/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47466207
Moon rabbits are fucking lame, the moon is made of cheese, cheese is made from milk, milk comes from cows, space cows

>>47466209
Those things have their own gravity wells and I'm being pulled in...

>IT'S OVER MAMON MAGI
>WITH THE FORMER DR GREM'S JUBJUBINATOR SOON ALL OF MGC WITH BE PINK BIRD BRAINS
>STARTING WITH YOU

>>47466231
how could evil anon do this?

>>47466231
but isn't gimmicky new hero of the season, magi pink, a jubjub?

>>47466253
>she's actually just a harpy dyed pink
>couldn't find a jubjub that could keep it together long enough

>>47466246
his jubjub wife is working her hardest to earn her chemistry degree but she faces nothing but bullying and mockery, see>>47466265, so now the whole city will pay

>>47466231
>>47466253
Who is, and has been,.on the team?

>be dumbass isekai protagonist
>wander into a dragon's lair because you don't know about dragons
>encounter a girl with wings and scales
>don't run away or beg for mercy because you don't know about dragons
>after talking for a few minutes she asks if she scares you
>say no and ask if she was trying to scare you
>she just hugs you and starts crying about how lonely she's been

>wake up.
>no cute whitehorn holding my face about to give me a good morning kiss
I'm still insde the nightmare, and you are all trapped with me.

>>47466308
>I'm still insde the nightmare

>>47466308
Okay anon, as tonight's sitting champion of white horns, I have a question for you.
Brown white horns?

Y'know theres so much stories about millitary wank and other bs that I kinda wanna see the opposite
yeah its pretty much portal day story but really buy in to the whole "unbeatable monsters" thing, using magic to deflect bullets and and using speed to break guns and stuff
Hell go the extra mile and start corrupting military hardware, imagine a tank shooting shells of tark matter that start corrupting the populace, that would be neat

>>47466351
I have deeply thought about your offer and i can only give you one answer.
Fuck no.

>>47466361
lore acurrate power wank is a double edge sword
one one hand I do want to see a lilim go full blast and pull out dimension warping bullshit to break her opponents or dragons razing shit to the ground
but its MGE, monstergirls regardless of level don't like scaring humans (outside of fear kinks) even a swarm of devil bug will probably come forward with bags of sugar as a gift instead of zerg-rape

>>47466370
I respect your decision, thank you. I wanted to help persuade you with an image but I couldn't find one. Maybe next time. Think about it!

>>47466390
Well, if there isn't any, mabe you should try commisioning some. I'm sure other anons would enjoy it.
Yerb for example is no stranger to drawing horses or gyarus, might as well combine them.

>>47466370
Based. Never give in to the dark side Anon.

>>47466361
>Cupid shooting down Predator drones with her bow and arrows

>>47466413
I have a lot of comm ideas, I need to straighten them out and find some artists. Thanks for the lead. and no don't worry, the brown thing was a one-off for a specific idea.

>>47466303
Every (un?)fairly maligned wielder of great power deserves at least an innocent clueless live-under-a-rock moron, whether to revive her evil streak on or find happiness with.

The Ithaqua story I thought of making for awhile now is complete which I was thinking of a name for the Wendigo and settled for the name Avaloth/Ava which supposedly Avaloth is another name for Ithaqua just more feminine sounding like so it fits with the whole becoming one thing that the abyss is about, that Ithaqua is the other half of Avaloth making a complete being.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57928426

>>47466621
"Becoming one thing" is just a euphemism for sex, don't be fooled by their non-euclediean bedroom interiors!

>>47466621
Not canon, don't care.

>>47466308
I said tomorrow. It's not tomorrow yet.

>>47466672
What part of my story isn’t canon I’m not sure what you mean? Do you just mean things that haven’t been shown off yet officially in the lore or is it a little out there and doesn’t fit with MGE, since I can edit the story to be better if need be for I will take constructive criticism to make a better story.

>>47466705
Do you really fucking expect me to just comb through your entire story to point out every bit that doesn't fucking fit into MGE either factually or thematically? Are you autistic?

>>47466705
Who knows. We write fancfics here, which are by definition not canon. I have no idea what that anon means, and your story is perfectly in line with the MGE.
Probably just a troll.
>>47466710
If you are going to talk shit you at least have to be able to justify it yeah.

>>47466716
>Uhm, yeah I wrote a shitty retarded story but where's your heckin proof that it's shitty, huh? Checkmate! *tips fedora*
No one owes you anything.

>>47466723
Okay, that's enough of that. Last thread you tried the /pol/ shit, now you're attacking writers. Fuck off already.

>>47466209
Why is the moon cheese so dry?

>>47466729
Now it's /pol/ out of nowhere. You're really desperate, aren't you?

>>47466734
Because it's exposed to the elements, and the moon has extremely low humidity, practically 0%.

don't open awful guro inside

>>47466796
Man it has been awhile since anyone mentioned dolls. Where are all the doll joint fetishists?

>>47466716
Maybe it was the Shub-Niggurath stuff that set him off since Wendigos kinda show up don’t they and don’t really have a creator, that I was trying to present it as this is a very old era of MGE where the monster girls first transformed and that there is slight remnants of the past around like the ancient city that mixes both new stuff being there and old stuff where the old stuff is being lost to time, but maybe I didn’t make that point across better in the story though just saying its shitty doesn’t help to know how I could improve it to be better or what maybe the flaws in the story are.

