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>>47502626

spicy kisses

It is time, Anonymous. Come, embrace your fluffy wife.

>POV: You didn't level grind enough before challenging the final boss

>>47502647
I hope the monster realm peppers aren't too hot.

>>47502647
It's not that spicy

I, the evil outlaw knight, have defeated the heroic Dhampir Swordswoman again. She just does not seem to take a hint that she is no match for me, even though this is the fifth time I have defeated her and then gotten away with stealing from Miss Troll's bakery again. And again, out of pity, I have spared her and told her this is what happens when you go and try to be a "hero", and still she swears to get stronger and eventually defeat me, and then rape me. Tch, yeah right. She will never be strong or skilled enough defeat me...

Touch the cow. Do it now.

I want to live on Miss Nightgaunt’s butt forever.

>>47502688
He says this but then next time they meet, Dhampir is now a full Vampire after asking mommy for some help and now she's gonna run wild on him.

>>47502717
>becomes an even bigger dork
She'll still find a way to lose somehow.

>>47502688
Heroes never lose

Big Dog or Big Cat?

>>47502766
yes

>>47502766
>>47502771
they look like they have small heads

>>47502647
>dragon saliva gets spicier and spicier the more turned on she gets
>eventually becomes too much (anon thought he was cool for drinking girtabasco but he was not prepared)
>feeds you milk to cool off
>it's also spicy, but more cinnamon, like horchata

>>47502773
all the int went to their breasts and butt and few went to their heads

>>47502766
Either

>>47502783
stat distribution is important

>>47502783
TITTYMONSTER CATGIRLS
BIG HONKING MEOWKERS

I'd rather have a good paying job that I like working before I would a Monster wife that will just consume my free time and be super clingy.

>>47502766
Cat

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that a loli candlejack WILL come with an oversized helmet.
Its mandated by the laws of the universe

>>47502852
he said the word wrong

>>47502647
I love dragons.

>>47502836
Did you know that your sexual mana can get you big money if you put it in a mana jar and sell it, that it may sound crazy but its true.

>>47502852
>find a cool helmet
>put it on
>splat
>have to scoop up loli candle while crying and apologizing

So called racists and skin colorists will claim to be racial purists but will immediately pop boners, drop their pants and say; "Wife!" The moment they see pic related or any exotically foreign dark skinned monster.

>>47503074
Of course
I only would submit to purple

>>47503074
The racial rules of our world do not apply to monsters.

>>47503074
Blue, purple, and hellhound black are all honorary Aryan skin tones.

>>47503074
I cope by telling myself that I'm slaver/conquerer

>>47503074
Racial purist reporting in. I race towards the pure love of my wife. The desert provides.

>>47503074
Wife!

>>47503074
>>47503122
>>47503125
Monster hands typed these posts

>>47503128
>consentdog and scheduledog using wan-to-speech

>>47503128
monster paws cant type

Do you think that mamonos would like us? when I say us I mean the usual anons in this thread, good or bad. If our fated one is waiting for us, did we lock her out of any relationship in her world by imagining her? I thought about that I couldn't sleep

>>47503144
For every year that passes here, no more than a week passes there. Maybe she hasn't been born yet and your developing idea for what you want in a relationship is helping to form her.

>>47503143
Lie all you like, but I know for a fact they're the ones making up this nonsense about chocolate monsters

>>47503174
chocolate monsters are innocent!
but they are also tasty

>>47503120
We just need to breed them out of existence. We're doing our part by making sure that their daughters will be one shade lighter. It's up to the next generation of white boys after that. In time, I'm sure we'll be seen as heroes. Now get out and breed those brown monsters!

>>47503169
It's a possibility but what you described is worse, imagine going there and coming back to see your parents, so much time passed here. It's not a problem if everyone make the jump at the same time but it's far from the most common scenario

>>47503181
>chocolate monsters are innocent!
>but they are also tasty
More lies. There's no man on earth that could look at a monster like this and think they're innocent or attractive

The chemical didn't make the frogs gay, it made them depressed. I never saw a happy frog

>>47503187
>monster like this
brown is good
grape can also be good

>>47502787
>westernshit art for a chinese game
can you, like, kill yourself asap?

>>47503192
You can make the frog happy, Anon. I believe in you.

>>47503144
>another "boo hoo I'm bad and unlikeable virgin will monstergirl even like me????" post
kill yourself
this isn't your fucking hugbox you inbred retard, stop fishing for pity under the pretense of talking about monstergirls

>>47503206
The game dev that posts almost exclusively in Japanese and on Japanese sites is Chinese now?

>>47503221
No. You didn't understood or I badly expressed myself. Do you think that by having a fated one/waifu but not being able to reach her (no portal), we will lock her in a purgatory and can resentment grown from it, that's my question

sleep time

>>47503237
Kill yourself.

