/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>wyvern catches your sword
>flexes her claw a little and snaps it in half
>throw the handle at her and run away
>wyvern takes off and lands in front of you
>"Where do you think you're going, jerkass?"

cat day

>>47620618
I kiss her on the tummy and make a quick get away

>Getting a tongue bath from a salamander
Just imagine that abnormally warm, slimy, soft, sticky, lizard tongue caressing your face. Now imagine tasting it was she shoves it on your mouth for a hot, passionate kiss!

>>47620601
What a cozy image, I'd help aunt Satyros with her harvest

I wanna fill a slime girl with my cum and make her all white

>>47620724
... OH NO

>>47620736
Many strange creatures out there in the unexplored regions of the Earth

Thinking about eepy monsters.

Out-prank the cheshire.

Monster girls love cum. They'll do anything to taste it. So when the chesh wife is about to come home, setup the trap. Get naked, start wanking off to get hard, and then get some lotion has the color and consistency of cum. Pour it such that it looks like it's dripping from your dick and down your hand. The moment she walks in she'll go in for the kill to lick it up. That's when she gets the surprise. She just ate lotion.

There aren't many ways to make a cheshire angry, but this will definitely be one. So use this prank when the time is right.

>>47620834
I'm pretty sure she'll be able to differentiate it through the smell. It's going to take something more elaborate than that.

When the sweaty musky cheshire butt teleports right into your face, you must do your civic duty and huff her ass.

>>47620862
That's why you target a cheshire. She'll teleport to it without thinking twice. No chance for the smell of the lotion to hit her nostrils.

>>47620834
>Monster girls love cum. They'll do anything to taste it.
Cum tasting bars.

>>47620807
Eepy monster!

Koturday.

>>47620970
More like, icky monster, lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3QOb_kMSAA

snakes give me hebi-jeebies

>>47621252
... lewd

>>47621334
Snakes are more afraid of you than you are of them.

>no more french people in the thread
>thread is healthy and interesting
Can I get some gratitude and maybe a commission now? I was so fucking right

>>47621344
But are they more turned on be me than I am by them? I think NOT!

>>47621334

>>47621350
>french
>people
I'm onto you, fr*g

>>47621395
>I'm onto you
You're into frogs, disgusting

Fuck off schizo, the Frenchie left so shut the fuck up now

>>47621416
I can't help it if a frog makes my penis all big and Froppy.

Kill fr*gs. Behead fr*gs. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a fr*gs food. Launch fr*gs into the sun. Stir fry fr*gs in a wok. Toss fr*gs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a fr*gs gas tank. Judo throw fr*gs into a wood chipper. Twist fr*gs heads off. Report fr*gs to the IRS. Karate chop fr*gs in half. Curb stomp pregnant black fr*gs. Trap fr*gs in quicksand. Crush fr*gs in the trash compactor. Liquefy fr*gs in a vat of acid. Eat fr*gs. Dissect fr*gs. Exterminate fr*gs in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate fr*gs in the oven. Lobotomize fr*gs. Mandatory abortions for fr*gs. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown fr*gs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize fr*gs with a ray gun. Kick old fr*gs down the stairs. Feed fr*gs to alligators. Slice fr*gs with a katana.

M̶̡̛̝̤̞̣͎̱̼̻͈̺̳̤̹̱̖͚̼̪͍̬̪͕͙̘̠̱̙̞̬̘̞̈͂̇͐̑̆̈̃͒̔̊̓͛͒̈́̽́̒͐́̕̕̕͜͠͝͝͠ͅͅͅȩ̵̛̛̛̱͕̗̮͓͙̝̠̥͈͙̟͓͈̻̠̟̈́̑̔̒̏̿͗͋̀̋͑̆̿̎̈́̀̈́̊̔̑̃͒̇̋͛̿̉̈́̈̀̕͘̚͘͠͝͝ơ̵̢̨̨̗͔̱̗̝̖͔̞̻͕̬̱̺̫̻̺̦̭͉̣͔̗͕̥͉͓̤̤̫͎͎̤̠͙̬̥̣̝̫̠͊͆̒̏̾̾̃̍́͌̊͋͂̍̃̽̽̓͋͘̚̕͜͝͝͝͠ẃ̴̡̛̺̙̣̳̯̳͈̱̩͚̈́̌̌͆̒́͗̃̀̽̆́͋̐̓͆͌̊̍̎͛̄͂̾̇̊͆͂͌̆̕̚͜͠

>>47621416
I'm not just into frogs, I'm inside a frog right now.

