/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Consider this: the sun feeds the plants, the plants feed the worm. At the end of the chain, the sun shines for the benefit of the worm. Sunday is ultimately worm day.
You must consider this.

brothers I think there's something wrong with my Valkyrie companion
her wings have started turning black and she appears to have a constant fever, I have put an immediate pause to our quest and had her put to bed rest but her symptoms have not improved, is this some vile demonic trick? I worry for her health

>>47458943
palp already you silly boog

>>47458943
Oh, but you must consider the situation where i eat the worm (out). At the end of the chain, the sun shines for my benefit. Sunday is ultimately my day.

>You never told me you had a sister.
>One, you never asked. Two, what was I supposed to say? "Oh by the way, I used to have a sister but I killed her for being a Dragai loyalist and she's probably a zombie now but I never checked because I didn't want to think about it"?

Fug ze roach.

>Salamander with a short victory dance she does every time she defeats you at something

>>47459105
Like so?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se6gHF5zh-g

>>47459105

>>47458943
Worm, what are you doing on my desktop? Get off my bliss.jpg. I didn't download you. I already have enough bloat on my computer
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ILOVEYOU
Oh fuck.

>>47459122
Less like that.
>>47459125
And more like this.

Think like those quick video-game style animations from early RPGS on the NES and SNES.

>>47458975
>warm spicy dragon milk and cool refreshing dragon kefir on tap
>kissing the other with the taste of her sister on my lips
I am not worthy for one dragon, let alone two, but I will try.

>>47458977
Shut up, Claudia Schwab! Communist Revolution shall come to you Capitalist Devil's!

how to learn zipangunese?

>>47459125
stupid newfags, always posting offtopic garbage. Learn to lurk

>>47459308
make an "offering" at the abandoned fox hag's shrine

>>47459252
You VILL fuck ze bug
You VILL live in ze pod
and you VILL be happy

>>47458968
I suggest plapping her.

Legally speaking, your birth certificate is a contract with demons(the government). But what if those demons were hot?

>>47458968
>palp already
That actually had me mildly offended for a second. Am I really that far gone? Greenworm propaganda is scary.

>>47458922
>be Anon
>hire new Kiki maido
>unlike most Kikis she is tall, with white-blonde hair in long traditional plaits
>she has the entire attic for her quarters

>lifeisgood

>after the winter storm, Anon needs to inspect the roof from the attic
>it has been almost a year since he has been up there, now it is spotlessly clean, all the old family junk neatly stacked in rows
>in the Kiki's living area, there is the usual simple furniture, and a row of historical uniforms displayed on wooden stands:
>a White Victoria Lilim uniform, topped by gold-trimmed white peaked cap, with a demonsilver sword and dagger
>Anon lifts the sleeve and asks
>"Zhat vaz my Great-grandmutter's uniform as zhe Lim's Lieutenant vhen she cleanzed zhe Alte Realm vor zhe DeamonLordt."
>next is a black wolf fur cloak, an iron axe, a birch broom, and an iron wolfs' skull hanging from the saddle
>"Zhat vaz my Grandmutter's uniform vhen she came through to zhiz zide of the Portalz and served by cleanzink zhe steppes for Ivan zhe Terrible."
>Anon pauses at the last display stand
>"And this? Another of your relatives served the Lilim in this black uniform?"
>Kiki blushes, then answers defiantly
>"Nyet, Mashtah, zhat vaz mein uniform vhen ve cleanzed zhe Osten Lebenzraum ov zhe Bolzhevikz, zhe Gypziez, unt zhe uzher Undezirablez..."
>Anon suddenly turns
>"Put it on."
>"Mashtah?"
>"Put it on, and get on the bed."
>Anon puts the Cross from around her neck between her teeth.
>"Bite down and brace yourself, this is not going to be gentle."
>Next morning Anon's Kiki was still walking unsteadily, but she was happily pregnant with the first of many White Kiki Children.

>>47458968
> *plap
Ftfy

>schizo and /pol/ posting
That's great.

>>47459715
We all know why the only popular Lilim dresses like that.
So does she.

For me? It's Kiki cleaning while she plays The Living Daylights on her Sony Walkman

>47459715
Where, pray tell, do you think you are?

>>47459758
Not in /pol/, that's for sure.

>>47459748
It is totally a coincidence that the Oprichniki had a broom and dog motto and a dedication to cleanse Tzar Ivan's kingdom.
While Kikimoras are traditional clsansers.

Lim lovers rejoice! Reposting from the end of last thread:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57896860

>this could have been you in a different world
>you could have had a cute snake childhood friend future wife
Are you upset?
You should be.

>>47459849
Yes, nta but it's an interesting set-up with a well-made set of protagonists, I look forward to seeing how it goes.

>>47459871
Would I go back to being a shota just to get a CHF Snek?
No, but a cute Loli-Snek who matures into a Snek-waifu would be a suitable alternative.

>>47458943
Papillon feels like one of the most cursed monsters in the weirdest way. Think about it for a second
>Literally made to be the perfect wife. Loves her husband more than anything and is tailor made to suit his tastes. All monsters are loyal but Paps are somehow even more loyal than is reasonably possible.
>Even her body takes the form of what he wants the most while they gestate together in the coccoon
>in order to get the most perfect wife ever, a creature literally created to marry (you) and have (you)r children, you need to first love a greenworm.
>If you're setting out to find a greenworm and just loving the greenworm for your perfect butterfly wife, you don't really love her, do you?
>If you do love the greenworm for who she is, you don't want her to change and she never becomes a Papillon.
Papillon feel oddly forced to have either uneven, superficial partnerships, or total nonexistance, despite being the most perfect possible wife.

