/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Neru the Angel of /alt/

>>47394533
>Woyuta wearing angel wings and all white
She wants to be Neru so bad lol

is this /alt/?
https://youtu.be/Jl21ki8YeOU

Ever since anon said this idol smells nice, every time I see her now I wonder what she smells like. She does look like she smells nice. Did you smell her anon? I would like to smell her to see if it's nice

>>47394888
I would love to sample the aroma of every idol and make a 25 pages long tier-list

damn wtf happened to narlow. their full album was released the other day and not a peep.
>build a group around a bipolar lunatic with an eating disorder
>she can't function half the time
>group goes to shit

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nnzjtOCXkGnl0XGindetn33eEyuL35TbI&si=ho23AmRLcd2Z9Qky

>>47395247
I had a random dream a week ago about seeing a post on Twitter about Narlow's final live, which is strange because I don't follow the group nor listen to their music.

In Sanma's Palace, there's an episode about people not taking baths called 'Bath Cancellation Threshold.' Recently, people who don't take baths are being called that. Just to clarify, I'm actually in the 'Bath OK Threshold,' surprisingly. I need to soak in the hot water every day or else I can't manage.

https://twitter.com/Mio_monster/status/1816790731702591957

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnQ71SLKnkA

>>47394662
it's regular

>>47394888
She was stood right infront of me for about 10 minutes watching another group at taiban... thought she smelled amazing but maybe I was just digging her pheromones. Should’ve tried to hook up with her afterwards but didn't even take cheki to be honest.

>>47394533
DEENA

ghost

>>47394662
I can save her.

ain't nobody saving nobody

>>47394662
>>47396770
that's hella nasty and she's an /alt/ adjacent busted bumboy granny at best. would be better off in the pointless off-topic music thread (or preferably nowhere). thanks for stopping by.

>>47395805
It would be sweet to have a big terrarium in your house with Aina in it but you would probably have to feed her live mice or something and always be scooping Aina poops and it would be a hassle

I'm seeing double here. Four puddings

gravure when

>>47397156
I'd ask if there was a demand for that but there probably is

andowitz

I think we all know there is only one way to revive this general. Blood sacrifice. And not some train jumping literal who, there's not enough majik in that. We need the biggest fish in the ocean.

It's time to throw Ano into the volcano.

https://www.tiktok.com/@coai_1023/video/7395888103044467975
34 year old do be looking cute

>>47395069
what kind of freak show is she visiting?

>>47394662
No, obviously. Being a honorary member of yurumerumo doesn't count.
But she indirectly caused a lot of damage to this thread by spawning ano.
Well, i guess it's not Goto's fault she copied her so much.

goto is such a nothingburger, only seething fagtanos think she's wirth ripping off.

oily gravure when

>>47395678
was she the only one who was in two groups?

BLAZEloz
https://x.com/YOLOZ_info/status/1816402223670362324

OINK

In 10 years nobody will remember who ano was

no one knows who Kanno Yoko is

goto mariko wishes she was ano so bad. too bad she's a forgotten bumboy granny and midori are overrated shit.

>>47397494
>>47397649
I'm counting both these as a (You)

> need more exposure
> go oppai massage for youtube content
brilliant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwHd7c8LAr0

aww shit the (You)s keep coming.
I won the thread right out of the gate with that b8

>>47397674
where pudding?

marikofags seething about their shitty lives vs superior ano.

>>47397713
I bet she smells ripe after wearing the same outfit for a week. Imagine the pheremones

>>47397721
what's worse, seething about a shitty life or leading the absolutely charmed life that ano does and still constantly seething?

>which category do you fall into anon?

>>47397765
she's just based humbleseething whilst fucking superior bandmen

>>47397670
>wishes she was ano
Only if ano sings an opening or ending for Precure one day. If that happens, sure.

ano is shit, she wont even do a real voice reveal

anochads are cool. marikofags need to crawl out of the womb and stop stealing their basedboy neetbux. if you can post online you can get a job, asshole.

>>47397824
cute

don't worry, i get enough money to actually travel to japan and grope my idol's thighs

What makes an idol go here vs. /main/?

>>47397876
>he thinks he's gonna one up me with this b8

>>47397876
They fuck different set of producers.

Is Kinopo /alt/?

^only the cool one who left. no idea who these other troon members are.

>>47397532
Non was also a concurrent member but she graduated and went back to her original group earlier this year

>>47397959
Best Kinopo is the one with huge ears

>(You) economy thriving

it's settled then. into the volcano she goes

>>47398044
She's a gigantic autist and a nerd

/alt/ idol you wish have career ending, potentially crippling and dare I say even possibly life threatening injuries?

