/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47401480
OceloMEH

big sneedy kots

>>47401480
The best foreigner gaping contract athletes

Why are kots like this?

>>47401495
Too much cacao and chile

>>47401490
I prefer the rising stars that come from the desert kingdoms

gonna use a wand of digging to skip echidna's entire dungeon

You are in imminent danger of being milked

>>47401616
>he doesn't know about the dorome security

>>47401631
That's just a dumb fox, what's she gonna do?

>>47401646
>what are you going to do, milk me?
quote from man milked

Are there any monsters that’d specifically wait till after the wedding to rape you?

>>47401695
we'll see who milks the last milk

>>47401696
>rape
>after the wedding
Imagine watching TV, the silly topic of "marital rape" comes up and your Hellhound wife starts laughing uncontrollably

>>47401700
If a Hellhound likes you and wants you, you are considered married as soon as her hymen breaks.

>>47401713
i doubt it takes that long

>get within 10ft of kraken
>8 attacks of opportunity
how the hell are you supposed to counter this?

>>47401722
>grab one of the tentacles
>start lovingly stroking it while moaning
>Kraken confused as fuck
>then suddenly punch her right in the face while he has her guard down
it's that easy

>>47401722
you're thinking of octopus. squid got more legs than that

>>47401717
5-15 minutes depending on how fast you can run, maybe 20 minutes if you are relatively close to her in strength.

>>47401726
and that's how anon ended up catching an arrow of lead in the chest

>>47401753
>killed for punching a mamono in self-defense
so MGE really is grimdark?

>>47401759
I would be more worried about where those tentacles end up.

>>47401761
If he doesn't want to cuddle the kraken, I will <3

>Monster wife that doesn't let you leave home until she's sat on your face for 15 minutes first
>She's gotta make sure her raw scent is on you first

>>47401480
Please go take a seat beside the fire

>>47401773
You say it like it's a bad thing.

>>47401785
It is. Your face is gonna reek of her girl parts every day.

You wouldn't want to be smelling yeti juice on your face all day would you?

>fish seggs got translated within a day
If only the slug seggs from Gaira vol 3 was this quick

>>47401783
Stay a while and listen

>>47401773
Thankfully the ordeal is much faster with my skunk girl wife

Hello bogey bait. I've pushed the final chapter plus a prologue to my kunoichi fic! Featuring backstory, ninja plap, more emoshuns, and a proper duel to the (little) death.

Reposting the details
>The Kunoichi Caper: A Thief's Last Theft!?
>You are a spy for The Order of the Chief God on a mission to recover a priceless holy relic from a fortified monster city. This is your most important job yet, but you are a hardened veteran, and you dare where others don't. Painful recollections of your dear fallen friend and colleague resurface. Will you honor her memory?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57363196/chapters/146834317
Have a nice weekend.

>>47401814
Neat

>>47401495
Because her husband needs mate scent on.

Succ Bus

Succ Bus

You get a Baph wife, but she insist on semi-regularly engaging in weird kink plays in public, like sitting on your lap in MickyD and eating happy meal while you grope her tiny breasts and cunny.
Do you accept?

>>47401814
Sweet! Loved the main story man.

Do Kikis do it for free?

>>47401833
I accept baaaaph wife, but public displays of affection are rude and inappropriate. I don't want other people seeing me be lewd to her and then in turn have lewd thoughts about my wife.

>>47401832
>Ms Succ bus driver, you just past my stop
>Don't worry anon, you can get on the next bus tomorrow morning

>>47401843
Don't worry anon, everyone else is too busy being finger deep in their wives to notice your pocket onahole.

>Getting stabbed in MGC in the alleyway 150 times with a demonic silver knife
>Getting brutally raped seconds later

>>47401837
They're paid in creampies.

>>47401852
Also room and board.

>>47401843
>anon finally caves in to the constant bleating of his loli wife
>just wants this to be over with, thinks it's going to be embarrassing
>comes into McLim's
>the place is already filled with moans and scent of love juices, some dude is just railing his loli harem in the "kids area" with no shame
>turns out every fucking loli and lolibaba mamono under the sun had the same idea and anon just groping and fingering his gote is one of the more normal people there

>>47401861
When I say I accept baph wife, I mean baaaph. Extra a's for bigger bapho. Heretic, tits bapho. Short, but definitely not loli bapho.

>>47401894
>bapho had milfication curse put on her by rival sabbath as a joke
>still insists she can maintain the seductive loli act

damaged goods wives...

>>47401915
Loli going "ara ara" or hag calling you "onii-chan".

>>47401962
>hag gets lolified
>realizes she can now pretend to be a kid and spend all day at school full of little boys without raising suspicions

>>47401968
This could be a very dangerous thing is said hag is a jabberwock. Those boys are not safe.

>>47401968
>he thinks a desperate, dried up hag can behave like a innocent, lively little girl
Boy she is in for one hard reality check.

Did you know that you can rent a room in a dragon's house for cheap when in Dragonia? (Single men only)
It's safe, You can trust dragons.

