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terminal flatties keep mashing their flat nips into my face and asking if i like it

>>47265247
Well, do you like it?

bird

>>47265249
what is there to like theres nothing there

>>47265242
Is this what happens when a Pyrow fails a class a few times too many?

>>47265258
You said there's nips.

>>47265242
Ew.

>>47265247
>>47265265
>nips
Y'all gotta get with the times--just call them Japanese people.

Remember to check the ingredients labels when you buy your groceries.

>>47265279
She sounds very sweet.

>>47265242
Pyrow hags are the best

>>47265242
Sunday monster sports with your auntie to work up a good sweat

>>47265279
>Ingredients: honey
I don't think that helps much.
>>47265302
They're still with it, for sure.

Get deliveries at any time of day with the MGC courier service!

>>47265302
the elder gyaru is a fearsome opponent

>>47265326
Sports days with family are the best!

>>47265329
I don't know if harpies have much competition.

>>47265302
Will she buy me beer even though I'm underage?

>>47265422
they tried to get a dragon to do it but she kept taking the packages

>>47265326
Yesterday I was enjoying a orutoro doujinshi, and this page https://files.catbox.moe/1oj0rv.jpg couldn't make stop thinking about monsters, specially considering the context of the doujinshi

>>47265326
>>47265342
>>>/trash/
That is your home, and it hasn't changed in the past several months you've been trying to force your shitty meme here.

>>47265342
That's a forbidden sniff.

>>47265459
>disgusting art
>tags female: cheating
>this the garbage the g*pe spammers read
Makes sense, /trash/ gonna /trash/

>>47265459
I hope we get a sequel on August

would you fly fox air?

>>47265438
Yes, but she expects you to drink it together with her.
>>47265440
Damn dragons.

She big

>>47265537
at least the tickets are cheap

>>47265512
I don't know why incest is tagged as cheating, in the family doesn't count

>>47265537
Sorry I only fly Undead Airlines. They are rated as the safest airline to fly on. 100% crash survival rate! Yes all those passengers were zombies/undead incubi before. Why do you ask?

>>47265593
>back in my day we just used a trebuchet
easy castle access

>>47265584
She already shares dna with you. It's practically masturbation.

>>47265584
It's more like skinship

>>47265242

>>47265593
The Wight CEO must have very deep pockets if they can afford to keep buying new planes.

>>47265655
I'm not sure how elves survive as a race.

>>47265656
She hired a lich with a specialization in chronomancy. Apparently, somehow their entire airline is supported by exactly 1 airplane. I don't pretend to understand it, but it was funny watching the wisps sweep through the accounting department as they tried to make sense of it all.

>>47265661
seduction has only got to work every 1,000 years or so

>>47265661
They survive as parasitic species becoming cocksleeves

>>47265584
>why a woman cheating on her husband is tagged as cheating?
This is your brain on /trash/ and cuck porn.

No Wurm! Don't do it! Don't rape! Rape is bad Wurm, only bad Wurms rape! It won't make you feel good. Don't do it Wurmy NO!

>>47265689
>"But the recipe calls for canola oil!"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
>And then Anon got raped. Right in the mouth! At dinner!

>>47265584
Granny baphomet got another one.

>>47265584
It is when you're cheating on your mom with your auntie

>>47265689
>rape bad

>>47265661
Massive and regular injections of human dna into the gene pool.

>>47265721
All monsters get injected with massive amounts of human DNA, if you know what I mean

>>47265242
Pyrow auntster hagussy...

I can already feel that this thread is gonna be dogshit

>>47265776
So, you're going to desperately cram the thread into your mouth and swallow it all down without chewing? Then masturbate with the remnants and your tears as lube?

>>47265776
the furfag has been really upset recently. just r&i, jannies delete his shitposts now

>>47265776
We're already getting raided, but atleast they finally went full mask off this time and are just actively discussing NTR doujins at the same time they're posting their forced meme.

>>47265797
>not realizing that the threads love of hag aunts and grannies transcends any logic and reason
Welcome.

>>47265802
MGE is completely antithetical to cuckshit and everyone here since the very start of moving to /jp/ has hated people like you with a burning passion.

You are not welcome, and please have even worse luck next time.

Can cows be evil?

>>47265831
yeah but you can milk it out of them regularly

>>47265822
If i post anything in contradition to MGE just imagine it's monster musume then.

