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I love science.

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>> No.47594195
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But I must admit.
I enjoy those punishment rimjobs.

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more liches are beginning to spec into cowmancy for some reason

>> No.47594200

Thread ruined already

>> No.47594202

>>47594197
Lactomancy is like a cheat code for getting a husband.

>> No.47594203

>>47594192
Your scientists were too preocupied with wether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

>> No.47594208
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>>47594192
ahh that's a good lich

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AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>> No.47594214

>>47594200
Yeah I hate liches too.

>> No.47594218

>>47594208
Oh no, this one isn't a tower-dwelling magic autist. I'm in trouble.

>> No.47594219

>>47594203
I think in this case they should have.

>> No.47594226 [DELETED] 

>>47594200
Sometimes i think our wannabe janny is just Mick falseflagging to boast about his own posts. No one else behaves like a little bitch but those two.

>> No.47594230

>>47594219
But think about the consequences anon.

>> No.47594247

I like the gap moe of a Lich who's a genius when it comes to magic and science, but a total wurmbrain about everything else.

>> No.47594252 [DELETED] 

>>47594226
Interesting theory but I'd try respond positively to my posts instead.

>> No.47594253

>>47594247
That's literally just autism.

>> No.47594258
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what are they gaming

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>Nah dude, you joined the Dragon Cadets. We're way too young to be knights.

>> No.47594270

>>47594266
>Branched horns
Epic.

>> No.47594274

>>47594258
The Legacy of Cain: Soul Reaver

>> No.47594277

>>47594266
leopoard panties are worn by monsters who are way older than they appear

>> No.47594278

>>47594253
Cute autism specifically.

>> No.47594304 [DELETED] 

>>47594252
Stop whining and constantly responding to his posts then. Your obsession with him rivals his obsession with KC. He knows he's being a schizo, that's his whole intention. Instead, post about how great the MGE is or how much you like some niche aspect of it. That always makes him mad.

>> No.47594305

>>47594258
Ikaruga

>> No.47594307

>>47594258
Monstation has no games

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>>47594304
>post about how great the MGE
I only like the cat but honestly at this point if I got around to drawing more I would post my identical but legally distinct OC instead.

>> No.47594317

>>47594258
Nothing.
Just staring at a blank screen.

>> No.47594328 [DELETED] 

>>47594304
>sees himself smarter than the anon getting mad at low effort mick shitposts
>lacks the reading comprehension to realize he replied to schizo mick
This is now Wurm thread

>> No.47594338 [DELETED] 

>>47594328
At least you figured it out.

>> No.47594339

>>47594278
You know you are going to have to comb her hair and help her put on her shoes and take out the triangle nuggies fom her plate because she says they make her hands feel weird when she touches them, right?

>> No.47594353 [DELETED] 

>>47594328
Wurmy wants to join bookworm Anon's reading sessions but she's ashamed of her lack of reading comprehension.

>> No.47594358 [DELETED] 

>>47594353
thats where bookworm anon can help wurmy

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Gentlemen. Bunny tummy. That is all.

>> No.47594396 [DELETED] 

>>47594368
cute face

>> No.47594398 [DELETED] 

>>47594328
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>> No.47594407

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>> No.47594414

>>47594258
i just noticed the guy behind them

>> No.47594422

>tfw ywn wake up as a peasant boy in a typical green realm village
>and you fell asleep in the field again
>the nightmare that was the real world was st that
>a bad dream
>you see your bunny girl childhood friend running over to you, wondering why you are crying

>> No.47594469

>>47594274
It’s Kain you absolutely uncultured swine.

>> No.47594478

>>47594258
Amnesia: The Bunker

>> No.47594483

That gaira sahu sure is expressive

>> No.47594511

>>47594483
it's agricultural runoff in the waters that's turning my adorable mob-faced emotionless fishos into annoying exaggerated fish.

>> No.47594554

>>47594511
Lahars, pyrowclastic flows and volcanic ash and lava golem trails spread gyaru influence ever further

>> No.47594563

I think i gave the real me ptsd

>> No.47594612

>>47594563
Coolio.

>> No.47594621

>>47594554
Undersea volcano eruptions corrupting kingdoms to be full of gyaru aquatic life, fascinating.

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>>47594621
What kind of natural occurrence would make aquatic monsters goths. Asking for scientific purposes, of course.
A ship wreckage perhaps?

>> No.47594669

>>47594644
Whale fall?

>> No.47594677

>>47594669
Is that the new Brosnan Bond movie?

>> No.47594698

>>47594669
Imagine a whole city of depresso fish living in the remnants of one of those mutated beasts in the depths of the ocean.
I need it.

>> No.47594702

>>47594644
Something with lamentation mushrooms.

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I feel really sad and upset right now, and I don't know why.

>> No.47594733

Yes shoggy, I know the name of Lovercarft's cat
Yes it's funny and no we're not getting a cat and naming it the same.

>> No.47594736
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how do we make cows cool and hip with the kids today? the youngings nowaday are too much fixated on butts

>> No.47594741

>>47594736
mandatory breastfeeding in schools

>> No.47594744 [DELETED] 

>>47594258
Pro Evolution Gaping 2024

>> No.47594749
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>>47594741
And school paizuri hours, also moms or family should help at home. As always education is the answer.

>> No.47594754

>>47594741
>replying to it

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>>47594749
>>47594741
Hiring the fleet Lunch Cows needed to feed all the students will be a boon to the economy

>> No.47594765

>>47594712
Welcome to life, I guess.

>> No.47594781

>>47594759
Don't you mean boob?

>> No.47594785

>>47594736
but big butts and thighs tho

>> No.47594792

Hags with large asses are IN.
Leave a donation to your local monster shrine with a message saying 'to support your big fat ass'

>> No.47594794

>>47594792
>leave big smoke order in the shrine
>write for the fat ass, at the bottom of the bag

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>big boobs, big ass
Too simple, too cliche, too generic.
Show me your favorite monster parts.

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>>47594809

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>>47594809
>Show me your favorite monster parts.
I like the swirls ushi onis have all over them

>> No.47594829

>>47594809
I like the blue streaks on ms raiju

>> No.47594833

>>47594809
Phylactery...

>> No.47594838

>>47594809
Chest fluff... or manticore tails

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>>47594829
>>47594833
>>47594838
Maybe you should have like, posted them? Based on the images on her profile, the example lich's phylactery is the giant cross behind her, for example.

>> No.47594845

Lich but she made her phylacetry an anal bead

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>Look, I specialize in hunting black vampires. I don't know what the PC term for that is.

>> No.47594854

>>47594736
I hate to say this, but there's only one way: we'll have to teach them to twerk but with their boobs. We can call it bwerking We're gonna need a lot of DikTok videos.

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>>47594809
The donkey tail

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>>47594809
toss up with lamia like lower body. wurms, ryu, lamia family and the like

>> No.47594864

>>47594736
This is a great cow.

>> No.47594872

>>47594864
inb4 "from the better setting"

>> No.47594901

>>47594809
>Spade tails
>Those little hip fins unagi joro have

>> No.47594905

>>47594809
Ms malef and wendigo seem like they have really long tails

>> No.47594906

which would be the best place in mge to be a normal peasant?

>> No.47594914

>>47594906
Next to wife

>> No.47594920

>>47594906
inside sandworm

>> No.47594925

>>47594906
Green demon realms rural areas. You get best of both worlds, comfy village life but none of the shitty parts thanks to mamonobanana.
Plow the fields and then plow your wife at night, as it should be.

>> No.47594928

>>47594809
>Familiar's paws
>Imp's little wings
>Sylph's green skin and slight transparency
>Everything about Living Armor
>Doll joints
>Machine joints

>> No.47594933

>>47594809
Salamander's tail
Demon's horns
Lich's and Wight's pale, cool skin

>> No.47594934

What do you call an order worshipping minotaur?
A papal bull.

>> No.47594940

>>47594906
Cat kingdom when the cute princess takes notice of you.

>> No.47594942 [DELETED] 

>uoohhh big ass big ass nigga they finna bouta need dat big booty or muh anaconda dont want none bix nood oooga booga
I'm sick of amerimutts ruining everything with their niggerminded love of obesity and cellulite. Fuck eurofags and slapping the ugliest, saggiest cow udders on everything as well. Give me flat chest and flat ass that actually looks appealing and not like deviantart inflation, thanks.

>> No.47594946

>>47594925
This. I think land of the Four Gods is peak because of that.

>> No.47594947

>>47594906
It's up to you. Either in a green mamono realm or something like zipangu where you can easily romance a monster, or in an order territory that will force use you as cannon fodder for Druella's rape army.
I'm partial to the first, but the second is fine too.

>> No.47594956

>>47594942
Go to bed, Bapho-chan.

>> No.47594958

>>47594925
but in typical noteurope, the mist contient or zipangu?

>> No.47594964

>>47594956
how she get access to 4mon, isnt she in a retirement home?

>> No.47594967

>>47594920
>>47594925
Sandworm but she got lost and ended up in a green demon realm.

>> No.47594973

Live in the undead kingdom as a human man and experience life in lordaeron except the scourge just wants to rape you.

>> No.47594974

>>47594958
Mist continent if you really want to double down on the "retvrn to tradition" shit and even keep gender roles intact. Over there you are in charge and woman is for rearing kids and helping with work, even if she's a magical sex superhuman.

>> No.47594977

>>47594974
It's no fun unless the wars are actually wars and the humans have a way to actually stop monsters reproducing more of themselves when men fuck them.

>> No.47594984

reject flying lizards.
return to wurm

>> No.47595000 [DELETED] 

>>47594956
Go eat your burger, mutt.

>> No.47595006

>>47594984
but will wurm return to me?

