/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47541653
Nue looks the same regardless of whether she is female or male.

the gaysokyo thread wasn't even that long ago anon...

>>47541653
I pick Rinosuke and he gets turned into a cute girl

>>47541732
Or you might get turned into a cute girl instead. But let's be honest here, this ain't going to happen because Rinnosuke is no one's favorite Touhou.

>>47541737
>Or you might get turned into a cute girl instead.
K-KISAMA!!!

>>47541653
no since I'm not gay or bi

>>47541653
Absolutely not. Without the fuckability she would just be bro material. I'm cool with that though, we can be bros and wingman each other.

Reminder that fags don't go to Gensokyo.

>>47541653
no

>>47541890
>>47541900
>>47542153
I'm not gay, but is love only skin-deep? I feel like I'd at least give it a chance.

>>47542222
Take my opinion with a pinch of salt because I am admittedly a shallow man but I think physical compatibility is a big part of making a relationship work. You probably have friends and you like these friends. You might even have a favorite among them that you would consider your best friend, yet you presumably do not want to fuck this friend no matter how much you like him as a person. That is because that aspect of physical compatibility is missing. I imagine this would be the case too if your favorite Touhou got turned into a man.

Now let's turn OP's question into a real conundrum. What would you do if your favorite Touhou got turned into a man and he was as interested in you as you were in the woman he once was. He knows you don't want to date him let alone fuck him, yet he is convinced that he can change your mind somehow.

Excuse the picture, it's the only one I have saved of a male Touhou.

>>47541653
Give me lube.. tons of lube..

>>47542277
I'm both affection-starved enough and easily swayed by emotional heartfelt pleas of passion that I'd be willing to give him a chance.

>yet he is convinced that he can change your mind somehow.
This alone makes it intriguing, both to see what he could do, and that turning him down after a (presumably) heartfelt confession and desire would be overtly cruel.

>>47541653
Yes because I'm gay

Whats a Touhou?

>>47542452
>turning him down after a (presumably) heartfelt confession and desire would be overtly cruel.
You are a kind hearted man.

>>47542277
This is a hard one. Let's railroad the question and say that no amount of boundary shenanigans, shapeshifting magic, Eirin's shady drugs, prayer, or beating up Seija can turn her back.

I am not at all interested in being physical with another man. Going from a traditional romance to that might just break me. You must understand that EVERYTHING your senses knew about her are now wrong. Smell, touch, her mannerisms, timbre of her voice, appearance, how she moves, you name it. Our bodies are wired to pick up on the subtleties of the fairer sex, that bond of unspoken communication is now broken. Both literally and figuratively and every possible meaning: what fit together like a glove is now an incompatible mess. This isn't even getting into the possibility of children dropping to zero.

If we gave turning her back a shot and all avenues failed, then I'd probably try to keep it up for a while or drop the relationship there. I have no interest in lying to her and bottling my feelings. If it wasn't Gensokyo I'd look at moving towns since just seeing her again would be too painful. Since it is Gensokyo that's going to be tough. I can't cope with calling her dead to me either since it wasn't her choice in the first place, and it would hurt that much more knowing she's giving her best effort to try and make it work.

The image is funny, but I wouldn't want a relationship like that.

>>47542452
Male Nue still looks hot and I'm not gay the Nuenners is just that powerful

I don’t know if I’d date male Sanae, but 100% still be bros with him.

I guess that means I’d have to try wooing Alice so she could animate our Gunpla.

>>47542116
Ironically, fags will be the first people to visit Gensokyo. Things that are forgotten by the annal's of time are the first things to show up there, and heterosexuality is a concept that simply cannot be forgotten.

>>47541653
I never wanted to date my favorite Touhous.

>>47542277
>He knows you don't want to date him let alone fuck him, yet he is convinced that he can change your mind somehow.
Wh-what does this entail?

>>47542867
Don't worry, he won't touch you or anything.

Depending on which 'hu he was before at least.

it hasn't even been a month
>>47541653
yes, i would

>>47541679
It's been weeks. WEEKS!

>>47543078
How? I want to know! I need to know! (I'm not gay which is why I'm very curious, just to know what to prepare for haha)

>>47542733
Fags sure as hell are not forgotten, especially nowadays. In the past they warned against and banned faggotry. Catholic priests were always pedos and fags nowadays are everywhere and are celebrated.

>>47542642
I just think that, with something like love, it's so special and wonderful that callousness can't be considered.

Deep down, the person is the same at the core. Even with what >>47542651 says and there are changes in the mannerisms, voice, etc., the Touhou you love is still there. And what's more is that she clearly would want to still be with you. Despite whatever magical ailment troubles her, she doesn't want to give up on love. It's hard to find that kind of loyalty and desire out there just for you. That she would bear her soul and emotions out there for you shows an incredible amount of vulnerability. I think giving him a chance is the absolute minimum you could do. And who knows? Maybe things work out. Love conquers all, after all.

And all as a disclaimer, I'm not gay. I just really like love, and touhous.

Really, it'd be more gay to turn such a Touhou down since you know they were a girl before.

>>47545351
You truly are a man with a lot of love in his heart. Few people would have that kind of dedication to the concept of it. At least in this scenario it would be a handsome man. Better to be top shelf gay than garden variety gay.

>>47542277
>>47542651
My take at that point is that you'll have a simple choice to change yourself to become a women in order to continue the relationship.
A choice between mental or physical homosexuality, or losing the one you truly love in this world who loves you back. A cruel choice

I think boyhus are just as cute and I'm not particularly bothered by the idea. I just like people, so if I like them and they like me, I'm happy enough.

>>47548504
>you'll have a simple choice to change yourself to become a women in order to continue the relationship.
Honestly that seems like the best option, I'd take that. You get your Touhou and get to have a normal relationship, just inversed. Like >>47548538 Seija here coincidentally. Bratty boy.

>>47547188
The prince... He's so cool...

>>47542277
A better scenario would be had your waifu of ten years suddenly been turned into your husbando (by some evil wizard idk)

Would your pre-existing emotional investments and life spent together change things?

is this some stealth fujo thread again

>>47551136
Yes. Probably. The chances are very high.