Amazonian Ocelomeh

>>47265841
She needs to lay off the tacos

>>47265841
chocolate cats can totally steal my tour group and have us be marked as missing persons until someone makes a documentary on the local tribes that includes footage of us living together with cat wives.

>>47265833
do they sell this evil milk? does it make people who drink it evil?

I don't understand the burning seething hate for NTR

Did you know that the United States celebrates National Save a Spider Day each year on March 14?
Lots of folks are afraid of spiders and irrationally attack them, but they're an important part of our ecosystem and should be protected, maybe even revered.
If you see a spider that day, you should say hello!

>>47265861
dont listen to these lies
i said hi to a spider and she raped me

>>47265859
that's ok, you dont need to. what you need to do is fuck off
meidos if you will.

>>47265841
Very nice, the long narrow loincloth looks great with big hips and thighs.

You need to solve the riddle.

>>47265861
Look, I don't hate spiders. I just want them to stop trying to crawl into my bed.

>>47265859
And this is exactly why you should stay on /trash/. It's not rocket science, right?

>>47265874
Damn anon. Why not just go and cool off with your dog wife in the pool?

Put a hatter in a tiara and call her princess toadstool

>>47265891
Can she make spaghetti?

>>47265860
Where is her tail?

>>47265877
is the answer kot butt?

>>47265877
Well, if she's anything like her Wonderland counterpart, I'm gonna guess "anal sex" is the answer to the riddle.

>47265884
so how long has it been since you doxxed yourself on twitter? 18 months? 20?

>>47265873
Lies! Spiders are not rapey in the least. I should know. I continue to pine for lack of a soft, caring mofu spider to this day.
>>47265879
I'm definitely not seething with jealous rage over here.

>>47265909
All I learned is the monster girl fandom seems to be fags all the way down.

>>47265923
no anon
you are the fags

>>47265923
nah, that's just your spiteful seethe biasing your view

>>47265923
You understand when you purposefully instigate things everywhere you go without provocation, this in fact means YOU are the mentally ill tranny faggot and not us, right? Wait, I'm talking to a nonwhite of course they're unable to understand this.

>>47265923
Yet you love being in it at all hours of the day.

>>47265946
I tried capybara as a refuge away from mge but that didn't work out.

>>47265861
I had a spider come into my room 3 times after I kept trying to get it to go away, last I saw it ran behind my computer and I haven't seen it since.

Would YOU hold this woman's hand?

>>47265949
Bullshit. You wouldn't be here all day if you wanted to avoid MGE. Kys

>>47265960
Yes, I will sin and hold her hand

>>47265960
Sorry but my Valkyrie said no. And I'm now being dragged off for a week long training trip.

>>47265956
What kind of spider? Was she cute?

>>47265960
I would hold hands and cuddle a monstergirl

>>47265976
I can't believe it.

When you end up going to an Amazoness staffed club.

>>47265976
Tell me more about these hands humans have.
Are they nice to hold?

>>47265923
Says the guy salty that Balrogs and Lizards wont behave like 3ds.

>>47265974
Don't know, was a smallish nondescript black spider, it was pretty fast though when it wanted to be.

>>47265990
Honestly, why would ANYONE want a monster girl to act like a portable game console?

>>47265997
Like this?

>>47265998
Automaton-Fairy has to find some way to keep you entertained on a long train or plane journey.

>>47265998
I mean... the 3Ds is a pretty solid handheld.

>>47265242
Choose!

Monster or Red Bull?

claustro spit tastes like pink lemonade

>>47266035
Red Bull with no muscles?

>>47266035
Monster, I guess? In my energy drink days, my favorite was Venom, specifically the Strawberry Apple flavor.
https://www.kdpproductfacts.com/product/a0e3h000003LKArAAO/venom-zero-sugar-strawberry-apple-flavored-e-16-fl-oz-us?redirect=false

>>47266035
Bang

>>47266035
Water

>>47266035
Coffee
Where is my coffee monster girl?

>>47266035
>>47266043
>>47266044
>>47266045
>>47266048
>>47266051
Sadly for Red Bull lovers. Monster won.

>>47266051
I'm so sorry to have to tell you this, but she died in a tragic accident.

>>47266070
I mean, she has blowjob handles.Redbull cant beat that

I desire to walk into a Fairy forest and mass adopt the little idiots.