>>47398104
True.
>>47398109
Nobody, because I'm a kind and empathic person.
Oh wait, Seiko is still alive. Her.

>>47397725
Very pungent aroma, indeed

>>47398190
gordita

Nobody ever posts Meronbatake...

>>47398407
stop

>>47397674
Eh, it was fun. She had good reactions. She was also pretty cute there with her face buried in the pillow.

Makes me remember about that episode where they invited themselves in Stimulates' house and Kirara was hammered kek

>>47398469
didnt know ostrich had such huge conks

>>47398469
hehe, silly!

>>47398469
>your autistic gf at 8am on a Wednesday

>>47398415
you know that's because they're shit. don't make me say it.

>>47398415
If nobody posts a group you like then you do it.

>>47398652
I don't like them.
I like GARUDA.

mishina ruka

>>47398469

>>47398884
Ostrich Man...

>>47398884
I would like to know where you found that if possible.

>>47398915
no problem
https://twitter.com/yosiyasuyasu/status/1816861198132084904

>>47398917
Thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLmsZeuLBW4

Ignore everybody. Mariko was /alt/ before /alt/ was /alt/. She is grandmothered in. Also, she is legit insane.

Support cat Tim
https://x.com/tim_vincent_/status/1816925120189071436
https://marche-yell.com/tim_vincent/products/102142

yeh,
she cute

>>47399344
By that logic we should grandfather in Jun Togawa. Get into some real grannyposting.

^these boomer bumboys wish they were yoko ono.

sure thing but who is the og cute boy

This is what /alt/ used to be about
>>47399461
Nobody in Japan knows who Yoko is.

>#ｽｰﾊﾟｰﾚｲﾁｬﾝﾌﾗｲﾃﾞｰ本日は休刊です

This seems ominous. You never miss a SuperRaychan Friday. What's the deal?

>you're right i do never miss a SuperRaychan friday
>i told you it's always friday here on the ship
>but you get an extra tuesday this week anon

>>47399454
I had to look up Jun. You may have raised a point there: that /alt/ should have some element of idol. Togawa was no idol, so therefore not /alt/. Goto performed at TIF once that I know of, but was she ever a real idol? Probably not. But I stand by my statement that she is legit insane and should be honorary /alt/ at least.
Looks like this has been debated before, ELEVEN years ago!
>>/jp/thread/11354566#p11354754

>>47399520
Shut up Derek
Everyone knows Yoko Ono is the chick who broke up the Monkees because she wanted her boyfriend Davy Jones to make more bubblegum pop while Mike Nesmith wanted to go in a more minimalist psychedelic direction

high kick granny is older than mariko

The new nanimono song is so shit just look at the MV in the OP it's auto tuned as fuck

>>47399626
How old is this bitch? She looks young.

>>47395247
>Due to several members being unwell, we will be cancelling our appearance at this weekend's live event.

narlow bros..

34

>>47399673
43

>>47399678
>>47399506

>>47399546
It's not a debate, she never was an idol. And Defstar pushing her to perform at TIF 2013 without the backing band is believed to be one of the main reason she quit that agency. And all those comments on cutting are still disgusting(who knew that it'll become a trend).
Just like calling a troubled woman "insane".

i want to go camping with piggs and put mayonnaise on my pizza

>大麻ってそんなに良いものなのだろうか。
Uchiyama No!

>>47399705
I like how they cut the pizza with scissors

>>47399668
ikr it didn't even give me a seizure

>>47399674
Hanakomuro syndrome is spreading like covid.
i currently have covid
i am also insane

Erotaros drops toilet clogging logs in hotel room bathrooms confirmed by Mountain Dew Mio.

>>47399708
who is she heiling?

>>47400227
is that the fishing girl? she's hot

>>47400020
it would be hilarious if she accidentally reviewed some Nazi music because you know she would write a glowing review

>>47400363
She's 28 but looks like she's 15. Pedobait like Marina Nagasawa.

>>47400425
no she doesn't she is very obviously in her mid 20s. wtf kind of high schools are you lurking around lol

>>47400500
good job, tamuco

>>47397070
>like her past time before becoming an idol
Imagine going to refresh your dong in a gloomy place and when you cross the door this cutie appears ready to comfort and please you.

That's kind of depressing as hell, perhaps she was trying to survive, helping her poor family or loves money no matter the consequences.