>>47466805
Successfully driven out, just like furries and other undesirables.

>>47466815
>to know how I could improve it to be better
Read an actual book?

>>47466815
You're engaging with a troll who is insulting you for fun, stop responding like there's a serious conversation.

>>47466815
>that set him off
The one shitting on your story is a notorious schizophrenic shitposter, the post directly below yours is the proof. He's infinitely butthurt and jealous that his crap is ignored, pay no attention to his rambling because this is not a sane mind you're dealing with.

>>47466828
This, this thread isn't a place for serious conversaitons, especially when you're going against the clique.

>>47466815
Eh, again, anything outside of what KC writes is not canon, so what you write is made in your own universe that has the same basic rules, and you are allowed to make up lore for yourself. You wouldn't be the first to expand into what happened before the current DL nor will you be the last.
Don't worry too much about it and keep up the good work

>>47466833
No clique. Just one insane person who should be committed to an institution.

>>47466621
I checked and I didn't saw anything non-mge related, seems like a good real, I will keep it for tonight and give you a real feedback. Thanks for your work anon

>>47466831
>The one shitting on your story is a notorious schizophrenic shitposter
Now, just because he hates the french maledom anon doesn't make him shitposter.

>>47466828
I wouldn't say fun. I'm pretty sure he hates it here but his neurosis won't let him leave.

>>47466835
>You wouldn't be the first to expand into what happened before the current DL nor will you be the last.
And somehow this line of thought always ends in /tg/ "worldbuilding". Funny how that works, eh?

>>47466844
Sad.

>>47466841
Yes, he's. The Frenchie did nothing wrong and should not be bully

KISS fr*g

>>47466841
Yes, he's. The Frenchie did nothing wrong and should not be bullied.

>>47466860
Frogs are good and cute

>>47466869
>The Frenchie did nothing wrong
He's a pest.

>>47466860
Toads and frogs are subtly different things

>>47466869
>The Frenchie did nothing wrong
Before anything else he is French, probably from P*ris

>>47466882
Explain why or fuck off, you're the fucking pest who scream and cry like a bitch because someone come from a country you don't like. You're pathetic, enough said.

>>47466890
lol, fr*g's actually trying to pretend like it's about him being french

>>47466890
Not him but frog used to be a very annoying pest with constant suicide shitposts, he only stopped that when anons started bullying him. Please lurk before posting, thanks.

>>47466898
Now he's constantly shitposting about maledom, so I guess he's just doing the suicide shitpost thing in a more roundabout way.

>>47466860
I'd let her vore me.

>>47466110
>>dragon sleeping on a hoard of big titty creeping coins because it's so comfy
I already did that one.
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/56012353

>>47466805
i prefer robo joints, im not sure i what i could do with a doll than with a robutto and then some

>>47466889
Reddit racism

>>47466943
Thats not even racism you fucking troglodyte

>>47466911
From what I saw it doesn't feel like shitpost, he just posted greens or idea around werecats.
>>47466898
I remember but I haven't saw any of that this year, same for him complaining about femdom. On the other hand I saw countless threads being shit up by the anti-french faggots and it's always about his race

>French
>race
what

How would meat cooked on hinezumi abs differ from meat cooked on salamander abs or hellhound abs?

>>47466975
He's retarded
>>47466969
You been in the same threads as me bro?

>>47466978
Salamander abs are naturally non-stick, best to season hinezumi abs a bit like you would a stainless steel frying pan

>>47466978
Doesn't have a hint of charcoal like from Hellhound, not sure how it's different from Salamander.

>>47466982
Yes, that's why I find you silly.

>>47466978
They taste like rat sweat instead of lizard or dog sweat.

>>47466978
>>47466985
>>47466991
>>47466998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OVJiKHjYqk

>>47466978
Hellhound adds a nice charcoal taste to the meat
Salamander's high body heat is great for searing steaks
Hinezumi abs can grate cheese and make an amazing griddle for smash burgers

>Find a sleeping heckdog at the park
>She's slouched over the park bench
>Mouth open and drooling
>Use this opportunity to lick the inside of her mouth, particularly her tongue
>???
>Profit

>>47466985
>greasy, sweaty, sally abs

>>47467257
This is why monster girls rape.

>>47466723
Hey, I'm pretty sure at least one of those shitty fanfics was mine.

>>47466796
Dullahans are hot.

>>47466931
Robots NoFisting meme here.

>>47467382
More like, Dollahans, am i rite haha

>>47466860
Kiss a Frog
Lick a Toad.
>Bufo Marinus (Hawaiian Cane Toad) excretes a white paste from sweat-glands behind its head that is psychotropic like Natural LSD

>>47467402
Boom-tish.
Chesh approved pun.

>>47467404
You've heard about weed caterpillar, now get ready for LSD toad

>>47466835
Even 3/4 of the novels VNs and mangas on the Wiki list are 'non-canon' variants and alt-verse versions, even if approved to be published formally by KC.
As long as it isnt shitty grimdark or Ntr, idgaf.

>>47467419
D.A.R.E gets canceled for racism. Drugs declared cool and sexy.