>>47503247
sleep?

>>47503120
>she tries to call you a "colonizer" in a derogatory way
>unfortunately the clear fluid leaking down her thigh betrays her real feelings

>>47503247

>>47503214
KISS fr*g

You know deep down if the portals did in fact open the first monsters would be either from the abyss or from wonderland do to them being dimensional warpers, so be prepared for the weirdness that is to come of that.

>>47503251
Never. Fruitless discussion, I shouldn't have tried.

>>47503258
Sleep.

>>47502836
Hmmmm
>Work hard for pieces of paper
>Lay around in a rape cave getting raped and building furniture and making mountain dew and trapping critters to eat.
I'll take the rape cave.

>>47503322
I know its probably a shocked anime expression but at a angle it looks like his pupils are white with black sclera surrounding them where it makes me think he’s been huffing some abyssal chemicals. Which demon realm vapes when?

>>47503353
Looks like imp's dust

>>47503322
I will take the silly paper and build a real home to civilize the hound. That way she can look like a proper lady when doing the raping

>>47503353
I love combat drugs, I want to I inject everything in my arms, wonderland, best land

>>47503393
>Civilize the hound
You would have more luck herding cheshires.

>>47503322
>work hard and get tons of money
>literally can have whatever I want in bubble economy thanks to MGs
>meaning I can also afford to buy a nice private residence in a private neighborhood where MGs can't get me
>meaning I can't be forced into some shotgun marriage
Working is so much better. I get all the autonomy and entertainment I want as a reward without having some woman nagging on me. Work sets me free.

>>47503292
Being kidnapped into wonderland would be fucking awesome. With going to an alternate universe within an alternate universe, you could completely give up trying to understand the world and not only would everyone there not fault you, they'd congratulate you for it. It's the ultimate fuck you to this gay earth. Just plow your wife all day, do what you want, and enjoy whatever ridiculous BS your lim overlord decides to cast upon her realm. Keep walking in a random direction and find something new. Start your own kingdom and wage a silly war with the queen.

>>47503405
I have the patience to succeed and a sturdy enough bed to at least make failure enjoyable. I'll have my dream of hounds in sun dresses

>>47503427
>civilizing your hound just enough to put her in pretty dresses
If your heart is pure and you're prepared for the long haul, then I may declare you based. Just know you can't take the hound out of the hell, but not the hell out of the hound.

>>47503414
>it's "dog days" time

Unsmug the local chesh politician on live TV, do it

>>47503427
>>47503486
>Hound fighting every urge to tear off the dress and throw anon over her shoulder
>His smile causes her to blush and bottle up the beast for a little bit longer
>She pounces him the moment he unzips the dress at home
I need a flustered hound calling me a dumb ass for making her wear something so embarrassing

>>47503427
>I'll have my dream of hounds in sun dresses
Putting it on is not a problem. Making her take it off without ripping it to shreds, now that's the ultimate hound tamer challenge.

Can a dark elf tame a hellhound?
Does dark elves have gladiator arena?
Can I fight in one?

>>47503626
>getting labeled as a terrorist by the Cat Kingdom

The Sabbath fears the cow

>>47503749
A life goal, that's place is the worst.

>>47503749
A life goal, that place is the worst.

>>47503144
>Do you think that mamonos would like us? when I say us I mean the usual anons in this thread, good or bad.
Unless you are an irrediemable piece of shit, then there will always be a monstergirl for you. The ultimate gatekeeper for the love of a mamono is the ability to chamge for the best. If you still have it, there is still hope.
>If our fated one is waiting for us, did we lock her out of any relationship in her world by imagining her?
Unless you want to think you have that much power over a different universe, i don't think imagining a monstergirl would cause her to exist. You might know what type of monstergirl you would like, but you don't know what type monstergirl you will get.

Which monsters have the most bullshit hitboxes?

>>47503843
>You might know what type of monstergirl you would like, but you don't know what type monstergirl you will get.
It prefer to not think about that, too spooky.

>>47503748
>pit dog vs. "pit dog"
The kind of hound that lets herself get captured and enslaved by dark elves to be used as a gladiatorial animal against a man would be the same kind that would let a raging mushroom work on her, so there'd be no inherent need to be an excellent fighter/hero yourself. She must be a real freak.

You'd strip to your loincloth, down a shroom, and battle her for the excitement of the elves. She still decides who wins, but half the battle is impressing her so much that she would want to lose. Don't expect to come out of that fight without a mate, though. But who's to say you can't go to battle again and essentially use your violent foreplay and sex as entertainment for the masses?

>>47503861
But that's the fun, you'll be introduced to contexts you'll never have experienced before and learn you really wanted that all along!

