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4763110 No.4763110 [Reply] [Original]

If your mom was a touhou,

what touhou would she be?

Mine would be yukari.

>> No.4763119

If your mom was a Touhou then you wouldn't have a choice of who it was.

Enjoy being Cirno's daughter due to rape.

>> No.4763116
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4763116

Bernkastel.

>> No.4763130

Cirno is my mom

>> No.4763131

My mom is a brainless cunt who gets her way using guilt and tantrums rather than reason or sympathy.

>> No.4763127

My mom is the one that can beat up your mom.

>> No.4763139

>>4763119
So...
Your mom is Reimu?

>> No.4763140

>>4763131
>brainless
your mom is Tewi?

>> No.4763141
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4763141

Yuyuko. Because dead.

>> No.4763143
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4763143

These are my Touhou parents.

>> No.4763148

If my mom was a Touhou, I'd be seriously messed up seeing as my dad is Blastoise.

>> No.4763162

>>4763116
Oh I get it... because births are miracles...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>> No.4763183

>>4763116
'"My mom is bernkastel" ... ... ...
No seriously, something had to be fucking wrong if that ever happened.

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>>4763162

Nah, man...

>> No.4763186

Ran, she comes with a cute older sister

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EX-Keine.

>> No.4763222
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4763222

Best mom for caring: Ran, no question
Mom I'd choose for powers but won't: Suwako
Mom I'd choose: Suika or Yuugi
Reasons: drinking power, oni strength, obligation to carry on the oni race, culture based on strength and martial value, horns, can still know Suwako biblically without it being mother/son incest. That descendant of hers doesn't look bad either.

>> No.4763232

Kanako

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>>4763222

yuugi is some classy mother material.

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4763250

My mom is awesome, but she's never coming back after the incident.

Though, considering I can still visit her in jail, I guess it's not all that bad.

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Alice I guess, she's good with arts and crafts.

>> No.4763286
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>>4763186
If Ran was my mom things would be very different around here.

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>>4763235
Didn't like her much until I got better at her spellcards and read that doujin about Koishi, Satori, and Rin. With her and Suika, I'd be happy to be an oni.

>> No.4763307

Suwako.

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>>4763286

that kind makes yukari the grandmother right? or some kind of close family relative you call "auntie", lol.

>> No.4763338

Aya.

;_;

>> No.4763360

If there's a Touhou character that died slowly and in agony from untreatable cancer while their son watched at her bedside, my mom would be that Touhou character.\

;_______;

>> No.4763377

>>4763360
;_;

>> No.4763383

Nue Houjuu

>> No.4763474

>>4763360
I feel for you bro.

my mother didn't die as slowly but I know how you feel.
;_;

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>>4763360
I guess that would make you Ayu?

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>>4763360
Probably Akyuu in that case.

>> No.4763493

>>4763487
slutmoe

>> No.4765428

I'd want my mom to be Tewi.

>> No.4765441

stop making these dumb fucking shrinemaiden.org threads

>> No.4765464

>>4765441
suigin hates his mom and doesn't want her to be a touhou

>> No.4765474
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4765474

For some reason, I was terribly afraid of my mother, even if I accidentally hurt myself or felt ill.

Yuuka.

>> No.4765498

>>4763360
>>4763141
These.

Some sort of Yuyokuu.

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