/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Look up their skirts. Start fapping.

Graze bullets for bonus points.

Throw rocks.

Get the nearest pc with internet conection and make a thread about it on /jp/

Run to a safer distance.

Shoot them in their butts with BB's.

Jump in the lake.

Wait until the battle is over and then comfort the loser.

>>4767532
I can even see how this would go

>Hey guys I'm finally on Gensokyo, feels good man

>This is not your blog

bomb

Dodge every single bullet skillfully. The power of Anon-san is his impressive danmaku skill. He has 1cced every game on Lunatic and dismantled every Extra stage superbly.

Then unleash grape gumball tsunami.

After that, I'd either 1) go find mai waifu and execute whatever incredibly awesome, convoluted scheme I had to get her to fall in love with me that I had been preparing for since years ago or 2) go ask Yukarin why I was brought here, unless she is mai waifu, in which case I execute aforementioned keikaku and invariably succeed.

That's Anon-san for you!

It worked!

Grab my dick and shoot my danmaku too.

>>4767540
and then?

>keikaku
Just as planned!

>>4767573
Those aren't gumballs, you idiot.

I shall take over the world.

>>4767503
Before doing anything else, I will find a headset and say Just as planned.

>>4767503
Anoooooo

>>4767503
I love Lucky Star.

Dig a foxhole.

watch. Approach them afterward and start social development in Gensokyo.

>>4767503
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Honto ni gomennasai.
Tue Mar 30 19:08:31 20106332

Hold shift

Find my way to hakurei shrine, then donate.

>>4767540
Cook some motherfucking eggs

Join in, because if I'm in Gensokyo, I am obviously a flying magical girl.

Watch, probably get killed
If Momiji shows up, thank the Gods and go to human village.
From there, execute my plan to work at Rinnosuke's (It's very long with different stats for each Touhou I may meet working there)
I will then return to Tengu Mountain and make Momiji my mate.
We will then proceed to copulate madly until one of us dies (probably me)

Fap is komachi is one of them

>>4767503
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Wed Mar 31 02:20:14 2010 6531

Wonder where my house went.

Run for cover.

Watch, and hope I don't die. Not like I could find adequate cover anywhere.

fap if sakuya

I NOT AFRAID GOK SENT ME

Pop smoke, go prone, cover, suppress, RTB etc.

Get out of the way.

This is the only logical answer.

1) Start gathering humans and youkai.
2) Declare myself as new god. (Surely they'll believe since I've got the modern, outside humans knowledge and science)
3) Built a temple

Does Gensokyo have internet? Lemme get my laptop and camera.

shoot them with cum

>>4773173
That can only lead to death by angry miko.

Start the engine of my zero fighter then fly alongside them, avoiding bullets by doing barrel rolls.

>>4773195

Or, the death of an angry miko.

>>4773173
>Surely they'll believe since I've got the modern, outside humans knowledge and science
"Can you fly?"
"Sure, give me a moment to set up some equipment here..."
"You can't even fly without that shit? GTFO."

>>4773173

Not when you allied yourself with Kappa and get a hold on nuclear birdie technology.

>>4773173

Build antennas and brain scorchers. Create the monolith instead.

Go find mai waifu, obviously.

Take pictures
Sell for huge profit

BY THE GRACE OF GODS AND FATE
I AM NEREVAR REBORN

>>4774310

And next day people accused you for mental illness.

>>4774321
That is bitter. The gods and fates are cruel. I served you faithfully once, Lord Nerevar, and you repaid me with death. I hope that this time, it is you who pays for your faithlessness.

Check if I have lost my moth.

I look for the highest density of moe.

get a job at kourindou and befriend nitori. with her skills and my knowledge, i could probably even get some of the stuff to work again.