>>47467543
can't wait to inject myself with a manticore/oomukade/girtablilu/apophis venom cocktail while snorting some moth dust cut with myconid spores

It's time to criminalize drugs in MGC, I'm tired of seeing all the mofu zombies on the streets.
>j-just one more huff please...

>>47467611
The solution is to import the excess foxes from Zipangu to MGC to comply with the mofu demand.
Where is my government mandated zipanguese Inari Druella?

>>47467596
>wake up in a stranger's house
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these"
>she hands you a bowl of eggs

>>47467543
D.A.R.E.?
Drugwurms Are Really Erotic?

Little red riding hood

>>47467787
it's tough being the huntsman

Look at this innocent and harmless little hebi.

>>47467864
yeah

>>47467627
Pretty sure the method of supplying drugs to addicts was already tried and didn't exactly work out in the end.

>>47466207

>>47467982
Know the difference between Horny Lamia and Horned Lamia, it could save your virginity

>>47467968
It did work out, the drug addicts are rather docile and contained to their crack streets now. So therefore we can contain the mofu addicts to their little ghetto and all be happy

>>47466207
your mg is coming over for dinner. YOU have to cook something for her and yourself. What do you feel confident enough to make her?

>>47468069
quest failed

>>47466860
Nein.
I'd rather fuck a russian alp than even touch a french

>>47468069
What if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

>>47466207

>>47468069
BBQ, steak, or jambalaya

>>47466207
Fuck moonies!

>>47468069
I'm not falling for this again, last time I spent 4 hours cooking fancy shit and it was all wasted because she just wanted to suck my dick.
This time I'm going to buy a paper plate, pop a dick-sized hole in it and go
>bon apetit

>>47468069
My neck

>Maledom?

>>47468242
Oui

>>47468242
Hellhound is unironically the perfect switch monster. There is no greater thrill than tying a hellhound down and having your way with her knowing perfectly well that she can turn the tables on you at any moment. She'll let you have your fun for now, but she's eventually going to break free. You can't let up for a second because the moment she sees you slowing down, she may decide it's her turn to set the pace.

Do not mind the ripped dress, she wanted it for aesthetic reason its like ripped jeans for maid and also she's a dead and all.

>>47468315
Fuck off.

>lamia starts panicking because you accidentally backed her into a corner
>have to go get the big hook and gently drag her out of the corner without getting bitten
>she calms down after a few seconds when she's in the middle of the room and realizes she has an escape route

>>47468346
No u
>However, it's not like they have a lot of pride or anything, so even in the case when they're assaulted by a man, they don't get angry or refuse. On the contrary, they would likely gleefully accept it and enjoy being violated as a female in bestial intercourse. However, it never means they've been "broken." When the man is basking in glory thinking he has successfully forced one of them into submission, the next moment she'll counterattack and violate him in return, as if to say, "It wasn't nearly enough."
Literally in their bio.

>>47466361
I could write this but how would I write the oppressed human resistance? It would be a bit too hard on the misery for me.

>>47466915
Hey, am I not good enough?!

So anons, what specie is your wife, and what accent does she have, if she speaks your language at all?

For me it's a Minotaur with a North Dublin accent

>>47468483
dragon wight, in the welsh accent

Breed elves.

>>47468552
you get mere Welsh sheep instead anon

>>47468579
Only if she files down her ears.

>>47468442
No offense, but I don't know how I feel about being stuck in a stomach full of cake, potato chips, a few dormice, and a jubjub

>>47468579
Bread elves

>>47468586
no, i can safely say i dont like any of the mammalian monsters

>>47468483
Wight, a french-like accent of the undead kingdom she's from.

>>47468614
too bad anon, the flock is upon you

>>47468715
This is perfection.

>>47468483
Familiar, her voice has a slight hum to it. Probably from all the years of magical chanting. I couldn't give say it's similar to any human language I know.

>>47468595
That actually sounds really good.

>>47468420
probably have a lilim one woman army a base and then chase down the one man that caught her interest

Becoming a master chef for the sole purpose of denying amazons and hellhounds fine dining

>>47468838
How is that oppression? No, it needs more. Like a loss of sovereignty, forced matchmaking, terrorist cells ineffectually plotting to assassinate monster political leaders before helplessly watching as a mole on their team rats them out and half of them get raped on the spot, having lost their right to refuse.

>>47466370
Yetis are brown because they wear bikinis in the snow and get a nice tan, Whitehorns wear big coats and hats to cover up from the sun and stay warm

>>47468483
Unicorn with a very plummy uppercrust English accent
>like she's had 3 gins and is about to go foxhunting
>if she turns Bicorn, we probably will go foxhunting

>>47468890
would be fun if monsters tried diplomacy first but when shots get fired the monsters turn forcefull
showing recordings or armies surrendering or military leaders under the thrall of monsters also helps

How do I stay safe in hagville?

>>47468978
You're always safe in Hagville! Now, your bachelorhood on the other hand...

>>47468083
kill yourself, /pol/tard

>>47468992
I don't feel safe, I feel like I'm being watched all the time

>>47469011
Oh, you are. Shirohebi hags are extremely good at hiding. Check if your locks have been changed recently.

>>47469011
Shoggy says the walls having eyes is just a delusion caused by not enough shogloaf.

