/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47653066
omg preggo kitty!

You would a dwarf, right? She can make the rings.

>>47653047
>entire setting can be summed up as mental gymnastics to create a world where men are the pedestal'd sex
>this is supposed to be a bad thing

>>47653080
But I wish to be plinthed!

>>47653080
We're not beholden to not mock it if we want to.

>>47653072
Hi Elon

I want a monster girl to meow the theme to Game of Thrones for me.

>>47653096
you can mock it, people will just also mock you for being a dummy

>>47653103
Ooooh! While dressed as one of the characters. The LADY characters.

>>47653075
Just remember that blackout stout is not safe for human consumption. It's not safe for dwarven consumption either, but you can guarantee one of her friends will order a round of it at the wedding.

>>47653096
Mock it for what exactly? Being wish fulfillment when that's what it's all about? Nevermind your mockery is false bullshit not based on actual canon

>>47653117
There are essays written about the accidental grimdark though.

>Be you.
>Total loser.
>Die alone.
>Resurrected by lich.
>Apparently you were a renowned expert on pickles while you were alive.
>Except you weren't, and you have no idea wtf is going on.
>All these zombies keep trying to get you to play along, slowly pantomiming to you.
>It's the damnedest thing.

>>47653122
No there are schizo ramblings written by mentally retarded people.

>>47653122
i can write an essay on how i'm the smartest person in the world and all other smart people are just lucky, won't make that statement a true fact though
i can also write an esay on how monster girls are real, and again, just having essays written won't make it true

now stop being a dummy and if you don't like it here then go somwhere else

>>47653131
On the bright side, you can all learn about pickles.

is the consensus that mge is not at least a little fucked up in some places? i thought that was a known thing and that we just loved it regardless.

>>47653157
some people like to construe things wildly out of proportion
same as it ever was

>>47652206
>sports videogames with succuvirus
>see her dressed up in all manner of sexy costumes
>bikini combo for volleyball
>very baggy shorts and tank top and no undies for tennis/football
>impossible latex bodysuit for racing
finally a real challenge, not getting distracted by your (desktop) girlfriend while gaming

>>47653157
Opinions in the thread vary from just liking the pictures to reporting all violations of fetish rules to KC directly.

>>47653157
Nowadays it's difficult to criticize its weirder aspects when every time you do it a weirdo with a personal grudge against MGE latches onto the critique and ironically all he accomplishes is make you look bad by association.

>>47653122
Ah yes, essays by people who make up their own headcanon. So what? I don't give a fuck. It's not as if you care about men having nothing to do which is false anyway. You only care about le precious human women

>>47653131
did the zombies trick a lich into resurrecting anon?

>>47653157
I try to not think too much about it, but it is strange how the setting is both a little hugboxy and also grim for humanity
Better to just drool over jinkos instead

>>47653157
The fucked up shit is the Loli and pedo shit involving Mamono. But they aren't human and were never human. So the human issues don't apply to them. Never mind you can mitigate some of it.

>>47653207
grimbox

>>47653207
Le grim for humanity is bullshit. Humanity goes transhuman. That's all it is.

Something about sailors, I don't know. Look at animal ears.

>>47653214
And still completely at the whims of the gods of both sides. But sure, transhuman.

>>47653214
For women maybe?
I thought incubi transformation just gave you a big bepis and stamina

>>47653221
And? As pure humans they were still at the whim of the Gods. It changes nothing. This is not a rebuttal.

>>47653207
>>47653221
Yes how awful and how grim that there are gods literally dedicated to making sure everybody is happy and healthy, nobody cheats on their partner, nobody dies in the ocean or in battle, and all of them are hot women that just want to see people fuck. Woe is me and any human in MGE wold.

>>47653230
No. They gain more then that. Seriously, read up on incubi

>>47653232
A shitty situation as slaves to gods to a shitty situation as cum pumps can only be considered a marginal improvement.
Especially when you might be a cum pump to those same gods that changed sides.

>>47653236
anon you know people need to stop having sex to do other things right

>>47653243
Anon you know that you're supposed to capitalize the first word of a sentence right? You also know that not literally every single second of every single day with a monster girl is spent fucking her right?

>>47653243
Yes, and in canon they don't fuck literally all the time. Your point?

>>47653238
As I said, you don't give a shit about canon MGE but whine you know the true canon which is just bullshit headcanon. And I just love how your whining about gods is pointless. As I said, all your arguments are coverup for the fact you just hate MGE. You make up bullshit to puff it up, to intellectualize it but it's all lies. Fuck off back to sb, scum

>>47653243
And the books show this to you stupid piece of shit. The demo show this

>>47653250
thanks for letting me know it makes you mad!

>>47653258
The demo literally has game overs where you spend all your time cumming on command because they're insatiable.

these threads have been gottens slower and slower,



is it over?

>tell dragon she shouldn't marry you because basically you're completely useless
>she tells you not to worry about it because all humans are useless compared to her

The MGE setting is justified if you actually read the material.
Now whether the justifications are stupid or not...

>>47653264
Game overs as a fail condition for a game. If you look at the lives of people in the game. They are living lives after they got together.

>>47653259
Thanks for letting us know you're a butthurt outsider.

>>47653269
It has no need to justify anything. People who argue against MGE just hate it but try to intellectualize that hatred with bs.

>>47653271
Of course. After all, mamono have the best interests of your penis at heart. They need the rest of your body to stay alive for the continued function of the penis.

>>47653271
>Game overs as a fail condition for a game.
Games don't have to have a fail condition.

>>47653281
Tell that to KC. The game has a fail condition for a game over. That's the game over.
>>47653280
They literally don't. They can just make you undead. But again, as I said you don't care. And what baffles me is you make these arguments as if it means anything. You don't care about men at all. Its all bs. All the men could die for all you care. Women are what matter to you.

>>47653266
It was ALWAYS over.

wait di the game actually come out?

Nevermind the books show people living lives and running businesses and everything else but we choose to ignore that cause reasons.

>>47653288
what business would you run?

