/jp/ - Otaku Culture

horni for oni

>>47275985
which oni would you boni?

>>47275994

>>47275981
Too pure for my tastes.

>>47276029
>Too pure
A single human-size shot of any spirit will fix that in a hurry. She'll still believe in you though.

>>47275969
>croakohol
Give me drink of Green Fairy instead

I want to taste all the new beverage and alcohol of this new world with my chesh

>>47276088
competitive bar crawling with ms sally

>>47275985
That's an Ochimusha, not an Oni.

>>47275981
I don't deserve such things

>>47276107
She's a lightweight. You'll end up carrying her drunk ass home like in her romance manga

>>47276253
>gets drunk
>flirts with all the men and some of the women
>collapses
Every time.

>>47276165
It's an OniMusha.

>>47276282
>ywn experience miia coiled around you while you sleep
>ywn wake up to draco trying to hug her while she hugs you
>ywn have to clean up lamia scales from the bathroom

>>47276098
Time for a fireplace chat?

How smug is too smug?

>Sitting next to cheshire on bus
>“It’s so sad that the Demon Lord died of ligma”
>Who’s the Demon Lord?
>“Ligma ass”
>Shoves her fat butt into my face

>>47276351
There is no such thing as too smug.

>>47276361
Kek

>Being scolded by your guardian angel after going into an area full of monsters with higher levels than you

welp, you know what to do

>>47276451
transparent skirts...

>>47276451
>>47276470
God I hate elves but their transparent dresses are so sexy...

>>47276475
One hundred thousand years of fashion sense all concentrated on you or anyone they can hook.

>>47276481
i wonder if angels and elves have a common ancestor since their dress sense is so similar

>>47276486
Keep digging into this and you'll get a knock on your door from the Elf BI.

>>47276451
>>47276470
>>47276508
Reminder that elven men are canon to MGE and the reason that elven women pursue humen men are because those elven men keep getting stolen away by other mamano.

>>47276519
So are dwarf men.

>>47276451
Go drinking with dwarves?

Why does she keep doing this? I guess she must be really cramped.

>>47276584
She'd drink you under the table then fuck you under it too.

>>47276613
Monstergirls give a whole new meaning to "drinking" someone under the table.

Why does she keep doing this? She can't be feeling that stiff, she is doing it constantly and always in front of me.

>>47276607
>>47276624
What gachashit are you spamming this time retard?

>>47276623
I try to avoid the bars where they keep men on tap.

>>47276624
No, retard. That isn't gachashit, it is some nips OC. I deleted that post myself because I didn't like how I worded it.
https://x.com/civila123

>>47276643
You responded to the wrong post.

>>47276643
>>47276651
I meant to reply to >>47276628
This is awkward.

riding a centuar is an incredible honour

>>47276628
Do you think that everything that isn't from something you recognize is a gacha?

>>47276658
How is it an honor if I can get basically the same experience riding a regular horse

>>47276672
But can you grope a horse's tits while you ride it? Thought not.

>>47276624
Get her to go away by accusing her and elves in general of being a race of exhibitionists. That's a sorespot for them, which is quite a surprise considering how they dress.

>>47273361
Humans assuming good faith from the inhumans with tits is a stretch at first glance; I presume that the mamono power and charm advantage are justifications to ‘close’ that stretch. Simply taken it implies that humans fall to lust and overwhelming power.

If monsters are objectively benevolent and far more powerful than humans, only the stupid and evil will oppose them. Mamono are the contrast to humanity, so the lack of flaws in mamono reflects badly on opposing humans — perhaps even on humanity in general. Charmingly infuriating flaws are the light end of this, and need not disrupt even the more tender-headed purists.

>So a famous human/human with weapons+traps could defeat an individual monster, but humans as a whole fighting off monsters can't happen? Or shouldn't happen?
Yes and variable, respectively. MGE retains an eventual utopia end-state as the goal of mamono forces. This is the aim of their forces, at both root and surface. Meaningful conflict against them is either stalled and impermanent…or the utopia requirement must be loosened/reinterpreted.
>Conflict between non-romantic human & mamono inevitable
I’d extend that into romantic pairs, myself. It should be a mainstay, unless the queer Stepford couple is the preferred standard.

Basic mamono features like spraying horny psychedelic dust everywhere whenever your dude looks particularly shiny, and the like, would definitely require complex and subjectively galling human responses. This stuff is disruptive everywhere aside from mamono society, the central question of how well actual humans could tolerate full immersion in Coomerville is dodged. When *I* see randoms fucking in public it never heralds anything good. Personally I think the reflection that preserves the mandated hyper-pairing beside non-total orgy social norms is some form of monster co-dependence. Mamono being co-dependent on humans is implied by basic MGE — were it not filled with lolsex gods, bolstered by ubiquitous and ludicrous support for the rule that sex actually does solve totally unrelated issues…

>>47276408
>acts as if she's top dog around
>instantly defeated by a tummy rub and me saying "good girl"
Dog monster girls are silly, and I love them for that.

>>47276703
Two options
>play it straight and have corruption into coomerland mean that most other societal advancements stall out
Obviously to a lot of people this sounds good
>divide mamono society into two groups where the ultra sexual are somewhat shunned but tolerated by the more restrained
This way mge society could still have avenues for non sexual stuff and you can neatly shove away all the less pretty bits as only something degenerates do who don't speak for polite mamono society.

>>47276613
To the victor go the spoils (deez nuts).
>>47276678
I'd rather grope a deer.

>>47276737
what kind of innovative societal advancements did you have in mind?

>>47276678
I'm sure that's nice but I could get the same thing from any other monster whole in a car

>>47276749
I don't understand. Non sexual society advancements was just a catch all for normal civilization.

>>47276763
it came across dismissive and narrow minded, is all

>>47276737
>Obviously to a lot of people this sounds good
I doubt most people would find that good. I don't know if you have read any fanfiction from here, but usually the sexual aspects in society are moderate, not necessarily overtaking.
>divide mamono society
No need. Despite how badly both of you paint the MGE monstergirls are portrayed as able to behave normally in a society, even with the sexual elements.

>>47276107
sign me up

>>47276781
>MGE monstergirls are portrayed as able to behave normally in a society,
We're not talking about mge rules we're making shit up to make a good conflict.

>>47276797
Rules

>>47276801
Yes, rules like
> Meaningful conflict against them is either stalled and impermanent

>>47276781
It's the usual shitflinger trying to bring the drama he stirred in the previous thread. Anyone who's read the world guide knows he's an idiot with no idea of what he's talking about, just R&I

>we NEED conflict!
He doesnt go mask off this fast usually

>>47276797
But why make bad shit up? That's barely going to lead to a good story. You can have plenty of conflict without making monstergirls cartoonishly evil for no reason.

