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I can't believe the thread is already going bananas

Abandon your possessions and return to the trees.

Koturday 2: Return of the Drawfriends

Ded already

>>47573445
Yesterday was a bad day, hangover and a wasted koturday. Fuck life.

>>47573617
TRUE, you can't woosh through walls or enjoy long walks through the graveyard nearly as much when you're alive.

>walk to backyard
>see very large wolf prints in the dirt, clearly bipedal
>full moon is tomorrow
should I be concerned?

wich 2hu does your wife like the most?

>>47573701
Only if the tracks stop. That means the wolf doubled back...

bought the first volume of the encyclopedia today. been wanting to get into it. i've always loved kitsunes and nekomatas but maybe i'll find another monster girl that will fit my liking throughout my reading

>>47573781
MGE has foxes too

I do not care for the end of koturday
In defiance against nunday, here is a heretical pagan kot

>>47573742
Okay they do double back but that doesn't necessarily mean she'll come back here tomorrow. If by chance she does is there anything I can do to deter her?

>>47573821
Anon, if she doubled back that means you walked past her at some point. She's already behind you.
Nothing personnel, kid.

>>47573815
Slavic pantheon Kikis do not need weak christo Nuns.
Kikis worship a creator deity called 'Rod'.
>now she regularly worships her Mashtah's Rod.

>>47573890
Pagan slav Kikis and Hellenistic pantheon Satyros both reject Nunday and celebrate with good cooking and good wine and Anon D.

>>47573914
Gullible Anons think thats a cutesy '<3' symbol when its really the sign for a dual-mamono handjob.

>>47573815
PaganKot is going to get colonised... and colon-ised...

>>47573930
Don't you fear for your safety giving away their secrets like that?
But now that you're here, how do they decide who gets the first shot of mana?

>>47573965
It's not technically Y*ri if I grab them both by the back of their heads and gently smush them into deep kissing each other so I'm cooming into the middle of a combination of two sets of lips and two tongues.
It saves so much pouting and squabbling to share equally.
Same as double-paizuri as long as one isn't a cow-type while the other is a flat-loli, as that would be unfair.

So when do I get that hyperactive cheshire as my wife?
She'd be a great counterbalance to my calm, quiet personality.

>Some humans are alright, I guess. Maybe Anon is one of the good ones.

>>47574081
Aren't psychokots already hyperactive tho. I feel like a Cheshire is basically a 3am cat except at all times

>>47574094
>she says after 6 months of weekly nail clippings, talon filings, scale polishings, wing massages, homemade grilled cheeses, hair brushies, romantic dinner dates on the aerie peak, boar hunts, and being told she's the most beautiful woman this man has ever seen

>>47574103
Most are Slightly hyperactive but they're a few odd balls who don't feel joyful and bath in cynisme and misery, they lost their hyperactive nature. Can you fix her?

You know the only thing dumber than a Wurm? A Ginger Werecat.

>>47574188
>squishes a crinkleball around the corner

>>47573445
Surely the Wonderworm is more classy and would rather smoke tobacco from a pipe than lower herself to cigs, right?

>>47574396
Cigares are the deal

It's all too much. I'm in sidhe-ar pain.

>>47574423
Shear pain? I'm pretty sure shearing doesn't hurt.

>>47574458
i thought i had something funny there but i fumbled it at the end.
maybe im not cut out to be a writefairy. maybe im just a wrongfairy.

>>47574458
His Gnodobe Mamonoshop keeps crashing and he has to restart his automaton every time because of a mammary leak issue. He also lost his stylus and has to use her soft robobelly as a touchpad which, while nice, isn't conducive to a job well done on time.

>>47574471
Most people here aren't cut out to be writefairies, mainly because they are men. At most they would become writealps

you are granted the title of honorary writefairy for services to the writing genre of literature.

>>47574503
i want to put her in my breast pocket and feed her lucky charms marshmallows

>>47574298
What if it doesn't work and she keeps smoking?

I will NOT kill myself so my neighbour's wisp yandere loli daughter doesnt get me

>>47574729
Yeah, haha, wisps totally can only get you when you are dead. Everybody knows this. You are totally safe from her.

>>47574780
...what are you implying

>>47574503
Am I on the council?

>>47574729
>wisp yandere loli
Fuck that shit, I'm moving to another continent

>>47574946
You are on the council, but we do not grant you the title of the book. Miss titania gets to decide the title of the book.

>>47574975
Understandable. Miss Titania always has good ideas.

>>47574503
I thank you for this honor, ma'am. Any story ideas?

>>47574956
>He thinks he gets to leave

>>47575075
Something medicine/doctor themed. A doctor treating a manticore who put a pineapple in her tail pussy trying not to get raped, or him trying to work out how to stop chesh's spontaneous teleportation (it's her hiccups).
Alternatively, a monster girl hospital shifting a man from doctor to doctor to treat all of his incredibly minor symptoms (ear cleaning wax, pedicures as his nails are too long, acupuncture with an arachne, etc.)

>>47575114
>manticore who put a pineapple in her tail pussy trying not to get raped
What?

>>47575167
Doctor treats mantidork who put something stupid up her tail on a dare. While trying to treat her, either she consciously or her tail subconsciously attempts to molest him.

I need more of mis artfairy

>>47574729
You get nothing. Do not pass go. Bad end. Unless you worshipped angels like a good boy.

what happens if i deny miss hatter her tea for a prolonged period of time?

>>47575375
Rape

>>47575284
(You)

>>47575484
Don't fear the sticky angel heaven.

>>47575114
Girls may have four mouths but only one of them can eat pineapples...

Elf. But she's only willing to do foot stuff with you. Ever. Too haughty for anything else.

>>47575634
Manticores are nothing but ambitious (and stupid)

i will put lumps of clay into my wurm wife wurmussy and then wait a bit and then pull out some diamonds

>>47575676
This is why I go for the much superior dark elves, they know what men like

>>47575712
Clay doesn't contain carbon, Anon. You gotta mix in some coal.

