/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47329695
>Something's fishy here.
Is it the fish casserole?

>gachashit OP
abandon thread

>>47329734
It doesn't make a difference.

>>47329734
There is definitely something up lately, third thread in a row with non-/jp/ image

>>47329734
Make a new one then

>>47329734
Too late the one with all the LotR jokes got nuked.

>>47329734
Chinese games are /jp/ culture now I guess.

>>47329804
>>47329804
>>47329804
Real Thread

>>47329809
oh here we go now mods are gonna be on our ass

So It's gonna be one of those threads huh.

>>47329809
See >>47329795
Tfw Balrog raeps the Greybeard 30+yo Wizard Anon

>>47329816
I'm just gonna skip ones that have gacha OPs now, they're always terrible.

>>47329695
Fuckit, somebody better just post /jp/ Mamonos

Imagine the massages
Imagine the tickling

>>47329829
Why? So our usual suspects can spend an hour spamming gacha girls, furries and the league fox? No thanks.

>>>/capybarachan/

>>47329809
This might be a hint to stop being so faggoty and deal with it.

I guess I posted right before thread death.
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/57434416
Story about a man who has to join the Sabbath after portals. I tried to make him like a redneck.

>>47329838
Or you could just go stay on /vg/ instead of forcing us to share a thread with you.

>>47329847
>Malvenwidh

>>47329847
Nobody read this story, this guy wrote sithshit.

>>47329860
The author is Mick if you don't recognize him.

>>47329695
Why of all the material we got in the archive and fresh pictures made daily you choose this? did you did it on purpose? legit question, you knew this would happen.

So now Meido appears, not when that guy last thread was comparing monsters to 3DPD and finding weird that we didn't threat monsters more like real women

>>47329868
I stopped reading a lot of stories posted here since most of them were either posted in bad faith like when someone kept talking about those bloodborne crossovers or they'd just be shit.

>>47329695
Have some tea with your friendly neighborhood hebi

>>47329896
I hope those dragons have candy to share.

>>47329706
I really like the design of this fox. I want to do things to her, like fluff her tail and scratch her ears.

>Delete most of the first posts in the thread
>Leave the actual thread up
I don't get it

>>47329947
You WILL welcome ze gachaslop and you WILL be happy.

>>47329947
Feel free having another shot.

>>47329947
An absolute mystery.

onichu!

>>47329898
Sorry, another snek has already offered me coffee.

>>47329999
I want to touch her ears. Why do I find inhuman ears so fascinating?

If someone can make a proper thread that would be great and this one can be properly deleted

>>47330027
see
>>47329961

>>47330027
Go with the flow, anon.

BREAKING NEWS!!!
Current presidential candidate and passionate human rights supporter who goes by the popular given nickname "Maledom Don" has been shot at one of his rallys.
The shooter has been identified as a 20 year old Dullahan wearing druella's extremist faction clothing.

I'm really no longer understanding what the janny is even deleting anymore, it seems to be random and everything at this point.

>>47330073
Making up for ignoring the thread 99.9% of the time maybe.

Ok I'll make a thread, give me a minute

>Make AI art
>Post it on 4mon
>Art feries start screeching
Alright, I think I found a new hobby

>>47329858
Is this fanart of the worst sabbath?
Neat.

????

I made the thread and got instantly deleted, I'm starting to think that this was done on purpose

>>47330125
Cope. Jannies aren't gonna bend the rules for your autism.

>>47330111
Foxes! The writing probably isn't important.

>>47330125
Yet vtumors keep spamming the board with their camwhores when they have a whole board for their cults

Didn't ass

>>47330129
>always accuse the enemy of what you do
Classic.

This newfag janny makes me miss the time when we didn't have one and /jp/ mods just let us sort our shit ourselves

what would cause a kiki to betray her master and call the cops on him?

>>47330094
Its been 14 minutes

>>47330162
Marrying a danuki and telling your kiki that this is her new mistress.

Wow this janny sure is a petty cunt

>>47330162
>"Hello, police? Yeah, my master he... he doesn't let me suck his cock!"
>"Stay calm mam'. We will send a team of police to deal with this domestic abuser. "

>>47330162
>Mastah said "fuck the police" and she decided to help

Bros what's going on?

Guys, I'm afraid my Kiki is retarded.

>>47330182
We were wrong, it wasn't portals, it's a dimensional merge.