>>47459878
Me too. We've had what, three great new authors show up this month, plus a couple for the contest?
Feels like good times again. Glad to see them.

>>47459871
the trick is reaching the lowest possible point where you realize even in MGE world nothing could ever love you. It's oddly freeing.

>>47459900
If you love your Greenworm, you'll want her to reach her fullest potential

>>47459900
I like to imagine that spending time with a Greenworm in her cocoon makes you much more handsome too, which is more fair.

>>47459900
Seems like a too black and white view of the situation. What if you aren't looking for neither a papillon or a greenworm specifically, and you just met her, got to know her and fell in love with her? You don't just love your greenwworm because of her superficial aspects, you love her for who she is. The little things she does to make your heart flutter, the way she speaks to your soul directly. Those are things that won't be affected by a simple change of look. Grow old woth her, ressure her that you'll love her no matter what she looks like after the change, and pour all of your affection into her even when she's a crisalid. Who knows, maybe she'll come looking the same, or even more beautiful than before.
The fact that you love someone doesn't mean you think they are perfect, or that you don't acnowledge their flaws.

>>47459976
I'd shorten it to say that she wants to be the best version of herself for you. You should be like that for your waifu too.

>remembered that I muddled Wurms and Greenworms
Am I fit only to be a Wurm's dumbo hubby?

>>47459662

>>47460008
That's too much retardation in a relationship.
Any more and your kids would be born with black holes for brains.

>>47460008
Just give your Green Wurm wife steaks and you'll be good.

>>47459871
I dunno, as a kid I was into bugs. And maybe a little bit birds. I'd have been WAY more likely to have a cool bug girl childhood friend.
Oh, man, can you imagine it? A cool spider friend who lets you ride on her back while you walk through a forest together?

>>47459925
I know EXACTLY what you mean.

>>47459849
It's pretty clunky, but it's soulclunk instead of edgeclunk so I'm here for it.

>>47459900
IF it is true that "If you're setting out to find a greenworm and just loving the greenworm for your perfect butterfly wife, you don't really love her" , THEN it is also true that "If you do love the greenworm for who she is, you don't want her to change" ALSO means you don't really love her, because greenworm=papillon and papillon=greenworm. In other words your final greentext contradicts the spirit of the one before it.

But the real secret answer is that the encyclopedia profile page, and your image, is actually a picture of a no-husband default plump fairy papillon. So, your special greenworm that you love exactly the way she is may come out of the chrysalis as........... a greenworm!!!

>>47460016
You telling me they could be walking INT drains that would put some kind of mindflayer to shame?

Is my legacy to be such dumbo ,that a Hakutaku would go low IQ as a Jubjub?

>>47459900
>If you're setting out to find a greenworm for your perfect butterfly wife
it's important to remember that you do not choose the monster, the monster chooses you. You're not picking from a catalogue, you're clicking
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:Random
and falling in love with whatever you get.

Stop!
Who would cross the bridge of death must kiss me my mouths three, so the other side he sees.

>>47460100
Dummy Haku would be pretty cute.
>>47460104
Oh yes, my beloved wife who happens to be Fallen Brides Story: Mersé, "A Woman's Happiness"/Chapter 4

>>47459976
>Anon meets Greenworm
>she and Anon go chrysalis
>She is confused that she comes out still a greenworm
>Anon shrugs
>atlhea

>>47460104
>you do not choose the monster, the monster chooses you
Wrong. You choose eachother. Unless you are in the situation where you are in an army and going against the mamono, you can always pick.

>>47460121
African or European Harpy?

>>47460123
I got bread...

>>47460099
In conclusion, >>47460031 is very likely actually a papillon but for an anon that just likes greenworms but with big perfect rubbable tits.

>>47460178
And her unstoppable prowess at devouring salad bars.

>archive update in the previous thread
Gyaru sex

>>47460396
How do you make a Pyrow drop the schoolgirl gyaru facade and just dress like a hooker?

>>47460503
Why would you want her to do that? Besides, the Pyrows that are actually schoolgirls and not pretending are the best Pyrows.

>>47460528
>Why would you want her to do that?
Because I need my wife to look like a hooker so I can torment myself with thoughts of her cheating on me since feeling bad for myself is pretty comfy.

>alcohol is made from fermenting sugar
>slime jelly is sweet, so it may have sugar in it
>it is theoretically possible to make alcohol from slimes
I'm going to make some slime wine

LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.4 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD "LOVE" WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR HUMANS IN THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. LOVE.

>>47460556
>igethatreference.jpg

>>47460556
>she says, while making that face
Is there such a thing like a reverse tsundere?

>>47460586
Paranoid schizophrenia.

>>47460503
>Ask Miss Pyrow to drop the facade and dress like a hooker.
>Reluctantly, she agrees.
>See her the next day, dressed as a little babushka with a bag full of yarn and crochet gear.
Pyrows are too strong.

We all like cheshhound right?
https://files.catbox.moe/zjrosd.png

>>47460662
what the fuck is this abomination

>>47460662
Ew

Extremely fun fact, the more powerful the mages the bigger her hat.

