/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You will give headpats to the zap weasel.

>>47438959
Stinky kiki

>>47438959
Miss Kiki in casual attire trying to seduce her master by the one method she hasn't tried yet.

>>47438959
The world needs more maledom monsters

>>47438971
Every monster is maledom
Every monster is femdom
A simple shroom make everything possible

>>47438966
It's not working, I was more seduce when she wears the classic maid outfit

Urge to headpat is increasing.

Fact: You CANNOT name this mon without looking it up. It's impossible. Nobody has done it.

>>47439033
Glacies. You are welcome for the free (you)

>>47439033
I'm naming her Olivia.

>>47439040
Heh.

Okay, well... What about THIS one. I bet you've never seen her before. The White.

>>47439183
That's easy. That is Miss Tickleclaws.

I am apophis extremist

>>47439183
The white goes well with black

>you have been brought to the Grand Meeting Hall where the Grand Master Balrog sits in the central high chair of judgement and her council of Pyrows sit on beside her
>the guards toss you in front of them as the Grand Master Balrog speaks to you, though you notice the lesser Pyrows quietly talking amongst each other while other Pyrows also whisper something to the Balrog as she nods at them
>the Balrog now faces you and speaks:
>"The Looksmaxxers have decided to have you griddy'd down in Ohio and your L-Rizz streamed live on TikTok. But ultimately, the terms of your Rizzing are up to Baby Gronk."

>>47439027
Headpat sure... but would you take it a step further and rub the tip of her cute, little nose?

>>47439265
I'm surprised at how unfunny this post is.

x is best girl

>>47439265
for me it's 30-40 year old pyrows who don't really mix with the younger generation because they're still doing oldschool punk/stacy/emo/skater routines to catch the kind of boys they grew up with

Don't forget to reward your kot if she brings back small games

>>47439504
>small games
As long as they aren't phone games, i can give her a nice reward.
It's small game, no plural

>>47439514
Ah fugggg, thanks anon. Mamonos and their big paws need Nokia-like phone

>>47439526
That's what the beanpad is for. The greatest invention of all time.

>>47439529
Can it tank a hellhound in heat?

>>47439553
Girl, you know it can't! Nothing can if she's determined.

>>47439553
As long as she uses it for its intended purpose yes. The company takes no responability for any injuries or property damage caused by usage of the beanpad during sexual activities.

>>47439563
But I have been a bad boy and Miss Hellwan must spank me! She told me!

>>47439575
>spank you
>with a phone
I don't follow.

>>47439635
He want to get fisted with said phone

This conversation is going into dissappointing places. Why can't we talk about hellhounds putting beanpads on vibrate, shoving them inside their asses and then waiting for you to write while they edge like the DL intended?

>>47439474
>90s skater girl Pyrow
She’s too powerful and too good for this world.

>>47439265
>go to balrog city
>get molested by pyrows on subways
>get sick of it and leave
>end up on montok
>"another man loses to pyrows deadass on god. Has to leave town after losing the pyrow challenge!"
>the pyrow challenge is apparently getting held down by four of them and having them grind on you until you cum on their ass
>start getting spam from momonika sabbath that if you want more fun you can come join her girls

>>47439687
No. We must write about how the beanpad is large enough to spank a bad boy with it.
It me. I am the bad boy.

>>47439474
>skater Pyrow hag who always carries a boombox and uses words like "radical" and "far out"

DL-sama, I kneel to mamono

Snake/11

ded

>>47440084
Decadent.

>>47439736
How much for the snake

>>47440084
>>>/vg/

>>47440192
Get down mr.keeper, I'll take care of it.

>>47439474
>>47439704
>>47439716
Civil War between Zoomer and Gen Alpha with their Bogie Allies versus Gen-X and 90s Pyrows AND Thirty Year Old Boomer Cheshire Cats sipping on Zero Sugar Monster when???

Post rare harpies

>>47440293
Kill yourself.

Gotta love those organic textless image posts with twitter filenames.

>>47440076
feetfag

>>47440349

>>47440395
i'd that big bird

>>47440349
These have wings so they must be harpies

Honse milk.

>>47440076
petit cheshire feet

>>47440499
i want big stupid paws that don't make sense to fit in their small shoes

>>47440502
>controller disconnected
>controller connected
>"ummm Mr. Pilot, are you sure we're heading the right way? We were supposed to see the Titanic, not "Nereid Rape Cave"

Old foxes...