>>47503849
Cheshires, they can cut their bodies and teleport everywhere. Now put demon silver daggers in her paws and tail and I let you guess what happens. The best rogue is a purple cat with no point in stealth and a smile who shines like a sun

>>47503861
It's a given really. The ammount of monstergirls you would learn to love is bigger than the ammount of monstergirls you will love.
Being in a developed urban setting does help with getting the one you want. You can buy demonic tattoos, potions or go to the nearest post portal eros church and pray. I'd recomend doing the last one either way.

>>47503921
That pic has been used for so much shitposting now I've almost gotten pavlov'd into thinking we're getting raided.
I want off ms Cheshires wild ride. Or is my dick Ms Cheshires wild ride?

>>47503917
>and learn you really wanted that all along!
>>47503922
>The ammount of monstergirls you would learn to love is bigger than the ammount of monstergirls you will love.
Do we? They're no answer so it's a pointless question but I don't feel like gambling my future (and possibly eternal life) partner. I hope that customs will implant Eros churches quickly.

>>47503976
It's Eros's job to watch over you and guide two matching souls into eternal happiness. That's why even Order states worship her, generally let ghandarvas and milkdancers and cupids do their work in Order states despite being technically mamono, and don't kick up much of a fuss if one of theirs gets shacked up with a houri. There's still plenty of room for drama and fear, as it might not seem like you're going to end up where you want to be, and it might be a long and confusing journey, but that's life!

>riding home with dragon wife
>she says she knows the way but I think she's gotten lost
>after flying for way longer that we should have, she agrees to land and ask for directions
>drop down into the middle of the nearest city
>everyone starts screaming and running
>notice that there are no monster girls in the crowd
>we accidentally landed in order territory
>she says this is why she doesn't like asking for directions
I'm starting to wonder if she has some wurm ancestry.

>>47504068
Wurmy had "take the left turn at Albuquerque" written on her palm so she doesn't forget. Sadly, she never learned to read so the information is useless.

>>47504041
>There's still plenty of room for drama and fear,
Do you want more of that? Aren't you tired?

>>47504139
I said "room for", not a guarantee. Anyway, MGE drama and fear is haaardly the same as irl drama and fear. There are tons of girls DESIGNED to take care of tired and beaten people who can barely bother with life. You'd radiate like the sun to them.

Or mud-chan just gloms you as soon as you hit the dirt.

>>47504228
>as soon as you hit the dirt.
Like anyone here touches grass, or dirt for that matter.

im going to leave on my garden hose to summon dorome

>summon a demon
>she's rigged the summoning so that she can make the most impressive dramatic entrance

>>47504329
>her "intro music" plays
>she's playing it from an open tab on YouTube and a 20 second ad interrupts it

>>47504424
you'd think she'd be rich enough to afford premium

All Monsters fuck shotas and all Monsters will shotafy their men without exception.

>>47504466
But it's harder for husband of an Amazoness to do housework like this.

>>47504456
>Not using brave or revanced
Stupid demon, should have ask a gremlin for advices

>>47504456
>instinctively understand all forms of seduction and unconsciously choose the best strategy to get a man
>anon may not know it yet but he's really into dorks
>"guess I'm a dork then"

>>47504466
>wizard race traitor anon selling shotafication services in regions without witches and dark mages
>plainsfolk, woodfolk, and hillfolk lining up around the block
>has to change locations every few weeks to shake off the sabbath agents

>>47504329
>do all the summoning rites for a monster
> Dramatic fire starts
>ominous latin chants
>sigil on ground shoots fire upward all to reveal... A balrog in her pajamas
>she blinks awake, looks at you, looks down at her clothes
>"ahh, shit"

>>47504466
Every monster will be lolified. No exception.

>>47504568
>laughs in moos

>Shota leaning how to summon
>thinks hes going to get a tine fairy as his first summon
>actually gets 8FT tall titania
at what height is "dude I'm a fairy, trust me" not really beliveable

>>47504584
She IS a fairy and a good one, no reason to complain.

>>47504466
I don't want to be kid.

>>47504466
>>47504568
It doesn't matter how old you are. You're getting a wholesome childhood friend romance, and you're going to like it!

>>47504600
You can be an ugly hairy adult if you want too, the Sabbath usually appreciate the hideous men who choose not to look good.

>>47504584
>summmoning class
that would just doom a room of people, right?
the boys get monstergirls, the girls get stuff that will corrupt them into monstergirls

>>47504612
Being an adult doesn't equal being ugly, bro.

Lilims would of be good for the whole toxic revenge story some mangas do if it was for the setting rules

>>47504424
>This summoning is sponsored by Braid: Shampoo Legends

>>47504625
Wrong, all adults are ugly, that's why they all need to be shotafied.