>>47330182
Chinese gacha is apparently /jp/ material and anyone who says otherwise gets shipped to room 101 in the ministry of love.

>>47330188
No, that's actually genius. She should be lying down, but she's clearly offering to give you paizuri while she tosses your salad.

>>47330165
read >>47330125

>>47330181
>Have bicorn wife
>Jokingly say "fuck the police" one time
>20 minutes later she got a police monster girl in heat for you to fuck

>>47330223
>Bicorn enjoys the harem
>Kiki enjoys the mess you inevitably make (oh god, the laundry!)
HELP!

Thread is pretty ass so far. Let's talk about being manhandled and hugged by a kraken. Let's talk about tentacle's tentapussy and how it compares to tailpussy.

Serve the cat kingdom well and be rewarded with anal with cait sith.

>>47330264
They're known for their fondness of futa potions.

>>47330264
can i decline?

If we stop replying we can simply let the thread fall to page 10 and create a proper one

>>47330286
You know damn well that's not gonna happen

>>47330292
Well then simply follow all this futa potians and gacha nonsense that the mod likes until reaching bump limit and then letting the thread die

>>47330286
Yeah. And then we get a meido who bans the freaks shitting this place up. And then everyone will clap.

Come on Meido, just delete the thread. Why are you siding with the outsiders and shitposters? you do realize that gacha stuff has never been allowed.

>>47330306
There is no meido anymore.

So it's official that we have some powertripping janitor trying to outright force these fags on us now, right? They leave their posts untouched but anyone calling them a fag or questioning why they get left alone is blocked from posting and banned shortly after. Why not grow some fucking balls and just say that's what you're trying to do, faggot.

>>47330283
No. It was your mistake for performing the heroic act of talking to her.

How many has the janny killed
how many must die

>>47330311
im just here to post monstergirls that the bad actors and the jannies hate (they wouldn't be worsening the thread if they liked monster girls)

>>47330193
Based. I’ve been waiting for this day. Chink dragon is best dragon. I don’t even get any social credit for saying that. She makes swords, top that Western flying lizards!

>>47330223
>it’s Officer dark elf

>>47330351
It's the horns I love. So branchy.

I have no idea what the fuck going on anymore

>>47330390
The usual shitposters talking about how much they love furry cock, but this time for some reason the janny is shooting all the people telling them to fuck off.

>>47330359
Nian is great.
>likes B-movies
>likes gourmet !Chinese food
>likes shopping and is presumably rich
>blacksmith and swordsmith
>competent with sword fan and flame
>fights for humanity on the front lines
She honestly is better than tsundere dragons.

>>47330358
What would a dark elf do if I just started crying the moment she did anything to me?

The absolute state

You all deserve to be cursed

>>47330425
I'm pretty sure I'm already cursed.

>>47330414
>Officer Delf: Hello, I have a few ques—
>Anon starts ugly crying and goes fetal
No wonder they think we should be coddled and then ‘toughened up’ with whips and chains.

>>47330425
I already am

>>47330418
Don't worry. We get some dynamic gape posting later as well.

I think there should be new regions in the MGE world based on other famous historical civilizations.
We should get a south-asian/indian-inspired region and an aztec-inspired region.
Imagine all the unique mamono species we could get out of places like that.

>>47330430
>MG police officers speak to your wife like like she's your mom
>Say you can speak for yourself
>Delf officer start baby speaking to you
>Remember that 20 years old is considered like 2 years old in elf terms

Elves can be alluring too.

gyaru fairy onahole but i actually care for her feelings and enjoy her non-sexual company too, we play vidya together (thank god the gremlins make fairy-size controllers compatible with bluetooth) and she cuddles my face when we sleep

>>47330467
>trying to get it on with toddlers
Why are elves like this?

>>47330476
That body type is unpleasant to me.

>>47330477
All elves above the age of 200 are massive shotacons, it's just in their genes.

your wurm food loser

>>47330486
Can I be dragon food instead?

>>47330486
You mean I lost my Wurm food? I don't know how I did that, but I can pick up more at the store.

>>47330473

>>47330476
Move over boobhat, hello boob sleepmask.

>>47330476
Stacked and in a good way.

>>47330541
Robot unicorn or something, right?

>>47330581
Record of Lodoss War.

>>47330604
I don't think horses are doing it for anyone, anon.