>>47653284
>Tell that to KC. The game has a fail condition for a game over. That's the game over.
Yes because KC wanted to show that if you let mamono femdom you they spend all their time fucking.

>>47653293
RISKY

>>47653286
Demo. We're talking about the demo that was released years ago

Voluptuous onee-chan and hag monster species are the best when they're 10 (out of 10)

>>47653286
The game is just a scam no matter what some interested parties tell you.

>>47653295
That's headcanon. We have a wife be femdom in the game. They are running their business as usual. You don't think the Mamono in the books aren't femdom? Are you retarded?

>>47653276
gatekeep harder next time. it'll work for sure

>>47653303
Me who is talking about the demo is just talking about the lore. Idk t card about the game. Its never coming out. Like nearly all Patreon games

>>47653306
Yes, gatekeeping works. We need to ban scum like you. Alas, this is 4chan

>>47653306
Gatekeeping is a good thing, you are proof of why it's necessary.

>>47653314
>>47653323
>getting this upset over someone not pressing the shift key a couple of times
are you retarded?
are you that bored?
do you need- do you need mommy to give you a little.. a little kissie? maybe have her cradle you with her arms and rock you back and forth, telling you that you're her number one?

>>47653266
I noticed the last thread died really early.

>>47653350
Do you need mommy since you're spouting all these words? You are writing them not us. And it's another guy who was talking to you about caps. Not me.

>>47653103
>meowing to the got theme song while plotting to expand the cat kingdom into the desert lands
>telling the defeated pharaoh that in the game of thrones you either win or you die.
>she looks up in horror as to why the cats thought they had to conquer to get what they want.
>but then she remembers
>only a sith deals in absolutes

>>47653298
tell me more

What are feral anubis like?

>>47653314
>>47653323
Gapekeeping is great

>>47653371
there is a werecat that made everyone consider, and she calls you tom. Thats mainly what you need to know.

>>47653372
If you see small stacks of stones in the desert, that's how you know they're around.

>>47653379
You just described the entire game anyway.

Okay but consider this:
SEX with KRAMPUS

>>47653382
That's actually really cute.
>All the stones in the area are gathered into small piles
>Like to like, the river stones atop each other, and the rough bits of gravel and rock arranged around them.
>It's precise, and artistic, too.

>>47653371
You can just google a download link

How much pregnant is too much pregnant?

>>47653376
It's crazy no writer or artist has picked up on this yet. I understand it would be hard to draw a full olympic scene though.

>>47653386
in the bag?

>>47653388
I'm imagining those miniature garden sets with the tiny rake and sand

>>47653392
I want to give it time, I did some greentext to test the water but it's still getting treated as shitpost for some reason so lets wait for someone else to take the initiative

>>47653398
Oh, yeah, some of that, some stuff a little bigger scale, too.

>>47653396
Of course
Then we cuddle with our heads poking out of it because it's warm

>>47653404
>for some reason

>>47653419
Not him but there are only so many sex spectator sports you can imagine.
My idea of sexy magic duels or tentacle endurance pit didn't take off either.

>>47653404
I want to start writing MG stuff but I'm not sure people here will care to read stuff that plays a little loose with the world building
Unrelated rant, sorry to piggyback your post

>>47653410
>getting to feel hot soft sweating gote as you cuddle together naked in the bag
i need it

>47653392
>47653404
>47653426
>why is nobody accepting coordinated spam from a raid discord?

>>47653404
Even incest is being cataloged as shitposting, I have no idea who is runing the thread and trying to sanitize it so much
When they shit on incest that really pisses me off

I got kidnapped by my guardian angel for constantly recklessly endangering my life (driving) and now I'm stuck on this stupid boring cloud with a dumb stupid angel petting me and combing my hair all day

>>47653446
Not showing respect for the purest form of love should be punishable by jail time

>>47653376
>>47653392
>>47653404
Fuck off scum

>>47653446
Aren't there a bunch of mamono with built in incest? Dark elves, dhampir etc

>>47653451
>Wanting to be stuck in traffic rather than being in one of the coolest places imaginable
This is why we need monster girls.

>>47653466
I can't remember exactly where the quote is but KC said that every girl has in built incest tendencies if you don't let her seek out a man from a young age.

>>47653475
so ss is in the clear?

>>47653451
Does she give you kissies?

>>47653441
Imagine the smell

>>47653484
... yes. what does that matter

>>47653446
Feels like the thread heavily prefers cuteposting.

thinkin bout those dog jugs

>>47653493
Do you like them?

>>47653514
that's not what the post is about and even if i theoretically did like her kisses it wouldn't even MATTER because she KIDNAPPED ME and i won't forgive her even if she is really good at kissing and touches me a lot and has really soft hair and smells really good and keeps telling me i'm special and she loves me and

>>47653446
>>47653466
One of the raiders has been trying to inject cuckshit and other /trash/ into it for months, that part is what people are mad at. You need to stop letting him poison the well.

>>47653495
Taking my 7ft tall jinko wife on dates after our first meeting where she pounced on me and made me unable for walk for three days

>>47653493
you can't be that poorly taken care of, then.

If most of the community didn't write f/f stuff I bet this thread would like the Human Domestication Project
Big dommy plant-aliens that know what's best for you, leash and collar you, and turn you into beloved, spoiled, drug-addled, over-pampered pets

>>47653553
>Human women
*penis deflates*

>>47653529
>Post fucking anything
>Virtual three sided coinflip between getting nothing, getting hostility because I'm some kind of anti-MGE psyop, and getting hostility because the actual anti-MGE psyop are trying to make themselves look reasonable by comparison
Eh

>>47653562
yeah, the og was lesbian slashfic so a lot of the rest of it is too. just sort by f/m on ao3 there's good stuff in there

>>47653562
*inserts bicycle pump nozzle into your urethra and inflates it back to full size*

>>47653475
>>47653480
He didn't say all

>28) Are there cases where a monster girl child falls in love with her father?
>There are. It'll be explained in detail in the book. It seems to happen if she only spends time together with her father and if he pampers her too much, so please be sure to let her play outside with other kids to give her a sense of independence.

