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Having unfortunately died in some sort of accident, you are face to face with Yamada who continues lecturing about your shortcomings and poor work ethic.

Despite her petite stature, her short skirt gives her the appearance of having long legs, which you cant take your eyes off. That wonderful short skirt. Fortunately she cant read minds, or you would surely be sent straight to hell.

As she continues talking, you can only think of pinching her cute cheeks, sweeping her up in your arms, and eloping with her.

>> No.4753068

>Fortunately she cant read minds

Fortunately her mirror shows sins, including perverse thoughts.

>> No.4753079

I'm 200cm tall, so I guess it will work.

>> No.4753080

Go on....

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>> No.4753085

> or you would surely be sent straight to hell.
Why do you think so?

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>> No.4753094

>>4753068
Perverse thoughts are sins? So you have to be essentially neutered and/or braindead to not be a sinner?

>> No.4753100

protip: If you're facing Yama, you're already going to hell. Have a nice trip~

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>> No.4753101

fuck hell. just do her.
and komachi too.

>> No.4753106

>>4753094
Fucking existing makes you a giant failure in Buddhism.

>> No.4753112
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This thread...
Is going to hell.

>> No.4753119

>>4753112

SHOW US YOUR TITS

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>>4753119

You've had your chance.
You should've taken it when she was in the prime of her youth and was the meanest girl in the whole Hell of Sawn Alive.
Granted, it was a couple of kalpas ago. But that is no excuse.

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our god is an awesome god

>> No.4753145

But I would not think such things.. I don't think..

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