/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Are monster girls real?

>>47562493
I am not donating 5 limcoins to a panda in need no matter how cute she is.

>>47562507
Are you real? Who can say? Sing a happy song. Each voice is a miracle, everything else is blasphemy.

>>47562507
Only in your head, become the shizo you were always meant to be

Awoo?

First for slow monsters!

First for one of every zipangu monster.

Ignore “endangered” panda girls, return to monkey

succuvirus from zipangu...
a 7zipangu...

Me drunk but le love that good old chesh, such a beautiful creatures, wine is a traitor

>>47562507
define real.
am i real?

Is this a real lady,
or is this just fantasy.
Caught in a landslide...
no escape from gnome pussy...

Ghost with fat ectoplasm tits

slugs cause like 100k deaths every year

>>47562573
That's what happens when you suffocate men in your back.

Expanding the dragon population

im afraid you cannot be cured, and i am referring you to dr lich so you can begin your undeath zombie life in the most pleasant and happy of circumstances.
Personally, I would recommend asphyxiation underneath a monster's ass.

Snakes want you for your body heat.

Didn't fap in almost 1.5 years.

>>47562596
Why are you edging yourself in a porn thread then.

>>47562544
I can see the appealing on gaping monster ass

skunkgirls with fluffy tails.

What are some of the biggest lies about monsters?
I know of the "monsters are hard to impregnate" lie.

>>47562600
You've already answered your question.

>>47562584
Imagine opening a restaurant in Dragonia with the same intent but a different meaning.

>>47562547
AAAAYYEEEAAAAGGGHHHH
The puns! The puns!

>>47562536
>zipangu monsters
Kej had her profile release's 10th anniversary yesterday, time can sure fly.

>>47562564
Mysterious white substance left behind by overfilled ghosts, can only manifest fully using a soothing bell, then you can "bust" them for a consistent source of ectoplasm

>>47562615
If it's porn you want than take this cosplaying catgirl.
https://files.catbox.moe/kd3i8h.png

>>47562636
It's only been a day since her tenth anniversary. Not that long. A single day. Time's flown by as much as a fat ass jub jub can fly by.

Ocelomeh's raiding amazoness villages to save poor men from amazonian oppression

>>47562658
Not how that works.

>>47562670
True. Aren't both of them oppressive?

>>47562641
>cosplaying
Nah. I prefer actual monster girls.

>>47562587
I need to impregnate a snek

>>47562623
No,thats exactly what i meant

Amazonian hags?

>>47562603
After having this on your face all day you can see how and why the sport started

They've been throwing in all the shitposts over the last few days, huh.

>>47562763
I wonder exactly how many groups are fighting in this thread and which of them are actually the native group.

Good morning, Wurm your honor!
The crown will plainly show the prisoner that now stands before you.
Was caught red handed showing feelings.
Showing feels to a member of the dragon legislature.
This will not do...

>>47562777
I will never show feelings to dragons again
Im going back to wanland where they appreciate affection...

>>47562711
Impossible. . .

>>47562777
CALL THE SCHOOL MASTER

>>47562777
Am I being detained? Am I being detained, sir? I do not consent. Am I being detained? I do not consent.

>>47562493
Portals when?

do you think it would be possible to find uncorrupted old era monster magic or artififacts sealed off somewhere either for historical preservation or just locked in a vault?

>>47562808
No. The mamono lord is directly connected to the rest of the mamono.

>>47562793
I always said he'd come to no good in the end, your honor!
If they'd let me have my way I would've MOOED him into shape!
But my horns were tied! The milky holsts and minotaurs let him get away with murder - let me educate him today!

>>47562808
Gimme gimme my primal baphomet gf to tame the beast inside.

>>47562808
Mundane historical objects such as paintings and stuff wouldn't have been changed so I guess so

>>47562793
>Anon did you put your name in the goblet of fire?

>>47562811
maybe if they were put into temporal stasis beforehand

>>47562548
REAL, frog is based

>>47562831
Primal wurm?

>>47562777
Well you see, your wurminess, my hands are clearly white and therefore I must be innocent.

>>47562838
>damaged goods

>>47562804
>Gachatrash
For you — never.

>>47562832
Yeah, but as soon as they left it they would monsterize either way. Don't know why you would want an actual monster in a monstergirl setting.

>>47562845
I will heal the chesh

>>47562845
We can fix her.

>>47562857
WITH SCIENCE

I LOVE CHESH, SHE4S THE4 BEST GIRL

Le frog is getting uppity again, where's you-know-who when you need him?

Oni femdom is strange, they just wanna drink with me and have me lick beer trickling down their abs, I wanted to do this anyways

>>47562875
That must be new cause I thought they did that with sake. I guess they like the feeling of fizz and foam in the beer.

