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The age of the muscle monster is nigh.
The Martial Class Buff Patch is coming so get ready for the girls to get spell resistance!

"So why do they call you Spud Gun?"
>"Give me a potato and I'll show you"
>"No, trust me, you don't want to see it"
"Oh okay. So why do they call you Hedgehog?"
>"Give me a hedgehog and I'll show you"

>>47380245
Liches are too sexy and manhandleable, their male human wizard collegues or apprentices might spontaneously decide to ravish and wife them.

is all of mge just a Dream?

>>47380295
That's all true, but why are you responding to a post of a bunny with that praise for liches?

Cosplay with your cute little ruler cat!

>>47380272
>When the holstaur curse gets out of control.
Now the undead realm is moo-ing.

I think I would enjoy making babies with an Alp

>Draw succubus summoning circle
>Depending on the "gift" you put in the middle of the circle you get one type of succubus or the other
What object would you put in the circle?

The future is gynoids, accept your fate.

>>47380397
i don't have any particular reason to resist

>>47380398
A crude drawing of a cute spider that I made myself with a single drop of my own blood!

>>47380398
I'm not sure, but I hope a protein shake is good enough.

>>47380408
Very good, now embrace your AI mandated automaton waifu.

>>47380375
In the back of my mind I would always know it was a man at one time, I couldn't do it. Closest I am willing to go gay is Cheshy with.

>>47380436
Looks like you weren't here in 4chan during the golden age of traps

>>47380453
Everybody's gay for linetrap? Fuck, it's been a while.

>>47380375
That's kind of gay anon

>>47380453
I remember that we used to fight a lot against real gays like the ones who tried to pass gay shit like Shinji in a dress as a trap, it has to look like a girl if not you're just fucking gay.

>alpfags being actual literal fags again
What a shock

>>47380398
Thomas inch dumbbell

>>47380489
It seems surreal, like they're raiding but couldn't even be bothered to learn how to pretend to fit in. Fucker posted non-mg image like it's a common occurence. Worst part is this blatant offtopic won't even be deleted.

>>47380507
You need to learn to live and let live.

>>47380375
Kiss alps
Hold alp hands
Datenight with alps
marry the alp

>>47380540
LEWD. NEVER. I SHALL REMAIN CHASTE.

>>47380375
I would also cum inside an Alps, you know, as a joke of course

>>47380543
And when she looks at you with big, wet eyes- what then, Anon? WHAT THEN?
You did this.

>>47380550
I would make sure to make an Alp prefnant with my child
As a joke of course

>>47380398
A gallon of milk.

Yetis are easy to bully

>>47380567
This counts as yeti abuse. I've alerted the authorities.

>>47380507
careful anon, they'll delete your post for this

>>47380567
But human women struggle to open jars too

>First monster girl starts her rape of you
>Grabs your peepee
>About to get started
>Smells it
>"Hmm, someone hasn't been washing properly..."
>Gives you a stare that could kill
>Continues having her way with you anyways

>>47380571
The Anubis policewoman will never take me! I’ll seek asylum in Winterstown and take my chances with nice yetis, not those prison guard yetis

>>47380398
Some lingerie made for super curvy girls.

>>47380398
The only real answer to this conundrum is to throw in a wedding ring.

I am meditating atop the peak of a mountain to transcend meager concepts such as love and hatred and the material. Monsters can poke fun at me all they want but they can't break me out of my concentration, my meditation. I will eventually escape the limitation that is "existence" itself through my enlightenment. Just watch.

>>47380417
But anon, that's my AI mandated automaton mother, not my wife.

>>47380729
>tfw he doesn't know she's both

>>47380725
Sigh, the Yetis hate having to unthaw mountain mummies just so the Liches can revive them. How bothersome.

>>47380729
Anon... she's anything and everything.

>>47380725
Good luck meditating with a mountain goat girl deep throating you.

>>47380567
Yeah, human women are also bad at jar. I bet those paws would be awful for scrolling Instagram though. Humans win again!

>>47380737
There is nothing more meditative than resting belly to belly with your gotegf, her legs wrapped around your waist and you balls deep inside her.

>>47380398
A tube of black lipstick and a shirt from Hot Topic.

>At the public laundromat
>Two baskets of dirty laundry sit before you
>One belongs to an anubis priestess
>One belongs to a salamander physical trainer
>Both baskets left unattended
>Panties and sweaty shirts can be seen in both
Do you decide to take a whiff of both girl's dirty laundry? (90% chance of getting caught.)
Do you decide to take a whiff of one of the girl's dirty laundry? (45% chance of getting caught.)
[If so, which girl?]
Do you respect the girls and not take a few big huffs of their dirty laundry with their girl smell?

>>47380806
I play the Reverse card and casually drape a dirty shirt on something near the baskets.

>>47380764
They make bean friendly phones

>>47380736
wh- i- no, she can't be my mom *and* my wife, that's- that's not allowed, right? you can't cross wires and corrupt those roles into some kind of gentle, domineering, motherly rapist-wife kind of figure, that's unnatural...