>>47504584
>shota tells titania she's too big to be a fairy
>titania just shrinks herself to the size of a regular fairy

>>47504612
>>47504643
Wow anon, projection much? I've seen this kind of hate coming from other shotafags too. You might be fat and ugly but some of us actually take care of ourselves. You should try it out.
No need to go to a gym, just get dumbbells and use them from time to time. Your mon waifu would want you to feel good in your own body, and not rely on fantasizing about pushing your fetish globally.

>>47504633
The only story we need is a story about hunting down, killing and replacing them with dragon girls so malef can take over.

>>47504653
If you give most people a choice between being an oversized ogre with exorbitant amounts of body hair, odor, hard features, facial hair, repulsive muscles and burly, visually unattractive builds and being a softer, cuter, more attractive male with a better body shape I'm sure most people will pick the right choice. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be people to be something that girls would find more adorable, especially Monsters who eat shotas right up.

>>47504678
I'm already the latter. Just shave and clean yourself, bro.

>>47504678
Your reasoning reminds me of the arguments used by men that want to become women.

>>47504696
No, you are an adult who will smell no matter how much you wash. You sweat like a pig and are too tall to fit in most Monsters' hands. You're more liable to suffer male pattern baldness and adults either end up fat, pencil skinny or mishapen with muscle mass. Cute shotas are infinitely better.

>>47504701
Funny, that demographic happens to be the ones that loathes shotacon and lolicon and MGE the most.

>>47504678
As long as we get in early we can snag a few monsters wives who are ignorant of the oncoming shota wave and willing to settle with our soft and doughy/skinnyfat lanky skeletal bodies

>>47504701
>Alp is tsundere for the concept of masculinity itself

>>47504612
Carl Brutananadilewski is my spirit animal.

>>47504640
Many mamono would actually be interested in earbuds

>>47504730
Are you mentally ill or something? Have you eroded your perception of reality with pornography?

>>47504762
The shota is the perfected form of the male and Monsters deserve and want the perfect males. That's all.
>Have you eroded your perception of reality with pornography?
You seem to be in the wrong place buddy, normalfaggot land is that way >>> reddit.com

>>47504730
But they are actual irl pedos 90% of the time though. For both genders. They also share your hatred for masculinity, incidentally.
Monster lolis are one thing, especially since most of these are lolibabas, and even if they aren't, monsters don't get issues from this kind of thing. Demanding worldwide changes like this is another. Especially since you hear about some fags demanding estrogen in water or whatever every couple of months.

>>47504678
No thanks, I like being a bald and hairy tall man. I even got the schizo mustache recently.

>>47504915
My bodies round and lolis I'll pound.

>>47504945
Loli enjoyers got it good, I need to lose weight if I don't want to attract the Sabbath.

>>47504653
im 5'2', i dont really have a choice in the matter

What do you think some common mamono phrases are? Like "Oh my god" or similar things would instead refer to the DL or whatever deity the mamono follows. But what about stuff like "A herculean task." Would it be "A druellan task" perhaps? Hitting two jubs with one cumshot? Fierce like a chimera? It's not gremlin science? Curiosity killed the cheshire?

I'll send my malef wife to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by monsters... SPACE! This will trigger her evolution into a void dragon.

>>47504994
>"I am the best cat and you will either fuck me or I will have this big oclemoh push on your buttocks until you are inside me."
It's common because variations of this is how all of them get married.

>>47505054
Wut?

>>47504994
In my crap fanfics I use "Dee-Elle" (D.L.) instead of OhEmmGee, and vows or expressions of surpries as "By the Dee-Elle!" instead of 'ByGod!' or 'Gosh!'
"ByEros!" would be another alternative.

Or Euro-Kikis can just do swears in about a dozen languages and akzentz.

>>47504994
In MGE phrases like 'coom-guzzler' become positive compliments

>>47505060
It's cait sith marriage proposal.

>>47504466
Your momster is going to severely abuse your prostate for being a brat, anon.

>>47504994
>A herculean task.
That reminds me, I was wondering about a minor detail in a story concept. The backstory is supposed to have a reference to Hercules/Heracles as an ancient hero from long before the current Demon Lord's reign, but I'm not sure if I should actually use the name directly. I'm on the fence because canon already has some references to the classical mythology like Ares and Poseidon, but I could easily write around the name in a way that readers will still easily recognize the reference.

>>47505182
I think that you should keep it as Hercules since Greek mythology is already heavily referenced

>>47505085
Not for men

>>47505204
But Hercules should be a really big beetle girl. And she should be extremely cute

>>47505218
They named her after the hero.

>>47505212
If there is no cum then let them eat men.

