/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>*Munch*

Dragon nationalism is on the rise

>>47546320
Dragons DESERVE autonomy within their ancestral homeland, which just happens to be the biggest country with the best stuff in it.

>>47546403
They claim everywhere is their ancestral homeland which is the problem. They don't get to own everything

>>47546279
Getting fit so she can support the additional weight of all the fertilized eggs inside her

>>47546403
Anon, they keep claiming their 'ancestral homelands' as being any country that once had a dragon in charge.
They don't even claim contiguous borders!

I will introduce feminism to Monsters in MGC and run a talk panel discussing the concepts of it with curious viewers to try and help empower monster girls. I will show them that their lives don't exist solely just to please human males and be housewives forever and that they can exist perfectly fine without having to rely on human men. I will fulfill my orders from the Order to subvert their society and culture with divergent movements and philosophy.

>>47546558
>will show them that their lives don't exist solely just to please human males and be housewives forever and that they can exist perfectly fine without having to rely on human men
Men don't have tailpussy. Why would anyone have interest in them?

>>47546558
>Where is this weird human's wife? Does she know what nonsense he's babbling about in the public?

So i'm writing a tournament as part of a story, and i wanted to ask if it would be ok to ask for some characters ideas that the MCs group would fight against, or watch fight, from the thread. The tournament isn't terribly important, and i'm not much of a good writer either way, or at all. It its ok, then go to
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
and select 3-4 characters, and tell me some stuff about them, and about their husband if they have one(in case you chose 3 girls). Or you can make up an Orderite group, those will be participating too. Wouldn't want any important character to make it into my shitty story.
If its not ok, do tell me.

>>47546446
>They don't get to own everything
Human moment.

>>47546606
I'm not rolling anything, I'm just stealing idea from YuYu Hakusho and telling you to write a sibling duo (their mommy is an Echidna probably) where one sister is a buff Ogre and the other is a roper or a tentacle or parasite slime or something like that

>>47546606
>select 3-4 characters
3 cait siths
>their husband
Nobody
>tell me some stuff about them
They entered to bring glory to the cat kingdom by grabbing the first man they see. Until then they're prison gay and pretend they are perfectly happy with each other.

>>47546618
This is why I'm running against any dragon for public office. They should never be in power

>Wake up one day in a bright white room
>Two doors, one each on opposite walls
>The doors are made of glass
>A large window is on the wall behind you
>All are locked from the inside, meaning only you can open them
>The lights flicker and your hear some loud crashes and bangs
>As the lights come back on, you see various monsters desperately trying to get to you through the openings
>The door to your left has 5 cu siths with mamono rabies, clawing and pounding at the door, making progress in breaking it down
>The door to your right has 5 p'orcs with a fierce hunger in their eyes, pounding and swinging weapons at the door also working on breaking it down
>Suddenly you hear a voice from the window behind you
>A brunette centaur, with long hair, green eyes, and moderately large breasts gestures for you to come with her to escape.
Now that the stage is set, what's your plan of attack, Anon?
>If you choose to stay, both groups will break down the doors and rape you
>If you open one of the doors, that group will carry you off to their home and rape you there
>If you choose the centaur, your face will become very well acquainted with the equine reproductive system, also she'll become your one and only wife
>You may be able to convince the centaur to just take you safety without lewding you if you're genuinely a very charismatic person

>>47546751
I simply vote cow, every seat every election, they're the only party with my interests close to their heart.

>>47546805
Not even the succubus party?

>>47546781
Anon, when you make these scenarios, you're not supposed to make one option obviously worse to anyone who's not Irish.

>>47546781
>5 cu siths with mamono rabies,
I choose this one on the wild assumption that rabies means femdom sex.

>>47546320
Sex with dragons is also on the rise.

>>47546618
If you have everything, where are you going to put it?

>>47546781
Break the 4th wall and run home to my shoggoth and kikimora wives, while loudly asking our neighbor Nightmare to stop messing with my dreams.

>>47546988
Can the dragons prove that?

should seniors be allowed to date with fresmen

>autist neighbor screaming about Kunoichi in his walls again
I just ordered a hit on him through the dark webs. That fool will be shut up and then I will enjoy peace & quiet building my model rockets

Pyrows in cowprint bras/panties instead of cheetah print. Honestly this post is about how unfairly hot cowprint is.

>>47546558
>>47546585
I can't tell what's worst, a feminist wife thats annoying as shit or an amazoness wife that will possibly beat you if the meatloaf is burn

>your apartament roof has been leaking recently
>go to the upstairs neighbour
>it turns out its a holst that has no husband to milk her
what would you do

Slimes are evolving

Long silky strands

>>47547489
Call a slime cleaners to get rid of all the excess milk and somehow try to dislodge the slime from trying to drink my neighbor smaller after all the excess is removed. This'll somehow get me trapped with a newly minted milk-drunk slime and my now cup sized down grateful neighbor.

