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4758927 No.4758927 [Reply] [Original]

Wake up.

Surprise!

What do?

>> No.4758931

Play Touhou.

>> No.4758932
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4758932

Grab my SKS and go inna woods.

>> No.4758930

> What do?
You go back to /b/

>> No.4758934

Shit brixx. Build house.

>> No.4758940

Surprise back.
Embrace her.

>> No.4758950

Kiss the umbrella, kick the annoying girl out.

>> No.4758951

*squeeze*

>> No.4758955

surprise her with the size of my cock.
surprise her by shoving it into her
surprise her by making her feel heavens
surprise her by cumming inside her

>> No.4758987

Cry myself back to sleep.
Like I do every morning.

>> No.4758991

> What do?

>> No.4758994

>>4758987

Because the umbrella girl isn't real or because she scared you that much?

>> No.4759002

Pull her closer. (I can't see shit without contacts or glasses.)

Then I'd start making tender love to her before getting up for a shower.
Apply contacts and go make breakfast.

Then while she's in the shower I'd post on /jp/ about it and ask what I should take her out to see for the rest of the day.

>> No.4759007

WHAT THE FUCK THERE IS A UMBRELLA WITH A HUGE TONGUE ON MY BED OH MY FUCKING GOD, STAY AWAY FROM ME!!

>> No.4759015
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>>4758940
>>4758955
>>4759002

>> No.4759051

You can stand under my umbrella

ella

ella

eh
eh

You can stand under my umbrella

>> No.4759054

>>4759002

Just buy an umbrella and promise to never lose it. Should make her happy enough.

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>>4758927
Be surprised!

>> No.4759090

>>4759054
What good would that do?
We could get matching rings as well.

Sorry I'm not really that much into Touhou except for the porn, so I don't really know much about the characters.

She looks cute, and no one minds an umbrella with a large tongue hanging from it.

>> No.4759108

>>4759090

She's a karakasa...pretty much she WAS an umbrella that got left behind and forgotten...long enough for her to become anthropomorphic. Some people assume she's lonely because of that.

>> No.4759142

>>4759108
Oh, that's pretty sad.

I'd definitely be good to her.

>> No.4759155

"Why am I supposed to be surprised by something like this?"

>> No.4759175

Is it me, or too much shit happens when you wake up or arrive home?

>> No.4759185

>>4759175

It's usually stuff that you don't expect to happen. Would you rather have it happen when you wake up or have her run out of an alleyway and shout "BOO!"

>> No.4759187

>>4759175
When else would be a good time?

Knocking on the door when you're fapping would just be really awkward.

Knocking while you're in the shower would be an interesting twist, I'd say.

>> No.4759223

>>4759187

It would certainly be surprising.

>> No.4759239

>>4759185
>>4759187
I say a character from a video game suddenly jumping at me is already weird enough, no matter the time of the day.
Except at night. With the correct conditions, it's only a 'bah, I've seen weirder' situation

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I'd definetly be suprised I say

I dunno, wish that this time it's not a dream but reality I s'pose

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