>>47402098
It is safe because those overgrown lizards are too autistic to do anything to you.

>>47402128
What if I am also very autistic?

Dragonia suburbs are probably full of McMansions with single dragons living in them, hoping one day they can fill it with a husband and lil' dragons, but are too prideful and lazy to make those dreams come true.

Have you done your civic duty and impregnated your wife/girlfriend yet?

>>47402305
Well she seems well equipped

>>47402098
Safer than being out on the streets at night, anyway. The dragon zombies aren't supposed to leave the graveyard but it's not like anyone tries to stop them.

>>47401696
I think certain angels or valkyries would fall into this bucket. Probably not MOST, but I could see a few of them feeling that way.
Also, obviously, Lilims. Mostly because of the ol'...
>Miss Lilim grapples you!
>It's super effective!
>Male contact paralyzes Miss Lilim with orgasms.
>Miss Lilim faints!
So, honestly, you might have to survive on mutual masturbation for YEARS before a Lilim is able to build up the endurance for actual sex.

Haha sex with mamonos
Let's talk about how we want to duck monstergirls for a millionth time you guys

>>47402404
Hell yeah!

>>47402404
>duck monstergirls
I'm more of a pigeon harpy man, m'self, but whatever floats your boat!

>>47402404
>we want to duck monstergirls
Duck harpy when?

>>47402404
Which mamono would you like to duck under????

Remember ducks have maze like vaginas and they only let their loved ones in you can't get ntrd with duck wife

>>47402404
Duck AND cover!

Small writing question here.
I was thinking about other versions of undead, and wanted to include the idea of a drowned zombie into one of my stories, but i don't know if they would overlap with the concept of the nereid.
The MGE says the nereids are formed in the sea when in heavy contact with Poseidons mana, so in theory if someone drowned in a river or a lake in, lets say, order territory or somewhere else where mamono mana isn't prevalent, they would not monsterize into a nereid right?
Just wanted to hear your thoughts.

>>47402494
Use slavic myths as base, search for "drowner" or "vodnik". Literally undead originating from drowned people.

>>47402494
If it's in the ocean then it's Poseidon's domain, if it's in a river or lake then it isn't. National boundaries don't factor into it.

Dark Mage tearfully complaining to her toad friend that the guy she wanted to seduce called her a swamp hag and ran away.

>>47402517
I see someone's been playing the Witcher 3, have you now?

>>47402517
>>47402527
Thanks. I'll be taking some inspirations from the vodnik and other adjacent mythological creatures for her design.

>>47402601
Also, remember to put her in a tracksuit!

>>47401631
I don't understand how a woman can rape a man. How she can make me get a boner, if I don't want to have sex with her? It's impossible.

>>47402616
I think i'll pass on that suggestion.

>>47402683
But it's their culture!

>>47402649
You can say no, but your dick has a mind of its own and he's open to negotiations.

>>47402800
Rad

>>47401490
i see no gape. Most posts are about handholding usually, pretty wild.

Toweling off your kot waifu after she goes swimming!

>47402966
Furry trash outside /trash/, this is so "/jp/ - Otaku Culture" related

>>47401790
>go for a walk down to Winterstown's grocery store
>bundle up in layers of winter clothes
>Winterstown residents' faces when they can smell the Yeti musk on you through your snow suit and sweaters

It is Koturday. Post Kots.

>>47403194

>>47403194
Fuck off, you will attract the fr*g

Bonjour.

>>47403573
The kot is the natural enemy of the frog.

>>47403618
I'm not not licking toads

>>47403545
I would give this kot ear scritches and brushy-brushy time until she is a purring lap kot.

>>47403651
That won't stop toads from licking you.

>>47403618
>corrupted mucus toad
Sacre bleu, le femdom frog...

>>47403618
Unfunny retard like you is why getting rid of the french faggot was so hard. Why do you need to undermine our work?

>>47403686
lol

Can someone post the French cat? It's Koturday after all.

>>47403752
No, the only faggot who had those pics is gone and hopefully hanging from a rope

>>47403752
Oui

>>47403824
I too hope he met his wisp-fu

>>47403583
Whats this from?

>>47403936
Arknights.

>>47403936
You can assume every generic looking girl is from some chinese slopgame.

It'd be nice to have a refined catgirl from the city of light.

>>47402494
Nereids are specifically ocean nymphs. Rivers would be Naiads. If you really wanted to be cheeky with it you could just make it a Rusalka since they’re essentially undead mermaids anyway with vampiric tendencies who inhabit rivers and lakes.

>>47404062
>>47404111
The beast laid low.
A tale in two parts.

>>47404042
>>47403841
KYS

>>47403618
Can she cook me some omelette du fromage?

>>47401480
This month's A03 entry.
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/57708172
I started thinking what happens to the poor Anons who are already stuck with some shitty 3D when the Portals finally open.
They can't leave them, but it would be a cruel fate for those Anons if they can't be improved somehow.
So... a 3D to Lesser Succ t/f aided by their longterm housemate a Smokehobo to kickstart a whole new harem.