>>47547591
Kejourous are really sexy and need to show skin more often, even if the usual japanese dresses are elegant and all.

>>47547591
She looks a bit too old to be doing this

Minor annoyances you wish you knew before marrying your wife
>Ocelomeh - tail in face when trying to do something else gets fluff everywhere
>Demon - sound of pen clicking is very irritating after a while
>Ryu - need to hire excessively large venues for hosting her extended family (hebis)
>Gremlin - will freak out if she sees a single loose screw anywhere because it might be important
>Yeti - washing all her bulky clothes and extra-large and fluffy blankets is timeconsuming and hogs the entire washing machine
>Shog - no mobile data in the shogbyss
>Manticore - empty and hollow sometimes broken spines everywhere are pain to clean up
>Hellhound - although eyeflames rarely burn or ignite anything, they make showers with her become very very steamy
>Delf - impossibly difficult and well documented family tree she expects you to learn to the T
>Wurm - almost the only monster that is too heavy to go in elevators
>Inari - random old people asking your wife for advice and guidance

>>47547371
She can't even see him, that must be awkward.

>>47547713
Cute!

>>47547489
>Apologize for my insensitivity
>Call landlord to have the milk damage repaired (hopefully something can be done about the smell)
>Do some shopping and purchase a decent breast pump to offer as a gift
From there it'd depend on her response. I'm not opposed to touching the cow, but I'm not putting the offer forward.

which mamonos would do the car destruction bonus stage in street fighter the most efficient

What are these threads thoughts on paizuri?

>>47547860
I worry my dick will disappear in the fleshy mounds and a rescue mission must be mounted

>fall for a big curvy owl mage
>try to grope her
>get nothing but fluff
>she's actually a bean pole that's mostly feathers

>>47546781
>Cheshire teleports in
>She grabs you and teleport back to her home, saving you from this gay scenario
>Drink a cold one with her
>Destroy her ass
Good ending, best kot always win.

>>47547860
I would never haha

>>47547888
And then she says to you
>"Hey anon, want to sniff my breath?"

I wish to huff smelly chesh butt, and for her to teleport her sweaty NEET ass onto my nose and mouth at random moments during my day

>>47547818
A kraken

Name a better ending
protip: you can’t

>>47547713
>>Shog - no mobile data in the shogbyss
You just need to switch to a shogternet service provider(SSP) for short.

You can trust slimes because they are so transparent.

>>47547882
There are potions for that. She's going to look really fat afterwards though.

>>47547867
Sounds like you've already mounted it.

>>47547698
You don't want your mom and your grandma cheering for you during the school festival?

>>47547981
Don’t you mean Shog Ethernet Xpress?

>>47548013
They only ever go their to fuck their kids.

>>47547980
This but it's a nerdy arts major Oomukade that wants to be the next Hokusai some day.

>>47548034
But they already do that at home

>>47548038
After seeing the anime Miss Hokusai, I kind of want this

>>47548024
Unless i can get mobile data with shog ethernet, then no.

you have alerted the cow

>>47547713
Good thing chesh hasn't got any annoying habits.

>>47548085
Size difference is one of the many reasons why i like serpentine mamono.

>>47548040
Moms like to show off their kids though.

>>47548102
Chesh still thinks YTMND is the funniest thing ever.

>>47548040
Moms have always been showoffs specially to other moms

>>47547995
Well, most of the time.

>>47548116
Wait, it isn't?

>>47548102
None, never, all chesh's are good cheshs

>>47548105
what you wanted to be coiled or something? you want to get buried under hundreds of kilograms of snek meat?

>>47548195
Who would want such a thing?

>>47548195
I don't know if i can survive that much snek weight at once, but yeah. I love those slithery seductresses.

>>47546320
I want to go camping with a dragon in her monster form and use her wing as a tent while she curls up on the ground and falls asleep.

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Always keep an eye out for Succubi, lest you fall in to their grasp.

>>47548416
I read that as "lest you fall in love to their grasp"

>>47548416
what a terrible fate
imagine cuddling such a vanilla monster

>>47548375
Hmm, I'm sure they're exaggerating the danger

>>47548375
many such cases

>>47548410
most of the ghosts are pretty friendly these days

Monsters are predators.

The only way a wisp is going to get me is if she's a pear shaped loli

Another man, another victim to the wiles of a succubus
>"Dear, my shoulders are feeling a bit stiff, could you please massage them?"
Insidious

>>47548586
foxes are opportunistic scavengers

>>47548599
all monsters have got wiles, but succ might be the wiliest.