>60) Reading the descriptions in the book and the profiles, I thought that the intimate relations of the parents could lead to the desire of incest in the child. The passionate life of the father and mother can awaken in the daughter a feeling of love for him as a husband. That's why I thought about it ...
>There are places where the emergence of such a passion of a child for his father is extremely unlikely and even ridiculous, but there are places and races for which this is as normal as love between a monster and a human being. However, more often than not, the child simply cannot understand this attitude and, seeing the copulation of the parents, simply thinks that "they are making a second child."

>>47653553
Doesn't apply to canon a d fuck off

>>47653580
I don't really care as far as it matters getting tied up and raped by your kid while mommy encourages it is A-okay for mamono.

>>47653587
canon a d?

>>47653587
Anon, the thread is called Monster Girl Thread, not Monster Girl Encyclopedia. Anyone can talk about any setting they want. This isn't your hugbox.

>>47653553
i liked that one nanashi vampire comic,

>>47653592
Do you mean yupiel? Everyone loves yupiel.

>>47653579
kekked
>>47653574
Wilco, thank you

>>47653591
I wonder if stuff like that supporter only Discord is starting to seriously impact the thread.

>>47653591
>>47653607
As if you don't know this thread just talks about MGE. Nevermind you're posting that's as if it applies to MGE. Fuck off dishonest scum.

>>47653588
Then stop pretending you're about MGE and instead talking about your own headcanon

>>47653607
I don't even know what the fuck discord has to do with us, fuck off with those social media normalfags

>>47653623
Sometimes we talk about other stuff, like mgc.

It's always okay to have be romantic with your momster. It's okay to give her flowers and nervously ask her out to dinner. It's okay to stare at her when she walks out wearing a skin-tight dress. It's okay for her to take your virginity and teach you how to be a good lover.

>>47653553
I don't know what any of that means but you posted a plant girl and I love plants.

>>47653643
plants are good. I would like to be plant'd.

>>47653623
Yes, the thread happens to mostly talk about MGE, but that does not mean it isn't allowed to talk about other settings. Feel free to be mad though.

>>47653592
it's peak

I cannot fathom the mental illness required to waste two years of one's life shitting up a thread on a basket weaving forum

>>47653674
the mick? yeah, there's something special about him. genuinely should probably see a psychoanalyst or something.

>>47653674
>>47653679
QRD?

>>47653683
lurk moar.

>>47653674
Yes you can, its called autism. Its the funny little disorder that forces its victim to obsess over some random thing their entire lives. In this case its his weird cuckoldry fetish. If you forgot the common pest we love to hate is literally a balding overweight man with medical disabilities and presumably lives in total isolation. By his own admission he's entirely given up on ever improving, there is nothing anyone can do for him as he doesn't wish for the help. You should pity the man, he is not worth your scorn

>>47653642
Being platonic with momsters was doomed from the start.

>>47653695
Pity the dragon. Iä! Iä! Iä! Iä!

>>47653691
would mamomno man a turn a roomba into an automaton kiki?

>>47653647
I've recently realized my plant love is also related to my zombie/ghoul/vamp love and holst love. I know all the girls consume essence but there's something really special about explicitly feeding/watering your partner with yourself and being dependent on each other like that. In other words every girl with a ___-cycle is top tier.

How would you feel if your poisonous plant wife synthesized an extremely potent nootropic-opioid that she can easily make enough of to keep you dosed for the rest of your natural lives and wanted to use it to perpetually keep you in half-conscious pleasure throes

>>47653751
the dealbreaker there is 'perpetually'
like, sextripping sounds like a fun passtime, but i like to do other shit, too

>>47653751
How am I going to pee in this state

>>47653756
Well, you just pee and she, uh, utilizes it

>>47653758
this was a touhou doujin

>>47653754
What she let you take short breaks to maintain your sensitivity? A couple of days a week or so

>>47653758
That's not really hygienic

>>47653739
i find it kind of funny i find it kind of sad, the dreams in which im dying are the best ive ever had

>>47653751
As long as she doesn't forget to kiss me.
I haven't been edgy my whole life to court a poison girl just to turn down her poison.
Doktor, turn off my dick inhibitors.

>>47653764
She's a plant, anon. They subsist off of worse things.

>>47653764
Nitrogen, potassium, and phosphorous. That's what plants love. Human urine contains all three actually and a lot of them too! It's even better than mineral and chemical fertilizers. So give your plant waifu lots of your piss.

>>47653660
No, that's you Mick. Staying here and posting irrelevant shit and seething like an insane person. Fuck off scum

>>47653769
You know that thing where your parents catch you smoking a cigarette and they make you finish the whole pack as a punishment? That's going to be you with venom-kisses.

>>47653762
link?

>>47653751
Getting bad ended like this is my lifelong dream

How many sad things can I have in my story before I get called a faggot and told to go back to /tg/

>>47653805
you wouldn't like it

>>47653822
2

>>47653751
That's an awful forever arrangement but could be great for a (vague) pre-arranged period of time and with some BDSM rules. My safe word is hrrmrr.

>>47653842
Thanks

How long till they learn how to make new automatons(crafting not birth)?

>>47653873
You'll just have to get like six hakutaku wives and lock them in a room until they figure it out

>>47653851
i'd like to see you call it out as being an awful forever arrangement when the biggest protest your mount is drooling into your wife's cleavage

>>47653908
It'd be a very meta form of awful.

>>47653886
and 6 gremlins for good measure

>>47653922
Just assume that everyone is following the core MGE concept where you can't actually get raped and it's just kinky foreplay between fated soulmates. Any story implying otherwise can be written off as a shitpost by one of the thread pests and disregarded.

>>47653925
Meant for >>47653916

>>47653925
Following the core MGE rules it just means I wouldn't end up in a situation where that would happen forever anyway. Not too much of a shake up, really. I guess my plant wife would just come out of her love-based psychosis after a week or two when she does this, that sounds great.