>>47266102
>mass adopt
>anon just walks in with a shopping cart and starts tossing them in

>>47266111
Listen someone needs to make sure there getting enough to eat. And taught to read.
I will make a Foster home in the heart of the woods.

>>47266102
>Titania stops Anon as he leaves the forest
>asks Anon if he's seen where the other fairies went
>Anon is sweating bullets
>his unusually full coat and pants pockets start giggling

>>47266140
Welp... time to grab the Titania to. Can't believe I missed one.

>>47266149
>Try to "yoink" a 2 meter tall fairy.
>Obviously fails.
>Your coat and pants are all a-flutter with giggles and sarcastic advice.
>"Ask her to use her wings to help you carry her!"
>If you were an anime character you'd face fault at that.
>Miss Titania looks at you expectantly as you continue to attempt to lift her.
>Sighing deeply, you say...
"Can you help me lift you?"
>She brightens and uses her wings to hover, making her easy to carry away.
>"Yaaaaaay!" comes from a plethora of places on your pants and pockets.

>>47265242

>>47266172
>and so thats how anon became the Dad of a couple dozen of fairies and a Titania who just finds his shenanigans amusing.

>>47266185
Ever since seeing The Legend of Zelda cartoon as a kid, I've had a soft spot for fairies. The fairy in that show is SO HORNY for Link it's unreal.

I HATE THE HORNSENT! I HATE HORNED PEOPLE! I WILL GENOCIDE HORNED PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY OPPRESSED THE PEOPLE AND ETHNICITY OF MY MOM! THEY PLACED MY MOM'S PEOPLE AND ETHNICITY IN JARS!!!!

CRUSADE AGAINST HORNED PEOPLE!

>>47266201
>>>/v/
fuck off

>>47266201
What the hell are you talking about?

>>47266210
It's just the warhammer faggot spamming the latest irrelevant video game shit he usually does like when he starts soiying out over halo and 40k shit here, this time it's dark souls shit he's spamming, report and ignore

>>47266222
You sure know everything about the thread.

Wife

>>47266240
You shitposters are as subtle as a nuke every time.

>>47266271
Is that oomukade after the honey in his beehive?

>>47266249
Your wife is heavy.

>>47265540
I love this bote, but I don't think that I would be able to satisfy her need. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

I'm new, I loved reading the writing contest, how many times is it hosted a year?

>>47266304
Start your own and you can do it as many times as you want anon.

>>47266304
It's pretty random--a couple of the writers are sponsoring them when they feel like it. I think we had one around the end of 2022, the end of 2023, and the one that just ended. Not sure if there were others before that, as I wasn't here all that long either.

>>47265877
MS. SPHINX, I WANT TO GET OFF YOUR WILD RIDE!!

>>47266296
Do it for her Anon. Go on your shonen anime training arc. Become the ultimate boat oni breeder!

>>47266342
>Nyah

do you imagine monsters once they take over the goverments, would make life inconvenient for single men to broadly pressure them into marriage.

>>47266374
The opposite, so single men have lots of energy left over to chase monster ass.

>>47265326
Made for breath sniffing!

>>47266405
water fountains replaced with energy drink fountains

>>47266419
Mamono hate this one weird trick to avoid sex!
Energy drinks give you kidney stones!
Pissing rocks out your pee hole kills the sex drive.

Are lilims cool?

>>47266484
Very cool. Cool as a good few cucumber.

>>47266484
On the one hand, yes, they're cool.
On the other hand, they're enormous dorks.
In conclusion, the lilim is a land of contrasts!

>>47266503
what are non-dork monsters?

>>47266513
unfortunately there are no non-dork monsters
they are all dorks!

>>47266484
No

>>47266524
The government doesn't want you to know this.

I think Lilims are neat.

>>47266585
>neat
I think you misspelled "neet", Anon.

>>47266599
imagine a Neet Wight

>>47266606
She'd be cute.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead remember that during the summer, when taking a long walk at night, she remembers you.
Redcap-san has always remembered you.
And now its time to pounce.

I think Zombies are neat

>>47266633
i think they are cool

>>47266633
Zombies make me sad.

I think Wights were a mistake.