>>47548586
Look anon
I love women
And that's why I pay them to have sex with me for money
And I would never dream of hitting a woman
Until the second she decides to bite down on my neck
Then I start wailing away
I got to do something to get free and get out of that van

Anything new on the horizon?

>>47548648
No. Miss apophis ate the sun. Fatty.

>>47548594
MIght as well just broadcast your adress and specific fetishes to the eros faction TV if you are going to so easily give your weaknesses away like that.

>>47548668
it's okay. they already know

>>47548581
Ice cold ghost milk must feel great in the Summer

Reminder: You are a good person who deserves good things.

>>47548692
Bullshit

>>47548692
send pink

>>47548656

>>47548692
I'm so lost, I'm barely here
I wish I could explain myself, but words escape

>>47548692
Nah

i really really do not like green monsters. if i see a green monster i will panic. they are my achiles heel. green is a scary colour. there are many dangerous things that are green. crocodiles. poison ivy. green bullets. so please, whatever you do, DO NOT POST ANY GREEN MONSTERS. thank you.

>>47548745
Ok. Have a grey one instead.

>>47548745
>there are many dangerous things that are green.
>green bullets.
While being shot at is bad in general, I don't believe people are going to shoot kryptonite bullets at you.

>>47548745
Greenworm

>>47548760
this one is dangerously greenish

>>47548769
Green tips are armor piercing rounds.

>>47548791
Are you sure? Look closer.

>>47548745
Keep her away from yellow paint

>>47548804
damn corpse. im going to have to love the warmth back into her dead body until she's more of a pinkish or blue hue.

I would sell each and every single one of you to the Eros faction for a bag of chips.

>I'm not even an ogre, you dumbass. Stop making Shrek jokes.

>>47548850
You'll never catch me alive, dead or undead!

>>47548850
>bag of chips
That would be too generous in my case

>>47548851
Yeah, I'm a dumb ass (donkey)

>>47548851
oh, so it's okay to make shrek jokes if it is an ogre?
disgusting.
people treat ogres with such mockery and disdain. what did they ever do to you?
ogres are more than some animated movie for children. justice will only be served when men sit down with an ogre and watch several of her favourite movies while they feed eachother popcorn and end up cuddling.

I need a heroine to save me now
I need a heroine to save my life
A heroine will save me just in time

>>47548877
You're holding out for a heroine?

>>47548873
They are French and eat onions, disgusting creatures from the swamps

>>47548873
t. Ogre who's favourite movie is just mamono shrek with a female ogre and a prince.

>>47548877
Anon, this is an intervention. We need to talk about your heroine addiction.

>>47548804
I want a Kej to do this to me.

>>47548873
Buff ogre movie buff

>>47548873
But her favorite movie series is Shrek, she even liked 4 and called it a great take on the male mind as he learns he has responsibilities greater than himself. She babbled a bit psychology and honestly it was over my head, but I like it when she babbles

>>47548873
her and anon after they try and fail to watch all of the movies in a marathon.

>>47548692
She can't fix me

Fuck jubjubs. They're so annoying. I'm gonna put them in their place!

>>47548886
The ogre has fallen in love with the prince!

Do you like legs anon?

>>47549148
needs more legs.

>>47549042
I want to be bitten and sucked dry.

>>47549154
I bet you want her to hug you with her wings the whole time too, don't you?

>>47549148
legs like that, hell yes

If raping is sure to result in marriage then you must rape!
Druella said that, and I think she knows a little bit more about rape than you do pal because she invented it, and then she perfected it so that no monster could best her in the ring of rape.

>>47549186
>she invented it
How did a virgin invent rape?

>>47549225
Honestly, i'm starting to doubt all of these claims about this supposed "rape master" called Druella.

>>47549236
Is that a heckin fox maid!?

Scary green monster

If I agree to fuck the monster and give her what she wants then she'll leave me alone afterwards. It's a fair arrangement.

>>47549042
I need myself a big batgirl to molest

>>47549148
Always did like the Oomukade.

It is all fun and games visiting a Ryu temple till the daughter of one of the hebis starts following you.

>>47549284
I'm here for the Ryu, I think she's starting to get pretty lonely and frustrated that all her hebis keep stealing the eligible men out from under her nose.

>>47549279
How does she push shoulder buttons?

>>47549250
>>47549236
Fox maids are very versatile. She helps you clean out your snack stash and keeps your bed warm.

Guys, I want to go flying with my harpy wife. There any potions that give temporary wings that I should know of?

>>47549360
ask a gremlin to build you a jetpack

>>47549360
You could cast levitate on yourself.

>>47549361
>>47549365
But then how would we relate to each other...