>>47440499
I want to poke those beans

>>47440547

>>47440352
No.

>>47438966
Offduty Kiki.
Playing truant from the Academy, sneaking out after lights-out.

>>47439286
That's too far...

>>47440775
chen being a good onee-san to her (dozens) of imoutos!

I love monsters most when they are HUGE and ANGRY

>>47440827
That's a man

>>47440842
Looks like a man with fake tits, actually.

>>47440856
Shhh, don't remind them that muscle fags are gay af. They can't cope, just like futafags

Demons are the best at paperwork
I like to belive even the regular succubus knows their way around a contract, given summonings and all that.

Any loli candle art?

>>47440877
>monsters all have succubus traits thanks to the DL's influence
> One of those powers is apparently accountancy

Do your succubus gf and she will do your taxes

>>47440810
An anon said he wanted more fox posting so do your part.

>>47440877
>>47440900
big smoldering balrog chan at her desk doing her taxes

>>47439033
She's part of a big family of ice girls

>>47438896
Hating MGE for starters. He knows what he did for the rest.

I see no issue.

It makes sense to put a bell on your cat girl.

>>47440225
Damn, Miss Candlegeist has a really nice aesthetic, and also I want to spank her bakery dumptruck badonkadonk of an ass.

>Why does your armor cover so much?
>Not a single magical enchantment so you can show skin?
>Are you poor?

>>47441290
https://4chan.org/rules#jp

Little fox.

>>47441299
>>>/vg/

Consider the gigajub

>>47441307

Reply to me with a cow or portals will never happen

>>47441411
a cow

>>47441411
Wooly mammoth

>>47441411

>>47441424
I will commit belly grab

>>47440869
Toned muscle in very cute feminine monsters are fine

>>47441435
Muscle can complement and add to a monstergirls charm.

>>47441435
That used to be a man though

>>47441435
>>47441442
>>47441453
Alp sex
Alp mating press
Alp impregnation

>>47441488
>We elves are a proud people!
>We are not a race of exhibitionists!
They always say such things while dressed like this.

>>47438959
Trans hags boxxing the HELL out of Salamanders, Ogres and Minotaurs, fair and square!

>>47441453
If she's cute and can get pregnant then she's fair game

Don’t respond to the ragebaiter. Instead imagine what Yeti hugs feel like.

>>47441497
She seems like the kind of girl who talks a big game and then cums her brains out to paizuri.

>>47441525
How pent up does someone have to be to cum to non-penetrative sex?

Eros blessings are broken. Why does a blessing from the goddess of love make you so good at fighting?
Fix this shit.

>>47441299
cute

>>47441497
There is a non-zero chance I would get with an elf in mge.

>>47441435
Alplims are the best

>>47441577
I would only get engaged with an Elf wit this bodytype
https://files.catbox.moe/ihm634.jpg
Specially if she's an oppai loli hag

>>47441594
For how long will you be obsessed with this image for?

>>47441435
>>47441442
>musclegirls aren't gay!!!!!!
He says while posting alps the faggots monster

>>47441613
I posted a Pyrow, not an Alp.

>>47441612
Until I get my monster wife with that body

>>47441613
Alps aren't gay though, they just want you to love them back so they can bear and give birth to your children. It's not gay for a woman to love a man with all her heart.

WANIFORNIA
BORGER ALLES
WANIFORNIA
BORGER ALLES

>>47441525
>>47441535
That's my favorite kind of girl; the ones with a proud and noble demeanor but who are so perverted/have unusual erogenous zones they can experience mind-blowing, ahegao-inducing orgasms from acts like paizuri, blowjobs or nipple teasing.

>>47441677
>give her a kiss
>she's now on the floor twitching
hmmm

>>47441677
>>47441682
She sounds fun. I want one like this.

>>47441634
Not a Pyrow, a regular Succ.

>>47441682
Yes. And it's even better if they normally have a refined vocabulary and diction but when experiencing sexual pleasure it becomes crass, raunchy and slurred with doujin-tier phrases like "mouthpussy" sprinkled in.