>>47653925
>Chef Chesh buys canola oil from the supermarket
>Takes it home and uses it for cooking
>Anon eats some of the food she ate.
>"HAH! Anon, you just got RAPED!"'
>Anon is confused.
>Chef Chesh explains that canola oil actually comes from rapeseed plants.
>Hence, "raped."
>Anon shrugs noncommittally.
>"They're never funny when you have to explain them!" she pouts.
Oh, Cheshires.

>establish black box skunkworks facility comprising the world's best and brightest grems, hakus, and rebel anubises
>tell them to surpass the automaton with new iteration that has a stealth flight module, A2G cannons, and a simpler and more efficient power system for autonomous charging on long missions
>six months and unspeakable public funding later they take you to the "runway"
>tittywyvern struts out in a really really pretty black dress

>>47653974
Tell me more about the titty wyvern. And the black dress--is it classy?
Or is it... gulp... gothy...?

>>47653221
DL mis-hears it as 'Trans-Human' and Alps them all.

>>47653951
Am I the only one who likes the idea of coddling a Cheshire until she's really embarrassed. I know they're supposed to be cheeky tricksters but I just want to wrap her up in blankets and hug her so hard she forgets she can teleport

>>47653982
>pure bodycon class
>not even arachne silk shimmers like that
>deep hip slit on one side, but not all the way to the bottom
>thin vertical titty window, the rest is your imagination (you don't need much).
>the goth starts ABOVE the dress
>lustrous black lips, eyeshadow, and broad winged liner repel detective magic
>vertical dagger stripes under the eyes additionally improve visual acuity in bright environments
>long hime cut hair passed all trials as being the most aerodynamic design
>anubis proudly states that they saved a ton of money on heels because they came built in, so they spent the budget on sharpening and polishing her talons instead

Guys there is a very large hellhound outside my home what do I do

>>47654223
play dead and she'll go away

>>47654223
Start cooking something delicious and taunt her through your nuki corp monster proof glass

>>47654223
turn on the sprinklers

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, that the belly is a weakpoint on may girls
Even the types, for while the risk is great, the reward is greater

>>47654229
>Anon gently sets two hamburgers on his Gremtek indoor safe hibachi grill
>The Hound outside his window begins to narrow her eyes in anticipation
>First comes a few pinches of kosher salt blessed by an evil Nuki scholar
>Second comes the freshly ground black pepper, hand harvested by a tribe of feral jinko's who's only contact with the outside world is to trade that pepper for human male slaves
>Slowly these burgers begin to cook as the smell permeates and passes through the gaps in the window
>The she beast begins to drool uncontrollably
>Right as the burgs are finished she Kool Aid's through the wall, damn the monster proof glass
>Wake up several hours later and both anon and her are covered in burger grease and fluids

adventure

>Anons finally start leaving thread now that it's been raided daily for over two years now
Why is this a surprise? What's the point of posting anything when some /vg/ or other raiding faggot is gonna highjack your post to post his faggot fetishes?

>>47654331
not like there's anywhere else to go

>>47654338
You could have stayed in your shitholes instead of coming here

>>47654344
swing and a miss

>>47654352
Fuck off, retard.

Why are mamono games so BAD
>Get Mamono Quest XXIV
>You can only play as a human male
>Maximum height you can set is 170cm
>Game starts with an unskippable 30 minute mating press cutscene before you can do anything
>All of the enemies oneshot you by grabbing your cock
>Unskippable game over rape animations too
>Holstaur childhood friend party member steamrolls all the enemies by herself and holds you down to give you milk every 5 minutes
>The character models go over the dialogue boxes so I have no fucking idea what the storyline is supposed to be
>You can find demon realm silver weapons but the game doesn't let you equip them because they're illegal
>No analog support

>>47654268
>rubbing dog tummy results in instant surrender
>rubbing cat tummy does a critical hit, but triggers a free counter attack from the cat
>rubbing lamia or harpy tummy triggers accelerated egg production
>poking a bogey tummy makes a squeaky noise
>rubbing nuki tummy causes 5 mondollars to be deposited into your bank account
>rubbing slime tummy lets her automatically win a grapple check against you
>touching automaton tummy triggers fingerprint authentication and opens administrator mode
>rubbing your pregnant wife's tummy triggers a combo attack from your unborn child and they kick
>rubbing bug tummy is gross and you should probably wash your hands unless you're a pervert. I bet you are, you dirty bug kisser.
>rubbing hinezumi, salamander or lizard tummy proves you are a master of the caressing hand style and are fit for marriage
>rubbing fairy tummy will just make them hug your finger and hold on like a little ring
>rubbing cow tummy makes her frustrated. Aim higher dummy!
>rubbing lim tummy will earn you the respect of all monsters. You're absolutely getting raped afterward, but damn that was cool how you snuck up on her.
>rubbing oni tummy will reveal your weakness for muscle monsters
>rubbing raiju tummy results on an instant loss. Whether it's you or her losing depends on if you equipped a rubber glove beforehand.
>if you rub a mouse's tummy, her sisters will ask for a turn. Refusal will end poorly.

>>47654373
>>Maximum height you can set is 170cm
I'd get a refund. I'm almost seven foot what's the point in being short?

>>47654331
Literally who is leaving? Your doom posting hasn't worked before and wont work now.

>>47654389
>threads have been getting fewer and fewer posters
>post above mine was nearing half an hour before I made my post
>threads are now 90% raiding faggots replying to themselves and the rare retard trying to fight them off thinking this place is worth it anymore
Face it, this thread is gone. It's a /vg/ and /vmg/ colony thread at best now.

>>47654400
No matter how hard you try you retards have never won and you wont win now.

maybe /monster/ would be more to your liking

THIEF

>>47654406
Those faggots are just as bad as you retards posting furshit and gacha trash here.

>>47654416
then perish

>>47654459
How about you fuckheads go back to where you came from?

>>47654464
explain what's triggering you in a single sentence of no more than 10 words

Don't look, but there's a hebi behind you
Don't move, stay calm, and let her steal your shirts and underwear

>>47654408
NYEENYEENYENYEENYEEH
hehehehe

>>47654501
Instantly enrage any dragon with this one simple sound bite

>>47654331
>implying
I've recently checked archives out of curiosity and /mgt/ is the only monster girl thread that didn't slow down significantly in the last few years. Every other place has declined HARD, so stop wasting your time trying to concern troll and go back to /vg/.