>>47549374
Don't ask me, i'm not your relative.

>>47549378
Are you not technically related to your monsterwife by virtue of being married? Really makes you think.

>>47549386
Well, i don't know about technicallity, but as long as mamono and men have some common ancestor every relationship is cousin marriage, and therefore incest.

>>47549279
Auntie please you are too old for videogames

>>47549408
Delf hands typed this post.

Monsters that would like licorice?
Monsters that would hold a licorice candy in their mouths and kiss their husband while passing the candy from mouth to mouth, back and forth?

>>47549444
>Monsters that would hold a licorice candy in their mouths and kiss their husband while passing the candy from mouth to mouth,
This but jabberwock with a dormouse.

>>47548586
Need sauce. Saucenao, Google and Yandex turned up nothing

Fuck demons. I strongly dislike them for tempting me to do sinful things. They should go back to Hell where they came from.

>>47549490
Angel hands typed this post

an mg so old that she was around when bread was invented

>>47549519
For such an MG to even exist she would have to predate several Chief Gods. Imagine the hagness.

>>47549519
>The forbidden sleep mouse
>Sealed away for thousands of years
>Was originally a mouseman
>High level magic user
>Superb thieving skills
>No one can even detect her presence, even when in plain sight of everyone
>Crouches and goes invisible in front of even the highest level dragons
>Monsterized into a large mouse when the current DL took over
>Transformed into dormouse as the shrine she's sealed away in just so happened to be deep beneath Wonderland
>Constantly dreaming and scheming how she's going to take over the world
>Wants to make her evil palace in the shape and color of a cheese wheel

>>47549558
>color of a cheese wheel
Depending on how old a cheese wheel is, it can go from off white yellowish to light ocre. That's a bit unspecific.

>>47549567
Ask her and find out which color she's thinking of.

i am fucked up, i like my monstergirl stories with drama, i like it when the mc dont want to be with the monster that is after him and it takes him a while to accept the girl.

>>47549602
ok

>>47549602
> it takes him a while to accept the girl.
And then the god emperor of mankind sacrificed a hundred lolis to power the chastity field and save humanity from the horny parasites.

>>47549331
she doesn't. that's why the game is so difficult, all she has for damage is the throwing knifes and bombs

>>47549602
i find them hard to jive with
too much angst

>>47548745
I DO WHAT I WANT!!!

>>47549360
yeah, Redbull gives you wings :^)
but on a more honest note, there probably exist a spell or potion that makes you have wings. Magic in monster girl settings is powerful enough to make monster girls, so it absolutely can be used for such useless purposes as well.

>>47549490
>Fuck demons
don't mind if i do

>Want vampire wife
>Go to nearest spooky castle
>Open vampire coffin
>It’s empty besides a note
>Sorry Anon but the vampire is in another castle!
This is the third castle I’ve been to, where are all the vampires?

>>47549186
And from that day forward any time a bunch of virgins are together in one place it's called a droo!

>>47549717
The midnight aristocracy will never be outwitted by a mortal.

>>47547713
Yeti-chan wears a medium but always buys baggy XL tshirts

>>47549676
I would say being able to fly is far from useless.

>>47549717
>>47549728
well fine, guess I'll marry that cute dhampir instead

>>47549717
You'll find her at the eighth castle.

>>47549360
Just marry a Nightgaunt at that point.

Which kot is best kot?

>>47549791
Big clean kot

>>47549791
the big one

>>47549790
I forgot Nightgaunts even existed. They need more art.

>>47548745
Someone make a image of a crocodile girl holding a gun that is shooting out green bullets while she is also surrounded by poison ivy so we can strike true terror into this anon.

>>47549791
manticat

>>47546606
>Phantom
>Lava Golem
>Cheshire Cat
zomj.
>Phantom and Cheshire confuse and distract the enemy so that Miss Lava Golem can fuck 'em up.
>Miss Lava Golem doesn't really like the fighting, but her friends are really into it and she wants to support them. Also she thinks cute boys will be there and is CONSTANTLY tempted to simply smoosh into one and make off with him after each match.
>Miss Cheshire doesn't really like the fighting, but wants to support her friends. Also she thinks cute boys will be there and is CONSTANTLY tempted to sneak off and BUTT FACE them, even during fights.
>Miss Phantom doesn't really like the fighting, but thinks there's GREAT STORIES in the overall experience and is looking to use them to fuel her art. She's constantly at risk of messing up her illusions to take notes on the real action for those future stories.

Chesh is best girl, btw. By a lot.

>>47549811
I know how to scare him.

>>47549805
Hold on, not everyone should get the largest kot possible. It's very important to select a feline sized according to your needs.

>>47549686
>Hey kid, you wanna nanoja?

