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I choose both!

>>47272390
Imagine worshiping a god that lost.

>>47272390
I choose both at the same time.

>>47272390
I don't like either, give me a woman.

>>47272536
Sorry anon, only men are avaliable for the homo

>>47272684
Sorry anon, all the men have already been claimed by Suwako.

>>47272390
hag big and soft, loli cold and hard
>>47272409
t. kanakp
>>47272432
I don't think I could do that to Chen. It doesn't feel right to do her in the same bed you had raucous animalistic breeding sex with her mom and high impact kegal massages with the weird old lady she lives with. Chen is for sitting in your lap, playing with her hair, helping her do her homework, playing outside and poking dead bodies with sticks, and making Ran proud of her. I don't want to sully her…

>>47273498
I want to teach Chen profanity so Ran gets cross and Yukari dies laughing at the lecture I get out of Ran.

>>47272390
There's no loli in gensokyo

We must solve the age old question: what makes a Hag and what makes a Loli?

Loli and Hag are both body types and mentalities in how they act and carry themselves. There is also significant interplay between the two as Lolibabas exist. Age has little to do with it since Aya is neither Hag nor Loli despite being old as dirt. I believe Hagdom is defined by the meddling auntie mentality and not necessarily motherly behavior. For this reason Ran isn't a true Hag as while she carries herself as such, she lacks the true loneliness/desperation factor on account of having Chen and lacks the drive to meddle and stick her nose in everywhere like other bonafide Hags like Yukari, Kanako, Okina, etc. All that on top of being a subordinate which detracts points. She's firmly in the Hot Single Mother camp.

Lolis on the other end of the scale are much easier to define. Flan and Rumia are easy picks as they both appear young and act like spoiled little shits. Suika and Suwako both have the body of a little girl but their minds are that of an old woman; they're the benchmark for a Lolibaba. Remilia pretends to be wise and refined but she just as easily cracks and falls into childlike behavior, a fool's Lolibaba.

>>47273539
Depending on how far you go encouraging Chen's rebellious phase Ran might take 'corrective action' on you.

Hags must have: curvy and fertile body
Lolis must have: (at least) thick thighs and a round&curvy ass

>>47273620
>Lolis must have: (at least) thick thighs and a round&curvy ass
that's not a loli that's a shortstack
loli's are flat, lean, and lightweight (portable)

>>47273498
Well, more Chen for me, then.

>>47273647
you can still have that lithe body type that makes the best of both worlds like a JS 4-6

>>47272409
Imagine worshipping a god that can't even do her own miracles and has to rely on a secret, more powerful god and on that god's descendant or else no one cares about her

>>47273620
>Lolis must have: (at least) thick thighs and a round&curvy ass
You don't actually like lolis.

>>47273620
You sound like a failed normalfag.

>>47273647
Shortstacks are by definition stacked, as in have big tits.

>>47274798
But they can also be stacked around their thighs, think imp Midna drumstick proportions.
Oppailolis are a category of their own, but that's a whole other topic.

>>47276073
suwako-sama's thighpussy...

>>47276298
built for amplexus

>>47272390

Hags cause I'm not a loli lover and the virile bodies of a grown woman makes my pee pee nice and hard with BIG FUCKING TITS that makes me want to suck on the screen like a fucking retarded lamprey.

>>47276328
You have such a way with words

A loli will leave you for another man as soon as it's convenient, with a hag you have soft power over her at all times.
Additionally, imagine the breeding sex you can have with someone who isn't half your height

>>47274198
Okay but who won the shrine ?

>>47276487
who does the work and who gets to laze around?

>>47276394
All hags are used goods (except Kanako). For her, you're just one of the many men she has fucked.
Lolis are cute and they love headpats and cuddling.

>>47276394
>breeding sex
>with a hag
Lol, lmao even. You may aswell plant a seed in the sahara desert and expect a tree to grow.

>>47276581
Another reason why Ran isn't a real hag. She is fertile like volcanic soil. Gappy's dry and barren desert couldn't hope to grow any life greater than a UTI.