>>47551136
Fujos don't self-insert though

Boys are gay

>>47541653
>>47542277
I like this idea, but to mix it up and also because there are many Touhous I would be willing to date.

https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/

How would this 2hu-turned-Boyhu try to convince you to keep dating them, and do you think it would work on you?

On one hand, a boy who steals corpses would probably put me on edge, and I imagine a cat's first instinct would be to give a dead thing to someone they liked. However, I can't deny cats are still nice, even corpse-stealing ones. If Orin had some hidden charm I wasn't aware of, I might be interested.

>>47551136
Whether women enjoy watching me tenderly loving malehus doesn't matter to me nor does it affect my enjoyment of tenderly loving malehus

>>47541653
I'd be friends with Kaguya but I wouldn't date her if she was a man.

>>47541653
shou? no, and i wouldn't hang out with her either if she was just some clumsy alcoholic guy.
sanae? still no, but i'd hang out with her
unfortunately i'm not gay enough for my love to penetrate the penile barrier

>>47556704
>i wouldn't hang out with her either if she was just some clumsy alcoholic guy.
But that's the best part

>>47555017
Uh

>>47557094
put in some effort and say something anon, we're not here to do the work for you

>>47541653
a) I'm not gay
b) I don't want to date Rumia (my favorite Touhou), I just think she's cute and nice

>>47557094
Well, don't just stand there, mouth agape, say something. If Parsee likes you that's gotta say something about your character

Yes. Look how cute Boygasa is! >>47541678
Honestly i'm not gay but i think i'd be willing to date most of the non human genderswapped touhous.

>>47558362
How weirdly specific, what's wrong with humans?

>>47557130
I do not think I would like Yuugi as much as I do if she was a man. She would just be a frat boy at that point.

>>47558461
They lack the novelty aspect.

>>47558535
So you're a special kind of degenerate who gets off on the idea of being with a monster. How do you get your sick kicks?

good morning I still want to molest Aya-kun.

>>47559185
Why is it that girl aya molests (you), but (you) molest boy aya? How does that work?

>>47558535
This but also they don't stay young and cute forever.

>>47559257
The scholars from the last genderbent 2hus thread have determined that while humans are always getting molested by female tengu, it's actually the opposite with the males and male tengu are fatally weak to human cock
it has been observed that aya-kun regularly gets molested by old men in the human village

>>47559163
Yes. I want my trophy wife and what better trophy than one that does not exist anywhere else in the world?

>>47562806
Don't you mean trophy husband? And considering the power of youkai, wouldn't you be the trophy husband instead?

>>47573796

>>47573796
That is one handsome Sakuya.

>>47541653
no way fag

heca and her big brother other selves

>>47581611
Does dating Hecatia just mean you get constantly gangbanged by him? That sounds scary

Ever since I accidentally clicked on these threads I've been having fantasies about handsome male Touhous seducing me. I'm not gay so why is this happening to me?

>>47581836
You're bi

>>47581873
But I just said I'm not gay

>>47581894
Yes? Gays like men exclusively. You like both women and men.

>>47581909
Well how do I stop the gay part?

>>47582104
Why do you want to do so?

>>47582149
Well being gay is bad, and embarrassing. And it feels sad that I'd date a Touhou whether they were a boy or a girl

>>47582241
Some people are simply "born" gay, it's certainly unnatural but since it can't be fixed you should just live with it. It's ok to be gay, as long as you don't publicize it openly nor base your entire personality on it like the lgbtbbq+ crowd do.

>>47584926
So that's it? I'm just stuck with the desire to have handsome Touhou boys I like act cool and sweep me off my feet and give me compliments? And there's nothing I can do to get rid of it?

>>47585770
anon, if you like it, you like it. It's not like we're reporting you to the gay police. You'll be much better served exploring this new facet of yourself and trying to figure out if there's anything adjacent to that which you also like.

>>47585770
Do you realize how silly you sound? It's not like something like that would really happen. And to get seduced by guys you would have to be in gay spaces. Which you don't have to do.

>>47585770
You can't get rid of a desire, it's an essential part of who you are. You call only avoid giving into it.

>>47586405
>It's not like something like that would really happen.
:(

sexybanki

>>47586829
I was just trying to calm him down...

>>47586871
By saying dreams never come true? You can't work through an identity crisis if you don't have a Boyhu there to help you figure everything out

>>47586923
I don't think it's very nice to bully someone who is undergoing an identity crisis even if (and especially since) they have such negative view of homosexuality. They might just end up with an even worse view and some weird sexual complex. It's really best that people figure these things on their own.

>>47586947
>They might just end up with an even worse view and some weird sexual complex
Imagine getting teased by a boyhu when they find out you have a crush on them but won't admit it and still insist you're straight! I wonder how each one would go about doing so.

I think Anon should get bullied and teased until he gives into his true feelings!

>>47587006
imagine having tall and handsome boyhus teasing you daily and finding every excuse possible to shamelessly flirt with you and touch your body all the time! Imagine them making you come out drinking with them and then when you get drunk they sweep you off your feet and carry you home!

>>47541653
Seeing as the only person who I have blocked on pixiv is some disgusting fag that keeps drawing genderbent art of my waifu; I don't know...

how would your boyhu get along with their original counterpart?

>>47587006
>>47587048
Bullying and teasing about conflicted feelings isn't nice, don't do it!

>>47587279
2 Okinas and 2 Yuumas sounds like hell for everyone.

I'm not gay, I just want someone a dude friend who can show me where all the classy bars and cafes are where we can talk about dude stuff.
Also, I don't feel the same threat-level coming off the malehu images? It's kind of weird.

>>47593557
So you feel more relaxed around malehus, and you want to talk about "just dude things" with them? Satori-kun can read your thoughts you know, you should be more honest...

Satori-kun would pass out within a second of seeing me from the sheer force of my homoerotic lust for him
Koishi-kun is just cute, I want him to sit on my lap and feel my erection

Gonna ask teacher for extra credit!

>>47599637
I don't know what you're implying, but if you're trying to say that I'm some kind of loon who prefers men.
If I were to visit Satori, it'd be to because he has so many cool and cute pets and I respect someone so studious that can take care of all of them!