>>47549806
Yeah they’re kinda the only abyssal girl that gets pushed to the side compared to the other abyssals.

>>47549828
Tell me, sir, I am looking for a kot who loves:
>Cuddles
>Blanket time
>Brushing, petting, and ear scritches
Which kot is the right kot for me?

>>47549828
support your reasoning

>>47549791
Cait.

>meanwhile up in Heaven's upper, more secretive reaches...
>...lies the Chief God of the previous generation
>descended directly from the original Chief God, and ruled before the current Chief God that the Order worships today
>but nowadays she's retired, and lazy
>very, very lazy
>she literally does nothing
>sometimes Angels and Valkyries try to sway her to join the current Chief God and turn the odds of the war with the Demon Lord in their favor
>she just tells them to go away, she doesn't care about wars or puny mortals or affairs of the mortal or demon world below her notice
>she just wants to watch television
>that's all she does
>just sits on her cushy celestial throne and watches her golden television all day while drinking ichor
>the Demon Lord thought she could use some more happiness in her life and once tried to offer her the new ways and got told off as well
>even Eros doesn't think she could fix her
>it's just how grumpy ninety million year old ten winged deity retirees are...

>>47549828
and my needs is for big kot
in fact, i deserve 2 bit kots

>>47549666
You reach for your metal and I reach for mine

>>47549844
Fuck I want to fuck big sis.

>>47549828
Tacocat is pretty cool, but she really needs a drawing of her bathing like the one Jinko has cause jaguars like water too.

>>47549843
>Tacocat at home
>Nekomata
>Jinko (tell no one)
>Werecat (but expect to be swiped on occasion)
Basically all of the cats.

>Small kot good
>Medium kot good
>Large kot good
>Extra large kot bad for your pelvis but otherwise good
>They're not all good for the same reasons but they all need love.

>>47549858
Ocelomehs just need more art in general. Their bodies are peak cat.

>>47549846
>ten winged
Imagine the wing hugs...
I will fix her.

>>47549866
>Three months later...
>Anon and Retired Chief God are vegging out on separate couches watching reality TV and eating bon bons.
>Mamono reality TV
>Nothing but the WORST of it, too. Manticores being dumb assholes, Pyrows lighting shit on fire because it's "cool", that show where a Leanan Sidhe has to try to make art while being given random drugs (the meth episodes are always the best), etc.
>Just... the worst stuff.
>Now you don't want to do anything either.
Chief God always wins.

>>47549844
You. I missed you.
>>47549864

>>47549686
God I love hags

>>47549916
She's young at heart, anon.

>>47549602
I don't need angst, but I do like a slow-burn romance with an emotional payoff

>>47549934
It's instant happy ending, read the setting.

>>47549945
then why isn't druella married?

>Casually throwing holy water in the faces of hellhounds
Keep those dirty mutts away from me!

>>47549945
When you write the stories you can do whatever you want. A little angst is fine. Gives time to flesh out the characters.
Frankly I adore stories with just a touch of angst. Mamono having to work a bit to make their target fall in love with them leads to all sorts of fun ideas.

>>47549947
Those books have some really awkward stuff in them so of course they simply do not exist.

>>47547713
>you and wurm approach handcranked elevator
>attendant rushes up to you
>"Sorry. Excuse me. Your lovely wife. We cannot lift you at the moment. Can you wait a few minutes?"
>uhhh k np
>he turns around and cups his mouth
>"ALL HANDS!!!"
>...
>nearby door bursts open
>bunch of dudes and sweaty muscled up beastwomen in headbands and undershirts run out
>unanchor the Big Rope, plant their feet, give a tug test, then nod in unison at the attendant
>"Thank you for your patience. Right this way."
>you and wurm get on
>platform bobbles underneath you and everyone stumbles and grunts
>attendant closes the little bamboo gate, smiles, and bows at you
>"LIFT!!!"
>a dozen voices cry out HYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH
>platform goes up an inch at a time
>wurm flattens herself to the floor with huge eyes, yanking them all forward a step
>HONEY WE'RE FLYING
>yes dear

>>47549916
I'm not into harems, but if Senko comes with a free Shiro then I'm buying an extra ring

>>47549985
wurms are precious and I will defend them from anyone who tries to bully

>>47550001
more foxes for breeding is always a good thing

>>47550001
it's okay to have 2 wives if they're each half size

how will would mgs do in the jurassic period?

>>47547995
sleight of hand magician slime who's so fucking good that you still can't see it coming

>>47550004
No one would EVER bully a wurm.

>>47550015
For missionary

>>47550017
For pronebone

>>47550015
Not for lewding; only headpats.

>>47550017
Ditto.