Which of the monsters is the girlest?

>>47562847
i didn't mean monsters themselves, but like shit monsters made in the past, artifacts

>>47562883
KC drew cait sith with the widest hips. This is probably because it looks like a boy if you don't.

>>47562814
THE EVIDENCE BEFORE THE COURT IT'S-
INCONTROVERTIBLE!
THERE'S NO NEED FOR THE DRAGONS TO BREATHE FIRE.
IN ALL MY YEARS OF WURMING I'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE
OF SOMEONE SO DESERVING OF THE FULL PENALTY OF ADORE!
THE WAY YOU CHOOSE TO SUFFER,
PUTTING YOURSELF AFTER OTHERS
FILLS ME WITH THE URGE TO PROCREATE!
SINCE, MY FRIEND, YOU HAVE REVEALED YOUR DEEPEST FEARS
I SENTENCE YOU TO BE EXPOSED AND THEN BE MERE'D!
TEAR OFF HIS CLOTHES!

>>47562894
Cruel and unusual! Not even a mention of cuddling!

>>47562887
Ah, sorry read that wrong. I think there is already an answer in canon, dont quite remember though. You could find artifacts of pre current DL pretty much everywhere, but if they use any ammount of mamono mana they will be corrupted.

>>47562915
It would be cooler if there were non corrupted monsters.

>>47562923
There already are. They are called humans.

>>47562923
Thats the entire point of monsters, that they are corrupt

>>47562961
We can fix them.

>>47562963
Monsters are the ones fixing humanity.

Wait why am I being deported to hagville, that makes no sense!

>>47562973
Alp hag

>>47562973
You know those frozen meals that came with an action packed trip to detroit? Congrats, you've won a hagville trip instead with your most recent frozen pizza purchase!

>>47562984
But I need those meals!
I can barely cook, cant even boil potatoes right!

>This calls for a subtle mixture of psychology and extreme violence.

>>47563017
Why not extreme psychology?

>>47562999
That won't be a problem soon enough! Why, I've heard there are a nice bunch of fire elementals really into bbq that moved in when a local balrog took over administration of the abandoned mall! Surely they'll be neighborly and help you out!

>>47563041
Not my favorite but she's okay.

>>47562587
This is anti-Apopcicle propaganda, snakes want you for other things than just heat

>>47562871
Frog posting about chesh is good.

>>47562587
At least the full body hug will feel nice and cool if a tsun snake says she hates me

>>47563057
but at the same time if you aren't thinking how you could donate your body to a cold, shivering apopcicle to use as a hotwater bottle at least 15 hours a day, can you be sure you aren't snakephobic?

>meet cait sith mage
>get turned into cat
>she picks up up and starts rubbing you
>it feels good
>then she turns you back
>"Okay, now pick me up and rub me like that."

>>47563106
NO

>>47563106
It's elf rape time. Welcome to the land of single elves.

Can humans custom block a a chech?

>>47563106
>bilibili
Tiananmen Square copypasta time

>>47562894
GO ON, JUDGE! SIT ON 'IM!

>>47562894
Pink Flayer's 'The Wurm' is a revolutionary album.

>>47563108
>>47563124

I told wurmy that to succeed in business she had to move fast and break things. I shouldn't have phrased it like that.

Maybe I deserve to be elved

>>47563206
That's the spirit.

>>47563206
You don't, but you should be grateful if you are.

>>47563206
Yeah, give up your dreams of a real monster girl and go elf. She's familiar and safe.

maybe i deserve to be deonora and druella at the same time in bed'd

>>47563206
>getting bullied by a group of Elves during highschool
>now having to deal with them in college while each one had 2 children each without my consent
>now they want to keep tormenting me until they give birth to 2 more
I don't want to be Elved

maybe I deserve a six pack of lager and half a bottle of whiskey tonight

>>47563298
alcohol and monster girls are the only two things keeping me from Wisp-chan's embrace, so go ahead and enjoy yourself, it's "normal".

>>47563282
>walk into new school
>elf wiggles ears at me
>doomed since day one

>>47563288
I love how smugly proud of her husband she is. Like she's attending the monthly show and tell in her friendsgroup and she's pompously presenting her husband for the 47th time like he's the best thing humanity produced since combs.

TAKE YOUR DAMNED CLOTHES OFF

>>47563337
No u.

>>47563337
But if you see me naked I'll be unfit for marriage!