>>47330604
>>47330609
GIVE HER A BLOODY LANCE
NOT AUTISTIC ENOUGH

>>47330604
Cute

>>47330609
Maybe not the day horse.

>>47329695
Only 86 posts 3 hours in, damn monsterbros we fell off

>>47330648
The kind of horse mofukuza should put in your bed.
>>47330654
See the archive to check how many posts got deleted.

>>47330663
She's the only horse I could ever see getting with.
>Giant scythe
>Casts spells
>Nervous and shy IRL

"Do you want to go out tonight, dear?"
>"No."
"Neither do I!"
Bliss

>>47330719
Oh no she's thawing

>>47329847
Ya got a typo, a dangling reduc.

>sweep

>>47330648
Whoa ohhhh. Enemy of the day horse. Whoa ohhh.

What about slime alps?

There could be a hebi stalking you RIGHT NOW and you wouldn't even notice her
She could even be right behind you stealing your shirts while your reading this
What a scary monster

>>47330789
Miss Hebi, please rescue me from my loneliness!

Hag dragon that begs you to mere her since she doesn't wanna become a zombie dragon

>>47330777
nightmare that has to moonlight as dayhorse, master of karate and friendship because your dreams are so unhinged

>>47330789
I prefer fluffier girls.

>>47330799
What if I were just looking to get to know her better rather than mere her? I'm not really the "mere the lizard" type. Does she have any hobbies? Does she like coffee? I just learned how to make Irish soda bread. I could maybe pair that with a stew?

>>47330846
balrogs biggest advantages over pyrow are the fluffy ears and bigger wings

>>47330476
She is thick, she needs to lay off the mini marshmallows. Gonna have to build her a mini gym using some fishing weights.

>>47330810
>dayhorse knows about my conspiracy thread-map
Ahhhhhh! It’s ogre bros! No…wait…I can still salvage this. We’ll see who gets the last laugh when I take her to court. Those migration routes are MINE! She should’ve thought twice before fucking with a Master of Bird Law!

>>47330868
And the horns? Look at those big ol' horns!

>>47330886
being a spotter for fairies

>>47330898
They're not as good handlebars though.

>>47330476
>Miss Leanan's cousin is visiting!
>She's very excited.
>Big day comes.
>Her cousin is... bigger... than Miss Leanan remembers.
>A lot bigger.
>And sluttier.
>She's already suggesting that Miss Leanan isn't being overt enough with her affection for Anon.
>Miss Leanan's long week is just beginning.

>>47330899
If she doesn't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy. But thankfully she's a monster and you are both to her.

I wonder what type of mg would like a chubby guy most

>>47330986
The Sabbath is always on the hunt for onichans to turn into Fat Bastards.

>>47330987
Ew no

>>47330846
What happenes if you kiss a dragons tail anyway?

>>47330986
Lolis love fat, hairy, ugly, and bald men.

As for just fat, sandworms would like you because you've got more meat to eat in a literal sense.
Same goes for lamias and also because they'll enjoy having more of you to coil around to keep warm.

the birds have breached containment
all is lost

>>47330990
Ew YES

Tackled by tentacles.

>>47331009
Damn that's crazy
Anyways I'll take ten please

>>47331009
can i get my bird in jub flavored?

I have used ancient magic I found in Zipangu at a discount market to seal the evil Shoggoth that was after me into a small glass jar. As soon as the magic containment wave threw all of her mass into the jar I put a bunch of seals on it. I can see her tiny face looking at me from the blackness inside the jar and she looks a bit miffed. Supposedly, this will hold her in for good. Phew, I'm finally safe from Shog...

>>47331009
>>47331096
I wish to be buried in feathers and bird breasts.

>>47331009
I want a Bird-of-Paradise harpy

>>47331166
I heard she has a very lovely and captivating mating dance.

>>47331117
>he doesn't notice the second shog behind him
atleast she is good shog and not evil shog

>>47331175
need queen shog

>>47331178
sorry anon, queen shog is sold out atm
we have princess shogs though

>>47331171
Would happily get entranced and wing burrito'd by bright birb

>>47330799
>tfw this was a s layinng quest

>>47331223
colorful and adorably cute small harpy girl cooing in your ear

Can I just skip the "practice couple" routine of pyrow and just date her normally?