I hate summer

>>47266633
I think zombies are hot

ded hours

>>47266694
Fuck off

>>47266606
Vampires and wights are all neets. They sit in their castles everyday and do fuck all. Doordash and the internet have been devastating for undead conquests.

Cow

>>47266704
Fuck off

I'm glad that Zombies are incapable of raping you.

Cat being bad? Spank her

>>47266792
Mrs Cheshire has no time to misbehave, she'll be having kittens soon.
Fast forward, now have 8 cheshire daugthers and their mother playing tricks on anon now.

>>47266792
>chesh teleports her ass into your face
>brutally spank it red
She'll think twice next time.

>>47265859
Listen dude I’m not trying to be mean when I say this but no one here wants you here. Please go to a thread where your type of fetish is accepted. It’s just ruining the experience of this thread for other people

>>47266792
She's taking it like a champ. Wait, no, that's the plotting face.

there's a really pretty white moth on my window
this must mean moth wife will comw soon

>>47266726
They do when they hunt in packs

>>47266726
the fresh zambos are a little more agile

There is a hebi right behind you, sniffing your clothes
Say something nice to her

>>47267002
I turn around and go "What the fuck? Get off me!" and slap her and call her a creep.

>>47267002
>i-i like your shampoo, it gives you away

>>47267002
I love everything about hebi, even her broken engrish.

>>47267002
Ew gross

>>47266792
But what if she cries afterward? Feels bad

Subverting chesire's expectations and going for the tiddy squeeze instead of the ass slap! Showing growing concern as her fur pattern begins to look more and more like cow spots instead of stripes!

Post wans

I'm gonna leave out a bunch of video tapes of myself detailing my slow DIY bunker project for surviving the Day of the Rape in my house before the Portals open. A Monster will come upon my empty house and start watching the tapes, following a set of clues I've left in them to find the many keys requires to open the locks to my bunker strewn about my house and the local forest. She'll finish the tapes, thinking I forgot them by mistake in my house and go do everything she needs to in order to locate and open my secret bunker thinking she's gonna find me so she can rape me to death only to open it and discover it was actually a sarcophagus and I poisoned myself once sealing myself within months and months beforehand. She's just gonna find a dry decomposed body with a soul already long departed.

My ultimate troll against Monsterkind.

>>47267142
>the monster that pins down your tomb and opens it is a Lich in the first place
>she goes "Heh. Nice try." the moment she sees your body
Oof

>>47267144
Too late his soul as already been sent to the afterlife
>>47267142
That's a fun and and harmless but devilish trap, I will try it too

>>47267144
>>47267166
>chilling in the afterlife
>suddenly feel a strange pull...

>>47267178
That feeling is Hel having a giggle.

>>47267178
>Not interested by lich
>Resist a little
>The pull stop
Feel good in paradise

If I just hide in my home I'll be safe from monsters

>>47267217
The house centipede girls will find you.

Ms apophis can't make me renounce my loyalty to the pharaoh! My love of huge chocolate colored tits lets me resist her purple-tinted persuasion!

>>47267225
And the spiders. And the ants. And the flies. And the roaches, and the--well, just make sure you know a good exterminator who totally isn't a monster.

>>47267225
Centipedes dont exist where i live, nor do cockroaches

>>47265329
Advantage - no more dumping parcels on your porch to get niggered, the delivery girls knock on the door, wait, and insist on coming inside to put your parcel safely on the table.

>>47267142
Worst end: SuicideAnon gets necromanced by a DorkMage who this time really is just a 3D larping in a big hat.
>suffer 3d shit eternally

Imagine meeting that one Amazoness who lives so deep in the jungle she's never seen a human male in her life and doesn't even know what sex is, so she becomes so fascinated with you and feels the need to always stick close and become protective without really knowing why she wants to herself.

>>47267310
Fate protects, my soul will rest in the ether far from your bad ends, unless someone I actually like try to revive me as an all-powerful undead incubus

>>47267002
>sniff her clothes back
Now we are even

Reasons to marry amazoness: look great on anything

>>47267392
Lots of love

>>47267392
lots of love

>>47267401
Always ready to kick ass and breed

>>47267408
Amazing strong warrior physique

But I want a soft wife...

>>47267420
Elite top tier protection

>>47267324
I would show her my dick just to confuse her even more!

>>47267428
Can I get the same deal daily?

>>47267428
Made to cling to, be clinged to and eat her out.