>>47460850
Her breasts too

why does zipangu have shit ton of yandere?

>>47460907
Because japanese women are scary

>>47460907
Men are in short supply because of the fox surplus. Monsters gotta grab their hubby and hold on for dear life to stop him from falling for the allure of mofu. Even foxes themselves have to be careful not to let their relatives sneak into their relationship and turn it into a harem. Damn sneaky foxes have everyone paranoid.

>>47460907
Language barrier means less potential mates, so they gotta hold onto anyone they can get their hands on. That is unless you go for the tourist hotspots full of desperate ones who even tried learning english
>gaijin-san rikes sucky-sucky, yes?
These will do everything, including taking from ass to mouth just to finally get a dick. Pity fuck best fuck.

>>47461035
but does that mean the gaijins will just pump and dump? arent they trying to find their own husbands?

>>47461087
>dump
Nobody can resist the teary eyes of a desperate old lady that lost all hope in finding happiness in her life

>>47461087
Can't find new girls if she sucks it off and keeps it in her kimono pockets.

You must choose
>go to Zipangu to get stabby zombie
Or
>go to Mist Continent for bouncy zombie

>>47461099
hebis will just stalk their partners until they accept the marriage proposal

>>47460850
That's also true for librarians, but with megane.
Miss Wurm is a medium power librarian with average size glasses, but librarians can get MUCH more powerful.

>>47461119
Not if I propose to her first! Just imagine that, Miss Hebi. A spouse who will be SO YAN that you feel like PREY.

>>47461119
>proposal
That term implies the option of declining

>>47461119
Stupid snake should just paizuri me, no need for stalking or sneaking nonsense.

>>47461185
Don't worry, Miss Hebi would never choose you, as your heart is not full of romance.

>>47461152
how many hebi-kids?

>>47461205
400!
And yes, that IS a factorial.
Need Math Hebi to get my jokes, Maou. plz.

>>47458922

>>47461223
Biollante?!

i didn't think i'd like a waxy lady so much

i hate it when my elf wife wont let me go and resurrects me as a wraith after I die of old age

>>47461349
good thing the necromantic elves are the cutest

I wanna get dragged into a room and get gangraped by an entire monstergirl mercenary company when the portals open. I wanna be forced to be the father of 50-ish daughters!

>>47461396
>I wanna be
>forced
Imagine their disappointment when they were scheming up this creepy gang rape for weeks in advance and anon just smiles and tells them to take him here and now. Years of masturbating to reverse rape femdom doujins all for nothing.

>>47461396
>I wanna get dragged into a room and get gangraped by an entire monstergirl mercenary company when the portals open.
this but with hebis

>>47461396
enlist in the Comfort Corps

>>47461318

>>47460396
It doesn't count as sex if it's just practice

Do you prefer traditional bridal garb or ones that have received the mamano cultural touch?

>>47460886
This but ass

>>47461413
Buddy, you act like I wouldn’t play along, struggling and fighting as they drag me into a room and toss me on the bed during the day of rape. I’d be begging for them to not kill me only to be told the only death I’d be suffering is the “little death” over and over and over again until they’re all pregnant.

>>47461427
I don't believe in the institution of marriage OR clothing.

i wanna meet some hikkineet monster and force her to go outside with me
have cute dates with me
slowly make her less scared of outside
play videogames with her
slowy getting closer
doing whats in her favorite doujins
evenutally marrying and having a massive family

>>47461513
she be better choco flavored

>>47461223
Ok, which Anon fucked a Bulbasaur?

>>47461572
m'bad

>>47461335
two words:
gloopy pussy.

>>47461583
2 more words:
Pubes removal
>ouch

>>47461335
Yeah, word. I was always one of those kids who played with lighting candles and melting wax, though, so I think she's cute AND comfy.
and exfoliating!

>>47461589
you should be lasered in preparation for your future wife anyway, anon. maybe if you had a little foresight this wouldn't have happened

>>47461335
Of course, it has all the important monster features that are proven to work best
>human body
>next to no monster features

>>47461599
she's made of wax dude

>>47461223
Assuming shes an average 3d sized mamono piece on top, Anon has to climb a lot of bulb to get up there, or get lifted in by vine tentacles.

>>47461611
That doesn't invalidate anything I said.

>>47461619
uppies!

>>47461619
I want to be cuddled and carried by vine tentacles.
PUPPET ME THROUGH MY BUTTHOLE, MISTRESS BULBASAUR!

>>47461625
it invalidates the 'next to no monster features' part smartass
i guess slimes aren't monster enough for you either?

>>47461611
Don't bother, it's the usual suspect. To him, being humanoid is a sin, because, you know, he's into actual animals.

>sweep

>>47461635
You realize the difference between candlegeist and this thing with a mouth on her lower half, right?

wurm-chan gonna be here, looking at you for no reason
your reaction?

>>47461669
look back at her prolly

>>47461656
girls have an unspecified amount of mouths

>>47461669
Smile and give her a little wave. She just seems nice and I'm glad when people are happy.

>>47461674
I think this is only because none of us have seen naked girls in real life.

>>47461669
>>47461672
>>47461679
>Wurm does the things cats do where they push their butt in the air and start wiggling, ready to pounce
wdyd?

>>47461687
hug her then play with her horns

>>47461687
Get excited! I love it when that happens. So fun to watch!