Consider the following:
Cakes

>>47276581
>>47276513
You equate the observation that all the mature ladies of gensokyo lack offspring, and extrapolate from this sample that they are totally barren?
I'd love to see you take a logic exam, because that's some cherrypicking right there.

>>47277500

THOSE JUGS BEG TO BE JIGGLED, SQUEEZED, FONDLED AND SUCKLED ON. MY NOSE WILL BE THE MAIN SOURCE OF OXYGEN INTAKE FOR MY MOUTH WILL ENGULF THOSE DELIGHTFUL MILK BAGS.

>>47274198
This post is really funny if you read it with a high-pitched old woman voice.

>>47276513
>All hags are used goods (except Kanako).
>Names a hag that has been married as an exception
>Claims all others are used goods
What did he mean by this?

>>47277536
It reads like a Golden Girls joke but the old ladies are goddesses

>>47277500
>extrapolate from this sample that they are totally barren?
I should hope they are, otherwise the alternative is that in all the thousands of years they've been alive they couldn't land a single man to impregnate them.

>>47278900
Anon... You know why the term "Millennium Maiden" exists right? Those poor lonely—old—women…

>>47278984
This is why people say you're a sadist, Yuuka.

It would be nice if people could talk about hags acting and thinking as they do in canon as opposed to the usual bullshit in these threads (all of them being pidgeon holed into being shy moeshit). Like Kanako wearing the pants in the relationship and married to her work, Junko using anon as a replacement for her husband AND son. Yukari playing infinite-D chess flirtation and being an autistic smug yokai who can't express love in a normal way etc.

>>47277484
Why would Tenshi publicly humilate poor Iku?

>>47280637
I think people rarely consider how the relationship would be past the cutesy early stages.
I, for one, adore the idea of taking care of and supporting my lovely wife in her endeavors.

>>47280637
I don't think people really understand the ramifications of "being in a relationship" with a 1300+ years old deity and possibly a mountain, a divine spirit with nothing but fury left in her and an eldritch entity that might have a completely alien view of the world. Being horny for a lot of the ladies of Touhou gets kinda silly when you start to really think about it.

>>47281638
All part of a man's romance, we fuck big

>>47281638
Anon do you even realise who you are talking to?
The mature ladies association core membership is almost entirely comprised of borderline suicidal nutcases who are willing to do horrible things for their chosen one. Not even a battle to the death would stop a true admirer of Gensokyo's elite population from giving his all, there is quite literally nothing better in this life to aspire toward than smooching your beloved whilst covered head to toe in the blood of your enemies.

>>47280637
Eh, with the exception of Kanako and Yuuka, oftentimes hags are represented by their actual personality in some way. Junko with her sonhusbands, Yukari's autism, Yuyuko being the more pleasent hag to hang around with, etc.
It's probably for the best since hags specifically are pretty nasty people who you wouldn't wanna be around for too long, so sanding the rough edges is somewhat required.

Hags, more mature, more experience

>>47285447
Mature? Of course
More experienced? Not a chance.

>>47285511
No way Seiga of all hags lacks experience

>>47285580
Seiga getting more pipe than the entire state of alaska is a statistical anomaly, largely down to her "stuck in the wall" bit she does to put out.

>>47285580
She's part of the superior hags. Those who managed to have a husband and children are among the more powerful hags and often bully the less experienced ones (see Toyohime making lesser hags kneel while showing them pictures of her son.)

>>47276328
>>47276346
Modern Shakespeare

>>47285670
So Junko is the ultimate hag?

>>47273614
>Remilia pretends to be wise and refined but she just as easily cracks and falls into childlike behavior, a fool's Lolibaba.
Slander and blatantly false, Remimi-chan is the most elegant of all Lolibabas, especially when compared to lazy hags such as Suwako.

I choose... Toad!

>>47273614
>Remilia pretends to be wise and refined but she just as easily cracks and falls into childlike behavior, a fool's Lolibaba
Good. 500-year-old brats are the best!
Fuck "muh mature woman" lolibabas.

>>47272390
I choose young Maidens such as Reimu, Alice or Marisa