/jp/ - Otaku Culture

UNLEASH THE LEX LUTHOR

Prepare the divorce papers

genuflect

Close out the xration doujin

I stopped fapping to x ration like 6 years ago.

Mastrubate. NTR is awesome.

Take in the details of the scene and contract an assassin the next week.

I pull out the rules for grappling, roll for initiative, and fight back against the thugs.

I unleash my BANKAI and go SUPERSAIYAN on those motherfuckers. Only I get to rape mai waifu.

>>4736651
go back to /a/

>>4736606
Since I don't want a 3D waifu I would probably just press ctrl to skip past it or play another game.

>>4736660
You’ve managed to find yourself a loving 2D waifu. Today is the day of the wedding, after the ceremony you and your newly wedded 2D waifu are ambushed by a group of thugs. They rape your 2D waifu mercilessly while holding you down and forcing you to watch the spectacle.

What do you do?

>>4736676
Delete the images.

[X] Genuflect

Watch the spectacle, obviously, since I'm forced to watch.

>>4736676
Load my last save and pick another route.

>>4736606

OP's pic is from Ragnarok Online. It's a series of pictures that end up with the wife being violently raped with the husband forced to watch. I have it saved :3

Skip to the story where I'm a miko getting gang raped by kappas.

>what do you do

The obvious.

Absorb Spirit Spheres

I unpin the grenade I keep hidden on my person and end up killing everyone nearby. I make sure to roll it slightly away from my person so as to make sure my body doesn't shield it from anyone. Then I unpin and roll the second grenade I keep hidden on my person. Everybody dead end is the end I'm going for.

Wtf is my wife doing out of the kitchen?

I unleash my Aikido Prowess on the thugs

>>4736676

>>4736676
>Darn, time to find a new waifu. Good luck, honey.

Depending on how many rapists there are and how well they are armed, I could stab them all before they rape my waifu.

>>4736792
I don't know, anon. I think at least one dick would slip in while you were fighting the group off.

why do you guys call "wife", "waifu"? Are you guys seriously that fucking retarded?

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

>>4736606
kill the thugs to avenge mai waifu

>>4736818
Please do not compare a waifu to a wife. They are completely different.

>>4736818
ai supeku engurish

you know if you spent as much time trying to find a girlfriend rather spending it doing this manchild waifu shit, you'd probably have a waifu.

>>4736606

Pull this out and go batshit insane.

>>4736823
Well then explain the difference. I fucking hate weaboos like most of this board.

Complain to /jp/ because I wasn't told there was going to be netorare.

>>4736841
>I fucking hate weaboos like most of this board.
Yeah, most of this board does hate weeaboos.

>>4736855
Hey dude...99&% of this board's users are weaboo faggots.
Hell you're probably a weaboo.

>>4736841

A waifu is an unrealistically ideal, fictional woman for whom a member of her story's intended audience develops an unhealthy level of affection.

Generally, when you see people on 4chan talking about "waifus," they're being satirical of folks who are much, much nerdier than they themselves are.

>>4736606

>Generally, when you see people on 4chan talking about "waifus," they're being satirical of folks who are much, much nerdier than they themselves are.

oh what wonderful satire fiddle dee dee

>>4736887
>Generally, when you see people on 4chan talking about "waifus," they're being satirical of folks who are much, much nerdier than they themselves are.
Maybe on the other boards. Most of /jp/ is serious about it.

>>4736887
>being satirical

I'm offended by your choice of words, sir. I'll not have you speak of my relationship with my pure and loving waifu like that.

>>4736917

That's just because /jp/'s trying too hard to be the cool kids on the block. The goal here is pretty much to one-up /a/ as much as possible, and then each other.

lol too bad most of you fag weaboos cant get a fucking "waifu" anyway. you're all fucking fat and disgusting. fucking fags.

>>4736934

he mad

loool your waifu shit is gay
you guys are too fat to get your dream woman rofl

>>4736934
I think you would be surprised to see some of us are being very fit, actually. We have trouble finding someone in real life because real women are whores.

>>4736934

If you want to troll the blue boards you're going to have to be a little more subtle about it.

>>4736934
You don't seem to understand the meaning of "weeaboo" or "waifu."

>>4736972

This. The good ones are either taken or dead.

I wish 90% of Xration's stuff wasn't so rage inducing... give me more feelgood stuff man, it's fappable.

>>4737009
>give me more feelgood stuff man,
Xration is a woman.

>>4736972

>I think you would be surprised to see some of us are being very fit, actually.

Bahaha, if eating Ramen and trolling people on the Internet made you 'fit', I'd mail the makers of Winstrol and tell them I no longer need their crap. I'd toss out my protein powder too, no need for THAT shit.

>>4737041
I'm aware of that rumor but I don't buy it.

>>4737051

Those of us who are "fit" just got lucky enough to have active metabolisms. I chow down on entire 18" grease ball pizzas on a regular basis. No idea where it all goes.

>>4737051
I don't troll... but I do lift heavy weights 3-4 times a week. eat healthy and am on a journey to become a RL eroge protagonist through Project Gentleman.

>>4737096

Don't say that, man. Even if it's true, they'll accuse you of bullshitting everyone.

>>4737114
But.... why? I just want to better myself as a person while maintaining my nerdy hobbies as well.

>>4737096

>project gentleman

Hahahaha!

Here, I'm going to mess up your /jp/ by inserting some /lit/.

Read 'The 48 Laws Of Power' and 'The Art Of Seduction' by Robert Greene. Once you've finished that introduction to worldly bearings, read some of David Shade's work. Read Gustave Le Bon's 'The Crowd' and Dale Carnegie's book on public speaking.

>>4737125

I know. But since this is 4chan, or /jp/ to be specific, the rule here is to treat everyone here as if they were a bunch of fat weeaboos. And since that's the rule here, they'll troll you and think you are lying.

>>4737147
I've read the Art of Seduction. It's full of common sense.

>>4737155
A couple years ago they would be right... hell... a year ago they would be right. But if I can change... surely others can if they so choose.

>>4737096
Wouldn't that involve having sex with 3D girls? What the fuck is wrong with you?