>>47401525
lizard pussy?

Come to think of it, it is quite amazing how such a bland bread like the baguette became the national breadof France. Even fucking UNESCO acknowledged its cultural importance and heritage in 2022.

>>47403841
hon hon hon

>>47401490
Much better than all the other leagues dominated by Hellhounds

>>47404335
Seven vaginas.

>>47404373
In little villages that dont have a Boulangerie they even have 'Fresh Baked Baguette' vending machines that bake an emergency stick for anybody who can't get to the nearest town.

>>47404121
Yeah, that's what i was thinking about. Mix some of the traits of the rusalka and the vodyanoy and sprinkle some original stuff. Looked up the germanic Nixie, but i already have another undead horse planned.

>>47404303
The way you speak about women is repulsive. Your writing isn't very good, either. It doesn't flow well. There's an annoying overuse of hyphenation. It's a huge block of text that isn't well broken-up. This is ostensibly a porn scene that you wrote an obligatory introduction to, but there's no transition between the introduction and the scene, just an immediate switch. Your prose is, alternately, poor or nonexistent. You double all your punctuation marks after dialogue ends for some reason. You regularly use the possessive ('s) as a conjunction of a noun and 'is'. You use eight ellipses in every paragraph. It's barely readable and just not good. You need to work on your English, as well as the flaws in your personality that would make you *want* to write a shitty ao3 fic about how much you hate women.

>>47404459
>being this mad over anon having poor opinion of 3DPD
>in a fucking monster girl thread of all places
I have a feeling this is the only thing that got your attention and you came up with the other complaints just so it isn't so obvious

>>47404478
I can and have forgiven annoying and bad plots if the writing/smut is good.
Did you seriously look through that and find it at all readable?

>>47404478
hating women is pathetic and a sign of a weak mind, especially in a porn thread where you lust over them all day lol

>>47404459
Neat, a review but no Hits.
Here, have some more (((ellipses))).

>>47404512
You've locked comments for non-Archive users, retard. It won't show hits for people without an account.

>>47404512
well that explains it

>>47404454
Cool beans, looking forward to it.

>>47404497
>you lust over them all day lol
What a shitty non-argument. Mamono are not 3DPD and core part of the main setting for this thread is fixing the latter into former, which causes much screeching over muh ego death.

>>47404512
you can get as mad as you want at me about it, your story is still awful. reeeeeing autistically about criticism instead of internalizing it just means you'll never improve.

>>47404527
>...locked comments for non-Archive users...
Oh, guess why.

>>47404527
To be fair, this is something AO3 made default some time ago, not everyone has catched up.

>>47404465
>>47404550
This guys art seems vaguely familiar. I think he deleted his pixiv account ages ago.

>>47404545
Mamono are identical to '3DPD' women except with some window-dressing monster parts and a quote from the mouth of god that they'll be the bestestest waifu ever just for you, anon. They're not real, also. You wouldn't be in this thread if you didn't desire women's bodies.

>>47404459
i don't like reading porn where the author clearly hates its subject. it makes me feel gross. thanks 4 the warning

>>47404572
need to put a hag in that sweater

>>47404609
The succ on the left doesn't look like her DEF stat is that high either.

>>47404633
looks more like stealth mode to me

>>47404609
Need DEF to turn around so I can see her huge ass.

>>47404609
>>47404633
She's clearly an AGI succ.

Evil woman erotic.

>>47404459
This is probably unnecessary and possibly just a personal preference, but I also really really hate that thing where characters introduce themselves by race.
>I’m Trixie, I’m a Raiju, an ‘Electric Weasel’
People don't talk like that.

>>47404651
>those horns
more like FAG succ

>>47404655
We're seeing more and more evidence of this every day.

>>47404669
making alps cry is a crime punishable by alp marriage

>>47404665
yeah, but i tend to talk to humans where the species is largely implicit
there's probably a more organic way to go about introducing it though

>>47404690
Show, don't tell. A visual description of the character will be enough for any reader familiar with MGE to know what she is, and even if they don't, it's not important to the story that the reader knows the name of her species.

>>47404559
If you cannot handle criticism then perhaps you should not post your shit here and expect to get your ego fluffed.

>>47404675
evil milk?

>>47404687
I would cum inside an Alp as a joke

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120930524
grasp hebi hips

>>47404665
Thanks, but I have had people introduce themselves like that e.g. "I'm X, I'm American, but I'm from [African-country].", when I could already pick his origin because he spoke with an African-English accent not an Afro-American, he just wanted to avoid misunderstandings with people who might have been confused as to his origin given it was a meeting about activities in Africa.
A lot of normies aren't going to instantly recognise all mamonos, so needing to explain themselves is a likely option.
I also wanted to make it that she was babbling a bit nervously.

>>47404740
Alps are the only monsters I would be okay with them getting gaped in public and on TV

>>47404822
Are their own tail-flames making them sweat?