>>47600060
You forgot to finish your if statement Anon. You know Anon, you seem very unwilling to admit your feelings. Maybe that's why you're attracted to Satori? He can read your mind just like he can read his pets' minds and know what you really feel and what you'd really want. Even if you're deep in denial, he could corner you and cup your chin in his hand, and pull you closer to him. You'd no doubt be breathing heavy, being so close to him, smelling him and feeling the heat of his breath... and then he puts the collar on you!

As a fag, I would not want to date my favorite touhou if she was a dude. There's a difference in what's appealing in a female character and male character.

With that said, have a cute Malemu.

>>47600334
Well what Touhou would you date as a dude and why? What are those differences?

>>47600349
In terms of the male designs I've seen, Yuugi has some of the better ones, so I'm going to go with her. Otherwise she doesn't rank super high in my list, but as a male he'd be an unbelieveable jacked rowdy chad with some oni-like features. What's not to love?

For female characters, physical prowess is pretty meaningless, and I'm not really into female characters with '' are you a strong person!?!? let's fight!!! '' type of fight autism, but it's completely fitting for male characters, even kind of cute. And of course, a muscular body is just mandatory for a husbando. I think male Yuugi would fit my ideals pretty nicely.

>>47600166
"Oh? Oh my! Okuu was telling the truth?!" Orin squealed, upon seeing my collar.
I closed my eyes tight and pinched the bridge of my nose. I knew this moment would come, but it didn't make this any less horrid.
"Let me see! let me see!" She bounced over to me excitedly and stood on her toes to get a better look at the thing.
"Don't get so close." I warned. The cat smelled of corpses after all.
"Oh hush, I just want to get a closer look at the thing. Seriously, you're such a baby when it comes to woman you know?"
"With YOUKAI woman." I corrected her. She rolled her eyes.
"Sure, I bet if you met one of the town Oni MEN you'd go together like peaches and cream." she rolled her eyes. "Now let me see... oh wow, it's got a cute little yellow heart and everything!"
yes, it had a cute little yellow heart, was made of a stamped white leather, and had white little frills that peeled back at just the right angle, a real piece of craftsmanship.
"Congrats on getting promoted to being Satori-Sama's pet, I guess I can't bully you as much now that we're on equal terms." Orin said gladly.
"Pet? I'm his servant you malicious feline." I insisted.
"Yeah, cause it's totally normal for people to put collars on things that aren't pets, maybe you're a slave instead? Come off it, if you dislike the thing so much, why don't you just take it off?" She said, her hands on her hips.
I thought about it for a second, it's not like I had to wear it all the time right? Surely Sir Satori wouldn't mind if I took it off when I wasn't serving him specifically...
No. It was given as a gift and he'd figure out somehow and be hurt by it. I owed him a lot for saving me from Former Hell's street when I had nothing, giving me a home, a job, and some dignity. I can handle a little public shame, it's not like being a human wasn't already a stigma around here. Besides, everyone else had their own flair and it did make me look like I was a little closer to Sir Satori so...
"I'm not taking it off. I don't need to justify that to you." I insisted to the cat.
Orin opened her mouth to speak before a deft hand came around her ears and caused her to swoon in comfort.
"Now, now Orin, I told you to knock off all that bullying didn't I?" Sir Satori said.
"Y-yeah." The cat said, totally lost.
"Alright, then why don't you be a good kitty and finish your chores?"
Sluggishly, Orin nodded and quickly pranced out of the room thereafter. That's when Sir satori turned to me, smiled smugly and said:
"So, you like my gift since it makes us look closer? I'm glad." He said.
I cover my face in embarrassment.
I'm straight, but this popped into my head and I'm expelling it like a curse.

>>47603089
Satori-sama is so cool...

>>47603089
I like it, Anon
that's MASTER Satori to you.

>>47603089
I'm so glad this thread has a high congregation of straight men, I for one was really nervous. Thankfully I feel reassured that things are alright and this is normal. To read these kinds of stories and self-insert.

>>47603089
"Eheheh, that tickles!" Okuu said as I continued to preen her feathers.
An onlooker might think this is an affectionate scene, and it was I guess, but it's also for my own safety. You see, Okuu is supposed to get rid of intruders and also has a memory that isn't so good. That's the real reason why I'm doing this, so she remembers me as someone who's she not supposed to blast.
At least the crow's nice enough while she's not battle-crazed.
"What's all this then? Some familial bonding?" Sir Satori said as he walked into the room and took a seat next to me on the couch, a mite too close...
"Satori-Sama!" Okuu cried, switching to his lap and rubbing against the man's face.
It's kind of enviable, how easily Sir Satori gets along with his pets. Although I shouldn't complain too much, he's taken care of all of them for such a long time after all while managing Former Hell as well. It's remarkable really.
"Did he preen all your feathers Okuu?" He asked the bird.
"Yup! Every single one! Oh wait!" The bird said, putting a fist into it's hand. "I'm supposed to preen him now right? I'll get right on it!" In a flash, Okuu jumped behind me and started to needle and bit around my hair until some alarm or another called her away, leaving my head a mess.
"Ah, incorrigible girl... I should go fix this." I said, making to get up, before a soft hand was placed on my thigh.
"Stay, won't you? I can take care of it." Sir Satori said, pulling a comb out of his pocket.
I relinquished and allowed him to mend my hair, trying not to think about the deftness of his hands, that pleasant smell, or effeminate stature wrapped in comfortable looking laced-lined clothing.
"You have such nice hair, perhaps you should grow it out?" He mentioned as he put away the comb.
"Unfortunately sir, it grows in layers." I shook my head.
"Oh nonsense you..." Sir started before yawning "...just need to condition it properly. Say, lend me your shoulder, I need to rest for a spell." He said, leaning against me.
He's so, well, soft. I could hardly try to repel his request. And just as well, within maybe a minute I was also asleep.