"Yeah, cry." The Hellhound says as she leans in close to your paralyzed form she pinned against the wall with a single claw. She had a sadistic grin etched on her face as you felt her hot breath against your face, tears streaming down your cheeks. "Cry like the little bitch you are." She commands, before licking a tear from your cheek and tasting your fear. She began to laugh, and you descended into a full blown panic attack, powerless to stop her...

>>47550093
you are wrong

I choose to not associate with foxes.
I will not associate with foxes.
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of foxes.

>>47550104
>immediately crumbles before the first fox to notice him

>>47550103
They are too smol for lewding, Anon. You must only gently pat their heads and explain that you are proud of them.

>>47550104
you can't stop here- it's cow country

>>47550113
Can't crumble if I walk straight through them.

>>47550115
>Cow
>But also a fox
Not fair.

>>47550098
My tears activate the motherly instincts of a nearby Bogey, Holstaur and Wurm, who all come to my aid and smack the Hellhound for acting up.

>>47550114
They're hundreds of years old, Anon. They need to fuck.

>>47550124
I'm sorry but they are clearly smol children who need to be read bedtime stories about mice who drive cars by saying "Vroooom".

>>47550127
The lolibabas are very close to putting you into timeout for this slander.

>>47550138
That's ADORABLE. But who will make them their choccy milks or tuck them in at night if their parent is "in timeout?"

i have it on good authority that wurm milk tastes like tangerine sorbet

>>47550098
God, that's hot

>>47549480
Okitsune Gal Katabami-san

cuddlepede

>>47550181
oomukade? More like longukade, amirite?

>"Oh dear, looks like you got hit by a truck and died in an unfortunate accident in your world... Even worse, you awoke in this world full of hungry, vicious Monster Girls that would have surely attacked you and claimed you for themselves... but not to worry! I, the ever watchful Angel, saved you by taking you up here into Heaven before that could happen! Now you won't have to worry about some Monsters trying to steal your essence, anon! I'll protect you from now on!"

How mad would you be?

>>47550373
corrupting an angel seems kind of fun. i can show ms demon my halo collection

>>47550373
I can see them...

>>47550373
... Do I get wings?
I can cope with the potentially very long wait before she gives in to the dick and if I get to fly around.
And if she doesn't then I'll Icarus my ass from 55,000 feet above Zipangu.

>>47550373
Being up in heaven sounds pretty nice desu. I'd take that deal.

>>47550385
i think doing the opposite could also be fun, because becoming a monster seems near inevitable, it sounds more fun to try your hardest to keep an angel from becoming corrupt till the very end

>>47550373
ask if she has television up here, id be fine if there was tv or other entertainment

>>47546279

>>47550457
Why have chair when have waif

>>47550457
Hey that's pretty good

>>47550373
Haha oh nooo a big tittied Angel is keeping me all for herself I'm sooo devastated by this just like the Demons will be when they see me clinging so tightly to her later haha oh no this is horrible.

the monster girl invasion will start from cosplay conventions

>>47550373
I wouldn't be mad. I know I die alone, so being single in heaven is just par for the course.

>>47550481
oh no

>>47550481
>tfw the girl with the very convincing hellhound cosplay drags you into the bathroom

>>47550481
>See voluptuous woman cosplaying some kind of busty, slutty Raven
>Oh no
It's too late for me, bros. Save yourselves!

>>47546279

Fat tittied monsters with inverted nips

>>47550526
some very odd proportions going on here

>>47550550
Fat tittied monsters with BIG nips, nips you can really latch on to.
And pudding comes out of them based on what her hair color is.
>Anything on the rainbow = fruit (cherry, strawberry, raspberry, etc.--it depends on the exact color)
>White = vanilla
>Blonde = butterscotch, but SOMETIMES caramel!
>Brown = chocolate
>Black = BLACK LICORICE. AVOID.

>>47550581
what strange bogies wonderland gives rise to. Could also be a new slime species, a bit more thick like a custard

>>47550550
Fat tittied monsters hags with inverted nips

>>47550602
a rare chance to counter attack when sweater-napped

>>47550657
>anon counterattacks
>1 damage
>1 damage
>1 damage (critical hit)

>>47550581
>black
>avoid
I’m getting my satyros with sloshing jagermeister tits and you can’t stop me

>>47550734
That literally made me shudder in revulsion, Anon. Good job.

Wurm?

>>47550885

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that not only does Tanu-Co. Give you a lunch break but you also get a 30-minute love break with the waifu!

>>47550885
I am very sleepy, but yes, wurm. Would wurm with wurm doing wurmurings.

>>47550927
Going on vacation, anon?

>>47550927
I SEE MISS WURM'S WURM WARREN!