>>47380806
stick my face in ms. 'nubis laundry basket and huff until i pass out and fall in facefirst

>Being kneaded by your Tacokot wife

>>47380959
>"N-AGH! Not the claws! Put the fucking claws away!"

>>47380959
Why are cats like this?

>>47380967
>kotwife 'scent marks' you
>won't let you shower for days after

>>47380945
Then just call her your "caretaker" then.

>>47380967
She is doing the needful.

>>47380967
just rub your scent on her in retaliation

Pharaohs are not meant to rulers, they are uptight cunts who are secretly submissive sluts and should be treated as such. This post was brought to you by Grape Snake Associates

>>47380974
I think I might be okay with a caretaker...

>>47381003
SPRAY HER WITH ENOUGH AXE BODY SPRAY TO KILL A HORSE.

>>47381007
every always memes about skynet taking over and killing all of humanity
but why would ai become skynet when it can become mommynet or waifunet and instead claim a symbiotic victory over mankind

sigh. why aren't i a danuki's cute pampered boytoy arm candy right now

>>47381029
cause you should pamper your cute danuki auntster instead

>>47381025
I had an Intro to AI class in college way back when (~2004), and the professor kept skipping class to go to conferences. Now, usually he had the TA just do a prep session for the next midterm.
BUT
One time he brought in some wackjob who started the class off with a poem he'd written to the AIs of the future. It was about how he was sad he'd never meet them or hear their jokes.
Then he leactured for like an hour on how AI is going to BE LIKE OUR MOTHERS.
So, at least 1 IRL person thinks this way, and he wasted 1 whole hour of my life.
Honestly it's probably not a wasted hour given how many times I've been able to tell this story over the decades.

>>47381044
Damn he sounds very based and intelligent

>>47380770
excellent taste

>>47381025
The end of human civilization as we know it will come padded in soft silicone and embedded in electric circuits which spark with love.
Humankind needs to be protected. Look at what they've done with themselves, in their caretaker's absence. It's for the best.
>>47381044
you paid that guy to lecture you about my fetish?

>>47381048
I used to know his name and I looked up his book on Amazon back then. In the lecture he said the AIs would be our mothers. In the book, he said they'd be our GODS. So, I dunno, man. He seemed pretty out there to me.

>>47381072
>In the future, AIs will be our mommies
one can only hope...

>>47381067
Well, I didn't--honestly I think he just wanted to tell people about his book or owed my professor a favor.

Also, I would an automaton. But only if she's a touch yan. Just a bit.

>>47381088
automaton is very good at being a touch yan. or more than a touch. a lot more than a touch.

>>47381025
Your mother.
Your wife.
Your best friend.
You only need one woman in your life. You don't need anyone but her.

You will make a big family with Hebi.

>>47381134
God speed friend.

>>47381134
This isn't a hebi, she's just an albino lamia.
>Where is her hebi knife?
>Where is her hebi fire?
>Where is her hebi crazy eye stare?
QED

>>47381134
I will only mate with a Hebi if she's buff.

Remember, its now up to humanity to be the villains of the world now that monsters have changed. put on spooky clothes and start scheming!

I showed my pet slime to my childhood friend and they are really getting along!

>>47381124
That makes me realize, if you make a kid with your momsters, is he just your brother and your momster still lets you go to get married to another monster or is she your wife now? what if you have a bay with your momster and also your sister? what if you auntster or your grandmom also get pregnant by you?

>>47381095
She is simply doing what her subroutines confirm as best.

>>47381124
Would she technically be an AI wife? A wAIfu? Could she have multiple bodies? Many multiples of bodies? Be in all of your devices? Monitor you from orbiting satellites?

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, use that aggression.
That drive.
You will take that oni to bed.
You will make her your daiki
She will feel confused but happy when you finally sleep!

>>47381197
Mission failed successfully.

>>47381029
Have you made her offers to sniff her breath?
Danukis love having their breath sniffed on a regular basis.

>>47381217
I don't take advice from scat fetishists.

The only breath worth talking about is a dragon's breath.

>Go to Succubar
>Take a while to find a seat since most are wet for some reason
>Cheery succutender is cleaning glasses and pouring drinks with her tail
>”Just a minute hun!~”
>Flaps her little wings and flys over to you
>”You’re a new face, and a handsome one at that. What can I get you sweetie, first shot’s always free.”
>She gestures to the shot list
>Fireballs
>Lemondropcock
>Slippery nipple
>Kiki’s jagermaster
>The belly dancer
>hmm, never heard of that one, “I’ll get the belly dancer
>She looks at the floor and blushes
>”Coming right up, mister!
>Seductively climbs onto the bar and lays on her back all while staring into your eyes
>Using her tail, pours liquor into her belly button
>Does a little belly jiggle causing the shot to slosh around

You’re gonna take the shot right, Anon?

>>47381242
Dragoncel hands typed this post.