I want to irresponsibly get foxes pregnant.

>>47469034
Good, we can throw you to a village of Christmas cake foxes. Hope you’re ready to have a lot of daughters.

>>47469044
That's fine, I'll get them pregnant too.

>>47469077
Daughteru dicking is not only hot but also the right thing to do.

>>47466361
One of the main problems neverserved militarywank writers have is they are unaware of the reality of how soldiers of all armies throughout history will basically fuck anything that is even remotely 'female'.
>I've seen junior privates straight out of bootcamp on their first weekend leave 'in Lurv' with the most hideous obese tattooed scarred teeth-missing skank ex-stripper methed 3Ds and on Monday morning requesting the paperwork for a Padre wedding and base housing.
>think of the ugliest species or races of 'women' anywhere in the world, and it is still guaranteed that some drunken lance-corporal has turned up 2 hours awol with his dick wet in whatever syphilitic hole he could fit it into.
Thinking that 90% of your army is going to stick to its kewl laz-swords or chainsaw-gunz and blast monsters to guts&gore, when they could just surrender to instant high-grade mamono-pussy is just civilian bullshit.

>>47469077
I’m not sure your 20+ Kitsune wives would be on board with that anon. They can be jealous. Especially the loliba village elder.

>>47469034
You will learn responsibility.

Kej

>>47467968
Well, normal drugs can't clean, cook food and cudle with you at night telling you words of encouragement so that you feel motivated to go through the next day, can they?

>>47469026
This is a lie. Their heavy perfume gives them away and their meaty hips stop them from getting into places younger, slimmer girls could with ease.

>>47469026
they will give you free cookies
Espacially if you move in next to them

>>47469105
I ain't never learned nothin'!

>>47469107
Kinky short-haired kej into bondage.

>>47469119
>i did not put anything weird in them
I'd honestly be disappointed if a shirohebi told me this.

>>47469112
Oh that’s what they let you believe. Have you checked under your bed lately?

>>47469100
The post-Portal 'apocalypse' will more likely be a 'collapse of competency' or gender-based Idiocracy as 98% of single hetero Anons jump through and leave Earth with only sòyboys, Alps, religious fundamentalists, and 3Ds trying to keep all the infrastructure and complex systems running after we leave.
Even the competent Anons married to 3Ds who stay are going to be too valuable to be wasted on playing soldier.

>>47469124
>Short-haired kej
>The length of their hair goes to their knees instead of their ankles.

>>47468376
Fuck off maledomfag.

>>47469162
>sòyboys, Alps
those would leave first

Remember that in Hagville the "hot single ladies in your area" ads are not a lie there's also posters on the street and giant billboards on top of buildings

>>47469183
I suspect that even amongst the 4chan basement dwellers, there are going to be some incels too afraid of change, or of not having their interweb and tendies, to have the guts to make the Jump.
Plus all the 'I'm too depressed to be worthy' sadwankers.
Even so, whether they leave or stay, there's not going to be enough competent Anons left behind to hold together modern civilisation.

>Infertile spell
>Erectile dysfuntion magic
>Low stamina charm
>Self hatred curse
>Natural uglyness
I'm invincible againsts any monster

>>47469168
>Still has the world's longest mom braid

>>47469209
I made a pact with myself to jump through any random portals and answer any call to adventure I get.

>>47469162
The "Military Campaign" planning will more likely be Tismwans and other experts like DarkMages scrying the vital nodes and working out an infiltration plan where they insert waifus strategically into centres of infrastructure to 'capture' Anons in place and keep the systems from collapsing as the takeover commences.

>>47469162
>nly sòyboys, Alps, religious fundamentalists, and 3Ds
Those are the best people to write a story about. Religous intolerance can absolutely explain shooting a baphomet in the face when she tries to twerk her loli ass at you. Then you get to deal with the fallout of a dead baphomet, how the sabbaths handle it, and whether monsters can come up with a punishment that doesn't turn the man into a martyr. Would angels intervene? Probably.

>>47469193
God I love hag saggers

>>47469225
Twerking should be punishable by death regardless of religious beliefs or race.

>>47469211
[Shrug] Fine, stay on Earth with the leftover 3Ds.
The 3Ds might actually get so desperate that they'll eventually take an interest in whatever male dregs are left.
Enjoy your 3D future.

>>47469225
>Then you get to deal with the fallout of a dead baphomet
Nah, fuck off to spacebattles

>>47469244
You mean a ghost baphomet.
OC do not steal btw.

>>47469237
This moderate has a point.

>>47469241
As a concept the idea of how human women's behavior would change once they've instantly been reduced in value is fascinating. It's a struggle to imagine that world.

>>47469225
Yeah, the majority of 'Order'-equivalents on Earth who are going to resist Mamono-waifus are the uneducated intolerants - IS, BokoHaram, Amish, Biblethumpers, and other uneducated bigots - so while it's understandable why their beliefs will cause them to resist the Change, but also they're the groups less likely to be able to maintain the global infrastructure after all the 'progressive heathen infidel Anons' leave with a mamono-waifu.