>>47267401
>I will never be a lipstick testing prop for a monster at least two heads taller than me
I think I'm just going to lie down and die, no point in living.

>>47267144
>Lich
I've always fantasized about blasting my seed inside miss lich for the sake of her experiments. Is undead pussy cold?

>>47267484
You see, because of a magic reactor effect the liches internal temperature is actually close to a normal human.
So, in other words, dat pussy be heating up like a jet engine.

>>47267494
>magic reactor effect
I'd imagine they can turn it on and off at will. Cold thigh pillows...

>>47267217
You'll get bored and summon a demon, self destruction is genetic.

>>47267166
>fun and and harmless
You die. How is it harmless if you die?

If coffee is beans, is it unhealthy for Onis?

>>47267718
Yes. If you drink coffee, you are immune to onis. Have a cup and run up to the biggest oni you can find. She can't do anything to you.

>>47266694
what clan is she?
Toreador? the hopelessy romantic ones?
Ventrue? good old arrogance with aristocracy?
Tremere? blood mages who use only the blood of their chosen "servant" because only their blood works?
Malkavian? insane wonderland vampire?
Brujah? hotheaded rebels who hate the "normal" vampire way?

>>47267484
Yes, and that’s a good thing.

Gonna go on 4mon and call dragons cringe.

>>47267879
call em dragoncels and watch them having a meltdown

>>47267392
Sorry, I don't like lesbians.

>>47267895
why do you think she's a lesbian?

>>47267710
It hurts no one, morally or physically so it's harmless

>>47267897
Aren't all amazons extremely bisexual?
That's enough lesbianism to kill my interest.

>>47267916
No but drinking goat is

>>47267870
Imagine feeling her cold pussy slowly becoming warm from your body heat as you get closer to ejaculation

It's shark week.

>>47267890
>call them dragoncels
>They have a meltdown
>They find out I'm a guy
>they do a 180 saying how I just haven't realized how great dragons are

>>47267916
I want a Bi-Bicorn.
It's going to be more fun for all of us if she joins in rather than just sitting in the corner drooling.

If you are in trouble at sea, remember to SOS
Smooch our sharks

>>47267897
Shaved sides on a woman mean either a lesbian or a psycho, and not the sexy kind.

>>47268200
What if I shave the sides of a wholesome, cute, romantic oni?

>>47268215
You should feel bad about ruining a cute oni's hair.

>>47267392
>>47268200
Are her pubes also shaved in half?

>>47267408
>>47267420
Shit looks like it was make by a 300 pound, blue haired tumbler feminist

I wish to be violated by a 300 pound, blue haired, tumble-drier automaton extremist

>>47268444
Nah, most feminists don't like long hair. This looks like it was drawn by some nerd, just like (You)

>>47268444
I want to live in your world. A feminist would make her into an uber fat 100% armor covered ugly nosed dyke that kills exclusively men.

Have you ever thought about lamia anatomy? Like, most of the human part and the snake part are unchanged, but what aboutthe hip area where they fuse? Is it like a modified pelvic bone that has her spinal column continue forward? What about their second set of organs? Do you think they have a hole on the back of the snake half that lets their snake lungs take air? I can't imagine them being able to breathe from only one orifice, especially with how big the second set of lungs would be, which also makes me think they have two separate circulatory systems.
Talking about two separate systems, i do wonder if they have a secondary brain for controlling the snake half right bellow their hips, like insects or cephalopods have.

Living with a Malkavian.

>>47268554
Magic, son. Biologist are baffled.

>>47268554
I figure the top-half of a Snek is basically just the equivalent of her [snek head&neck] replaced by the [human head,arms,torso&pussi], and all the rest of her snek anatomy is in the snek half with connections from her girl mouth down to the snek trachea and esophagus so she breathes and eats like a humangirl but all the digestion etc is lower down.

Same as how a Centaur's [upperbody] just replaces her [horse head&neck] and is basically just the spine and lots of muscles to support her head arms and those huge milkers on the slender upperbody, with the horse-sized lungs and guts in the lower half supporting all the functions.

>>47268546
So MGG then?

The young king has yet to marry, and must produce an heir to the throne soon.
I fear for the future of the kingdom. When the monsters see the family tree so weak, they will not hesitate to exploit our kingdom's vulnerability.