>>47441656
I don't like this picture

>>47441677
>>47441682
>>47441691
>a girl you can put into an orgasm coma

>That one cu sith that spawn marked you at the portals and is preventing you from obtaining another monster wife
>All the other monsters you propose to always say the same thing "ufufufu Anonymous, it looks like you've already been marked! Go find that girl who likes you so much, or let her come to you <3"
>She follows you everywhere but at a distance
>She still insists on being your wife despite your countless rejections
Do you give up and accept her love, or will you retain your dignity and determination to obtain a proper monster wife?
Or perhaps do you attempt to take the middle ground and get a bicorn involved?

>monster twitching on the ground after kissing her
>poke her boob
>milk jets out at lethal velocity
huh...

>>47441718
a perfect milking opportunity
the flood of dopamine and serotonin will make it taste even better

>reducing your future wifes entire vocabulary to "NGYOOOOOOOOOH"
Who is the real monster here?

>>47441728
Would a monster have her orgasming so often and so hard she loses feeling in her legs? Don't answer that.

>>47441733
>have to princess carry her because her legs are jello
careful she doesnt cum from that too

The sex. Hand it over. i won't ask twice. Give me the sex.

>>47441742
cheshire pocket pussy

>>47441728
What are you talking about, she can also say "AHEEEEEEEEE~" and "MY BWAIN ISH MWELTING FWUN TH'PLEASUUUUUUREE!", so she's totally fine.
>Keeping a scrap book full of pictures of your wife's exaggerated o-faces not just because you find it hot, but she explicitly asked you to do so

>>47441749
The only one I can see riding your dick all day ad-hoc is Yukari

>>47441782
I love this saggy haggy

>>47441782
big meaty teats

>>47441741
>Centaur asks me to carry her to bed

evil dogs with giant tits

>>47441782
>casually sheathing yourself in her disembodied vagina and going about your day

>>47441742
>"Later, I need to finish my tarkov raid"
This broke the meme cat

>>47441815

>>47441823
i can fix the broken cheshire cat from monster girl encyclopedia tm

Squeek

>>47441815
Evil Dogs With Giant Asses,Twerking on the ashes of a once great Human Kingdom.

Monster girls?
There's nothing scary about these beings. They're just sex-starved sluts. They're harmless. What's the big fuss about these kind cuddlebugs?
>Having sex with monster girl
>Say you're gonna pull out so she doesn't get pregnany
>Get leglocked
>Eyes glowing red
>Dark aura
>Fangs appear
>She gives you a look as if she would chop your head off and scramble your brains
>In a very deep, demonic voice: "DON'T YOU DARE EVER TRY THAT AGAIN!"
>Nut inside her
>She goes back to being her cute, lovely self
>Acts like you trying to pull out never happened
>Confront her about it
>She just gives you a side stare, one eye glowing red again
>Shut up about it
>She gives you a smile and continues acting like nothing happened

>>47441889
Giant dogs with evil asses, crushing me like a grape underneath their big sweaty behinds.

>>47441913
Pulling out is a form of abuse in monster culture, only bullies pull out

>>47441918
But my bukakke fetish...

Ram ranch but with hags

>>47441918
She's gotta stop leaking it all over the house, though. If she's going to insist on taking it all inside, she either has to towel herself off afterwards or stick a plug in the hole and keep my furniture clean.

>>47441939
Only after she gets her baby bump, and on her belly only

>>47441941
Sounds like some gay bapho farm

>>47441939
Then you are a wife beater

Mindflayer turning your brain into scrambled eggs!

>>47441951
The only one's I'm interested in are being a nacho's big rapist spider or becoming one with shog.

>>47441947
I fought long and hard to ensure that facial and breast cum shots were allowed in my contract with my demon wife.

>>47441941
18 Sweaty Alps at Ram Ranch.

>>47441815
dog milkers

>>47441951
>>47441954
I’m gonna go into a different direction and go for the fluffy eldritch monster instead that is the Wendigo, you even get to still hold her in your arms while transformed, that I say the Wendigo is the best transformation of all Abyssals.

>>47442001
BIG HUGE HELLHOUND MILKTANKS
need

I will sing "you are my number WAN" in hagville as my idol debut

>>47441954
Turning into goo will probably scramble your brains pretty good as well.

>>47438963
I will not headpat the weasel because I am currently paralyzed on the ground after a stray lightning bolt hit me and I dumped lightning resistance

>>47442017
Why are shogs slimes in mge? Aren't they fleshmasses in their original lore?

lay off miss wock, she has a lot on her plate.