Mucus Toads get heart pupils when they hear you say "omelette du fromage".

>>47621491
>Can't even replace half of this shitty copypasta
Mick, you're an absolute retard

>>47621507
Actually, so do holsts, but for different reasons.

*sounds of good mac and cheese*
Imagine.

>>47621501
Never trust a pixie.

dorkgon

Bread monstergirl when?

>>47621498
i will the nyaaing abomination

katurday!

>>47621729
Here you go.
>>47621889
What a weird kot.

>>47621729

>>47622104
>>47622184
If that's shog bread, where is the shog bakery?

Around elves, watch yourselves.

Mana is stored in the hat.

>>47622270
Why was this deleted?

fxo

horse butt

>>47622369
>.xof siht tsurt ton oD

>>47622425

>>47622425

Balrog pussy

>>47621729
https://files.catbox.moe/3falkf.jpeg

wurm butt
elusive but she does have it

>>47622612

>>47622622
tell me, have u seen a wurms bum before?

>>47622524
It's pretty good I bet

>>47622636
Well, Mrs. Wurm down the street has a husband without a job, but we don't call him that because we were raised better.

>>47620902
I refuse. I'll hold my breath until she goes away.

>>47622659
hey, dont be mean
just cause all they do is fuck doesnt mean they dont have a job

>>47622612
You can find them just sticking out of the ground sometimes, when miss wurm is sleeping with her head in the ground like an ostrich.

>>47622696
why does she do it tho?
why not sleep in a bed?

>>47622720
>why not sleep in a bed?
Why use bed that isn't always there when you have ground that is everywhere?

>>47622738
>tfw ywn teach a wurm about the joys of modern life

Imagine helping a monster knight out of her armor and hearing her soft, gentle laugh as you nervously remove her enchanted breastplate, releasing her hidden huge cow tits.
Imagine her patting your head as you blush and then shoving you, her beloved squire to the bed and showing you just how much she appreciates you by titfucking you until your balls are dry.

>>47622798
>Titfucks you
>Balls are wet with sweat...
>Titfucks you
>Balls are wet with sweat...
Squirenon was never seen again

We got the Orc imouto sequel
https://exhentai.org/g/3034438/72927b37b2/
It seems that the grandma chapter is part of the mom side of the story abd it will be released on winter

>>47622754
>after spending three days in an apartment, she has a mental breakdown and drags you back to her old lair

>>47622720
They like being uprooted by the wurm rancher

>>47622859
>tfw its time to go wurm picking again
>they are looking nice and ripe today

>>47622316
Because jannies are stupid

When the radicals aim to corrupt an important man like a prince, they don't target him directly and instead target his pretty bodyguard.

Fat fucking fox.

>>47622859
plucking wurms out of the ground in dragonia like my name is olimar

>>47622916
>fill several drones with ushi-oni blood and use them to spray the entire aristocracy during a major festival
Modern problems require modern solutions.

A boy meets a wolf girl and a cat girl in the forest.
The wolf lies and rapes every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday and the other days she speaks the truth.
The cat lies and rapes on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, and the other days she speaks the truth.
"Yesterday I raped a boy," the wolf told the boy. "So did I," said the cat.
Who will rape the boy?

>>47622950
>more Ushis in the world
thats a good thing, a great thing even.

>>47622641
So good that a man shall not pass on it.

>>47622823
>orc
>just a normal girl with the smallest tusk/teeth possible
Yeah, some of you are not beating the cosplay allegation

>>47623074
I trust her.