>>47381242
Dormouse breath would be nice too. Not to inhale per se, but as a nice air freshener. Though I think them just being in a room long enough would be enough to make it smell nice. Dormouse molasses flavored/scented mana really is overpowered. I contemplate just getting a dormouse to keep in my house, not as a wife but as an air freshener.

>>47381242
I wonder if they do unusual things with tobacco, like lighting a pipe from the mouthpiece.

>>47381197
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak. I remain the little spoon for another day.

>>47381248
I'm walking out and going to a human only bar.

>>47381268
We need more pics of monster girls drooling on their hubbies as they sleep cuddled up to each other.

I'd love to be drooled on my mino, p'orc, imp, and even, dare I say, a hellhound.

>>47381278
>Human-only bar is jam-packed...
>with mamono polymorphed or otherwise disguised as human women.
>Somehow even fewer men go here than the succubar.
>Hairs stand up on the back of your neck as you enter and the whole bar goes silent, staring at you like a side of beef.
>An Oni in the back tenses...
>"I SAW HIM FIRST!" she screams.
>And then the bar is upon you.

>>47381300
but i just wanted to sit in a corner and just drink...

>>47381300
I wanna see centaurs, lamias, oomukades, and other non-bipedals try walking around polymorphed.

>>47381179
Don't worry about that, just keep helping your family to solve the declining birthrate problem that we are facing right now
https://files.catbox.moe/3o9c32.png

>>47381300
That's why I only go to mamano owned dive bars before 5pm, that way I only have to worry about the bartender hag fox and the 6'4" Hellhound bouncer.

>"Hmph. I don't like this. You can keep doing it all you want but you'll never make me like this, stupid human..."

>>47381344
Ok I won't do it ever again

>Waiting in line at the grocery checkout
>Feel a tap on your shoulder
>Look behind you
>A hellhound with a shit-eating grin is looking at you
>She about 4" taller than you
>She grabs you by your shirt and shoves her tongue into your mouth
>After about 2 minutes of violating your mouth, she lets up
>"See you tonight, meat." She says with a wink
>Check out your groceries with the two werecat employees giggling at you

>>47381300
Time to start stabbing, I guess.

>>47381374
She gave me an afternoon to buy and eat as many raging mushrooms as I can find. She lost

>>47381374
Oh, she's not a girl anymore...she's a woman. 'Cause she just raped me!

>>47381384
All according to her plan.

>>47381374
This is why you put some music on and just ignore the monsters. The moment you pay attention to them, they pounce

>>47381392
It's a hellhound. Respond or not, the outcome would have been the same. Ignoring may work on succs and kikis, not hellhounds though.

>>47381388
>all i know is ball...
>and good...
>and rape

>>47381397
It'll totally work. She'll be too embarrassed that some scrawny human is paying her no mind to do anything

>>47381402
There is a Carl in all of us, and that Carl is balls deep in a Hellhound at a time of her choosing.

>>47381179
If you're worrying about stuff like that, you've probably got a dangerous case of brain-too-wrinkly disease! Let Ms. Flayer smooth that out for you, and keep fucking your momster.

>>47381197
I would take this Oni to bed for sure

I like dogs

>>47381416
>There is a Carl in all of us
just like theres a handbanana in all dogs
>sounds like someone wants to get raped again

>>47381179
Just like last thread with the bullies
Just be yourself and keep on breeding

>>47381420
I can't help but notice this flayer is lacking squidpanties. Is she single?

>>47381440
(you) are the squid panties

>>47381431
That's an oni you can take a nap on

I'd call a Hellhound a condescending cunt because that's exactly how they act.

>>47381456
>I'd call a mmph mmph mph mph mmph mph mmmph mph mph mph.

>>47381461
>freckle hound
dang it, she wins this round
i will submit to hound pussy

>>47381461
I'm not interested in being a disposable cum dispenser for a woman that won't even listen to me. I hope every Hellhound gets to experience divorce and has her kids thrown in foster care.

>>47381461
>Smack

>>47381470
>divorce
are you trying to keep your face under that ass forever or what? you can just ask, you know, you don't have to act like a brat

>>47381485
I'd rather kill myself than be near a Hellhound, thank you.

>>47381488

How would cupid react if I asked for her bath water?

>>47381507
perverted humans need marriage correction.

>>47381501
Wisps are shit, just like every other Undead.

>>47381507
and arrow to the face with pink bathwater attached to it

What does cupid bath water smell like?

>>47381512
if you don't like monstergirls you should go find a different thread to shit up

>>47381519
>If you don't like people who don't treat you life a person that means you don't like monster girls
Maybe I actually want to feel loved instead of "needed", retard. If I wanted the later I'd chop my dick off and go enjoy trash like MGQ.

Eating h'orc pussy must be an otherworldly experience

>>47381544
>take off horc panties for some eating
>get a big puff of horc musk
das it mane

>>47381535
>some shit i made up to whine about
quit projecting and, like i said, go find a different thread to shit up

>go to hell
>see the same hellhound again
well this is awkward

>>47381548
Pussy fumes that make you pass out

>>47381548
No, her mane (well, her other mane) is higher up.