>>47331223
This but with a Chickadee. Her little wings struggling to properly burrito you.

i wanna ask a flying wurm out but she keeps flying away

Tittymora

>>47331270
ye
just look up her skirt to start

>>47329695
Gachaslop

Miss 'Pophis has pretty eyes

>>47331376
I have always held that Apophi are the species of Lamia with the biggest busts and that is truth. Apophis is much bigger than Hebi, Hebi is pathetic in comparison.

Snake titties

>>47331378
Gee, Anon, I don't think trying that hard to get a Yan Snek dialed up to MAX YAN is the smartest plan, but you do you.

>>47331397
I will get a big titty Apophis gf to protect me from that pitiful fire snake. My Apophis gf would just inject the Hebi with venom and turn her into a Kurohebi that's nice and submissive.

i wanna milk a dragon

>>47331412
Well, she is a LITTLE overdue.

>>47331422
Tastes like rotten milk

>>47331422
but thats dragon kefir
also is that why dragons are so tsun and angry at times
they need to be milked?

>>47331430
It's one of them! Dragons are a contentious people.

>>47331430
>ornery monstergirls are that way simply because they're backed up and need to be milked
at last I truly see

>>47331434
They are cute tho, especially when they blush

>>47331452
It's either that or they need some serious loving

>>47331270
Fresh! You’ll penetrate her vaginally while unprotected and in a ostensibly no-strings relationship and like it, mister!

>>47331458
A little bit of both.

i want to bully vampires

Which Monsters would enjoy being full nelson'd the most?

>>47331476
So mating press? Also heard that if put one in mating press u can use their breath attacks if u go to the dragon communion church

>>47331481
Probably the members of the Sabbath, they have the perfect proportions and size for that

>>47331458
It's both obviously.
>>47331460
>"just one more practice kid!" she said after her 10th

>>47331458
>>47331476
>>47331486
>>47331490
Mating press while draining her tits?

>>47331490
An aunt and her niece, not bad

>>47331492
Perpetual mating machine

>>47331526
Is such a thing possible? Can it even be done to a dragon?
Does the pride have to get fucked out of her first?

>tfw no clumsy kiki to punish with plaps
why are we here? just to suffer alone?

>>47331594
I think we got the wrong kikis--mine is even clumsier and more subby than I am. I need strong mommy dom kiki who won't compete with me on breaking glassware and accidental self-injury making dinner.

>"Hey loser, yes you, wanna join my gang~?"

>>47331617
That's babushka. Your kiki will get there, but it'll take a few decades and several kids. They age like wine.

>>47331630
N-no, I just want to buy a gas station bento...

>>47331630
I don't hang out with dorks

>>47331630
I would just steal a pyrow

>>47331630
Pffft, you all look like a bunch of dorks and losers hahaha!

>>47331656
>"Takes one to know one!"

>>47331594
>"clumsy" kiki always making "messes"
>like "accidentally" gently tipping over empty tea cups or glasses, then exaggeratedly laying herself over the table to fix it, leaving her exposed
>or "dropping" silverware and bending at the waist to pick it up, flipping up her skirt with her tail

>>47331630
The most dangerous encounter, a Balrog and her Pyrow groupies. There is no victory, joining them makes them more popular after you knock one up, denying them makes them want you more.

Lizard nuns

What about ghost flame pyrows and balrog gang from the undead district

>>47331751
Not the evil Automaton! Anything but that!

>>47331751
>>47331796
She doesn't look evil. She looks lonely.

>>47331805
But her eyes are red and she's got a big cape. Of course she's evil, only evil people wear things like that.

>>47331630
I'm not into harems

>>47331810
She's just an albino automaton with a dhampir friend. I think she's a nice lady.

>>47331819
So, would you call them... haram?

Lonely Evil Women are in Your Area, tap your screen to meet them now
>Accept all cookies, Yes.
>Your location information has been forwarded
>Please wait 20 minutes and she will arrive shortly.