We need sexo with blue monsters

>>47276834
he's right

>>47276820
>they have too much sex
>cartoonish evil
i don't really think being too horny can be considered evil, let alone extreme evil.

My monster girl could beat your monster girl

>>47276849
What are you talking about? That's not what i said?

>>47276820
>You can have plenty of conflict without making monstergirls cartoonishly evil for no reason.
Because "muh conflict" autists act like the broader definition of literary conflict doesn't count and only fighting between opposing characters/factions does.

>>47276843
It's scientifically proven to be the best thing on earth

>Hey cutie, wanna Smash (Bros) with us?

>>47276843
I do like the blussy.

>>47276925
I bet they don't even know how to play. They probably hold the controller wrong too

>>47275994
This one >>47275994
Otherwise pink

>>47276942
There are three types of pyrow:
>Those that have an existing personal interest in [thing] and have a working knowledge of it
>Those that don't know about [thing] but will learn about it on their own to share a common interest
>Those that don't know about [thing] but will sit in your lap and giggle while you teach them
The end result is the same, but the journey matters.

>>47276925
"Not with your pointy ass, anime chins and your goofy, sunburnt skin."
"Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to get to my appointment with Dr. Kikimora."
"I've got to receive my daily saliva treatments from her to help prevent mouth cancer."
>Proceed to walk into rundown building with a cardboard sign on it that says Dr. Kikimora

>>47276925
Eh, I'm too nerdy for videogames, I prefer tabletop. (as in, bending a Pyrow over and doing her on top of a table. hopefully with some actual boardgames set up on another table as well.)

Pyrows are scary
I'd rather just go with a nice girl that doesnt bully me
I need a dork like me, the chubbier the better

>>47276968
None of them are going to be able to contain my fighting game autism to focus on flirting

>>47277020
Ehhhh?

I just wanna shitpost on 4mon about how dragons suck and get the upset, is that too much to ask for?

The lim principal is crying again

>>47277033
but you can get the upset right now

>>47277039
What happened this time

>>47277029
The first type wouldn't be trying to flirt, she'd genuinely be trying to wreck you. You'd still end up hatefucking after one of you fails a few salty comebacks though. It's the horny nerd way

>>47277045
Gyaru pyrows stole her latest boyfriend away.

>>47277045
She saw another couple in the courtyard kiss

>>47277043
Meant to say get them upset. I already have the upset.

>>47276968
>"Hey nerd, I bet you're really smart because you study a lot, right?"
>"uh... I guess?"
>"Great, could you help me out with my math homework?"

Just sleep
Hags aren't allowed to attack you while you sleep

>>47277094
there are more things than hags in the night

YOU ARE SLEEPING

>>47277068
>Fox
>Brown
>Calcium cannons
>Leggings
This combination is incredibly unfair. Next she'll be drawn with a kiseru or fan.

>>47277112
With a Rata
https://files.catbox.moe/c8a4e5.png

>>47277132
aw nuts, that's the wrong hole

Gonna bully a alp for alping for me.

>>47276737
Yah to 2. If ultrasex was preserved across all mamono, and society designated and regulated the freaky via autistic schedules and ruuus…that could theoretically not interfere with conventional society. You can distribute the shun-shame as internal to mamono:
>Morning after shame in proportion to the amount of divergence from the bland socially approved baseline of screwing around.
>Intra-social mamono shunning of expressing public/temporally unapproved affection that is beyond the lowest common denominator held by all mamono
Temporally approved affection ruuus could probably explain Won/d/erland having non-fucking infrastructures etc. However…
>”Attention! Today’s 9th mandatory break has started! Remember to eat your prison fruit dosage in a quick and orderly manner before entering the hose-off station, wagies~”
…reeks of dystopian undercurrents. Such automatically paints the contrast as exciting/interesting. So that’s something.
>>47276781
With
>play it straight and have corruption into coomerland mean that most other societal advancements stall out
I think Anon means that this is very close to normal MGE, aside from the implications (from previous discussion) that the SexFate rules don’t solve all problems. Baseline MGE literally solves everything via horny and Fate — this displaces normal modes of social problem/solving. Do you want touch candle, guess what grils will randomly bump into you? Would an evil wizard getting beat-down make your love life better? Fuck wizards, geriatric abuse abuse it is! When everything is solved by absurd random slime teleportation the friction of society’s multiple opposing goals vanish. The social pressure of dealing with irreconcilables is converted into the distribution of sex and implausible-and-disturbingly-specific solutions. MGE has a very weak handwave at societal advancement in the form of
>developments in loli wizard technology
and
>obligatory and ubiquitous sex-tourism in places with obscure rape designations
as the utopic end-point. The latter now with twice as many mundane behaviors acting as ‘rape me!’ signals! When buying a sandwich specifically signals for aerial rape…these designated rape areas are a bit lackluster in terms of social development. They all have the express purpose of sucking in consumable men, and I can’t help but wonder where the ‘gap’ occurs.
>Frex: Klingon medicine is shit, because death in battle is a high social value.
I can’t (honestly) disapprove of someone building zeppelins or landscaping island resorts purely to get laid. But it still implies lopsidedness somewhere.

>>47277179
Obese.

>>47277178
Did you get this from chat GPT? Because not only do you manage to say so little while speaking so much, you pretty much fail to even get a single aspect of the MGE right, and even less of the fanfic scene here. Most of your post is just nonsense rambling
1. No one is pretending like sex is the only conflict resolution that exists
2.Plenty of stories are based around normal conflict
3.Sex isn't the end all be all of mamono society, just a pretty important part of it.
4. Yes, this is a smut fanfic scene. The complains you are giving to the MGE for having a lewd centered worldbuilding can be applkied to any other smut centered fanfic scene, and there are plenty of those.

Meow?

Why does Yeti brand hot cocoa taste so good, what could be the secret?

>>47277269
It's the marshmallows.

>>47277020
Pyrows aren't bullies. They're just gonna socialize with you (on very friendly terms) regardless if you like it or not

>>47277254
>sprays with spray bottle

>>47277020
A chubby pyrow is already skibidiing her way to your toilet as we speak.

>>47277271
Miss Selkie adds marshmallows and o her hot cocoa but it’s just not the same! Miss Yeti always has a line for her hot cocoa, even in the coldest of blizzards

>>47277286
That sounds like bullying to me

>>47277305
Humans are social creatures. If your daily reccomended amount of conversation and laughs is not met, your mental state and health will deteriorate. Your Pyrow classmates are just doing their part in helping you stay healthy. It's not like they're badmouthing you, they just don't know you and you should tell them all about yourself so they stop saying things you find mean.