>>47653075
There are people who wouldn't a dwarf?

>>47654272
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>And no these are not condoms. Do not be alarmed. These are simply the casings for your sausage meat...! These bratwursts may be to die for, but they are most certainly not to crime for!
>Once we've added our bucketful of chopped mist chiles AND the brimstone, we're gonna add a pinch of cayenne, just to finish it off... and stir that in with our freakishly small wooden spoon... and then we'll transfer that into the center~! of our Dragonian trademarked Firebreath Broiler.
>It's up to you to decide how much fire in your kitchen you're comfortable with. That's just you cooking. There should be at least a 16 inch gout of flame, but by the end of the recipe you're going to end up the same way, which is to say completely dominated and thoroughly ravaged... but anyway you'll keep them in there for about fifteen minutes, or until they look like thiiis!~
>Now at this point you may be noticing the scratching and pounding on your doors and windows. As soon as we brush the melted boar fat over the bratwursts, there WILL be a hellhound in your house. I cannot stress this enough. So you can do this step sooner or later depending on your level of preparedness. You are after all the mucus toad... of when you blow your load...! And speaking of croaking, those herbs we put in earlier were actually not for flavor. They were for your protection as a mere mortal. I'm told it will keep you conscious throughout the initial assault...
>Which is why I really do hope you give this a try soooon~!
>So please follow the links below for the ingredient amounts, my wedding band boutique, and much more info as usual... and as always... enjooooy~!

>>47654634
> and stir that in with our freakishly small wooden spoon
This sounds oddly specific

>>47653553
Oh cool i've never heard of this i wonder what it's lik-..
>tags: All my characters are trans and autistic unless otherwise specified (Including the affini!), Capitalism bad Good thing the Affini got rid of it
Its all so damn tiresome

>>47654749
>and autistic
I see no issue there

I will defeat Hebi. I am stronger than her.

>>47654847
What's your win condition?

>>47654857
Total Hebi destruction. There will be nothing left of her when I am done.

>>47654634
10/10

>>47654847
>>47654875
Anon then immediately instalossed to the first Hebi he tried to fight.

>>47654857
>go to Zipangu
>tell hebi she is dumb
>refuse to elaborate
>leave

>>47654634
I'm hungry now and it's like an hour until lunch you damn bastard

>>47655001
>getting within seeing and smelling distance of a crazy stalker
>thinks he will be to just leave
>calls others dumb
Anon is projecting, I see.

>>47655139
He never said he was leaving alone, did he now. Maybe you are the dumb one and are just projecting?
I personally would call a hebi dummy thick and then just leave.

I'm going to pump and dump every mamono! I'll leave a trail of swollen single moms in my wake and they will NEVER catch me and force me to take responsibility!

>>47655139
>knife
Which non-vampire girl would be the most likely into bloodplay once I've given express written and stamped permission to the DL that I consent and I like it?
Probably one with some kind of healing powers, or else It'd take a few years to convince her that it's okay.

>>47653066
Single momhounds

>>47655181
I don't think you need to go that far as to get consent of the DL, but as most likely would go, i'd say witches, dark mages and demons. They would make bloodplay into a part of some kinky ritual where they draw out some of it and then paint a fertility symbol over their wombs.
Or maybe some ghouls like papping blood from your hands, or zombies like feeling the warm blood drip onto them because it's what makes you tick or a wight likes bleeding together onto a copy fo your marriage contract because she gets turned on by renewing your vows every day.
Shark girls get off from your red mana, so if you consent to blooplay they would probably feel extatic that they are getting the real thing, even if it's not as much as their species used to see. It would probably activate the instincts of any predator mamono.
Unicorns would probably have their maternal instincts woken up, and they would roleplay something about you being a hurt lumberjack that they found in the woods, and to heal you she needs to fuck you. Bicorns wouldprobably want to do soemthing similar, but there is a rape part first where her cowives "beat" you and they cut you up a bit before she comes dashing to rescue you.
Similar to mershark, redcap would probably see their roleplays enhanced if you have some actual blood on you, even if most of the other red stuff she makes splash while hacking at you with their cleaver is still red mana
Really, you can find any reason to make any girl like bloodplay.

The real question is which undead would like taking it in the eyesocket the most.
Probably skeleton.

>>47655231
Hmm, fascinating. I love the blood mingling wedding vow renewal thing, but there's also something deeply appealing about letting a mershark live up to how deliciously evil she looks and give her something really special. Those teeth aren't for nothing. I love her design. Maybe I've acquired my favorite fishe.

There are some supremely qualified blueberry lovers in this thread that aren't me, so I'll leave them to them.

>>47653075
No, get lost you short cavemen

>>47654223
Let her in.

>>47653075
I'm doing it. I'm pulling the lever.

>>47655402
Wait, I just reread her profile and getting actual blood out of me might be a bit more difficult than I thought. On the other hand, I like her even more.
>they have sharp fangs and strong jaws, and it's said that they are even capable of biting through iron chains and gnawing holes in the bottom of ships ... those bitten have mana spill out from inside their body ... a mana spray will stain the sea bright red ... a man will feel like he's having his mana gouged out and consumed
>they often nibble their husband's body ... on such occasions, they can be put at ease by head-patting or a firm embrace
>they prefer to embrace and entwine each others' bodies as closely as possible during sex, and they will ride a man wildly
>their entire body, including fangs, shark skin, etc., was once a deadly weapon for wounding humans; other than during sex, they treat their husband gently and carefully as if he were a fragile treasure ... they will turn their ferocity towards anything which could potentially harm their husband
>if there's a human bleeding in the sea, they'll swim there at full speed even from a far away location. However, it's not to attack, it's just because they get worried and rush to come help. Supposedly, sometimes they may even show up faster than the "sea bishops" who save those who are drowning
sh-she's fast
and perfect
black sclera evil cuties + memories of lamia for those who long to become a fishe themselves

kissssss with ssssnakess
ssssseeeeex witth sssnakesssss

>>47655697
Sniss and snex?