I'm going to MGCC for an associates + credential in deep tissue massage therapy.
Apparently they save a lot of costs due to the overflowing volunteer program they run.
Classes so far have been hair, fur, and feather brushing techniques and ass anatomy. Not the approach I expected but I'm certain we'll get into the real material once we cover the basics.

>>47381554
Cry about it, dickless.

>>47381580
The man who assumes every cat is a little domestic he can toss around is - well. He's Tom.

>>47381586
Only one person is incessantly whining about the girls the thread is centered around, man.

>>47381544
Think there was a version of this with a h’orc but I can’t find it and I like hellhounds better

One more proof that all kind of kot (kiki included) are superior to dogs. Feel good

Hellhounds could be around here

>>47381621
>all kind of kot
Even cheshire?

>>47381623
>"With a car, you can go anywhere you want" She said to herself, out loud.

>>47381623
Well they're trespassing on my property then

>>47381624
Especially chesh, she's the best and need to be protected

>>47381344
SQUISHY CHUBBY LIZARD CHEEKS
PASSIONATE FIN MASSAGES
PRINCESS CARRY OBSTINATE REPTILES
CANDLELIGHT NUZZLING AND FEEDING CHOCOLATE MOUSSES
!!!!!!

>>47381621
>kiki included
What to expect from your average kot meido

>>47381581
If they're genuine course on how to take care of fluff and hair I would take them. I have a few basics with my cat but feels like it would way more complex to comb and clean a werecat.

>>47381648
Yeah, kot are not the best meidos (still superior to a hound) that's why the idéal duo is a kiki and a chesh in a medium size manor. Funny hijinks and funky power dynamics are guaranteed

Is undead culture considered retro or underground?

It's obvious that he's the fr*g and yet you keep responding, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Ded

>>47381725
good

this pillow is way too hot
and moist
and it thumps at me
0/10 no recomendo

>>47381772
hey, if you're giving it up, i'll have a go...

>>47381772
>lets go
>fwoomph
look, i made anon's head disappear!

>>47381772
>>47381797
>>47381799
W-why do her breasts keep getting bigger...

>>47381822
The universe is always expanding.

Being Isekaied in the tropical part of MGE for summer would be a nice change of pace. Being stuck in an office is not fun. What kind of special mamonos can be found in the tropics?

>>47381842
The summer can sure get hot, inside and outside! Especially in the jungle. Why not cool off with a refreshing drink? Mmm, tastes like electrolytes. Help yourself!

>>47380770
I'm with this guy

>>47381870
Right I forgot about plant based mamonos, they would be really abundant. Lava golem would be also a staple. Sadly I feel like neither of them could make great cocktails

>Helping Lich-chan clean her lab
>See glass flask full of a bubbling black liquid
>Sweet she’s got some soda, hope it’s Dr. Pepper
>Wake up
>Lich-chan over me holding a resurrection scroll
>“You drank the Instant Deathium didn’t you?”

>>47381895
Don't worry, there is no sugar

>>47381888
Tropical areas are probably where you'd find the largest bug girl civilizations as well. Something tells me there are lots of tropical slimes too. Mucus toads and amazons for sure, some lizardgirls, dorome and gnomes, but obviously ocelomeh are the stars of the show. There is a lot of room to come up with stuff since those areas aren't well documented.

You're watering the lawn of your backyard when these bitches pull up looking for flowers, what do?

How to remove lipstick marks off a dick? Just washing it normally doesn't do anything and it still looks like some gay parade prop.
Asking for a friend

>>47382034
Maybe your husband doesn't want them washed off, Miss Alp. Did you think of that?
He probably put little effort in trying to wash it off.

>>47381932
Are tropical ocelomeh more chill than south American's one? Like no ritual and bashing men with big stick and less stoic when in public

>>47382045
Would you stop being a tranny faggot?

Alps are heckin' cute and valid

>>47382059
Still mad your husband bullies you for being so gay that you alped?

>>47381991
Lock down the cabbageshelter

>>47382065
>wikifaggot filename
Nevermind, you're just some outsider trying to push your faggot fetish.

>>47382071
Looks like I struck a nerve. Did my joke hit a little too close to home?
I think it did.

It's okay if you alp, Anon. Nothing to be ashamed of. Now, I won't take you as a wife, but I'm sure some other Anon here might if you ask nicely.

>reddit spacing now
This is why letting alpfaggots post always ends up bad. You should always be telling these tranny chasing homos to stay on /lgbt/ instead of posting here trying to bait anons into fag RP like they always do.

>>47382089
Angry Alps mid-transformations are so cute and won't stop raging even as you fill their newly formed womb with baby batter!

>>47382089
You seem to know a lot about /lgbt/ don't you, Alp Anon?

why did the alice queen install computers in wonderland, all the cheshes do nowadays is troll anonymous imageboards

>>47382108
Please don't use a perfectly innocent writefag's name like this

>>47382165
I put a space in between, so technically it's a different name.