>>47277269
Milk Chocolate

>>47277330
What's up, lady? You wanna grab a burger? Or, like, 20 burgers?

>>47277338
>Or, like, 20 burgers?
>YFW she shoves them all down her gullet without chewing
Freakin' lamia, man.

>>47277312
I will be antisocial and I will stonewall all attempts at pyrow friendship

>>47275969
>go to dragonia
>play Doom
>all the episodes are named:
>Dick deep in the dragon
>The Shores of dragons
>Dragonia
>Thy dick consumed
ok...there is something wrong here...

>>47277379
Joke's on you, I'm into that shit!

>>47277436
Yeah, Doom should really have a demonic theme, what with the hell parts and all.

>>47277445
i think they dragonfied my doom game,they even changed daisy into a wurm!

>>47277440
I bet they'd swallow whole salami while making eye contact as a means of flirting.

>>47277436
>Guncaster installed by default

>>47277465
I hope so. That'd be pretty hot.

>>47277505
Genuinely. It'd be a bit like throwing a hotdog down a hallway until you incubize though.

>>47277517
She's not shoving a giant salami up her snussy, my dude, so no worries there!

>>47277529
>She's not shoving a giant salami up her snussy
I was referring to her lewd, loose throatpussy, but also
>Yet

>>47277132
>>47277133
And now Anon's D smells like hazelnuts.
But Ratas cant resist a mouthful of hazelnuts
>circle

Dear anubis.moe maintainer,
It looks like your website has stopped scrapping these threads. Is the website just in need of some love and affection? Has an anubis kidnapped you and pencilled in nothing but model trains and orgasms for the foreseeable future?

>>47277440
Not a v*refag, but I kinda want to stick my whole head in there for an all over mouthjob.

I wish to bully lizardmen for being inferior to dragons

>>47277290
No, those are illegal.

>>47277703
I wish to sue them for false advertising. Not a single lizardman I've met had a penis!

Despite the Rapid industrialization of MGC, still be advised that various monsters will still "attack" lone human men at night. Please be aware of your surroundings while traveling alone. The MGC transit authority will not be liable for any surprise marriages.

>>47277719
Only when used on kots. They're A-OK for goblins.

>>47277790
>walk to work
>fifty goblins chase me through the streets
>reach the subway and the jaguar guards keep out the rabble as I go onto my designated male only cart
>that one was a hard fought concession
>a baphomet bribed the guards anyway and now her and her little sabbath are all loudly pretending to be little lost girls that want a hand to hold so they don't feel scared
>get to work
>my anubis manager sexually harasses me and tells me if I want to keep my job I need to get under the table
>i'm not even sure what my actual job is meant to be anymore, I might be a diversity hire
>go home exhausted from a long day of "work."
>the goblins get me on the way home
>they're nice enough to give me a can of monster energy drink when it's over.

>>47277790
It's times like this when I'm really thankful for the Bonnet Tipper Society. How nice is it that all those lizardmen and jinko are willing to escort men around town to ensure that they aren't raped? I'd be honored to have a wife like one of them (but not one of them). It sure is nice that some monsters are respectable.

>>47277792
You fool.

>>47277904
>water is actually her girl juice

>>47277933
The fuck are those tits. The fuck are those hips.

Gonna post my frozen single-serving dinner on 4mon just to make monster girl seethe

>>47277945
There are lots of girls I cannot imagine making you a home made meal.

>>47277945
Seethe? No
Hearts breaking because they would cook better food for you? Yes

I will post a Homecooked burger and cut and fried fries on 4mon to show off my moderate cooking skills.
...I just hope no Holstaurs see.

After getting into mgs
Does me should be go into neckbeard fabtasy things in general ?

>>47277950
>>47277952
>Tons of replies begging anon to let them cok for him
>They even post pics of the home made food they would make him
>Maid girls doomposting about w´how modern men don't know what's good for them anymore

>>47277963
Drink some water buddy.

>>47277945
Make sure to remove exif data because if grems find it its all over

>>47277963
Just don't start acting like they're real and you'll be fine.

>>47277975
>Germ posts your address and just adds "Let him have a soda at least :^)"

>>47277945
>Post Hungry Man Boneless Fried Chicken Dinner
>Remark how nostalgic it makes you to eat the same food you had as a child.
...
>Miss Beel eye hearts--you're the perfect cook!
>Miss Kiki's eye twitches... violently.
>Miss Danuki feels a tug. At her purse strings.

>>47277952
You're correct. Seething would have to come from something actively terrible like the poptart ramen.

>>47278017
>Miss Beel eye hearts--you're the perfect cook!
Miss beel also keep posting about wanting to eat two day old pizza with a human boy while lazy fucking between streetfighter rounds.

>>47278034
Yeah, and?

>>47278040
I want to fuck her in the ass while she's playing zelda

Fluster all monster girls.

>>47276368
Smug shupo impregnation

>>47278046
I don't think that you're gonna get her to dress up as Zelda. She's just not that industrious.

>>47278033
This image is confusing.

>>47278053
Yeah, that's why I'm constantly demanding that sexy mamono dress up as stern librarians. They hate it!

>>47278059
Eh, I can just fuck her in the ass and it's fine

>>47277975
>start acting like they're real
?

>>47278113
ignorance is bliss

>>47278113
Translation:
>I'm butthurt about anyone showing more dedication to a hobby than average tiktok user because I was too retarded to fit in and got told to fuck off

>>47278126
We have more than a few people who have a habit of tacking things way to far.
I mean, mike is a prime example of that.

Wait a second...the mother superior didn't have those horns yesterday.

>>47278017
>Kiki's reaction when she gets a mastah that's an excellent cook
>She feels more useless

>>47278185
Shog already makes Miss Kiki feel useless.

>>47278178

>>47278185
>>47278189
stop making my heart hurt for dutiful kikis

>>47278053
Hand holding and genuine hugs of need and affection

>>47278185
Kikis not useless. She's supposed to kiss the cook; it says it right there on the apron

>>47278225
>Miss Kiki seethes harder--why is Anon wearing HER apron?
>Why is he wearing it to make another of his terrible TV dinners?
>Oh, god, he's making TWO.
>He can't possibly want her to have one yourself.
>She has to stop him!
>By any means necessary.
And that's how how Miss Kiki decided to speed up her seduction plans to "immediately."

>>47278225
Kikis also do so much home maintainence and cleaning! I've even seen a Kiki disassemble and repair an air-conditioner

Monsters were not prepared for the consequences of fast food.

>>47278272
And thank god for that!

>>47278272
Burber

>be english teacher in japan
>find apartment that has suspiciously low rent
>the door is covered in talismans when I actually go to it
>locals keep saying to stay away, it's haunted
Ehhh... it's probably just superstition. There's no such thing as the supernatural, there isn't really a ghost in there. Besides, I need that good rent price for my stay here for the next few years, it's too good to pass up.