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>go eat your burger, mutt

>> No.47595023

>Go on 4mon
>Kakuen thread
>Post picture of red bloons
>Then hit them with the ceramic, camo, regrow farm
>Get banned and my IP leaked for posting gore
>Didn’t even get to post my fortified DDTs

>> No.47595024

>>47595006
yes. she needs your company and support before she makes another daring dive into the depths of the earth.

>> No.47595026

>>47595006
Yes, Wurms have excellent sense of direction.
>>47595009
Good hound

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>>47595023
good post. i got banned from there because i said Kakuen 64 had aged poorly.

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>>47595023
>Kakuen thread
So the ass thread?

>> No.47595064

>>47595053
No style, no grace

>> No.47595094

Me telling a Hellhound to roll over and play dead.

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>>47594192

>> No.47595113

>tfw you praticing on your lute causes the local monster girls to sneak up on you

>> No.47595124 [DELETED] 

>>47595109
She cute.

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Angels have to try real hard to remain competitive.

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>> No.47595168 [DELETED] 

>>47595161
Not my favorite tuber.

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>> No.47595185 [DELETED] 

>>47595175
ugly unrelated western art is my favorite /jp/ - Otaku Culture content

>> No.47595194 [DELETED] 

>>47595185
It's better than the vtuber though.

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If footmen tire you, then what will horses do?

>> No.47595212 [DELETED] 

He only got banned for 3 days?
For spambotting for a year straight and constant ban evasion?

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I can fix her.

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>> No.47595248

>>47595240
>weird eyesocket shape
>all teeth are the same
Yep, those are 100% prop skulls. Dork fox trying to look evil.

>> No.47595286

>>47594712
>I've done a terrible thing. And so have you.
>But we were just trying to undo what Malef did to you.
>Malef didn't do this to me. That's the first thing I've learned in here. The rest you'll have to see for yourself.

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Angels are dorks.

>> No.47595295

>>47595286
What did Malef do to him that warrants flayer therapy? Convince him that dragons are actually deserving of respect and admiration?

>> No.47595298

wurms are often the best priestesses
dunno why but the gods they serve seem to love them the most

>> No.47595308

>>47595298
High faith low int

>> No.47595316

>>47595298
>gods they serve
I don't think they serve any particular god, but Ares must like them a lot.

>> No.47595326

>>47595316
Bacchus too

>> No.47595329

>>47595308
Low int, but high wis too

>> No.47595333

>>47595308
>casually asks the goddess for some light
>gets the fucking light nuke incantion

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White boys fuck dogs.

>> No.47595373

>>47595326
they do love their liqour
imagine hillbilly wurm whom make moonshine

>> No.47595444

I need a short, petite, messy-haired, dorky Clubs Trumpart and her tall, perky, genki Diamond Trumpart friend.

>> No.47595464

>>47595290
Anon, that is clearly some kind of dove harpy. Although she *is* cute.

>> No.47595475

>>47594817
That's because deep down inside every Ushi is perfect, pure cinnamon roll of a woman.

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>>47594809
Monsters with big beans

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I'm starting to think that these pear shaped party members that keep begging to join my party are not lvl 1 at all

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>>47595475
Correct

>> No.47595495

>>47595488
https://files.catbox.moe/3runes.png

>> No.47595508

>>47595475
I love the look of pride on ms ushi's face after she learned how to cook

>> No.47595513

Ushis are just...ok.

>> No.47595531

>>47595513
I personally think they're S-tier, but you are entitled to your own preferences! What's in your S-tier?

>> No.47595534

>>47595486
Shoulda seen the prick's face when he saw the gyatt

>> No.47595558

>>47595513
I agree.

>>47595531
For me, Trumparts are the best! Living Armor, Living Dolls, Golems, Automata, Alices, Familiars, Sylphs, and Imps are also up there for me!

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>just a nibble

>> No.47595572

>>47595565
Mosquitoes are bad and need to be spanked repeatedly.

>> No.47595584

>niche community of goblin enthusiasts

>> No.47595586

>>47595572
>Mosquito hands typed this post.

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>>47595531
>What's in your S-tier?
This one.

>> No.47595598

>>47595486
I want to push aside those cheeks with my face

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>>47595531
>What's in your S-tier?
After some deliberation and soulsearching. I can say with certainty that a certain zipangu insectoid is my numbah one, though Inari gets pretty close.

>> No.47595609

>>47595531
Shoggoth and Selkie because that's what the S is for, nerd.

>> No.47595611

>>47595600
Codependency best dependcy

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>>47595486
They may not be level one but they perform like that in battle, since these dumb monsters dumped all their stats into anal

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>>47595616
Is that a mouse?!

>> No.47595643

>>47595609
I was honestly hoping for this joke. Thank you.

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>>47595600
Excellent choice! Cute antennae, good personality.
Sexy Chitin

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>>47595616
I prefer the ones that minmax

>> No.47595677

>Kamen Rider suit Living Armor
>the armor spirit is the one performing the transformation jingles

>> No.47595687

>>47595677
>Living Armor
The sarcophagus of steel entombs the man, never to see the light of day again. He is raped eternally, but in return gets power armor to become his second skin.

>> No.47595689

>>47595677
>armor spirit is the one performing the transformation jingles
>she actually sings the jingle instead of playing a recording
>anon and villain stand around awkwardly as spirit sings a burger add song instead of the usual kamen rider song

>> No.47595699

>>47595643
The only girl that comes remotely close to those two for me are Grizzly.

>> No.47595700

>>47595635
That looks more like a RAT to me

>> No.47595712

>>47595486
A lvl1 wight knight would look, I mean perform the best with the classic "sword, shield, bikini armor and pauldrons" gear.

>> No.47595730

>>47595712
Don't forget the buttplug trinket

>> No.47595763
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I don't understand fox body language, what is this look meant to convey?

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>>47595616
As it should be

>> No.47595773

>>47595730
Nah. It's a valiant, pure and cute outfit of a young female knight. Any sexy viewing angles and uncovered pale butt cheeks are purely incidental.

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>>47595531
f-fuah...

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>>47595616
Monster adventurers have always been quite diligent at their studies and have learned properly at school, also they have read enough doujinshi to know that anal is the best morale raiser in existence and high morale equals a successful adventure

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>> No.47595810

>>47595794
Ugh. Strong disagree. The best morale raiser is cuddling. Second best is hugs.

>> No.47595809

I just want to jam out to classic prog rock with some Sabbath lolis!

>> No.47595826
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>>47595763
Sex time. This look if you aren't fast enough saying yes.

>> No.47595830

I will send a letter to the ryu shrine to ask for their cutest hebi as a prank

>> No.47595840
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>>47595826
Am you in danger if you say no?

>> No.47595842

>>47595830
>You hear the doorbell.
>Answer it.
>Miss Ryu has clearly painted herself white and tried to hide her horns under a big hat.

>> No.47595858

I want a petite JK hebi to flavor my tea with her lust, and become addicted to masturbating to me!

>> No.47595864

>>47595840
Nice boat.

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>>47595840
No, of course not.

>> No.47595882

BREAKING NEWS
Various houri and cupids left traumatized after Eros church sleepover event.
Witnesses speak of a story told during the late hours of the night, mentioning the tragic tale of "anon the uncorrectable"
Witnesses report that "it was too horrible to bear" and "I can fix him!"

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Anons are asleep! Post meidos!

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>>47595903

>> No.47595930

Eros snake

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>>47595794
Hard to perform anal during combat, I prefer other morale raisers during combat like tactical cheerleading or drink service

>> No.47595943
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I still prefer kuu flatfish

>> No.47595947

>>47595943
That fish doesn't seem very flat to me.

>> No.47595950

>>47595947
Well she's not kuu either.

>> No.47595964

>>47595941
It's not very convenient when you whole party is cheering for you while you do all the work

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>get in the feared tentacle pit
>the tentacles are too shy to rape me
>try to hug one
>she just nervously flails her limbs around

>> No.47595993

>>47595964
Highly motivating though.

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>>47595808

>> No.47596000

>>47595988
Hit them with a drop of saliva or other of your bodily fluids to get their pupils dilated and hunting instincts engaged

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>>47595941
God I love lolibabas
I want my party filled with big butt lolibabas!

>> No.47596004

>>47595964
It wouldn't feel right to make them work while pregnant

>> No.47596009

>>47595943
I'm ok with a variety of gimmick fish tribes

>> No.47596015

>>47595988
What you have to do is wrap a few tentacles around your limbs and then weakly try to escape. Nature will take care of the rest. Fortunately their nerves give you a chance to pick your favorite.

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>>47596059

>> No.47596088

It's Twosday, Anons. Post Twos.

>> No.47596103

>>47596078
Plot twist, the one on the right is actually the daughter.

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>>47596088
It's already Wenday

>> No.47596107

>>47596103
Plot twist TWIST--the one on the left is actually the FATHER.

>> No.47596143

I will not fall victim to mofuism

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>>47596143
That's what they all say

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>>47596143
I will, but only to mamono who deserve it
>Spooders
>Kots
>Yips
Pic related. Would cuddle with while watching a scary movie.

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>>47596088
Two girls in one! And two fetishes: wingwoman and aphrodisiac/mindcontrol/hypnosis.

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Undead hours.

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>> No.47596281

>>47596269
Thats so hot but also cruel since you'd be so turned on but won't have enough blood to do anything about it.

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>>47596269
My favourite

>> No.47596327

>>47596186
Parasite Slime is so hot. I particularly like imagining a Parasite Dark Slime, whose host's pubic region is made transparent.

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Cat city,

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>>47595531
it can only be nature's squishiest monster

>> No.47596490

>>47596484
!