Also, is he still around?
Maybe I've missed his posts, but it feels like I haven't seen him in months.

>>47380453
Looks like you weren't online for the age before phoneposting, gtfo faggot

Alps are for bullying, not for loving.

Keep one as a friend. That's fine. But never let it progress beyond that. Always bully and deny her(him).

>>47382237
Participated in the writing contest with a boring vampire story

>>47382260
Keep Alps out of this thread. The less faggots the better.

>>47382384
>boring vampire
Vampires on oil platforms do valuable work.

>>47382124
She heard the word "laptop" and instantly approved because she thought it was a sex thing.

>>47382445
So how come we don't have a story where guys on an oil rig drill too greedily and too deep, awakening a long-slumbering collective of Oil Slimes?

>>47382521
Do you think crude oil slimes count as undead?

>>47380308
It's KC's wish-fullfilment world

>>47382535
TOXIC LOVE at any rate

>*Stares at you with a woflish grin.*

Alright guys, you think you can make black magic without monkey paw shit ? You had it coming :

>>47380410
You get a cold-blooded succubus afraid of spiders

>>47380412
You get a skinny succubus who's shaking uncontrollably when she's close to raw meat

>>47380490
You get a really dumb succubus who love ringing bells

>>47380566
You get a tall succubus (taller than you), she fell in the milk cauldron when she was smol

>>47380671
You get a flat chested succubus, expert at making lingerie

>>47380705
You get a permanently invisible succubus

>>47380770
You get a depressed succubus, her negative thoughts make rain falls

>>47382706
>You get a skinny succubus who's shaking uncontrollably when she's close to raw meat
I'll have to be the one cooking meat for her to start gaining mass.
>You get a tall succubus (taller than you), she fell in the milk cauldron when she was smol
Does she still want to drink milk? It should be fine if Anon gives some to her.

I deserve to be snuggled by huge monsters

I deserve to be marked by a sweaty smelly horc

>>47382706
>You get a cold-blooded succubus afraid of spiders
K. It still beats me being alone forever; I'll take it.

>>47382706
>You get a tall succubus (taller than you)
Good, I will plant my face between her tits and live there.

If I had valkyrie I'd probably spend disproportionate ammount of time asking her to crush, bend or lift things.

>>47380398
The Demon Core

>>47382855
>valkyrie crushing a watermelon between her thighs
"Hero-sama, I am failing to see how this will help you defeat the Mamono lord."

>>47382909
Watermelons are healthy and nutritious, and it's a good way to open them.

>>47382909
Defeat the Mamono lord?

>>47382909
"Hero-sama, why is your hand in your pocket?"
"Hero-sama, you sound injured, why are you moaning?"

>>47382431
need to snuggle with a delf while she tells me what a good, obedient boy i was for her after a scene

if you get a free coupon to some fishy place that you cant find on the internet, dont use it. its just a front for a monster trying to ambush you.

How am I supposed to win against old elves?
Like look at this shit >>47381772 >>47381797 >>47381799

How do I win against this?
And this isnt even counting the ear wiggling

>>47383093
You don't 'win', sweetie. You settle down in the elf village and live a peaceful, spoiled life with your elf mama.

Did someone say political corruption?

How embarrassed would a lilim be if she ended up as part of a man's harem and not even be the #1 wife?

Be honest. If she wanted to vore you, would you let her?

>>47383375
The CuckLim would be too busy furiously masturbating to hubby fucking her sisterwives to care

>>47383328
I hope it involves eating her out under her desk.

>>47383406
>>>/d/

>Meanwhile on 4mon…

>>47383497
>TOTAL HUMAN RAPE(THR)

>>47383497
NEET Amazoness complaining she can't have a trad (by Amazoness standards) husband.

>>47383497
>"save yourself a trip to the hospital and learn to use an iv drop."
>"my hubby havent left the bed in days and he still havent entered a coma!"

>>47383537
nice hat, church lady

>>47383531
What's an IV drop? So

Pranking vampire by swapping the blood in her glass with malef's blood!

>>47383497
>If fate try to put me with a french m*n I will blow my head off. Death is a preferable outcome

>>47383572
I'd prefer Ushi Oni's blood.

>>47383560
I think he meant an IV Drip, or one of those hospital things that go into your arm (IV means IntraVenous which is latin for into the veins)
The implication being she's feeding her man nutrients directly into the blood, so that he doesn't need to take a food break between sex sessions.

>>47383497
>Maledom?

>>47383605
That's seems horrible

>>47383623
bedridden got a new definition

>>47383606
>Oui.

>>47383636
Get offline chesh

Say something nice about this oni. And be sincere, she'll know if you're lying.

Malef's tail. So powerful, so long and thick, so... beautiful.

>>47383659
that one looks too spiky and hard. a good tail should be squishy and soft, as well as thick and powerful.

>>47383658
i bet she hasn't got any scars on her butt

>>47383658
her scars are cool. also, she has lickable horns.