>>47505241
Undead are weird
>>47505218
No, if it was in a distant past it should be the same as we know since Mamonos weren't a thing. What you're describing is a parody/postiche from recent time (in MGE).

>>47505270
>Undead are weird
Your mom is weird.

What ideas for pics you have? Which girl needs them?

>>47505323
Balrog
Malef
Nekomata
Bunyip

>>47504994
Did LN do a redraw of picrel?

>>47505323
Cait sith kissing cu sith.

>>47505323
Hebi and whitehorn lack a good deepthroat blowie pic.

>>47505323
We need more yanderes. I've never seen a yan slime when there's a lot of ways a slime could exhibit yan behaviors, like slipping in through a locked door or completely covering a man with the exception of an air-hole. Or even borrowing a page outta the shog cookbook and feeding the guy with herself.

>>47505323
I can only think of a dumb foreign pun.

>>47505323
man riding a flying soldier beetle

>>47505323
pyrow losing to anon

>>47505323
Punk rock Holstaur, no it's not a phase mom.

>>47505323
>Which girl needs them?
Piltia.

>>47505362
It's surprising it hasn't been done before.

>>47505362
This and anon is dangling an appol on a stick infront of her

>>47505362
>>47505392
Do this, do this!

>>47505323
mimics

>>47505323
>>47505369
On a similar flow to anon, punk rock monitor lizardman with hair over her eyes, tongue piercing and spiky leather boots, jacket and choker.

>>47502626

>>47505530
This design has a proper epic boss feel to it. Spooky.

>>47505383
I want to slap that ass repeatedly

Lamias.
>Long, thick, soft, cool tail for optimal cuddling without overheating
>Long, thick, slimy tongue for superb oral pleasure and kisses
>Predator eyes to instill a hint of fear but also security when she stares down your enemies with deadly eyes
>Incredibly clingy and possessive, will make you feel extra loved, wanted, and needed
>Serpentine traits scare off many pests and nuisances that would bother your daily routine
>Exceptionally clean and pleasant smelling vagina as it's separate from the anus and urethra, at the "cloaca" at the end of her tail
>Practically zero chance of foul smell producing bacteria from entering her vagina
>Natural affinity to fashion means she and you will be well dressed and comfortable
>Natural affinity to alchemy guarantees access to a myriad of potions and poisons for your pleasure and hers, as well as financial security
Easily the superior mamono.
Only downside will be your grocery bill.

>>47505622
Sure but I'm not taking a hebi Lamia

>>47505622
>at the "cloaca" at the end of her tail
Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

>>47505632
>I'm not taking a snake Lamia
You want a legless lizard Lamia?

>>47505638
I was implying that I'm not taking the batshit insane yandere white snake but normal Lamia

>>47505638
everybody loves wurm

>>47505714
you can't just kiss all your problems into submission

>>47502626
Cutiepede wants to snuggle

>>47505791
Says who?

>>47505800
Watching The Human Centipede with oomukade.

>>47505800
would

>>47505791
I wonder if there's a way to fetishize kissing into something interesting.

feed the plants
tell me what you like about one of these plants.
I like claustro's spikey teeth

>>47505622
I like insect girls more. Some of them.
And spiders.

>>47504994
I mean, if they have Ares and Hel and Eros, gods that share names with gods from earth religions, I don't see a reason to make different names for the rest of the earth canon. Hercules/Heracles was a chad who did a dozen tasks like usual, except 10+ of those were resolved with sexo, Diogenes never plucked a harpy because he had lizardwomen for the "featherless biped" quote, and so on. Substitute for other old concepts and castle age sayings.

For more modern concepts in sayings .like Disco for "as dead as disco" or Rockets for "it's not rocket science" et al., I see those used by monstergirls only half a generation or so after portals.

>>47505858
I'm writing a story where plants are able to use chemical signals to have undetectable-to-human-senses communications via their root networks to keep track of people who enter their territory.

>>47505966
These elves are about as elfy as an elf can get.

Weird flexes among/from monsters?

>>47504994
Phrases for Hags like "older than dirt" change to "older than iron swords" to indicate that hey are Pre-Transformation.

I'm not racist, I just only fuck blue women.

foot fungus

>>47506081
This anon is made for Big Blue Women

the cup-like structure at the bottom of a mushroom is called a volva

>>47506147
tell me more mushroom facts

>>47506081
youre racist against red women

>>47502693
BIG musclecow a best
A best
I would do anything my mino wife wants

>>47506152
Mushrooms come in all shapes and colors. You might call them plants, but they are famously their own kingdom! In fact, fungi are closer genetically to humans than plants.
People use mushroom and fungus interchangably, but mushroom only refers to the fruiting body you can see above ground, while the fungus is the entire specimen. The bulk of the fungus is underground, and known as the mycelium.
Hatter would make an excellent partner.
Some mushrooms, such as the Armillaria genus of fungi, can live for thousands of years!
The ring in the middle of a mushroom is known as an ANulUS.
It's perfectly safe to huff hatter spores from her tits and butt and pussy, and ingest hatter spores from drinking tea/her milk/kissing her.
Yeast, penicillin and mould are all fungi.
Mycorrhiza are symbiotic relationships formed between plants and fungi, sharing nutrients through their roots/mycelium.
I love miss hatter.