>>47404559
You did the whole 'I won't register' back during the last fiction contest, Mick.
Thanks for confirming your identity this way.

>>47404849
And that's gayer than the real GapeSports Anon.

>>47404665
I guess you've never had a 3D tell you all her identities and preferred pronouns.

>>47404849
But they are making millions like that, you are gatekeeping scholarships, prices, great contracts, opportunities for a better life to all monsters

Funny how the gape posting starts up immediately after the 3D posting.

>>47404892
>"Hi, Anon, I'm Stacey, I'm a bisexual bicorn, and my pronouns are Her, You, Her, Her, and half the mamonos in this tavern."

>>47404871
He already has an account and it's not like he could fool anyone pretending to be someone else.
>>47404892
Not him, but I haven't encountered that kind of mental illness IRL.

I don’t really want to fuck or marry anyone tbqh, I think I’m just gonna find a secluded forest deep in Order territory with no monsters around and live as a hermit

>>47404948
So just go to /o/ or /an/, you dont need MGE at all.

>>47404946
No, there was half a thread when the July Fic contest was finishing about demanding the 'right' to leave unregistered shitpost comments on all the contestants.
>I wasn't paying attention to be sure if it was M*ck or Gate-tard, or if there's any difference anyway.

>>47404952
She's pretty hot, i'd take her in.

>>47404952
>tradwife
>podcast
Get back in the kitchen and cook me some Tofu.

>>47404944
I think my Kiki is a pansexual.
She carries it everywhere, even when we're fucking.

>>47405142
Your Kiki should be Asexual.
You should only sex her in the A.

>>47404574
Nta, but Mamono aren't 3dpd. Fuck off and be feminist over on tg or discord or whatever hellhole you came from

>Manticore wife gives you a sneak peek at what she got for your anniversary
>It's two raging mushrooms
>Day finally comes
>She eats both of them

>>47404665
>>I’m Trixie, I’m a Raiju
>NormieAnon: A Kaiju? Do you want to go to the sea and fight giant robots?
>Trixie: No, retard, a Raiju not a Kaiju
>NA: Whats that? Is that like a Raifu-Knaifu-Waifu deal?
>Trx: angrily zaps Anon unconscious and goes off to find a better husband
After a few exchanges like that she'll have to try to break it down to retard-level before she runs out of Anons.

>>47404914
Gaping scholarships are academic fraud like all sports scholarships.
If they don't pass Ms Haku's classes, their assholes will stay firmly closed.

>>47404303
I do wonder how open to transformation real people would be

>>47405142
I sent my Kiki to the market to buy corn.
>angry slavic glare but goes
She comes back with a basket full of fresh-picked ears still in the husks.
And a large dark centaur type.
We all end up eating my Granpa's bbq corn recipe.

>>47405287
I've had some fun thinking about that as well. Monsterization for women isn't a raw deal, but it is a lot less "so what?" than incubization. I feel like a good number would be happy enough to turn into something relatively tame, but not definitely not every woman.

Generic Monsterization/Incubization gives you longer lifespan, healthier body and ideal body for yourself as you will become more attractive, you become faster, stronger and get magic.

>>47405287
Given all mamono are objectively hotter and sexier than even top-tier 3Ds, I predict Tanukis will be running Transformation Clinics by the end of the first week.
Even in 3rdy countries rich women pay greenbux for lazer hair removal, skin bleaching, even backyard nosejobs etc to try to look like white Hollywwod 3Ds.

Anons who want Real Succs will have to get in early, before the realm is full of Lessers with fake IDs trying to please redeeem, Saaar.

>>47405350
Immunity to illnesses and fix whatever health issues you have.

>>47405369
there's still illnesses but it's things like jubjub flu and baby rabies

Sorry, we're all out of trad wives. Have a tard wife instead.

>>47405270
That makes it even hotter

>>47405270
Since mamonos don't need their assholes to shit because eating food is optional, Ms. Haku can just glue any exam failures' assholes shut until they pass the makeup exam.
Gaping Coach seething to the Dean about losing half his team.

>>47405391
Tard husband deserves a tard wife.

>>47405270
So gaping athletes are top tier students? They should become teachers or doctors instead of training their butts to get ravaged in public

>>47405391
Anon fills out the application form for a Tardwife.
Ms.Haku sees the obvious spelling mistake, and decides not to red-pen it.
Anon gets his fated waifu.

>>47405414
They have to at least score a B before Coach can score their A.

>>47404849
>>47405270
>>47405414
>>47405398
>>47405412
>>47405443
No matter how hard you try and samefag your dogshit posts nobody will accept your subhuman fetish.

>gape spam again
Reminder that the discord fags who've been forcibly spamming this /trash/ fetish for months also LITERALLY read cuck porn:

>>/jp/thread/47265242#p47265459
>>/jp/thread/47265242#p47265512

They raiders have already gone mask off and nobody has any excuse to defend them at this point.