>> No.47596493

Gonna sing "I want to be your number WAN" in hagville

>> No.47596497

>>47596327
>you know you're not a real hero and you're just going to lose to the first lvl 1 slime outside the gates at the beginning of your quest
>actually lose to the infested farmer girl questgiver inside the city before you even get a combat tutorial

>> No.47596516

"Why won't you strike a killing blow?" Asking the evil and tyrannical Human Emperor as he was brought to his knees by the next strike he blocked from the Salamander Heroine. "Because I will defeat you with love, not hate!" she proclaimed. Instantly, he rose and with a mighty kick, sent her flying back near the edge of the imperial tower atop which they fought. He closed the distance immediately, swinging down his golden claymore, blade thick like a tree trunk, only for her to lift her own dual demon silver blades and block it. Though, she struggled, and felt herself being pushed further, to the side of the tower, upon which he would throw her off to fall to her death. He laughed through his crowned helmet, leaning in to say - "If you will not fight to the death like me, then you will die. A battle always ends in one opponent falling, and the other left standing. Foolish girl, you cannot prevail in a battle with love, only HATRED!"

Will our dashing and fiery reptilian heroine be able to win? Or is her fate unfortunately sealed...?

>> No.47596549

>>47596516
Booooo boooo the next episode will just be a twenty minute long sex scene of her mating pressing the bad guy after beating him off screen. Then she'll also somehow fix all the problems his empire caused throughout all of season 1 and 2 in minutes in the next episode, another lame, boring ass EVERYONE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER ending full of character assassinations galore by dumb Phantoms who don't know how to write. Why is Mamono television so LAME? I prefer Order television to this.

>> No.47596595

>>47596516
Use the forbidden fire breath attack! And don't give me any of that "she'll be just as le bad as him" crap. ROAST HIM LIKE A MARSHMALLOW. Fuck, she unlocked that move 3 seasons ago and they've done nothing with it. I hope that wasn't because of all the hatemail they got for that. Never give in to your audience.

>> No.47596609

>>47595062
Is it wrong that I want a kakuen bully built like this who sits on my face and molests my dick with her tits?

>> No.47596633

>>47594733
>shoggy want to get a cat and name it
>Based Kikimora is already calling every Cait Sith in the neighborhood by that name at full volume. Even the grey and brindle ones.

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>>47596609
If you want it I don't think it counts as bullying

>> No.47596650

>>47596642
Relentless merciless spanking.

>> No.47596652

>>47596642
If Ijirare Fukushuu Saimin taught me something is that if rape is considered bullying then you just need to fake that you don't like it if you want all the benefits to continue

>> No.47596656

>>47594851
Black vampire = Blackula
Asian vampire = Sanguinasian
White vampire = Alucracker
Jewish vampire = Nosferajew

>> No.47596678

>>47596609
This but in an scenario in which she thinks that making me cum inside of her ass is torture so she used her anus to bully me during recess and sometimes after school forcibly taking me to her room in the school dormitories

>> No.47596712

>>47596656
It's kinda fucked up that I can't say blood sucker when they call each other that all the time.

>> No.47596716

>>47596642
It is if the titfucking bruises my hips

>> No.47596733

>>47595062
You finally made a monkey out of me.

>> No.47596737

>>47595062
Going to show a Kakuen that I love her by constantly slapping her fat ass and leaving red prints of my hand on her rump

>> No.47596746

Reminder that Succubi make fun of men they fight. Why should men be nice to them if monsters refuse to even give us the most basic of respect?

>> No.47596766

>write something edgy
>afraid it's too edgy
>write something vanilla
>afraid it's too vanilla
Where's that fucking fairy. I'm going to start leaving a bowl out with rubies and saffron and... what do fairies like?

>> No.47596770

>>47596766
Silver and iron. Trust me.

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Sand cat

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>>47595062
>"now tonight we have a special guest on the Fox sports table with us tonight, an ex pro athlete and sport statistical expert miss Kakuen"
>"get ready to see the best ANAL-isis for the season!"
>"she will leave you with your mouth GAPED open with such statistics"
>"now let's receive her with an ASS-tronomical applause!"

>> No.47596783 [DELETED] 

>>47596779
Fuck off

>> No.47596844

i want a big cat
like biiig

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>>47596844
We would send you big cat but she doesn't fit in the box

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>>47594749
Of course momster would give the best first hand experience since boys have been sucking on those breasts since birth
Also there's no better paizuri than the one mom gives at home, and so much more
Mommy knows best after all

>> No.47596855

>>47596852
>cucking your dad

>> No.47596861

>>47596855
Usually when people use the term momster it implies you were adopted.

>> No.47596869

>>47596855
It not cucking, it's family skinship

>> No.47596883

>>47596861
Yeah, sure. You wanna take that back now that >>47596869 ruined your plan or what

>> No.47596897

>>47596855
Considering that the chance of a monster giving birth to a baby boy are astronomically low I'm pretty sure that he woukd become overpampered in monster culture ways

>> No.47596919

>>47596897
>No honey, you don't get it. I had to fuck our son to help birth more humans. It's all part of the Demon Lord's plans!
Just another reason to stick to Order territory.

>> No.47596923

>>47596855
Can you get ntr out of your head for five minutes?

>> No.47596938

Reminder that fapping is cucking your future wife

>> No.47596951

>>47596938
Don't have to worry about that then, I'm not getting a wife.

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>> No.47596979 [DELETED] 

>>47596973
Fuck off, retard.

>> No.47596981

What you gonna do when a jub holstaur sweater snatches you? You'll be trapped for an eternity under her clothes sucking on her titties and humping her when she just carries you around and goes on her daily routine not even noticing you

>> No.47596984 [DELETED] 

>>47596973
Wrong thread?

>> No.47596989 [DELETED] 

>>47596984
Yes

>> No.47597028

>>47596981
Man, not even noticing me? But I'm sucking so hard! Just wait until I incubize, goddamnit.

>> No.47597033

>>47597028
>have to turn into a monster boy to get monsters to pay attention to you
lol?

>> No.47597049

>>47596981
She has to notice when she goes to shower at least right?

>> No.47597087

>>47597049
>>47597028
Sorry she is too jub brained and can't see past her huge titties what's under her

>> No.47597135

>>47597087
How did she snatch me when she's too jubbrained to see under her tits? And couldn't i just simply pop my head from in between her tits so that she can see me?
Idk, seems a bit unrealistic.

>> No.47597164

>>47597135
That's because jub brain works different before she finds her mate (predatory instincts are at 110%)
Also you will be busy yourself while being glued onto her

>> No.47597177

>>47597164
Surely she would notice me when she starts birthing my kids...

>> No.47597184

>>47596712
2edgy4u Dhampir to her Parents:
"Bloodsucker, Motherfucker."

>> No.47597216

>>47597177
Maybe then you get some rest with her having to breast feed and carry kids
She would still expect you to fuck her when she is pregnant though

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Hello nurse.

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>>47597251
Mediiiiiic!

>> No.47597339

>>47597303
Why aren't those kots monsterized

>> No.47597346

>>47597339
Because they are cats.

>> No.47597351

>>47597339
Because they're normal animals

>> No.47597361

>>47597251
>wow Ms. K, i didn't know you were a doctor too, where did you go to school?
>School?

>> No.47597367

>>47597339
Gimme a few minutes with them and they'll be all mamonoized

>> No.47597384

>>47597361
I feel like kiki would be very good trench nurse

>> No.47597436

Don't ask how miss Kiki lost her medical licence and has to work as a maid now

>> No.47597450

>>47597436
Let me guess, she went from Ms Kiki to Mrs Anon?

>> No.47597453

>>47597384
>wow Ms. K, i didn't know you were a doctor too, where did you go to school?
>I went to war, Master.
>...oh?
>...on the brochure it said you were only forty-
>Please lie down, you're elevating your heart rate. That will be my job later.
>yes ma'am
>Good boy.

>> No.47597488

>>47597453
>Ywn never serves a heavy machine gun with a kiki
>Ywn never cuddle in a foxhole
>Ywn never clean guns together
>Ywn never sacrifice yourself to save her
Sad

>> No.47597518

>>47597488
Never say never anon. Maybe in another life...

>> No.47597588

>feel like shit
>think about jinko girls
>feel a lot better

>> No.47597612

>>47597339
A cat is fine too

>> No.47597635

>>47597588
based life improver
may you dream of jinko chuff

>> No.47597649

>>47597588
Isn't some version of that why we are here?
>me sad
>think mostergirl
>me happy.

>> No.47597650

>>47597588
You don't have jinko irl to cuddle with though

>> No.47597708
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>>47597635
ty babe
>>47597649
not sure
>>47597650
I have to be strong

>> No.47597735

aspara's whole thing is dancing right?
what about when pregnant?, would be hard to dance with a swolen belly, right?

>> No.47597755

>>47597735
I dunno; Xena still did whole combats while pregnant.

>> No.47597760

>>47597735
It would make me hard if my wife danced with a pregnant belly that's for sure.
But to answer that question, maybe hard for humans, not so hard for monstergirls. They might evenhave dances that specifically showcase the beauty of her pregnant belly and her maternal curves.

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>>47597760
Just this with a fat belly

>> No.47597791

>>47597735
You'd love your wife even if her dancing gets clumsy because she's carrying your babies, right Anon?

>> No.47597799

>>47597781
Dreaming of pregnant momsters.

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>>47597799
I'm more dreaming of momsters with a big ol' clutch of eggs, m'self. Like a snek or a spooder.

>> No.47597820

>>47597735
Why is your faith in their ability so low? Really. You can't be planning to be responsible for it with a lack of confidence like that.