>>47563337
>tell apophis she can't do anything to you because you took antivenom before the encounter
>she gets annoyed and decides to constrict you instead
venom or no, she still has over a thousand pounds of muscle in her tail

>>47563396
I'm sure all that weight is totally "muscle"

>>47563288
A clingy Kejourou pushing her body against you must feel pretty nice. Especially if it's a fat-bottomed loli Kej and her pear body.

>>47563401
There is some blood and bone there as well yes.

>>47563401
The first thousand are all muscle, the other thousand not so much. She swears she'll lose it someday.

>>47563282
Monsters bullying during all high-school years, where are the teachers? Why are they not stopping this?

>>47563417
Too busy being bullied/bullying themselves. Maybe you should stand up yourself

>>47563417
>teacher notes there is a boy on the new class list
>gets excited
>turns to despair when he gets claimed before he even reaches the classroom, again.
>heavy drinking

>>47563417
Don't tell the Kikis, but her underwear is kind of transparent.

>>47563417
If I were teaching and had to deal with monster students, teachers, and monsters pretending to be parents, then the male students are on their own. I have my own skin to look after

>>47563416
Pinch the snek flab

>>47563387
But is there not something to be said about being stripped and lined up like livestock after a monster raid, as girls walk buy and inspect your goods.

Hmhmhmhm. With this nefarious new spell I have invented, Conjure Condom, no Monster will be able to make me have children, for I will simply enshroud my raped penis in plastic without them even knowing with this magic, preventing them from collecting my seed!

>>47563417
Miss Fairy has been trapped in a pencil case for the last three days.

>>47563417
Teachers tend to bully students too

>>47563433
I was hoping to see a kiki in transparent underwear.

>>47563539
I mean, if we don't have that yet, get to commisioning.

THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU HUMANS AND YOUR STUPID NAMING CONVENTIONS. HER NAME IS NOT MISS APOPHIS, OR MISS LILIM, OR MISS FAIRY, OR MISS WHATEVER. WE HAVE NAMES! SOME OF US HAVE TITLES! GENERAL DRAGON. DOCTOR MALEF. EMPRESS DEONORA. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CALLED YOU MR HUMAN? HUH? MR MERE APE? MR MERE CRAWLING BUFFOON HOMOSAPIEN KNUCKLEDRAGGING MAMMAL?

>>47563548
Calm down, soon to be Mrs MERE CRAWLING BUFFOON HOMOSAPIEN KNUCKLEDRAGGING MAMMAL

>>47563548
funny, but that is kinda true though, this dragon spitting facts

>>47563548
>>47563559
Yeah, it's a good point, even if Ms. Virginia Eggless got a tad too confrontational at the end..

>>47563558
It's funny because she's not a mammal. Do dragons lay eggs like harpies? Could I have a dragon egg omelet?

>>47563580
>Do dragons lay eggs like harpies
Ye, all mamono based on egg laying creatures are pregnant with an egg for a while before giving birth to it.

>>47563548
Miss Dragon is only upset because it reminds her she can't be called Mrs. Dragon yet.

>>47563580
You don't know that. She could be a scaled mammal, like some kind of flying pangolin.

I challenged an Ogre to a fight and she punched me through four walls. Now I'm in the hospital in a full body caste. I'm so weak and pathetic...

>>47563548
Miss unfertilized eggs

>>47563595
>type: reptile.
Nope.

>>47563601
Remember when they told you the world was gonna roll you? This is what they meant.

Pick a snek.

>>47563623
Viper aesthetic with constrictor body type.

>>47563623
I choose cow snake.

>>47563623
I choose all 4 sneks. Snenks.
>captcha: sssgjj

Imagine assaulting you cancer wife's extra soft, extra weak body right after she molts.

>>47563641
>sss good job
It's a sign you're a true snake lover.

snex

>>47563623
I want constrictor hugs but I don't think I'm man enough to handle them.

>>47563655
Start smol and work your way up!

snutthole

Telling the monster tyrant that democracy is non-negotiable

Don't be ageist against elves.

>>47563663
>monster tyrant
>negotiating
Imagine going up to the monster tyrant all brave and all, telling her that democracy is non-negotiable, only to be stomped out completely because she never had the intention to negotiate.

>>47563663
Monster tyrant smugly replying that she got 97% of the vote in the last election.

>>47563674
Some brave heroes will avenge you. They might even mention you by name when they behead her.

>>47563623
Lamias with abs and strong arms tend to be constrictors, don't they?

>>47563670
Ah yeah, Micks favorite whore world.

>>47562923
You mean demon realm beasts? They’re just animals with extreme gigantism though, which monster girls do hunt them.

>>47563659
That's the expression of a girl who knows she's a few sheds away from cracking your pelvis. Coo while you can.

>>47563707
I like smug girls--I think it's hot. Even if she's a bit violent.