>>47550928
>Give you a lunch break but you also get a 30-minute love break with the waifu!
Bring in a holst wife and you can combine both breaks drinking milk and loving for 1 hour

>>47550885
worm

>>47550373
Pretty mad if it's the christian heaven
>your reward is kissing someone's ass for eternity
Hard pass

>>47550978
>Tanuki boss slams her fist on the table.
>"See anon? This is why you are getting a raise this afternoon once I get those lactation drugs!"

>>47550991
ms WW got it going on

>>47550991
>Blowjob is most dangerous
[Desire to know more intensifies]

>>47550928
>you also get a 30-minute love break with the waifu!
Good thing my Oni fits easily in my office

>>47551056
if anyone needs me i'm on break

>>47550928
But what if I don't have a waifu

>>47551056
God fucking damn, look at all of that MANA.

>>47551076
You will be assigned to a member of the CEO table or one of their daughters

>>47551105
The company charity auction is a front to purchase single men that work in the office

>>47550928
why not work from home?

>>47550644
Didn't know alps came in different flavours
I wonder what causes this

>>47551170
big blue dominant desk demon...... or pencil pushing determined diligent dog?
choose your boss

>>47551255

>>47549846
Anon the Chief gods are literal psychopaths

>>47551299
Big alp harpy breasts!

>>47551321
only the biggest for (you)

>>47551326
Alp impregnation to embiggen the breasts even further!

Wurms Armageddon

>>47551344
>Wurmageddon
Wurmageddon it on

>>47551344
thats what they call it when it rains wurms

>>47551374
more like when all the wurms come out of the earth after it rains

*distant jingle bells*

>>47551574
We are in the middle of summer calm down.

>>47551579
It's why they're so distant, anon.

>>47551574
Thankfully she and the yeti can't handle the heat in my area

What spells do Eewwl Meghees even cast?

>>47551656
>silence
I can't think of any others

>>47551656
>It is said that when locking eyes with them, one's head will space out; one will become unable to think of anything
They are masters of Hypnosis.This one has 100% accuracy.

>>47551574
I don't wanna let them in

Pissed off angry jabberwock Gamer reviewing Nintendo shitcube (it's a piece of fucking shit and the disc look like chocolate chip cookie)

>>47551819
every now and then I get a good retarded lel out of this place

>>47551650
>He doesn't know

Owls are some of the ugliest creatures on the planet IRL. Owl mages are no better.

>>47551845
your getting da big wing hug for that

>>47551859
If I'm getting wing hugs, it's gonna be from superior harpies like jubjub or black harpy.

>>47551845
t. Simon Cowell

>>47551819
>ART BY KC?
>...
>KC MY ASS

>turning monsters into jubjubs to see how long they can last before they joob their minds out

>>47551940
who lasts the longest?

>>47551940
>kikijub desperately trying to clean but keeps leaving a mess behind her
>keeps going in circles until her mind melts

>>47551945
Probably horny and or insane monsters. Stuff like Hatter and Shog are pretty used to the vortex of arousal in their minds and know how to use it and control it.
Dragons and Hakus would probably be one of the easiest to break.
>>47551952
Hot.

>>47551945
sheep and dormouse just slept through the whole ordeal

>>47551955
>proud haughty dragon jubs so hard she's a birdbrain forever

>>47551897
Calm down mick

>>47551980
ah yes, evolution

We need more vidya mamono pics. Where is my Oomukade obsessed with extreme vanilla otome games.

Did you know jabberwocks lay chocolate cream filled eggs? You should try some

>>47551952
>>47551955
>kikijub joobing in a pool of her own fluids
>shogjub too busy trying to adapt to 3d living and linear time
shogs win once again

>>47551952
my almonds are activated

>>47551952
>wurm jub flappy her wings with great effort
>lifts an inch off the ground
>"look anon! I can fly!"

>>47552041
does wurm brain cancel out jub brain?

>>47552031
I'm all for shogs, but the way you just described it made the jubshog seem pretty boring.

>>47552008
>Oomukade obsessed with extreme vanilla otome games
Danuki playing Steam Prison with her favorite Route and love interest, The Bodyguard Route with Eltcreed Valentine romance.

>>47552044
same software, different hardware

>>47551952
you would help your poor jub maid, wouldn't you anon? you wouldn't leave the poor girl in such a stressful state right?

NEED
DEMON
WIFE
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>47552008
What monstergirl would play my cringe dinosaur park simulators and throwback shooters with me?

>>47552103
Me

>>47552103
Anubis

>>47552103
>throwback shooters
Those are going to become very popular with mamono, if you know what i'm saying.

Goat mamonos like the smell of your smegma

>>47552169
>Satyros
>Baphomet
>Krampus
>Chimera
Any other goat monsters?