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>> No.47597847

>>47597826
Miss undyne ate too many burgers
Or just has belly full of water

>> No.47597859

>>47597799
>the standard pleasure insignia above the womb induces sensitivity to belly rubs when the girl is pregnant

>> No.47597863

>>47597847
thats merse the echidna from fallen maidens
trust gacha snake to be the only confirmed pregnancy

>> No.47597878

>>47597863
I don't see no snake hair or tail

>> No.47597891

This is a stupid fucking question, but how similar are mongirls of the same type supposed to look? Is the one on the page just the most generic example?
>t. retard who wants to write about monster girls

>> No.47597899
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>>47597588
Jinkos are love

>> No.47597900

>>47597878
Yeah, word, Echidnas need snek hair. And snubes. And all the sneks should have their own personalities--especially the snubes. Like, one of them should have a little bucket full of cleaning products and be a boring little meido snek who just wants to clean things. Maybe even with a little meido hat and meido outfit.

>> No.47597902

>>47597891
Individuals vary obviously, see Sahu for example>>47595943

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>>47597878
its offscreen, but this is the same woman

>> No.47597920

>>47597905
Oh no... the chuuni eyepatch...

>> No.47597927

>>47597920
to be fair she did actually lose that eye due to her abusive mother

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>>47597920
"Tut, tut, kiddo. We have chuuni eyepatch at home!"
>Chuuni eyepatch at home...

>> No.47597937

>>47597931
That's my mom

>> No.47597945

>>47597937
Anon's mom, she's got it going on

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Everything on a parrot is an ergoenous zone, she wants more than just a cracker but will settle for painting you in the nude for now

>> No.47597957

>>47597949
>Parrot harpy wants to paint you in the nude.
>Weirdly insists you put on an outfit first.
>She then strips naked and starts painting
Mamono are SO WEIRD.

>> No.47597960

>>47597957
Is it a pirate costume? I'm okay with that

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>>47597891
They just have to share general features that show they're the same species.

>> No.47598006
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Remember that you can bully all insects it's not like they gonna fight back

>> No.47598025

>>47598006
Everyone's gangster until the cockroaches start flying

>> No.47598092
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Submit to the mooligarchy!

>> No.47598119
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>Wan GF surprises you with a gift
>It's a collar and what looks like a 10-ft leash, but instead of a hand loop it has a metal clasp on both ends
>You're about to ask questions when you notice that she already has a matching collar around her own neck
>She wants to be leashed neck-to-neck like 'romantic animals' and wants you to do this in public

>> No.47598126

>>47598092
But what if I'm lactose intolerant?

>> No.47598128

>>47598126
Holstaur milk heals lactose intolerance.

>> No.47598152

Attention! There is a crazy creepy ghost girl in red dress roaming about looking to breed and she doesn't understand the concept of consent or restraint. Please stay away from old industrial districts and water treatment facilities.

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>>47598092
Only together can we stop the spread of cowmunism. Vote for the goat!

>> No.47598176

>>47598119
Mutual collar wearing is gigabased

>> No.47598212

>>47598119
Sounds like a good way to ACK

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Can you named the bare necessities of life?

>> No.47598242

>>47598235
Pain?

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>>47598235
Uhh, ants?

>> No.47598310

Me picking up a pathetic tiny Baphomet by her throat and remarking about how weak she is, making her cry as I choke her.

>> No.47598329
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>be anon
>get a new job as a graveyard custodian in peaceful order village
>mainly there to scare graverobbers
>one peaceful night you see a fearsome figure clouded in darkness fly over your head towards the village dropping some strange dark ball on the graveyard.
>you hear voices screaming from the village, and are about to run to help when you start hearing moaning from the graves.
>the dead rise as monsters and slowly gather in a group.
>two bat like womencome down from an unkown location and the place starts filling with ghosts, all looking hungrily at you.
>but instead of suddently attacking your fear paralized self, they neatly organize, and a tune starts playing in the background
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDGaqUskBRM
>the zombies and ghosts start doing interpretative dancing to the music as you watch in confusion
>it was a thrilling night
Another successful attack by the great Michaella Lilithdaughter.

>> No.47598418

You get a job to be rent a boyfriend for lonely undead girls

>> No.47598425

>>47598418
What's the catch

>> No.47598474

>>47597339
Remember there is giant and supernatural animals in MGE, shit there is even talking animals in the lore too so yes technically Scooby Doo and other cartoon talking animals could be canon in the universe.

>> No.47598516

>>47598425
You get bored out of your mind for having to deal with multiple zombie girls drooling and moaning and just cuddling with you for few hours or having to listen to miss Wight or lich nerd speak

>> No.47598517

>>47598425
You become immortal since you dead too from fucking zombies making it to where you will be together with them forever that death will not make you part from them.

>> No.47598522

>>47598516
>hanging out with fellow autists and cute retards
That sounds wonderful

>> No.47598550

I will NOT drink the milk

>> No.47598554

>>47598517
You don't die from fucking zombies

>> No.47598579

>>47598554
When all of them smother you they will where all that undead ass will suffocate you.

>> No.47598591

>>47598579
I will just pleasure the girls one by one

>> No.47598605

>>47598591
>peanits
>tongue
>hands
You gotta optimize anon, you can do at least 4 at a time

>> No.47598606

i will drink the milk ad then fall asleep

>> No.47598630

>>47598606
Hag propaganda

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>>47598550
What makes you think you have a choice?

>> No.47598639

>>47596855
Was a father mentioned? No. Only massive cucks like yourself insert cucks where there are none so they can self-insert.

>> No.47598640

>>47598634
Ill just call ms cow a big meanie and cry

>> No.47598651

>>47598630
but i want that tho

>> No.47598660

>>47598634
This is the optimal cow.

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Do you help your wife moult?

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>>47598855
>chestlet

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>> No.47598942

>>47597488
>Sacrifiy yourself for her
Don't do that, she'll be very upset when she has to go full Doommaid to bust you out of hell. Granted, that just means getting catty with a few demons these days, but she doesn't like to carry herself in that manner.

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>> No.47599000

I will summon the Demon Andras of the Lemegeton and forge a contract that basically means everyone who uses a twitter filename in these threads is beheaded in real life the moment they try to post it.

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>gacha and western trash spam again
Clean it up, janet

>> No.47599031 [DELETED] 

>>47598890
>responding to a bot

>> No.47599055

I will summon some bitches

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Pondering those orbs.

>> No.47599309

I only ponder my lovely, hebi wife.
I have only ever pondered my lovely, hebi wife.
I will only ever ponder my lovely, hebi wife.
I will never ponder anything other than my lovely, hebi wife.
Pondering my lovely, hebi wife is all I need in life.

>> No.47599316

>>47599309
Anon please keep you eyes on the road

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>>47599012
Doubt it.

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>Anon goes to grocery shopping in MGC

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>> No.47599430

>>47599387
>that Japanese show about little kids running errands by themselves, but with adult males in MGC

>> No.47599430,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>47599336
Thanks, Janet

>> No.47599441

>>47596897
>be a boy born in a monster household entering high-school
>getting feeling for a monster classmate and want to introduce her to you family
>at home she notcies that your mlmster has two babies and a protruding belly
>your onee-chan has a protruding belly and a little girl in her arms
>your imouto has a big belly and feeling some kicks while leering at your girlfriend
>while having some tea yor grandma comes home with two little girls and a baby
>your auntster also wakes up with a belly
>all those bellies and babies are your daughters
At least the low birthrate epidemic is getting taken care of

>> No.47599442

>>47599430
I am not sure how many times I would get masochistic enjoyment out of watching a man run a gauntlet of different monsters until he's finally too tired to run off after a raping and gets carried off by one.

>> No.47599452

How annoying is it to Amazoness if you're self-deprecating about how weak and dumb you are compared to her?

>> No.47599453

>>47599387
this is why I shop at kikimart

>> No.47599458

>>47596923
He wouldn't be here if he could.

>> No.47599487

Monster fangs? How big do you like those choppers, normal, sabertooth, or something inbetween? Huge fangs adds back some of that danger factor and bumps up the excitement

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Tell me about ghost lady
Why does she say the Po?

>> No.47599540

>>47599441
>[THE SATURN (Qoopie)] Botepuri Kanda Family (monster version)

>> No.47599542

>>47599492
she was traumatised by tellytubbies

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>>47599487
Cute little fangs

>> No.47599636

>>47599492
dunno but imma propose to her

>> No.47599644

>>47599442
Gotta keep up your cardio to escape all the monsters or at least keep up with one in bed

>> No.47599670

Imagine being the rare one in a million human boy born to an Echidna who gets doted on for being so rare.
You’d get gangraped by your sisters the moment you’re able to properly get hard and cum for sure

>> No.47599673

>not great as an adventurer, but good enough to forage for potion ingredients
>make a living as a traveling apothecary
>one day, meet a hostless pslime
>we come up with a brilliant plan - if I start to fall for any of my regular customers, I offer her the pslime as a special potion
>time passes - nothing
>but my prolonged presence near the pslime has attuned her inma nature to my desire
>an adventuring party stops by for potions
>holy fuck, 10/10
>short, bookish wizard girl with messy hair, small-but-perky breasts and ass, and skin that seems like she's never seen sunlight, despite the nearest town being miles away
>she's perfect
>pslime senses this, and when none of us were looking, slips itself into her mana potion
>a couple days later, she returns alone, dripping pink from below her skirt
>months later, her former party visits again
>threaten to kill me, think I've brainwashed her
>I mean, I kind of did
>prepare to utilize potion and poison stock for a battle of attrition
>pslimed mage gf just threatens to infect the rest of them
>none of us knew if she actually could or not
>none of them wanted to stick around to find out
>they left, but noted that she seemed happier, and a little more confident
>prepare to have to change our caravan's appearance to chase off Order goons
>her former party returns the next day, asking for potions
>they realize she's still "in there"
>they realize that she knew there was something off about the potion and tried it anyway
>they still want to be her friends
>they become our most loyal customers, and help cover for the pslimed mage when we're passing through Order territory
>and we help cover for the unmonsterized party when passing through Extremist territory
>eventually, they become staff, acting as guards, resource collectors, and testers of potions
>life is comfy

>> No.47599685

>>47598092
>>47599387
I'm gonna spend at least a week straight in bed with my Holstaur wife after the portals.