>>47469271
>Using bigots
Go back, stupid faggot

>>47469222
>the first Portals are blindly opened on Earth at random
>the first Portal opens in a slum in Bangalore
>the Lilim stands at the lip of the Podium , ready to give her Victory speech
>she isoverwhelmed with the stench of a shitsmeared wave of Dalits clammering for her to 'show bobs and vageene'
>Lim: "Move the Portal 1000metres higher, drop the Mana-nuke, we'll try again further north."

>>47469193
I wonder who's financing all that propaganda

>>47469162
This apocalypse scenario is retarded. If portal opens they won't be any war. They will infiltrate any sensible area and take care of it, turning everyone into puppets before revealing themselves

>>47469314
It's all fun and games until jesus and thor come to lead the opposition.

>>47469225
>Portal opens in the Middle East Caliphates
>dozens of djinns and houris rush through
>the locals panic and flee
>Tismwan Planner to the Lilim General: "I told you we should have sent cute Bapho-gotes"

>>47466621
I enjoyed this! Ignore the troll, he does this with most of the newer writers unfortunately. I left some feedback that I hope wasn't presumptuous and will help you going forward.
Can't wait for what comes next!

>>47469314
It's not a 'war' apocalypse, more a dystopian collapse event.

>>47469347
utopian*

Only one monster setting ever did democratic elections. Remember that.

>>47469351
vote with your womb

>>47469327
If Thor turns up, he's going to get swamped by horny Valkyries.
Jesus suddenly realises all those horny nuns are already officially 'Brides of Christ' and are now demanding their conjugal rights.

>>47469313
Big fuckable danuki saggers got me acting unwise.

>>47469351
Democratic erections is where it's at.

>>47469355
>>47469364
>replying to it

>>47469209
im selling humanity out the first chance i get, and sell my soul, i dont need that either

>>47469378
>replying to people replying to it

>>47469241
>>47469255
It becomes a 'Last man on earth' scenario where those few remaining men are going to be the most fuckedup examples that even the lowest-tier mamonos wouldn't touch.
Also most high-end 3Ds are going to be desperately trying to get monsterized as an alternative to going from being popular 9-10/10s to instantly being unwanted 1-2/10s in comparison.

>>47469378
>replying to me

Don't tell them I said this but I think hellhounds are kind of cute

>muh monsters are stronger and better than humans!!!!!!
name ONE monster that can beat, no even touch STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

>>47469392
The mental gymnastics would put the Olympics to shame. What if there weren't enough monsters for most every man to get one though? I guess monsterization of human women could help with or prevent that, but...

Imagine a hellhound training you until you're strong enough to dom her

Oh no! The evil Miss Yeti has partnered with GremTech to plunge the world into eternal winter with a diabolical weather control device! Husbands will be forced to cuddle their wives year round to stay warm!
Assemble your team, Anon. How will you breach her icy mountain lair of ultimate evil?Stop Miss Yeti before it's too late!
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>47469211
A braid? How kinky!

>>47469392
Stacys tfw all the Chads have dumped them and gone through the Portals with hotter and better Mamono waifus, and the only guy left in town is Depresso McSadwanker the greasy basement dweller.

NO!!!!
Stop these trash pandas, they're tanking the market to devalue my assets!

>>47469409
Holst:"Got milk?"
SCSA folds like used paper.

Kiki tongue bath or lamia tongue bath?

What's the better option?

>>47469424
>Dhampir, Jorou-Gumo, Pixie
Easy. Scale the walls with spider. Dhampir heroically draws away the guards while Pixie and I sneak into her inner sanctum and spike her brewing hot chocolate with pixie dust. Once she's asleep we take out the weather controller.

>>47469424
>Malef
>Manticore
>Bunyip
I'm sure this will end well and not with me inevitably betrayed and raped in one of miss yeti's closets

Tentacle cuddling.

>>47469482
Both are disgusting but kiki at least come with a good girl.

>>47469482
Lamia. Tonguelets can't compete.

>>47469424
>Bicorn
>Amazoness
>Youko
Nope, I'm calling a dark elf friend to sell those 3 to her. I'm sure that I can exchange for a new heater unit

Tentacle tickling.

>>47469536
>>47469554
tentacles are good girls who deserve cuddles AND tickles

>>47469554
Tentickles

No one can top this portal scenario
https://alexdohenyw.moe/7-days-of-dotr/

>>47469626
There's something about the purity of angels that no other girl has. It might just be a kind of eurocentric racism though.

>>47469587
Dangerous time to be waiting for the bus alone.

Are Monster Girls picky about their males? Or do they take anything they can get?

>>47469674
All the profiles say they have preferences, like if you show them a crowd of dudes they'll be selective. But aside from that, if you can prove your love... or exist in some cases... you can snag that monwife

>>47469424
>Parasite slime
>Dormouse
>Creeping coin
...This is why i leave nothing to chance nor luck.
Creeping coin is goint to use her currency to contract several mamono paramilitaries that we can use for dustraction and cannon fodder.
In the meantime, i will be pumping loads into the slime and the dormouse, to 1:incubize and become stronger, 2:feed the slime to make her split, 3get the dormouse so addicted to my cum until she can't live without it. A week before the final assault, i'll stop and seal the dormouse in a room with the strongest shackles i can find, and call back the creeping coin and have her buy as much coffee as she can, as well as hypnotize the dormouse to think i was captured by the yeti. Gather up my mercenaries and daughters and go siege the mountain. The men will be taken care of by the mamono, and the women by my daughters who will infest any important scientists and extract information on the mountain by orgasm torture. Finally, i'll destroy any infrastructure with the parasite slime, and leave the yeti to my dormouse wife stimmed with separation anxiety and kilograms of stimulants.