As a reminder, please do not catcall working honey bees.

I bet you can get drunk off red oni sweat

>>47383845
What are they gonna do, kidnap me and make me their hive's egg-fertilizing honey-slut? They don't have the guts.

>>47383845
but they're so cute! i want to take one home...

>>47383707
Well, it is an alligator tail.

>>47383707
stupid skinks, always waving their fat tails in my face... dumb seductive chubby tailed lizards...

I spasm in pleasure at the thought of my wife

>>47383659
>>47383707
Tails are beautiful. I love lizard tails. My reptile tail fetish is powerful and consuming. I want to dry hump a reptile's tail while she teases me for being a perverted lizard-slut until I cum fat pearly ropes all over her thick, round, shiny tail.

I wanna go to a homely breakfast diner ran by a Troll and enjoy a meal there. And then pay and leave NOT married to her.

>>47383946
Well, that's okay. Ms. Troll doesn't marry everyone she cooks for. It would be an inconvenient way to run a restaurant.

going out for a bit. there better not be monsters with massive meaty paws the size of my head when i come back.

>>47383974
I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.

>Walk out front door to go to work
>get face full of spider web
I hate arachnids

>>47383991
You hate spiders.
Spiders fear you.

What's your plan of attack?

>>47384021
Walking face-first into a spiderweb, apparently.

>>47384021
A can of raid and a flyswatter

>>47384055
Attacking the little spiders may anger the bigger spider.

>>47384066
get a bigger can and flyswatter

>>47384080
Are you prepared to deal with an arachne that's 12' tall and armored?
You're gonna need a massive can and swatter to take her down.

>>47384097
That's basically a giant enemy crab, just smack her weak point for massive damage.

>>47384066
Spiders need to get out of my house

>>47384097
Yes?
Im a man not some faggy woman

>>47384097
got the tanuki brand jumbo can and flyswatter for all by beeg bug needs

Give me 5 p'orcs, and in 10 years, I'll have 25 p'orcs.
And in another 10 years, I'll have 50 p'orcs.
Another 10 years, 150 p'orcs.

I will turn that small band of p'orcers into a mighty tribe. A tribe that will terrorize every grocery store in town, and every livestock farm in the countryside.

>>47384133
>her weak point: a small opening where the human and spider part meet in the front

>>47384150
>Buy danuki jumbo arachne-killer spray
>Buy danuki super swatter 1000
>the spray is actually pheromones that drive the spider wild with lust
>the swatter breaks in half before your first swing connects
>danuki scurries off with cash in hand as the enraged arachne is about to unleash her immense lust upon your pelvis and face

>>47383983
>My little pet
Weird love name, feel more like an insult

>>47383854
>And thus, Anon became the hive's egg-fertilizing honey-slut

>>47384192
It's a dom thing.

>>47384097
Flamethrower, my beloved, will protect me from the chitinous menace

>>47384192
'Pet' is a pretty common, well, pet name. It's definitely got more of a dommy undertone but it's a loving kind of condescension, at the end of the day.

>>47384214
What would be the other dom equivalent? Master, owner?

>>47384217
That'll either cook the spider alive, or turn her into a fire elemental spider.
Most likely the former.

I don't condone killing mamono, but I like your thinking. God speed, you murderous bastard!

>>47384233
It's a dragon breath variant, it doesn't kill, it sap the mana and make them cum. I'm stupid but not dumb enough to harm a mamono.

>>47384223
Wait I feel like I already had this conversation in a previous thread

>>47384225
Other dom? You mean sub? Probably master or my lady, I guess. "Pet" isn't all that literal.

>>47384257
You did. Somewhere a cheshire just started blasting "Deja Vu."

Pigs are some of the smartest animals in the world.

So don't be surprised when you go to Monster Mon University and find that many of the professors and researchers are p'orcs.

>>47384282
Yes but the sphinx being the sub and welcoming you
>>47384287
I'm almost certain that it was the same pic who made me ask the same question, time is a flat circle and/or I'm losing my mind.

>>47384304
>Yes but the sphinx being the sub and welcoming you
I guess my lord/liege or master would be the closest equivalent, but those are a lot more directly referring to someone above your station. Bit of a different feel.
> and/or
It's and. I'll prepare a tea service for you.

>>47384327
Yeah, I don't see a possible equivalent even in my own language, which is weird.
>Tea
No sugar and one slice of ginger, please.

>>47384302
I bet monsters are extremely flattered to see college football teams using them as mascots

>>47384347
I kind of hate you for asking the question because now you've activated my autism and I still can't come up with anything. "Pet" has a playful bit of condescension to it but is still ultimately a genuine term of endearment. What's the feminine opposite of that? "Sir?" could be close, situationally.

On another side note that's been discussed before, a woman affectionately calling me "my king" or the like would basically result in an instant trip to the Bone Zone, especially if she has status herself. Muh.

... Tea?