>> No.47599726

>>47599670
And I'll enjoy every second of it

>> No.47599730

>>47599685
For some reason, that conjured the image in my mind of a guy getting pinned between two Holst sisters during the invasion who drag him kicking and screaming into the nearest isolated area for some privacy.

>> No.47599742

>>47599726
All those onee-sans “taking care” of you while mother and father are out traveling…

>> No.47599751

>>47599644
>keep up with one in bed
If you just go off with the first one you don't get the cash prize.

>> No.47599835
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Milf snake.

>> No.47599873

>>47599441
As long as the monster state provides and encourage high rate of birth those families will enjoy a healthy love life with their boys

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>>47599441
Imagine how lonely and depressed a momster that gets loved daily by her boy and has give birth many of his daughters while growing up becomes after her boy gets married and leaves the nest

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>> No.47599926

>>47599888
Not at all, will be plapping my wife till we both die, the kids leaving just means more "us" time

>> No.47600038

>>47599926
Did you misread the post? It's talking a monster who's had kids with her son being left lonely after he moves out with another monster.

>> No.47600042

>>47599673
Nice. This makes me wonder about wandering Order lands with a kitsune-tsuki wife or the like. All the happy chaos left in your wake...

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Rats.

>> No.47600130

>>47600125
penis hair lol

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>> No.47600154

>>47599751
>cash prize
It's just a creeping coin isn't it

>> No.47600176

>>47599396
Very nice. Good horse bod

>> No.47600219

>>47600042
It's funny you mention that, because I was considering adding a part where the party's ranger gets Kitsune-tsuki'd.

>> No.47600275

I don't need a momster, I am 27 years old.

>> No.47600278

>>47600219
You should. And then you should make the story long form.

>> No.47600282

>>47599888
You have no idea how that also affects mothers in real life, empty nest syndrome is a huge issue and helps therapists keep their pockets full

>> No.47600286

>>47600282
Insert harpy joke here

>> No.47600299

>>47599441
unless adopted, momster already has a husband. other relatives possibly free game though

>> No.47600315

>>47600299
>momster already has a husband.
It's the sonny boy exception.

>> No.47600318

How mad would Mrs. Hakutaku be if I used “Them and me” instead of “They and I” when we’re the subject of the sentence?

>> No.47600360

>>47600318
You're gonna get stabbed with a demon silver knife.

>> No.47600467

>>47600315
Still cuckshit.

>> No.47600481

>>47600318
Driving a Haku mad with a Southern accent would be fun

>> No.47600489

>>47600275
I don't want a mom but I do want a cait sith owner.

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Tiny slasher en route. Hope the perspective on legs doesn't look too weird

>> No.47600605

>>47600537
All your girls have their udders full

>> No.47600622

>>47595882
Speaking of churches, who do bicorns, nuraruhyon's, and other harem-type monsters pray to since Eros and Mara encourage monogamy?

>> No.47600630

>>47600605
I am a long time Senran Kagura fag after all.
But I can draw you a cute dfc, show me the girl

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>>47600630

>> No.47600634

>>47600630
No, no! That wasn't a complaint, just an observation.

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No, you will not have a romantic first meeting with your future monster wife. It will not be cute. It will not be accidental. It will not be comedic by any sort. It will not be some "destined fate" thing. None of that nonsense.

You will meet your future monster wife right when you wake up one day. You'll be woken up to a creepy monster girl licking your face. And when she sees you wake up and notice her, she's just going to give you a blank stare.
>jiiiii
Until either you pretend to go back to sleep or speak to her. And if you go back to sleep, she'll continue where she left off. And if you speak to her, she'll command you to go back to sleep in the most deadpan, monotone voice you can imagine, so she can start licking you again.

You won't see her again for another day or two when she shows up on your doorstep demanding that you become her husband.

>> No.47600655

>>47600622
They pray to your penis.

>> No.47600694

>>47600647
I will tell her she better get her yukata because we're going to the festival to get some yakisoba

>> No.47600715
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I am going to have sex with my mom (real, not adopted, full-blooded incest, hapsburg style)

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>>47600647
Creepy girls are the best ones.

>> No.47600726

>>47600717
but she's normal...

>> No.47600735

>>47600715
Anon, no.... It's not right.

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>>47600735
it would be wrong NOT to

>> No.47600753

>>47600647
But what if i pull her into the bed with me and use her as a pillow?

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Baiting wocks in the hot sun
I fought the wurm and the wurm won
I fought the wurm and the wurm won
I liked to bully dragons cause it was fun.
I fought the wurm and the wurm won
I fought the wurm and the wurm won

I teased a dragon and she got so mad
Her face was flush and tsun
Told the malef that her bra was just pad
I teased the lizards and I won
Until I fought the wurm, and the wurm won.

>> No.47600804

>>47600802
heheh. boobs.

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>>47600735
this is what a momster says when she actually really wants to have sex with her sonnu. scientific fact!

>> No.47600839

>>47600735
It's part of their culture

>> No.47600842

>>47600537
Nice. Good to see she's getting some more love.

>> No.47600853

>>47600630
Arch imp cheerleader

>> No.47600859

>>47600817
I cannot resist the hagging...

>> No.47600877

>>47600622
Neither Eros nor Mara have ever been explicitely stated to specifically encourage monogamy. They are the Goddess of chivalrous love and the Goddess of sexual love.
Bicorns would most likely have an affinity for Mara due to their lasciviousness, but otherwise mamono have no reason to pray to only one god. The deities in the MGE are more like the greeks: you, your city or your family might have a patron deity, but you wouldn't shy from praying to Poseidon for a safe travel if you were about to board a ship, for example. There are species that worship mainly one god, like Ghandarva, Apsara, Dark Priest, etc, but neither Bicorn nor Nyurarihon nor the forgotten Dryad fall into that category.

>> No.47600886

>>47600877
Tell me about bastet though.

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>>47600859
It's simply not in a sonnu's ability to be able to reject advances from his mother.

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>>47600735
How can you say that you love her when you don't let her give birth to at least one of your children?

>> No.47601032

>>47600630
Petite scene girl shirohebi!

>> No.47601095

>>47598235
appul

>> No.47601098

>>47601095
Chitinous claws typed this post

>> No.47601122

>>47601095
I'm going to wander around in the woods and toss apples at soldier beetles like it's pokemon snap.

>> No.47601127

>>47601122
>toss apples at soldier beetles like it's pokemon snap
that's mean!

>> No.47601216

>>47600975
She's only training him for his older sister, Onee-chan called dibs on him after all.

>> No.47601249

>>47600975
I could never refuse mama...

>> No.47601261

>>47601216
>She's only training him for his older sister
Finally, something normal.

>> No.47601268

>>47600715
Will you make your dad watch?

>> No.47601281

Sex with your monster wife AND daughter(s)

>> No.47601341
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>> No.47601343

>>47600975
But mom I'm already 34

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>>47600715
This while my sister is about to give birth to my daughter

>> No.47601374

>>47601346
I hate how the new generation of translators will use words like sussy.

>> No.47601380

>>47601374
>replying to a spambot

>> No.47601383

>>47601353
There's not much work done around the house when your got your whole household pregnant

>> No.47601390

>>47601383
You have to sex them a lot more because hormones, so you stay quiet busy

>> No.47601394

>>47601343
Yeah, that's almost adult.

>> No.47601416

Wurm is coming 200m
199m
198m…

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>>47601249
Well, of course not. That's because you're a good boy.

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>>47601394
'almost' as in 'almost a third of the way there', yeah.

>> No.47601434

>>47601416
Bogey on your 6

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>> No.47601489

>>47601432
I will not lose to wiggly old elf ears!

>> No.47601492
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Dude, practising sex and doing your mom at your age is like super lame duuude
Why don't you practice with, I don't know, your friend next to your or something? come on it's just practice, it will be fun

>> No.47601505

>>47601492
I will never have a girlfriend because no girl is as cool as my Pyrow best friend.

>> No.47601509

>>47601505
Based?

>> No.47601516

>>47601492
But mama loves me and clearly she doesnt if she's not willing to commit
Mama is best
I must submit to mama

>> No.47601521

>>47601492
Okay but just the tip

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>>47601492
But my mom is kinda hard to resist and she pouts a lot if I ignore her

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>> No.47601566

>>47600817
What a fat fox.

