beautiful than hers?

>Start new game of Skyrim
>Mino wife watching you play
>Gets visibly upset when you choose any other weapon other than battleaxe or war axes

>>47699412
unarmed is worth it for the suplexes

>>47699416
>suplexes
My troll wife is more into souplexes.

Whenever you walk down a forest trail or go outside to the park and look up and notice a Harpy or Owl standing on a branch, they're always squatting man. Like the other day I was grilling in my back yard and I looked up and saw this Black Harpy perched atop this branch and she wasn't wearing any panties so I could literally see her vag on display under her skirt. They aren't bothered by it either. What is with these Harpies? Also help the Black Harpy is trying to break in and rape me n

>>47699446
>Post-coital black harpy sees Anon's got 4chan open.
>Oh, he was replying to a thread!
>Does his Captcha and hits Post.
>What a good wife she is!

>>47699296
mood
>>47699298
Forward, i am too dummy with riddles

What do you think about how mamano want their children to watch their parents have sex?

>>47699470
i like species where the parents teach the children how to hunt

>>47699475
As in hunt for food, or hunt for a husband?

>>47699482
there's a lot of overlap there

>>47699470
>No abs
>Skinny arms and legs
No wonder the MGE Amazon is unpopular.

>>47699520
KC cannot do muscles well, not even toned stuff. Look at the mino she’s got abs but they’re awful.

https://imgbox.com/g/rjhKKeU3H4
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 59. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/1HgNP6Qh

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>47699470
I wouldn't let them watch, to not give them any ideas. Any more ideas than they would already have, they might be predisposed to being lewd brats if they inherit that from their mom.

>>47699609
ms cheshire cat looking good

>>47699609
Bug moment.

feed catnip to jinkos

>Hellhounds are indomitable
>Hellhounds would never submit to a man

>>47699609
I think one of the Liches posted in the thread by the artist that made this
>https://imgbox.com/sCs8oAg7
is missing from the archive

>>47699642
I don't have enough drive and money for commissions to be a waifufag, but I imagine if I had one it would be a stoner Jinko smoking catnip.
>>47699676
This one >>47586470, I believe.

Would you turn a rough ogre into a refined maid?

>>47699751
probably not

>>47699751
I'd rather turn her into a refined ojou-sama.

>>47699721
Needs more edge.

>>47699062
>wife curled around our cute Oomukade children
Yeah, i want that. Also sexonding this>>47699104

Fuck angels.

>>47699751
What does an ogre maid do?

>>47699809
the way some scorpions and spiders piggyback their kids is cute too
fluffy wolf spider pile

>>47699609
Okay, which one of you degenerates started feeding a dragon burgers.

>>47699914
>freckles
taking her home and making her my wife

I can't stay around, Kej. I'll be out of your hair as quickly as possible.

it's nunday

>>47700012

>>47699875
Why does she have a chain locked to her hand?

>>47700000
HOLY CHECKED

>>47700065
that nice guard gave her a bracelet last time she was in town

>>47700065
Anon broke her out of imprisonment just to have her taste his homemade burgers.

>>47700069
Elves strike again.

Can a monster girl sense if a man is depressed or is suicidal.

>>47700094
A bogey unit has been sent to your location. Do not resist.

>>47700094
Yes

>>47700094
Yes but they can suck the semen out so it's no big deal.

>>47700069
>replying to spam

>>47700108
Random monster girl images are the best.

>>47700054
Blueberry sisters would make me go to church.

>>47700094
The manticore usually figures it out when you tell her to just kill you quickly.

>>47700108
It's not spam if it never gets deleted or otherwise stopped.

>>47700107
now my humors are in balance
thanks mamano mana

>>47700136
Jannies are infallible and hardworking after all.

>>47700094
>Just about mcfucken had it with the human world when all of these portals begin opening
>Two large black furred paws snatch me through
>My eyes begin to adjust to the darkness, I guess I am in a cave somewhere but I can't move since this creature is just enveloped me like some sort of weighted blanket
>She speaks some sort of infernal speech that sounds like it belongs in a LOTR movie but it's oddly soothing and sensual
>It may be jarring to be snatched out of my world but surely it can't be worse in this dark pit with some creature who loves snatch me from the human world.