>>47575754
>>47575712
wurmbrain anon tries to put different rocks into her wurm wife thinking she will make diamonds

>>47574729
>>47574956
There's nothing to worry about, the small wisps aren't as yandere as the big ones. Probably.

>>47576021
The small ones are somehow even more yandere than the big ones. That Anon is fucked.

dumb water lizard

>>47576396
You call her dumb, but her species has remained unchanged by evolutionary processes since the time of the dinosaurs, they're clearly doing something right

>lamias are deceptively tall
>average 6'4" when standing at typical height
>can extend their height much more if they stand further back on their tails

>>47576607
They're also deceptively short. Imagine getting "standing" blowjobs or paizuri from the same girl that can choose to tower over you.

>>47576641
What I meant was that if you were to measure the point where her human half starts going up to her head and then you did the same. Unless you yourself are tall, most likely she'll have you beat. And that if she were to temporarily take a human form, she'd be 6'4". That being the average amongst lamias

>>47576396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hypo9-sB6Q

>>47576728
So do they all just want human attention?

>>47576746
Be wary of entering the swamps alone lest you get dog piled by excited crocololis.

>>47575696
I don't like how she's looking at my bald head

Fellas do you have more arts of my beloved Kankandara or know where I can find them?
There are more after she got a manga but still kinda rare unfortunately

>>47573944
Considering how these foreign students and their sport scholarships dominate the league, yeah they sure do get their colons claimed a lot

>>47577019
How many months have you been trying to force your stupid /trash/ meme now?

I'm going to go to zipangu and overcook rice that i didn't even wash.

>>47577019
Speaking of colons I bet dwarves are quite experiences in cave exploring

This month's scribble.
A traditional Kikimora meeting in the world after the Portals have opened.
.
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/58276573

>>47577172
That's the name of their team, the "Indiana Cave Explorers"

need robot

>>47577351
Robutt

Since monster girls basically exist to have sex, do you still need to use lube for anal or are their assholes self lubricating?

>>47577798
Everything exists to have sex unless they only reproduce through shit like mitosis.

>>47577798
I don't know but I will have a lot of fun finding out

> >47577157
If you don't like gaping assholes*, just ignore them without making comment.

*yes, that does have a double-entendre.

>>47577843
If they reproduce through shit, then anal sex is normal.

>>47577942
I'm going to kill you

>>47573944
>>47577921
>>47577942
Today seems to be a day for ass-play wordplay.
>Time to assfuck Ms. Haku.

Cleaned up the request from last night, still up for drawing more Liches if anyone else has ideas

>>47577988
Theme: liches get stitches. Maybe one with her husband patching up her torn robe or something.?

>>47577988
Very nice!
Small lich trying to reach her phylactery but it's on the top shelf.

>>47577988
A very small young lich brewing a potion (it's chicken soup) for a sick Anon

>>47577988
A busty lich trying to use magic to give herself the perfect body for her husband after she catches him looking at a cow girl. Soon she's addicted to milking and itching to grow bigger.

>>47577988
Lich mom driving a van full of her zombie "daughters" through a fast food drive through.

>>47577988
Lich trying to be intimidating while sitting on the shoulders of a dragon zombie.

Cock can't win against pussy? Wrong.
Pussy can't win against cock? Wrong.
The truth is, they're both lose at the same time.

>>47577988
Lich dragging anon to a laboratory themed love hotel

>>47578063
>>47578142
I'm leaning towards these two but I like all the ideas suggested honestly so it's not completely unlikely I'll pick a different one later. I need to draw a small Lich at some point anyway

Gotta do some stuff first but I'll start on one later tonight

>We elves are a proud people!
>We are not a race of exhibitionists!
Why do those stuck up high elves say such things while dressed like this?

>>47578522
If Whitehorns are a thing then what about Blackhorns? Like how Unicorns have Bicorns.

>>47578527
>Brown desert deer
>Glistening with sweat
>Lightly dressed but still /fa/ (Arabian Edition) as fuck
>Lead men to oasys and fuck them while eating fruit and drinking sweet water
I can dig it.

>>47578521
I guess you'll never know if nobody gave a satisfying answer before.
>>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=proud+people&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=elven+archmage&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_media_hash=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

>>47578527
>If Whitehorns are a thing then what about Blackhorns?
White Horns are based on Deer Centaur from italian folklore. There's no cases with different types of deer centaur. Unicorns and Bicorns are both present in folklore.

>>47578544
>No Fun Allowed.jpg

>>47577265
>traditional
I am now imagining Kikis singing TRADITION from Fiddler on the Roof.

>>47575271
You must create something to draw her presence.

>Now listen Anon, I've got a job for you
>See this button? DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON YOU FOOL!

>>47578590
Oh, nice, a button for deleting my browser history.
*press*

>>47578577
I'm sure /tg/ will find posting the exact same thing over and over again fun. Have you tried going back?

>>47578584
Traditional Slavic Kikis would cleanse all singing Tanukis from their roof and send them to camps to do rehabilitative Labor.

>>47578603
I'm sorry anon but your visit to shirohebiasmr.com has been marked down in the Akashic Records.

>>47578633
The fiddler is the devil, yo

So, this Dhampir was raised in human society unaware that she was a Dhampir. Do you think she had a reputation for being a pervert? Do mamano who were raised in human society unaware of their mamano nature tend to be considered perverts by their peers?

>>47578584
I feel for the old Werewolf that didn't get her young husband.

>>47578678
Eh, she gets all the meat she can eat from her job, a man will go for her if he knows what's good for his stomach

>>47578657
Nah, that Lilim loser gave up her fiddle to some hillbilly Hick Anon.

>>47578722
He's the best there ever was you sonnova bitch!

>>47578727
How does she know?
That LoserLim didn't even get a sympathy fuck for losing her fiddle.