>>47331876
I love evil women
I love even little evil women

>>47331700
>clumsy Kiki
>drummed out of the Maido Academy
>whole class watching as she is physically thrown out into the street
>iron gates slam shut and locked
>dumbAnon comes down the street
>'Excuse me, Miss, is this the Academy where I can hire a Maido?"
>Kiki looks up
>flash idea
>unzips Anon's D
>'I break things vhen I kleanz'
>starts jacking Anon
>'My cookink iz zometimez burned'
>feathered wrist cupping Anon's ballz
>'Buts Mashtah can coom on my titz now or on my face...'
>by the time the Academy staff get the lock open and the chain unwrapped from the gate, Kiki already has her blouse torn open
>Anon is thrusting paizuri with the tip in her lips on each stroke
.
>MGCPD called to a riot at the Maido Academy as hundreds of furious Kikis attack their staff for locking the gates

>>47331909
Little evils can grow to great evils if nurtured correctly.

>>47331876
I've already handed over my data including card and bank info to Miss Wight and I received an invitation to visit her private island. She is even going to pay all my expenses!

>"Foolish gaijin. You will never defeat me and escape my shrine. I am an ancient Yokai who was lived for over a thousand years and will live for a thousand more! I have powers beyond your imagination! You will be kept here forever to be my food. Your mana will serve to increase my powers every day. You will never see your home again! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

>>47331918
I will water little evil
I will nurture little evil
I will hope little evil becomes the big evil

>>47331922
>cut to this fox being a cute housewife

>>47331932
Many such cases

>Meanwhile on 4mon…

>>47331973
Which is bigger on this fox; the tails or milkers?

>>47331984
Her milkers are just as big as her tail!

>>47331630
>Anon suddenly feels himself fill with a drive and ambition he’s never imagined
>”No, fuck that. I don’t have time for crime or gangs. I’m going to be productive member of society.”
>That anon walked off and did as he said.
>He developed a cure for turboaidsrabies and was lauded by many throughout his life.
>He never met that Balrog or her gang again and died peacefully in his sleep, still a virgin.

>>47331630
their influence is spreading

attention

>>47332036
I'm more interested in the empty bottle then gremlin titty

>>47331956
>"tread celebration laughing at Wonderland for missing the Eurogape cup"
>"man, I can't believe that those damned Hellhounds won the Amerigape again! It's not fair!"

Drinking hot chocolate with Miss Ocelomeh! (no it's not poisonous)

>>47331956
>”Men are such teases. It’s too much sometimes. I train long and hard to find a guy who can defeat me in battle, but when I find him he acts like he’s not interested. He actually looked shocked when I pulled aside my loincloth and told him to stick it in. Said that I had a concussion and ditched me at a nunnery. As if a head injury has any relevance, it’s not like asked him to skullfuck me. This is bullshit and these nuns keep rolling their eyes at me.”

>>47331956
>"So my little brother is already 10 years old and he stopped taking baths with me, which is weird since his first erections are my property and I discovered that my aunt (that old witch) is already pregnant with his baby! should I step in and claim what it belongs to me or I already lost? I'm open to suggestions"

>>47331956
>>No frogman in my mushroom bed
>"Why even live?"

>>47331956
“Sure, men claim they enjoy being free. But as soon as you break out the sex magic, aphrodisiacs, chains, and peanut butter it’s obvious what they really like. If freedom is so good then why aren’t any of those free men walking around screaming and ejaculating for hours on end?”

>>47329881
I mean, all stories posted here were shit, we just ran out of namefags to shill for.

>>47332130
>"Big words for someone who can get mind broken into a masochist if a man eat a single bit of raging mushroom"

worm

>>47332195
Disgust me. I hope that my werecat will hunt them out of my garden.

>>47332219
It's not the worms you see that you have to worry about.

>>47330799
Sorry, I want a proud dragon not a mere lizard.

>>47331956
Do you think that they would post pictures of their children on 4mon?

>>47332258
Of course
They would totally show off how many kids they get

>>47332254
Unfortunately, not in MGE land. Eventually you'll overpower them from having so much sex and their womanly instincts will kick in.

Only way to prevent that from happening is to pretend to be weak.

I fear the day my decommissioned automaton siege robot figures out why I'm so hands on and insistent on draining her "coolant tanks". At least these older models don't have hacking modules to let them interface with my computer. It's not like she'll suddenly gain a lecherous gremlin in her friend circles DnD nights, right?

>>47332278
Malefs exist bruh

>>47332288
Well the alternative is to get their evil cousins, yes. The post mentioned hag dragons.

>>47332288
Malef get mere'd too but they act smug because they know that it's lose lose scenario

>Looking out my window
>Swear I see two glowing red eyes looking up at me
TONIGHTS THE NIGHT, BROS
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>>47332320
It's just Ms. Whitehorn
Getting into one of her moods again

I'm going to molest Miss Gargoyle while she can't move. What's the worst that could happen?