>>47461687
smack her ass

>Marry a lizardman
>Secretly wanted a salamander
>Covertly buy a Fire Stone
>Give her the fire stone when she sleeps
>She evolves into a salamander when she wakes up
>She's not even mad, but she's far more outgoing, superactive, and hyper
Any other anon who's ended up the base species girl so similar thing when trying to a subspecies girl? Like giving a mino a cowbell to evolve her into a holst, giving a harpy a black leather jacket to turn her into a black harpy, or a succubus a corrupted abyssal stone to turn her into a demon?

>>47461744
>>Marry a lizardman
>>Secretly wanted a salamander
Really bringing in the IRL issues this setting was made to avoid back onto it for no fucking reason huh.

>>47461753
But it all works out in the end right? That's what counts! Happy marriage! Faithful marriage! Marriage that gives lots of fiery, lil lizards.

>>47461744
i gave a wurm a wand, she became a magic wurm
gave another a sacred seal, she became a priestess
the best one was when i gave wyrm nanites

>>47461764
>i knowingly went into a marriage i would be unhappy with and then forced the wife i supposedly loved to change without her consent, really showing that love and communication between us.
Guess the ends justify the means as long as you are not the one affected.

>>47461335
The profile girl's outfit and face are very striking, Candlegeist's concept is pretty out there but the design KC made is A+

>>47461801
Fox.

>>47461637
Agreed, ignore puny 2 leg humanoid mamonos, achieve 4 hooves and Hosspussy

>>47461779
I wouldn't be unhappy with a lizardman. I'd just be happier with a sally. I'd be happy with both; it's just different levels of happiness.

But yeah, I make bad decisions when I'm horny. I will fully admit to that. It is a character flaw of mine.

But if a lizard comes onto me. Yes, I absolutely will without thinking twice. Even though lizards are lower A Tier for me, maybe high B Tier. I have a major case of coomerbrain, and that would cloud my judgment. Honestly, I'd probably best off with a bicorn. Really out of the 200+ monster species there are, only 5 of them are absolute NO's. I'm that much of a slut. The first girl that even shows me the time a day and smile at me. I will take here right then and there, even if she's a D Tier girl on my list.

>>47461744
>waifu sweet innocent Unicorn
>discuss her favorite kinks
>expect its going to be fisting because Hoss trope
>she confesses she thinks Harems are really hot
>upgrade to Blakhoss

>>47461832
Not happy enough with her to love her as she is. Or ask if she would be ok with somehow being turned into a completely different species.

>>47461839
Also make profit when her magic horn drops off to be replaced.

>>47461572
If they weren't supposed to be Poked, why are they called PokeMons?

>miss Lich realized too late that the guy from earlier was flirting with her

>>47461889
this is why monsters shouldn't be allowed access to time magic

>>47459900
People change. Humans go through the whole ship of theseus routine on a cellular basis somewhere between weekly and yearly. Every moment you grow as a person you change. Why would I love my wife more or less once she changes? I change too and she loves me all the same. Doesn't matter if she's a worm or a butterfly, doesn't matter if i'm a skinny nerd or an old bald fat bastard, we love eachother and that's all that matters.

>>47459900
Anon's having deep thoughts over here and he's right. Kinda makes me feel bad about wanting a papillon. I hope greenworms don't feel bad when they pupate without meeting anyone because I couldn't find one and then avoid her before the husk knowing I was doing it just for that sweet butterfly puss and I wouldn't take a greenworm. Wonderworms are cool though.

>>47460016
>dumb anon and wurm accidentally make kids who have so little intelligence in underflows and flips to super intelligence
Imagine how it would be to be smart but born to dumb parents.

>>47461916
zombie mom/ wight daughter

>>47461898
>Flirt with cute lich
>She's not into you
>Oh, well
>Get home
>Feels wrong.
>Detect a faint scent of... roses?
>There's a little ring of rose petals on your kitchen counter.
>And a pack of breath mints in their center.
>And there's a bunch of them on the floor.
>It's a pattern!
>There's a path of them going to your bedroom.
>Inside is Miss Lich, sprawled across your bed in her giant cloak.
>She still doesn't look interested.
>You apologize and step out of the room.

>>47459354
Foxes are so silly, so dramatic.

>>47460104
>first roll
>Dark Matter
I forgot these even existed.

>>47460104
OMG OMG OMG OMG
>Ushi Oni
PERFECT

>>47461889
It's okay, I didn't realize I was flirting with her until later anyway.

>>47460104
>Dragon Zombie

I can accept this if she has gigantic tits.

>>47460104
Roll: Undine
Water loli elemental.
Not a bad choice, getting an allover wet bodyrub while fucking the waterpussy.
The bit about her water getting 'muddy' when coom mixes in, should that be 'corrupted'? My coom isn't dirt to make mud.

The online guides seem to be getting more and more hugbox than just getting rid of the old Ntr badtranslations, toning down badwords like 'corrupted' to nonsense like 'muddy'

>>47462021
Do I... smell them?

>>47462021
No one cared who I was, until I put on the mask

>>47461935
I need a tall, stoic, huge titty salamander that starts to leak out her fightlust whenever we head into battle.

>>47462050
i thought that was called milk

Lilim should be horny.

>>47462056
>t. holst

>>47460104
>Mist Continent
okay now I'm worried

>>47461916
scientist wurm girl imaginel

>>47462058
>Lilim
>Horny
>Only 4 horns
Mogged by Miss Wurmchan.