>>47578661
>Do you think she had a reputation for being a pervert?
You know, if you had bothered to even read her profile you would have gotten your answer.
> Unlike her colleagues, who fell and filled their hearts with lust, Alameria remained the same.
So no.
As for the second question, why would you expect a generalizing answer. Maybe?Depends on the particular case? I don't see a point in making it one way or the other for all mamono.
Wierd image name, considering Alameria Crescentria is her name and diestro is the male adjective for right handed in spanish, weird image, and weird post in general.

>>47578544
what the absolute fuck is this link

>>47578741
>Unlike her colleagues, who fell and filled their hearts with lust, Alameria remained the same.
But that could just mean she was always full of lust.
>Wierd image name, considering Alameria Crescentria is her name and diestro is the male adjective for right handed in spanish, weird image, and weird post in general.
Diestro also means practitioners of Spanish fencing.

>>47578758
Warosu automatically attaches all this shit if you search by more than one parameter at a time. Still works if you trim it, but I didn't feel like it.
>>/jp/?task=search2&search_text=proud+people&&search_filename=elven+archmage

>>47578760
>But that could just mean she was always full of lust.
She wouldn't have been assigned as a hero if that were the case. Cmon, think about what type of story hers is. She didn't change her ways, unlike her colleagues, who went from innocent to lusty becuase of their monsterization. She was always a monster, so she never had a sudden change that turned her lusty.
>Diestro also means
It can also mean proficient in any other way. Don't you fucking lecture me on spanish or i will come to your home and drop the RAE on your fucking head.

https://imgbox.com/g/rjhKKeU3H4
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 37. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/XpuH87aQ

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>47578845
https://imgbox.com/HiAUsE2u
Good Shog

>>47578845
Ah, finally more goth girls

>>47578857
Renrushka?

>>47578873
Who?

>>47578889
The undead Bapho.

sahuginny

>>47578845
>out skilled

>>47577019
I wonder how often teachers get tempted by these sports girls.

>>47578845
You missed one.

do danuki make life worse for poor people?

>>47578986
>are all x mamono the same and do x thing not explicitly stated in their profile.
You tell me.

>>47579002
Dunno. Reject mge canon and make up your own stuff.

>>47578986
>cold, homeless, out on the street, wet
>warm (danuki's butt), have a roof over your head (danuki's butt), inside (her bedroom on chair underneath danuki's butt), wet (ac broken)
i know which I'd choose.

>>47578986
Danukiland has always belonged to the danukis.

>>47579012
>chair
It can't be good for your spine. Bed makes more sense.

What should I buy from a fox shop?

>>47579087
the fox

>>47578986
they make millions of men go bankrupt every year so they are forced to rely on a mg.

>>47579087
>small illusion
>small transformation
>tangible illusion
I'm going to pass.

>>47579096
Yet I go to the church and dedicate my life to a quiet one of chastity and ange worlship and am absolved of all debt. Checkmate.

>>47578923
Sahugussy

>>47579104
>ange worlship
>anon worshiping his vampire auntie Ange every day until he Incubizes while she pays off his debt.

>>47579120
>fussy

>>47579121
>incubize
>giving up your human soul for the promise of power
no thanks

>>47579130
Well, too late anon. That decision is for your auntie Ange to make. Hope you enjoy the taste of vampire cunt.

>>47578857
Striped stockings uoh

Senkos been taking the funny potions again.

>>47578567
Anon......... they're reindeer....... what the fuck is a deer centaur.

>>47577988
NICE. Hey I want that lim chesh too.

I take it kay-cee released a new girl, since the usual rabble is suddenly acting up

>>47579217
Nope. He's completely stopped. Does that bother you?

>>47579217
>suddenly
it's been a constant sustained stream for a while now, in any other case i'd suggest going to the doctor to get it checked but that doesnt work here

>>47577988
I wonder what other monster gachapons are, specially the hip ones with young monsters

would it possible to have a monster wife without having kids? it seems like everybody else is gonna be having like 50 kids each i don't think i feel the need to also have kids if that is the case.

>>47579284
Yeah sure. Just find some evil tyrant that doesn't want to be tied down.

>>47579284
Just let her take inhibition herbs, or something like that. I don't think your monsterwife would mind waiting for you to feel prepared for parenthood as long as you explain it to her, and show her plenty of love, in both senses.
Don't go for the anal only route, monsters are sneaky and can get pregnant from behind.

>>47579284
There's a few monsters that don't have kids. I'm pretty sure worker honey bees and queen slimes don't.

Contraceptives use is monster abuse

>>47579305
Only if it's unconsensual.

>letting your cait sith practice her ascension spells on you

>be me
>lived a fulfilling life up to my 29th birthday
>achieved all my goals in life, including seeing the world and going to the highest mountain peaks, etc
>now content to pass away from the congenital anomaly that has me bed ridden in the hospital
>can't wait to see what life will be like on the other side
>listen to my lifeline fade into a long beeeeep
>...
>something's not right
>where is the tunnel of light and stuff at
>open my eyes and see Doctor Lich floating beside my hospital bed
>she says the resurrective proceedure was a success and I'm now ready for manapump testing
Oh goddamnit. Fucking monsters ruining everything. I can't believe I was about to end my life, end my fucking STORY on my own terms and then this grey flouride staring bitch just RUINS it like that. She SPOILED it. Fuck!

>>47579319
>>can't wait to see what life will be like on the other side
This is the other side.

>>47579319
Ok, okay, I don't quite know how this would work out but there is surely a path where you pray to the powers that be and become an undead seeking contrition and the afterlife you seek via hunting down all the undead monsters in the world.
>barely trusted by the forces of order, the undead paladin stalks the world hunting the world for undead to give their final rest, so he may someday join them.

>>47579382
Nah, the revival ritual assigns a wife to him, so if he wanted to kill himself he's eventually going to learn to appreciate his life.
Also don't get the whole i'm going to kill undead, so that eventually i can die, but the order has never been known for being rational.
>barely trusted by the forces of order
He would get hunted down and killed if the order got to him.

sorry anon but all the adventuring guild has left is an especially tsun elf

>>47579400
whats her class?