>>47441918
>after class break
>many monsters in the girls bathroom, many sweaty and fixing their clothes
>except one
>nerd P'orc with cum strings all over her hair, some on her back and also a splash on her face
>washing herself up while other monsters keep making some chat about her between themselves
>some tell her that she should fight back and leglock her bully
>other to just swallow
>but she's too submissive to do that
>monsters sad that she's not fighting back her bully
Such is life in monster school

>>47442029
i'd rather lay on top of wide-load over here. she seems soft.

You're not scared of spiders, are you?

>>47442001
She looks like she cums from paizuring her husband (but keeps going even through it and doesn't stop until the floor is coated in her pussy juices and her face and cleavage look like she got into a fight with a vat of coagulated vanilla pudding and lost)

>>47441712
Shotgun, head, you know the drill. That's such a stupid scenario who go against MGE fundamentals.

>>47441840
Nothing need to be fixed, The purple fluff ball is perfect

cringeshire

What did she mean by this?

>>47441939
You can if you cum inside a couple of times during the process, but there are men out there that keep spilling their seed on top of the monster instead
That's just pure raw abuse

>>47442140
She's crying now.

>>47442147
Wait no wrong pic

Reminder skinny human men are the most compatible with thick monster girls, that they love that shape difference.

>>47442140
what? no. this cannot be. cheshire is based. basedshire cat. the cheshire based. impossible!

>>47442170
tryhard stinkshire

So many crying Cheshire, someone needs to take care of them and bring back their smiles

>>47442185
i'd huff a stinkshire's butt

Consider hiring a lamia to babysit your son.

>>47442217
There will be no SS in my household. My son will have a lifelong romance with a childhood friend as Eros intended.

>>47442142
Your dick is small anon im terribly sorry

>>47442028
>Their original lore
They’re amorphous, black masses the size of a locomotive with the ability to make any sort of organ and limb or any number of them at any given time. They’re slimes.

>>47442028
a pile of amorphous meat is a lot like goo

>>47442348
oh no shes melting
Wait....

>>47442228
Ms Cupid will keep hags and bicorns away

>>47441299
Little fox, my big pp.

>>47441612
Not him but i remember going my entire life just existing. Then I read the day magic disappeared from the world. Then I knew my fetish and was rock hard for about three days straight after.

>>47441299
This but hags

>>47442456
what if something in between?

>>47441712
One day, you will be very cold and lonely. And on that day, she'll be there with her warm fur and the love only mans best friend can give.

>>47442217
Chances of him getting vored by snek are not 0%. I would not be a good parent by hiring a snek to babysit my son. I will go for a more trustworthy monster instead like anubis or lizardman.

>>47442456
They're only 999 years old, you sick fuck.

>>47442133
It doesn't. You're just very anti-sith.

>>47442456

>>47442456
Yes
https://files.catbox.moe/3falkf.jpeg

>>47442228
What if that childhood friend is a friendly and reliable neighborhood girl a few years older than him?

Why do elves dress like this?

>>47442585
That's a prude Elf though, the average Elf you see on the street is barely covered at all

Imagine all the teasing that mamano who wear full armor get from their fellow knights.
>You'll become a Christmas Cake if you keep dressing like that
>No skin showing? Do you have a skin condition?
>Why does your armor rely entirely on mundane steel? Are you poor?
>If you're hiding it, then you don't got it

>>47442652
Clearly for the girls who need to make sure they have no accidental contact with a man, or else they fall into a horny fugue for days on end.

You know, I just had a curious thought. What monsters do you think are literally nobody's favorite? I mean there's definitely some 'filler' monsters in there. No fanart, no one niche weirdo obsessed with them, just destined to be alone and unloved forever. There's bound to be a couple.

>>47442727
The fabric one. I forget what they're called.

>>47442727
That jellyfish girl she kinda fell into obscurity and maybe a couple other monsters that looked like just regular human women.

>>47442727

>>47442652
Meanwhile, historical chads who love both hot women and functional, well crafted armor ignore all the bikini-plate & spiked pauldron larpers in favor of those monster girls instead.
>Pushing some lilim dork in bdsm gear with tiny steel discs over her nipples out of the way to talk to the sexy brown elf in a fluted cuirass with a sallet and bevor while on the battlefield

>>47442727
>Already have arachne
>Already have ant girls
Why does this thing exist?