>>47469674
Current lore is that they are destined for a single man. So either super picky or "doesn't matter" depending on how you view it.
Non-destiny version is that some are picky and some are not, but they always want (You).
Talking about it usually leads to some shitshow since people can't agree on it and people take that as a personal insult.

>>47469690
>be anon
>pass by a kitsune
>"i love you, I can sense you are my desitned forever male!"
>gently tell her you are not interested
>she seems sad
>move on and another man passes by
>you distantly hear her shout
>"I love you I can sense you are my destined man!"
When everyone is good enough, then nobody really is.

>>47469674
Depends on the species.

Baphos, lilims, dragon, salamanders are some examples of species who are selective. It's not impossible for a man who doesn't meet their standards to marry one; it's just going to require some effort on the man's part.

P'orcs, sandworms, ghouls, jubjubs, zombies are some examples of species that have no standards. All you have to do is simply exist near them, and they will pounce on you.

>>47469587
Imagine going off grid camping for a a week and suddenly everything has changed

Kitsune hagwife using zoomer lingo like "rizz" and "Gyatt" in order to relate to her significantly younger, teenage husband.

>>47469647
Angels are just as lustful as succubi. They're just better at hiding it.

>>47469674
I don't get these type of questions. You can have a malef that wants to marry the most generic lower class man because she wants to understand the struggles of her subjects, or an autistic zombie that has spent 100 years looking for a man with a very specific temperature range.
You can make any mamono like any man as long as you consider their profiles and give her the right personality, background and ideals.

I HATE Monster Girls!

I have no strong opinions either way about monster girls

>>47469917
Liar.

>>47469928
Be amazed as I tell a succ sex with her was average. Nothing extraordinarily good or bad about it

>>47469944
R A P E

>>47469944
>outing yourself as a kuudere to a succ this fast
Eros have mercy on you, because she will lovebomb you so hard it will make hiroshima look like a joke.

>>47469838
Insecurity about their fictional drawings.

>>47469981
>>47469997
>Was that really a rape? I guess it was okay. I'm sure you'll get better at it eventually
My apathy is unstoppable

>>47469812
Piano?

>>47470024
Sounds like you need cupid correction. A love arrow will sort you out.

>The "Hot Single Girls in Your Area" ads are actually legitimate in the MGE world
>No cost
>No strings attached
>Most of the girls are who they say they are

>>47469743
>go offgrid camping for a week
>day 3 meet a strange monster creature
>shes weird but strangely attractive
>by day 5 end up fucking
>run back to town, hope nobody ever finds out youre some monsterfucker pervert
>day 7 finally get into town
>find out everyAnon in town has been fucking their mamono waifus and it started about an hour after you left

>>47470047
seems easier to target monstergirls
a lot of them are unwise to human wiles and easy to scam

>>47470047
>Genuine "Hot Single Girls in Your Area" ads
>they're a Yuki-Onna and a group of Glacies

>>47470047
>If you ever get catfished it'll be by a slovenly mermaid

birdposting

>>47470061
They all want to go on ice cream dates

>>47470047
>Most of the girls
>Most
I sense fox trickery is afoot.

>>47470089
>He fell for the tanuki trickery that used fox trickery as a red herring
Foolish, but understandable.

>>47470063
Nooo!!! Not the Slovenian mermaids!

>>47470089
usually it's cheshire dyed to look like a werecat and she tries really hard to not laugh at bad jokes

>>47470088
This is pretty rare to see. Spooky.

>>47470094
been a while since rusalka came up

>>47470095
Gotta bring the Big Book of Bad Puns on the first date with any kot to suss out any cheshires in disguise.

>>47469838
Hell in the process of searching for her you can become the kind of man she wants. Want a Salamander but you're weak? You just so happen to find a magic sword that makes you strong! Malef? you somehow perform a heroic deed and gain a kingdom. and so on and so on.

Young, lustful monsters and their young, lustful bodies are irresistable to human men.

Mamano courtship instructions.

>>47470127
This is a fact
Men literally can't resist the form of a monster loli

>>47469001
>/pol/
?

>>47470127
I'd end up just treating them like actual little sisters instead of what they want

>>47470047
MGE girls would use truly personalized and targeted ads, calling you out by name and fetishes.

>>47469909
I know you are a troll anon and I’m only replying to >>47469909 just because I believe today a troll has to work for >>47469917 s

>>47470140
I think he just picks random things.

>>47470127
Needs more Oppai.

>>47470137
my god

>"uuuh heh /pol/? never heard of it hehe ummm yes my fellow anon truly THEY are the schizo!" starts at the EXACT same time as off topic image posting begins
wow what a coinsidence

Runya is 1000 years old and she still falls asleep whenever she tries to cast any spell, this proves that she is a dork.

>>47470142
That's scary.

>>47470167
Mating press

>>47470142
>>47470168
Hah, I am not disabling my adblock and not clicking any ads. I won't be tricked!