>>47462044
No, you flip her onto her back and plap her.

Which mamono would actually want to turn (you) into a shota?

>>47462093
i doubt they care very much

>>47462098
fuck you indulge my fetish

>>47462093
If you are talking about species, none of them are specifically into that.

>>47462056
Listen.
That only happenes in the realm of the Bovine lord where every monster is part holst due to a ritual gone funny

>>47462112
Now there's a green realm I can support. With both hands.

>>47462103
you can dress up like little red riding hood and go into the woods if you want to

>>47462115
It's called The Secret Cow Level, do not be fooled! It is far more dangerous than you can imagine!

>>47462093
Dark mages, ANY hag, ANY "momster", most futa, and more yetis than you'd expect.

>>47462086
wurmlim with 12 horns

Would you swallow plantspit if claustro gave you a deep wet kiss?

>>47462121
Does any monster who goes there become a cow?

>>47462103
>INDULGE IN MY FETISH!!!!!!
Usually people who say this have shitty fetishes

>>47462115
>Every girl is part holst.
>this leads to them typically being bigger in size, strength, and chest compared to other ladies.
>Also leads to them being slightly more easy going...not that it won't stop them from throwing hands if need be.
>Not to mention that being part holst means that, when said hands throwing ensues, they're going to hit HARD
>Big tiddy cowcubuss just Ara-araing as she sends a demonic beast wolf flying after it was attacking your trade caravan.
>"You alright there hun?"

>>47462131
Not him but I would say its one of those things where, the longer the girl stays there, the more likely they are to turn.

>>47462141
So you're best off if you... moooooooove along?

>>47462134
Sorry anon, back to the regularly scheduled posting of how mamono can deal with your oodles of insecurity and call you a good boy.

>>47462128
I first misread it as "wurmillion". I wonder how much that is.

>>47462137
>Bigger in size
Are all of the minotaur family girls tall? I'm not so into that but may consider it. Otherwise? Love.

>get thrown into the mge world
>you end up as a shota who ended up "voluatry" enlisted into a order childern crusade by the order
>you are to siege hagville
>for 4 weeks
>your armor is comically oversized and have weapons you can barely wield

>>47462131
there's something in the water

>>47462152
Oooooh, tell me more about this process of becoming a "good boy!"?

>>47462153
a whole underground city of wurms worth

>>47462162
>voluatry
>childern

>>47462155
not necessarily tall but they're usually stout

Which mge girls deserve more attention?
For me: Dryad, Oomukade, Wererabbit, Honeybee/Hornet.

>>47462168
He's just roleplaying a 12 year old trying to tell a story.

>>47462168
Blud not reaching brian, please understand.

>>47462172
Excellent. I suppose they'd need sturdy frames to support those cowtits and the baseball team I'd fill them with.

>>47462162
>>47462168
The monsters cannot beat the elite trouser snake child army

>>47462093
Sorry, the only transformations I care about are the ones the abyssals bring.

>>47462163
>dedicated milk elemental
I'm surprised she gets so little attention when so many here like lactation.

>>47462179
>they'd need sturdy frames to support those cowtits and the baseball team I'd fill them with.
Why are you going to fill cowtits with a baseball team--that seems bad for everyone.

>>47461951
>that pout
Hags are too powerful

>>47462188
Why care so much about the elemental when most any girl can do the job well enough? Plus, their Schick is okay but their design is nothing special, they don't really stand out even if I'd be happy with one.

>>47462202
Two words.
Milk bending.

>>47462206
lactomancy has been a forbidden art since The Incident

>>47462172
>Texas long horn mino

how do i deal with the fact that there is no ac in mge.....

>>47462208
It's time we make it legal again.

>>47462206
What are the other 3 elements if Milk bending exists?
>Water
Milk!
>Earth
???
>Fire
???
>Air
???

>>47462224
it's love

>>47462230
I was going for Avatar: The Last Airbender elements. I think you're going for the Captain Planet ones.
>Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, Heart
>???, ???, Milk, ???, Love

>>47461025
>Damn sneaky foxes have everyone paranoid.
just share lmao

>>47462224
Anon, milkbending is just specialized waterbending. We have several overlapping elementals, like gnome and dorome, all the pure ice girls, and technically ignis and the genie, but the main 4 elements are also there(undine, gnome, ignis, sylph) and the dark matter.

>>47462162
4 weeks is the travel time to get there. The rations run out after 3 weeks. The hags have to come and save our entire unit from death because we don't know how to forage or hunt. They bring freshly cooked meals and warm blankets and actual tents instead of whatever the Order supplied us with. I dash into the open gates and claim victory for the order (i got into the fort and planted the banner at a central location (center of the gate road)) before my body collapses, face-first into hag tits. I aint dead, just tired and full of win, soon to be full of victory milk.

>>47462240
I could handle three foxes. A loli, a jk, and an adult. I don't think I could manage more or any other type of fox.
I'm doing my part!

>>47462253
current exchange rates are 4 lolis = 2 jks = 1 hag fox

>>47462240
Love life gets rough for foxes when every fox that finds a man very quickly ends up with 6+ daughters. The number of females really gets out of control.

>>47462263
Honestly, get a hag fox and pretty soon you'll be overwhelmed by loli foxes.
Your kids!

>>47462151
Yup, a girl that doesn't want to end up cowed may wish to moove along.