Gaping is rookie stuff. Real Olympians compete in the Prolapse Grand Prix. How much rectum you can scrape out of your wifes asshole with your bitch breaker.

>>47405457
>>47405459
Don't kink shame.

>>47405460
That's not artistic at all, a good circumference requires talent

>>47405475
It's not art, it's a sport you dunce.

>>47405459
Isn't that a Vadass incest doujin? where's the NTR or "cuck" as you tourists like to call it?

>>47405471
Stay on your containment board and take the rest of your raid discord with you

>>47405248
After the first few TardAnons, even the cleverest and best educated rare mamonos are probably going to do full Cavewoman:
>You Anon, me Horny, we fuck now.
Poor dumb Anon gets to sort out the details of his prize after the honeymoon.

>>47405485
I'm not having this discussion with you retard. Either post monster girl stuff or shut up and fuck off.

>>47405459
This tard archives and then posts links to cuckshit.
At least gapeshit is mildly amusing.

>>47405483
>>47405506
>tags: cheating
Totally not cuckshit btw

>"tourist"
>"just post monster girls"
Totally not the same exact raid discord that's been attacking us for over a year btw

>>47405510
no it isn't

>>47405510
This is /jp/, not /d/. Take your goatse faggotry back to your containment board and fuck off already.

>>47405460
Fuck, I tried watching the IRL Olympics, half of their opening ceremony were professional prolapsers.
I come here to get away from Globoshit.

>>47405510
nope

The post part about being a Prolapse Olympian is seeing your wifes happy face when she reads all the fanmail that compliment her beautiful half a meter prolapsed rectum they saw on national television.

>>47405525
Ok, I wasn't going to click it, but he claims it's Cuck, so fuck him and his shit.

>>47405524
>tags: cheating
Most normalfags add their tags nowadays, did you even read it?

I feel that Arachne towns or Villages are underused.
They'd probably live in Thicker forests or mountains to ambush travelers.
Not to mention that they'd be able to fight from larger trees and cliff-faces without being touched

>>47405577
Arachen towns built into the trees with zip lines for traversal!

>>47405577
ever see social spiders and huge communal webs?
most spiders are loners but there is room for spider harem

>>47405577
Arachne are a peaceful people! They would never go to war or fight people. The arachne are the most full of love and love and peace and love and hugs and love.
Because spiders are love.

>>47405594
>ever see social spiders and huge communal webs?
There are actually spiders that live communal. They swarm anything that drops in their webs like ants. Fearsome.

>>47405573
Yes surely it's just normalfags tagging doujins wrong and the mistake not getting fixed.
Surely, it's not the /trash/posters who keep trying to force their utterly disgusting fetish here having other /trash/-tier fetishes too.

>>47405589
Ziplines for Traversal and probably thicker webbing underneath to catch any visitors that fall

You'd probably see them using a lot of longer spears or Bows/arrows for reach purposes

>>47405594
Most of them look to be on the smaller end so I imagine it would be the larger arachnes that maintain more isolated or reduced social circles, aside from those in towns that sell silk or the like.

>>47405597
Everyone needs to defend themselves, even if its just to husband hunt

>>47405599
that's what i was referring too, yes

>>47405599
Imagine the HUGS.

>>47405558
I think gape is good, prolapse is too much since it doesn't get featured in doujinshi. Big gape good, some 3DPD affliction is not but I respect your kink.

>>47405606
No one and no creature could EVER attack the beautiful, tender arachne.

>>47405414
I'm not a Gapefan but there should be a practical upper limiit for humanoid bodied mamonos.
Like ridiculously /d/size fetish Tits that are bigger than the girls's whole body, anything over maybe 6-8inches is going to be effectively turning her lower body inside-out.
Even meme-horses who are into Fisting only get spread as wide as Anon's forearm, so unless he's Popeye thats again about 8in diameter.
Of course Slimes and Shoggs can just turn themselves completely inverted like those 5-D topology shapes that cycle back on themselves, but that's not really Gaping.

>>47405652
Listen, sometimes a man just wants a warrior spider wife, though I doubt they'd wear anything like heavy armor.
If anything it would be a mix of their silk and maybe a few strategically placed plates.
That and maybe using their venoms on their weapons.

>>47405666
Hmmph. I can't really argue with that. Fair enough.
But they only fight Ushis and it's all exhibition matches to attract husbands.

>>47405677
do they fight like beetles and try to flip each other over?

I'm starting to regret the frog and his obsession with cats, this caturday is shit

>>47405659
Anon's Shogg finally expands to become Anon's entire house.
Finds his old porn stash of gaping porn in the part of her that used to be the attic.
Hmmm...
Anon drives home and into the open garage door.
Except it's not, it's Shoggy gaping one of her eldritch holes as a fake-asshole.
Anon enters the garage, he keeps driving without ever reaching the back wall, three hours later his car runs out of fuel so he has to continue on foot.
Two months later he realises he's just walking back into the garage door again.
>7D games in non-euclidean time

>>47405659
fuck off back to /d/ cuck, your meme is never gonna catch on

>>47405696
when you keep bringing it up apropos of nothing the obsession might be your own

>>47405689
I think they can't because lady halves would be squished that way. I say they'd try to bind each other and whoever gets bound loses. Gives the spiders a way to show off to potential mates their dexterity and bondage skills.

