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DM wins

Better question. Who would win in a fight, Lady of Pain or Demonbane?

A fight of immortals will continue until end of time when the trumpets sound

The Tarrasque cannot be killed.
Mokou cannot be killed.
Stalemate, but an interesting one.

No one wins in a fight of immortals unless there is a kill situation.

A Tarrasque has to be killed, then Wish it stayed dead, right?
Mokou doesn't have access to that power, so it's a stalemate.

Tarrasque is only awake for like a week at a time, right?

Mokou wins by disqualification.

>>4764539
Well, we don't know what the fight is about. Maybe it'll be a boxing match. Or a game of chess. Or chessboxing.

>>4764542
Seeing Tarrasque and Mokou chessbox would be odd, to say the least.

>>4764526
The tarrasque loses because his designs has gotten awful.
Went from fucking Godzilla to a big buffalo-dino bad mix.

>>4764548
Don't let that 3 INT fool you, Tarrasque can bring down even Kasparov in a chess match.

>>4764533
Demonbane, sadly. Our Lady of Pain is not THAT powerful

Fucking TRAINS BABY!

>>4764555

Mokou has had 1200 years of life.

Her awareness levels are probably superhuman. If we assume she learned the modern variant of chess, say, after it became a popular phenomena (Around early 1800s), she'd've had more time to play it than if the oldest person alive had been playing from birth.

That is, of course, if she wasn't faffing about in Gensokyo fighting Kaguya for all those years instead.

Mokou is overkill. I'd expect Cirno to kill Tarrasque on a good day.

Airman

Whoodwin threads belong to /co/ or preferably /ass/.

>>4764576
It's pretty safe to assume she wasted her entire life, considering she spent a century murdering everyone and another as a fucking nihilist.

>>4764635

X amount of human life
3 centuries being a coward
3 centuries being a psychopath
3 centuries being apathetic
2 centuries laid-back eternal life
1 century KAGUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4764560
The trick is not so much 'destructive power' as much as keeping every other power in the multiverse out of her domain.

Kenshiro.

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/tarrasque.htm
>immunity to fire, poison, disease, energy drain, and ability damage
>immunity to fire

>Mokou

>>4764692
Mokou also does rip and tear.

>>4764692
Eh, who can say. You direct fire at it in a concetrated enough point, you might be able to dig your way inside the Tarrasque's body with fire hands. Mokou's got nothing but time to waste.

>>4764692

There are obviously ways to use fire to harm things that are immune to it.

Does it breathe? Does it breathe oxygen, in particular?

Suffocate it by igniting the atmosphere (at least around its mouth).

Cause problems in its metabolism generating heat in pockets of its body. Just because it can't be lit on fire doesn't mean fire can't be in a body cavity.

Create a infernally mighty firestorm beneath its feet, casting it into space with the blazing updraft.

Generate so much heat that the matter that composes it liquefies, then boils, regardless of whether it combusts.

Etc.

Get eaten by Tarrasque. Tear your way out of its body from the inside.

>>4764706
>>4764696
>How to take something seriously

>>4764709

More like

>powerlevels

>>4764709
Yeah, I'm totally takings things seriously by imagining Mokou ripping into a Tarrasque with glowing red hands, slowly making progress, bit by bit.

Depends on who gets bored of killing/being killed first.

BS it with bullet current spam. Just think of the hit box on that thing! It is like one big hit box, it IS one big hit box!

>>4764696
That's stupid, you're stupid for bringing it up

>>4764706
Works very well unless they thing doesn't need oxygen to breath. Actually this is the smartest use of fire (using fire to suffocate someone you can't burn) Ive seen.

>>4764734
Mokous danmaku aren't hot, from the way its explained it actually feels good.

>>4764526
I don't really get it. This thing looks huge, so can't it just continually smash Mokou or something? Considering another small girl can, why would Mokou have any advantage over this thing?

>>4764763

Being squashed WILL NOT STOP MOKOU.

>>4764763
Moko can fly and shoot things, if mokou can't crushed a couple hundred times he'd probably just fly and start shooting.

>>4764776
Is that cosplay Accelerator?

>>4764776
Can't she still feel pain? I'm not saying that would kill her, but if that monster kept squishing her, how would she be able to do anything?

What balances out the 3.5 tarrasque's immunity to fire is its inability to fly. To the point where low-level characters can beat it by flying above it and cheesing it with ranged attacks, but it takes forever because of the regeneration.

4e Tarrasque has its own weaknesses stemming from shitty design, but it does have anti-flying weaknesses.

>>4764780
dammit I need coffee, I meant if moku gets smashed a hundred times she'd learn and fly and shoot.

>>4764791
She can feel pain, but she and her rival kaguya have been killing themselves for thousands of years so it'll take a lot of pain for a very long time to make her get tired and shit.

Also I so fucking love Tarrasque. I should lurk /tg/ for all the awesome stuff you guys have.

>>4764791

There's two methods the hourai elixir seems to work.

First is Regeneration. Damage is reversed, wounds repair.
The second is Reincarnation. Damage is not reversed, a destroyed body is discarded, a new body forms from nothing.

Death by crushing, death by suffocating in a sealed room, death by drowning tied to a heavy object, these would be solved by Reincarnation in a safe area.

Since Mokou and the tarrasque both have unlimited regenerative abilities, this comes down to a slightly modified version of the The Grand Unified Theory of Batman Versus Anyone (which states "Batman will defeat any opponent in battle, regardless of other factors, if he has adequate preparation time"). In this case, if Mokou has adequate time to prepare/acquire a Scroll of Wish (or similar item) then she will be able to defeat the tarrasque. If such preparation is not possible, then the battle results in an eternal stalemate.

[SOLVING THE NEET PROBLEM: A STEP BY STEP GUIDE]
1. Find Tarrasque
2. Piss off Tarrasque
3. Lead to Eientei
4. ????
5. Relax

>>4764820
Could reincarnation be exploited for transportation?

Too bad no touhou knows Mordenkainen's disjunction.

>>4764830
Eirin would just make a poison that can kill Tarrasques. She made IMMORTALITY; that's not beyond her.

>>4764841
Marisa could learn it if Yukari ever bothered to gap in a player's handbook. Of course, she could also learn Timestop, redo it as a spell card called Star Platinum and use it to take on Sakuya's World.

Patchy probably already has a D&D book or two lying around. Old editions, not current stuff.