>>47470167
Actually she's quite young, under 20 years, and incapable of doing magic.

Mommy? I mean, mommy?, i mean, mommy?, i mean...

>>47470189
If I remember correctly she was born in xxx ME and it was started somewhere that the current year in xxxx ME.

>When an elfs grandmother is a Holstaur

>>47470142
Jokes on them, I use adblocker
>B-but a-anti adblo--
Don't care, Don't use websites if I see ads.

>>47469105

>>47470206
That doesn't mean what you say it means unless the first digit in XXXX is at least two.

>>47470142
>click on zombie ad
>put in phone number
>get a call
>just get weird moaning
>hang up
>click on slime ad
>put in number
>get a call
>sounds like she's under water
>hang up
>click on automaton ad
>put in number again
>robocaller
Why can't I find love?

>>47469001
Would /pol/ be full of alps or nukis?

Talking about timelines and dates, can someone give me a quick rundown on the timeline of events from when the current DL took power to whatever current year it is in the MGE?

Post your wife

Life as a queen bee's personal drone must be amazing. Lots of time spent with your slightly above average weight and above average height bee wife. Lots and lots and lots and LOTS of daughterus, but all the babysitting duties are carried out by your worker bee sister-in-laws and your older worker daughterus. The whole hive is fiercely loyal to your queen bee wife, and to an extent, you as well. No shortage of bee vomit (honey) to eat. Beautiful hexagonal pattern throughout your home. Best of all, queen bee wife is the embodiment of nurturing, motherly, kind, and confident.

Only genuine downside is the occasional princess bee daughteru who rebels and leaves with a few groupies. It's rare, but it breaks your heart to see a daughteru leave home.

>>47470247
Bees communicate with silly dances. So there's also plenty of time to slow dance with her

>>47470227
I found it Saphirette Spherica was born is XX90 ME. Meaning that even if Runya was born in 999 ME she would be at least 90 in XX90 ME. Saphirette is at least 16 years old thus Runya is at least 106 years old, but yeah it does feel like she is 20.

>>47470141
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious breeder.

>>47470245
I don't have one.

>>47470261
Damn elves and their wiggly ears
Reducing the young unicorn prince!
Half elf correction is needed!

I'm gonna start posting order propaganda on 4mon just to piss off demon extremists.

>>47470261
I should emulate this. Elves are great.

>>47470261
Heart pupil eyes and elegance now. In a few hours, at night, leather outfit and whipping you as you're tied up. That's dark elves for ya.

>>47470142
>HOT SINGLE GIRLS IN YOUR AREA
>SPECIFICALLY ANON MCANONSON'S AREA, IN THE CITY OF ******* AT STREET ADDRESS ***********, ZIP CODE *******
>CLICK HERE, THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU
>AND ALSO WATCHING YOU
>DO IT RIGHT NOW
Man, these ads are getting weirder and weirder. Anyone know a good blocker?

>>47470302
This would actually make elves much better if they could do this.

>>47470142
That's just a succuvirus who's too shy or autistic to talk to you directly like a normal person.

Accidentally in love

>>47470321
maybe if people disabled their adblocks and antiviruses and downloaded succuvirus approved software she wouldn't need to use obtuse methods.

>>47470325
Ogres are scary

>>47470297
I don
t like how your post implies she won't be heartpupiling while she whips you elegantly.

>>47470263
You underestimate the power of platonic brotherly love!

Monsters that would cum just from wholesome headpats?

>>47470363
All Sabbath members

>>47470363
Old Jinko

>>47470314
Why do you hate elves?

Yes, paws...

>>47470325
I'M A DELIVERY GIRL

>>47470373
They are simply boring.

>>47470363
Manticores, obviously. Just walk up to one and give her a big ol' pat on the head.

>>47470371
I wanna sit on her lap.

>>47470377

>>47470363
Alp

If you ever find yourself cornered by a horny fox, just chant "Rapist, no raping" three times fast and they'll back off.

Miss Sandworm, please stop using the dune buggy as a vibrator.

>>47470416
>but what if I want to be a pink fox's cuddle toy?

>>47470401
>ear decorations
I like this

>>47470422
>"Okay!"
>She swallows the dune buggy and its driver into her stomach
"No, you ate the driver too!"
>She's giving you bedroom eyes
"Sweetie, the driver! Spit him out!"
>She rapes you hard because she got too turned on by the dune buggy vibrator
I'd like to say everything ended okay, but no one ever saw the driver again. Parts of the frame were found broken apart and deteriorated from digestion, but the driver... well it's presumed he met an untimely end.

He was digested because he was a future alp. Instead his spirit is now in sandworm-chan egg that you just fertilized. The driver will be reborn as a sandworm, and he'll be the girl he always wanted to be.
Sort of a happy end, right?

>>47470423
>>47470441
>replying to gacha spam

>>47470446
>replying to me

>>47470446
>>47470449
>Me replying to you

>>47470425
The aquarium doesn't want you to know this, but the mermaids are free. I have two mermaids in my bathtub.

i cast cum on chesh

>>47470467
>Cheshire is immune to cum attacks
>Cheshire heals HP due to her hidden ability "Cum Guzzler"
>Cheshire casts confusion on Anon

Have you prayed today?