>>47400363
Its wild to me you know her as the fishing girl..

She's been in multiple idol groups and in one now.

>>47400425
Bro are you blind and retarded, she looks like she's 20+ and has for like the last 6-7 years.

>>47400688
I've never been to a rub n tug. I have a friend who used to go to them and gave me some tips but I never went. The massage part seems just as or even more important than the handjob. It's a natural progression of tension release and relaxation. Even though I never tried it I can see how that became a thing. I think it realistically falls under the umbrella of healthcare even with the prostitution aspect.

My homie told me to ask for Suzie he said she was the best. I think that was a Vietnamese joint though.

woah so she only barely changed her name for her idol name? that was a huge mistake

yoloz

Where's the beef?
https://youtu.be/E9GD2iMRafQ

>>47401025
yikes is there a women's only safety car i can get on instead of this one?

She still has the tongue stud

>>47401039
dang i missed the eggplant episode from a couple weeks ago
https://youtu.be/8ryS5FyZLNg

>>47401067
I saw that shit how old do you have to be to get pierced in Japan? It seems like none of that age restriction stuff matters when it comes to piercings and tattoos. I swear you are supposed to be a legal adult or something but is that not the case? I knew all kinds of kids that had piercings and gauges and tats when they were 15 but I never asked how that happened since I have no interest in that stuff.

If a legal guardian brought you their 5 year old and was like "give this kid a sleeve and a couple of soundcloud rapper face tats" would you do it?

>>47394662
I watched a bunch of her old vids and Ano def copied her style. Hopefully Ano doesn't copy her aweful life decisions as well.

>>47396560
Good lord. She needs to get help. A far cry from her days at WACK.

>>47401097
Ano's getting sacrificed to the volcano

>>47401257
She was chidol. She's been getting paid for getting naked for the last 20 years of her life.

>>47401277
did she have a fishing show back then?

Enter your room, see this, what do?

Looks like the GPS in plush toy incident hit Kishi Miyu pretty hard.

>>47401504
throw that in the garbage bin
walk out of the room
close door

>>47401097
>Hopefully Ano doesn't copy her aweful life decisions as well.
It's too late for her to drop everything to maintain integrity.
But not too late to become an alcoholic, i guess.

Mooove first Music Video to be released soon
Mooove first JAV when?

>>47401505
wasn't that incident ages ago?
and the fucking banner has the members mixed up lol

>>47401504
Start raping

>>47400688
I still laugh when she was making fun of poor people when her herself was poor LOL

>>47401539
>first MV
that's kinda insane considering they've been a group for a while now

>>47401504
mfw

Just met my oshi for the first time. Would recommend

>>47401510
>>47401645
You guys wouldn't get at least one vaccum blowjob with this mouth before kicking her out?

>>47401655
How is it even possible to be this ugly and get this popular?

>>47401641
Pretty normal for live idol groups

>>47401655
No thank you

>>47394662
the crack pipe idol

>>47401655
I said I'd rape her of course I want those DSLs on my chinko

>>47399546
> I had to look up Jun.
This gave me brain damage. There are people who don't know Togawa Jun here.

Anyway, personally I don't care if people consider Mariko alt or not it's up to everyone but to be clear she composed songs for an idol group and performed with them and she also did various "idol show" lives which basically consisted of her performing her solo career songs but organized as idol live event back in 2012 or so which I guess was too way back for people bandwagoning her now to even know about.

Post Komari, I love Komari

>>47401706
>composed songs for an idol group
For a bunch of idol groups. Also produced and engineered a lot more but finding specific songs is hard since she doesn't list them in her bio.
>organized as idol live event back in 2012
She never played an "idol-event" type show until TIF 2013. You probably meant that period in 2014 when she left Sony and was doing a billion different types of shows("idol" events, street performances, acoustic shows, getting arrested) to promote the Shibuya-AX concert.

>>47401096
18+ in most places and she already gotten piercings before FIRS when she was a bit older than 19 so the legal guardian thing didn't apply, and no.

>>47401724

>>47401856
Beautiful

i like green idols

>>47401748
did you get that pic off Instagram or Threads? on Threads she said she was 15 in that pic

>>47402077
Threads and so I know nothing then. I could see her father allowing her to get her tongue pierced though, he seems pretty cool

>>47401025
Was this shoot at like 5am and they're all grumpy and tired?

Would it kill them to smile? Lol wtf.

>>47401774
that chick that overrates herself has aged like 20 years in the past 3 months wtf

>>47401690
Imagine wearing spiky leather armbands in you 40s.
>>47401856
Fake teeth.