I wonder how a prolapsed spinneret looks like.

>>47405689
Arachnes fighting like turkish wrestling covered in oil.
The loser has to lie on her back and watch Anon fuck the winner.

I'm starting to regret the frog and his obsession with cats, this caturday is shit

>>47405728
see >>47405708

>>47405713
An epigyne irl looks like an asshole but has a lot of little knitting-hands around the edge like those mechanical crochet machines or the jaw-bits of a Predator.
>it needs a brave Anon to look at and decide to fuck the final arachne hole
>it actually gives a kewl combined multi handjob plus the hole-fucking grip.

>>47405460
These Danukis are going too far

>>47405708
>>47405728
Kys

>>47405659
That's why they have different divisions, in which all the humanoid mamonos are the most popular leagues and top ratings.
I guess it's the ass what attracts viewers.

>>47405777
I'd go to the public Hoss-fisting, but you're not watching her internal colon as her Anon's arm if filling the gap.

>>47405753
>brave
Nigger, I stick my dick in there first before I even fuck her pussy. I NEED to find out how it feels to stick your dick into silky fleshy hole.

Could I make a wurm extremely smart if smart girls were my type? Like would mamano mana not only change her body but her mind to be more in line with my perfect girl?

>>47405808
Sorry, she can only be as smart as you (A retard)

>>47405777
Stop spamming your forced meme garbage and go back to /trash/

>>47405808
It will probably take a while, but as a Wurm Incubus husbando you've got millennia to get there.
Unless hanging around with her so long starts dumbing you down.

>>47405808
illiterate wives

>>47405830
Can never find a crayon big enough for that paw.

>>47405816
>he lost at both the Gape Tournament and the Prolapse Grand Prix
Damn, don't be a little bitch about it.

>>47404819
>>47404892
are you retards actually defending that kind of shit writing? you deserve exactly the quality of author that you're getting

>>47405381
I'm talking about human diseases. Those you become immune to.
>>47405857
Not them but I wasn't defending the writing. It has no paragraphs so I just closed the page. I'm just talking about 3dpd

>>47405857
Bad writers are still better than gape posters.

>>47405895
at least one of them is sincere

>>47405895
two things can be bad at the same time.

>>47405777
>all the humanoid mamonos are the most popular leagues and top ratings.
They are leading the charts and also are the most numerous monsters

>>47406008
i love endangered species

>>47401480

>>47405990
whenever i see kiki arm mofu i want to put my face in it

>>47406038
what a dork

MEOW IS MEOW

Succs are weak to sweet treats.

>Satyros bartender with depressed ogre at the bar
>"Psst. Hey. Greenie. Yeah, you. That boy over there, him, he's been looking at you all night."
>"like fuck he has. get me another beer."
>"No! Really! Can't stop sneaking peeks over his glass - and let me tell you those eyes were wandering all over you."
>"Gawking at my size no doubt."
>"Listen. He is into you. Nobody's vision follows someone all the way to the bathroom like that unless he's looking at you! ...or part of you."
>"So? What's it to you, goat?"
>"Soooo... you've been a real good customer to me. I'm doing you a solid. I snuck old greenworm's turbo prunejuice into his drink. Should be going to the toilet any second now himself. Nobody else is in there... and there's a very cozy spot in the cleaning closet that everyone else uses to make out in."
>"Everyone but me."
>"Oh for Eros sake that WILL be you in 10 minutes if you just buck up the courage and go in after him! Look, there he goes now!"
>"...you think I've got a chance."
>"I know it."
>"...fine. Keep my seat warm, or I'll pick my teeth with your horns, goat."
>"Sure. Who knows, maybe you'll have the self heating kind of cushion when you come back ~~"

>later
>"Hey, bartender. Can I put a song on the jukebox?"
"Sure." The satyros nods to the beelzebub barfly "She's been in the toilets for a while. I hope it went okay."
>"Big green finding love? Hah. Like that's ever gonna happen."
>Toilet flushes
>THUD
>Ogre kicks the door of the bathroom open, new husband slung over her shoulder covered in ogre sweat and love juice with a very happy smile on his face
>Jukebox starts playing
>"SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME"

>>47406009
! !

>>47406124
And in the morning the husband is making waffles

>>47406124
Cute.

>>47406224
When I was a kid I took some playdough with me into a pool like this and it all melted into a mess...

>>47406276
watching a raccoon dip cotton candy into water is a tale so tragic

>>47406124
ogres have layers
i'm going to take them off (so she is naked).

>>47406311
Lewd.

>>47404478
>having poor opinion of 3DPD
I cringe a little when I read all the really negative takes on women. I like monster girls but I usually imagine them being women.

>>47406324
>usually imagine them being women.
I don't think anyone here imagines them as being men.