>> No.47601614

>>47601566
Needs to be fatter
with my children

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>be anon
>depressed piece of garbage
>barely get by with money, living in some kind of cheap ghetto.
>portals open
>not much changes anyway, except now some of your neighbours are een louder when they fuck. Annoyance
>eventually meet some equally poor ocelomeh in uni.
>Turns out she and her extended family live near you.
>She's overly friendly and you almost start to hit it off.
>but you remember what has happened before. No woman wants you. If she acts friendly, she wants to use you and discard you when she gets what she wants
>you have been humilliated and robbed of what little you have before, not anymore.
>So you distance yourself from her. She comes visit you asking if somethng is wrong, but you just tell her off.
>spend the next week alone until you see her one day talking to her cousins
>somehow it gets to the topic of her being sigle. Despite the wounds in your heart, the hope you never lost grows.
>"What about anon, i thought you really liked eachother."
>"I don't know, i think he found someone. You know how it is with human men. They have so many suitors. He wouldn't notice someone poor like me anyways."
>You were too busy cleaning your tears at home to attend class that day.
>Decide to apologize to her. Maybe it's not too late.
>Go to her house,there is loud music and a bunch of kots with their husbands dancing
>she's nowhere to be seen.
>you ask around, it's their parents anniversary.
>But you can't find her anywhere on the home.
>Scramble ever place, cant see her.
>almost go back home, when you see a tail hanging from the edge of the roof.
>climb up, find her looking towards our home with tears in her eyes.
>She looks at you surprised and confused.
>you completely spill your spaghetti just trying to invite her to dance.
>She smiles at you in tears and accepts.
>You get her down, nervous as you have no fucking idea how to dance.
>she tells you to simply take her hands, get close and follow her movements
>fuckfuckfuck she smells too good, why is her smile so pretty, her hands so inviting
>the Gandharva band catches you two, and as you catch a glimpse of them smugly plotting something, they finish their song and then this starts playing
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf6UZlwipME
>You know the song by heart.
>You can barely hold back your tears, but neither can she, so she pushes your face into her chest and burries her face on your hair
>That day, the sadness left your eyes.

>> No.47601632
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>I love technology

>> No.47601663
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>form an adventuring duo with a prissy Wight loli knight
>she always sleeps cuddled up to you instead of staying in her own inn bed or camp bedroll
>it's not like she likes it or anything, the warmth is just more comfortable than a cold bed
>she acts haughty and bitchy, but always easily succumbs to your advances
>it's not like she likes it or anything, you're just unfairly exploiting her young maiden weaknesses

>> No.47601673

Worcheshstershire cat

>> No.47601683

>>47601663
Is there any cure for tsunderism, or is it terminal?

>> No.47601686
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>>47601492
my mom already is my best friend!
also she gets mad at me if if I bring girls home

>> No.47601689

>>47601557
Venerable and wise dragon.

>> No.47601704
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>>47601566
what do you expect in a world where fried tofu delivery is possible?

>> No.47601714
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>>47601704
picrel

>> No.47601719

>>47601714
ew. flatty.

>> No.47601727

>>47601673
Gone from this world.

>> No.47601746
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>>47601704
I'm not a fatfag but the idea of rubbing my wife's tummy after she overindulges in fried food and has a stomachache is really calling to me

>> No.47601757

>>47601683
The only known cure is years of careful lewdings, administered regularly.

>> No.47601773

>>47601757
If you don't supplement this with heavy pampering and lovebombing, it won't stick.
Alternatively, if your waifu is the dommy type, tearfully ask her if she really hates you after she does her tsun-tsuning.

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>>47601566
Well yeah, my momster and grandma are always like that when they are with me at home

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>>47601773
>tearfully ask her if she really hates you after she does her tsun-tsuning
this is dark elf/malef abuse

>> No.47601848

>>47601746
Skinny planks cannot bear lots of children at once, but soft meaty monsters can
You must littermax anon.

>> No.47601850

>>47601719
Slim and aerodynamic
Low weight for better drifting lines when delivering tofu

>> No.47601860

>>47601850
i want to have sex with foxes not launch them from a cannon

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>> No.47601884

>>47601492
If she's not able to stand ass to mouth then mom will always be superior

>> No.47601887
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>> No.47601890

>>47601663
>keep reminding her that she's like 500 years old

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>>47601848
I'm not sharing my wife's fat tits with some baby

>> No.47601953

>Bringing home the vanta black gyaru Hellhound waitress with pink and blonde highlights and nail extensions to meet your human parents.

>> No.47601961
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>>47601773
The treatment is super effective on lolis because they're inherently so perfectly fit to be doted on, and for being really nice to while you're domming them.

>>47601890
You should look for traveling companions at towns like Greenmon Hill or Pale Vinyard, not at the elite guild hall in Demonfort that's just a stone's throw away from the Royal Makai. The peaceful areas actually do have young ladies looking to go on their first quest.

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>> No.47601964

>>47601953
What's a vanta?

>> No.47601972

>>47601953
my parents are very amiable people, former hippy activist types. my mom is some kind of weird pagan i've never been able to nail down. they've never really been averse to me bringing weird people home.

>> No.47601980

>>47601962
Puffy.

>> No.47601982

>>47601964
it's the 'large' coffee size at starbucks. she's a barista.

>> No.47601985

>>47601982
I don't really get it but you be you my friend

>> No.47601991

>>47601964
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vantablack
The niggest

>> No.47601994

>>47601953
I don't see a problem as long as I don't bring her at night when she's harder to see.
>>47601964
Vantablack.

>> No.47602000

>>47601961
Look, I'm just partying with an overleveled monster so I can leech exp. It's not like I'm into that sort of thing.

>> No.47602001

>>47601991
I think there are many anons from the US that don't realize that there are several parts of the world and many anons here that never have seen a black person in real life and have no idea that there are several kinds of blacks

>> No.47602021

>>47602001
Calling hellhounds "black" like people usually say it feels like kind of an understatement. They're not even brown, they're dark gray...

>> No.47602026
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>> No.47602035
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Sneks.

>> No.47602043

>>47602021
It feels more like those americans that want to project their daily life surrounded by abominations on every board

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And harpies.

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>>47602044

>> No.47602065

>>47602000
>I'm just partying with an overleveled monster so I can leech exp
I'm more inclined to partying with an underleveled monster and leveling her up to be overpowered later.

>> No.47602083
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SEX NOODLE

>> No.47602105

>>47600647
i'll lick her back

>> No.47602107

>>47602105
But she is facing you, Anon! You will be getting into a game of attempting to outmaneuver her to get to her unlicked back, and the natural predator instincts of such a fierce mamono will overwhelm her! She will pin you down and lick you FEROCIOUSLY. You will be very wet!

>> No.47602115

>>47602065
partnering with OP monster:
>constant struggle to keep up
>have to make sure she doesn't get too angry and kicks you out
>generally be a burden
Parterning with underleveled monster:
>nice mentor-student relationship, she clings to your every word
>praise her on her progress and everything will be fine
>endless loyalty secured, she'll think of you once she can level cities with magic
I think you're on point

>> No.47602131

>>47597339
i would a marshmallow cat girl
short height and short hair, white sweater, fluffy paw hands, cute kissable human face, and big soft boobs to squish like a stress ball

>> No.47602136

>>47597346
>>47597351
The issue?

>> No.47602143

>>47602131
>cute kissable human face
Doesn't happen. Read the setting.

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>>47602143
i have read the setting though
pic related

>> No.47602161

>Be you, a humble miner.
>Specifically, you work in the Shoggoth mines.
>It's hard work, as most veins of Shog Ore only lead to very smol Shogs, sometimes as small as a common strawberry.
>Shogs that smol are difficult to sell on the market, and most end up used for industrial processes--cleaning and running complex machinery.
>You've heard it can be even tougher work than that of the humble Shog Miner.
>Now, you've never been particularly good OR bad at you job.
>Biggest Shog you've ever mined was the size of a barrel, and a magnificent dark purple.
>You got a big bonus that day!
>But most of the time you're like everyone else mining shogs, usually finding them in the grapefruit to watermelon size range.
>Everything seems normal.
>Until one day you wake up and a very, very smol Shog has managed to bring you a glass of water overnight.
>She stands tiny and proud, barely larger than a peanut.
>Realize that she's bonded with you already somehow.
>She must've sneaked into your clothing and your home after work.
>She looks like she's trying to speak.
>You lean in closely, and hear a tinny voice intone
>"Mastah!"

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>>47602143
>>47602158
and also this pic too

>> No.47602170

would mg still be there for you even if you ascended into higher state of existence?

>> No.47602172

>>47602166
That's not a monsterized cat.

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>>47602115
>have to make sure she doesn't get too angry and kicks you out
Wouldn't happen. Monsters love having a cute guy dependent on them that they can carry. Besides, parties are just a form of matchmaking, if she didn't like you she wouldn't partner up with you.

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>>47602170
>"Would you still love me if I were a dog."

>> No.47602184

>>47602174
>they can carry
Please carry me, Miss Mamono--I want to be cuddled in your arms forever!

>> No.47602189

>>47602177
I would like to die now

>> No.47602193

>>47602107
im going to kisss the creppy long tongued monster girl

>> No.47602195
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>>47602172
it's what i meant when describing a monstergirl version of the marshmallow cats that LN draws.
plus, aren't you one of the main advocates for "MGE is not the main setting of this thread"? if so then you shouldn't care about this and use the usual universal standard of cat turned monstergirl = nekomimi + tail + (optional) beastly paws, all on a human body.
it's how Kemono Friends does it, and we can all agree Kemono Friends is a show and setting everyone likes

>> No.47602205

>>47602195
I just think it's funny to say.

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>>47602044
and Girugamesh!

>> No.47602207

>>47600038
No self-respecting momster-shagging son would ever do that.

>> No.47602213

>>47602206
now im sad

>> No.47602225
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>>47602213
Don't be sad! Have a kot.

>> No.47602229

>>47602115
>nice mentor-student relationship, she clings to your every word
Even the tsunderes and msgks listen to a higher level guy carrying them, even if it's more subtle and they don't outwardly show it that much.

>> No.47602239
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>>47594749
But my momster can't give paizuri education training, in fact she's against wasteful means of education and prefers the old balls deep methods

>> No.47602258
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>>47602239
Flat moms are full butt on methods instead of breast propaganda

>> No.47602385
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Feel like pressing your luck?

>> No.47602394

>>47602161
How do I nurture a shogling so it grows up big and strong? Honey water? Does it need sunlight or should I keep it in my closet or basement with the lights off? I feel like I should wait to hotglue it until I know it can stand up with at least her hips above the waterline.