>>47402571
fuc kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Mizuki is such a fucking hot bitch

>>47403147

Ass.

Front ass.

>>47402320
>he doesn't get it

I was going to watch the Olympics until I found out that Ano would not be involved in any capacity so I said hell no

>>47401661
shut up

>Ano would not be involved in any capacity
See, there IS something good about Olympics

>>47402101
>seems pretty cool
who molested her then?

https://youtu.be/WT0ySbmRrt8

ruka and the uggos

https://youtu.be/VL58H_UQgIM

>>47401649

>>47404220
Embarrassing.

>>47403949
https://twitter.com/mirai_YOLOZ/status/1817202785928278506
not mogumogu but still eating

>>47397674
For me, It's Hani

>>47404283
>only a bowl and a half of the koshien curry
I know for a fact she has done better

The dark sexy turtle is going to be at TGIF. She is preparing her sexo look for the stage.

Totally idols!

Is this Mötley Crüe?

> quitting 2 groups at the same time
brave girl

whys her face so weird

whys your face so weird

>>47404394
It's that Akane's izakaya? After reading the reviews I want to go there. Seems like a dive.

>>47404220
I'm not that friggin bald yet I swear

>>47404415
Isn't she just quitting Empathy and staying in Leiwan?

M I I I D G E

She should be in TGIF too with that sexo look.
Truly magical that she can be so short and so well proportioned.

>>47404691
It's Shimokita ShiroGorilla. I really doubt they ever had a single gaijin customer. And you have to bring your own food most of the time.

>>47404858
How hip.
Can I buy cocaine there?
Do they have a drunken and inattentive waitstaff like Akane's place?

>>47404992
Their staff is one old woman who get's shitfaced 1 hour into service and two randomly selected idols/musicians.

>>47402571
Mizuki is a top-tier beauty!

>>47403713
or the lack thereof

did toricago really make out on stage?

>>47405156
I don't know but if it's true I require proof

>>47402051
When i say ON GANG this is what i mean.

Girly Eimi

Aim for maximum exposure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG5pYWTOXdU

>>47404087
An average escalator molester

ugly with busted lips

But enough about ano.

daaaaaaamn
she's an ugly sex worker

>>47404329
She states she no longer aiming to be an idol anymore. Already decline several opportunities. Fetish thot timeline.

>>47405856
oh really that doesn't seem as bad anymore i feel like "molested" kind of implies something worse than getting groped on the escalator but i guess it really doesn't.

the power of ojisan cheki bux has healed aichan

ano amirite

ano is the protagonist

i want to be one of the anos who wants to be ano so bad

i want to be momi. she was blue in pupilmo. groomed to be the rightful successor to anos position of power from day one but hates everything and just really doesn't care enough to even post a selfie that is in focus.

why do you want to be a Japanese girl

Need to post more hag idols to scare mentally ill anofags away.

I'm so momi

Crown Pop Rina

Aisu, The Devil of /alt/

>how's your second tuesday treating you anon?

>>47406931
It sucks SuperRaychan. I thought I should have had a heart attack or my lungs collapsed by now because I have le ebin covid but it's just a shitty cold. Let's go, beam me up. I'm ready.

>>47406946
>yeah it was all a scam
>sorry anon
>you're going to have to do it yourself

>>47395247
Could you please tell me the name of the girl at the most right? It's hard to find her. She's so beautiful!

>>47407003
ano

has anyone here ever kissed a japanese girl?

>>47407003
>>47407039
Couldn't you just tell him its Ikeda Nana?

>>47407019
She looks like Pastel Ink btw cute chompers

Could you handle Ano's heater?

do the yakyuu players like her scars?

fun fact
>>47407139
>>47407003
is one of the few people
>>47407019
>>47407162
follows on twitter

the world of alternative idols is very small even though there are a seemingly endless number of these girls

>>47407229
Her pitch wasn't too bad for a skinny girl. It was way off target but not in the dirt.

filter working overdrive there

>>47406802
squeak gang

>>47407088
No. But im curious. I've watched lot of JAV and all the kissing scenes look weird. Looks like their kissing is different than here in the west. They look like kids giving their first kiss. I don't know if its a cultural thing or what. I'd like to research it myself.

ano is the best

her music lately has been kind of crummy and her fake voice is cringe

ano should have her own olympics where all the wants to be ano so bad girls compete against each other. i would way rather watch that than the regular olympics

whenever ano isn't on present all the other girls should be going, "where's ano?"

