/jp/ - Otaku Culture

But she doesn't love you.

>>47377087
How does her feet measure up to Mokou's?

>>47377087
Well, keep worshipping her.

>>47377340
No, my pride and dignity doesn't allow worship

>>47377267
They're sexier.

Mokou is prettier

>>47378607
Canonically incorrect

Someone post the CDS Manga pages that prove Kaguya isn't a NEET so that noon may sully her name without looking foolish

>>47379658

>>47379658
Anon, she is a neet. Just not a hiki

>>47379701
Very kyute. Would headpat and give her free ice cream.

>>47379658
Canon lesbians
Canon lesbians

>>47379651
>Canonically [HEADCANON]

>>47380600
‘Guya is canonically beautiful, meanwhile Mokou the Hobo is mannish.

>>47380600
Go back to where you quoted this from.

>>47380724
And canonically in a sapphic relationship with each other which is why Mokou and Kaguya sneak out to the village together on little dates.

>>47380600
Kaguya's had hoards of man go on suicide mission to get her hand in marriage while Mokou, who lived at the same time as Kaguya and whose Father was one of those men who wanted Kaguya, and most other 2hu never ever were shown or implied to be pretty enough to gain the attention of the opposite sex. This is a canonical fact that cannot be dispute, and since 2D media sucks at showing the diffrance in beautiful between characters, is it the only thing we can go by. So the statement "Mokou, or any other 2hu for that matter, is prettier" is canonically incorrect

>>47380600
Fuck off back to dbz you spic

What are Kaguya's:
Five Impossible Requests?
Ten Desires?
One Hundred and Eight Earthly Temptations?

>>47380933
Mokou is already canonically in a relationship with every boy in Keine's class.

>>47381960
Anything related to (extreme and comfy) pleasure in any form.

>>47382822
Those poor shotas

>>47377087
Kaguya-sama, I heard you were part if a faction on the moon who wanted to tread earthlings as pets, are those rumours true?

>>47380933
Yurifags are so impotent. Imagine fantasizing about fake made-up lesbianism relationships of two 2hus instead of fantasizing about dating/marrying or having sex with both.

>>47384477
That's not true.

>>47385972
Would Kaguya-hime treat an earthling as a pet? Hypothetically speaking haha. I mean moon rabbits basically look like us anyway soooo...

>>47386055
Kaguya treats earthlings like lemmings to send out on missions. Earthling pethusband is more a Toyo's thing.

>>47377087

Somebody got to her first.

>>47382822
Do you think Kaguya goes out with Mokou to stop Mokou sexually assaulting lone boys in her spare time.

>>47386231
Yeah me. We're going to outbreed all of Gensokyou

>>47379701
I wonder if the reason why Reisen and Tewi are in a DS game is because of some experiment that was done for Kaguya to be entertained...

>>47379658
It seems your post had quite the opposite effect anon

>>47377127
:(

>>47381960
>Five Impossible Requests
We already know those

Fat princess booty

>>47393657
That booty is exclusively for me to enjoy, find your own

>>47393657
Soft, pudgy and regal ass

>>47397812
Soft pudgy regal pale doughy ass

>>47397812
I want to sink my hands into that ass.

>>47387482
Gensokyo bootleg pokemon

>>47379658
Here you go

>>47386224
Then what is Yori's thing?

>>47405003
A NEET can still go out and interact with society, they just don’t have a job or are in school.

>>47406070
Is Elon Musk a NEET? Or the King of England for that matter? She's a princess and the boss of Eientei. I don't see you guys calling Remilia, Yuyuko or Miko NEETs.

Plus it says right there that she's responsible for the security mechanism of Eientei. That's a occupation, thus automatically making her not a NEET

>>47406659
>I don't see you guys calling Remilia, Yuyuko or Miko NEETs.
Two things.
A) Now that you mention it, yeah they're NEETs too.
B) This is exactly the kind of argument that you make when you have lost the factual side of things

>>47406761
>Miko
>NEET
Shouldn't you consider Byakuren as NEET then as well?

>>47406761
>This is exactly the kind of argument that you make when you have lost the factual side of things
Why are you ignoring the second part then?

>>47386224
>spoiler
You would think that's more Sagume's thing since she is single.

>>47377087
>I love Kaguya
Lots of people have, none have succeeded

Sex with Kaguya

Well anon, do you take the offer?

>>47411992
No, go to bed instead.
https://files.catbox.moe/6v9jl2.jpg

>>47405139
Oh, we all know what's her thing. No need to spell it out.

>>47412766
This sounds a bit ominous, but also makes me more curious.

>>47411992
I wish he stopped making his shitty porn and started creating these images again

>>47413457
Yeah it sucks. His porn is even good

Do you think Eirin is desperate enough to scoop up Kaguya's rejected suitors?

>>47416870
She probably chases them away from trying to get close to Kaguya

Speaking of suitors, I wonder If Kaguya gets any these days

>>47419473
Half /jp/, maybe more..

>>47419473
I doubt anyone can get close enough to her for that to happen

>>47377087
I wish to have sex with Kaguya. How do I get that?

>>47411992
I wouldn't mind spending Eternity with Kaguya

>>47397812
Would Cowguya have a BIG round ass or a BIG apple shaped ass?

>>47424728
Big enough that won't fit in the palm of your hand.

>>47382822
Honestly, that's not that bad of an arrangement. The boys get some experience, perhaps some useful advice - with no usual potential consequences of such exploration. Mokou's doing the parents of the village a favor.

>>47425596
I know she us your friend but you do not need to defend this behaviour, Keine.

>>47423919
Get in line.