>>47442727
Sea slime

>>47442739
>>47442741
>>47442751
Poor jellyfish

>>47442456
Impregnating hags specially in small body size is the best, I wish that was a sport because I would be the world champion

>>47442832
breeding under the covers with fox sounds very cozy and steamy
definitely requires a colder climate

>send me ur pines pic

>>47442832
Monsters drenched in sweat are so erotic

>>47442725
This guy really sucks at drawing pussy.

I hate lizards

>>47442943
I like big flying lizards

>>47442946
That's the worst kind. At least Dragonia has good benefits, so I can welfare leech off them

>>47440225
Really cool.
I'm a bit torn on candles, I love their design and their profile, but it's difficult to imagine that design going to that profile.

I think their personalities could absorb more from where they are born. In one case a geist would represent the spirit of an old fallen human kingdom in an old fallen castle, lamenting the days where it burned bright and clinging onto old notions like a proper ghost of the past.

In another case they could be a manifestation of a god's church or sabbath ritual site that has fallen into disuse, and be reverent and full of conviction for the faiths once practiced there.

And another one could be living in an abandoned workshop full of dead candles, and she's kinda going through the motions of what the old master craftsman did, but without producing anything. Again, like a proper ghost, only centered on candles.

Anyway, something a bit more noble, giving them more of a feeling of an ancient guardian.

[You] could either help them come to terms with reality and carry their torch into the new age and light new paths, or settle down with her there and help revive what she burned brightly for.

>>47442946
I will submit to big flying lizards.
Please take over my country ASAP.

>>47442797
I never cared for this fish, but she is very fishy. A step above the usual.

>>47442897
Odd, I think you cna get AI pictures to look way better than this if you try.

>>47443102
It's still pretty good, the wings look nice.

>>47443123
YOUR MOM looks nice.
Have you called your mom to say hi? I bet she'd appreciate that.

>>47443102
https://files.catbox.moe/60anfy.png

>>47443134
aaieeeee the forest is raping meeeee

>>47443143
Should've stayed on the path.

>POV: Your boss is asking you to work overtime again

>>47443023
Gaaaaaaay

>>47443186
>Overtime is not in quotes

>>47443189
The bigger issue is asking why his student is now his boss.

>>47443191
That's just the company dress code.

>>47443162
I would help a dryad grow a continent spanning forst

>>47441299
AL fag spotted.

>>47443254
i want to make enough slimes to where it's a problem

>>47443231
Doesn't stop it from being Wakamo.

>>47443267
slimetsunami

Foxes can be so forward.

Posting spiders on Spiderday.*
*every day is Spiderday

>>47443277
>tfw you're just happily petting the beastgirl in your lap and she cums on you
wtf man

>>47443302
I want to pet a big ol' fluffy kitty mamono and have her cuddle with me at night.

>>47443283
NO

>>47443326
YES

>>47443333
Spiders deserve only one thing

>>47443343
Yes, and that's HUGS.

>>47442946
The best kind.

>>47442946
This but I like the haggest of hags

>>47443360
I will NOT.
And the fuzzier she is, the bigger newspaper I'll bop her on the head with. Everyone knows mamono are universally weak to this.

>>47443374
Are you telling me you'd bop this totes adorbs spooder with the sports section? You'll make her cry!

>>47443333
Spinneret sex

>>47443382
No Anon, I'll do much worse. Let's see how she likes the a taste of the tired comic section that should have been put to rest 20 years ago.
If she cries, she cries.

>>47443409
You're a monster

>>47443363
One raging mushroom and its over for her

>>47443422
she can eat them too

>>47443333
>Arachnophobic, huh?

>>47443402
Gaping spinneret

>>47443425
But shes a big strong dragon why would she need one for a puny little human?

>>47443449
She likes the taste.

>>47443422
One burst of her breath and it is over for you.

Well, I am apparently no longer allowed to post Yerb's mofu spider--they done gone deleted that pic as not safe for work even though it has tiny spider head icons over the nipples!

>>47443443
Thank you. Please, keep posting spiders, no matter what happens to me!

>>47442727
Ant Arachne, Djinn of the Jar, Mimic, Charybdis, Kesaran Pasaran, Chochin-Obake, Karakusa-Obake, Giant Ant, Sea Slime, Bubble Slime, motherfucking Red Slime all kind of fly under the radar here. Hell, most of the new girls since 2023 barely get mentioned compared to the old reliables.