>>47623099
What's wrong with cosplaying?

>>47623159
Try asking /vg/ where the chinese gacha characters you keep posting belong.

>>47623149
Onee-san is extremely trustworthy.

>>47623099
She has pointed ears though!

>>47623149
A man could get lost in those rectangles

>>47623229
Now I need an octopus GF with W Pupils

>>47623256
Cuttlefish? More like cuddlefish

>>47623063
What's so good about ushi oni? Nothing good has ever been said about them.

>>47622823
Personally I'm more of a fan of the mom and her coworkers

Monster stretching

>>47623285
Big Ushi paws typed this post.

>>47623276
I'd have to get her a sweater with that stitched into it.

>>47623285
Such an absurd amount of disrespect. You're getting eggs and rape for breakfast your next morning.

>>47623300
Puffy.

>>47623309
>doesn't have anything good to say about ushi oni.
I accept your concession.

>>47623320
ushi are both bad cow and bad spider. A waste of fur and milk

>>47623285
She's the best librarian

>>47623300
I'm going to stretch that ass alright
https://files.catbox.moe/v5dtqi.png

is there any other general/general-like thread on 4chan with so much posts deleted in every thread?

OK, let's take it from the top. First of all, Miss Ushi is a cow, so she has MOLESTABLE COW HORNS.
She has voluminous hair, making her always look fierce and powerful.
AND
She's a MASSIVE chuuni, wearing a "seal" to control her lust. Being a chuuni naturally makes her more moe-moe and adorable and that comes through here in her innocent, cute reactions to physical affection.

>>47620618
id be afraid she break my dick

>>47623386
they can also be dorks, albeit rarely.

>>47623386
But that's just getting us STARTED.
Miss Ushi is in the "mofu spider" tier of spiders making her the largest and cuddle-able tier of spider.
Her swirls of fur invite touching and caressing, and her big, furry paws ensure that her hand-holding is on point as well.
She's got pedipalps for extra cuddles and a large, furry lower body for even MORE cuddles!

>>47623421
Beyond all this, Ushis have an emotionally expressive tail, so you always have a clue what they're thinking.
And because they are so incredibly needy--what with all their lust--as soon as you get past that they're the DERE-est of the Deres.

Imagine Ushi that has never had a seal her entire life

>>47620687
I'd rather give the tongue bath to the salamander after she's done with an intense summer workout session.

>We have an agreement with the Pharaoh. See these red flags?
>Stay on that side and the sandworms won't attack you. You can do whatever you want over there.
>Come this side of the flags, though, and your ass is mine.

>>47623430
Finally, they're cows! So they tend to be busty, and in need of being milked. Ushi milk is silky smooth and full of Miss Ushi's secret ingredient: love..
Also, as a spider if you are into bondage play she is probably up for it.
Also also, even if you're not.
Also also also, as a "taur" mamono you can ride on her back, allowing you to be the Big Spoon even going about town or travelling!
In conclusion, the Ushi is a VERY VERY VERY VERY good girl and is full of charm points and I just like them very much.

>>47623356
LIBRARIAN

>>47623361
Ew. Sex is so dirty.

>>47622823
That's a human...

>>47623477
Why are cats like this?

>>47623508
They're normally much more dignified, they just go into heat every Saturday.

>>47623508
I understand how you were fooled by her cunning disguise, but I believe that is a slime.

Ushi oni hours

>>47623556
Cat ears, cat tail and her mass has the properties of liquid. 100% cat

>>47623448
Oh, uh... Would you settle for my dick instead of my ass? I actually feel like monsters would have a different version of that phrase.

>>47623573
I would absolutely marry an Ushi. Look at this cuddle bug! Who wouldn't?
Probably HITLER.

Which way, bipedal man?

>>47623615
An ushi oni establishing consent, seen pictured

>>47623608
I really like this artist.

I want Kenkou to add Lizardtaurs of some sort to MGE.