"See what I'm talking about Okuu?" Orin said, pointing to the two.
"See what? Satori-Sama sleeps with all of his pets doesn't he?" Okuu asked innocently, a finger on her lip.
"Yeah, but he's never had a human pet before you know! And that guy definitely has an above average affinity if you know what I mean!"
"That he also likes Satori-Sama? I like Satori-Sama too though? Is that bad?"
Orin palmed her face, struggling to explain. "No it's not bad to like him, it's bad because he might like him too much and do something dangerous! You remember that bear we got awhile back? How it almost attacked Master?"
"Ah, so Okuu should get rid of the Human pet before he hurts him? Can do!"
"No, it's... a different kind of fight! We have to make sure the pecking order is respected for Satori-Sama's sake you understand? He always becomes infatuated with new additions and loses focus, so we gotta make sure nobody crosses a line!" Orin said confidently.
"I don't get it. Should I blast him away or not? I guess not because he preens me? hmmm"
The two pets both agonized in frustration for different reasons.

I think I prefer tomboys

>>47608952
Spy in our midst!

>>47608952
Wow, Tenko-kun, what big pecs you've got!

>>47608619
Making Orin jealous by being such a good pet!

>>47609071
Hey Tenko-kun, can you tell me more about your incel babysitter?

Myouren Temple

no way

Kagerou-kun is horny. How will you deal with this issue?

>>47613864
Down boy, down

>>47614044
B-But what if he starts associating the bottle with being horny and starts getting MORE horny when you spray him?

>>47614267
T-that's absurd! Water bottles are all canines' weakness! It should be impossible for him to get used to it! As long as I have the water bottle, I'm safe!

>>47613864
>>47614044
>>47614267
>>47615155
Kagerou-kun conquering his fear of the spray bottle! Kagerou-kun tackling you on the bed and the bottle falling to the floor and away from you! Panting hairy wolf right on top of you, having been denied for too long!

>>47582241
>>47584926
Now kiss

>>47608619
This thread is making me question things about myself...

>>47616243
Nah sorry, being gay is ok but I'm not

>>47600334
Reimu is already pretty boorish and rude, her becoming a guy would barely change anything...

I want Momiji-kun to force me into a white wolf training session in the middle of summer! I want him to start getting hot and pulling his shirt off so I can see his glistening muscles!
For purely normal reasons, of course!!

>>47629384
"Hah, hahhh, just a second, please..." I said falling to my knees, then on my back, exhausted.
"No breaks, I need you ready for the Tengu blood games and we're not going to get there if you're taking a breather every hour." Momiji said, but I ignored it, too tired and delirious to process the scolding.
The 'Tengu Blood Games' were one of those 'Red Team' exercises where people deliberately allow intrusions to find weak points in their own defenses. Momiji thought that the rest of the Tengu weren't taking human invasion seriously enough, so enter me, a scavenger he'd arrested a few weeks prior, who chose to voluntary participation over whatever else they do with captured humans.
'Probably paper work, ah, maybe I should've just done that instead' I think as I strip off my sweat drenched shirt, throwing it to the side.
"What are you stripping for! Get your battle garb back on this instance you disrespectful monkey!" Momiji said, flustered.
I waved a sweaty hand in the air, too tired for a reply and in the same instant Momiji was straddling me, a knife to my throat.
"There. You see how quickly this can happen?" He leaned in close, I can feel his hot breath against my face. Why was he panting though? Had he also been exhausted? "Now you're at my mercy and I can do whatever I want with you." he said in a low tone.
I wasn't scared in the slightest, I knew Momiji wasn't the vicious type, he was rather gentle and lenient in fact. But for this same reason, rather embarrassingly, I could tell his grip holding down my hand was not as tight as it could be and that he face was close enough for my own to reach it, 'biting distance' he would say. Damnit, it may have just been Youkai physiology was something to behold, he had power, muscles, but a lithe stature as well and a slim, handsome face, so gentle it could be confused for a girls, were it not for that serious expression of his.
The same expression that was looking at me with something more then discipline in his eyes...
A clicking sound and a flash distracts us both.
"Ah! Sorry! I didn't mean to, well I did want the picture, but uh, sorry for uhm...interrupting!" The voice said before a pair of wings bolted out from the bushes
"Aya! Get back here! I'm going to seriously break that camera!" Momiji yelled, wasting no time retrieving his broadsword and giving chase.
I watched them speed off for a spell and collapsed back onto the grass, taking my rest while I could.
In legends, it said Tengu's mission in life was to tempt those away from true enlightenment and I wonder how someone studious and honest like Momiji fit in that role, now, feeling my heart thumping in my chest, I think I have some idea.

idk

>>47629384
>>47633829
Momiji is so cool, who wouldn't get nervous with him above you...

Personally I'd still prefer to be kidnapped by one of the crows, because I can't hope to keep up with the physically demanding trials the wolfs have, regardless of how soft their tails may be. Hopefully someone like Aya or so wouldn't demand a human like me to do anything strenuous!

the worst and most disastrous yorigami brothers
shion-kun towers over everyone in gensokyo, especially if he corrects his posture. Jo'on-kun has a complex about this.

>>47633829
>In legends, it said Tengu's mission in life was to tempt those away from true enlightenment and I wonder how someone studious and honest like Momiji fit in that role, now, feeling my heart thumping in my chest, I think I have some idea.
lewd

>>47640331
Even as boys, they are both still the worst. Avoid like the plagues they are.

>>47633829
wow, I wish I could be pinned down and have a knife held to my throat by boymiji too

Copping a feel of Seiran-kun's butt when he bends down to get more dango skewers!
Getting him all flustered because they never really did sex stuff on the moon!
Offering to teach him more!

>>47653342
You shouldn't tease rabbits like that, if you end up flustering a rabbit too much, you might trigger their instincts and they'll imprint on you!

>>47653342
>>47653861
>>47541653
Bnuuy

>>47653861
will he sulk jump into your face and run around in circles?

>>47655062
he'll thump and pout

>>47655062
>>47655095
Please, treat your bunnies kindly. You never know when you push them too much!

>>47655213
mine plays with my dog a lot and he seems happy to see my dog whenever he is back from a walk

>>47655542
That's nice! Mine just looks and acts cool but is truthfully very clingy, needy, and neurotic

>>47665717
God I want to be princess carried by Remilia
Female or male is fine

>>47665811
Even if he's shorter than you?