>>47278315
The ghost hates gaijin by the way so she will kill you but for real.

>>47275969
Mucus toad speakeasy/lounge singer would absolutely seduce me extremely easily

>>47276443
Humans are so dumb and reckless, always charging into trouble that their guardian angels have to rescue them from. The best way to fix it would to be to bring them all up to heaven with ms. angel so she can keep a close eye on them and stay close to them and touch them and smell their hair and hold them close and hug them and snuggle them and and and

>>47278323
As long as I die being touched by a woman.

>>47278323
Nothing a few hours of doggy style plapping won't fix.

>>47278358
Given the bags under her eyes she probably needs to relax herself. Get her some tofu or chicken or whatever she likes and somewhere nice to sleep.

>>47278371
She wants liver. Fresh, raw, human liver.

>>47278371
snuggling up with my foxwife
feeding her fried chicken until she's full
letting her fall asleep with her arms wrapped around me

>>47278386
We should have heeded anons warnings to stop posting korean foxes.

>>47278331
Why are they like this?

He's so lonely he keeps talking to himself bros

>>47278438
it's just in those poor human's nature. yup yup, those humans need to be corrected for their perverse behavior all right! they need to have lots and lots of sweet, hip-shaking breeding sex with their angel guardians, and let out all their perverse desires deep within them where they cant do any harm.

>>47278463
who!?!?

>>47278432
I mean, it's not a dealbreaker for me. Livers grow back!

>>47278472
Dis a jub?

>>47278484
No, listen to her. She's an OWL.

>>47278331
>>47278462
why are angels so obsessed with stinky humans?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEjXPY9jOx8

>>47278495
Looks like a jub

Oh Miss Anubis, how can you bring yourself so low as to love an inferior creature like a human when you're so much better and wiser than we?

ded

>>47278609
Yeah yeah stoppy talky and put penis in vagina

>>47278609
Flatterer.

>>47278272
But they look so cute eating.
>*Munch.*

>>47278272
a good kot like this deserves as many burgers as she wants!

>>47278723
But that's not on the schedule

Hey, guys, did you know I finally decided to pick a major?
It's true! I'm going into biology.
I want to study pharaoh moans.

>>47278742
It is always on the schedule.

The Demon Lord, her Husband, and eldest daughters have decided to make a compromise to all of humanity:

Not every single human woman will be monsterized or turned into a monster girl. But in turn, 95% of human women will now be turned into Regura and or Raita artstyle anime women. Yay or nay?

>>47278808
Anon, are you ready for me to fuck the absolute SHIT out of your Regura-style mom?

>Intelligence Agency operation briefing
>background music playing: https://youtu.be/mNVi3b2CjRE?si=m9c9CRBJ-N9gDLLo
>"These people are our targets for Operation Mofu Brush."

>>47278808
No compromise. All human women will.be converted into MGs. No exceptions

>kc starts answering q&a questions that he completely ignored without explanation years ago
>first new question is "If I want to fuck my mother will I automatically go back in time to become my own father so it isn't cheating."

>approach Miss Cupid holding a bundle of Alraune Roses I bought
>say excuse me, Miss Cupid?
>she tilts her head and then smiles
>"Ah, working on your romance, I see. Very good. Was there a girl you had in mind?"
>nod thoughtfully
>"I see. And you wanted my help getting her agreeable too, huh?"
>tug on my shirt collar nervously while confirming this
>"Very well. Who is she?"
>I tell her, 'You' and extend the roses
>she blushes as pink as the clothes she wears, wings going stiff
>"..."
>"...Ehh??! M-Me?!"
Eros agents are so easy to fluster. I thought they underwent stern military training. How do they lose so easily to the Love they claim to champion?

>>47278835
>t.Demon Realms Extremist/Radical
But who will birth human boys for monster girls to take as husbands? Similar question in regards to pure uncorrupted elven women, how will a yumejo monster girl get her blonde hair blue eyed elf prince charming husbandon if no pure uncorrupted elven women left?

>>47278880
>Giving an Eros worshiper exactly what they want
>"Why are they so easy?"
If you wanted to see their military training try backing out of that love. Or running from it, or denying it, or being tsundere about it, or rejecting it.

>>47278880
Every Cupid is a trained mating presser, she'll show you.

>>47278897
>But who will birth human boys for monster girls to take as husbands?
It's not a problem, the spell will be completed by the time the last woman is converted.

>>47278946
Nice argument, Senator Succ. Care to back it up with a source?

>>47279004
I mean, I CAN. I took 2 semesters of it in college. That was like 20 years ago now, but I still remember a few things!

Unko ga suki, yo!

>walk up to the scary Hellhound
>lock lips with her and caress her cheek
>tell her 'I love you!' while she's still in the paralysis of a smooch
>pick her up bridal style and tell her she's your cute new wife
>set her down in your bed and crawl in beside her
>knead her breasts a little
>start fingering her while kissing her
>laugh as she loses and cums from that alone and becomes dizzy in an orgasmic state, unable to respond
>introduce her to the fancy wedding collar (equivalent to a ring) that you got her
The definitive guide to taming a Hound. She literally cannot retaliate against these simple steps.

>>47279004
I'd rather learn German desu

Your vampire daughters birthday is coming up, what would you get her?

>>47279042
What daughter? I don't have any children with Remilia

>>47279042
Well what are her interests?

>>47279042
Plane ticket to visit her much cooler dhampir older sister.

>>47279053
Consider this a theoretical situation in which you do.
>>47279055
Okay, what’s her sister giving her then?

>>47279063
A rapier and a stern talking to about not being a huge dork like their mom.

>>47279027
>walk up to the scary Hellhound
>she rapes me
fuck you why did tell me to do that

>>47279042
A pony.

>>47279027
I just tell her she's a good pupper and rub her cheeks, that's usually enough to stop them from attacking

So which monsters aren't dorks? I only want to marry a cool monster

>>47278752

>>47279178
Miss Yuki is a cool lady.

>>47279134
She needed more friends.

>>47279042
Another sister

>>47279178
Unironically lilims, despite what threadcanon says

>>47279340
Threadcanon, created by anons on 4chan, is never wrong.