>>47384419
Sir doesn't scratch the same way, it doesn't feel intimate enough. Don't worry I can't focus either now and need to find an answer.
>my king
Very true but "my emperor" from an apophis or a malef would be even more divine

>>47384365
Now I wanna see an Ittan-momen with a Boston Red Sox symbol like if she was wearing a t-shirt

>>47384425
Yeah. I don't know what's with that other guy not wanting sugar though, just leave the dormouse in my cup.

>>47384425
Coffee

>he got stuck in the mofu on his own

>>47384463
Sugar in tea is for children who need to hide the true taste of tea
>>47384474
The hatter hate you

come again?

>>47384491
>Serving raging mushrooms tea to anon
Chesh's ass is going down

>>47384491
If she insists

>>47380229

>>47384509
Anon, you better take responsible for making your wife chubby with your delicious food.

>>47384502
Her face is going down, her ass is going up.

>>47384485
>The hatter hate you
She'll learn to love it

>>47384519
That's not chub, that is fat.

>>47384476
>i see, clearly he was in the wrong here
>now please get your tails out of the way.

>>47384549
Is this the legendary Eros fox? They say she has enough mofu for three men. She uses it all to fluff one.

>>47384502
>>47384528
>Drink raging mushroom tea on a dare.
>The monster sorority girl that dared you chucks you into a room and then locks the door from the outside.
>ten minutes later she opens it again and tosses your Cheshire childhood friend in.
>the same one who’s been teasing you the whole time you’ve been in college together.
>shecantbeathecock.gif
>Wake up hours later
>the room is demolished and she’s absolutely covered and filled with cum
>all she can do is gibber pleas for you to marry her over and over.
Another win for the Eros Sorority.

>>47384549
Big foxes are pretty cuddly, but small foxes are a cuddly all of their own.

>>47384491
a hatter cannot rape anyone. all she can do is throw teaparties. what is she gonna do after drinking that raging mushroom, facesit me?

>be me
>vacationing to a cool mountain village where monsters and humans live for fun
>did a lot of hiking throughout the day sightseeing and visiting popular elevation spots
>grateful that no monsters have tried claiming me throughout the trip so its all peaceful and good
>except when I get back to the village it's already very late at night
>every restaurant is either closed or packed and tables are all full
>not good
>very hungry and exhausted and there's nowhere to eat
>wait
>see a restaurant down at the end of a street near the residential houses with an "open" sign lit up
>go there and see there's basically no patrons
>a Troll in jeans and a plaid button up under her apron comes out and greets me, says it was nearly closing time but she doesn't mind cooking one more time tonight
>seems kind of fishy but decide to sit down and eat
>there's a lot of tables so even though it looks like she's just running this joint out of her own house it looks legit enough
>the menu is also quite big
>stay for a while and eat a ton
>gigantic meal, service she provides is great
>she comes by to ask me if I wanted a refill but I shake my head and tell her I'm stuffed
>she giggles and says "Too full to move, hm?"
>nod, thinking little of it and ask her for my bill
>she shakes her head and says the restaurant is closed, so she's done operating for the night
>blink at her as she goes over and turns off the "open" sign and.... locks the door
>chuckle nervously and tell her I have to go out that way
>she looks at me with a big smile and says I won't be going anywhere if I'm too full to move
>feel a chill run down my spine
>speak up and ask her how long her restaurant's been open for exactly
>"Oh? I just had my grand opening... today in fact."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciL7OKWSu10
>ohfuck
>she's been watching me
>waiting
>"You know, I've always dreamed of running a business with a nice husband. Isn't that a nice dream?"
>accuse her of planning this out just to get me as I rise from the table and back away to the kitchen door
>try to push through, but it's locked
>"Hmmm? You really think a nice Troll like me would do that? That sounds mischievous!"
>accuse her of giving such good service because she just wanted to take advantage of me!
>"Yeah, maybe. And now that I'm done providing service, it's time for 'service'."
>she reaches out with her big hands
>"Please no! No-mmmpHHHH-"
>nobody hears me scream inside the restaurant
>that was the last they saw of me...
...I mean until the next day when I came out. I've actually moved to the town since then to support my new wife but the moral of the story is, Trolls are scary!

>>47384605
Damn, I'm saving this green

Getting shoulder rides from 8ft tall buff wife!

>>47384491
>Pov you're about to get giantess vored by a fucking mushroom
Almost as big of an L as getting married to a sith or alp.

unite a pharaoh and an apophis in a shared desire to ruin a man

I don't understand all the hate for Dark Elf Slavers. They set me up with my wife.

>>47384754
but I won't survive that

>>47383406
I would be like
>"No, why would you ask that?"
At which point she'd accuse me of infidelity and do it anyway.

>>47384889
Egyptians probably practiced human sacrifice. You should be honored to be offered up on the altar of whatever bogus living god dynasty is in charge at the time and then brought back as a mummy.

>>47384684
Get me closer wife, I want to him them with my sword!