>>47666598
ESPECIALLY

scheming mastermind Futo-kun.

I really liked this drawanon's work

>>47679813
haven't seen him in a while now that i think about it, i hope he's okay

>>47679813
that's hot..

>>47541653
I would love him but not romantically.
Well... I can't give you a 100% sure answer as I really like my favorite 2hu. Maybe I would end up being tempted while drunk or some shit.
Males are for being cool bros with, not fucking.

>>47686701
>Maybe I would end up being tempted while drunk or some shit.
Would that be so bad? A night of fun, and then the next morning you'd either feel more comfortable, or at least could say you gave it a chance.

>>47686739
It's not that deep.
I'm just not a fan of dicks, I have more than enough with mine.
Sexual compatibility is vital on any healthy relationship, you shouldn't force yourself if you aren't into it.
It could happen once or twice because life can be really unpredictable sometimes, but it's not something I would actively seek for myself.

>>47686861
>Sexual compatibility is vital on any healthy relationship, you shouldn't force yourself if you aren't into it.
Maybe I'm just a romantic, but I feel like this would be much less important for me. As long as they loved me.

>>47693974
Flan-kun in his cute shorts makes me feel things.

Whoops, didn't mean to reply.
Male Junko is cute too though.

>>47705171
This but with Hecatia (friendly and gentle)

Orin-kun

>>47541653
You're gay

>>47712035
Would you rather be gay and have your dream lover (+ penis), or be straight and alone?

>>47541653
As a bi anon... I fail to see the problem.

I'm dipping deeper and deeper into danbooru in search of cute boys

"Hey! Come on, come on! Let me suck your blood okay? You're my servant so you have to do what I say right."
I rubbed the bridge of my nose and carefully calibrated the tone of my response. "Young master, if you did such a thing, I would be rendered a thoughtless ghoul who'd die in the next morning's sun."
"Eh? What's wrong with that huh?"
"I can't cook subconsciously." I told him.
"How impudent." He huffed, crossing his arms. "If I was a girl you'd let me feed on you no problem, that's it isn't it? You wish you were serving my sister just like Sakuya don't you!?"
I sighed and reached for the knife in my waist coat. I took off one of my white gloves and made a clean cut across the palm and held it out for him. "If you're so intent, so long as there's no biting, this should be fine."
His eyes darted to my hand, totally entranced by the saturated hue of the blood welling up in my hand, for a moment he panted in anticipation, almost sticking out his tongue before recoiling.
"Oh, disgusting! You think I'll just lap it up out of your palm!? I'm not so charisma-crazed as Remilia, but I'm also not gonna demean myself like that!" He complained.
"Well, I suppose I could use it to season your lunch instead. I'll prepare it now before the ingredient goes stale." I said, making to leave.
"Wait." I heard, turning to the vampire once more.
"Maybe, just one taste? It is freshest now after all?" He asked timidly.
I reached out my hand and no sooner did he touch his tongue to the blood and then forgo restraint and furiously began lapping up the red liquid.
Sakuya would later joke idly about "Man's Best Friend". This workplace is seriously deranged.

Totally straight thread

>>47541679
>gaysokyo thread
The what??

>>47724104
>>/jp/thread/47019005
the first particularly successful gaysokyo thread

Is boy patchy stick or thick? Which would you prefer?

>>47732488
stick, like he's unreasonably thin. I've never liked Fatchouli as a concept though.

>>47720678
"Uggh! I can't believe them! Turning me down like this!" Flan said as he tore up a letter.
"Young master, is there something wrong?" I asked him, as I began to sweep up the shredded correspondence.
"I invited Reimu and Marisa to play and they both refused! Maybe I should pay the two a visit soon..."
"Oh, I wouldn't do that, not if you're trying to court one of them that is." I told him.
"And if I was, why would I bother taking your advice? I don't see a woman on your arm, probably don't have the guts is all." He scoffed.
"Well guts and confidence is one thing, but when that doesn't work outright, dogging a girl is how you get them to hate you." I remarked.
"Okay sir chicken legs, what would you do in my place? Winge and beg?" He laughed. "Probably something boring no doubt."
"I think I'd pay them a visit with some home-made snacks, give them an earnest compliment, spend awhile, and invite the girl out if the mood is good." I reasoned.
"And then they reject you right? What're you going to do then? Go home with your tail between your legs? So pathetic, human men like you."
"If they're happy, the worst that I've done is have a pleasant afternoon with a girl I fancied. Better that then to linger on someone I'll never have." I shrugged.
"Just like I said, chicken legs! Chicken legs! That's why you'll be all alone when you die!" He jeered.
"Well that's just plain not going to happen, I'll always have you after all." I pointed out.
Flan continued to laugh for a moment, then stopped and looked confused, before an amber blush took over his face.
"Y-y-you can't just say something like that!" He yelled, throwing his hands up in the air.
"Why's that? You're probably going to outlive me I think and I don't plan on losing this job so-"
"No I mean, saying things like 'I'll always have you', that's what people go on about in those shoddy plays my sister forced me to attend! It's not something you say to another guy!"
"Come now Young Master, real life isn't so romantic. Ah, but I must say, if you were to show one of those two that rosy expression of yours they might be enthralled in a different way." I said.
"Whatever! I'm leaving! Don't come calling for me!" He ordered as he ran off.
From the darkest shadows of the room, a fowl creature made it's presence known, Sakuya: the most elegant maid emerged.
"Isn't it great, teasing the Young Master and Mistress?" Sakuya said dispassionately as she put the lens cap back on her camera.
I sighed. "Don't say it like that, I just worry he'll drive away the few friends he does have, then my work will surely be much harder."
"Won't you miss having a little brother to dote on?"
Maybe, I was the youngest of three and it was nice to have a surrogate sibling, even if he was a bit of a brat. I'm not telling this perverted maid that though.

Toutetsu-kun (About to be fucked to death)

big strong hong

I'm straight, but why does the thought of being molested by youkai boys feel so alluring? Like imagine being a regular villager just trying to get by but for whatever reason these brats just won't leave you alone, and there's not much you can do about it.