>>47563674
The only option is to resist tyranny, then. She'll be voting with the other housewives in no time
>>47563678
Rigged elections do not count!

>>47563701
surprised they didnt become monster girls too, since seemingly everything does

I will not be bullied, I'm the one doing the bullying!

>>47563689
Yes that's the one. I even remembered why i liked it so much was because it made me realize my definition of monster girl wasn't anywhere near broad enough.

What a ride it is to get away from the 4chan definition of monster girl.

>>47563717
The souls of normal stuff like animals and plants are stated to be different from mamono, as well as simple stuff like sentience and mana. Humans have their mana, mamono have theirs, and there is natural mana too.

>>47563659
Imagine getting paralyzed by a mini basilisk.

>>47563663
>anon a weeks later later cooking dinner for his tyrant monwife

What a nice Friday evening, you know what that means

>>47563769
That tomorrow is saturday?

>>47563773
It's already Saturday.

>>47563774
Not for the US.

>>47563647
and there's nothing you can do about it

>>47563782
Why would I even want to?

>>47563769
https://files.catbox.moe/awpxca.png

>>47563735
isn't there some monsters that are formerly animals?

>>47563769
Going out with friends instead of staying in with an old lady?

>>47563769
Going to sleep early because I'm really tired

>>47563717
Yeah parts of MGE is like monster hunter where there is mutated animals that could be considered “monsters” at first glance that you can hunt with your monster wife and even sell some of the body parts of the demon realm beasts.

at what point should you tell your fox motherwife that you don't need her to keep doing things for you?

>>47563812
Not that i know of. All of the mamono species are stated to have been monsters, as in some kind of mythical creature, pre curent DL. The pig in the pic is just normal fauna in the MGE.

>>47563812
Yeah but we don’t like talking about them, which I like to believe those things are extremely rare while demon realm beasts are the majority.

>>47563834
>Yeah but we don’t like talking about them
Like which ones? Genuine question.

>>47563840
You can easily look them up anon, that are you new here or just trolling.

>>47563844
Link them then. I really don't know.

>>47563828
At what point do you tell your momster that you don't need her to keep doing you?

>>47563768
That was the fate of the first guy, nowadays they get turfed to one of her many daughters and help run the realm. It happens like once every 10 years.

>>47563850
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Cait_Sith
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Cu_Sith
There’s your abominations for the week happy.

>>47563769
W-wait auntie we can talk about this...

>>47563857
never. that's momster abuse.

are you a pedephile?

>>47563859
This is hilarious. What do you even want?

>>47563768
I don't think he voted for that

>>47563864
Pedephile here. We prefer the term "leg fetishists", to not be confused with husbands of mamono belonging to the sabbath. It does get confusing if you are both.

Ass men are the most oppressed group in MGC

>>47563870
You mean what monster girls I’m into? Well I’m mostly into abyssals and some of the regular basic monster girls like Wererabbits and Holstaurs nothing too much.

>>47563864
No, but I am lightly afflicted with hebiphilia.

>>47563864
this guy fucks bugs lol

>>47563875
I don't think he has a choice

>>47563889
It's true. As a man with a fat dumpy, I've been harassed and attacked by random monsters on the street more times than I can count.

At what point do you tell your momster she doesn't need to keep breastfeeding you?

>>47563904
Dr. Robotnik why are you on 4chan shouldn’t you be trying to capture that hedgehog.

>>47563909
At none. Why would i want my momster to stop breastfeeding me?

>>47563911
She's too fast.

>>47563890
Fuck siths instead.

>>47562646
I imagine the chesh is in the top 5 mons for difficulty in convincing to wear underwear.

>>47563889
We truly are. I just want to assfuck monster girls but all they want to do is get pregnant.

>>47563932
Just assfuck when they get pregnant. It's a perfect middleground.

>>47563909
you'll make her said if you go on saying silly things like that. there's nothing wrong with showing love to your monster, even if you're a little older than some close-minded people think it's appropriate to breastfeed from your momster! or for her to bathe with you, or for her to insist you sleep in her bed (just in case you have a nightmare)

>>47563911
to win the race! win the race! just win- just win- just win the race!

>>47563857
After you get married

>>47563928
She'd wear it, but it's always falling off due to her doing that whole fall apart rabbit thing.

All this breast feeding from momsters is reminding me of that strange addictions episode where some guys dubbed over the episode making the mc sound like he’s been kidnapped by the woman shown in said episode.

>>47563950
I like it when mean/aggressive monsters are nice and sickly-sweet only to their hubby/children.

>>47563954
He should be going skydiving with his adopted kitsune daughter.

>>47563964
Evil women being nice to you is a basic need in maslows hierarchy of needs.