>>47623508
Cats are well known deviant and promiscuous

>>47623654
Not my cat.

>>47623654
Not deviant, just playful

>>47623673
would become a fat-assed sweaty cheshire's chair
a chairshire.

>>47623716
She must really like cleaning

>>47623673
Fine, lets play a match of gaping and then go home

You can always trust foxes.

>>47623768
How does that work?

Sleepy kot.

>>47623779
That means fucking her ass until it can't close by itself anymore so I can go home

Is she trustworthy?

>>47623819
She's big so yes

>>47623829
This image needs some explanation

>>47623829
>Utawarerumono but everything is a rat

if you ever get cornered by a monster larger than you and they haven't grabbed you yet, just call them cute, it'll fluster their tough exterior enough for you to make a quick exit around before they realize you're gone. Trust me, they all do the "kyaaah!" thing

>>47623421
>those nipples
It's like they are looking at me...

>>47623829
>we found the human
>Don't be afraid, prophecy spoke of a man who will lead the rat girls to victory over the fearsome devourer armed with the mighty vorpal blade.
>we'll have to find the blade though...
>but don't worry, an army of vermin will help you!
>we just have to repopulate our numbers first, you can help with that too.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/penetration_through_clothes?z=2
Monster girls for this fetish?

This is your new CEO.

Sure is dead in here.

>>47624162
Yes well you're basically racist for pointing that out

>>47624207
>replying to a spammer

>>47623615
>that wagging tail
So ushi onis are
>spiders
>cows
>oni
And now they are dogs too? Has multiclassing gone too far?

>>47624248
If a duckbilled platypus is allowed to have venom spurs, I don't see how this is going too far

>>47624212
Part of the thread, part of your social circle.

>>47624261
They WHAT?
The devs need to nerf multiclassing. What's next? A monster that's a dragon, a goat, a snake and a lion all at the same time? Ridiculous.

>>47624262
A diseased rat crawling under the floorboards isn't a part of the residents' social circle.

>>47624313
Rat-chan isn't diseased! She's the picture of perfect health.

>>47623023
they're both lying because it's sunday and he's gonna be the one to rape them

i suggest you get that chocolate bar on a payment plan

Vaca

>>47624402
>Fox
>Cow
>Wasp waist
Science has gone too far.

>>47624285
>A monster that's a dragon, a goat, a snake and a lion all at the same time? Ridiculous.
That would be crazy, thankfully it doesn't exist so I'm sure to never run into an encounter like that.

>>47624285
Imagine a monster that's a dragon, a lamia and a moron all at the same time.

>>47624435
I am not a big tits man. Flat and tight to the bone is how a chest should be.

>>47624440

>>47624576
DMC style swapping mid combat

Big, big foxes.

>>47624596
Yeah, TOO big.

>>47624596

Which monsters will take place in the Wacky Races? First prize is anon's boxers.

>>47624611
I really like the idea of being a warlock and having a patron monster girl where our relationship is somewhere between servant/husband. So the power dynamic is always there and I might be told to do some messed up stuff but she'll give at least some regard to my life and usually reward with cuddles.

What did she mean by this?

>>47624624
anon will compete to win back his boxers

If we keep culling the last bits of the thread, it'll last forever!

If you ever find yourself cornered by a horny fox, just chant "Rapist, no raping" three times fast and they'll leave you alone.

Drunk, rowdy, lewd centaurs>prim and proper prudish centaurs
pic not related can’t find any art of the former that isn’t shit

>>47624596
Big foxes = more trustworthy
The little ones are all shifty and only speak in riddles

>>47624780
The red fox is the largest of the true foxes

I dunno, this gray fox seems pretty big.

>>47624624
>And now here they are, the most horny herd of silly sex offenders to ever whirl their wheels in the wacky rapes, competing for the title of the worlds wackiest rapist.
>The cars are approaching the starting line
>First is the OC Terrific Driven by Legendary Lilim
>Next Wonderworm and Weedraune in the Buzzed wagon
>Maneuvering an appol into position is the Soldier Bug surplus special

>>47624786
White foxes seem to be the biggest. No it’s not grey hair now shut up.