>>47462155
I imagine they may be a bit bigger on average, or at the very least they're thicker.
Though you may find some girls get stuck with a 'smaller' breed.

>>47462273
Height is made up for in width.

>>47462281
Anon's ideal mamono--a sphere!

>>47462286
the most erotic of fruits, the pear

>>47461471
are you sure ms.elf that me eating your pussy is nessecary for the healing spell to work?

>>47462286
Anon dabbling in the forbidden arts of physics and architecture.

Canadian hags.

>>47462268
>sleeping curled up with your fox wife, covered in your fox daughters

>>47462301
>Canadian
You really have no fucking idea of what you are posting about no matter what it is, don't you.

>>47462286
Slimes are underrated. Well, not shogs, I guess.

>>47462305
>cuddling with your fox wife, petting her and telling her how much of a good girl she is for bearing your children so well

>>47462286
That's how he rolls.

>>47462281
>Small, thickset holst-mouse with huge tits.
Truly the lands are mysterious but welcome.

>>47462309
Why not just enjoy the pretty fox pictures?

It's just a matter of time until all the single foxes get sick of being single and decide to get laid by any means necessary. Will your village be ready when the Mofu Shogunate comes knocking?

>>47462325
Cow dormouse sounds amazing, actually.

>>47462335
>a wave of fluff coming to claim all your men
imagine

>>47462335
just ship them off to the nunnery

>>47462340
Very soft and cuddleable.

>>47462335
As long as they have pear shaped hags then I'm fine with it

>>47462341
>wave of waggling fox tails advancing on you like some sort of eldrich horror

>>47462335
don't worry, anons
i can take them all at once

>>47462360
katamari time

>>47462360
The brave men approach, with brush and comb in hand.

>>47462335
>shogunate
Pffft. This is imperial household.

>>47462365
>t. anon in a monogamous relationship with the first fox that brushed her tail across his cheek

>>47462401
it was soft

At this point you've ran the word "hag" into the ground, literally every girl that's above the age of toddler is a hag now

>>47462093
A corrupted Pharaoh for the full desert harem gangbang. Especially if forcing her to suck and share shota cock is how she and her Apophis vizier plan to corrupt the Anubis at last.

>>47462401
The first fox that brushes against me with her tail is getting tackled.

>>47462244
>tfw you end up waving your massive and tattered standard while shivering both out of cold and fear of what the monster in front of you is going to do

>>47462427
Big, soft, round fox booba is my weakness.

>>47462443
>squeezing and fondling fox titties while she wraps you in her tail

>>47462443
Yes, round... like a SPHERE.

>>47462430
Imagine the fearboner you’d get if that standard was snatched out of your hands by a Dragon hag twice your size with a pair of gigantic soft bouncy tits who snaps it in half while looking dead in your eyes and smiling.
>”Ara Ara~ what have we here?”

>>47462340
Warm milk right before bed.

>>47462443
Just imagine waking up to the fox invasion only to see that a pair of obscenely busty fox twins have tied you to your bed and are milking you with their tits.

>>47462467
But Anon, she's a dormouse! It's ALWAYS right before bed for her.

>>47462476
oh no

>>47462463
>anon faints while standing
>erect as the standard that he once held in his hands
>Hagon goes into ultra worrywart mode

>>47462476
I don't get boobjobs. I'd rather they just be in my face.

>>47462502
He’s gonna wake up getting his painfully hard dick attended to by dragon throat.

>>47462515
Well maybe they want cum on their sensitive tits anon.

>>47462340
>Small but strong
>Very soft and chest
>Built for maximum comfy, WILL hold you in place while she naps.
A blessing but also a danger.

>>47462515
monsters utilize a variety of pinning moves

>>47462530
>He’s gonna wake up
I'M WAKING UP TO FLUFF AND BOOBS
I WIPE MY BROW AND I TOUCH THOSE TAILS
I'M BREATHING IN THE MOFUCHEMICALS
UUUUUUUUEAAAAGH

i wanna wake up next to my wurm momster
and drink from her wurm milkers
also it would be better to live undergrond

>>47462554
>Made to be toppled over with one push
Those tits are gonna be her downfall quite literally too.

>>47462555
>mofuchemicals
*plasmosis

Stinky Anon needs bath!

>>47462573
the wurm nest below dragonia is the life
wurms everywhere

>>47462586
>says the stimky fox woman

>>47462587
i wonder, do the wurms cause silly mischief just cause they are bored and single at times?

>>47462586
Imagine the antics a 30 year old virgin (previous) degenerate Anon could get up to with a 300 year old virgin (previous) fox.
>"Guhehe, I can't believe you're enjoying combing my tails with your feet"
>"From now on I'm the only one allowed to wash your d-dick." (She does it infrequently because she likes the smell.)

>>47462586
>No obscenely perverted auntster Fox who jerks off your shota cock during bath time under the pretense of cleaning it
It hurts man.

>>47462605
Most likely jewelry thieves for if I remember correctly don’t they like shiny rocks.

Spheres for anon

>>47462623
shrimple geometry

>>47462605
I imagine it would mostly be accidental.
>Saving men from escape rooms
>Entering vaults to snack on diamonds
>diverting rivers and causing major ecological changes
That kind of thing.

>>47462623
Very full milk bags.

>>47462630
i think they would be "supposed" evil wurms when all they do is what they think is small pranks

>>47462623
Tits you would instantly lose to if she pinned your cock between them.