>>47332338
she will set traps and capture you
just like the gargoyle planned

ded

>>47332163
>anon dominates and rapes a monster
>he thinks this means HE won
This is why Dark Elves think humans a cute.

>>47332349
>Touch stone boobies
>Ara ara, aren't you a brave boy?
>Nani!?
>Get turned to stone
>Barriers get put up and now I'm isolated with her

>>47332163
>He trusts the words of a masochistic, virginal, ex human scholar
Also you forgot the dosage and quality, did you seriously think a microscopic amount of the cheapest mushroom in town would do anything?

What happens when both the "invincible monsters" and the "edgy army OC" BOTH lose plot armour?

>>47332263
>Turns into an all out flame war in seeing which monster has the most kids
>Hellwans posting with a respectable 4-6
>Mrs Hebi not to be outdone posts a picture of herself coiled around 11 eggs
>Cheshire posts a pic of 3 and 10 suspicious looking clones that have been shrunk down hastily and is quickly called out.

>>47331973
>>47331789
>>47331700
>>47331664
I really need to rub one out

>>47332427
>Cheshire
Don't make me post THAT pic

>>47332435
Please do, I do not know what pic you are referring to.

>>47332427
i want to see the hebi pics

>>47332437
https://files.catbox.moe/2v2msc.jpg
hyperpregshire

>>47332422
It means their moms called them home for dinner.

>>47332451
Oh, a bit wierd for me tbqh, not a fan of /d/ proportions.

>>47332409
>>47332382
Do you think that I will micro dose shrooms? No I will extract the most potent rape molecules and turn them into a potent gas that I can inhale for a few days. I will ever die of a heart attack or catch my fated one and meteor-rape her ass

>>47332434
Why not rub one in?

>>47332511
>mercilessly ass-pounds a monster
>thinks this is a deterrent
I don’t think anyone can accuse you of using small dosages of drugs, anon.

>>47332511
>Well, that's the fifth time you've killed yourself. I don't know why you won't just use the recipe I gave you.

>>47332439
what are these creatures scheming?

>>47332620
I ain't taking recipes from no lady with a skellington hand bra.

>>47332636

>>47332620
By overdosing on shrooms I'm going to make contact with a chesh and get the instructions to build the portal

>>47332620
>anon walks outside the lich’s cottage to see a crowd of intimidating femdom monsters
>a manticore steps forward
>she flinches and hunches when anon looks at her
>”y-you haven’t seen the last of us, m-m-meat” she begins
>she squeals and hides behind a buff yet heavily sweating amazon when anon steps forward
>”every time you beat us we will come back stronger” says the hiding manticore
>her voice gets stronger as she hides behind the amazon ”no amount of mushrooms can keep our tight hungry throbbing and increasing sensitive asses down. we will defeat you yet!”
>anon pulls out a gigantic syringe
>a small icon of angry mushroom decorates the outside of the syringe
>”I have been working on a new formulation. perhaps your correct. there is only one way to tell” says anon injecting himself with a smile
>anon has a moment of surprise when he notices more than half of them strip off their underwear turn around and bend over
>then the rage kicks in
>anon wakes up in the lich’s cottage again
>she informs him he won again in a bored monotone
>”most of them are sleeping it off outside” says the lich
>anon tries to take her advice about sneaking away
>the few still awake monsters avoid his eyes
>”y-you too” mumbles the manticore as anon walks past
Should we tell him, bros?

>>47332618
In case of maids, buttsex is proven to be quite effective.
At least, that's what I've heard. Stands to reason, you know? Everybody knows that. I'm pretty sure I've heard someone say that...

Having a Monster jump out of nowhere from behind a tree to scare you and tell you all about how she's going to devour you and then having her begging for mercy and saying she didn't mean it when she said she'd eat you alive as you mercilessly mating press her while pinning her down to ensure pregnancy before you pick her up and take her home with you.

Having a Monster jump out of nowhere from behind a tree to scare you and tell you all about how she's going to devour you and then begging for mercy and saying you didn't mean to challenge her when you said she can eat shit as you get mercilessly amazon pressed by her while she's pinning you down to ensure pregnancy before she picks you up and take you to her home.