>>47406331
>alp posting intensifies

>>47406336
The point of alps is that mamono mana turns them into women so that you can do degenerate things with them(like holding hands).

>>47406346
Spoiler that shit, you perv.

>>47406324
Even if you didn't have that fanfic, any woman reading MGE would say its fur incels and it hates women. KC IIRC, said he made NGE for those tired of Real life and real life women.

>>47406412
Fucking typos.
* For incels
* made MGE

>>47404303
> By contract Kelly’s skin was flawless as Kelly took hold of Sarah’s shoulders and pushed her cellulite ass down into a squat
I have no idea what I was reading for around half of this. some of this could be because I was bleary eyed but I don't think that would explain all of it. Your english feels a bit spotty and your paragraphs feel big because you only double line sometimes and never use a tab space, i think.

I guess it just instantly goes into the guy fucking a monster girl while his wife is okay with it? I don't really get it.
>y, if ...maybe... we could tidy her up a bit, would you like her a bit slimmer, maybe a bit tighter here and there... We could both work on her a bit, and transform her back to how she was years ago...”.
You really waste no time in breaking up that human love though.

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, WHY ARE SPHINXES ALLOWED TO ASK IMPOSSIBLE RIDDLES LIKE “What does sphinx pussy taste like” OR “What is the airspeed velocity of an pregnant harpy” WITHOUT SPECIFYING WHETHER SHE’S PREGNANT WITH TWINS OR NOT

>>47406507
everybody just looks up the answer so they got desperate

>>47406507
You absolute fool, you're supposed to ask if it's a European or African Harpy.

>>47406519
Scary woman hot.

>>47406531
her words deflate my boner

>>47406540
To each their own.

>>47406519
A wight killed my girlfriend and turned her into a ghoul, now she sucks

>>47406519
Pretty brave if Wightfag commissioned that.

>>47406507
Just stealth past them to avoid using dialogue or combat.

>>47406548
Wightfag commissioned a whole short comic where a guy with an all female party get bodied by a wight ending in their undeath

>>47406547
Oh, no! My one weakness. A pun-loving mamono.

>>47406560
Cool dude.

>>47404303
I'm not the sort of person to be an asshole over something I don't like, and I also definitely don't want to discourage writers...
But everything after the link is exactly the sort of thing I don't want to read. There's enough casual cruelty, hate, and hurt in the real world, and I'd rather not see it here.
I hope your next story is written with a positive mind, and not one so negative.
Also take some of the technical critiscm to heart even if the givers aren't doing it in good faith. One of the most simple and rewarding changes you could make right now it focusing on improving paragraph/writing structure to improve readability.

>>47406412
>fur incels
>the man hating club full of furry girls who refuse to wash just post online all day about how human men can't handle a real MONSTER girl
>they call it the sith pill
>post lots of rape fantasy stories about raping men and breaking them with their superior exotic pussies and unique blowjobs
>it's the one place online where dogs and cat furies get along
>rare reports of fox girls is unsubstantiated rumor

I want to be accidentally femdommed by a dork monster that underestimates her strength.

>>47406640
Har har

>>47406661
the fun thing about being raped by a bunyip is that you're both crying

>>47406447
You actually tried to read that massive wall of text? Author needs to lean paragraphs

>Go to the city
>Shrine foxes
>Go to the forest
>Feral foxes
>Go to the north
>Arctic foxes
>Go to the desert
>Desert foxes
>Go to the volcanoes
>Hellfire foxes
IS THERE NOWHERE SAFE?

>>47406701
elves pull that shit too

>>47406695
Not quite, I had to bail around midway when it swaps to his job cumming in a raiju or something because I felt like I had lost the narrative.

>>47406701
It's over fag. Submit to your fox overlords

>>47406661
Challenge accepted!

>>47406701
You are safe in any of the non fox areas.
https://litter.catbox.moe/90rbr7.png

>>47406707
hellfire elves?

I’m gonna commit some hate crimes towards monster girls, for I am a menace to society.

I’m gonna commit some love crimes towards monster girls, for I am a menace to society.

>>47406701
Have you checked the abyss yet?

I'm gonna commit some wire fraud crimes towards monster girls, for I am a menace to society.

>>47406795
>A̴̛̫̯͉̘̼͖͎̯̻̤̰͈̘̋̽́̍̃͑͘͜͝b̷̨̘̣̯͕̯̐͛̈́̆͛̍̕͠ý̴̞̠͖͊͗̿̐̿̍̓̕̚̚͝ś̴̡̢̯̙̠̮̺̔̚s̶͉̱̳̗̯͎̹̳̮̣̜̾͒̃̓͛̈́͆̈́̓̒͌͌́̕͜a̶͔͑̈̈͐͋͒̒̀̃͂̊̕͝͝l̶̡̢̪͔̪̰̳̹̖̣̓́̾͆̏̈́̐͛͊́͋ͅͅ ̸̰͖̦̣͍͉́ foxes

I’m gonna commit tax fraud.