>>47563966
out of the window?

>>47563978
it's an excellent trope for: dragons, apophises, vampires, ice queens, balrogs, and dark elves.
i would like to be doted on by an evil woman.

>>47563995
Also, greenworms.

>>47563973
help

>>47563962
>that strange addictions episode
The one with the literal manbaby?

>>47564038
Yes that one which I believe the guy’s name was Stanley.

they already inflitrated our society

>>47564069
Uh, what part of society is full of blue woman with tits bigger than their heads? Because I want to join that part of society POST HASTE.

>>47564077
go to your nearest deviltown

>>47564069
I'll take them both home

>>47563978
>>47563995
the issue is in the setting of mge monsters cant really do evil anymore, they at best can cosplay as being evil. they were defanged

>>47564113
The thread can make them evil. It starts with a single greentext.

>>47564113
>he issue is in the setting of mge
Rent free as always Mick. Keep seething. It's very fun

miss paladin cow will protect you from evil mamonos

>>47563962
Never seen it, but I've never seen those dudes really really into mom fetish stuff and breast feeding in any other light.

>>47564162
that's unfair. i'm not overweight.

>>47564145
>the evil Apophis has finally conquered the kingdom
>she orders the graped Pharaoh to commit a most despicably evil deed in her name
>the Pharaoh obeys
>she rips the tag off her mattress

>>47564113
anon, no, you see. You can't mix up things here anymore because the thread long ago drove out the anons who wanted anything but a hugbox. So now trying to challenge that results in one of two things
>hostility
>actual legal action if you drew an image and someone snitches to KC.
That is the stage we are at.

>>47563824
Magical beasts and non-sapient monsters do exist in the setting. Though never more than mentioned in lore as a passing thing. All monster girls hunt and eat something after all, and most profiles note that lots like animals or some kind of beast

>>47564172
I have this fantasy frequently, except instead of tearing the tag off of her mattress, it's doping her up with apophis venom and making her rape her teenage son.

>>47564168
Sorry anon, but when you bump shoulders with the adult baby guys its bound to foster some unsavory images. At least you and your holst wife will be very happy together.

>>47564183
>making her rape her teenage son
Are you the son.

>>47564183
Hot

>>47564183
>making
This is MGE boy, though I like your spirit. Non-con is a great fetish.

>>47564181
I forgot about the talking animals of the fairy kingdom, that its been awhile since I looked back into the lore again.

this is what will happen to you after you die

"demon noises"

>>47564195
I mean, not really, I'm a twenty two year old laboratory tech in michigan. But I self-insert as the son, yes.
>>47564199
I agree. Non-con incest is even better.

>>47564212
Yeah look at realm lore, most mention beasts of some kind.

>>47564213
all good boys go to mommy heaven.

>>47564199
This is an ISR thread.

>>47564228
What is ISR?

>>47564237
Are you new to monster girls anon?

>>47564242
I also don't know what ISR means.

>>47564237
Instant Spicy Ramen

>>47564224
I wonder if the snowy region has beasts like Fenrir similar to how the tropical and temperate regions have the giant boar, where each region has a different riding beast they travel with. I also remember some of the demons or it might’ve been Lilims that have giant pegasi they travel on too.

>>47564243
Interspecies reviewers. It was a monster girl anime from a few years back.

>>47564237
Thirding this

>>47564255
Oh that one, still never watched/read it. Been meaning to when I have time. Last I saw in the same vein was Peter grill or daily lives

>>47564255
never seen it. i like the harpy/owl girl in it, though.

>>47564248
>Instant Spicy Ramen
>Instant
Tell me more! I enjoy instant foods that allow a bachelor such as myself to enjoy a good home cooked meal without all the hassle!

>>47564237
>>47564260
It's an anime about whores, gay sex and furries, literally.

The autistic stalker that's been spamming the thread all day long for the last two years really likes it for "some" reason.

>>47564260
I thought of checking it out, but Mick's shilling here really discouraged me from it.

>>47564255
Ah Ishozoku Reviewers, I have no idea why people think that knowing the english dub names is normal around here, and hell since when are we using abbreviations?

>>47564268
I'm not even sure he even actually likes it cause he directly said he just wants it to replace MGE in the thread, since hating MGE is the only reason he's here.

>>47564255
Ishozoku? I had no idea it was called ISR

>>47564274
Nobody except a single insane shitposter tries to push it here anyway.

>>47564237
>>47564243
>>47564257
Ishozoku reviewers in English

Would that seahorse mamono impregnate me with her brood?
Uh, asking for a friend.

>>47564284
Considering that he only names a manga in english he's not even from here

>>47564284
I’m just surprised nothing else has replaced his madness yet.