>>47426453
How about we put her heads together and create a Spell that allowes us to travel to slightly different Timelines. That way each of us get our own Guya

'Guya is very hygienic

>>47427551
I see we're covering our bases in light of recent revelations.

>>47429572
Kaguya has the nicest barnet of all the hus, even better than Byakuren's 'do.

>>47412887
let's say she's probably not interested in you unless you are a close relative of hers

>>47431601
Are all Lunarian degenerats or is that just a Yorihime thing?

>>47435462
I'd say having sex with your human pet is pretty degenerate too.

>>47382822
i really fucking wish she popped mine too

>>47427551
Now that I think about it, couldn't she just use her ability to stop herself from getting dirty/stinky?

>>47437605
yes she can and yes she does.

>>47427551
Did that interview mention Kaguya in any way?

>>47429640
Imagine getting spirited away to Gensokyou, landing in the Bamboo Forest and instead of running into a monster out for your blood,it's Kaguya.

The Suspension Bridge Effect would probably break all the charts

You guys should subscribe to Kaguya's YouTube channel

>>47442251
I will! Might even train up and become her video editor...

>>47442251
>4 subscribers
>3 likes
Eirin, Reisen, Twei (Likes) and Mokou (Dislike)?

Because Mokou has mellowed out ij recant years Kaguya now needs a new rival to kill time and end her boredom. Are you up to the task anon?

If you are interested report to Eientei or Reinsen if you see her in the Village. You'll get free immortality~

I THINK KAGUYA SUCKS!

>>47445336
MY DICK!!!

Kaguya sucks my dick. Like a good wife does for her husband

>>47445336
Stop seething Mokou. Unlike you, Kaguya have threads.

why does everynyan think that kaguya is into ballbusting?

>>47427551
Was she mentioned in that interview?

>>47377087
I don't, she deserved to get exiled. Have fun living on the filthy, inpure earth you shameless criminal

>>47445336

>>47405003
I love CDS such for these panels

>>47377087
But she doesn't love you.

Paizuri

>>47406659
Elon is an entrepreneur, the KoE has functions in context of tbr state, remi manages her estate, Yuyuko the underworld, Miko trains others in Taoism
None of them are neets
The Guya? Sits on her ass all day or spends her time fucking around, she is a NEET

>>47467160
>When you have the most generic phenotype but still effortlessly shit on everyone else.

>>47470503
How did you know what I was thinking?

I want to brush Kaguya’s hair

>>47470524

>>47465681
THE paizuri princess.

>>47483258
>>47465681
perfect princess paizuri

>>47483440
The speech bubble makes it look like she's talking about herself in the third person. Or maybe the expansion potion is talking. Also, nice tits.

>>47483258
Imagine Kaguya noticing you looking at her breasts and going, "Wanna hold them?" before ripping them off with her bare hands and handing them to you.

>>47491382
Mokou WILL pay for this.

>>47499494
Silly little sheltered bald princess, you have to pay the barber not the other way around.

>>47416870
Eirin probably uses some of them as test subjects

>>47491382
Based. Based on a great service.

>>47490410
while being smug all the time.

>>47411992
I'm taking the offer no questions asked

Hime tiddy

>>47386224
While I am in no way interested in this, I must ask, purely out of curiosity, how would one get in contact with Toyo and what requirements would she have for such a position?

>>47531545
Eirin is the only one in Gensokyo who can get you to meet Toyohime, but you actually should never talk to Eirin for this, that will ruin your chances. What you want to do is talk to Kaguya, she will be very receptive to such a request, I'm sure. She will talk to Eirin for you and then will come and tell you what you need to do next. You should ignore her hysterical laughter, also. The image of your future life on the Moon just gives her a lot of joy, that's all
After that, on a full moon night, get on your knees in front of Eientei and Toyo will come in no time!

As for requirements, not much. You do need to be fairly obedient and never shit talk them or call them "moonies" and everything will be ok. And if you can't fit these simple standards, no problem, they'll teach you!
Also, get ready to sit on your knees a lot. The Lunarian Princesses love, and I mean LOVE having earthlings, human or youkai, kneel in front of them.

>>47531545
>how would one get into contact with Toyo
Do you have the sea nearby? Check with your local environment protection groups if there's any trouble with turtles getting caught in fishing nets. After that, rent a boat and go searching for turtles in trouble. Save one, but don't let them go: hold on to them as they try to swim away and hope that the turtle takes you into the moon. It might be wise to carry some form of oxygen, just in case it isn't the right kind of turtle, but maybe not believing in it 100% from the start ruins your chance, so idk.
This is currently the easiest way to make it to the moon as a human that I know of. Being an astronaut might get you there but they seal off the Capital, so you wouldn't be able to visit unless you were ready to perform lengthy rituals there. And even then, they might see you as a threat.

>>47435462
If they are still on the moon then chances are they are a Degenerate

Does Kaguya wear panties or is she nopan?

>>47542618
You don't wear pantsu under a kimono.

>>47542618
Nopan
pic not related.

I'm jealous of Eirin cause she gets to sniff her scent and wipe her arse.

>>47560778
What does Kaguya smell like anyway?

>>47561596
Purity.
Pure hime smell, no human impurities generating bad odours.

bump the guya

>>47589185
Breed the 'guya

>>47589209
Kaguya came from a land obsessed with purity so the only kind of breeding she wants is the purest form of love, yuri babies!

>>47589209
she's too young for this stuff

>>47589216
Toyohime and Yorihime disprove your statement

>>47589216
Kaguya came from a land obsessed with purity so the only kind of breeding she wants is the most extreme debauched sex.

>>47592569
Kaguya is an Eldar?

Mokou wishes she had curves like these.