>>47332786
Doing this to a dominant type monster like a Hellhound

>>47332804
But having this happen to you with a submissive monster like a Kikimora

>>47332739
I don't get the ending, why did she said "you too"? I have a smooth brain

>>47332055
The Gremlin is full though.

Why do I always have to specify when ordering drinks that whisky on the rocks is for Bapho wife and soda is for me?

>When your mansion is so big that 1 kiki alone cannot clean it all
Time to hire more kikis. Probably gonna need at least 2-3 more.

>>47331956
>"Man, what's up with all the geezer threads? Where's the love for shotas?"

>>47333229
Shota threads filter out human woman tourists.

Cows kill way more people than sharks.

Cows rape way more people than sharks.

>>47333229
What's wrong with geizahs?

Faxs

Gonna post in the dragon general threads that they will all end up as zombie dragons

>>47333151
>Time to hire more kikis
It's a DIY challenge, ask your kiki about it

>>47333486
What'd the zombie dragons there say?

>>47333608
I doubt they have enough braincells left to post anything more than "want husband"

Miss Kiki cured my erectile dysfunction!

Miss Hellhound gave me premature ejaculation...

>>47333644
dragon cured my erectreptile dysfunction

Monsters that can save a dying village because none of the men can get their cock up?

>>47333721
Since the entire village seems to have a problem with their chicken, I think someone knowledgeable like Haku-sensei would be able to help.

>>47333692
>premature
She's just increasing the loads per minute rate

>>47333229
>the jannies try to remove them but they just keep popping up
>theres also a thread abot how to make bootleg shotafiy potions

>>47333751
High rate of fire but small ammo is weak, I want to be like an anti aircraft artillery piece on my kiki, big loads, fast rate

>>47333740
Chicken, you say?

>>47333797
I like the small one.

hakus are prefect for wanting an older wife who scolds u for doing stupid shit

>>47333934
>hakus are prefect
Yes.

>>47333964
i wish i had a hag haku right now
man it would be so nice

>>47333776
>bootleg shotafiy potions
>Made using rage shrooms
Hmmm, who could be behind this post I wonder.

>>47331956
What would harems threads be like?
Bicorn posting about how to make a harem for their husbands? Monster girls just introduced into a harem trying to cope with it? Random posts about how she's totally fine having to wait until all the other 6 finishes before she gets to lick his cock clean?

>>47331956
>LFG to raid the neighboring village for cute boys, dm 0C310M3H for invite

>The volcano campaign is on hold

Those aren't her eyes

Unpopular Opinion:

Bicorns aren't actually cucks. They're bisexual, leaning towards lesbianism. They want their husband to have other wives, so they can have fun themselves. The husband only serves a mana source and a magnet for other desperate monsters.

>>47334194
popular Opinion:

you should kill yourself.

why are you like this
do you even have a life?

>>47334150
I just don't like getting looked down on.

>>47334194
I like that idea.

>When you get to spend your day kissing and licking your dormouse that smells and tastes like brown sugar

>be new mamono girl
>just got into a harem with a bicorn
>she comes to you one day
>"You ready for your share of the mana?"
>"Don't worry, I got it ready for you right here."
>turns around, showing off her creampied horsepussy
>"Dig in, sisterwife."

>>47333816
She's unironically cuter. The big one is too big.

Where's she going to get 1.21 gigawatts though? You'd have to brush a lot of zapweasel tails or Thunderbirds (they exist, remember Thunderbirds?) to make that happen

>breaking into a jabberwock's lair and saving all the dormice from being vored
>successfully escorting all the mice to my house
>the jabberwock was too full and tired from her recent meal to stop me
>i could not save the dormouse that was in her stomach

>tfw the randomizer tossed ur ass into a endgame area with nothing but a loin cloth and a wooden club
>and its the classic posion swamp with posion monsters all over the place

>>47334738
now it's giant slugs time to shine

>>47334668
>ghost mouse appears after you rescue all her friends
>happy end for everyone

>Clydesdale Centaur
>Stands at over 8' tall
>Massive frame
>Over 1800 lbs
>1 kick can kill you
>Can run at a steady 24 mph
>Can and will trample everything in her way
>Surprisingly an avid meat-eater

>>47334830
>Weak to brushing and hoof cleaning

>>47334787
>47334787
>shroom women coming out the lake to shoot u with posion spellls

You WILL fuck your cute little sister and marry her.