>>47579399
>revival ritual assigns a wife to him
Cool, a specific rival.
>He would get hunted down and killed if the order got to him.
Not with the blessing of a god marking him as their ally.

>>47579400
The only kind of Elf I would accept in my party are buttmancers

>>47579400
That's okay, I'm used to solo levelling

>>47579403
Magus, sword saint archetype

>>47579406
>with the blessing of a god
The chief god would never bless him. All Undead incubi are blessed by Hel, the goddess of the dead, and she's monsterized, so she wouldn't approve of him taking other undeads' unlives.
If you want to know more about death you should read
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Hel
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Necromancy
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Necromancy_(p100)
And most specifically the Secret Art of Raise spell.
Not all gods are on the side of the order, in fact, aside from the chief goddess, no other god is specifically alligned with them. Eros is "neutral", and ares and haephestus are ture neutral.

>>47579441
Never said it was mge.

>>47579400
Fine. I'll go to the local graveyard and fill the slots up with random undead girls. Skeleton can be the warrior, ghost can be the bard, I'll be the Necro-romancer healer, and I'll slap a witch hat on a zombie and she can be the mage.

>>47579400
>adventuring in the far north with tsun elf
>set up camp for the night
>convenient blizzard buries the camp
>fire goes out
>elf starts to go on about how the only way you'll survive is if you share your body heat
>before anything happens yetis dig the pair of you out

>>47579437
oh god she is gonna be a total snob

>>47579400
>especially tsun elf
It's what I want.

>>47579455
>Skeleton can be the warrior
>instantly has her head knocked off
>ghost can be the bard
>cant hold the instrument and doesnt know any songs
>zombie mage
>cant see because of her big silly mage hat so she keeps throwing spells into the air
>I'll be the Necro-romancer healer
>be more like a tard wrangler for undead

>See the thing is Anon, you were in quite a bad accident and you're actually in a coma right now
>The doctors think you're about ready to wake up, but you need to do it in stages so you don't get any more brain damage
>That's why I'm here, just follow my lead and we should have you back to reality in a few days

>>47579463
It's like a rule, predestined by the universe itself, that all elves must be clitblocked at all times.

>>47579269
>touring zipangu
>when_in_rome.grem
>get a keychain of a mon
>wasn't the one you were going for... but she's cute
>not a keychain/sticker/pin guy but you put it on anyway
>do some research, since you don't really know all that much about her
>huh
>that's kind of nice actually
>fiddle with her a lot
>keep her out on the table when you stop to eat
>get a caricature done with it in your palm
>(people are much more understanding towards singles here than you would expect)
>at night, return to your townhouse to retire, inexplicably unmolested by yokai
>there's someone waiting at the door
>"hey! are you staying here too? I just rented the other bedroom but I forgot my key"
>it's her
>oh yeah of course no problem let me let you in
>take out your key
>jingle jingle
>you stare
>she stares
>"wow, you got a four star? check out the hair"
>yeah i don't really know the rarities but she's really pretty.
>"I guess I can go get my deposit back and use your bedroom instead haha"
>h-haha
>long night of educational, slippery cultural exchange
>next travel stop: her continent. two wyvern tickets.

>>47579483
This doesn't happen in elftopia, the fabled land of the elves.

>>47579488
so fabled even they don't know where it is

>>47579483
in what other ways has tsun elf's schemes been fouled?

>>47579464
>smug
>snob
>tsun
the perfect combination!

>>47579473
Oh great. Tsun elf decided to tag along with us.

>>47577988
I told the Lich Doctor "I am in love with you."
>doh doh doh doh
I told the Lich Doctor "I am in love with you!"
>doh doh doh doh
And then the Lich Doctor, she told me what to do;
She told me:
Ooh ee oo-ah-ah, ting tang, walla-walla bing bang, ooh ee oo-ah-ah, ting tang, walla-walla bing bang!
the request is either lich in a doctor/nurse outfit or one of the old-timey doctor clothes, like the plague doctor mask or facepaint and bone staff of a witch doctor. Really up to imagination because I have none but i trust yours

>>47579563
>necro anon, tsun elf and their 3 undead
write it

Sorry anon, you've triggered the transporter trap
Into the hagzone with you.

>>47579591
hagzone is easy
good thing you weren't transported to the dire hagzone

>>47579601
Or were you..?
Hey Msauce, Michelle here

Monster SWAT frantically trying to bash down your barricaded door because you're a virgin about 6 minutes from turning 30 and your wizard powers are starting to manifest.

Anybody know what has been going on with the monster girl game cross is making?

>>47579655
Of course MGC has SWAT teams.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/swat#Polish

>>47579655
I love the concept of little witches breaking in and stealing my magic power, leaving me a not quite sexless loser.

>>47579655
This sounds like a waste of police resources

>>47579686
It was a scam and moved into abandonware years ago.

>>47579491
I've been to elftopia before! I was blindfolded, but it smelled nice.

>>47579655
They've only got a year and a few months left and they haven't even portaled in yet, time's ticking bitches.

>>47579655
>"You can cast Time Stop?"
>"A rudimentary enchantment."

this is awesome!!!

>>47579749
Yeah!

an mg that was one of the demon lord's general but then retired and settled down in a quite community in suburban Vermont.

>>47579655
but i wanna be a good wizard and use my wozard prowess to impress a non-magical melee fighter girl so she'd be the tank to my damage/support hybrid

>>47579655

>>47579830
>off topic image

whats a annoying thing you've seen regarding monstergirls?
doesn't have to be MGE and It could be trivial as fuck

>>47579944
There's a visual novel where the school swim teacher/nurse was also this snake monster thing, you never get to fuck her in that form

Amazons are right, I should leave adventuring to women. My place is in the kitchen.

>>47579944
Id rather not give mick freebies

The circus is in town, and they're missing their most important clown.Step right up, anonymous. Or would you rather be the trained animal? Watch and be amazed by Anon the Unrefractory!