>>47564290
No now stop being weird.

>>47564285
i was going to wtch it but i forgt

>>47564290
Yes, after kissing her the 7th time, you get pregnant with her babies.

>>47564268
You remembered mgs are fictional and have no virginity, right?

>>47563769
Danuki breath sniffing bonanza?

>>47564295
His honor was insulted, please understand that according to his logic this means he needs to dedicate multiple years of his life to throwing a tantrum.

>>47564295
Hard to compete with that turboautism.

>>47563957
I'm pretty sure that she still comes from time to time to visit you, since you're never big or old enough for your mom's embrace

>>47564323
Why would I have my imaginary wife be a whore when she could be better than a whore? Really man, if the sky is the limit (and it is since monster girls arent real anyway) then why limit yourself to bad ideas?

>>47564357
You just imagine her not to be a whore.
Anon this is the same level of argument where you say you can't get into hentai because it's not first person point of view.

>>47564357
Because he’s a mental masochist that loves causing mental pain on himself.

>>47564113
aight so on the topic of it, if monsters would be allowed to be evil what would you guys want to be the upper limit of that evil to be, they don't have to do the worst thing imaginable to be evil.

>>47564370
Make them yanderes that kidnap men against their wills and force them into marriage.

>>47564370
Jaywalking.

>>47564370
for example school bully monster who legitimately beats people up in school stealing lunch money except anon(or maybe she play fights him).

>>47564385
>deformed face
>pencil neck
2/10

Don't know why so many artists are obsessed with giving their characters pencil necks. It never looks good.

>>47563715
The law disagrees. Enjoy your new democratically chosen dictator.

Mamono rated by aptitude for the accordion.
>gremlin (they invented it)
>phantom (obviously!)
>vampires, wights. and liches (portable alternative to the 60ft tall organ, for the classy evil archnemesis on the go)
>shoggoth (produces a sound so incomprehensible that it cannot be heard, drives men mad)
>alraune and man-eaters (a lovely passtime while they're more or less stuck in the forest waiting for men)
>mad hatter (tea and a show, dextrous hands)
>dhampir (learned from her mother)
>automaton (makes some absolutely bitchin power metal after only a couple days of learning)
>lilim (dick starvation has made her go truly mad, only further endorkens her)
>bogie (undisputed queen despite her monster hands, will make you realize how beautiful an instrument it can be when she's not doing it for silly background music for a show or trick)
>krampus (naturally drawn to the instrument of evil schemers, has plenty of time and privacy to practice)
>obligatory harpies
>kikimora (ancestral knowledge, will epigenetically activate as soon as she picks one up, concerts for mastah every week)
>glacies (i won't explain this one, wait and see)
>satyros (alternative to the lyre)
>cupids, houries, and angels (alternative to the harp)
>fairies (when you coordinate a bunch of them, it's actually easy to do complex compositions because each one only has a couple jobs)
>ocelomeh (treasures from a distant land! she's really bad and often makes obnoxious noises on purpose, but can entertain the tribe with simple progressions. points for determination.)

>>47564398
People often don't understand the significant muscle structures of the neck.

>>47564404
FINALLY, a good fucking post.
But which mamono would be able to do a Weird Al style medley with one?

>>47564404
>>obligatory harpies
Gandharva in particular is a music harpy, needs a specific listing.

>>47564278
I predate that. You caused a thing, not me.

>Decide to move to MGC post portal
>Lots of available rentals but settle on the cheapest
>Slumlord nuki is showing me the apartment
>By the way anon the schools are really good around here
>Oh but Ms Nuki I don't have any kids
>She smiles and just says, you are about to

>>47564430

>>47564438
Haven't you got breath sniffing posts to make?

Will any of you ever witness and watch a monster girl fight or brawl in a Waffle House at 03:00AM?

>>47564455
A single man shouldn't be out at night.

>>47564413
Bogie will make Nightwish flow into Rachmaninoff flow into Weird Al flow into a gutwrenching 260 BPM melancholic polka. I hope you took advantage of the free popcorn promotion. Throw tomatoes to tell her she sucks, or throw a cucumber to propose to her right on the stage.