>>47655676
>getting swarmed by panicking mersharks that want to kiss your booboo so it doesn't hurt

>>47655697
I will stare at the snake

>>47655697
Why does the "default" lamia remind me so much of Ranpha from Galaxy Angel?

>>47653066
That's a nice belly, all monster girls should have one

>>47655974
That not funny anon
Number one sickness in morden day dog(girl) is obesity

>>47655974
Wrong, some of them should have two.
https://litter.catbox.moe/hxnqfa.png

>>47655697
Blonde snek too sexy to resist.

>>47654857
I just keep looping nexus of fate until she gets bored and leaves me

>>47654857
>control 45 holdings of at least county level, including Rome and/or Jerusalem

>>47653821
THATS A FUCKING NIPPLE!!! I SEE PLANT NIPPLES AND NOBODY ELSE NOTICED THAT????

>>47656360
AIEEEEEEEEEEE MISTER ADVERTISER GET DOWN

>>47656360
I don't see anything weird.

>>47654857
>draw your last pathetic card so I can end this duel and marry you anon
>Anon draws and smugly reveals exodia
>AHHHHHHH

>>47656360
I will tell my car dealer that I want to buy new car from him because I saw his ad on mamono plant sex dot org website

Give a Monstergirl/Theme

>>47656389
>exodia

>>47656463
Two porcs, one has oats and the other wants some

>>47656463
Woodworker cyclops makes a small statuette of her anon.

>>47656463
Shirohebi/Grilling American backyard BBQ
>She has the meats

SHIROHEBI ask for acces to your number photos microphone calendar camera and your childhood memories

>>47656463
Anon owns a toy store. He doesn't realize the eyes of some of the dolls/stuffies/action figures follow him as he walks past.

>>47656463
Monstergirl: DHAMPIR
Theme: Bond.
That's right! Miss Dhampir is Bond. Jane Bond.

>>47657789
You mean five nights at bogeys

>>47654374
I hope you practice safe patting and use your rubbing gloves!

>>47658380
You must be new here. Around these parts we do it RAW.

>>47656463
Ogre defending her anon from a stinky human woman. Preferably knocking her off-screen.

>>47658648
Anon please reconsider, you'll give the girl a baby if you don't use a glove!

A toad pops out from a pond and asks you to go and visit her dark mage friend (she is the dark mage's only friend). All she does is sit in her house by the swamp and occasionally roams the woods for ingredients while talking to herself but never talks to anyone else.
She is getting really worried that that she is going to be creepy swamp hermit magecel forever and needs your help.
WWYD?

>>47658801
>you can touch my breast if you want
>don't know what happen after that
I would get close to her, look down, and tell her that it's not worth the risk. Then turn around and leave.

>>47659162
I'd only take the toad as my gf, but I could try help the black mage somehow.

>>47659279
It's too late miss dark mage already turned the frogs gay

>>47658939
>you'll give the girl a baby if you don't use a glove!
That's the best part.

>>47659162
She asked nicely so I'll try, but I'll be honest I'm probably just as bad as the dark mage.

>>47659162
>magecel
I don't like the implication that i will have to immediately relieve her of her celibate status to fix her. Surely we can start slow and only visit her once a day for a couple hours, drinking tea and watching her explain her new spells. Then i'll move in to her house with some excuse and let her try tempting me through various methods, but i'll always act coy and innocent until we truly fall in love with heachother amd confess our feelings, rather than following the heat of the moment. Even then we will start gentle with cuddling first, then awkwardly give each other our first kiss and finally 3 months after i moved in with her we will have a romantic dinner and retire to our now mutual bedchambers to consumate our relationship.

Remember as all the cow lovers fantasise about cows breasts and how they are full of milk It's the same for the holstaurs themselves where they fantasise about how huge her husband balls are and how much "milk" is in those

>>47659630
We already knew that though? Holstaurs want to milk you just as much as you want to milk them.

>>47659623
You forgot the part where she age drains you to single digit years old at the end

>>47659660
It may come as surprising to the cow begginers

>>47654374
>>rubbing bug tummy is gross and you should probably wash your hands unless you're a pervert. I bet you are, you dirty bug kisser.
Guilty as charged. I want to rub all 50+ segments of my bugwife.

Would worship Echidna tummies

>>47659850
Omelette factory

>>47659886
Anon no

>>47659945
That greenworm is going straight into the crafting bench so I get more ingredients for better rarity daughter gacha roll

>>47660018
i dont think you can combine two daughters anon

>>47660102
oh yeah?

>>47660134
Literally who,give a wiki link or something

Don't get global version echidna as wife they are all censored and with small tits

>>47660175
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Makeup!_Familiar_Power!_(p177)

>>47660179
Are you implying all Echidnafags should move to a certain country to get the 'optimal' version?
>>47660209
No way,i rather headpat my worm daughter than turn her into a piece of equipment

>>47654408
ZE SPY IS ESKAPING
ACHTUNG ACHTUNG

There's no reason to impregnate mamonos

>>47660554
But anon, Monster Conservationism helps, you see these foxes, they are endangered and need your help.

>>47660209
This only works with familiars though, as they are nafe from a witches power, and can be "recalled back" whenever needed. A greenworm isnt the same.

>>47660503
ACHTUNG, ACHTUNG
DREI, NEUN, VIER, ACHT, SECHS
DREI, NEUN, VIER, ACHT, SECHS

>>47660503
>ACHTUNG ACHTUNG
Der richtige Begriff wäre:
ALARM! ALARM!

>>47660503
Unf thats a big cat

>>47660637
what did the shortie saw?

>>47660669
who knows

>>47660646
It's Wolfenstein German.

https://youtu.be/VBonvNKrul8?feature=shared

>>47660554
Wow are you really gonna let your dryad wife be infested with beetles and grenworms

Making an entire forest by constantly impregnating Alraunes

>>47660554
incubization is human rights, do your duty

>>47660554
"i want too" is the only reason i need

>>47660503
>See the word spy
>Think about TF2
My brain is rotten

>>47660972
You too, huh?