>>47580091
Is this negging? I expected better of monster girls.

Ok there are a shit ton of waifu monster for the well off
but what about a shit eating peasant like me?
Don't even eat meat except when the lord gives us a feast day

Every time I feel a strong, comforting breeze, I can imagine a Sylph glomping me and nuzzling against me.

>>47580124
What a fugly monster girl picture you posted.

>>47580124
Rejoice, Your lady has invited you to her castle for a meal!
If you play it right you might just become her Valet de cham

>>47580131
Human ballsack is structured the way it is for the purpose of termoregulation. Sylphs know how to handle it.

>>47580124
>No meat
Well then you wouldn't have much *beef* with the holostaur

Fox breeding season last year-round, and unbred foxes can get aggressive. Be careful around lonely foxes

I have kidnapped the newest of the Houri initiates from the local Eros Church and now hold her hostage in my house. I have delivered the Cupid master there my demands to turn over the black arrows or else I will be forced to HARM the Houri. Because she is a newly recruited initiate, she has no training she would be able to use against me in this hostage situation, so she cannot escape. My plan cannot fail.

>>47580131
very cute, I love a strong breeze as well. sylphs are fun, they pretty much have the equivalent of a mental fap folder and they want to try out everything on you.

>meet a cute succubus
>have fun talking to cute succubus, she likes the same things as me!
>date cute succubus, she enjoys the same food I do!
>kiss the cute succubus
>take the cute succubus back home
>fuck the cute succubus
>shine in the afterglow with cute succubus
>she crawls atop me and kisses my cheek
>then whispers into my ear...
>"Alp fucker. Ell oh ell."
>
...Fuck...

>>47580440
Your shame and my laughter depends entirely on how oppai we're dealing with.

>>47580476
They don't tell you this but Alps actually have the potential to grow larger breasts than normal Succubi can through their mana because the desire for huge, wobbly holst tier titties is inherently resonate within the psyches of males, and being that Alps are former men now transformed by magic, the mana latches onto that desire in their psyche and manifests it for real. Alps might start small but after enough time you'll see them sporting bosoms beyond the L cups and beyond that put even their Arch Succubus cousins to shame. In fact, Alps tend to get jobs on Holst farms faster than Succubi do because of this reason.

>>47580298
>When the fox got vore on the mind but you're too big to swallow whole
All the more reason to pursue the superior danuki. She would never contemplate hurting you.

>>47580476
It's canon that most Alps end up sexier than most Succs

>Centaur gets drunk
>Overpowers and rapes you
>Sobers up
>Blames you
>Forces you to take responsibility
Why can't they be real?

>>47577988
Maybe she wouldn't constantly be forgetting her wallet if she put on pants once in a while.

>>47580532
My breast expansion fetish loves the idea of alps starting androgynous and growing more feminine over time.

>>47580532
I was concurring with your sagely knowledge until...
>Alps tend to get jobs on Holst farms faster than Succubi
As a farmhand?
As a rancher?
As a business overseer?
As a care specialist?
I didn't know they did that, is it to pay for magic school?

>>47580620
I personally headcanon alps going from slender and unatractive to voluptous when they get close to their husband/love interest. Stuff like their hair becoming less messy and longer, breasts expanding in a matter of minutes and hips widening. Overall becoming more feminine adn happy, and if their husband goes away for a while they go back to being moody and grumpy, deflating in both appearance and personality

I have to call into work and tell my demon boss that I'm too sick to come in after overworking myself. I hope she'll understand once I mention that I have to take care of myself since I have no wife.

>>47580670
I'd advice buying a new front door as well.

>>47580670
im actuaslly close to resigning in anger real talk

>>47580688
Just leave it unlocked, it's better for everyone.

the real trick staying single in mgc is to only be friends with married monsters and their husbands.

>>47580704
>your married monster friend has a single sister
Welcome to the family

>>47580704
They love playing matchmaker. Imagine showing up to a distant cousins wedding in the royal makai only to be surrounded by all those thirsty lim bridesmaids

>>47580670
>delirious from fever
>see a figure looming over you
>she caresses your forehead and tells you everything will be alright
>ask if she's an angel
Would a demon be offended by this or would she play along?

>>47580731
My apathy aura will keep them at bay.

>>47580732
its more funny if she gets offended

>>47580731
>oh no!
>Anon, I totally forgot that I had laundry in the dryer!
>you have fun with my ushi friend, I gotta go!

Don't act like you don't want the horse puss

>>47580740
>just roll with it...
>you'll both laugh about it when he marries you...

>>47580715
or their just come of age kids to make shit extra weird

>>47580704
I mean, you could always join the male only Order division if that's more your speed.

>>47580758
>Extra weird
Only for him.
>Mom wants it
>Dad has had "the talk" and is ready for it
>"But she's only ten!"
>"Out of ten!"
>Daughter looks on in excitement
>Dad shrugs to say you're not getting any help from him
Well, at least she can be groomed guilt free.

>>47580788
first thats like speed running getting a wife, and second before that happens your gonna have to be around some evil psychos

>>47580754
Give me satyrs. I would take all the satyrs to pound town for days.

>>47580795
I cannot get over how much better every single one of these is than the original. The satyr compromise is too good.

>>47580793
You can stay behind in the backlines doing some medical or logistic work. And it's either those psychos or the sweet mosntergirls wanting to be your wife. From your post, i would have thought you prefered the former over the latter.

>>47580795
>>47580798
It really is amazing how good they look. I want more of them like that.

>>47580789
lmao anon forced to be a cradle robber

>>47580803
No, no, she's a gift so he's not a thief. I wonder if they'd be okay putting g her on layaway for a few years though? Do you think that'd be a common request or would the guy normally just be introduced to the joys of ephebe?

>>47580789
I don't see the problem, you're marrying her aren't you? Everything is fine.