>walking along in MGC when all of a sudden a police officer gets out her cruiser parked next to the sidewalk and stops me
>a big intimidating Dark Elf
>she stopped me because I was wearing so much clothes
>a big trench coat, gloves, big glasses, a fedora... and even stranger, a white balaclava over my head
>tells me it's way too hot to be wearing all this and tells me I should strip some of it off with a sultry grin
>tell her I couldn't agree more and drop my trench coat, then my hat and glasses
>then my gloves, shoes, socks, shirt and pants and even underwear
>she's shocked when she sees the more I reveal, the less she can actually make me out until I take off the balaclava and she can no longer tell I'm in front of her
>"What... w-what is this?!"
>laugh and smack her ass from behind, making her jump in terror and confusion
>she suddenly trips, failing to realize I already cuffed her with her own cuffs
>though she can't see it I'm smirking as I reveal that I created and drank the world's first Potion of Permanent Invisibility in my home lab
>I'm the Invisible Man!
>and now my reign of terror begins
>she says someone will stop me
>I just take the money out her wallet and get inside her cruiser
>eat her doughnuts from the box in the passenger seat and drive off
>next stop
>Miss Wight's manor
>heard she had a big vault full of money
>and it's high time somebody redistributed some of that wealth

>>47279449
Could you imagine being an Undead Mamono like a Dullahan or a Ghost and being spooked by an invisible guy doing your same ghost tricks like moving things to make them look like they're floating.

>>47279340
>>47279375
Lilms can have various personalities. Not all lims may be dorks, but dork lim is definitely possible. Just because she's a dork doesn't mean I wouldn't be seduced by her. If anything it makes her stronger against me. Dork lim is cute. Dork lim is wife material.

>>47279472

>>47279449
Miss Wight's faithful house servant Miss Phantom is going to have so much fun.

>>47279004
>"Huh, most of the promotions sent to my inbox are trash but this looks great. A full vacation plan overseas for that cheap? I'd be a fool to pass this up!"
>Get to the small local airport 4 hours before the flight's scheduled departure, the foreign boarding attendant is flustered and only lets us board a few minutes beforehand, is that a foreign thing?
>Taking a look around it's apparently quite small and fits 20 people max, when suddenly the flight attendant rips off her clothes to reveal some cringe-inducing sorceress LARP and strange chanting
>Everyone starts filing to get off but a second "attendant", a 7 foot tall pale lady with a sword stood in the doorway and everyone begrudgingly sits back down as the floor starts melting and pulling us in
>Fall directly on back (ouch!) into the middle of some business district's crosswalk, for some odd reason very few men among the sea of business suits
>Walk into the first building that looks like a convenience store and ask for aspirin, instead she drills holes into my head with a severe stare of an emotion I don't understand
Damnit. I really should've picked up a phrasebook in the duty-free shop before I boarded. At least I found some reception outside, now I've gotta figure out how to enjoy this vacation (and soothe my poor, aching back)

Think I've worked out a setting that I'm finally happy with:

>primary source material is MGE
> set on Earth 10-20 years in the future; monsters semi-randomly "crossed over" for 5 years or so till proper diplomacy+controlled planar transport started
> during that time, governments basically treated monstergirls as aliens/invaders/specimens-- the monsters who personally endured that are, understandably, rather resentful.
> MC is a researcher who worked on "unknown tissue samples" and the like (unaware of the actual abuse going on)
> a monster imprisoned deep within MC's facility escapes, attacking researchers-- MC tries to protect his team, gets crippled+nearly killed in the process
> gov. takes the opportunity to "heal" MC (while he's in a coma) and graft monster parts onto his body. While it delays his death, it leaves him with crippling rejection/degeneration diseases (maybe mental/instinct issues, too?)
> MC discovers the shit that went on (human/monster experimentation, etc.), fails to stop it, resigns, crashes and burns, gets addicted to drugs to endure rejection symptoms.
> (MC feels both resentment for being crippled, and guilt for what he unknowingly did )
> although he can afford the best life support, and tweak it for his use with his previous research, his death is pretty much certain
> takes a hail mary approach and decides to see if monsters have a solution
> one monster does-- however, she has condition. She, a Shoggoth, will use her own body to patch up what remains of his, but he must "allow her to serve him". Needless to say, he believes she has ulterior motives, but reasons that he can take his own life at any time, and so he accepts.
> he regains his health and starts to pick up the pieces of his life. Unfortunately, now that he's "fraternizing with the "enemy" ", his clearance is revoked and he can no longer work for gov./military
> both he and his former employees (whom he protected) are distrustful of monsters, but many of them are also appalled by the terrible experiments that other labs performed.
> the story follows MC as he tries to regain his "freedom" (repair his body permanently, without miss shog), their developing relationship, unwittingly getting tossed into conflict with other "artificial monsters"/"spliced humans" (who deal with organ rejection by constantly "replacing" everything-- organ theft), and eventually ends up as an inter-planar diplomat despite his own conflicted feelings


What do you think, anons? I know it won't appeal to everyone, since it is a bit darker, but I'll try to ultimately stay faithful to the more utopian aspects of MGE
(MC is obviously a flawed man, just like all the other characters, and I won't shy away from portraying it or try to excuse it)

>>47279641
No one cares. Fuck off to ao3 or kill yourself. Whichever comes first.

>>47279641
The body parts thing is kinda confusing. Mamono are all women, so grafting their body parts onto a man is gonna be kind of an on-the-nose exploration of transgender / non-binary sexuality. Even if you're not intending that. Graft a salamander tail onto yourself for a cool fire whip attack and you're still like 10% mamono now. Wouldn't that make you wanna bang dudes like 10% or something? If it doesn't, then why not? Shit, it's a salamander, so you pumping a bunch of male essence into that tail might just clone her. Or at least draw that mamono to you inexorably.

>>47279641
>set on earth
oooof *drinks a hel's nostrum and 'dies'*

>>47279686
Oh, come on! He's at least trying to come up with a setting that he finds easier to write conflict in. That can be a challenge to figure out!

>>47279719
Many years later...
>Miss Wisp finally arrives to collect her undead man.
Shoulda read the packaging, Anon.

>>47279641
Seems a little edgy.

>"Oh? You're a United Federation Citizen? ...But what type of Federal Citizen?"

>>47278553
>ywn rob a mafia run Miami nightclub for drug money in the sweltering summer of 1985 with your monster wife
What's the point of it all

>>47279782
Well, yes and no.
>Cursed Sword mamono breaking out of the facility.
>Runs into a team of scientists.
>Screeches incoherently at them and draws on them, expecting her mamono silver blade to be "harmless."
>One guy stood in front and she got him first.
>But he hit his head on the corner of a table as he went down.
>Cursed sword bluescreens and gets recaptured.
I'd keep it simpler and have the love story be between the captured mamono and the scientist while ditching the body parts stuff as too edgy.
And I threw a cursed sword in here because you said "edgy." Could be any of the more "street level" mamono who might do some fighting. What wouldn't make sense is a baphomet or lilim or whatever. No way an earth facility can contain them and they'd have enough power to avoid injuring anyone accidentally.

The Monster's face when I tell her I won't marry her and do not like her.