>>47506257
mushrooms sure are fascinating
i will now eat (out) mushrooms

>>47506235

>>47506147
I want to gape that

>>47506292
>https://litter.catbox.moe/e4bd0b.png
Best I can do.

Husky voiced Hatters

>>47506257
>It's perfectly safe to huff hatter spores from her tits and butt and pussy, and ingest hatter spores from drinking tea/her milk/kissing her.
If you wish to get brainrot/hatter-induced-insanity/spore mindbreak as fast as possible, which of these should you do?

>>47506147
Cute chesh pic

>>47506257
>their own kingdom!
No wonder the queen of hearts punished a matango an turned her into a hatter. The mushrooms are attempting sedition.
>ANulUS
This is no coincidence btw, annulus is just ring in latin

>>47506344
they get on very well

>>47505977
Why are they so horny?

>>47506362
I prefer one

>>47506362
need this except cupid and houri

>>47506152
That new flavor enhancer that came out recently? It's hatter spores. That's why they tell you to let your food cool down before you use it, too much heat would deactivate the spores.

>>47506305
That's not a Hatter though, and I'm tired of all team on TV being just Cheshires and Hellhounds competing

>>47506364
They're competing with monstergirls and losing all their men to them.

>>47506337
Drink 6 cups of her tea with her milk a day and you'll be as mad as her in no time! (or a mindbroken chair)

>>47506410
But the only other girls they compete with are other elves and humans
I guess one used to be a lion

>>47505858
im gonna keep watering the plant until her tits are so big they are unable to move

No concept of dignity or even trickery

I need a SOFT cow

>>47506490
Surely the carrot cannot elude her much longer

>>47506490
New MGC transport method unlocked.

>>47506490
>literal carrot and stick
would've been better as an appol. still fantastic

>>47506490
i did not realise the soldier boog cared for the vegemetables

>>47506515
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ligyrus_gibbosus

>>47506515
>>47506518
I FIX

>>47506542
wow clearly she wanted the carrot and then you give her an appol.
for shame.

>>47506490
>>47506542
simple wife is for riding

>>47506515
hello, your weevils

>>47506542
>>47506490
lol. very cute

hello.
yes i understand that you recently detained that bandit greenworm.
i shall deal with the contraband vegemetables and froot and assorted produce.
please hand it over now posthaste kindly.

>>47506553
Ride wife, life good.

>>47506568
I trust this boog. I will let her hold my groceries.

Goth wight

>>47506561
i could bridal carry this wock

>>47506931
So is that raw flesh under her left eye? Looks like her skin peeled off. And does the stuffing come out of her clothes or out of her?

Dunno If that counts as a rocker attire but I know that she used to listen to Green Day but now It's mostly Heilung and Sepultura

>>47506950
i want to be thrown int holstaur mosh pit

>>47506978
Moosh pit.

>>47506988
someone call the EDF

>>47506988
Flamethrower, now.

>>47507020
Come on, it's not that dusty.

>Roughly the same size as an adult human, the Mi-go appear crustacean or insectiod in nature but are actually a type of fungal lifeform.
Could Matangos actually be from the abyss all along and are just weaker versions of the Mi-go? Where they are actually infiltrators for the abyss, since when you read their profile it feels very abyssal-like. Which leads to me having another thought, that is their conspiracy theories in MGE?

>>47506994
They're busy

I feel like Balrogs will like ouendans

>>47506950
Delicious cow, we will listen to only the best music together.

>>47507332
Does this look like a fucking lobster to you?

>>47507481
We delved too greedily and too deep. Now the dwarves are forced to offer semen tribute to keep lit the flame of udun.

Foxes can be sexy.

Imagine dragons.

>>47507623
okay, now what?

>>47507628
Imagine more dragons.

>>47507623
I can only imagine hag Dragons

>>47507623
Dragons make me sick. Is there a way to fix that

>>47507481
>local gang of pyrows and their balrog boss have been stirring trouble in the neighborhood for all the neighbors
>someone's gotta deal with the bullies
>ANON IS GO!!!
>dress up in a sick secret-agent-3-piece-suit+sunglasses combo, mic in hand
>go to the gang's hangout spot
>put boombox on ground, press play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itlx_By95F8
>dance aggressively in the balrogs' direction
foolproof plan with no bad outcomes. If it doesn't work, next track on the list is Jumpin Jack Flash because clearly the balrog is a final boss type that needs a final boss theme

>>47507678
Dragon exposure therapy.

