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Your sperm will never survive the cold.

Yes. Keep your filthy dick out of my daughter.

Your dick will never survive the cold.

>>4756362
But when i eat it it burns my throat? surely its hot enough to survive in cirno-sama?

>>4756365
>>4756362
Cirno is actually quite warm, see Hisoutensoku for details.

>>4756366
Liar! Semen does not burn throats when eaten. Ever.

>>4756378
You'd be surprised. It's an alkaline-metallic taste that's really got a kick to it.

Well, it actually depends on the person's diet and physiology, but yeah semen tastes may vary.

Cirno is, at best, freezing temperature.

She's ice.

Not negative heat (that is to say, cold). Not arctic weather. Just ice.

>>4756387
Fanon shit. She is not ice.

>>4756388

She's a FAIRY. She's a mischievous lesser representation of nature. She is NOT the living avatar of entropy, or the antithesis of thermodynamics incarnate.

She's ice.

>>4756397
She is not made of ice. If she was made of ice, she wouldn't give a shit about ice forming on her when she flies high.

>>4756397
Fairies aren't made of their respective element.

>>4756400
>>4756406

I'm not saying she's LITERALLY COMPRISED of ice. I'm saying Ice is what she represents.

>>4756406
Lolno. For example the fairies that follow Orin around are made of ghosts.

And Lily White is basically a giant slinky.

Not sure about Lily Black.

>>4756406
Lolno. For example the fairies that follow Orin around are made of ghosts.

And Lily White is basically a giant slinky.

Not sure about Lily Black.

>>4756397
She's a FAIRY, not your Aisu.

>>4756397
Sunny Milk and Co. are obviously made of sound, light, and presence, then?

>>4756415
The fairies that follow Orin around are dressed up as ghosts.

>>4756410
Oh. Well no shit, everyone knows that.

Though, according to Reisen, who is well-known for her knowledge of fairies, Cirno's power works by moving heat into her. She'd be warm, and everything surrounding her would be cold. That means if you stuck your dick into Cirno, your dick would be the only thing not frozen.

>>4756420
>The fairies that follow Orin around are dressed up as ghosts.
Judging by their regeneration time, they may really be zombies.
Yes, immortal fairy zombies.

>Though, according to Reisen, who is well-known for her knowledge of fairies
Huh? Was that in CiLR or something?

>>4756420
>Sunny Milk and Co. are obviously made of sound, light, and presence, then?
No, they're made of REFRACTED light, PROPAGATED sound and sensory ability (animate objects).

Duh.

>>4756415
>And Lily White is basically a giant slinky.
So, she's the fairy of slinkies?

>>4756427

See >>4756372

>>4756427
That was a lie to emphasize the fact that Reisen doesn't know shit and could easily be talking out her ass.

>>4756427
>who is well-known for her knowledge of fairies
is made up.

>>4756430
A slinky is basically a type of spring. So yes.

>>4756432
...I don't see how that makes Reisen well-known for being knowledgeable of fairies.

>>4756429
I thought they represented the Sun, Moon, and Stars. Why they're on Earth I have no idea.

>>4756425
Nah, they're really just taking it easy and playing along, according to Grimoire of Marisa.

It's very happy.

>>4756440
Manipulation of milk, children, and sapphires.

>>4756442
I hope Marisa finds some fairies willing to play along with her. Best spellcard.

>>4756447
Form of: Cheese!

>>4756451
THEY'RE NOT THAT OLD

>>4756448
The fairies Marisa befriended might just all have their own spellcards.

This thread is ridiculous suddenly.

>>4756465
Ultimate slave-type shot!

>>4756448
Marisa says that she wants slaves (other than her orbs), but she has yet to use the ones she already has.
Those two would make for good spellcards.

Poor Marisa will never get to show off her new slave-type spellcards if she doesn't appear as a regular boss again.

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>>4756491
ZUN will definitely have her appear as a boss again. He loves her too much not to.

You all are pedos for sexualizing a 60 yo fairy!! saged, reported, hidden and called the cops.

>>4756508
No, Anon. She's AT LEAST 60. That's the lower bound; there is no upper.

>>4756503
I hope so. In my opinion, she has some of the most visually impressive spellcards in the whole series. Even if they aren't cards that stick in terms of gameplay for some the looks and patterns alone are absolutely captivating. Event Horizon, in particular, is glorious.

Reminder that Marisa just appeared in Double Spoiler.

>>4756548
Yes, ZUN made the black-white witch into the yellow witch. (reimu = red, sanae = green)

>>4756548
Too bad Reimu and Sanae beat Marisa in her own game of flashiness.

>>4756563
Oort Cloud was pretty.

But I want to see her cards in a state where it wasn't meant to be balanced for StB-style games.

Cirno's uterus is like a freezer. With all the men she's fucked she's a walking sperm bank.

>>4756577
Give me a break, everyone was too busy with Reimu's gigantic photo to be in awe with EX-2.