>>47279641
something I forgot to mention is that the gov. basically created "spliced humans" as a bioweapon to "defend" themselves from monster, but retired the project and tried to brush it under the rug once they reached some sort of arrangement with monster leaders

>>47279696
I was just thinking along the lines of organ transplants and muscle grafts. Not like getting a new liver turns you into a chick, right?

I think the "related mamono being drawn in" could be a cool angle, though. Maybe the MC could meet one of the unwilling donors down the line, try to make amends (but naturally face trouble in doing so-- not the sort of thing you can forgive, even if the person didn't have a say in the matter)

>>47279719
Eh, they (MC+shog) will cross over later on for diplomacy (and maybe trying to get rid of spliced humans who were hunting monsters?), but like >>47279721 suggested, I'm honestly not super confident in writing it

>>47276703
Thanks for your advice the last couple days, anon, it really helped me figure out how to write it without clashing with the setting.
>"I’d extend that into romantic pairs, myself. It should be a mainstay, unless..."
As a writer, I agree, but as a person, it's not the sort of thing I enjoy (writing). I'll at least to write external pressures and individual interests between the two of them (MC and shog), but I hate the "forced miscommunication -> angst -> fight" pipeline that so many authors seems to like.
Just never appealed to me, dunno why. Reading that sort of thing almost stresses me out


>>47279782
Valid criticism, not much I can say against that haha
For what it's worth, I do plan to focus on MC+shog's developing relationship and how (MC and friends) scientists try to "right" what the other labs did

>>47275969

>>47279802

>>47276855
slut

>Be me
>A lowly gravedigger for a poor town
>Get called in at night because some faggot's old man died and wanted him buried the next morning.
>The local church of the Chief God couldn't be bothered with providing bodyguards
>fineilldoitmyself.jpeg
>Go in the cemetery with just a shovel and a lantern
>10 minutes in from walking, about to dig the grave, see a murderous glint in the reflection of the shovel
>Turn around quickly with the shovel to parry it
>It's a Redcap
>"Kikiki~ it's no use~"
>She splits the shovel in half with her cleaver
>nigerundayo.gif
>Somehow got her to lose me by hiding behind some tees
>Suddenly see sparks of flame and red eyes in the shadows
>Enter Hellhound, dripping wet and salivating
>ohshit.jpeg
>Fuck I can't outrun her
>See a tomb for richfags with a sturdy metal door to lock myself in
>"Grrrr... I'll get you, my little prey! Just you wait!"
>It's ok, there's supposed to be secret exit, just need to find the mechanism
>"What's with all the ruckus?"
>A curious Lich floats from just right around the corner and enters my view
>Furiously slap the walls hoping to find the button before she notices me
>*click*
>Fall inside a small hole with a tunnel leading outside
>saved.jpeg
>Crawl out of the tunnel only to find myself surrounded by a Redcap (Left), a Hellhound (Right), a Lich and her horde of Zombies, Skeletons, and Ghosts (Front)
>Feel my back getting kind of hot
>Look behind
>See a Will-o-the-Wisp, jealous of all the girls chasing you, flames ablazing
What do?

>>47279810
I will save the endangered bee population by fucking bees

>>47279804
>I was just thinking along the lines of organ transplants and muscle grafts. Not like getting a new liver turns you into a chick, right?
If it's a mamono liver? Man, I dunno. Maybe. Mamono are pretty off-the-charts. Certainly giving a mamono liver to a woman is potentially going to succubize her, as she won't generate mana on her own and whatever's left from the mamono will potentially do the rest.

As for giving a mamono liver to a dude, I think it's a gray area and I just wouldn't write it. But I'm not here to tell you No just because I wouldn't do something. You'll just want to think long and hard about how it'll work, and what the rules are for it in your world.

Good luck!

>>47279823
Miss Lich.

>>47279641
Honest answer, it strikes me as a weird fetish that you want to be both surgically converted into a m*nsterb*y, then also get shog-sorbed, all while being oppressed by GloboCorp.
>DocFlayer would probably have a lot of fun in your ears about all that.
But hey YDY, write it up, stick it on A03 and see if it flies, even if it doesn't it's still your thing.

>>47278833
>"This monster girl has no rules. No boundaries. She doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. She's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. She trades blood for money. She's your new best friend."

I am learning so much!

>>47279846
She doesn't want you to know this, but Ms. Greenworm got her diploma at Olive Garden! She's a phony!

Want to buttfuck a hellhound.
NEED to buttfuck a hellhound.

Now on sale: Kinky kikis volume 7
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Hot mastah on meido action!
Not safe for rumbas
No shogs allowed!
Watch to the end for exclusive miracle cum stain remover recipe

>>47279823
Need help with a pack of raeping mamono?
Dial 1800-BI-CORN
Our trained operatives will be on the scene instantly
Our white sofas are highly recommended.

>>47279858
>You see a hellwan and desire buttsex.
>I see a hellwan and desire fresh-cooked hot dogs.
We are not the same.

>>47279800
Mamono can kill people in defense of themselves or their husband or kids.
They just don't ever need to do so. So using demon swords that don't kill are fine for them. But they can kill animals for food without much thought about it.

>>47279641
That you’re happy with it is the important part, don’t let random schizos ruin your fun. Ya big ol’ dork.

I had the brief notion of exploring MGE-soulmate shenanigans along more traditional JRPG themes. It would’ve had mamono slaying pernicious sentient spawn of their ancestors, collecting the souls and making mamono thereby. An odd consequence of some of the limits would’ve resulted in mamono forcing human souls into reviving as their soulmates, but that got too Byzantine for me to bother with.

>>47279936
Hey! I'm not a schizo; I'm *depressed*. Apparently "Major Depression" last time I checked my medical record.
Captcha: XNAX4
>No, not on benzos.

I will grope a Lilim's ass at the standing bar while drinking right next to her and she won't know how to react!

>>47279833
>"Miss Lich, Miss Lich! Please come and save me! I choose you!"
>She looks at you, perplexed
>You look at the other girls, all of them with the same looks
>"But we're sharing?"

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that as tsun as a medusa can be, her sneks may give you a kiss to show her true feelings.
Or she'll just get you rock hard on her own

>>47279949
>not following the advice of captchafu
She’ll never suck you off at this rate, son. But fun is, indeed, allowed.

>>47279987
>But fun is, indeed, allowed.
Don't let Miss Chesh hear you say that!

>>47279804
It sounds very edgy and not very mge aside from the girls used, yet at the same time it's a shog story and I like shog.