>>47564455
On an intellectual level, I recognize this is trashy and terrible.
But my lizard brain is like, "WOULD"

>the vampire and dhampir sisters faces when the Sun Mage they're fighting uses his Sunlight Magic to bathe them in the FIERY potent RADIANCE of the SUN

>>47564461
monsters ruin everything

>>47564478
>smug dhampir's face as her half bloodedness means she's only slightly bothered by it
>mage san gets knocked out and then raped by two dork sisters

>>47564488
that just means next time he needs to use twice as powerful magic

>>47564491
>mage uses garlic magic next time

>>47564455
I have no idea what a Waffle House is

>>47564494
Invents the Garlic Sun

>the Balrog and Pyrow master and minion's faces when they encounter the Water Mage who blasts them with his Ocean Beam spell

>>47564498
American restaurant chain known for low prices, being open 24/7, and a low class clientele. And employees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FliJTGOQ0fQ

>the Orc Raiders faces when they encounter the Soap Mage who douses them with his Shampoo and Bodywash explosion spells, removing their body stink and sweat and making them clean by force

>>47564455
>MGs not with a man at three in the morning
Nothing good ever happens past two a.m. Best to just call it a night beforehand.

>>47564509
I'm sorry, if Druella's being so lax on the warfront that humans are feeling free enough to become soap mages, then those porkers deserve a little suds behind the ears.

>>47564509
I'm even more interested in them now

MEOW!

>>47564544
Mrow.

>demon faces a holy paladin who uses magic
>he makes a little golden sparkle in his hand that floats into her and disappears
>she blinks, because nothing happened, and then smugly laughs
>suddenly, she notices a little light and looks above her head and sees a halo there
>"W-What...!?"
>her horns shrink and small head wings sprout in their place, tail shrivels up to nothing and wings begin sprouting feathers until they're covered in them
>she notices her blue skin becoming a very greyish shade with a golden sheen and her slutwear transforming into loose fitting flowing clothes of white
>her lipstick and thorny jewelry become yellow, gold and silvery with the red gems embedded inside turning blue
>the demonic eyeball scythe she wielded instead morphs into the shape of a shining spear with a prettier eyelashed eye carved into its head
>her womb tattoo turns into a glowing holy mark
>Paladin gives her a cheeky double thumbs up as she squeals at her now purified form in embarassment

This isn't happening and it makes me angry.

>>47564544

>>47564562
this picture is approaching being older than some posters.

>>47564569
Yeah, like posters for Deadpool and Wolverine, which is a very recent movie!

Remember, switching to your mg is always faster than reloading.

Koturday?

>>47564558
>transform a Demon into an Angel
>she still does contracts but this time she calls them covenants

>>47564593
>Be in major gunfight
>Running out of ammo
>Stupid meme six shooter; why did you buy it? Why did you equip it!?
>Getting way too serious
>Switch to your mg
>She shoots up the whole fuckin' place liek a baws.

>>47564594
Steady, girl.

>>47564598
Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

>>47564594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxtbNUqh3Sc

>>47564113
It is the one real downside of the setting. Age old scary monsters that still have vivid memories of the before times provide an acceptable alternative for me though.

>>47564558
Awful.

>>47564558
kys christcuck

>>47564558
I think you missed the fine point that MGE is a corruption setting at its core, this is canonically impossible, it only works the other way around.

Remember: Spiky tongue.

>>47564558
>demon faces a holsty paladin who uses magic
>he makes a little milky sparkle in his hand that floats into her and disappears
>she blinks, because nothing happened, and then smugly laughs
>suddenly, she notices a little light and looks above her head and sees a halo there
>"W-What...!?"
>her boobs grow and small cow ears sprout in place of her original ones, tail sprouts a poofy little cow ending and she begins lactating until it spills through her clothes
>she notices her blue skin become mottled with white with a milky sheen and her slutwear transforming into slutwear with a cowprint
>Her lipstick and thorny jewelry become cowprint as well, with the red gems embedded inside turning milky white
>the demonic eyeball scythe she wielded instead morphs into the shape of a pitchfork with a cute cowtail wrapped around the handle
>Her womb tattoo turns into a glowing milky mark
>Paladin gives her a cheeky double thumbs up as she squeals at her now holstified form in embarrassment

>>47564632
Much better, go for this instead, always.

>>47564620
Exactly, the demon is being corrupted into an angel.

>>47564656
Not how it works retard, the Demon is already a Monster, Angels aren't. Read the setting or fuck off.

>>47564622
And delicious milk

>>47564658
Oh relax, it's just for a little while. She'll get to experience the fun of falling back into darkness!
It'll probably give her a new perspective on why all those dark angels and valks are so especially debased and run off to Pandemonium right away.

>>47564718
No, fuck off christcuck, it doesn't happen in the setting.

What kind of prisons are monster girls sent to? Are they just sent to do a "time out" a few miles away from a city or is there an actual jail somewhere?