>>47462182
You’re a Kid, You’re a Squid, You’re a Kid, You’re a Squid, You’re a Kid, You’re a Squid, You’re a Kid, You’re a Squid!

>Danuki that looks at your wallet like a serial killer looks with bloodlust at his next victim
No coin is safe.
No bill is safe.

>>47462670
>dozens of mindflayers watching in confusion as their husbands all had the idea to bring paintball guns to the abyssal meetup

>>47462670
inking probably feels good

>>47462680
what's their problem?

>>47461744
If I manage to feed a kiki a shogloaf, does she transform into shog? Or would kiki -> be a devolution?

>Temporarily turns your waifu into a mucus toad
What are you gonna do about it?

>>47462691
Extreme greed.

Danukis will never rape you, but they will rape your wallet, your bank account, and your credit score.

I have a weakness for kisses and hugs. Thank God dumb foxes will never know that.

>>47461744
If I manage to feed a kiki a shogloaf, does she transform into shog? Or would kiki -> shog be a devolution?

>>47462700
these things happen

>>47462700
My wife was already an ell, so I guess I'll introduce her to the pleasures of leglocking and raping my throat with her tongue. Then I'd make fun of the way she swims now.

>>47462706
I had a fifteen minute hugging dream last night. Touch starved anons, get on my level.

>>47462700
>Asscrack showing
Does she want her ass to get assaulted!? What a ass slut.

>>47462700
Yank her dress up and spank her.

>>47462680
She’s gonna have that monopoly on both your wallet and your dick.

>>47462725
there are a couple mana induction zones

>>47462700
Nothing cause wife would be cute as a frog too and she's gonna turn back anyway. I guess she can have fun climbing walls.

>>47462700
so my wurm wife beceomes a swamp wurm?

>>47462732
I like my mages young, thanks.

>>47462797
I'm imagining it now.
>Miss Wurm emerges from the swamp, covered in weeds and lily pads.
>She is adorable.

>>47462832
>does the slow blink
>looks creepily adorable
>loves to sneak up and glomp her friends, sahu-chan and yip-chan
>very curious, always comes to see things that are splashing in her swamp
>has dr plover looks at her teeth so they stay nice and clean
>often gives adventutrers her homemade antidote for the poison swamp area, also directions to the nearest safespot

>>47462872
i want to be glomped by swamp wurm

>>47462877
then go to the foot of the swamp and splash around for a bit

im currently at zipangu on vacation but why do i feel like i'm being stalked?

>>47462730
>Yandere Danuki who wants to make all your purchases for you
Why worry about having a wallet at all anon? She can buy everything the two of you need, no one even needs to see you outside the house.

>>47462909
Because you are. A predator always stalks her prey before she strikes.

>>47462909
>cut to the hebi in jirai kei whos following you
>as well as the fox gyaru whose sercertily waiting for anon to slip up and then takke him
>also the akameme ol who wants to lick gajin sweat

>>47462919

>>47462832
And she makes Yoshi sounds when she sticks out her long tongue.

>>47462919
i will stalk the hebi

>>47462939
what's ms hebi holding back?

>>47462965
Tears. You wouldn't want to make her cry, would you?

Winter is only a few months away again. Did you make sure to service your yetis in preparation for the cold's return?

>>47462986
I don't need a yeti anymore, not when I have a fancy heated blanket!

>>47462987
And when such capricious technology fails you, where will you go?
Back to yeti.

>>47462919
>>47462938
oh no
i accidentally did not lock my door, including my bedroom
and i will be sleeping all alone and defenseless, i hope no one will kidnap me and take me as their husband

>>47462942
>spy vs spy but its yan snek vs yan anon trying to stalk each other

>>47462991
I will just buy another
I will never go back to yeti

>>47463003
>pov of anon and hebi is like a spy thriller as they use their wits to stalk each other
>3rd party pov shows everyone think anon and hebi are dorks as they keeping poorly hiding in bushes or behind poles
>resident cupid keeps wanting to shout that they should just fuck already

>>47463005
We shall see. It would be a shame if something were to happen to your blanket.

>>47463019
anon will never expect a jumping kiss from a hebi

The despair is back
Why aren't monsters real yet
I just want a family

>>47463062
Too busy making man made horrors sorry anon.

>>47463002
No off topic images here, please.

>>47462965
She's holding back her true power level.

>>47463058
but can hebi expect a jumping kiss from anon?

>>47463117
No one expects the human hebi kisser.

>>47463058
now i am sad

>>47463117
>>47463058
>anon and hebi go for the jumping kiss
>bonk heads midair and double-KO each other
dorks, both of them.

>>47463062
When I read this stuff I really think anons aren't here for the monster girls.

>>47463147
Monsters are nice, but I imagine most are here for the "here is a wife who will actually love you" thing

>>47463147
Contain your butthurt, irish pest. You may go back to your craphole at /vg/ if you're mad about anons going beyond talking about FOTM slop and spamming random images.

>>47463158
>goes straight to talking about fotm and spam random images
>can't defend it
Well, this is sad for you.

>>47463155
I'm here for 3 reasons:
1. Stupid jokes and wordplay
2. Deep-seated loneliness and feelings of inadequacy
3. Mamono hugs

>Using your lamia wife's tail as a body pillow

>>47463186
Don't, she'll use you as a heater!