>>47585770
Use wormwood, quit carbs and sugar, and do deworming routines. Faggotry is the result of genetic damage caused by sentient parasites (social and intestinal, jews and worms) doing to humans to make us ideal cattle.

I couldn't give you a certain answer. On one hand, I'm sure I'd warm up to it, but on the other, it'd change the dynamic a good bit. I'd be a hell of a lot more harsh and rough. My Kanako would go from endearing woman to embarrassing, overconfident man.

>>47585770
It sounds to me like you're more of a submissive type than anything, and there are plenty of tall, dominant women out there that would also sweep you off your feet and compliment you. The issue with gay relationships in reality is most gay and bi men are whores, and they don't actually love you and might not be able to feel love at all. All they care about is sex and using people to get off, which is why they base so much of their "culture" around fetishism and casual sex. These relationships do NOT work out in the long run, and they will only make you feel good temporarily until the puppy love stage wears off and you realize they're a horrible person that doesn't care about you at all. Also, gays are just as, if not more, emotional and bitchy as women. So it's not like you're gaining anything from being with a man instead. I will also note there's a reason that bi men ALWAYS end up settling down with women.

>>47757216
The hands of a tall, dominant woman typed this post.

>>47757224
get this tall dominant woman out of the boyhu thread!

>>47757224
>>47757234
Whether Megumu is a boy or girl, her personality is basically that of a man...

>>47541653
Mokou is already boyish so whatever

>>47758882
"Eh? You're jealous of my height?" Mokou said.
"Yeah, woman love a man over six feet I hear." I told him.
Mokou snubbed his cigarette on the stomp he'd been sitting on and stood, going from a comfortable conversation height to where I had to crane my neck to look at him.
"Being tall's not all that great kid, even with girls, they all might seem like they look up to big guys, but if that were the case there wouldn't be a short person in the world now would there?"
"Ahh, that's just 'cause of how genes work or something, your teacher friend could explain it better I think, but I know for a fact they prefer taller men. It's all about how you can see out farther then shorter guys, makes 'em feel safe." I said confidently.
Mokou took a second, nodded, and asked "Is that what they think?" He asked, before sweeping his arm around me and pinning me to a tree. "Or is that the way you think?"
I was up against the nape of his neck, that naked little part that the first button would cover up, and it smelled like charcoal.
"Hey what're you doing?!" I asked as he pressed against me.
"That's what I wonder about you actually. Why do you come out here everyday, spending time with me. And when I fancy visiting the village, it always you that seems to greet me first, in fact, you seem to be the only one who approaches me." Mokou asked, his voice growing quieter.
"It's 'cause yer' reclusive. I worry about you a little is all." I said, my own voice getting a little quieter for reasons I don't understand.
"That, or your-"
"Mokou! Are you here? I heard yelling!" A woman's voice called. Keine's in fact.
The man himself cupped his hand around my mouth and pulled me with him back behind the bushes. I sat between his legs as he held my stomach close with his other hand.
The teacher continued to call and rustled around the bushes a bit, but found nothing for her efforts, it wasn't long until she made her leave, mumbling something about "There would be an inferno..." as she left.
Finally Mokou released his grasp, immediately stood up thereafter, and began to walk away. "That's it for today, don't be telling other people about that 'tall guy' nonsense alright? It'd annoy anyone else." He waved.
I squeezed my arm a bit, wondering what the hell that was all about.

>>47720678
>>47735742
>>47759111
These stories are like sweet little advent calendar treats, always a joy to read

>>47759111
This is one 2hu with the capability of getting anyone flustered whether or not she's male or female

Do one for Kanako!

>>47541737
>Rinnosuke is no one's favorite Touhou
He's my favorite

>>47779302
bam

>>47779310
How would their dynamic change if Rinnosuke was like that and Marisa was a boy?

>>47773484
"You came to pray again? Good. I'm fortunate to have a dutiful follower like you" Kanako said as he walked into the shrine room.
"Yes, I had a moment and I thought I'd see the sunset on the mountaintop so-"
"Don't get up." He said, putting his hand on my shoulder and forcing me back into a sitting position.
"I wonder what your wife thinks of this? Spending so much time away from your family." He asked, taking a seat behind me.
"I'm uh, not married Kanako-Sama." I told him.
"Really?" He began, reaching around my waist. "I just assumed at your age you'd have gotten married, such a shame. Maybe you should pray for romantic fulfillment?"
"I wouldn't want to impose such a request on a deity such as you Kanako-Sama." I answered, as he reached his hand inside my robe.
My muscles began to tense up as his body pressed into my back and he rested his chin on my shoulder. I should break out of this, tell him off, but I just couldn't, it wasn't because he was a god it was-
"What are you two doing here!?" Kanako yelled, looking at the two girls who fell out of the doorway.
"It's a young girl's duty to spy on yaoi!" Sanae declared.
"All these years, I've wondered why you've been single. I had my suspicions, but I guess you really do prefer the stranger sweets." Suwako chuckled as she gave Sanae a slap on the head.
"S-s-silence you..." Kanako seethed.
"Uhm, Kanako-Sama, I don't mind continuing somewhere private." I told him, placing my hand over his.
Immediately he pushed me away. "No, I uh think...no, your god commands that you leave for the day!" He ordered.
"Is this what they call a reversal?" Sanae said, with a twinkle in her eye.
"Oh walk him home at least would you? Mister god should at least repay his loyal followers." Suwako waved.
We rode the ropeway and walked to my house in silence that evening, upon which Kanako immediately fled.
The reason I couldn't rebuke Kanako-sama, was of course that he was also an awkward and strange person like me.

>>47781080
This thread is so fucking gay wtf.

>>47781108
...you're only realising that now?

>>47781108
I'm actually straight, I just like writing stuff.

>>47541653
I'd do anything for Tenshi

>>47781080
h-hot!

>>47781080
It doesn't matter is Kanako-sama is a boy or a girl, he's still an old fat dork! With no experience in love!

>>47781080
Kanako kanako kanako kanako kanako
wife even when she's a he

I like men.