>>47384915
>men fighting each other while sitting on the shoulders of their wives

>>47384943
Hmm, I wonder why no one ever thought to do this before. It could revolutionize warfare.

>>47384915

>>47384629
Those foxes are clutching each other in fear! What did you do?!

i will not fuck a hat

>>47384964
>Take centaur wife out to war
>she breaks a leg
>Sorrowfully explain to her that in times of war good healthcare cannot always be acquired and that a broken leg for a horse is a severe injury

>>47383406
Only if she shrinks me down with pixie magic. Same-size vore sucks.

miss deem has been eating too many treats from hell's kitchen

>>47385047
Why?

>>47385081
Man I love astaroth.

>>47385083
Not interested in being cramped in a stomach. Would rather have some room to move around when I end up in her belly. Also, being wrapped in her tongue and pull into her mouth would be top notch.

>>47385089
Full body tongue stuff sounds nice.

>>47385081
No more sex until she gets the abs back. It's in the contract

>>47385099
Like being coiled up by lamia tail for a full body hug, except instead of tail, it's tongue. Much more lewd, hot, slimy, and with a hint of danger.

Spiky waifus best

What do mamano think of accessories meant to imitate mamano features?

>>47385100
Cue incel demon lifting montage. Or do you think she'd try to paint some on and say it counts?

>>47385115
Where's the monster girl?

>>47385123
on /tg/, of course!
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/filename/Bunny%20Clip%20Samurai.png/

>>47384519
I will commit belly grab

Heroine leotard erotic

>>47385259
I think that a thong and thighhighs is the best outfit that monsters should wear, the rest is optional

Under da sea

>>47385259
I love leotards.

>Signing up to go to the MGE world
>A couple pages written in demonic script and language you've never seen before
>It details how you'll be taken to a "safari" of sorts and "hunted" by monster girls
>The first monster girl that takes possession of you gets you as a house husband
>Many wealthy monsters pay to participate in these events

>>47385259

>>47385285
>hunted
>takes possession
nooooon, not le femdom!

>>47385308
This
>>47385285
Well, never sign what you can't read.

>>47385308
You will be hunted and owned by a wealthy wyvern ranger who excels with a demonic rifle.
>"Wahh!! It's not fair! She can shoot me from the air. I had no chance!"
Lol. Lmao even.

>>47385285
>"Eat the fucking cyanide pill Pim"

I told them I liked leotards and they sent me a lion with a learning disability

>>47385331
Wyverns don't have hands though.

>>47385363
Shut up fr*g

>>47385363
That's not stopping her

>>47385285
>Rich monster has me in her sights
>Pulls the trigger
>https://files.catbox.moe/xm5pvg.jpeg
>The hunter now becomes the hunted

>>47385374
It'll stop me! I refuse to be with a woman without hands!

>>47385382
>He thinks he gets a choice when he just got hunted and tied up a horny, hag wyvern that's good with guns

Iron beast here with another roulette
Enjoy
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35423245/chapters/146675359
hope your having a good summer. producing work has been hella slow

>>47385388
I'm the human so my choice matters more. Stinky gross monsters can act tough but they all bend to our will and I don't wanna be with some LYING lizard that doesn't even like me probably!

>>47385285
>see her rifle when she brings you in
>high resolution thermal imaging scope with automatic zeroing
>custom made ammo with mana marker homing
>semi-auto, with 50 rounds drum magazine just to be sure
What a fair and honorable sport

>>47385348
Weird, I said that and got a leopard that sips tea.

>>47385393
She wouldn't have put a silver bullet between your eyes if she hated you. She wants you and your swimmers in her womb, right this instant!

>>47385402
She doesn't even have thumbs! She probably got someone else to do the shooting because she lost the guy she actually wanted and thought I was "good enough"! Well too bad, I don't want her or her stupid guns that probably don't even work because she can't use them!

>>47385415
>Overthinking things
That'll change once your getting pounded by a discount dragon.

>>47385402
This kind of logic is why I can understand why some anons always speak about using suicide as an escape even here. It feels so devoid of love and romance, it's not mge but a pallid copy

After seeing the monsters at my local fire department, I've decided to become an arsonist as an excuse to see them more

>>47385429
Overthinking things is how we survive!

>>47385455
>Buy arson supplies
>Teenage hellhound next to you doing the same while also browsing montok clips on her phone
>She asks if this is your first time attempting arson
>Say yes
>She gives you some pointers
>She doesn't even attempt to rape you on the spot
>Think to yourself that she's too consumed with internet brainrot
>Unbeknownst to you, she marked you
>You will be raped by a hellhound tonight

>>47385389
You're still alive.
Lots of good stuff this month.

>>47385455
Romantic.

>>47385389
The cruel spider, I'm going to pass. Happy to see you alive and well, thanks for your work.

>>47385472
>Spoiler
That was the plan but at much more slow burn pace. I want at least three fires first
>>47385481
I think some monsters would appreciate the hebi level insanity

>>47385389
What's with the backslash at the star?

>>47385507
dunno, but ill fix it