Remember kots talk in body language and body odor with other kots but verbally with humans your kot wife probably makes fun of you behind your back when she's with her friends

>>47660983
>kots talk in body language and body odor

>>47661018
I am allergic to big cats, they scare me

>>47661028
Big cats are not scary and very cute

>>47661063
a cat twice my size is VERY scary

>>47661080
She's putty in your hands.

>This is the future echidnafags want

>>47660812
It's all fun and games until her stamen goes up your butt.

A gaggle of pyrows using your body as a canvas to see what color of lipstick mark looks best on a man's skin, they've each gone through 5 colors and haven't decided yet

>>47661087
Cats are strange and, well, catty when it comes to affection. I'd rather have a dog manamo twice my size that's at least straightforward with what they want

>>47659660
That's a common misconception.
Remember: A cow wants to milk you more than you want to milk her.
Additionally, a cow also wants you to milk her more than you want to milk her.

>>47661028
Do not Google how much lionesses fuck durning mating season you don't want end up like thst

>>47661139
They also nibble on your balls if they want to fuck and you say you are spent. And no, they don't care that it's a fake internet meme, they'll make it real.

>>47661124
>I'd rather have a dog manamo
Yes, dogs are better. Good choice.

>>47661063
I love Jinkos in particular, easily the best kots.
>>47661139
Lion mating sessions are very short, so you might get away with just one long enough fuck for a day.
>>47661156
Do not let liongirls on the internet.

>>47653404
That greentext with the Fox sport table was great, even with that silly picture of the monsters sitting at the table. I miss those time in /a/ when we used to make those greentexts with pictures made by ourselves.

>>47660983
Meh, 3D already do that

If i had a penny for each time i became attracted to an evil lamia woman i would had 4 pennies, which isnt much but its weird it has happened several times

>>47661383
You have a really low view of 3d. But also a really high view of 2d girls like they're supposed to be super nice and perfect in every way. They don't have to be.

>>47653066

>>47661463
i will impregnate the chuuni out of her

>>47661459
They are, read book

>>47661379
>/d/roach is still going
you do know that oldfag act doesnt work when you're this obvious, right?

>>47661459
No I just know what to expect and what I wish for. Feel free to go back

>>47661459
>But also a really high view of 2d girls like they're supposed to be super nice and perfect in every way
Yeah, they are 2d, and by definition, as perfect as you want them to be. And i want them to be better than 3d, not worse or just as mediocre.

>>47661553
Fuck off with your weird ass crusade of blocking everything here, I have no idea what you're trying to achieve but we will not become another of your /vg/ or discord hugboxes that you really love to bring every post

>>47661568
Just remember the core MGE concept where you can't actually be raped, so if your Cheshire wife makes fun of you in front of a crowd, it's really just kinky foreplay and you were into it all along

>>47661587
>the core MGE concept where you can't actually be raped
You are really going all out trying to push this.

>>47661575
Cute but you're still too obvious. Cry about loli instead

>>47661587
The core of the MGE is that i want to be raped, you silly.

>>47661601
>Cry about loli instead
What? I think you are extremely confused, maybe you should go back to /tg/ and talk about your grimdark settings if monsters loving and having sex is too strong for you

>>47661592
It's just really kinky rape play between you and your soulmate

>>47661615
>monsters loving and having sex
>gaping
Lmao
Better luck next thread, /d/roach

>>47661587
>Just remember the core MGE concept where you can't actually be raped
I don't know if you are retarded, trying to change the narrative or you are one of those retards lurking here despite hating the source material

>>47661633
I have no idea what are you doing here then if you hate sex with monsters so much

>>47661639
Mamono mate via handholding.

>>47661643
>handholding.
Woah woah woah, easy there. This is a blue board.

>>47653426
Why do monster girl sports have to be sex though? Why can't they do normal sports but with their monstergirl superpowers, kinda like Mach Breakers but less superhero bullshit and more japanese bullshit

>>47661653
That's like asking why monster girls have a heavy sex focus. They don't have to but they usually do. Most anons are even here for it.

>>47661653
Because that's what the books mostly talk about, also wouldn't it be funny? we had discussed sports like that before but the discussion dissapears after one or two paragraphs considering how mundane that is. Also we started like that years ago and ended up going the sex route anyway because it was more interesting and monster like.

>>47661653
>He says as he talks in the thread about a setting where the author gets so caught up in describing how good the sex feels that he forgets to write the mongirl entry

>>47661653
>Why does it have to be sex in a hypersexualized setting with sex starved monsters and a men shortage?

>>47661653
Because that takes creativity, which spiteful shitposters dont have. It's ehy they dont even know that KC has given quite a few examples of mg sports and tournaments already

>>47661634
Like literally who, anon

>>47661729
Hard to care about most of KC patreon slop even if there's good stuff tucked inside so I don't blame them

>>47661587
Did you just equate getting made fun of to getting raped?

>>47653822
Include an author's note saying "shit is sad in the beginning so the later happy parts can shine brighter, skip to page 69 if you don't wanna be even more depressed" or something like that in the beginning.

>>47661762
If you dont like MGE, why are you even here? You should go back.

>>47661729
I think that just doing Captain Tsubasa with MGs is a lot less creative, but keep pushing that buddy it's a free country as long as you don't keep shitting on others

>>47661762
So you hate KC and his works, why are you here then?

>>47661817
So doing actual sports with mgs competing using their powers and abilities is "less creative" now?

>>47661762
>Gos I hate KC and his MGE profiles
>why do these retards keep discussing everything that makes me mad in a thread designed for it?
Uh? I'm confused

>>47661837
Yeah, it's much easier than thinking about something more risky and that hasn't been done before that's why I really liked that monster sport thing
Anons really took their A game creativity and started doing scenarios so fast, I haven't seen such creativity in these thread since the /a/ days in which we usually did those crazy ideas and Less, Nav and even Latenight made some art from those scenarios

>>47661859
>something risky
And that is....?
I love how you faggots always act innocent and shy away from mentioning exactly what you're talking about.