>>47700164
>centipede goes to party
>her feet hurt
>all of them
>these guys don't even know dragons fear her

>>47700099
>Water goes down wrong pipe
>Monsters assume I’m choking and immediately try mouth to mouth resuscitation
>Stub my toe
>Monsters assume I broke my foot and now need to be cared for
>Paper cut
>Monsters get out the gauze and alcohol swabs. Vampires and dhampirs licking their lips
>Get dust in my eye making me tear up
>Monsters assume I’m sad and in need of cheering up

>>47700194
i dont think that's proper maid attire

>>47700200
Yeah, missing the maid frills on the bikini bottom

>>47700200
she got the wrist cuffs and headpiece

Go balls deep into the Deep Ones.

>>47700012
If echidnas gave gospel i would be instantly converted

>>47700194

>>47700252
Which deep ones are we talking about here? fish? eldritch creatures?

>>47700265

Horc

>>47700265
I miss Barb posting art in the thread, specially the one inspired by the thread

>>47700273
The Deep ones are a race of fish/human hybrids in the lovecraft canon, so strange mermaids living in the bottom of the ocean

>>47700260
i want snakeprints dented on my skin after being heavily coiled in snakechurch

>>47700306
She really wanted to wrangle the sins out of you uh?

>>47700303
BABIDI MINION?!

Reminder that fucking bugs is hip

>>47700303
Sex Friends

>>47700277
Shog does NOT have legs. Those are FAKE. It's NOT true.

My special power given to me upon becoming a hero is the ability to magically always be behind a target once they come under the effect of my ability. My ability is limited to one target at a time only but it is extremely effective, no matter how much they try to look behind themself, I will still always magically be behind them, and I can beat them up from behind and land as many sneak attacks as I want with impunity.

There is no way a Monster will be able to defeat me when I use this ability.

>>47700622
tritonia hard counter

>>47700622
Sea slug bait.

>>47700622
>use this ability to fight the evil lilim
>she doesn't even try looking behind herself she just leans back and presses her ass into your crotch and pins you to a wall
>since she won't look behind herself your own ability is keeping you behind her and thus trapped with her ass grinding into you

>>47700598
Shog with legman Mastah needs to have legs.

My hero ability is the power to turn myself into a vapor of air at will, making me intangible and untouchable, so Monsters can't get me.

>>47700655
Wonderworms do inhale.

>>47700655
*INHALES*

My hero ability is that I explode. That's it, I fucking explode and die. It's a one time use and the Wisps keep telling me they'll grab me the moment I use it.... considering running into a Danuki bank and using it right on top of their money in the vault just to spite them.

>>47700655
>Vaccuum cleaner
>Cool until liquid
>Deposit into panties

I don't have any power. I'm not a hero. Nobody notices, me, not even monsergirls. I go about my life, doing ordinary things. This is the only true way to avoid getting proactively dated.

This is where men belong.

My power is that I can look at a monster and say what her exact age is. Hags fear me.

>>47700791
Oh yeah, how old is this fine specimen?

>>47700801
Built for breeding

>>47700801
Light tips were fashionable about 50 years ago for kikis, so mid 60s. She may be much much older, as these trends tend to resurface every few centuries.

>>47700818
There's no way my beloved meido is that old! Surely she's still in her 20s. No, you must be mistaken. Kikis don't lie. There's no way she would have deceived me right?... right?!

My power is to give people mild electrical shocks, but I dress is up as something else by shouting things like ANONS GREATER STERILITY or CURSE OF THE BARREN WOMB

my power is that I am very soft and absorbant. I get a lot of lewd and funny looks from sweaty monsters while at the gym.

>>47700830
She's 20 in kiki years.

My power is being completely invisible to women.

My power is that I scare off all members of the opposite sex with my appearance.
I don't even have to try. I just show up, and they scatter like cockroaches.

>>47700854
It's okay, she sees you.

Imagine dragons.

>>47700845
dont understand monster sweat

>>47700880
Monsters sweat in response to high temperatures or intense physical activity.

>>47697510
Any type of mushroom/fungus girl, any type of ethereal girl, alps, skeletons, cait siths, and any type of slime.

Those are the bad ends. I could make it work with any other girl.

>>47700887
good to know

>>47700880
follow your nose

>>47700873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKX2TrVebGw

Monster girl thread more like gacha images general

>>47701052
>taking issue with images of monster girls being posted
???