>>47552197
You need to go ro your nearest mountain range and discover more goats yourself

>>47552197
Particularly oooooold demons, devils, and lims. If they've still got their hooves or funny pupils, you're looking at an ANCIENT evil and there is a 1 in a billion chance of you leaving without being claimed by the primordial hag finally stooping low enough to try dick for themselves.

>>47552251
ineedherineedherineedherneedherneedher

Place a pack of sugar cubes in a garden as a peace offering to the ant girls

>>47552278
That’s how you get ants in your pants.

>>47552278
No, no peace. Your house is in their path, it will be assimilated.

>>47552278
I like the image of tiny any girls treating sugar cubes like endermen taking blocks

>>47552262
Careful what you wish for. Those old fashioned ladies are all verbal contracts and blood pacts. You won't even get the pretense of being shown the fine print.

deem

>>47552278
Mamono appeasement never works, and only leads to ruination Do not negotiate with those beasts brother.

We are fine as long as nobody fucks alps

>>47552360
>order gaurdsmen that tried to ward off succubi with food

>>47552363
I'm sorry, I just came balls deep in my former best bro

>>47552371
Did the balls touch?

Any stupid ideas?
I had one where a lamia coiled herself and could go down large stairs like a slinky

>>47552397
Anything wurm

>>47552397
Isekai MC with guns and cheat skills still fails to defeat lilim

>>47552397
showing ms. mantis my ylyl folder

>>47552397
MGE version of the "death cage"
Naked bee girls rub their body against you till you cum

>>47552397
Spiderverse but its lilims

>>47552397
Vampire chef that cooks with garlic

>>47552397
Dark mage realises she's old when she looks at her servant and goes "ara ara"

>>47552441
>honestly I don't get this crying thing humans have with onions
>SIX cloves? ah fuck, ok, maybe if I squint really hard
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>47552441
isnt garlic acid to vampires?

Vampire that only sucks out blood plasma so she can be rated pg-7+ and get access to shotas

Lilim sneaking into order city and performing a cute, harmless puppet show just to cheer people's lives up a bit (while the invasion is planned)

>>47552409
Because Lilim is even bigger military nerd than him.

>>47552487
I feel like its gonna end up as snake vs ocelot in mgs3

>>47552476
Vampirism in some places is considered a disease (lycanthropy is similar in that end) and garlic is considered a cure for the affliction

MGE wise
>Additionally, they are weak to garlic, and just smelling it will diminish their reasoning abilities, and render them unable to think straight. Were one to put it in their mouth, their rationality would completely disappear, and they'd end up going wild and seeking pleasure just like the original variety of succubus.
like most things in MGE, garlic is horny plant but only for vamps

>>47547713
>Glacies - on cold days, when you kiss her on the tummy you might end up stuck to it
>Automaton - she goes on flight mode on planes and so will be sleeping the entire time if you wanted company
>Vampire - expects you to get a taste for wine quickly, and will not settle for you just describing one as simply 'good'
>Spooder - once you learn how to climb on her construction webs and not her sticky webs, you can avoid most of her traps (although not the angry spooder)

>>47552528
>marinade a vampire in garlic sauce for a week

>>47552535
What's the resulting dish?

>>47552535
>vampire embarrassed that she "acted like a common whore" with the things she did to you in her haze

>>47552556
gyaru vamp and ejection from midnight society

>>47552528
WRONG
DRAGON GARLIC
>This steak is flavored with Dragarlic [6], a mamono realm plant that grows in Dragonia. This spice complements the fragrant smell of mamono realm lizard flesh and helps your appetite, so you don't have to think about the amount of meat! Dragarlic also has a pungent odor and changes the unpleasant smell of human breath to an attractive aroma known as Dragon Man's Breath! If you eat the steak before sex, a man's spiritual energy will be strengthened enough to be exchanged with mamono for three days and three nights, and the "man breath" is sure to keep the dragon in that intention

You don't even know how much stuff around you can turn into mamonos and rape you at any time

>>47552324
You already sold us on her--you can stop making her sound EVEN COOLER.

>>47552633
I knew something was off when I was screwing in fresh bearing cartridges into my bike yesterday and it made weird sounds.

>>47552397
Hakutaku that dipises google

>>47552397
Whitehorn inside playing a Pokemon game in the middle of Summer, complaining about the awful weather (sunny and hot), saying she can't wait for it to get better (snow and freezing).

>>47551574
soon

this image but manticore is the one stroking my chin

>>47552663
>Haku can instantly tell that the essay was written by chatgpt
>gives you an F with just "AI slop" comment written in red ink

>>47552352
I will not rest until I see a picture where demon's tattoos are skai art watermarks