>>47334930
who could have foreseen the consequences of having a hebi sister?

>>47334930
I don't have a little sister nor do I want one.

Besides, I'm gonna too preoccupied with snek to deal with any other females.

>>47334032
Autismwans post in-depth diagrams of new gangbang positions they developed to maximize harem member satisfaction without sacrificing husbando satisfaction.

>>47334930
Well, I have always had a thing for nuns...
>And that was how one dense man accidentally defied fate and horribly disappointed his imouto in one fell swoop.

>>47334930
nah, im fucking my angel wine aunt instead

i wanna seduce an angel into sinning
and laying with a mortal man

>>47335092
even easier than tricking a succ into sex

>>47335111
but where in gods name am i supposed to find them?
i dont suppose they are just hanging out in churchs and stuff

>>47335136
the tavern

>>47335157
why would they be there, aint liqour drinking bad?

>portals open
>monsters find this thread
>appalled you called some girls sith shit because monsters view each other equally
>make you marry a sith so you can experience the wonders of spooning a girl so soft

>>47335214
>Forces you with a girl you hate
Yeah, no.

>>47335229
You're right. Maybe just forced cuddling and then you want to marry her on your own.

there's nothing stopping you from just groping a monster's paw on the subway and then saying it was an accident

>>47335111
>Get a guardian angel
>She dresses like that
I wanna make her a anal slut by telling her it's not a sin if it's the ass and ask her to "cleanse" my lust

Can you handle 72 tails at once?

Gachasloppers really need their own board at this point.

>>47335185
Friar Tuck told me God gave us growing plants that can be used as ingredients in alcohol as a gift and we shouldn't spurn God's gift

>>47335337
no need to pretend it's more than 1 guy

>>47335337
/vg/ and /vmg/ exist

>>47335337
Careful Janny might take offense again if your try to have basic standards

heavy

>>47335357
I've been know to post a gacha fox or two myself.

Need a tall, tired manticore office lady to lay her heavy tail on top of my lap on the subway because she can't be bothered to have it rest anywhere else, trapping me between it and her lightly napping form

>>47335439
Don't mind if I rape her tail pussy with my first

>>47335499
your first time? how romantic

snanal
snutt cheeks
snutthole
snass crack

>>47335519
Personally, I'd prefer my first shot for a girl to be in her pussy, not her tail, but Miss Manticore insists

>>47335527
It's traditional. Please don't be culturally insensitive.

>>47335519
I meant my fist, work as my first first too

You can fuck the jellyfish too, if you're into that.

>>47332739
nice

I want to be the personal body pillow for a lamia to coil around and cuddle with all the time

>>47332320
Tonight wasn't the night, bros...

>>47335829
Tonight you

>>47335829
Indeed

It is gonna be alwight.

imagine chesh's reaction to you showing her 5318008 on you're calculator up side down

>>47335873
She's not a girl any more, she's a woman because she just raped me.

See, I think that's what Hell is like, you know. Constantly raped by dogs

>>47336014
truly the cum dripping out of her is a nice contrast against her skin

>escape from pixie's rape dungeon
>but you're still shrunk
>encounter a cat while lost in the woods
>not a cat girl, just a regular cat
>moments away from being eaten when pixie zaps you back to full size
>pixie starts crying because you ran away and almost died

>>47335926
>somewhere out in the world there are monsters with overused assholes who can't find love anymore
Don't do anal, kids. It's not what the chief goddess intended.

>>47336014
Come on anon she hasn't been here more than a day. How could she possibly learn the English language

Witches and birds.

>>47336118
I still hate that witches are considered monster girls. It's just a woman with a hat on.
Bird is nice tho.

>>47335390
We don't call them jannies here, tourist

Touch grass

>>47336300
Roll in ze grass!

>>47336118
I've always had a soft spot for harpies. I really like winged girls.

>>47336266
All the ones who asked for his help calling him Meido got banned at the start of the thread

>go down on harpy gf
>tastes like chicken

>>47336376
>she orgasms super hard
>lays an egg

>casually molesting holst ears

>>47336393
I'd do it so often if I had a holst wife. Ah, just imagine her in your lap, one hand casually groping titty, the other playing with her hair and springy ear. Bliss...

>>47336393
The fate of every single beast girl with non-human ears.