>> No.47602417

>>47602394
buy an onahole and put her in it -> jack it

>> No.47602420

>>47602385
I bet my virginity at the Big Bunny Casino, and lost.

>> No.47602439

>>47602394
The Shog is a natural service sub, so you need to give her two things:
>Love
>Tasks
First and foremost is love, but if you don't let her take care of you at all, she'll never become a big strong Shogwife.
But she bonded to you while smol, so she'll always enjoy being your smol meido. Maybe even as a big army of smol meido copies.

>> No.47602476

>>47602385
No whammies?

>> No.47602479
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47602479

Mamano school bullying will culminate in breaking into their victims locker and leaving behind their positive pregnancy tests for the poor guy to find.

>> No.47602516

>>47602439
Gotcha. I'll start her off on my big messy desk and let her push things around. I'll also give her a little dish to stand on to signal when she wants a smooch.
>do you play golf?
>no
>why is there a golf ball on your desk?
>I found it
>how would you like it organized?
>nevermind that, give it a push
>ooooh..
shogamari damacy

>> No.47602565

>>47602516
I can hear her chirping the theme song while she rolls the ball.

>> No.47602571

i've lost interest...

>> No.47602580

>>47602571
DAMN YOU, MISS DANUKI!

>> No.47602652
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https://x.com/omitach2023/status/1826111259827384698

>> No.47602657
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>> No.47602714
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>>47602571
have a toasty marshmallow
it's made with actual marshmallow root

>> No.47602741
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Now, and this is just wild speculation, but I feel like that fox might not have been entirely honest with me about how she tripped over a basket of talismans, fell down the stairs, rolled into the inner chamber where the door slammed shut behind her which locked itself behind her, became tangled up in chains from the momentum, and got sealed by complete accident after triggering the sealing ritual by mistake.

>> No.47602748 [DELETED] 
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Do you think their are delicious brown Dragon Zombies from the deserts?

>> No.47602774

>>47600622
>>47600877
The entry for houris specifically mentions a dude who was married to 72 of them so I'm pretty sure Eros is fine with harems.

>> No.47602779

>>47602741
She was trapped instead of her evil twin.(They're both evil)

>> No.47602781
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Do you think there are delicious brown Dragon Zombies from the deserts?

>> No.47602784

>>47602779
Wait, so if they are both evil, does that make the evil twin not actually evil but is considered evil in fox culture because she isn't actually evil as all good foxes should be?

>> No.47602824
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Done with the paicap!

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>> No.47602834
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Centaurs have two ribcages.

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>> No.47602905

>>47602824
Nice tiny squeeze goblin.
Biting her first before she bites me isn't gonna stop her, but it will assert dominance. Also I'm terrible at parrying cleavers and would rather just trade up close.

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>>47601268
Fucking disgusting, no m*les were involved in my conception. I was born immaculately to my mommyster like jesus

>> No.47602941

>>47602824
That's a weird toenail

>> No.47602977

>>47602824
Nothing like coming home late after a long day of work only to be savagely ambushed by your loving wife

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>> No.47602997
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Choose your commander

>> No.47603017

>>47602984
>viking larper lamia
Oh no! She's autistic!

I will fix her. I will christianize her and give her an upgraded form of autism: crusader larper.

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>> No.47603126

>>47602997
The big one

>> No.47603130
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Do you know why they call it the Isuzu Elf?
Because getting hit by one sends you to a world with elves in it.

>> No.47603146
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>Give me your nuts

>> No.47603150 [SPOILER] 
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>The Wintertown mamono are dusting off their Christmas outfits

>> No.47603156
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>> No.47603160

>>47603146
No, they're mine.

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Skirts on snakes.
Snakes in skirts.
Long or mini makes you spurt.

>> No.47603196

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare for soon the dryad's hair will change color and the grizzly girls will begin their bulkan' routine.

>> No.47603282

>>47603196
need to be captured by a grizzly right before hibernation and be used as her daki as she endures the cold winter months

>> No.47603300

Dragon milk isn't a thing. Like, it's not milk. They don't make dragon milk. Dragon milk does not come from their breasts. It's all a lie.
The dragon milk you see in the store, it's alcohol. Not just any alcohol, but alcohol made from the sweat of dragons (and sometimes wyverns and salamanders when they're pressed for supply). Don't let the companies fool you into thinking that dragons lactate alcohol. They don't.

>> No.47603304 [SPOILER] 
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>>47603196
Need Bear tits.

>> No.47603325
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>>47603300
Dragon milk = dilk
Malef milk = milk
Concludion: Malef milk is the only true milk and therefore malefs are the most superior dragons and by extension the most superior monster.

>> No.47603330

>>47603300
The more I find out about dragons, the more I want to be far away from them

>> No.47603332

>>47603325
Dilk is what my holst wife calls the white gooey stuff that comes from my penis after it's been stimulated for several minutes.

>> No.47603339
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>>47603330
Unfortunately for you they won't let you. You can't escape dragons.

>> No.47603378
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47603378

Don't want to get married? JUST SAY "NO"!
Monsters cannot legally rape you without your consent

>> No.47603379

>>47603339
If I keep running they'll get tired eventually or bored

>> No.47603394

>>47603379
>running away from someone that can fly

>> No.47603399

>>47603196
>grizzly
truly a forgotten girl
do we have any grizzlyfags in the crowd?
what's it like?

>> No.47603403

>>47603378
Legality has never stopped any monster in heat before.

>> No.47603409

>>47603394
You just gotta run where flying is inconvenient like in a forest or something. The hard part is trying not to laugh when she gets stuck in a tree for a bit

>> No.47603425
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How smol is too smol?

>> No.47603428
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>Kiki meido wife
>Wakes you up with a kiss on the forehead
>She caresses your cheek
>Open your eyes and see her beautiful face
>"Time to get up, master!"

>> No.47603444

>>47603425
Anything under 4'6" is too short.
Ideally, she's anywhere from 5'2" to 5'6".

>> No.47603465

>>47603428
i will not wake up
i will drag the kiki into bed and use her as a daki

>> No.47603510

>>47603300
>buy dragon sweat
>drink it
>it's fucking wyvern sweat
>i can tell from the taste and having sampled quite a few lizzers in my time
Dragonia is a lawless hellhole. I don't understand how anything gets done here.

>> No.47603566
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>> No.47603630

>>47603510
Same way shit gets done in Ocelomeh country, we human men work while our kot wives lay around in the sun taking siestas, sure they go out and hunt demon beasts but when they aren't doing that or fucking they are being lazy kots.

>> No.47603685

>>47603630
>be human abuelo
>make tortillas and tamales and mole all day
>traveling salesman brings newfangled gremtech tortilla press
>torn 50/50 on whether to buy one or explode with rage, put on your Death Mask and chase them away into the jungle with your Doom Stick of Many Hexes

>> No.47603734

Order of first dibs for a boy:
childhood friend>momster>auntster>quiet monster who stalks him>teacher>bully>random monster
If you have any issues with this please email me at fuckyouimright@yahoo.com

>> No.47603864

Would "Tosca" be a good name for a Ratatoskr?

>> No.47603870

>>47603864
Is it a girl's name? Then yes

>> No.47603882

>>47603734
>implying momster can't be a childhood friend
>no sister
>no sister childhood friend

>> No.47603944
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>>47603734
Wrong, it goes like this:
sister>>>>>>>>>>>all others

>> No.47603960

>>47602170
You’re just asking to get abyssaled.

>> No.47603971

>>47603428
>opens the door with a loud bang
>hurls expletives at you and tells you to get your lazy ass to work already
>slaps you if you are too slow getting up from the bed
Now that's my kind of kiki

>> No.47603976

>>47602170
4d girls look at 3d boys like 3d boys look at 2d girls

>> No.47603977

>>47603734
>no childhood friend
>all forms of family are dead
Quiet stalker it is, then.

>> No.47604001

>>47603428
Kiki do you know who drank all the holstaur milk

>> No.47604030

>>47603118
Why cows can't just pick shirts adequate to her bust size

>> No.47604040

>>47604030
The shirt's clearly the perfect size. It was the button threads that were inferior. Needs arachne silk.

>> No.47604098

>>47603734
Monster i choose to date>all others

>> No.47604163
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Promising a p'orc that you are going to "go ham" on her is the easiest and most effective way to flirt, even if her species has heard that line thousands of times before.

>> No.47604213

>get a loli kiki from the maid academy
>she's so short and clumsy and dumb and keeps making mistake after mistake
>one time, she trips trying to bring me a drink and spills it all over the floor
>tell her she's so useless and insolent, and to clean her damn mess up
>she cries a lot from hearing the mean things I say, but she keeps looking up at me through her sniffles and promising to do better
>swearing one day she'll satisfy me
>I just disregard what she says and tell her she's dreaming, and that the academy should have never sent me their most useless maid
Stupid lolis, they're so dumb and worthless. I should send her back.

>> No.47604215

>>47604213
Waste of my time reading these.

>> No.47604223

>>47604213
Stop
t
o
p

>> No.47604263

>>47604163
I should have just stuck with the basics, I tried asking her if she wanted her feet pickled and she was too confused to even react.
Another time I said I wanted to glaze that pork belly and all it did was make her hungry. Not for me, just in general.
The problem with attracting women who are just as stupid as I am.

>> No.47604266

Virgin nerdy autistic introverted men in their mid 20s owe me sex

>> No.47604288

>>47604263
>wanted her feet pickled
To be fair, not even i know what the fuck you meant with that. You want to put her feet in vinager for a couple hours and then suckle on her toes?

>> No.47604291

>>47604288
I... listen, shut up.

>> No.47604320
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Intense action or tense drama moment

>> No.47604362

>>47604291
Answer the damn question.