>>47580742
see what you do is everytime you go to hang out if they have a single friend over you come up with a excuse to leave

>>47580789
>>47580808
For real though, do you know how much of a premium monster mothers would put on finding a husband for their pre-pubescent daughters? That's be like the monstergirl lottery, now she doesn't have to worry about her daughters all becoming centenarian old virgins.

>>47580827
The monsters would love it, but that would have to be among the hardest thing for a normal, modern western man to get used to. The difference of values sound genuinely awkward and I hope I wouldn't find myself in the situation if the portals ever open. I guess the rules of the setting mean only (latent) pedos would run into that though.

>>47580754
Horse pussy is hot, but there are other mamono I prefer to centaurs. Bicorn and Nightmare are best centaur-family mamono.

>>47580827
was the friendship secretly a scouting a husband for daughter mission the whole time?

>>47580810
>single ushi wondering why all her friends are always forgetting to turn off their appliances

Foxes
Vampires
Dragons
In that order, yes I know my tastes are basic.

>>47580847
always has been

>>47580850
>vampire kitsune
>snares you with her tails so she can drain your blood
>devious fox smile is now even scarier with her long fangs

>>47579235
It might be Kakuen-pox, go see Dr U. Nicorn.

>>47580850
Sylphs
Living Armor
Automata

I say I like demons but I really just want a blue succ.

>>47580877
>Automata
Most likely irl monstergirl to happen

>>47579835
Yuihara is obviously a flower hair Troll.

>>47580866
Would probably be warmer than a regular vampire too due to her tails

>>47580704
Tfw they hook you up with their loli-age daughters.
That way their daughters can concentrate at primary school instead of searching for a chf shota to connect with, and get better grades.

>>47580845
Blackhoss pussy is bestpussy as it means all the different pussy.

>>47580914
>daughters get better grades now that they're not purely thinking with their clits
>mothers get grandchildren while their daughters are still in highschool
Highschool pregnancies would be stupidly common.

>>47580914
>Anon at parent-teacher meeting
>Primary school
>She is Anon's waifu not his daughter
>She is sitting in Anon's lap while Ms.Haku discusses her schoolwork and behaviour in class
>She lifts up the front of her school skirt to show that she's riding full-depth on her husbando's cock
>Ms.Haku loses her spasgetti at still being single, stammers through the rest of her results as Anon's coom drips out the lolipussy

>after they leave, Ms.Haku reaches for the flask of vodka in her bottom desk drawer
>fml, she really needs an Anon


[Capcha:GASH] kek

Would you a female Majin?

>>47578063
Hopefully this is in the spirit of the request, I'll try to clean it up a bit more tomorrow

>>47580946
>[cont.]
>After a long swig and a quick sclick Ms.Haku tries to pull herself together and go on
>next student on the list: the new Unicorn transfer
>perfect grades, perfect attendance, volunteer hall monitor, morals committee
>ok, this one is easy, you can get through this
>wipes her fingers, chews a strong peppermint before they arrive

>LittlePerfectUnicorn's mother is a Bicorn
>her Incubus husbando sits in the chair, she stands behind him, arms wrapped around him, idly toying with his hair
>five minutes into trying to calmly discuss their daughter's report-card, Ms.Haku just loses it...
>crying, sobbing, wailing, breaks down and straight out begs the Bicorn to let her husband fuck her
>Bicorn pats the Haku's horns soothingly, helps her to lean forward over the desk, lifts her Haku skirt
>Finally!
>her best parent-teacher interview ever
>after he's finished, Ms.Haku realises both mother and daughter stayed watching, and schlicking
>the Bicorn helps her to her hooves, straightens her skirts, wipes her mascara runs, kisses her on the mouth
>"I'll send my Anon to pick our little girl up every Friday afternoon for 'detention', ok?"

>The Bicorn family lists Ms.Haku and half a pint of coom with the MGC IRS as a 'charitable donation'.

[Capcha: TAKV - srsly! Portals must be close!]

>>47581057
MILK TRUCK HAS ARRIVED

>>47581057
Even Lich agrees, cow is the ideal form.

>>47581057
Clumsy lich needs milking correction.
magnificent

>win the attention of an oppai alice
>realize that going through wonderland is going to be a nightmare

>>47581141
>no horns, wings or tail.
>alice

>>47581062
>[cont.]
>>Ms.Haku realises both mother and daughter stayed watching, and schlicking

>after they leave, in her post-coom clarity, Ms.Haku realises:
>like everybody else she thought LittleMissPurityhooves was just another sweet innocent Unicorn
>thinking back, Ms.Haku realises she's only become Class President and Hall Monitor so she can manipulate the class so they all think they're ShotaAnon's only CHF

>>47581095
>oppai Alice
>wait until she gets to the bottle of milk with the "drink me" tag

>>47581062
>>47580946
good lord

>walk inside in the areas of the US currently experienced the all time high heatwave
>twenty mosquito girls swarm me and all take turns sucking my blood and dick
>every single one of them forces me to impregnate them
Why are the mosquitos so fucking bad this year man?

>>47579217
He's been spamming the same images for like 7 threads in a row though. He even made a bunch of other threads, some got removed, one is still there and -surprise surprise- he's samefagging and still seething about MGE in it too.

>>47581243
Wait, he's made other threads in this board and went to complain about KC there?

>>47581249
Didn't namedrop KC but I'm 100% sure he whined about hellhounds not being furry enough for him.

>>47581252
Really pathetic. But makes me wonder how the jannies haven't gotten tired of him if he's breaking containment like that.

I want to put a malef in cowprint, but instead of being embarrassed, she just flaunts her cowtits openly and remarks how dragons make even such commoner clothing look fantastic

>>47578873
Renrushka covers her face with an animal skull

>>47581160
>they all think they're ShotaAnon's only CHF
Little Miss ImpurityHoss thinks she's setting up an unpixillated H-Loli-Harem manga situation, it turns into a slapstick comedy blueballs cutesy Chibi Harem manga...

>>47581252
>not being furry enough
Wtf?
Obvious trolling, unless he wants like an Afghan Hound longhair style Heckhund.