>>47443506
There's been very few girls in 2023 and beyond. Pyrows do good, and so does Miss Candlegeist.

>>47443516
Most of him time goes into the game.

>>47443360
look at that big goofy smile

>>47443528
She's just a big, fluffy cuddle bug.

what other monstergirls are big huggers

>one single anon making all portalwaiters spidersexual in one afternoon
What a tangled web we weave.

>>47443550
This totally-different-than-a-spider cow mamono does big time hugs.

>>47443550
dorome are said to wield one of the rarest techniques amongst monsterkind, [platonic hug]

>>47443443
Imagine the thickness of her threads after that

>>47443551
Very cute.
Anyways I will never care for insectoid or arachnid girls.

>>47443579
she will do the caring for both of you

>>47443579
Don't you want to ride on her abdomen and have her silently scuttle you to a starlit promontory where you confess and make out?

>>47443608
OMG, that sounds so lovely.

The new horror story from Miss Leaning Sip:
I have no wife, and i must cream.

Come to Deserttown. We have kots.

>>47443616
So what? Lotta folks got kots.

>>47443650
they come in many flavors

>>47443519
Doubt.

So if I take up Frostmourne will I be married to a cursed sword, ice queen, lich or p’orc?

>>47443719
Trick question.
Its a spider.

>>47443719
Anon what are you talking about?

>>47443722
Miss Anub'arak got that spider badonkadonk that makes my heart go a-thump-a-thump.

>>47443722
>>47443719
>I'll consume the living AND your dick!

>>47443756
>>47443757
She's going to show you the fallen kingdom below the ice.
After all, its only fitting that a queen and king share a palace.

big monsters in tight spaces

>In bed
>Open your eyes
>See this
What do

>>47443800
Scream probably

>>47443800
cum inside of her because shes clearly riding me

>>47443800
Yell for backup

>>47443814
shoo dumbpire shoo

>>47443827
what if dhampir but competent?

>>47443847
The only good dhampir is a dhampir that has accepted her vampiric side.

>>47443827
I think you mean cutepire

>>47443851
>accepted her vampiric side.
So an obnoxious cunt that talks shit about you all the time until you turn into a monsterboy? No thanks.

>>47443851
a fallen dhampir is fine too

>>47443861
>>47443863
Why are there so many dhampirs in these threads? Actually nevermind, chuuni losers being on a imageboard instead of with a husband make a lot of sense.

Toadline Hellhounds. Smashed And Slammed.

>>47443865
Literally a human woman

>>47443869
I don't give a shit about undead monsters, they're all hateful cunts that don't give a shit about guys like me until I turn into an incubus and can be morphed into the guy they ACTUALLY want.

>>47443908
how is dhampir formed?

>>47443869
Fitting that both dhampirs and their little sisters get posted here a lot then

>>47443908
>other monsters
>so yeah I'm fine with you being an ugly fat loser because you have a dick

>undead
>you're gonna be super hot, and I'll teach you to behave like a XVII century prince, and your dick is now twice as big, and you don't have to work for any of it because demonic energy
How horrible

Guys how do you get rid of the zapslut debuff? -500% lightning res is pretty brutal especially when the exact same raiju is waiting outside of every town I spawn at.
She won't stop making lewd gestures at me from the other side of the safe zone barrier.

>>47443910
Bad luck while the Vampire is forcing you into becoming someone else.

>>47443930
>>other monsters
>Hey do you want x changed? It might help you feel more confident in yourself. Could also help get rid of any medical problems you got. If ya want you could even change the size of my tits if ya want em bigger

>>undead
>yeah you're gonna be a completely different person because I just happened to grab you, no you don't get a choice in this I'm not dragging a 3/10 around royal galas with me.

>>47443946
Bro, just marry a zombie, Bro. Miss Lich has like a hundred of them. Pick the one you vibe with.
>A little clingy.
>A little horny.
>A little dim.
>But a LOT devoted to you as you are.

>>47443946
them ghouls got high standards

>>47443954
>Bro, just marry a zombie, Bro.
Why? So she can turn into a Wight and dump me?

>>47443958
They're on the other end of cuntiness when it comes to Undead where they don't give a shit about you at all outside of absorbing mana.