>>47504640
Imagine the absolute size of Kej shampoo and conditioner bottles.

>>47507733
>start complaining about her shampoo/conditioner expensese
>she uses her hair to milk you instead

>>47506542
Cute boog knows what she wants.

>>47507680
An excited barlog must set her whole domain aflame with passion

Is it true the only way to find a balrog is by mining too deep and too greedily?

>>47502647
>YWN have a classy dragon sugar momma with a massive breeding kink that is hiding beneath that veneer of refinement.

Why even live?

>>47507680
>anon's mom gets scared
>says he's moving with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air

>>47507802
>/vg/ meme
Kill your mother and then yourself.

>>47507540
>Red colors
Red lobster yum.

Which kiki meido do I need to dick to get that /vg/ spambot finally banned?

>>47507623
Radioactive

>>47503074
>Day Of the Portals
>Men get wives who actually care about them in their own way and mellow the fuck out, dropping their once hardline racial stances..
>Women who once shat on men now flocking to these new women all of a sudden become Human Supremacists, abandoning their own liberal garbage they followed and demand men not capitulate to these new women.

>>47507802
You are loved and appreciated. Be nice. It's what your mamono wife would want.

>>47507845
Probably one that looks like the nerd emoji.

>>47507845

>>47507912
Is this some sort of avatarpost?

>>47507917
yes, see last thread or somewhere in beginning of this one
a guy decided to spam that character in response to people rightfully being upset at spam
it's a vicious cycle of stupid and autism and i want out

>>47507917
Supposedly the character is from final fantasy if the source is correct which is technically a /jp/ IP do to it being Nintendo and it is also a monster girl so he really can’t be banned for being offtopic unfortunately for those pictures at least.

>>47507969
Shame, last thread ended on such a high note too with lots of diverse monster girls posted and the start of cyberpunk greentexting.

>>47502653
>big bottom
>big tail
>big ears
Big girl.

She's all ears.

>>47507988
>see jabberwock eating an entire loaf of bread every morning
>comment that she must really like bread
>"no, actually I hate bread"
>ask why she eats a loaf of bread every morning
>"I'm trying to put on weight, people only like fat jabberwocks"

>>47507917
>>47507969
Offtopic bitching gets the bee.

>>47507979
Looks like he's trying to force a meme of making people upset with a harmless character or something, I don't get his autism.

>>47508019
removing symptoms won't remove the problem, so you shouldn't be doing this
unless you're the problem and trying to hide yourself

>>47508017
Put some dormouse jam on your toast and you'll fatten right up.

>>47507988
I misread the filename as buffwock and was slightly disappointed.

>>47508041

>>47507845
Uh-oh, complaining about that stuff is off-topic! Post monstergirls instead! Be nice!

>>47508061

>>47508041
You're not supposed to complain about gacha spam or /vg/ crossposting, anon. You are supposed to stay quiet and let them shit up your thread like a good cuck, okay?

Is there any way to improve on the loli form?

>>47508062
Autism.

>>47508070

>>47508072
It's not autism. You're being taught a lesson. Stay quiet and let people spam in peace.

>>47508072

I just keep finding new senko art.

>>47508080

>>47508080
Lesson about autism.

>>47508103

>>47508091
More like SEXnko

>>47508071
Yeah, a fat ass.

>>47508041
Not the first time this has happened, might even be the same person too.

>talk shit on internet about dogs
>IP and phone number leaked
>hellhound video calls you as she walks towards your house

>>47508150

>>47508071
oppai loli are an improved version of lolis

>>47508150
I wouldn't be surprised.

>>47508162

>>47508112
Don't forget white fox. These really are the only foxes I like, must be because they're lolis. Other foxes just seem way too bland.

>>47508150
Why has there been one or two people constantly trying to shit up these threads for months now? It's just supposed to be a simple thread for monster girl posting why is this happening

>>47508184

>>47508184
Niche interest with very few places for actual discussion plus 4chan plus being around for a long time, also possibly some bad luck on attracting massively autistic people and mods hating us for some reason.

>>47508122
>>47508158
So oppai lolis with fat asses, huh? I can get behind that.

>>47508205

>>47508184
>>47508205
Stop talking about other people posting and post monstergirls.

>>47508224
You forgot your bee picture.

>>47508224
>haha bro just accept them
Nah fuck off, you're no better than the spammer. How about you practice what you preach and ignore the metaposting?

>>47508229
I can help.