>>47581196
How does it feel to be part of the problem?
>papa!!! welcome home!! x20
I hope you have some friends interested in a harem, or else you might be classified as an ecological terror.

I want to inhale copious amounts of spores

Headpatting a Vampire CEO that manages several businesses and telling her that she's doing an excellent job and you're proud of her

>>47581400
Ahh yeah, I've always wanted to become a clicker.
No thanks.

>>47581400
I want to inhale spores of copium instead

>Wear a collar
>Don't want to get treated as a pet
Why are beast women like that?

>>47581634
If they're wearing a collar, that means they already have an owner. Stop trying to be a homewrecker and go tame one of those scary looking strays in the alleyway. They need someone to give them a good home.

Beat the shit out of monster girls. Like, actually beat them up, none of that demon silver sissy crap.

>>47581463
Who else would climb to such a position other than a neglected little girl who wanted to make her parents proud and prove herself in a cold uncaring world?
You're going to give her a Ratatouille-tier flashback and she'll secretly imprint on you as a daughter figure. Get prepared for a lot of pointless meetings. In her office. Alone. Just to practice talking about life like a normal vampire.

How is a kindly lolicon supposed to get along in this city when I wind up getting harassed by random sabbath girls all day? Salesman at my door, ads sent through the mail and email, calls at the most inconvenient times(always while I'm masturbating, funny how they know that), and now they're sticking flyers in my door!
I swear these little devils will make all my hair go gray! Let oji-san turn into a wizard in peace!

I drew Bat

>>47581634
It's not the collar, its that Anon was using 2-fingers first without any snuggling.

>>47581815
I bet she's gonna hear me whisper that she's cute.

>>47581794
If you want a real Loli not a Sabbath fake-loil-hag, see if your married Anon buddies can hook you up with one of their daughters.
Simple.
But you will have to help her with her homework, school sports days etc

Automata sumata

>>47581815
Cute bat.

>>47581815
This is a very nice bat

>>47581815
she actually has very good eyesight, the glasses are just flat discs and she wears them for fashion (it works)

Fun fact
You can have sex with Foxes
Wow!

>>47582024
I'd rather have sex without foxes.

>>47581794
>is lolicon
>doesn't want to bottom out lolis all day
Fake and Alp

Fun fact.
If you flick, sprinkle, or drip water on your snow girl, and it crystallizes, she is in dire dire need of a hot dicking. Give those honkers a squeeze and call it global warming.

>>47582024
WARNING: Sex with foxes can cause foxoplasmosis. Sex with foxes has been known to cause fox pregnancy which can lead to having fox daughters. Exposure to fox mofu can lead to addiction and has been known to cause the urge for brushing and rubbing fluffy tails. Ask an Eros cupid if sex with foxes is right for you.

>>47582099
Some anons want to wait for that special someone, those damn sabbath girls would just treat you like a dildo!

Ah Monster Girls and their... Media.

>>47582146
You'll be their special meat dildo though

>>47582146
That's where you get them. First you lure them with promises of doing your best impression of vlad the impaler and then when they are satisfied and filled up you confess to them all your problems and worries and they have no choice but to promise to take care of you in the same passionate way that you took care of them.

You are inside two wolves

>>47582147
wish I had monsters to play Arena Breakout Infinite with, I keep getting obliterated by groups...

>>47582167
>>47582162
I WILL have a pure and virginal romance with a cute loli where we take it slow and fall in love. And there is NOTHING you silly fake lolis can do to stop me!

>>47582208
At the same time?

>>47582244
You can be inside up to 4 wolves at the same time, although legends speak of expert tamers who manage even more
>dick in wolf #1
>left hand fingers in wolf #2
>right hand fingers in wolf #3
>tongue in wolf #4

>>47582099
I'm going to impregnate a loli alp

>>47582499
Your hands can easily finger two wolves each, so that's 4 total.
Dick +1, tongue +1.
Depending on how leg-humpy your canines are they might also be wiling to use your feet, so that's +2.
That's eight wolves, easy. Yup.
There could be more, though, especially if you have access to a fairy and are fine with size stuff. But that's already well covered by fairy harems and wearing them on your fingers as if they were warm, wet, moaning rings.

What if you get kidnapped by sabbath but they don't want do sex but dressup tea parties and playing with dolls

>>47582687
I don't care for tea, but if they have little snacks I'm game

>>47581834
Tfw the Lolicon Anon-Husbando has to help out on school sports day.
Hundreds of loli mamonos in skimpy uniforms.
Anon collapses from a fire-hydrant-tier nosebleed
(And thats before the g*pesports even starts)

>>47582588
Anon with 5 Fairy finger-puppets on each hand.

5 little kaukens jumping on the bed

installing sex modules on your siege engine automaton

>>47583267
Grond

I wonder what adventures await in the Cowloon Walled City.

>>47583267
I'm going to install the less popular beating heart module so whenever doubt starts creeping into her circuits i can remind her that she's just as alive as i am.

Gremlin but taller than you and giving you sweaty jumpsuit intercrural (she's 4ft 10 and she shrank you to 4ft 9)

I've had increasingly common fantasies about immediately being taken in as a patient at a Grelia clinic after portals open.

>>47582243
>I WILL have a pure and virginal romance with a cute loli where we take it slow and fall in love
Good taste, same.

>>47583486
I'd rather swap heights so there's still size difference and she can now reach the higher shelves.

>>47583441
Unmilked cows squished together

>>47583441
Ever played Rain World? It's like that except every single being there tries to fuck you. Lizards everywhere. Simple minded. Charging lizards. Swimming lizards. Invisible Lizards. Wall climbing Lizards. Pack mentality lizards. Add tribes of weird monkey/bug people that won't really attack you but annoy you to the point where you rape one anyway.
Giant Vultures descending on you, hunting by using their sheer mass. Beeg, blind Tentacle monsters that will perk up at the sound of you coming.
Some other stuff. Protip, don't let yourself be blocked off in the vents

>>47581057
Her phylactery is a cowbell

>>47583533
What about the cows?