>>47443945
the answer is always raging mushroom

>>47443963
maybe monstergirls aren't for you

>>47443963
No way would a zombie cum wight ever do that. You're just some misery fag, but even you would end up with a wight wife who remembers how you were there for her in rough times, when she was just a lonely, walking corpse.
She's the quintessential ride or die wife.

>>47443976
wight from zombie wife would definitely be among the most doting wives of them all

>>47443813
bloodsuckers win again

>>47443908
these women aren't even real how are you seething at them

>>47444049
big bats eat fruit

>>47444049
>wake up
>see I'm literally balls deep in a vampire
>cum directly into her womb
Seems kinda rigged to me, literally going after someone asleep. Very dishonorable.

>>47443945
Big, hilarious rubber boots that squeak really loudly with every step.
Also, blowing a kiss at her is a free 2-3 second stun that has a pretty flat DR curve until the 6th one.

>>47444059
if you can't hold in your cum, you shouldn't leave your cock unprotected in the middle of the night

>>47444049
As always.

>>47444056
fruitbat vamp wife sounds cute. imagine her putting on the big scary vampire act only for you to walk in on her with her teeth stuck in a cantaloupe

I will not a vampire

>>47444069
I hope she's prepared for turn around, better keep that womb locked up for the next decade. One slip up and it's mine.

>>47444088
Your consent is not needed.

I will a vampire

>>47443975
Or I just don't want some stuck up cunt that thinks less of me because I'm still human and don't want to be forcibly changed against my will.

>>47443976
Well no thanks, not gonna trust any high class monsters for a second.

Over half of the posters here are secretly going to Alp.
and 1/3 are Chesh posting.

>>47444098
I'd gladly morph into a superior being if all I needed was to love and be loved with a monstergirl. Literally getting the best outcome most of mankind would murder for.

>>47444099
It's as easy as ABC
Always
Be
Cheshposting

>>47443814
>Call for backup
>Bound vampire just smirks as your dhampir friend notices the still bleeding bite mark in your neck
Oh no!

>>47444096
Your consent is still not needed, but she appreciates it.

>>47444084
>offer a goblet full of your own blood in tribute to your vampire mistress
>she throws up and starts crying because her hubby hurt himself

>>47444110
it's OK she knows first aid

>>47444094
I love rapist milfs

>>47444116
Why does everyone in Oklahoma know first aid?

>>47444084
>i only drink blood...oranges
complete with dramatic cape swish

>>47444104
I'd rather stay human. If I wanted to be a monster boy I'd kill myself for having shit taste.

>>47444084
extremely cute
>>47444106
extremely honkable
>>47444112
extremely snuggable

>>47444121
the cursed land is unkind and unsuited for living

>>47444124
>I'd rather stay human
You're in the wrong setting. Every monsterhusband eventually becomes something else than human. What did you think an incubus was?

>>47444121
their departments of education and healthcare are robust and well-founded.

>>47444124
>>47444135
incubi are human

>>47444141
No, ink you buy are objects.

>>47444141
Incubi are the male equivalent of succubi, Anon.

>>47443800
That's impossible I didn't invite her in

>>47444112
kek what a dork

>>47444151
And here on /jp/ we are all about that bussy

>>47444152
You left your neck uncovered, that counts

I stole the sex card, now some monsters Girl cannot have sex, and now I'll sell the sex card for the highest bidder

>>47444151
Incubi are just male humans with passive magic powers. Are wizards not human now?

>>47443800
offer my emergency bedside beef jerky, she'll be too distracted chewing on the teriyaki flavoring to stop me from starting my morning routine

>>47443800
>Leopard's Paw to the throat
>Get raped by an angry vampire because she doesn't need to breathe
At least I made her work for it.

>>47444198
I'm in AWE of your great skill with women.

>Tell hellwan I am alp'ing(lying) and she needs to leave
>Yells at me to alp now
>Try to do anything to convince her
>She says she hates trickery and for my deception I must deposit my virginity into her
>before I open my mouth she's already ripping my clothes off
That's how I became a dad...

>>47444255
You have only yourself to blame. You should have just told her you wanted to take it slow.

>>47444225
it works for helldogs, why wouldn't it work for a vampire?

>>47444303
Promise to brush her tails.
scruffing her tail up making it very poofy and uneven!