>>47470382
She's cute, and her antics are humorous.

>>47470238
Please help. This is important.

>>47470238
I think KC has been leaving it pretty vague, other than it's been thousands of years since the change.

>>47470504
Thousands of years? That can't be.

>>47470504
>>47470525
Roughly one thousand.

>>47470532
When did the hero and the mamono lord meet then? Must be pretty recently?

Dog goes woof
Cat goes meow
Bird goes tweet
And mouse goes squeek
But there’s one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?

>>47470047
The ads are legit and so are the penis enhancer pills and the bigger sex drive and stamina pills. The meds aren't free, but they work. Don't trust me? Buy 'em and try 'em on your new lamia wife you found through the ad.
Side-effect: you get jubjub brain for a month straight, and pulling out for more than 2 minutes at a time is physically and mentally painful.
The guaranteed pregnancy pills are 100% fake.

>Your wife has sex with you for hours
>Through moans of unbearable pleasure, you ask her to stop
>She becomes even more aggressive than before

Haha. Imagine being stuck in a slime.

>>47470551
>"glup glok glug glup"
>spit, tears, and seed running down her face

>>47470551
The fox says nothing. The fox says everything.

>>47470571
>spit, tears, and seed running down her face
The love language of monsters.

>>47470446
I declare that pink foxes are cute and exempt from accusations of gacha. I WILL be mercilessly bred by pink foxes, and nobody can stop me.

>>47470546
In the short window between her ascension to power and turning the monsters into monster girls.

>>47470597
>In the short window
How short is that window? Hundreds of years? Did she come into power 1k years ago, then somewhen she met the hero, and then put the plan in motion to turn monsters into monstergirls, or did ALL of that happen 1k years ago?
And if it's the first, did all monstergirls transform at the same time, or did that take some time while she did the infinite energy glitch with her husband to achieve godhood?
From what i could gather from the threadcanon, the change to monstergirls happened max 200 years ago.

>>47470620
>threadcanon
You might as well be making it up.

>>47470627
No? Usually when we talk about the order and their motivations, the fact that monstergirls were bloodthirsty monsters is still a fresh memory, something your grandparents could have talked about and lived themselves, or your greatgrandparents perhaps.
1k years is such a long time that it completely changes what i thought was happening.

>>47470620
A couple centuries at most is what I've always imagined. A couple generations allows the society/culture that we enjoy to have developed, and explains the almost religious fervor the extremists have since they've built paradise in the demon realms. It's all most of the mamono would have known.
Too little time and their society is much more chaotic and less cozy, but too much would make the continuing war with the Order increasingly unlikely.

>>47470580
>If she loved you, she'd swallow it all
>If you loved her, you'd cum so much she couldn't swallow it all
It's a matrimonial arms race in which everyone wins.

>>47470470
begging for scritches

>Okay so I might have gone for a joyride in a car that might have belonged to the Demon Lord's husband and that might be why Eros transferred me to B Company.
>Some people call it Bad Company but you know kids these days when they say something's bad they actually mean it's good so really it's like Good Company, you know?

>>47470720
Is this the start of her fall from grace and eventual service under the Fallen Goddess?

>>47470646
>1k years is such a long time that it completely changes what i thought was happening.
To be fair, that's pretty common in fantasy in general. I blame the people denigrating the middle ages and pretending nothing of note happened between the fall of Rome and the beginning of the Renaissance.

>>47469336
Whomst.

>>47470142
>every ad you see is now a dragon
>the same dragon
>dozens of pictures and click-bait articles showing how great she is
>all the ads have her full name and address on them
>start to get more and more threatening
>eventually calls you out by name and demands that you stop dragging your feet and dm her already

>>47470816
Some big ego, I think.

>>47470835
>keep getting scantily clad pictures of the same girl

>>47470849
Naruhodo.

>>47470856
Isn't that how dragons usually dress though?

>>47470835
>Eventually, you break down and DM her.
>She IMMEDIATELY demands an in-person date.
>Talk her down to a coffee date on Saturday.
>Show up to the coffee shop.
>It's totally packed with customers.
>All Cheshires.
Anon got PRANKED

>>47470835
>>47470856
There would have to be something wrong with you if you wouldn't chase her down. Only reason I can think of that you wouldn't is if you thought it was a trap, like you were gonna get mugged or a kidney stolen.

>>47470886
I'm becoming a neet and never answering dms or going on dates again.

>>47470880
She's looking a little pudgy.

>>47470887
Don't worry about your kidney. She'll steal the rest of you too

>>47470899
For maximum contact during cuddling and cuddlefucking for when she finally gets her husband.

>>47470899
That Lucoa is not canon

>>47470880
It's for aerodynamics.

>>47470907
Monstergirl husbandbulking is an increasingly common occurrence. The older a monstergirl gets still a virgin, the more her thighs, hips, ass and breasts widen.

>>47470880
That is mostly how old monsters dress

>>47470646
1,000 years isn't that long ago
babylon is still pretty new

>>47470351
>the power of platonic brotherly love
Would it be enough if the girls aren't your sisters?

>>47470943
Yeah, yeah, haha elf no sense of time, think old thing new. Haha anon no sense of time, think repeated ad nauseum meme still new.

>>47470886
I tell Eros and she has them all cursed as punishment.