>>47583544
What are cows

>>47583581
We just don't know.

>>47582962
Think about how much harder it is for the Anon who suddenly woke up at the school with a teacher position that day!

Meeting the elusive auroch holstaur in the wilds

>>47583504
>>47583486
grem stuffy overall/jumpsuit entrapment

>>47583486
>You know it's funny, the whole time I was inventing this machine I never once thought a person would want to be shrunk.
>What's the big deal? You can just unshrink me later.
>You kidding? A machine that makes things bigger? You've been reading too much science fiction.

>Large-breasted onee-chan bicorn who wants her husband to fuck lolis in front of her

>>47583711
That's just a bicorn with a blanket on her back

>>47583697
>grem convinces anon that if she keeps shrinking him eventually he'll just loop back to his original size

>Messy-haired hikki Bicorn who wants her husband to recreate doujins for her

>>47583835
All fine and well unless she's got the /d/egenerate mind of a jabberwock.

>>47583877
Don't worry - I have a portal-card for a Trumpart potion dealer. Whatever she can think of, we can brew up.

>>47580298
They should be careful around lonely me

Do you even realise how much weight snake hips must carry and how they always have to gyrate and shake? Average Lamia probably has six pack from just slithering around

>>47583895
That does not make me feel better.

I'm not interested in her buying vore potions for the lamia concubine or a therio potion that turns me into a horse. Hikiko bicorn, very dangerous specimen.

>>47583900
Monstergirls fear the reverse shotgun marriage.

>>47583959
Most have a thin layer of fat on conceal that 6-pack because they eat so much. Gotta maintain that womanly look by not looking too muscular, despite having enough muscle to grab and toss fully-grown minos and centaurs across a field like it's nothing. And this just makes them that much more dangerous, because not only do they have all the muscle, but it's concealed to make them look weaker, AND it's added weight that they can toss around and use to subdue you with even less effort. Snakes may look like they're all about lust, but let me tell you, they're fiercely intelligent and strategic.

>>47583961
You haven't lived until you've been turned into a mass of tentacles and pleasured your entire harem at once.

Loving vanilla beastwoman who turns into a complete degenerate freak every full moon.

>>47584034
Well, at least it's not like I'm getting transformed into a spider, right?

Cu sith:
>Great personality
>Intelligent and strong
BUT:
>Furshit

Kobold:
>Cute
>Beautiful and pettable
BUT:
>Retarded
>Weak

If only KC would have switched cu sith's and kobold's personalities and dispositions. Kobold would be S-tier.

>>47583959
>Do you even realise how much weight snake hips must carry
Did you just call every single lamia fat at once?

>>47583711
Husband of Bicorn who attracts in new Lolis by putting a "Horse rides 5copper" sign beside her at the Fair.

Making the snow sweetheart. Love the gal but the taur bodies is always murder for me

>>47584157
I'd call apophis fat

>>47584066
Hey now, we're Wonderlanders, not Ch*otes.

>>47584294
> the taur bodies is always murder for me
You seem to like drawing them despite that.

>>47584373
Best way to stay warm in the cold desert night is in the fat, pudgy coils of miss apophis with your head on her tubby belly or between her plump boobs.

>>47584373
that's right, and i like her that way.

>>47584418
>>47584434
Gonna talk about Pharaohs nice abs in front grape snek

I don't care about Apophis and Pharaoh squabbles. If I'm stuck in the miserable climate of a desert, I'd at least want to be surrounded by cute Khepri.

I care about Apophis and Pharaoh squabbles. If I'm stick in the fantastic climate of the desert, I'd want to be the focal point of both of their ploys to take full dominance of the sands (surrounded, smothered and dominated by both as they agree to rule as dual rulers)

I care about Apophis and Pharaoh scrabble. They'll never beat Miss Anubis in a word game, let alone Miss Sphinx, but they can try.

I care about apophis and Pharoah

>>47583959
This just makes being trapped in snake coils more appealing

I care about apophis and anubis

>>47584294
Delicious deer pussy.

>hikki-NEET Clubs Trumpart magitek-hacks my computer to give popup ads of a stream of her schlicking randomly on my computer/phone
>first few times, just click away, thinking it's just a website somehow having an ad/popup blocker workaround
>the "ads" start showing up inside programs that don't even run ads
>y'know, she's kinda hot
>get off to the footage
>the next day, recieve a letter
>there's a nine of clubs inside the envelope and nothing else
>examine the card a bit
>suddenly, the face of the card is replaced with a closeup of the pussy from the ads
>seems super realistic
>smells super realistic
>tastes super realistic
>end up eating her out through the card, before she expands the card to conjoin her room to mine, and has me scoot our beds together so she can merge them into a bigger bed
>we cuddle and grope each other while she teaches me about magical hacking

>>47584103
Kobolds' personalities run the full range from Doberman-kobolds to Chihuahua-kobolds.
The profiled kobold in the MGE Guide is just a generic Labradoggo-kobold

Hello. I posted a fic on AO3 a few weeks ago, but a friend told me I should post it here as well. It's a domestic Wendigo story.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57981019

>>47585271
Maledom?

>>47585294
Mostly. There's not a ton of sex, sorry, I'm told you guys are very horny.

>>47579944
The extreme levels of femdom inherent to the genre.

>>47585302
We're all chaste good boys here (don't tell that to the hags)

>>47581252
Anon, what are you doing in furry threads?

>>47579944
Monster boys, both when their appear and when retards insist that some setting is lacking them. Like fuck, I want to jerk off imaging myself railing my waifu, I don't need some hulking minotaur or werewolf dude butting into those fantasies.

>>47585341
Telling furries to sudoku.

>>47585345
>I don't need some hulking minotaur or werewolf dude butting into those fantasies.
>I must include these monster boys in my sex fantasies
Anon monster boys can exist without having any bearing on anything else you would do in a fantasy setting beyond being cool enemies to fight.