Monster girl thread more like horc thread

Monster girl thread more like anal sex thread

Fox hag sex, nudist beach edition.
Short smut, not much else. It's as raunchy as it gets, or at least as i could manage, in case you aren't interested in that type of thing.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58634314

>>47701061
Yes, anons are having issue with non-/jp/ monster girls being posted on /jp/, you are very bright to notice that

>>47701149
Does it have anal sex?

>>47701198
It does not.

>>47701204
Does it have a sexy potato in a bikini?

>>47701084
It's a horc general!

>non-/jp/ monster girls posted on /jp
Such cope holy shit. Literally saying something retarded like "monster girls are not monster girls" like that.

P'orc > H'orc

>>47701240
>>47701236
Gimme the big pig

>>47701240
D'orc > P'orc > H'orc

>>47701245
How big?

>>47701251
No bigger than 8ft.
Width negotiable.

>>47701245

Praise the goddess.

>>47701232
A what?

>>47701240
>>47701246
I'm sure I can convince you of horc

>>47701271
You heard me.
Sexy.
Potato.
In a bikini.
I heard she's got her eyes on me!

>>47701240
I'm a fan of all of the hordes of Sauron, Trolls and Goblins included

xof
xfo
fxo
oxf
ofx

There's a bear in the air.

>>47701297
You can keep them distracted, I'll be going straight for the big lady in charge.

>>47701240
Fat pig thighs

Imagine being a dragon rider before and after the change
>going through your morning routine when your dragon says they're not feeling too good
>you stop what you're doing to check on them, but before you can do anything the dragon collapses and transforms into a naked woman
>you pause, not knowing what just happened or why
>but before either of you have time to think about it, the dragon-girl decides it's her turn to ride you

Breed elves.

>>47701447
Would if I could

>This mg is 5 commits ahead of, 12 commits behind

How many p'orcs for the ideal harem size?

>>47701664
As many as you want

>>47701061
>>47701237
You mean straight up /vg/ reposts with absolutely no context like
>>47701261
https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/490550858/#490563757
which he apparently started spacing away because people were calling these out when he was reposting them only minutes after they were originally posted

>no oni kouhai teasing me for being smaller and weaker than her

>The portal opens up and monster girls start going through.
> All they see is death and ruins.
>The monster girls try to find survivors of whatever happen.

Too sad.
>The portals open on Halloween.
>Humans think there are lots of REALLY GOOD Sexy _____ costumes this year.
>Mamono are basically all over themselves with glee at humanity's enthusiasm.
>Next day a lot of human men are fuckin' PANICKING.

>>47701802
Not me though. I'll be happily cuddling with my feeted wife.

>>47701918
Undefeeted wife, eh?

Dead

>>47701716
Try an oni kouhai that's smaller but stronger than you.

Do your part for the city, join up with SWAT Knights today!
Excitement, action, duty! Be the thin line between the average citizen and Chaos*

*Chaos may entail rampaging Wurms, Tanuki Mafia members, rogue elementals, illegal Alchemy labs, and P'Orc gangs.

>>47701918
I think I see what you mean.

>>47701447
Elt > Ros

>>47702003
oni sempai that's bigger but weaker then you.

>>47702133
I know a big Oni who has a pretty big weakness...
cuddles

>>47702151
Ushi Onis deserve all cuddles

>when you try to tell your minotaur wife that swords are superior to battleaxes

Man why did I end up on this world full of (unattractive) demons.

>>47702236
Classic minotaur going for the overhead slam.
I'm going to jump forward and slot my head into her underboob cleavage

>>47702247
>She follows through with the swing
>The axe hits you from behind pushing you even further into her cleavage, causing you to get stuck
All according to plan right?

>>47701716
I want a Oni kouhai that has zero respect for my seniority and instead acts like my onee-san

>>47702247
I think the correct move is to jump up and kiss her midair

>>47702279
hitbox too wonky, it'll almost never work

>>47702307
But when it works, 1hit KO every time.

>>47702236
I like swords, but hot damn does it feel good to have the weight of something like a sledgehammer in your hands.

>>47702320
The weight of her boobs is also pleasant in your hands!

I hate cats so much, I don't know why people are so obsessed with these shit fucking creatures.