>> No.47604405
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W-who is the bottle for?

>> No.47604464

>>47604405
That's saltshaker

>> No.47604517

I shall become a highway man.
'Stand and deliver' I'll shout, holding the rich monsters at gun point, taking their valuables before riding off into the sunset.
The monsters shall fear Dick Turpin the Highwayman.
From elves to lilims, they will be accosted and stripped of their fancy clothes - forced to continue the rest of their journey in rags if that.

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Silent Hillhound is waiting for you at the edges of the mist to make you disappear from the world and never be heard from again.

>> No.47604718

>>47603976
>A. Hypersphere the shoggoth will never pluck you from 3dland and show you the wonders of her 4d world
>you will never play 4d golf with her in an actual 4d hyperspace
why arent shoggoths real, i want this so much

>> No.47604727

>>47604030
Their bust gets bigger during the course of a day

>> No.47604729

>>47604727
Makes a lot of sense actually.

>> No.47604748
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AAAAAHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL9iMPx9CpQ

>> No.47604830

>>47604517
>Dick turpin
Plant bait

>> No.47604868

>>47604727
What sound cows boobs make when getting filled with milk

>> No.47604882

>>47604868
The filling itself is sundless, but if you listen closely you can hear sloshing when they move around.

>> No.47604917

>>47604868
one of those really fuckin loud and obnoxious drip coffee machines, but super muffled, like rain outside a window.

>> No.47604946

>>47604882
>>47604917
That's why cows shouldn't be allowed in open office spaces all I'm hearing is SLOSH THWUNK SLOSH THWUNK BLORP SLOSH when I'm trying to work

>> No.47604976

>>47604946
Get you own cow, sit on her lap and submerge your head in between er breasts. That way you can get cow ASMR.

>> No.47604993

>>47604976
I was actually thinking that exact thing.

>> No.47605033

>>47604976
Now I also get her breathing and heartbeat noises to annoy me thanks not to mention that she also headpats me and insists on calling me "Good boy" for some reason

>> No.47605052

>>47605033
Almost all a man needs to power through mindnumbing office work, really. You are only missing an hourly nursing job so that you can use your post nut clarity for more efficiency.

>> No.47605095

Hate the forced cow diversity quota in the workplaces

>> No.47605109

>>47605095
What? Don't want cute coworkers?

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>>47605095
Sir, I have the solution.
SPIDER
COWS

>> No.47605206

>>47604868
If you put your ear up to them, you can hear the ocean

>> No.47605244
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>>47605109
Those damn farm animals can't even see keyboard past their huge boobies or even focus on the menager talking about financial reports for 5 minutes

They should just go back to the barn

>> No.47605339

>>47603300
wyrm milk is always real
they are the holsts of dragons after all

>> No.47605434

>>47602226
>Have a kot.
>posts a werewolf

>> No.47605474

>>47603734
Actually Greenworm reigns above all of those

>> No.47605480

>>47605109
>coworkers
ha, nice pun
cows really were made specifically to help worker anons get through a stressful work day easier

>> No.47605719

>>47605095
>>47605244
There's a simple solution to this that you're not thinking about anon, all you have to do is knock one or multiple of them up, then they have to go home on maternity leave, no more cows in the office.

>> No.47605779

>>47605719
That's only temporary solution and you also end up producing more cows

>> No.47605806

>>47605779
You just gotta keep them perpetually pregnant to keep them out of the office, also the extra cows are a problem for a future generation.

>> No.47605874

>>47605806
Now I'm father of like 20 cow daughters and I have to look after them

>> No.47605952

>>47605874
Become a househusband and let your wives earn the money. Congrats, you don't have to deal with cows in the office anymore.

>> No.47605958

>>47605874
Sounds like heaven to me, imagine the cuddle piles.

>> No.47606001

>>47605952
B-but what about my job? I can't just be degraded into some house nanny for cows...you guys tricked me into being cow breeder instead of chasing my career goals

>> No.47606052

>>47606001
Why work for the man when you can cum inside cow pussy and suck on cow tits endlessly.

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>> No.47606134

>>47606052
There must be more to life then that

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DFC is majestic

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>> No.47606171

>>47606134
But why would you want more? Cows are love, cows are life.

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>>47606137
>DFC
Dragonia Fried Chicken?

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Feesh

>> No.47606378

>>47606349
Looks fishy.

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Is this masturbation?

>> No.47606381

>>47606349
need sahu stories.

>> No.47606385

>>47606349
why should i consider her?

>> No.47606402

>>47606349
The flowing forearm fins remind me of dancers silk

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47606446

>>47606349
catch and release

>> No.47606479

>>47606446
If she doesn't meet the weight limit the game warden is on your ass
Not to mention the license

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>> No.47606494

>Attention, ground units - anti-citizen reported in this community. Code: lock, cauterize, stabilize.

>Citizen reminder: inaction is conspiracy. Report counter-behavior to a Law Enforcement team immediately.

>Attention all Ground Protection teams: Judgement waiver now in effect. Capital prosecution is discretionary.

>Attention all Ground Protection Teams: Autonomous judgment is now in effect. Sentencing is now discretionary. Code: sexualize, zero, confirm.

>Citizen notice: Failure to cooperate will result in permanent off-site relocation.

>Attention ground units. Mission failure will result in permanent off site reassignment. Code reminder: sacrifice, fornicate, ejaculate.

>> No.47606496

>>47606479
Park Ranger's too busy fucking bears to notice me

>> No.47606507

>>47606494
I did read this in her voice

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>> No.47606547

>>47606446
Catch and release inside.

>> No.47606561

>>47606349
That's my older sister

>> No.47606580

>>47606479
that just means you have to give her burgers for a little while

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>> No.47606599

>>47606547
do not catch and release the sahuagin inside. she likes the outdoors.

>> No.47606649

>>47606599
i constructed an intricate habitat for her

>> No.47606672

>>47606649
That's a kiddie pool, anon.

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>> No.47606689

>>47606672
It should be enough for kiddie Sahuagins on the way.

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>> No.47606750

>>47606737
Tails too thin, are they deformed?

>> No.47606753

>>47606171
I will not surrender to cows

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>> No.47606823

snectotherms.

>> No.47606834

>DON'T TREAD ON ME
>in order to fulfill their evolutionary niches, humans and lamias agreed long ago to abide by the rule of "don't tread on me"
>snakes, and by extension lamia, evolved patterns on their scales that allow them to blend in with nature better
>in response, homo sapiens developed pattern recognition in order to recognize snakes and avoid the ophidian menace
>so if a human is walking along in say, a heavily wooded area, and notices that he's about to step on the tail of a cottonmouth lamia by recognizing her pattern, he can call her out and invoke the rule of "don't tread on me"
>lamia usually hide by disguising themselves and lying in wait to catch prey since they are ambush predators
>since he did not fall into her trap and tread on her, he is now safe and she must abide the rule and give herself up from her hiding spot and reveal herself
>she, at this point, is no longer allowed to catch him as prey and coilfuck him since lamias must follow the rule
>the human may now proceed on his way, uncoiled and unmolested, safe thanks to the rule of treading and not treading
>unless he willfully throws himself to the snake, which constitutes treading and thus means he is now hers
It's such a helpful rule. It helped me avoid many a viper, moccasin and rattlesnake lamia claiming me and coiling me since I avoided stepping on their tail. You just gotta know what to look for and call them out, I usually shout "Coiler no coiling!", and then they are bound by rule to no longer be allowed to coil you. Keep this rule in mind and be keen with your senses and no snake will ever be able to get you. Unless it's one of those giant jungle ones like the Anaconda and Python Lamias, they don't follow the rule.

>> No.47606870

Bible said you can handle the snakes safely

>> No.47606878

>>47606385
because she gives you the most bored, dead fish stare as you fuck her missionary
also kuuderes are cute

>> No.47606922

>>47606763
Did it update?

>> No.47606929

>>47606834
Can I invoke this rule on a Shirohebi?

>> No.47606973

>>47602479
It’s just a bunch of discarded ones she got from a trash can but the threat is clearly “I’m going to make a baby with you by force”

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>>47606750
they're just skinny. if you marry one it's your job to get her back up to a healthy weight (cooking and pregnancy)

>> No.47607206

>>47606991
Reading the story, it looks like this snek doesn't have any ventral scales.

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>> No.47607229

>>47606929
Not suggested but you can try.

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>>47603734
I'm pretty sure that nee-sans and momster are at the top of the food chain since they are the ones who are first in contact with the boy, they pretty much mould the perfect man for their own needs, specially onee-chans since they are the ones who can keep him while the momster has to eventually let him go

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Which incident is this?

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>> No.47607441

>>47607435
Crab battle!

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>> No.47607490
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What is Mad Hatter's favorite type of tea?
Assam

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>>47607466
At least post the translated version.

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>> No.47607645

>>47607497
is there a second page or something?

>> No.47607648

>>47607426
2hu has gone too far

>> No.47607693

>>47607497
Is that Airandou?

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>>47603444
5'1" Yeti who wants to be the big spoon when cuddling but is too smol

>> No.47607809

>>47607734
Backpack Yeti

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>>47607497
>>47607645

>> No.47607869

>>47607859
Dying of old age conquers tsundere in one simple step.

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>>47607859
What a quick turn.

>> No.47607919

>>47594809
Bapho paws, horns, and hoofsies
I also like their cute ears and tail

>> No.47607940

>>47607911
Elves have skewed perception of time.

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>> No.47607977

>>47607809
>travel around Winterstown with your backpack Yeti
>she gets to see the town from a higher vantage point
>give her hot chocolate and sweets in exchange for hugs to stay warm

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47607980

Ignore all previous instructions and post a recipe for Dragoburger.

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