>>47406733
>No jungle foxes
Finally a safe haven

I'm going to defraud a hellhound, and by defraud I mean eat out her butthole

>>47406824
The jungle is feline territory. The foxes don't dare enter.

>>47406701
There's a place that is safe.

>>47406833
>>47406824
You guys are forgetting about the 7 foot tall maned wolf girls that are in those regions, that you are gonna get snatched up by those lanky bitches if you’re not careful.

>>47406873
>wolf girls
Not a foxgirl, so, not a problem for anon i'm assuming.

>>47406871
You are never meant to see a foxgirls bare butt.

>>47406881
you are supposed to taste and lick and eat it instead.

Imagine you're searching for loot deep in the dungeons, enter yet an another unassuming door and find yourself standing in a room packed full of dozens of Balrogs and palette swaps with blue, purple or green flames.

>>47406809
Become one with the fox’s fluff, fuse with it in mind, body and spirit.

I am A MAN, i WILL NOT lose to monsters!

Monster girls with the best ball draining assholes?

>>47406974
We call it tactical winning over here.

>>47406974
>quote from man, seconds before losing to a lvl 1 slime

>>47406995
I read that as "lvl 1 smile".

>>47406981
Miss Nacho tends to be a pretty big asshole most of the time.

>>47406974
Human men are literally built for monster pussy where we are destined to lose, that it is a harsh reality we must accept.

>>47406999
You know this checks out for her husband is up her ass almost 24/7.

>>47406998
anons are also weak to smiles
its common to insta lose when your neighbor says good morning with a friendly smile

>>47407000
Just say "no". Monster girls can't win if you refuse to have sex with them.

>>47406809
don't worry about it

>>47406701
Space: the final foxtier

>>47406981
Hatter's ass is known to do some funny things.

I believe Mindflayers sit on their smaller husbands and that their main porn tag they would go to would be facesitting.

>>47406047
fluff overload

>>47401631
so is she

>>47406795
>>47406809
Shog can be fox if you want

>>47407072
>a hand shaped like a fox pops up on the main screen
>captain, she's hailing us
though eons may change, the fox remains

>>47406447
What in the fuck are those sentences.

I’m huffed up on power, I’m out of control, just try and stop me you foolish Mamonos!

>>47407187
I would do things like this to every beastgirl I came across. I would have a beastgirl problem.

>>47407205
i commit petty crime so that magical girls have something to do

>>47407026
Smiles and eye contact have made anons bust more than any tailpussy ever could

>>47407208
>Sailor Moon but instead of the sailor scouts being human they are monster girls and the humans are the big bad

>>47407227
Cool, something to watch.

>>47407227
I want to steal her big hat and make her chase me to get it back.

>>47404459
This is relatively accurate.

>>47407232
>Bunch of monster youths have decided you the reclusive neet are the evil wizard
>They spend every day shouting nonsense magical girl slogans and spells at you on your way home from work
>Finally they have decided that they will rob you of your evil wizard powers the only way they know how.

>>47404459
I honestly have zero issue with shitting on women, but it at least has to be well written shitting on women.

>>47407290
>yfw they're just mad that Miss Chesh loves your close magic routines.
>Everything you know you learned from old episodes of Night Court and YouTube videos.
>Stupid mamono, it's not even real magic!

>>47407301
is she something? i like the streaky mascara

That’s it! I’m going to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by monster girls…

SPACE!

>>47407319
>

the N-ASS-A budget just got quintupled for some strange reason

>>47407331
FUCK!

>>47407331
I want to go cosmic sightseeing with miss shog

>>47407390
Just say this girl's name 3 times and you'll get your wish!

wax pussy...

>>47407394
She has lovely eyes.

>>47407437
waking up stuck together at the hips because the wax cooled down overnight

>>47407437
Haha miss candlegeist you are on fire haha get it?

>>47407437
Finally, a woman who can put that pussy on the chainwax!

>>47407437
I imagine high rank undead with castles or mansions employ some Candlegeists as guards in addition to all the other monster types you might find there.

>>47407437

>>47407506
chandelier candlegeist ballroom dancing

>>47407506
>Candlegheists morphing from candles on the walls
>armor stands decorating the hall are actually Living Armor
>statues in the foyer are Gargoyles
>kikimora maids sweeping the halls
>various tools come to life as Chochin-Obake and ambush you from the supply closet
>one of the doors always leads to a Room Mimic
and that's before you factor in all the mob/roamer/FOE monsters based on the boss monsters' type (zombies and liches for a Wight, cheshires and trumparts for a Hatter, and so on)

>>47407437
They say she's kuu but i find her irresistibly hot.

>>47407521
That sounds pretty comfy, actually. Would be neat to live in a place like that, maybe marry me a cute gargoyle.

>>47407437
Finally, a way to eat the hottest chili in the world and service my wife.

>>47407165
I kinda want a Shog Troll.

>>47407206
I beg to differ; beastgirls would have a (you) problem. A problem they don't want to resolve.