>>47508229

>>47508177
Lolis improve all monsters so I agree with you

>>47508233

>>47508152
I love Hellhounds, I just couldn't think of any other way to get their attention.

>>47508262
Have you tried existing in their vicinity? I find looking at/walking past them/smelling too good/smelling too bad/being seen by them/being heard by them/being smelled by them/talking to them/hearing them/sitting next to them on the bus is a good way to get their attention.

>>47508152
I'd ask her to pick up dinner and some beer on her way over

>>47508246
I like girls with flowers and ribbons in their hair. Especially if they're also wearing sundresses.

>>47508280
>Have you tried existing in their vicinity?
This is asking too much stop ruining the fantasy.

>>47508280
I just feel too awkward acting natural around them because they're so cool and pretty. I can only make them want to teach me a lesson.

>>47507753
>Be a single man
>Running out of hair product
>Rather than going to get the usual, you decide to go to the specialty store
>Next door to that is the stylist's place, which looks especially busy
>Not too many people around, surprisingly. But you are the only human there.
>A couple of kejourou are working as employees; one behind the counter and another stocking shelves. But there's a few shopping around too.
>Some of the other mamono customers include, among others, an apsara, banshee, and a gandharva.
>But you pay them no mind and surprisingly they don't seem to notice you either, too distracted for now.
>Instead of hand baskets they have carts. Really big ones too
>The items for sale are similarly gigantic in size
>Thankfully not nearly as heavy as you expected
>Unfortunately you had the bad luck to make eye contact with the banshee right before you were you going to go paying for your things.
>She becomes embarrased, resumes crying and runs out of the store, leaving her items behind, shouting some kind of apology to you although you can't quite make out what she said
>It startles everyone else, who quickly go back to what they were doing before doing a double take, surprised to see you.
>Ignoring the whispering and flirtatious looks you quickly make your way to the front desk to pay for your things.
>The cashier's attitude is quite ordinary, cordial
>She asks if you'd like help out to your car
>Sure why not, you say
>As soon as you agree, Both you and what you had just paid for are carried off by another kej employee
>Before you know it, you're sitting in the driver's sear in your car with your stuff in the back seat
>You look back toward the store itself, seeing the employee about to go back to work, giving you a wink.
>As you fish for your car keys you feel a slip of paper in the same pocket
>It's her number.

Reminder the color red isn’t what truly sets off Minotaurs and Holstaurs it is actually how fast the color is moving that truly triggers them.

>>47508346
noted, I will dunk a whole bucket of red paint over me and stand perfectly still

>>47508346
what about blood?

>>47508423
>cows gather round
>uh... you ok dude?

>>47508429
They would probably force you into taking a bath with them since you stink of old iron.

>>47508412
I can't sleep without resting my head between a pair of large breasts.

>>47508434
PERFECTLY STILL

>>47508457
the mermaids at the aquarium are free
you can just take them home with you

>>47508429
You don't want blood because that might attract certain scavengers

>>47508307
Smooth. Proactive dating is nice, but it's nice to see a break from it.

You have accidentally activated the Order's experimental bioweapon, [Funky Boy].

>>47508421

>>47508567

>>47508567
>>47508577
powerful gazes

>>47508602
Intense dog girls with secret soft sides a best.

>>47505530
Holy shit this is kino.

So uhh, how does the fanart gallery work now? It's this weird link that doesn't seem to work.

>>47508680
The link works on my machine. Check your network settings and firewall.

>>47508412
I can't sleep with you staring at me. Go away.

click suspicious links.
double click friendly succuviruses.
right click their tummies.

>>47508680
Try other browser?

>>47508719
>click suspicious link
>get my information stolen by a danuki who just wants to sell it to third parties, instead of getting my computer infected with a succuvirus
This HAS to be illegal, right? It's false advertisement i tell you.

>>47508719
but what about UNfriendly succuvirus?

>>47508741
>tsun succuvirus
Ah, a man of refined tastes i see. You can get one of those after clicking through enough redirecting links. They always cave in.

>>47508741
>>47508765
Tsuncubbi aren't really though, they still can't resist touching you and they'd never hit you. So it's just kinda... empty words she immediately disproves herself by holding onto your arm and pressing into your side.

gonna switch to my Linux install and drop the succuvirus in the jub complier and set it to autostart on the next windows boot

>>47508783
>Tsuncubbi aren't really though
Did you mean tough? Either way, that's just a skill issue on your side. As soon as she feels her words are hurting you too much she will engage her dere side. Put on a tough act and start teasing her back, and she will step up to the challenge. Tsuns love edging their dere side until they have no other choice but to heartfeltly confess their deep feelings for you, she just needs to trust you won't feel actaully hurt from calling you an useless piece of shit, pervert, etc.

>>47506257
supreme hatterpost