>>47656463
Succubus
Western, lile cowboys and outlaws and gunslingin'
>This town ain't big enough for both the outlaws, Anon the Guy and Susie Succ.... So they have to share a room together, hijinks ensue

>>47661889
Public sex isn't risky for you?

>>47661837
>mgs competing using their powers and abilities is "less creative" now?
He didn't really do that though. He just said they do without elaborating. Or, god forbid, actually drawing it.

>>47661898
Not really, no. It happens all the time in MGE in fact.

>>47661889
It's almost like everyone here is a petty, disingenuous faggot wheedling about how everyone else's impression of MGE is wrong while theirs is the best while simultaneously never saying anything that can be criticized

>>47661837
Not more "less creative", but they usually throw the idea and never make stories or elaborate and they bitch that there's no stuff about it
Usually those guys just throw the idea and expect the other to do the work for them, the others on the other hand are more passionate and throw stories, greentext, some artwork even and they get punished by these puritan tourists for it

>>47661928
>puritan tourists
You still think that's gonna work when you're talking about a /d/ fetish?

>>47661840
>>47661830
>>47661794
>nooo you have to like everything uniformly you can't like this and not that
Sneedthe

>>47661941
Yeah whatever, do whatever you want but every single thread of outsiders bitching about sex I just see a whole thread of fight instead of contributing with something, some stories, artworks, greentexts or whatever.
Instead you people spend a whole thread mentioning outsiders, your e-celebs and other sites that it seems you're very familiar with it, that's not what these thread are about, that's as far as /jp/ as it can be.

>>47661941
Here you have a clear example of outsider >>47661947

New shroom or something more old hat?

>>47661960
>>47661947
keep seething that nobody wants your about your disgusting goatse shit here

>>47661970
Imagine the sheer incomprehensibility of a Gen Z Hatter.

>>47661976
Of course seethe, cope and goatse are /jp/ slangs

>>47661960
>Instead you people spend a whole thread mentioning outsiders, your e-celebs and other sites that it seems you're very familiar with it, that's not what these thread are about, that's as far as /jp/ as it can be.
This is why nobody want s to do or post anything anymore and just recycle pictures

>>47661976
What's next? Posting frogs and wojaks? Mr. Outsider.

>>47662000
Maurice Chevalier Eiffel Tower

>>47661970
It's really impossible to argue that this isn't just a human at this point.

>>47661996
Anon people will get on your ass for posting non-mge images here too. You aren't left with many options for new images to post at that point. It's just not that popular.

>>47661996
>Post a thing
>REEEE GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK
>Post a recycled picture with the question "In MGE would you kiss your wife on the mouth or on the lips?"
>Get 70 (You)s from horny posters
It's simple mathematics

>>47661947
>>47661976
I find fascinating how tourists end up breaking after a while and no matter how much they try they recede into their slangs instead of making an argument.

Because retards get mad feed them replies maybe?

>muh sekrit club
Please stop. It's actually really fucking embarassing.

>>47662065
Most "original" pictures posting recently has been gacha, vtubers or AI garbage.

>>47661970
They sell kombucha in cans now?

>>47662084
the problem is that they cant say gatekeeping bad without revealing themselves, so this is the best they can do

>>47662042
>Infected by a mushroom
>Has a mushroom growing out of her head
>Infects others with mushroom
>Grows her own clothes out of mushrooms
>Releases spores that make people act crazy and horny
>Mannerisms and mindset that are less human and crazier than most monsters
>"One a man tastes their sticky hypha-like body"

I'll ask her to grow a cat-ear headband next so she REALLY qualifies as a monster girl.

Hello, fellow humans.

>>47662131
The girl on the right doesn't even have the hat.
>Grows her own clothes out of mushrooms
This is a really nice cosplay fact but it doesn't change that it doesn't matter. That's indistinguishable from a normal human.

>>47662078
they're too scared to name the fetish they actually want to talk about when questioned, you think they can make arguments?

>>47662224
So, we're gatekeeping KC designs now?

>>47662084
The only ones who bitch about gatekeeping are the ones outside the gates

>>47662274
This is still not the mge thread so I see no reason to not point out that a lot of the designs barely make the cut of monster girl in relation to how often they are posted.

>>47662293
>This is still not the mge thread
you're never getting art of KC furtard, just get over it

>>47661970
Classic hatter is the only true hatter for me.

>>47662293
Feel free to go back to /tg/ and post there about how much cooler you are because you want to fuck a 10 dimensional non euclidean biblically accurate eldritch being instead of a pretty woman, tourist

>>47662224
>That's indistinguishable from a normal human.
Except she's literally a mushroom in human form. That's kind of the point if her species, but you already knew that, didn't you.

>>47662311
learn invisibility magic so monsters cant do "Love at first sight" on you

>>47662168
Hi, fellow mage.

>>47662332
You fool! You've just blown her perfect cover!

>>47662323
anon takes it a step further making himself unable to be heard, smelled, seen, touched, tasted, all senses he can think of to not be perceived by. all to be made useless when some sort of monster mage happens by him and can "See" the seemingly bodiless living soul of a man, which catches her academic interest.

I will taste the mad hatter and see what species of demon mushroom she's based off of

>>47662452
I'm pretty sure it's one of the hallucinogenic kinds.

>>47662452
>hatter keeps warning you about how one taste will send you on a massive psychosexual trip you'll never recover from
>she's made of penny buns

>>47662452
but where will you taste her?

>>47662293
There you have it, every time some fuckwit complains about "human woman" it's the furfat.
I told you before, fags that complain about this kind of things are invariably furries.

>>47662473
She keeps telling me her lips, but all she's doing is sitting with her legs wide open and her mouth blocked with a tea cup, not sure what she's asking here

I am tired of being raped by the Hellhound. I don't want to be raped by the Hellhound anymore...

>>47662491
rape her and establish dominance then

>>47662491
Have you tried kissing the hound instead?

>>47662491
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