>>47279985
i'll pet and feed her sneks and make her jealous
Then me and the sneks will team up and bully her

>>47279990
This looks like bleed through from
www.reddit.com/r/MonsterGirlCaps/
...
Yup!
https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterGirlCaps/comments/jb50as/marvelous_monsters_and_how_to_date_them_shoggoth/

>>47280008
>this fag is digging through reddit threads to find obscure posts
Amazing. Saved it here btw

>>47280012
k

>>47280015
k

>>47280020
k

>>47279826
Thanks for the warning, anon, will do.
I'll try to find some other stories that cover frakenstein experiments and whatnot, see what direction the author went, cause I didn't even consider the whole "turning him into a real monster" angle (cause, ya know, male... but since when has sex stopped monsters, I guess?)

>>47279841
That, uh... really wasn't the direction I had in mind. I was planning for more of an adventure story with wholesome romance, jaded people finding meaning and whatnot.
desu, I'll probably keep MC x shog platonic for a good chunk of the story (at least, in his eyes), since he (initially) isn't too favorable with monster girls and all. The reason I opted for the shog being "part of him" was to drive internal conflict/growth, cause he values freedom/independence above even life (so he tells himself, but his actions...)

Still, anon, you, um... opened my eyes to what some readers could expect, so I'll try to make it clear what type of story it is/isn't early on. That, I do appreciate.

>>47279936
Words to live by, fren. Not to worry, the stuff I've released/published is dwarfed by all the stories that'll never see the light of day. Positive feedback is nice, and can be encouraging, but I still write for myself.

>>47279867
>Suddenly remember an old summoning spell a wizard taught me ages ago
>Yell out the incantation, unsure about the pronunciation
>Nothing seems to happen until a Bicorn suddenly leaps from a dimensional gate
>butwaittheresmore.gif
>A Dullahan is riding her
>"We've come here to take you away"
>She grabs me by the arm and the Bicorn leaps back into the gate, pulling me in

>No portals
What are you doing to make the wait less painful?

>>47279804
You’re welcome. To be simplistic, generalize the known sequence to suit. StateA…StateC.
>A. Shogg (mamono) soul bonds activate before the first chronological formation of the bond. Shogg meet cute, possibly during chaotic background.
>B. Relationship forms. Enjoy the most amorphous lap-pillow as it soothes your crippling headaches from the chronological gradient reordering your brain into the future (you).
>C.Hardcore violent and inadvisable sex acts then occur as a natural conclusion. Possibly in a time-traveling car.
>>47280030
Cool, keep having fun. Don’t forget the golden rule: add strippers.

Tip for avoiding getting Flayed by a Mindflayer: Their lips are the second most sensitive part of their body. If a Mindflayer is coming closer with the intention of flaying you, you should get up and close and personal first to take by surprise then hit her with a kissing technique. She is guaranteed to automatically lose to this. If she tries putting up a fight, keep kissing her until you see her tentacles go limp.

>>47280084
Just don't take the meds and always have you flamethrower in your hands, even while sleeping. They never caught me but they're waiting behind the door

>>47280084
Mindflayers are weak quick shots and will brain blast as soon as you grab a tentacle. Trust me, bro. I saw it on Schlick-Sclock.

>>47279641
Looks really edgy and a potential gore fest. Not my cup of tea even if I like dramatic edgy

>>47280084
>Tip for avoiding getting Flayed by a Mindflayer
just squish her

>>47280084
Use your niggerwoman to ward off those pesky squids, works also with any mamonos. Don't forget to give her rewards

Miss Hellhound please rape me

I am so defeatist and depressed I would just give myself willingly to the Monster slave traders and let them find me to a Monster master that would like to buy me, if only so I can finally feel like I have some kind of purpose in life.

>>47280166
That's dumb, if you have truly nothing to lose you should go all out and use suicidal plans to get whatever you want. Become the master

>>47280166
just sit in a box with "free husband" on it and wait
you'll get snatched up within the minute

Miss Hellhound please rape me, I am no longer asking

>>47280166
>get to travel the seas and the deserts
>get to be immersed in vibrant exotic city life
>get to be ogled at by veiled and no-so-veiled !egyptian mamono
>women literally shouting and pushing each other over (with their fat snake bodies) to be the highest bidder for you
>get to wave palm fronds and feed magicalcoholic grapes to hedonist monster babes while you chillax in their kickass ancient royal palaces
>fend off sand pirates and tomb raiders (if you let yourself get captured no one will notice and think you fell heroically in battle)
>endless possibilities from ending up with all your needs met in a shady one-man-boyharem, to being the army breeder for a powerhungry necromancer with delusions of grandeur, to just being eaten by a fucking sandworm and allowed to sulk at the bottom of the earth while everyone keeps being gay on the surface
Sounds awesome, let us know how it goes.

>>47280084
>putting your ears in the range of a flayers' head tentacles
wow i wonder what kind of eldritch beastie came up with this advice

Drunk driving with satyros.

>>47280434
>pull up to a stop light
>car with a drunken Anon and his oni wife pulls up next to you
>revs his engine
>time for drunk street racing with satyros
>you floor it
>both of you spin out and crash immediately
>drunk ER vist with styros
>have double date going cruising with oni Anon next week

>dragon wing clening ASMR when?

Why won't Miss Hellhound rape me?

>>47280562
Reminder ASMRs in MGE is overwhelmingly done by men/incubi. So be warned if ever you feel the need to look up for "dommy mommy succubi" made ASMRs when in the monster girl internet.

>>47280471
But the car insurance

>>47279641
Sounds incredibly edgy, especially the
>organ theft
part
I also get the feeling you have tried this several times now, and have gotten told off here, but maybe it's just another poster doing the same of trying to get an audience by latching onto a popular thing without understanding it.
I don't know why you insist on making the primary source material the MGE when you take nothing of what makes the MGE the MGE, except clout. If you found it so difficult to write on it you should have thrown out that idea from the beginning.

>>47280728
>making the primary source material the MGE when you take nothing of what makes the MGE the MGE
NTA, like half of the shit I see here are all OOC modern day shit which barely makes the cut. I guess it's all just shitposting/funposting at the end of the day, but still.
I wonder why people insist on not using the MGE setting when it's got a lot of details in them already. What things you can't cover can be supplemented by any random generic fantasy / medieval setting of your choice. No idea why it's only an issue for the MGE fanbase, no other series I know of have a problem of this scale.
This goes to fan artists too btw. Hard to find good art staying true to canon.

>>47280778
Sounds like a you issue to be honest.

>>47280778
>I wonder why people insist on not using the MGE setting
I dunno, probably because majority of regulars here are into MGE. Using it as point of reference also helps keep unsavory content away, so we don't have to debate whether including futa or infidelity in the stories is okay, that's handled by MGE's guidelines already.

>>47280925
You responded to why people use the MGE setting. Anon says people insist on NOT using the MGE setting. Those are two different things.