>>47783083
I hate men.

>favorite 2hu is wriggle
>nothing changes
Heh

>>47783083
Ah, gay

>>47541653

>>47770678
feet

>>47781080
More please...

>>47586829
Boy seija is so fucking cute but it just makes me want to do bad things to him

>>47633829
Is it weird to want to be held by this Momiji?

>>47542222
>>47542277
>>47542651
>>47545351

>>47542222
Love is as deep as your cock goes!

>>47541653
Youmu's already a boy in the first place so it wouldn't bother me
No homo though

>>47802771
This thread is full of such scholars

>>47804224
He's already a buttslut too

>>47644363
There is nothing to be afraid of.

"Tell me more about how straight you are, Anon-kun."

>>47541653
I prefer fairy cunny but fairy busy is fine too for a degenerate like me.

>>47835352
I wish Manrisa was my best friend. We'd practice kissing and anal sex for our future girlfriends.

>>47835352
I AM straight, stop bullying me like this! And stop trying to get me to do weird things with Patchy-kun as a distraction so you can steal his books! I am NOT gay!

>>47835352
"Hey, thanks for the assist! Normally I wouldn't call someone else to help clean up, can't have people messing up my organization, but you're a rare exception you know!"
I looked at Marisa from the side of my eyes "You will be paying me though right?" I asked.
"Sure! I'll introduce you to some lovely girls who'll-" He said, reaching up to put his hand on my shoulder, but I pushed him off.
"They're 'magicians' aren't they? No thanks, I'll take normal coin thank you." I said.
"Hey, don't be so prejudiced! What's wrong with having a good time with a magician?"
"They're slothful, unfriendly, and are only interested in their spells. I'd rather a hardworking, simple girl." I told him straight.
"Whelp, nothing else to do then." He said, sitting down on the bed and undoing his bowtie, then moving to unbutton his shirt.
"What are you doing?" I asked him as he spread the shirt open and threw himself on his back.
"I don't have any money and I'm not a girl, but I am pure and hardworking though, so I'm gonna give you my body ze." He said with a toothy grin.
I stared at him, dead in his golden eyes, waiting more then an eon for the moment to pass.
"Just kidding!" He squealed, covering his chest with his hands and rolling over, "Bet I made your heart skip a beat though, didn't I?"
I squinted at the blonde magician angrily, before walking over to the bed, placing my hands on either side of him and saying bluntly "Have my money by next week." And then I simply walked out of the room.
"Hey! Wait! Things were just getting kind of good you know?! Come on!" He pleaded as I walked straight out the door.

>>47837101
Marisa really does steal hearts...

>>47541653
NO! I'm NOT a fag. Go back to /y/ where you degenerates belong!
(fucking fags, always in your face with this shit)

>>47842011
how is this in your face

>>47835352
How straight am I? HOW STRAIGHT AM I!?
WHEN I LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF WRIGGLE I ONLY GET A LITTLE HARD!

>>47842011

>>47842011
Why is /jp/ so defensive about it's heterosexuality, especially when presented with boyhus?

>>47837101
See, I think there are different levels of gay.
A story like this one and some of the others here, they do nothing to me. The boyhu is too confident and dominant.
But something like male Tengu being fatally weak to human cock, that makes ravenous. More so if they're holding onto their pride and claiming they aren't gay and totally aren't enjoying it.
Wanting to get wooed by boyhus is gayer than wooing a boyhu.
Still gay in the end.

>>47846432
On the contrary, it's less gay to be seduced by a boyhu. If you're the one who initiates sexual contact, it shows that you are undeniably the gay one. You are after all engaging in temptation. Now, if you are the one who is seduced, that's significantly less gay. Because, after all, you're not the one who was gay in the beginning, you are merely falling from grace. While tragic, it removes the burden of homosexuality from you as it's less your fault.

"Want to come up to my room and look at my gunpla? Sorry it's so hot up here, by the way..."

>>47854577
Sanae-kun's cool retro gunpla collection (from 2007)!

This youkai keeps acting friendly but jealous if I hang out with anyone else but him, what should I do?

>>47854577
I would like Sanny-kun to take his shirt off!

>>47860548
Train his anus. Trust me, i'm a urologist.

>>47837101
bedbreaking kabedon with boyrisa
>>47844981
this is my favorite image of wriggle

>>47879286
"And then anon told me he's been having weird thoughts about you. Yeah, I'm serious. Dude thought I wouldn't tell you."

>>47879286
>>47883986
I-I don't like Marisa-kun! He's a bully and mean!

>>47884120
Being a very touchy-feely person doesn't make him a bully, anon

>>47884198
Teasing people for emotions and calling them gay (I'm NOT gay) is bullying

best thread on /jp/

>>47884258
But you are.

>>47889404
No I'm not! Marisa is the one bringing up these weird ideas anyways! It's rude to play with people's emotions and tease them for it! Rude and mean, inconsiderate!

>>47889756
what emotions are you feeling, anon?

male UMhus spotted!
Chima-kun is cute like this.
Sannyo is just really pretty.

Welcoming Nitori (male) home after she has had a long day at work
Making dinner and heating the shower for her
Being taken by her to bed and gentlely loved

big strong tiger

the best part about these threads is the anon questioning his sexuality

What boyhus would not bully you for being gay (because obviously you aren't)

>>47908954
Byakuren. (s)he's too kind and merciful for that. Just be careful not to be in a room alone with him.

>>47910916
Byakuren is a good Buddhist, what could be dangerous about being in a room alone with him?

I am so fucking gay

Also surprised no one posted this image here yet.

GOD i wish that were me

>>47912618
You mean you want to be the one holding Keine's hands right?

Shy sakuya boyhu is best boyhu

>>47912625
Maybe

>>47912625
okay but imagine the warm calloused hands of mokou firmly enveloping yours and him warming his hands up with magic to make your hands warm as well
wouldn't that be so sweet?

>>47846675
Anon, I......

Broakuma's brogurt...

>>47915764
Give one solid logical rebuttal to him.

>>47912631
My wife...

>>47919381
Your wife is a boy in mind, body, and soul and would probably insist that you be the wife instead

>>47912589
Does Hatate-kun also get molested in the village like Aya-kun does?