>>47624822
I dunno, this black fox >>47623819 seems pretty big

>>47624822
I don't care if it's greying. She's even prettier now than she was when she was young.

>>47624738
Contextless spam isn't "the last bits of the thread".

>>47624843
you can't recklessly compliment an older woman like that...

>>47624822
its ok if its grey
that just makes her more breedable

>>47624852
True, but it's happened a few times today now, which is kinda funny. At least imo.

>>47624861
Why not? What's the worst that could happen?

>>47624822
Biggest areola maybe

>>47623859
post trustworthy foxes

>>47624919
look at all that trust

>>47624908

>>47624908
She might think you're being sarcastic.

>>47624938
Then I'll prove my sincerity to her! I'll buy her flowers! I'll tell her I really do think she's the most beautiful woman I've ever met!

>>47623931
the vore meme was never funny nor interesting
stop posting

>>47624852
I like it.

OK, so what SHOULD we talk about this fine Saturday?
>Cats?
>Bats?
>Rats?
>Hats?
>Satyrs?
>Gators?
>Wendy's Baconators?

>>47624874
Fair enough. That previous post read like you were implying reposting shit from /vg/ is doing the thread a service and I could see one of the vermin seriously complaining when anything is being done about it.

>>47625040
Stats of batcat brats in hats.

>>47624968
God I love fox hags

>>47625040
kots obviously
its koturday

>>47625040
>Cats
Help, my barn cat is calling herself a queen now and won't catch mice anymore! Instead she keeps trying to suck my dick!

>>47625026
Yes yes you always say it. Why not you and your spammer buddy just go to a place where such empty spam is welcome, like /d/? Then you can dump random images to your heart's content without pesky jannies or anons getting in your way.

>>47625057
That fox looks quite young. I don't think she's a hag at all.

>>47625069
I can't say pleasing you is very high on my list of priorities, anon.

>>47624968
that's a good start. hags are famously weak to romance.

I bet kiki has nipple piercings

>>47625174
but how does that help her clean?

>>47625179
she can dangle feather dusters from them

>>47625091
It's the latest trend- all the hags are transforming themselves into lolis and all the young JKs look like hags. You can call their bluff and go to the bar, if they don't drink, that hag is just a JK in disguise.

>>47625057
>hag
>senko
It raises the question if a hag is a hag because she's old or because she's a saggy beast past her prime.

>>47625182
Miss Kiki's amazing dusting show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixozaEsnJS4
(But with feather dusters)

>>47625186
I feel no attraction to Ms. Senko, but I would treat her with the same courtesy I would afford any other elder in respect of her advanced age.

>>47625040
Have Wendis ever tasted bacon?

>>47625242
it's up to you to show them.

>>47625213
You're lucky she's too good mannered to rape you. Rare for a fox.

>>47625257
She's not too good mannered, she's just already got that one dude she's making an INCREDIBLY SLOW play for.

>>47623448
>Sandworm finishes explaining the agreement they have with the pharaoh
>Sandworm is on one side of the flags
>Me just a few feet away on the other side
>Look both ways at where the flags are placed in a line
>Look sandworm in the eyes
>Step over to the sandworm side
>Maintain eye contact
>Get eaten by sandworm in record time
>???
>Enjoy my remaining time as sandworm food

>>47625242
Do not feed mamono human foods. Mamono have specialized diets and if you feed one human food she'll prefer it.
And then she'll look like the average modern dragon or fox.

Imagine dragons.

>>47625295
the americanization of monsters is one of modern man's greatest achievements

>>47625242
Monster from cold climate would definitely appreciate fatty bacon.

>>47625295
Instructions unclear feeding Sally Mountain Dew and Pizza

>>47625271
Giant slugs are jealous

>>47625303
Imagine being adopted by a pack of feral cu.

I'd rather be adopted by a pack of feral kuu.