>>47280944
Right, I'm a fucking retard, I need a Hellhound to rape my face with her ass

>>47280980
>I need a Hellhound to rape my face with her ass
I made this post.

Heli dayo

>>47279641
>primary source material is MGE
>has absolutely nothing in common with MGE
I have to admit, this is actually really nostalgic. I havent seen this kind of cancerous /tg/ autism years

>>47280434
75% of car accidents are caused by sober drivers. Ms. Winegoat has it all figured out.
>>47281009
The friend I need to defeat the evil Gremlin mad scientist.

>>47280434
>She drives better when drunk
>It's illegal for a satyros to drive sober

>>47281009
>when a monster says she sexually identifies as an attack helicopter and she isn't joking

I seek one of two things.

To be smothered by a big, stinky troll who's not interested in showing mercy.
>OR
To be eaten by a cheeky sandworm who flirts with the idea of actually digesting me just a little too much for comfort or levity.

>>47280615
Instructions unclear; googled dommy mommy succ heartbeat asmr and now I have succuvirus. She's blocking all safe for work websites. Send help

Never utter the word "mama" in public
Hags will be summoned

>>47281490
Mamma mia

>>47281501
Mario Mario has been summoned!

Have you ever thought about how your waifu thinking about you at the other side of the dimensional barrier. How she fantasizes about meeting you in those lonely nights. How she never seems to find anyone satisfactory no matter what she does, and she almost feels like, maybe, just maybe, the one that's right for her is just beyond her grasp.
Do you think mamono dream about us just as much as we do about them?

>>47281873
Yeah, I do quite a lot when I feel bad or when I drink.

Undead hours.

>>47281873
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't

>>47282170
Use catbox, faggot

>>47282170
Nice monstergirl image faggot.

>>47281873
I can't imagine how bad a monster girl's life must be if she fantasizes about me.

>>47282197
You're right, not even monster girls would want you, they only want me, Chad McThundercock. And I'll only marry a lesser succubus

Who is the worst monster to play a boardgame like risk with?
My guess goes to vampire, because not only is she an incredibly sore loser, but she's also a backstabbing master manipulator.

>>47282224
Nacho because she talks shit even when she's winning.

>get a job
>too tired to do anything with my free time
>no more enjoyment in life
I give up. I'm jumping into the tentacle pit. Goodbye. Tell my family I said... hello.

>>47282170
>Pictured: A cait sith giving a look of disdain upon seeing the only man interested in her.

>>47282180
>>47282181
This thread is the only one on the entire board where people freak out when you use more general memes; we're already at bump limit, I REALLY don't think me using non monster girls images is gonna make much of a difference at this point

>>47282267
You don't belong here. You have to go back.

>>47282267
How new?

>>47282267
Lurk before posting, moreso if you're going to argue over thread culture

>>47282267
Eh, we used to hit the image limit back in the day so it became thread culture.
That hasn't been the case for like 7 years now. People don't like change.

>>47282271
>>47282280
>>47282281
I lurked plenty, all I saw was you guys getting angry when non-MGE got posted even though the images were so generic they could have literally fitted right in. Have you considered the reason you guys DON'T hit image limit anymore is because you're policing yourselves over nothing?

>Asked to follow a very simple unofficial rule
>throw a fit and act like their human rights are being violated

Sex. Sex with elves.

>>47282323
Nobody cares what you think about it, cancerous newfag. Adapt or leave

>>47282324
It's probably another retard from /v/, they get very uppity about staying ontopic in particular

>>47282323
Hitting image limit has everything to do with the speed of the board, not of the thread itself. Under normal /jp/ circumstances the thread should be long archived before image limit is reached, but what happens when people like you spam the thread with irrelevant images and the board happens to be slow that day?

>>47282323
You have no idea how many angry newfags like you tried to get this thread to change its ways, always at most causing the regulars to be even more strict. Just fucking stop before you get burned and turn into another perma-butthurt obsessed pest, we got those already and it's not worth it.

>>47282323
>Have you considered the reason you guys DON'T hit image limit anymore because of the thread rule put in place to avoid hitting the image limit?
Gee, I never would have figured this out.

We could play a fun game; see if the thread actually does hit image limit, and when it doesn't, we can all reflect that this whole argument was ultimately for nothing.

>>47282394
Or you could just fuck off back to where you came from.
It's always a riot to see newfags acting like they know better while proving why such rules exist in the first place

lilim wants to show that theres more to her than power or prestige

>>47281873
>manticore has a pillow full of spines that she hugs as she goes to sleep every night. She pretends it's you
>Baph-chan works really hard to open up those portals to other worlds hoping to find you. She locks herself in her room for the day when it ends up being the wrong one again. She'll try again tomorrow
>mad hatter saves a seat for you at every one of her parties. It's right next to hers.
>demon reads her contract every night before bed, hoping that tomorrow she'll find the one to sign it
>pharoah sleeps peacefully in her tomb. She hurt to much being awake without you. The kingdom will thrive again once her king arrives to finally wake her again
>bogey can feel when you're sad. She wishes she could hug you to make you feel better.
>satyros likes to distract herself from loneliness by making wine. She's got quite a collection. She can't wait to share it with you.
>anubis keeps her plans a few days ahead of schedule at all times. She never knows when she'll need to take a few days off. After all, maybe today you'll finally find her.
>kejourou sometimes imagines it's you brushing her hair when she takes care of it. She has to take a break for a while when it ends up making her feel sad.
>titania and the other fairies have made a crude puppet that looks like you that they all love to play with. They take it everywhere playing games, showing it their favorite spots, and talking to it. They need to practice for when you finally visit
>kunoichi stole a dummy from the training yard and uses it as a daki.
>leanan sidhe makes stories and art of all kinds of monsters finally finding their true love. All of the works with fairies have a a man that looks like you as the love interest
>ochimusha wanders far and wide looking for the lord she will finally call master. She doesn't like staying in one place for too long. All the married couples make her uncomfortable.
>cupid is one of ero's best match makers. She has over 300 confirmed couples. She keeps a special arrow at home reserved just for you. Every night she polishes it and adds just a bit more love to it.
>dragon tells everyone she doesn't need love. It doesn't stop her from feeling disappointed when she sees the adventurers intruding her cave aren't you

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>look up those image/filename combinations
>consistently two /vg/ generals come up
Build the fucking /vg/ wall already and deport those subhumans

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>>satyros likes to distract herself from loneliness by making wine. She's got quite a collection. She can't wait to share it with you.
Still keeping the first bottle she made thinking of you, it must be finely aged.

you can tell what monstergirl he wants by the sause he gets for his mcnuggets

whats the worst, non-violent thought you've had regarding monstergirls?