A new image of my vampire Rosa for you guys. Got it as a small gift from a friend. Hope you enjoy it! https://files.catbox.moe/r9kodb.jpeg

>>47268805
That's the first thing i thought too. just conect their intestinal and respiratory tracts, but their second trachea would become too long, and under all that weight and pressure it's going to collapse in on itself when they try to breathe, so that's why i thought they would develop a "blowhole" of sorts, like dophins and other cetaceans, so that their secondary lungs can take massive ammounts of air without disturbing their speech.
The same for centaurs, there is no way they could breathe the ammount of air they need to run through their nose and mouth when their windpipe is so long.

>>47268869
>MGG
MGQ

>>47268554
lamias are more like legless lizards, its like 50-50 body to tail ratio, unlike actual snakes its like 95-5 body to tail

>>47269117
You are confusing them with wurms. Lamias are like snakes(duh), wurms are legless dragons, which are similar to lizards.

>>47269180
yak milk

>>47268909
A Centaur windpipe isn't much longer than a regular horse, and their mouth isnt much smaller to act as an effective intake since horses usually just nostril breathe unless racing - and all the extra neck length doesnt require a giraffe to get an extra breathing hole below the long neck like a smoker with throat cancer.
>but, hey, if you want a snek with an extra blowhole to fuck dolphin-style, KC will probably "whatever floats your boat" it

>>47268899
Nice. Why a Welrod?

>>47268893
The Royal Chamberlain hands the Young King a copy of the Wandering Scholar's tomes to make his selection.
>later finds it with the Alp page torn out and the YK has retired to his private chambers
>the Kingdom is doomed....
> Suddenly the Royal RaepHound saves a dynasty!

Good boys get kisses.

>>47268893
An alliance with the cat kingdom is always an easy option.

Had a dream last night where I lost confidence while trying to date a chocolate ochelomeh, so she clubbed me over the head and "sacrificed"" me to mara since she was too pent up to let her prey escape

>>47269366
It would be more fun if she actually tried to sacrifice you and you were saved by a dashing HUMAN heroine.

>>47269338
fuck why does this stupid shit actually work on me

>>47268444
>durr durr blue hair pro-nouns hurrr durrr
Clean the drool off of your shirt

>>47269392
Look at the size of those blimps.

>>47269239
>all the extra neck length doesnt require a giraffe to get an extra breathing hole below the long neck like a smoker with throat cancer.
Giraffes are an interesting example because they have bigger lungs to account for the volume of dead air in their tracheas, so most "taur" mamono would present that adaptation.
Moreover, they breather more slowly, which solves the issue of the strain to the elongated trachea, which is probably the adaptation i'm looking for to make lamias more realistic.
So in conclusion, the two set of lung probably have separate functions, one mainly for breathing and the other mainly for talking, as well as secondary oxigen supply to the upper half, which means their circulatory systems are connected.
(Also no, i don't need lamias to have more holes, they already have enough. It's just pure curiosity.)

>>47269338
You can just take them from monsters and you don't even have to be good

>>47268839
>>47268860
Guys we live in a Human Empire right?
Why is our nobility all elve....!
Nothing to see here folks,Elves are our greatest allies and love interests!
Elven supremacy is Human supremacy!
Find a nice elven wife and make countless cute pointy eared children! it's your duty as a citizen of the empire!

>>47269439
It's a human empire and we put elves to work in their best place. That just happens to be in all positions of power. Now do your duty and breed more elf slaves.

>>47269380
>snatched away from monster girls by some shitty 3DPD
That would be a massive fucking waste of a dream with monster girls, I'd be actually mad when I woke up.

>>47269466
You just haven't met the right tsundere priestess girl shy about sex to live the dream with.

>>47269482
What are you even doing in this thread, fuck off

>>47269482
>worst dere
I'm now a Druella supporter.

>>47269439
Human nobles hire a thousand year old elf servant as an exotic maid, then leave him alone with their infant son and the poor kid just never stood a chance. By the time anyone realizes the damage is already done and an entire generation is subverted by the elves. This is why you should never hire elf servants.

>>47269528
>dere dere human heroine
She can't wait until the world is free of monsters to make her idyllic farm life on the ruins of their palace. Absolute zealot with a thirst for monster blood.
>kuudere human heroine
She's quiet and just follows you around. If pushed for a reason she says you seem to need the help. Still wants to be the little spoon at night to stop monsters slipping it in while you are sleeping.