>>47931427
Finally, a good male Reimu.

>>47931427
I usually prefer to be the one on top, but this Reimu looks very attractive. It makes me wonder how it'd feel if he grabbed my throat with his strong hand.

>>47931899
Platonically*
Forgot to type.

>>47923867
>>47931899
Why is everything here so dom or sub? Can't we just hold hands or hug or something?

>>47932671
That's gay

>>47931427
>>47932671
"What are you doing here?" Reimu groaned as I made my way to the shrine.
"I came to make an offering of course!" I said, dropping a few coins into the donation box, but his expression remained dulled.
"Your donation is appreciated, but coming out here every time you get a chance is-" I took a seat beside him. "-excessive..."
He sighed and rested his chin on his palm 'So persistent' Reimu muttered as he gazed outward with his ruby eyes. The Shrine Priest had an effeminate face, but his body was toned and apparent beneath the pure white garb, it was a unique kind of appearance 'which suits you' I'd told him once, and he didn't say anything to that.
I had waited awhile, then let my hand slowly come around to my side, only a little bit each time, until my fingertip just barely touched his. When he didn't react, I crept my hand forward like a spider across the back of his palm and gently laid my hand on his. Still, he didn't react, so I slid my fingers under his palm and gripped it fully.
"Satisfied with yourself?" Reimu sighed.
"I might be?" I said, squeezing his hand gently.
Before I could continue Reimu pulled my arm so that I was pressed against him and, as I'd learn just moments later, hid our hands from view.
"Reimu!!! It's after lunch! Time to drink sake!" The Oni, Suika, rang out as she approached the shrine. "Oi, you two are pretty close you know?" She said, before a seal slapped dead into her face.
"Leave Oni." He snarled.
"Geez! I'll go find someone else to drink with! See if I ever offer you free booze ever again..." She grumbled as she walked back into the woods.
As she was finally out of sight, I made to scoot a little bit away from Reimu, but he pulled me by the arm back to his side.
"Oh no, you just cost me drink, so you're giving me your arm for the afternoon at least."

>>47933057
Tell me anon at least got his dick sucked by Boymu, don't leave us with such a cliffhanger.

>>47933057
Tell me anon at least got to suck Boymu's dick, don't leave us with such a cliffhanger.

>>47933057
You'll learn to not turn down an oni when (s)he invites you to drink

someone's gotta shell out for this

imagine sharing a cigarette with Reisen-kun after a long and hard day.

>>47939744
Sure, no problem

>>47894544
Megumu-sama looks so cool... I'm tempted... And I know I shouldn't, tengus are bad news...

>>47949618
While Aya-kun is extremely weakhearted and loses instantly to human men, Megumu-kun is a much tougher opponent. Be careful, anon!

>>47894544
>>47949618
>>47955792
Megumu is cool, but Chimata would be very fun to be around, and more openly friendly. If he could channel some of that godliness into acting dominant and in-charge towards me every now and then, I'd be putty in his hands.

Nonhomosexually though, of course.

The Hifuu Club is looking for a third member, if you're interested

>>47960978
What crimes does Boyfuu Club commit?

a surprisingly childish mokou-kun

>>47962522
Figuring out ways to steal your heart if I had to hazard a guess.
Oh also plenty of religious desecration.

>>47977495
This makes me wonder, what are the body builds of each of the hags(male)?

>>47541653
i'd date yoshika regardless of gender

>>47988367
I'm not gay, but Doremy looks like someone I would enjoy hanging out with.

>>47960978
merryboy is making me feel things

>>47992614
Would you really get feelings for an autist with his head in the clouds?

I'm bisexual so yes

>>47999626
that's the cutest kind, so yes

I'm straight but yes

>>48008466
Anon, I don't think you're as straight as you think you are...

>>47541653
>get Ran
>have him transform into a girl
That was hard.

I'm gay but only for dominant youkai men who'll put me in my place

>>48017175
Yukari will pop in and explicitly tell Ran he can't transform into a girl because you chose to quote someone who didn't exist. Nice work.

>>48017723
>I wasn't quoting

>>48017723
I don't think she's autistic enough to care.

I think this thread has become a negative influence on me, I'm starting to get more and more dangerous thoughts. Why have you guys decided to do this?

>>48021789
She absolutely is lmao, she's Yukari.

>>48017202
What would a youkai have to do to seduce you?

>>48028254
exist, basically

>>48009620
I'm exclusively heterosexual but I've sucked off dudes in public toilets before... the moral is that people can be of a sexual orientation but be a little flexible sometimes while remaining straight...

Yuuma-kun.

>>48024180
Temptation exists everywhere anon, remember that.
You will always be tested.

All of you homosexuals are going straight to hell.

Has ZUN ever said why all the characters are girls?

built for instant loss

>>48047401
He cums with every single thrust by the time you have penetrated him 10 times his balls are empty and he is unconscious. By the time you finish cumming he is long gone and won't wake up for at least 2 days. At least Flan-kun can take two thrusts before cumming and will wake up after 1 day.

befriend fuck marry, call it

>>48047401
No! Remilia-sama is cool, he would NEVER have his charisma broken! Shut up!

>>48054968
I would need to know how each would charm me and handle a relationship before making a decision.

>>48054968
Befriend Yatsuhashi, marry Benben, become fuckbuddies with Raiko

>>48065327
Youmu doesn't look much different...

>>47654440
Bnuuy having to deal with me coming into the clinic every day for physical examinations!

>>48056785
Benben would be very refined and gentle with full on courtship for a relationship. He'd be very caring though. You might have to go through the courtship for a while before getting intimate.
Yatsuhashi would be more energetic, but still slightly old-school in romance ideals. He might try and convince you to sneak out somewhere with him. He's very curious.
Raiko is a shameless flirt and will leave you red as an oni with every interaction. Expect a whirlwind romance from him. He's very touchy-feely.

I want a hug from Reimu-kun!

you guys want your thread do die or something
here's a pity bump for one more day of life to this thread

>>48075050
Are his nails painted? Gaaay.

Gay thread.