>>47625295
No. Make her chubbier.

monsters when i go outside with a shirt that says sit on my face

>>47625303
Dragons are lame. They're just flying lizards. This normally wouldn't be a problem, but their wings get in the way.
>But wurms and ryus exist too!
Literally just legless lizards. And lamias are better legless lizards.
>What about wyverns?! No extra appendages
They're literally just lizards that couldn't decide between arms or wings.

Why deal with all these inferior lizards when you can just get a proper lizard like a salamander?
Lizardmen are good too, but I'm personally more interested in their red and tan, spicy variants.

Remember it’s important to support your wives chuuni behavior.

>You want me to princess carry you? How shameless.

>>47625367
Armor?!
On my monster girl?!
It's more likely than you think.

>>47625366
im gonna bully my chunni wife by making fun of her move names and say her tragic backstory (fake) doesn't make sense

>>47625348
!! !!

>>47625364
>Lizardmen are good too, but I'm personally more interested in their red and tan, spicy variants.
Are you me?

>>47625460
Many such cases

>Get into an argument with gremlin over whether or not sodium floats in water
>It gets very heated
>"You know what. It doesn't even matter. It's not like you can test it anyway."
>"Hmph!"
>Gremlin disappears into her lab for a few minutes
>Comes back with a giant slab of sodium
>"Fine! You don't believe me!? I'll just prove it to you now! I'mma huck this in the lake nearby and show you it floats!"
>"Whatever. Take a picture of it sinking for me."
>Feel like I'm forgetting something as gremlin leaves without me for the lake, block of sodium in hand
>...
>...
>...
> BOOM

>>47625460
Probably not, but I am an avid salamander enjoyer.
Truth be told, I'm an enjoyer of all lizards and reptiles, but salamanders activate parts of my brain that other reptiles don't.

>>47625347
a kuudere cu is fine too.

>>47625522
she looks like she belongs in a cute dress

>>47625373
>Broke: Monster girl wearing armor
>Woke: Monster girl that IS the armor

>>47625522
Still more monstrous than the orc doujin posted earlier.

>>47625120
>>47625306
Big demons need love too, make sure you make your summoning circles extra wide just in case.

>>47625575
>Extra large summoning circle drawn with cream and chocolate sauce

>>47625544
You know what's monstrous?
My desire for stroke a salamander's tail while it's extra fiery.

>>47625581
More pirate girls for my collection.

you deserve a fox hag

>>47625684
Can I have two?

>>47625581
Squishy. The true cosplay monster, able to imitate any outfit

heaven

>>47625756
Would a lamia really leave any kotatsu to share?

>>47625684
My favourite

I love smelly monsters so much

>>47625814
There'd be a bit of space for you between her coils.

Cheshire cat prank: Blackmail bride into wearing a wedding dress designed by mamano

Cheshire cat prank: Blackmail a human bride into wearing a wedding dress designed by mamano for her special day

>>47625722
Oh, no! Cute antennae! My one weakness!

>>47620601
which girl do i choose if i want to build an empire?

>>47626090
Queen slime, obviously.

>>47626090
Druella

>>47626090
A girl that has a crown, obviously.

>>47626103
Druella can't do that. She's too bust being my wholesome housewife

>>47626118
>druella
>wife
wwwwwwwwwwww

Druella more like poosmella lmao.

>>47626069
I know we don't like doing this here but there is probably more art of her.

>>47626127
But is there art of her as a cute bug girl instead of a lameass elf?

>>47626145
You wouldn't say elf ass was lame if it was on your face.

>>47626151
Yeah, it'd be too muffled.

>>47626127

I mock Druella, but deep inside i admire her. She's the coolest Lilim around!

more like /d/ruella

>>47626168
Your confession has been noted and forwarded to the proper authorities

>>47626168
Druella, maybe you could just, try, you know, being yourself?