>>47702337
Toxoplasmosis mostly

The weight of the boobs hats the anon.

>>47702337
tom

>>47700012
That it is.

>go to the beach to relax
>minor milk deities dancing on the water, giving you fetishes for body parts that men are not supposed to have fetishes for
>mersharks circling in the water with their fins sticking out
>harpygulls soaring overhead looking for exposed food and skin to dive on
>nereids making really tall waves to try to wash you away, also disguising as ordinary women and offering you ice cream while dripping it on their tits
>sea sahu staring with just her eyes above the water
>actually three sea sahus staring
>maybe more
>cancers scuttling back and forth with deceptive patrol patterns and huge FoVs
>sea slimes getting washed up on the surf and crawling towards you for moisture
>mermaids perching on the breakwater boulders and ~la-la-laaaa~ing with every big wave
>go into the showers to read a magazine in peace
>posse of pyrow surfer girls surround you and bully you

fishing lvls?

What did she just see?

>>47702482
me being distracted by efficient infrastructure

No but really, fuck cats, shitty little vermin. Little faggot felines pop at you and bite you over nothing and kill the ecosystem by murdering everything they see and then beg you for food. Annoying little evil bastards. Cats ruined catgirls for me and I wouldn't trust catgirls to be any better than the shitty rodents they're based on. Fuck cats in all forms. I hate those fucking things and always will.

>>47697510
any of the insects

The house shrieks late at night sometimes and it keeps me up. My shoggoth maid explained that's just how older houses are, but it still bothered me so she got me this all in one noise cancelling eye mask to sleep with.
The mask itself is incredibly high tech thanks to its built in temperature regulation system that makes it always cool to the touch in the summer and nice and warm in the winter, and instead of terminating in an elastic loop around your ears, it ends in ear plugs and is anchored in place that way. I was skeptical at first, but she was adamant that it was better for a person's ears than the elastic, and I have to say that I'm a believer. Once you inset them into your ears, they expand to completely fill the cavity and block out every single noise, but they also double as normal earphones because she recorded herself humming some gentle lullabies that start to play once I put the mask on. The earphones are so good that I'd swear there's no actual noise coming out of them and the sound is coming from inside my own head.

All in all, it's a 10/10 and I love my maid very much for being so thoughtful.

>>47702575
Seething rodent hands typed this post.

>>47702575
You just hate superiority

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

instead, remember that telling a lolimander to come back when she's stronger is a good way to get yourself a rival.
That or to have a beefcake salamander show up on your doorstep a decade later to throw down.

>>47702439
Is this before or after a rather unruly wave leaves you entangled in a very clingy piece of flow kelp?

Is there any art of a Hellshire? I'm debating comming some. That or a Heavenshire for that heavenly cat grin

>>47702997
yeah

>>47702997
Now I want a wonderland Hellhound, her and cheshy can bully both my body and mind.

>>47702997
Heavenshire sounds more appealing

worcestershire

Fun fact : Siamese cat are now to act like dog and choose a human caretaker for life in a household

Ratatoskr tightly hugging her big fluffy tail.

>>47703222
I don't understand you, anon.

>>47702120
>Ros
she straight up sprits into you in your proposal

>>47703310
Yeah. I fucked up. Time for bed

>>47702798
I wanna squeeze into her chest and see what dimension I end up in when she shuts it on us.

>>47703296
Staples squirrels

squirrel but gremtech dumped a bunch of hazardous mana waste into the river and that got into the trees and into the nuts so she's a supervillain

>>47703342
Staples, the office supply store, is an excellent place to find ratas shopping as they often need to buy supplies for their jobs. An aspiring rata collector could easily get a jumpstart on his collection. Just beware that there are likely lonely office monsters of other races also present. If you aren't careful, the hunter could quickly become the hunted.

I'm sorry I shot you with a harpoon gun, miss mershark, but you shouldn't have startled me like that.

>>47703415
undead mersharks are twice as hungry

>>47703415
Now you must heal her and take care of her

>>47703423
>>47703424
Unicorn vs lich story path is a divisive issue.
Either way you will be eating shark pussy.

>>47697510
Anything non trans-hag.
t. enlightened transhagganist

>>47703429
Eating pussy disgust me deeply. It's unhealthy and unhygienic even she's really clean.