The liches said that I don't know what I am doing but I will prove them wrong! I have identified several major oni burial grounds full of mighty and famous onis. I will build an army of onimushas to take over Zipangu! I will be unstoppable!

>>47269537
He better have a big ol' aquarium for her

>>47269578
>to stop monsters slipping it in while you are sleeping
That doesn't stop monsters from slipping theirs in

>>47269633
Goddamn Hellhounds.

Lims could be here.

>>47269673
I hope so. I want to make one my sworn enemy and rival

>>47267324
How does one make a tribe of Amazon's raid a cozy human village? Asking for a friend

>>47269886
proximity helps

>>47265242
THE TRANS HAGS ARE COMING
>THE TRANS HAGS ARE COMING
THE TRANS HAGS ARE COMING
>THE TRANS HAGS ARE COMING
THE TRANS HAGS ARE COMING
>THE TRANS HAGS ARE COMING
*jumps out the window*

Never post again.

>>47269944
I have been fantasizing about this image and someone does it with the wrong Koyanskaya. Could have done it with the one that actually falls from the sky but noooooo.

>>47267890
>"I don't know what you're laughing at, you're a virgin too"
>"wanna change that?"
>"yeah okay"

thoughts on brown mgs?

>>47270043
ooooo mama
sexo

>>47269886
You can summon them like demons if you make a pentagram out of protein powder

>>47270043
Almost as good as blue MGs.

big fluffy cats ! ! ! ! ! i love her!!

>>47270143
Da ba dee da ba di

>>47269943
Why?

>>47269338
Do monsters like bad boys? Since I'm bad at everything.

>>47270378
Monsters love strong manly men

Are there any stories that lean away from femdom and actually have a human stronger than (or at least striving to be equal to) monsters?

At least with MGE, it imo describes humans as being "implicitly enslaved", where any monster can charm/pheromone/manipulate a human into doing what she wants, and he won't even be aware of it (much less able to resist). Surely there are some humans who are like "fuck this, freedom or death" and find some path to power to escape that (but without going TMD after)

what would you do with cool wine aunt spider

>>47270395
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31048343
here you go

>>47269529
elvish nursemaids are too strong

>>47270395
>Surely there are some humans who are like "fuck this, freedom or death"
ao3 probably has quite a lot of stories like that. There's also that weird one about lesbian monster girls.

>>47270473
I like femdom and I still didn't really like that story...

As a single virgin male, what are my rights under Draconic law?

>>47270495
Coward.

>>47270527
I think its call basic self respect

>>47270473
>it's gonna be that one Magus story
>yep

>>47270519
Depends if you are in Dragonia or under a Malef kingdom. Dragonia is pretty laid back and a liberal democracy, disgusting I know, if you want true rule by dragons, swear allegiance to a Malef ran kingdom. Enlightened Despotism is the only way human men can prosper.

>>47270531
This doesn't really line up with the submit to mommy stuff the thread likes.

>>47270555
black claws of a scaly dork typed this post

>>47270559
There's a difference between gentle love between a man and his hag, and the cruel acts of pain and misery and complete humiliation that happen in an average "femdom" enjoyers' dreams. Make love, not pain!
>this post has been sponsored by the Eros church. Remember: a cuddle a day is the recommended minimal dose of skinship for partners in a romantic couple or a wife+husband pair. Hug your significant other right now!

>>47270559
I want to submit to mommy, not submit to woman who hates me and wants to hurt me : (

>>47270473
Good thing I read comments first.
When the monsters come, I hope you get enslaved by a dark elf, anon.

This is just me, but hardcore femdom is just as disgusting as NTR imo.

>>47270592
>When the monsters come, I hope you get enslaved by a dark elf, anon.
god, me too

>>47270588
There there.

>>47270519
You have the right to call dragons gross

>>47270603
awawawa...

>>47266637
>>47266663
How does a zombie become a gyaru?

>>47270588
But it will feel good. It also gives a bit of a stake to things when you are forced to feel good.

>>47270631
My elves. What have you done to my beautiful elven feet?

>>47267540
I want a demon to summon me. Neet, tomboy, goth, OL, CC, it doesn't matter. Just need a demon.

>>47270654
>anon wants demon to summon him
>demon wants anon to summon her
And so the perpetual stalemate continued...

