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4742669 No.4742669 [Reply] [Original]

Why am I so fucking awesome?

>> No.4742671

Because it's hard to believe there's something you're not fucking

>> No.4742670

20 at the same time

>> No.4742674
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4742674

Because someone fucked me~

>> No.4742678

Because you can please 5 men at once?

>> No.4742693

Because armpits :3

>> No.4742694

>>4742678
7 men at once, don't forget the armpits

>> No.4742699

>>4742694
Ah yes. My bad.
7 it is.

>> No.4742701

>>4742694
9 men at once, don't forget the feets.

>> No.4742704

Because you're Remiu without the bitchiness.

>> No.4742710

>>4742694
Plus two handjobs.
Plus one paizuri.
Plus two footjobs.
Plus someone rubbing his penis on her hair.
Here, 13.

>> No.4742711

>>4742701
Let's just add it up to 20 men.
I bet she can use her whole body like nobody else can.
She is the great slut after all.

>> No.4742717

eye sockets
nostrils
ears

>> No.4742724

>>4742711
SOTY

>> No.4742729

>>4742717
Dammit, one more!

>> No.4742742

>>4742724
all years!

>> No.4742744

Two in the mouth, two in the vagoo, two in the ass, two handjobs, two footjobs, one paizuri, two armpits, two back of the knees, two in the hair.

17 men seems like a realistic number.

>> No.4742771

>>4742744
Thigh sex man, thigh sex

And hotdogging for 20

>> No.4742768

>>4742744

I call dibs on armpits

>> No.4742769
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>>4742744
19, you forgot two in the urethra.
And let's add 1 on the belly button to make it 20.

Good job, Sanae

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>>4742670
>>4742678
>>4742694
>>4742701
>>4742710
>>4742711
>>4742729
>>4742744
>>4742769
stop it ;_;

>> No.4742778

>>4742724
slut of the year?

>> No.4742781

>>4742778
Yes.
Slut of the year, every year.

>> No.4742785

You guys are mean. You should leave her alone.

>> No.4742790

/jp/ meetup, special guest Sanae. Let's draw a doujin.

>> No.4742792

>>4742
test

>> No.4742793

>>4742785
no >:3

>> No.4742796

>>4742792
learn the damn faq, nigger

>> No.4742800

>>4742790
>let's draw a doujin
so long as it is better than my sweet hakutaku

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>>4742790
Don't you mean make "faith is for transient people" rearrangement?
I always thought that this one needed some more trumpets.

>> No.4742804

>>4742800
nothing can be better than my sweet hakutaku

>> No.4742812

>>4742796
I am updating a userscript and need a post that does not exist, hence the "test".
I do know how to quote properly, faggot.

>> No.4742815

>>4742790
9/10 of the people there would try to fuck her, she'd scream and kill them all.
Good end.

>> No.4742833

>>4742815
And with scream you mean moan.
And with kill you mean please.
She's a slut and would enjoy it. Get over it already.

>> No.4742838

>>4742812
Atleast be so polite and delete that text afterwards.

>> No.4742843

>>4742838
Still testing and I used sage as to not bump the thread.

>> No.4742842

>>4742815
What would the remaining one on the ten do ? Record it while jacking off ?

>> No.4742845

>>4742833
You have no proof, evidence, or facts that make Sanae a slut. All you have is hate from a long-forgoten cause and countless unfounded rumors.

>> No.4742856
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>>4742669
I love you.

>> No.4742854

>>4742845
Nor do you have proof that she isn't.
Touché.

>> No.4742862

>>4742842
Watch, then try to calm her down so she doesn't panic and kill us too.
That or all declare her our waifu at once, resulting in us tearing eachother limb from limb.

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>>4742845
>He's taking this seriously

>> No.4742865

>>4742854
Innocent until proven guilty.

>> No.4742868

>>4742856
Nice.

>> No.4742882
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>>4742868

>> No.4742895

>>4742865
She is a ruthless, annoying, self-centered bitch who thinks she is oh so great even though she isn't that long in Gensokyo yet.
Those types tend to be sluts.
There's your proof.

>> No.4742902

>>4742895
newfags are sluts?

>> No.4742906

>>4742902
Yeah, just click on >>>/b/ for a second.

>> No.4742911

>>4742895
>ruthless
I guess...
>annoying
Opinions.
>self-centered bitch who thinks she is oh so great even though she isn't that long in Gensokyo yet
You'll have to run that one by me again.

>tend to
>proof
I don't think you know what proof means.

>> No.4742913

>>4742906
This.
I think we can now nod and affirm that she is, indeed, a slut.

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>> No.4743000

>>4742927
Initiate alert phase

>> No.4743033

>>4742927
Me in the middle as always.

>> No.4743044

Because she's delightfully sadistic and into giant robots.

>> No.4743051
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>>4742670
>>4742694
>>4742699
>>4742701

>> No.4743085

sanae es mi esposa

>> No.4743126

>>4742790
i just had this great idea
a bunch of anons just go and rape her silly
rape rape rape rape, etc
then at some point she breaks
and she bites off the cock of some anon
she bites the nose off the anon she is riding
she starts doing that kind of bloody stuff
then shes all alone in a pool of blood and guts
close up of her face with cat eyes, fangs and a pretty grim insane face
some guy with a trollface enters the room and is like "haha it worked in the end, i turned you into a youkai, now you have become what you hate and hunt"
and he walks away then another close up of sanae's teary face

>> No.4743141

>>4743126
Killing people doesn't make you a youkai. Try again.

>> No.4743144

>>4743085
gtfo spic

>> No.4743146
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>>4743126

Good idea: Sex with Sanae cosplayer

Bad idea: Everything else you mentioned

>> No.4743156

>>4743141
eating them does

>> No.4743162

>Good idea: Sex with cosplayer

this is never a good idea

>> No.4743159

>>4743146
aw what's wrong?
too hardcore for you?
there's always aki eda

>> No.4743165

>>4743156
No, it doesn't.
Also, biting doesn't equal eating. You've got to swallow and whatnot.

>> No.4743169

>Sanae hate-thread

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>> No.4743171

>>4743156
Nope. It makes you a cannibal.

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>>4743162

Like you'd know, virgin.

>> No.4743192

>>4743178
3d is desgusting.

>> No.4743193

>>4743165
I will pull my winning card
fanon

>> No.4743200

>>4743193
Fanon starts with the same letter as fun.

>> No.4743204

>>4743178
BELTS
ZIPPERS

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