Befriending feral zombies

>>47626219

>>47626090
Foxes, they reproduce like crazy

>>47626090
Malef, Balrog, but any gal could be encouraged to become a dark lord. Even a good natured green worm can have imperial ambitions, though her evil speech regarding her demanding of tribute of cabbages and fresh strawberries interrupted by mweehahaing will make you need to supress your laughter at her adorable chunni ways.

>>47626260
Psssh, by that logic a devil bug would get you an even better empire.

>>47626268
Bugs lack the longevity factor

>>47626260
https://files.catbox.moe/v62a8s.jpeg

>>47626268
Khepri are good for empire building and they're not that far off.

Normal, well adjusted human scientists and paleotologists:
>We managed to piece this ancient fossil back together into this magnificent display showcasing the size and majesty of this ancient predator that lived millions of years ago
>We created this diorama and big statue of what we believe this dinosaur looked like when it roamed the earth
>We used our data to discover what kind of habitats, diets and lifestyles these massive creatures lived and had back then

Insane Mamono Gremlin and Lich duo with some cum at their disposal:
>We soaked this fossil in some mana and revived this dinosaur as a hot monster girl with big tits who wants to rape humans and have egg clutches and eat lots of meat
>We're gonna make a herd of T-Rex and Raptor girls and then unleash them into a town to rape and marry humans

Absolutely disgraceful. This is why Monsters should stay a thousand miles away from paleontology and real science, they just make a mockery of it doing this shit. Mamonos don't do real science.

>>47626308
Gremlin would have made a laser raptor, immersion ruined

>>47626308
Human sõyentists are just jealous they can't revive dinosaurs.

>>47626090
Dragon, Wight or Pharaoh

I like cats.

>>47626308
Normal human archaeologist:
>finally, the tomb of the Scorpion Queen
>now to open the casket and OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING AAAAAAA
Girtablilu archaeologist:
>yes, I understand now
>we have much work ahead of us
Tomb curses are no joke.

>>47626308
Hello, yes, I'd like to volunteer for the study? Oh you're measuring target acquisition today? That's great. Here's my waiver, and I've folded up my pants over there.

>>47626486
Girtablilu tails are so elegant.

>>47626731
Veils are hot

Titania's are graceful but even the most graceful monarchs must know how to defend their people.

>>47626097
how do i put power armor on a slime?

>>47620618
>dragon this
>dragon that
there's been lots of dragons in my life lately...

>>47626953
My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.

>>47627016
Lucky you! Guards get bugs and beast types. Dragon fighters have to interact with... ugh... dragons.

>>47627016
never should have come here...

Sorry to the guy who said no to brown white horns, but I had to take a crack at it.
>Of Decorative Gourds and the White Horn's Reward: How to Break the Ice-olation!
tags: big feral girl, dash of angst but mostly fun, long, brief smut, guest stars a bunch of the other snow monsters
>Tell's mountain town is preparing for the winter festival. He's a gourd farmer, and there each year he showcases his dirtborne delights. This year, a statue of wisdom has revealed to him that the legendary "mountain metal melon" is growing at the summit. He must have it! Just a "quick" hike through the wilderness, and. . .
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57777706

>>47627091
It's getting very late here, I'll have to give this a read tomorrow. The Kunoichi story was pretty good by the way.

>>47626953
I want to have hag Dragons in my life

>>47627207
WTF is with the Furby though?

I'm going to rape the Cait

>>47627091
>No femdom
>Newbie writing
>Brown
Don't care, please fuck off

Independent of all other posts, aren't 3 day vacations fun? What mamono would you take on a 3 day weekend and where would you go?
If you don't have a mamono in mind, feel free to roll:
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Failing that, wurm will be provided for you.

>>47627360
It's never enough, I hate weekend vacation

>>47627331
She looks like she fucks young magicians

>>47627359
Not everything has to be femdom, and every writer starts as a newbie. If you shit on everything new people do, you'll only get weirdos like Mick creating new content. Do you want that? Do you want a bunch of Cait Siths that never improve in quality despite literally more than a year to practice JUST drawing THEM?
>brown
Oh, fuck off. Lotta mamono are brown, you big baby.