>be you on your beach vacation
>want to explore the coral reef but it's too deep for your snorkel
>no sea bishops or umi oshos around to give a temporary blessing
>a girl's voice gets your attention
>it's a mershark lying down in the sand with her fishebutt getting lapped at by gentle waves
>says she'll breathe through her gills and mouth-to-mouth the air to you while you're underwater
>you can explore as much as you like at any depth
>insists that it's a courtesy around these parts and she'll happily let you go afterwards. she just loves to help people and would cherish the honor of being of assistance to a poor human
Well...?

>>47703479
Seems legit to me, I remember Peter Pan did this in Hook

>>47703479
Spit out an excuse and try to joke about not being able to focus on the reef in a torrent of words. I then scamper away with all the bravado and pride a man can muster.

>>47703462
You should probably see a therapist about your ocd

>Manticore supposed to be man eating pussy
>Marry manticore and you are a man eating pussy
??

>>47703516
Sometimes you gotta give back

>>47703516
I'd eat tail pussy.
Don't let the manticores know that.

>>47703508
No, it's the dirtiest part of the body and you want to put your mouth near it. I'm not mentally ill

>>47703531
I can't tell if a Manticore would be disturbed, confused, amused, or aroused if a guy started making out with her tail instead of sticking his dick in there.

>>47703630
How about all of them at the same time?

>>47699554
Thats what I did my own. At least KC confirmed there are many muscular amazons.

>>47703664

>>47703664
I'd feel really appreciated and loved with a big Amazoness wife

I just got raped by a dog and nobody cared the commuters just walked past me and mamono police just laughed me off

>>47703746
If you could still pay attention to the commuters then the dog didn't rape you well enough. Go back to her and demand she rape you better next time.

>>47703746
"Dog rapes man" is just a normal day. "Man rapes dog" would be noteworthy though.

>>47703754
Nah, plenty of that happens too.

yeah if the 8ft tall muscular raging dog monster that is more or less the biological answer to the question 'how much rape can we fit into an organism' tried to rape me i think I could handle her.

>>47703531
>New manticore hunting tactic
>Sit in trees out of sight and dangle tail pussy down
>Only a matter of time before some human decides to stick his tongue or his dick in it

Imagining dragons into existence

>>47703504
>wait! we could build castles instead!
>someone left their molds, and look at this tiny shovel, isn't it hilarious?
>the only thing is we'll have to stay near the water so I don't dry out
>I'll block the surf with my tail!
>*slaps fishethighs* this bad girl can fit so much blubber in it!
>that's right, closer...

>>47703767
Instructions unclear I licked tentacle pussy instead. There are so many pussies sticking out from the vegetation it is hard to tell which is which.

>>47703767
>notice manticore tail hanging from the ceiling
>notice conveniently placed explosive barrel
>roll explosive barrel into manticore tail
>manticore tail grabs explosive barrel
>wait a few seconds
>explosion
>stunned manticore falls from the ceiling

>>47703767
I want to see an image of a manticore doing this with an angler hat and a beer cooler

>>47703792
based environmental puzzler

>>47703767
You mean like barnacles in half life?

>>47703805
That's the joke, don't wear it out

>>47703763
Waterbottle and a a rolled up newspaper is enough to defeat helldog

>>47703767
If i were a human i'd tie a box of chocolates to her tail and then tug on it so she brings it up so i could romance the manticore.

>>47703837
Eros wants to know your location

>>47703892
Also, chubby manticores.
Chubby manticores want to know your location!
And that they prefer dark chocolate!

Would you your favorite mamono if she was chubby?

>>47703926
Sex burns fat fast, it's not an issue

>>47703926
Yes.

>>47703926
Nope, fat is a deal breaker

>>47703926
Fat is gross

>>47703926
Full-blown fat would be a dealbreaker, but chubby I'm fine with. I'm into that Mommy thing, so a chubby mamono who calls me her good boy slots together well.

>>47703926
No, fat is disgusting.

Would you your favourite mamono if she chewed loudly?

I view this as roughly the MOST chubby a lady can be. After that it gets into really unhealthy-looking territory.

>>47703979
That just means she gives great sloppy.

>>47703926
>only chubby
It's OK I can fix that

Chubby just means you can con her into trying an all cum diet.