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FUCKING MOOOON-CHAN!

>>4765667
I'll give it to you.

>>4765667
God, now I want a blaxspolitation film starring Jessica.

>>4765730
Only if she gets into a kong fu battle with Richard Nixon.

If Shkanontrice was true, wouldn't that make this theory Kanon?

>>4765684
Just youtube'd the animu scene that you niggers told me to watch.
Yeah, she was sounding like she was trolling.

Oddly enough, it sounded like someone had just foiled her dastardly plan.

CAN I HAVE A THREAD NOW GUYS?
I MEAN I AM KINDA YANDERE AND STUFF, DOESN'T THAT COUNT FOR SOMETHING?

>>4765827
no

>>4765827
Bow down to the superior yandere, faggot.

>>4765827
George being a culprit, or accomplice of any form would suck. Yes, yes, we get it, you have a raging hard on for someone who is literally a third of a person.

But then again, him being killed by Jessica because he tried to start shit in episode 4 would be HILARIOUS.

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>>4765867
If Jessica killed George in episode 4....
she's literally the embodiment of good.

Wonder how Umineko will end.

Fiction End feels like an exercise in pointlessness.

Amensia end is needlessly depressing shit.

Hobo-End is sorta interesting, but Hobo-end can be applied to any of the piece endings.

Shkanontrice will likely either have Battler not get the girl but at least Shannon gives up that nasty murder habit of hers.

Moon-chan Shkanontrice end would have Battler defeat Liquid once and for all, and end up with Beatrice because George sacrificed himself or something.

Doubletrice end - Hilarity ensues.

>>4765916
All I want from Umineko is the following.

Adequate conclusion with Battler, Kyrie, and Rudolf. No, I don't consider "I knew you were my son but decided to kill you anyways, as a joke" to be an adequate conclusion.

Adequate explanation of Jessica, Kanon, Shannon, and Beatrice. No, I don't consider "Jessica didn't notice that Shannon was her boyfriend Kanon" to be adequate.

Adequate conclusion with Rosa and Maria. While Maria is an insufferable brat, Rosa and her deserve a better end than just dying and being happy in the golden land. Even more so when episode 4 made it crystal clear that HAPPINESS IN DEATH is a bullshit concept.

And finally....

I want Bernkastel's head.

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>>4765748

Kinzo, no!

>>4765978
Bern's going to be redeemed.
Moon-chan, if she's evil, is not.

>>4766010
You shitting me?

Battler is Bern's mortal enemy. That's not ending well.

>Bern's going to be redeemed.

How? It makes sense that Bern gets the same treatment as Lambda since they're both responsible for the game, and I can't see 34 getting a happy ending.

>>4766092
34's alright.
She really helps out Battler in episode 6.

>>4766092
>I can't see 34 getting a happy ending.

Why not? 34 was one of the most sympathetic characters in EP6.

You guys are all idiots, Shkanon is in no way guarenteed. I can easily see Ryukishi knocking it down, as it creates just as many wholes in the plot as it solves.

>>4766119
Because 34 wants Bern to get better, and Berns bound to get a bad end. So if 34 is lucky she gets a bitter sweet end with hobo-Battler.

LMAO MOON-CHAAAAN XD

>>4765978
I second this.