>>47270663
There was a post a few threads back about a wizard and demon summoning each other at the same time and ending up in the other's empty house

>>47270654
How does one summon a goth demon GF? A spell circle made of mascara?

>>47270691
Black mascara, early 2000s music CDs, and clothes from hot topic.

If only it were that easy.

>>47270706
>Linkin Park playing from an iPod classic
>Gallons of drug store mascara
>A pair of those fingerless fishnet elbow gloves
>A carton of cream for good measure
Yeah, that should about do it.

>>47270722
>Choice A: Pull her by the arms (will result in boobs on face)
>Choice B: Pull her up by the horns (will result in deepthroat)

>>47270745
Squat deep and pick her up by the armpits. It's most comfortable for both of you and when her fat ass falls on you you'll be in perfect smooching position.

>>47270617
Zombies get dressed in outfits depending on what their owners or employers dress them up as, you can just take a Zombie from the streets and make them wear whatever you want

>>47270794
God, I don't like making girls cry, but I despise Manticores. What do.

F

>>47270786
You can do this with any monster technically. Just grab a christmas cake succubus off the street and make her dress in schoolgirl uniforms two sizes too small.

>>47270794
I had a girlfriend once, she was a cunt just like that Manticore. Not interested.

>>47270786
My kingdom for a horde of zombies in thongs, high heels and fishnets

>>47270806
I'm writing something now.

>>47270395
Read the fighting stuff by iron beast.He lets humans win occasionally.

>>47270819
>replies to post about zombies
>posts dogshit fotm quadriplegic shonen slop girl

>>47270892
But bunny ass

>>47270892
He was baiting this exact post.

>>47270819
puffy vulva

>>47270892
It was an example of what I want in a zombie

As king i shall not marry any cunning demons who may wish to pollute my blood line purple

>>47270951
Shut the fuck up retard.

>>47270951
>not marrying cunny demons
Why even live then?

>>47270617
Sometiles some clothes of a zombie get torn or otherwise become unwearable and she's too airheaded to go get a replacement so she wears less and less over time. No panties, no bra, no jacket, only skirt and white shirt and some heart shaped pasties that the Anubis upperclasswoman from the School Decendy Committee gave her

>>47270786
Kidnapping and dressing loli zombies into sexy outfits

>>47270892
>>47270960
These are the quality posts I come here for.

>>47270935
Good taste.

>>47270975
Cry about it you crossboarding faggot. Go make another dogshit gachatrash OP if you want to be a little bitch.

>>47270979
Puffy vulva is the best vulva.

>>47270951
But purple is a royal color.

>>47270833
I ought to do my part too cause I haven't started writing anything since my last one.

>>47270967
>heart shaped pasties that the Anubis upperclasswoman from the School Decendy Committee gave her
Why would she have those on hand?

>>47271037
She's an eros adherent.

>>47271054
cute bnuuys

>>47271081
this isnt MAX! cow level

>>47270395
did you feel like quoting implicitly enslaved would give it more legitimacy or something?

>>47270395
I'm in the same boat, I think that Iron beast meets your criteria, his stories are great and never devolve into HFY.

femdom is good for you

>>47270473
Despise being well written this shit is on the same level as dark soul/Bloodborne mix with MGE wanker's story and the reason why I don't enjoy magus's stories

>amazon position femdom force anal sex with cait sith
But don't worry. She used the little kitty's box before you started.

>>47271128
No thanks chief, I'm prescribed with comfydom and a little bit of maledom

>>47271134
That's ok. Some people like their steak rare, some like it well done.

>>47271154
I love when monster parts affect clothing and how monsters move and act.

>>47270951
Then you will be demoted to prince, and level drained into submission. Its for the good of the kingdom, and your new purple queen after all

>>47271134
>MGE wanker's story
who

>>47271112
Her name is Maxine, I think her mom is calling her.

>>47271037
It's a cheap solution to a common problem. For some reason, reasonbly sized band-aids cost more than pasties (and heart shaped ones are the most common and therefore cheapest, esp if bought in bulk), and the Student Council takes budgeting and accounting very seriously.

But that didn't stop the zombie gal from wearing the pasties on her face and thighs like some fashion thing she thought it to be.

The kingdom's future is in good hands with my beautiful demon daughter next in line for the throne