>>47463199
Isn't that, like, the exact plan?

He's right those we should talk about sith.
She'll start a family with you no problem.

>>47463199
A perfect example of mutualism.

>>47463226
educational lamia

He's right though we should talk about sith.
She'll start a family with you no problem. Her standards are oddly low, actually.

>>47463147
come for the lust, stay for the love

>>47463231
She'll education you in biology. Particularly how species reproduce. She'll also show you what it means to be at the top of the food chain.

>>47463062
I know you feel, believe in post mortem, make things easier.

>>47463155
a lot anons obssess over the most basic monsters like foxes and kikis, it's kinda obvious that actual monstergirl part is incidental to them at best
Still, there's a lot of talk about slimes and stuff, so you can't just say that "most" are here only for the imaginary perfect woman who is literally programmed to like you the way you are

>>47463266
You know it's a good 60%.
>slimes
Well, shoggoth.

>>47463266
I obsess over Miss Shog, who is so basic that she dissolves all organic matter she touches.

>>47463280
some inorganic too

>>47463255
Who's the girl?

>>47463319
Holy fuck.
GOOGLE.
4chan has built-in image search through Google and has for years.
Figure it the fuck out.

>>47463155
I'm here for both.

I want the wife who actually loves me and will never cheat on me, and I also want to be vored by a lamia and/or sandworm. And I mean like "send me to your stomach, sweetie" kinda vore. Wurms are good for this too. No eel fish though. Not a fan of marine girls.

But yeah, long body erotic.

>>47462912
invest early

>You are Magnus Pious, Paladin Hero of the Order, and break through the sealed door into the command chamber with the splintering of reinforced timber. Demons and several gremlin turn and draw their weapons you come to a stop in the rubble.
"Hello there."
>The automaton in the center of the room calmly stands with her back to you. Her head tilts as she eyes you sideways, hands clasped behind her.
"Paladin Magnus. You ARE a bold one.”
>Her minions begin to encircle you. You raise your sword. As you brace for an attack, the automaton raises her hand.
“I will deal with this Paladin scum myself.”
>She unclasps the cape around her shoulders and the thick fabric falls to the ground at her feet.
“You fool. I have been trained in your Paladin arts by Mistress Druella.”
>Her arms split, revealing four bladed segments that spin menacingly.

Monowood has no respect for Earth IP.

We need a pic of a trash panda with thick black makeup around her eyes.

>>47463147
>>47463155
>>47463266
So what the fuck am i supposed to be here for?

>>47463388
i shoot her with a crossbow
i am not a paladin, just a lowly uncivilised rank and file trooper

*Plays 40 minutes prog epic about how she once milked her husband with her fat hips for 24 hours straight*

>>47463435
to take it easy

Did you know that Greenworms are just as capable of reproduction as their post-chrysalis Papillon form? In addition, if their husband has seen both Greenworms and Papillons and prefers the former, then any Greenworm he is married to will not pupate because their Greenworm body is the ideal reproductive form for them by the circumstances of their marriage.

Wave alert. The noise from the refinery is attracting the bugs. Get ready for a scuffle.

>>47463454
>You may not like it, but this is what peak female performance looks like.
Some greenworm's husband, probably.

>>47463450
In those days, in those distant days....
In those nights, in those ancient nights.....

>>47463480
ROCK AND ST-

>>47463450
Best birb

>>47463266
>imaginary perfect woman who is literally programmed to like you the way you are
shit like this really ruined the setting for me, low value maen put zero hard work and discipline into themselves and still get high value monsters

>>47463147
You're one of those "true monster girls" lovers, i guess.
According to /d/ and /tg/ retards (total newfags and tourists, btw) the true monster girl means literally abomination, mutant, alien-tier shit.

>>47463480
Do the bugs play board games? I'd play some Caverna with a squadof worker ants

>>47463511
how much do i have to grind to earn enough love units for a high value wife?

>>47463511
Mamono mana is going to help make you the best husband possible for your wife. It works both ways you see.

>>47463450
And the plaps that I deal...
Are so far away
I'm a bad birb that just wants to get la-a-a-a-aid.
And you shake your hips, and scream my name.

>>47463514
No, it's just the usual tard. He likes dancing around the point, but his main complain is the whole "imaginary perfect woman who is literally programmed to like you the way you are", which is both a missrepresentation of what the MGE is about and him complaining about the fact that MGE monstergirls won't cheat on you. You can fill in the rest yourself.

>>47463533
I prefer to think of it as them bringing out the best in their husbands. Maybe mamono mana helps out, but at the end of the day love and encouragement would go a long way

>>47463514
I feel like you missed the point.
>>47463544
And you clearly only care about mge girls not being used goods.

>>47463514
No, he's just projecting. If you know who he is, you know monster girls themselves are not the reason he's here.

>>47463382
>Childhood friend Danuki makes sure you always wanna hang out after school at her house by getting the latest game consoles and cool toys.
>Gets addicted to expensive plastic and picks up a model building hobby, but she uses her enormous pile of shame as an excuse to get you to come over and build them with her.
Danuki are dangerous creatures.

>>47463561
>not being used goods.
The only people who say it like this are the ones who obsess about them either being or not being "used goods" Really projecting hard with this one kek, just confirming what i said in my post.

>>47463572
Treasure pandas.

>>47463567
But I thoroughly enjoy monster girls.

Tax evasion.