>>47407575
do you know where ano is, aki?

>>47407554
The losers jump under a train.

anyway, visuals

>>47407622
She's currently trapped in the rat maze underneath Yokohama Stadium

>>47407699

>>47407865
Nagi do be looking cute

>>47403760
Chud Riri's tshirt was right about everything.
God Bless Riri

>>47407019
>>47407162
Kotetsu got fatter which is nice she looks super THICK on her tik tok. Probably living with her rich boyfriend now since she doesn't work lol

>>47408093
very strong bob

this girl from Tohkei also has an extremely strong bob.

I want to fuck Aisu so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_aslNsHBmw

>>47408205
I want to give Aisu a gentle headpat and then help her blackmail you into oblivion

>>47408316
>>47408319
Spicy

>>47408296
She can blackmail me after I have sex with her.

https://www.youtube.com/live/gVb9sW_1_eo?si=MogRHvcdAIORDHNQ

>>47408205
She will put you on suicide watch.

>>47408316
>>47408319
>*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*

>>47408424
She can put me anywhere after we fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/suS3LEimmZg

>>47408481
Strong burikko femcel vibes

>>47408316
>>47408319

not enough yoloz in this thread

far too much anoz

>>47408390
do their performances include lots of blacklight like that to make the landing strips pop?

>ywn have a cute and pleasant guitar idol wife to cook you dinner and then crank her Dual Rectifier up to 11 and melt your face off with a Yngwie Malmsteen solo at 130db while you eat
there's no reason to be alive

>>47408165
The other girl from Tohkei also has mad bob game. I really think Tohkei should be a lot more popular. Why is everyone sleeping on this high quality group?

Yeah, they cute.

2024/7/28(日) IDOL LIVE JAPAN 4周年DAY1@渋谷WWW X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVb9sW_1_eo

>>47408726
Jun-chan...

>>47408792
is Empathy next I was just watching popemo

>>47408726
>>47408816
Suisou to Clematis is putting out an EP a month for the next three months if you oldfags can stop pining over a group that has been dead for six years you might like it.

also, Tohkei

https://youtu.be/AVAld9RoWMs

One of you anons can have the prestigious honor of being the 300th subscriber to their YouTube channel.

Getting wasted in the morning with my oshi

>>47408869
girl hands + that sparkling wine looks a bit cheap

I should have just drank this flu away. Covid ha. What a nothingburger. I bet if I had just kept drinking after 4 days of drinking I would never have even gotten sick.
Don't ever stop drinking.

>>47408870
>girl hands
You prefer girls with boy hands?

Brazil has to wear a sleeve for her tattoo when she's trying to be classy

>Symdolick
lol i can't tell if that is a very unfortunate name choice or a fortune one.
they weren't bad tho

>>47408918
I don't care as long as you're a girl (girl)

>>47408920
I spy some kind of surgical/dressing scar on her hand, cute

yurumerumo

>>47397262
T O L

Pizza for the girls

>>47408974
Is that an Uno from qppo?

>>47408918
I'd hold hands with you, bro. No homo tho.

Why would you put an egg on prosciutto pizza?

dang i didn't even look at the lineup for this one but there's a lot of good stuff coming up

>>47408316
>>47408319
very nice midge

>>47408995
3 of them!
>>47409006
The heat of the egg melts the cheese

we love her

>>47409059
her group is disbanding next month

>>47409067
we hate that

donguri and the crew

fuck i gotta take a nap wake me up when mariko goto goes on

>>47409068
blame Airi for wanting to leave
Ibuki and Mia are good girls though

>>47409074
Her live show is currently going on
With an alt group that has less twitter followers than me

Did Appare have a live meet and greet or what the fuck is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKmZDiwd8IY

i never masturbated to my oshi

>>47409147
selling tickets on the streets.

>>47409147
I like looking at Mei and paying attention to her gestures. She's very expressive and can't hide it.

>>47409268
Imagine hanging out with her and toll debiru

>>47409268
I like the part where the tall dude wanted a cheki of Noka and told mei to scoot over LOL

One of the best Appare songs and they don't even sing it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frmu7wiO0zA

>>47408869
I want to take her on a date to a 3-star restaurant in Lyon.

>>47409294
A fucking nightmare.

fucking antvox blacked out their shit Ari you bitch

the only two groups that wouldn't stream, fucking Ari you cunt

>It's Ary
>and nobody rides for free

I fuckin hate tuesdays

birthday now

>>47410739
>>47410739
>>47410739