>>47564676
Anon thats a kot, a hellkot. She will floor you with paizuri and then once you give in you will sire her kits in due time. Are you truly ready to be paizuried by an overly aggressive kot that hasn't seen a living man in centuries but sure as heck hears of their virility? Times ticking, Tom

>>47564676
That applies to all monsters though

>>47564723
Sorry son, christ is gonna wingman you and help you hook up with your true soul soulmate angel/demon switch and you are GOING to like it

>>47564741
Your zombie will have to stop losing to iron chariots first.

>>47564741
Don't talk to the deranged fedora shitposter please.

>>47564766
Did I hurt your feelings insulting your inanimate idol, cuck-kun?

>>47564756
Its okay, zombie-chan is tough! She'll learn to ride them all and become the number 1 racer!

>>47564771
Angel-chan loves you anyways even if you're feeling prickly tonight.

>>47564780
I don't care things that aren't monster girls.

>>47564785
Demon-chan is looking at you with flirtatious eyes, be warned though: tempting either too much will land in a blue and peach sandwhich! In the end you will be fruitful and multiply

>>47564734
I want to be paizuri'd by a wan so hard and for so long I'll need a healer and a cast that people can sign. I dunno if my face can satisfy her meanwhile, but I'll do my best.

>>47564632
>Blue and white cow demon
Hmm...

>>47563548
I like when the little animal girls call me ningen

You should hangout with delinquents

>>47564994
Auntie please you are too old to hang out with me

>>47564994
Smoking is a disgusting habit

>>47565045
Unless it's out of an opium pipe or hookah, at which point it loops back around to being sexy.

>>47565052
I agree

>>47565045
Wrong, it's an alright breakfast

>>47565045
You're supposed to tease her into quitting

yo where's the random monstergirl picture spam?

>>47565119
Spam is disgusting and unhealthy. Kiki will be ensuring your diet no longer includes processed can meat

>>47565134
Summon the Hawaiian kiki!

>>47565134
kiki can't stop my self destructive dietary habits! I already know there's no giant dog-girl at the end of the rainbow, why should I care!

>>47565141
>>47565170
No more ramen, no more frozen pizza, and no more hot pockets. It's all home cooked meals with fresh ingredients from here on out

>>47565175
This is just an alp cosplaying as kiki, i.e. alp in dire need of being raped in the ass.

>right off the boat kiki meido disassembles, reassembles, and shoots 5 rounds from your ak47 at 5 wooden targets, bullseye in each one, in less than 1 minute
>looks you dead in the eyes
>gives you a sly wink and blows a kiss

>>47565189
>gives you a sly wink and blows a kiss
No, no.
>Shoves rifle into your chest
>"I disassemble you tonight."

>ywn turn a kiki dom just by being such a hopeless neet

>>47565189
Ok but can she make grilled cheese?

>>47565175
I can't afford that

>>47565189
Sorry kiki we don't shoot none of that commie shit 'round here. Only real American rifles

What is the MGE Monstergirls' policy on cigarette smoking and tabacoo?

>>47565394
https://files.catbox.moe/ihm634.jpg

>>47565404
its cool; i wish i didnt have shitty lungs that die due to mild irritation or use

>>47565404
something something demon realm tobacco that only makes you horny instead of giving you cancer something something

>>47564620
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_1.5:_Wilmarina%27s_Honeymoon

Nope

>>47565480
>dragon breath candy
>excited breathfag noises

>>47565518
No matter how hard you try, you will never make yourself relevant in this thread.

>>47564594
Koturday.

>>47565404
MAMONO MANA would protect their lungs, teeth, and breath, but it's bad to have that kind of thing around human boys so they'd probably use some kind of substitute anyway. There's gotta be more than one smoke able demon realm plant. I can see them tightly packing whatever it is so they they're stronger when it's SUCK.

>>47562609
I love skunk girls, but it's so rare to get any content with them without the farts mental illness attached

>>47565480
>GrandWurm of Gluhe
I wish to see the GrandWurm.
I am going to Dragonia to meet the GrandWurm.
I will bring my shiniest rock and place it at her shrine, or in her hands, or at the foot of her fat coils if they let me get close enough.
I am going to get tackled by the GrandWurm's security detail.
I will be deported from Dragonia.

>>47565480
What exactly is this supposed to show? Nothing here related to some kind of reverse corruption, as far a s i can see.

I have already alerted animal control
Those cats wont get me on koturday.

If you're having problems with overly horny beast girl gf, just take her to the vet and get her spayed. Not human = no human rights, simple as.

>>47565637
>Hello, animal control? I am a single man, living alone, and I fear for my safety. Please safeguard my home against any cat attacks. The key is under the mat, go ahead and inspect the interior as you like. Thank you very much.
>Certainly sir. Do you sleep with your underwear on or off?
>W-what?
>On, got it. We'll be over right away.