>>47627207
I really wish that Nav started drawing more of that delicious Bapho hag
https://files.catbox.moe/hrxqzl.png

>The party gets tasked by a snooty, unpleasant princess to rescue her fiance who has been made a slave.
>She doesn't seem to care about her fiance's wellbeing and is only focused on the politics of their marriage.
>The marriage is not born out of mutual love but is entirely arranged by both the prince and princess's parents.
>When located, it turns out that the type of slave that the prince has been turned into is breeding slave.
>His monstergirl captors are all in various stages of pregnancy with him as the father of every child.
>The mission is an abduction mission, not a rescue mission. He'd rather be with his wives and daughters.
What would your party do?

>>47627402
"Miss Phantom, I know you love DMing, but why does every goddamn campaign turn into a Magical Realm of Breeding Slave Boys?"

>>47627360
>Trumpart
Vacation is just staying inside the pocket dimension to have Sex.

>>47627360
Gazer
>Three day weekend to Chicago, the Windy City.
>End up needing to tie her to me so she doesn't blow away in the wind.
>She spends the whole time being mortified at looking like she's my bushy-tailed puppy girl.
>Enjoys the architectural river boat tour nonetheless, and loves the idea of reversing the flow of a river.
>Says she's gonna tell her Echidna friend about that one--she's got an underground river in her dungeon that would be way better going the other way.
>Also, easy to score tickets and meals for free if you got a gazer hypnotizing everyone.

>>47627360
>High Orc
Call the Kakuen and Sahuagin, we're going on a Journey.

>>47627359
There is medium femdom but it's pretty far in.

>>47627280
Of course, I imagine it'll take a couple sittings unless you have nothing else to do. Thank you.

What did Lescatie smell like during The Rape of Lescatie?

>>47627471
Folgers in your cup

Sex is boring. Yeah I said it! Sex is boring. I don't care what any of you Monsters think. Not even Miss Cupid! Eat your heart out, it's fucking boring and there's nothing special about it!

>>47627360
>Gremlin
Where's the nearest tech expo? Barring that, we just stay home and see what fits together.

>>47627359
Get that tree branch out of your ass.

Here is your Tyrannid.

>>47627499
You can't just say such antijub things like that unprompted, you'll hurt their feelings!

>>47627539
>Tyrannid
A what?

I'm going to vacbed a manticore and then molest her tail.

>>47627045
*cums*

>Hehehe! Humans.

Any one here with Mist Continent heritage and blood on their veins?

>>47627661
Fuck off

Going to the local race track would be a lot more interesting (and probably dangerous) if Gremlin's were involved.
That and you get to use the term "Super Midgets" unironically

>>47627402
Okay, but what monster girl will that princess turn into?

>47627704
This art style is god-awful, but Call of the Night was actually a nice anime and made me appreciate chestlets in a way I normally don't.

>>47627718
Spats work miracles

>>47627727
She's also actually my age (ish), judging by her old cell phone. Makes her a lot more attractive than most anime girls. I do NOT want some 15-20 year old kid. I. want. an. ADULT.

>>47624919
The barred teeth are a sign of trustworthiness.

>>47627815
>barred teeth
Yes, Miss Haku, this one here!

>>47627815
Foxes in braces

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that saying 'playtime is ogre' to an ogre is grounds for her to, legally, suplex you.
Morbing has also been banned for some reason and its illegal for you to catch mermaids with your hands in Indiana.

>>47627907
demons
when doves cry?!

>>47627815
>>47627944
Why do sharp teeth illicit such strong sexual feelings?

oh no no no...

>>47627983
chubby womanlets are made to be picked up, squished and cuddled

https://imgbox.com/g/rjhKKeU3H4
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 50. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/Rm0vCTGX

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>>47628073
she's so smug because she knows you're gonna help her un-endanger pandas

Sometimes, a monster girl will not like or appreciate a creampie.

>oh, she's not a girl anymore
>she's a woman
>CAUSE SHE JUST RAPED ME!