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>>47251406

>>47251406
Haha, bats are silly

>>47251425
I like this one in particular, she's cute.

>>47251406
Hounds in Heat, HELLHOUND BREEDING SEX FOR THE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION

Me asking the vile Dragoness if she has any last words as I raise my sword up over her head in preparation of dealing the death blow.

>>47251406
My favorite batgirls in terms of design are still from Z-ton. He really keeps a good balance between inhuman and cute.

>>47251406
>>47251425
BAT FACTS
>Bats are MAMMALS
>Bats love all the time
>The purpose of the bat is to flip out and give birth to people.

>>47251453
they're also the most mammal by species diversity

>>47251453
>>Bats are MAMMALS
Therefore it makes sense for them to have large mammaries.

>>47251460
But, but, aerodynamics....!?
I love the concept of batgirl getting teased by her race-peers due to large boobs making her flight clumsy.

>>47251460
It's all the sugar in the fruit they eat. Goes straight to their curves.

>>47251453
They scary

>>47251406
Terribly. All my attempts at finding real love have ended in failure and more and more feelings of abandonment and loneliness. At this point I just want to smash my ugly mug into a brick wall

>>47251425
Auntie please put on your swimsuit properly, you're embarrassing me

>>47251588
No.

>>47251553
>At this point I just want to smash my ugly mug into a brick wall
Don't worry anon. Stone golem-chan will give you a hug and smash your ugly mug into her booba.

>>47251588
Aunters can't help but embarrass their husbands/nephews, they must exert their dominance to chase off younger rivals. That sweet neighborgal your age doesn't stand a chance against her.

>>47251734
But I'm 43.

>>47251738
She's over 100, you are still a shota to be eaten by her.

I tricked the 100+ year old fox hag into marrying me.

>>47251756
scandalous

>>47251808
Snek on left is activating my almonds.

CAT

>>47251817
she's old, horny and sinful

I need a monster to look at me like this when I attempt to pin her down.

>>47251846
>plethora of monster girl 2hus
>specifically posts the shitty human ones
Retard.

>ribbits and croaks outside your window all night long, keeping you up

>>47251862
I don't know which tags to search for that look and I saw it scrolling through the board. Any ideas?

>>47251878
Touhou_Project, monster_girl
Faggot

>>47251865
There's a pond next to the building I work in, and you can hear the frogs croaking in it in mornings and evenings during the summer.
This actually sounds pretty chill to fall asleep to. Wouldn't keep me awake.

>>47251891
Yeah, that'll find me an expression. You've got no clue then, got it.

>>47251893
Anon, the frogs and toads croak loudly in the hopes that you'll come scoop them up or get fed up with the noise and correct them. You're not falling into the trap! Stop not falling into the trap!

>>47251909
I don't give a shit about finding some gay expression for you. Either post monster girls or fuck off.

which MGs make the best shortstacks?

>>47251946
Any mamono can make pancakes, Anon. But some are better at it than others.
Miss Arachne here is not one of the better ones.

>>47251829
Good

>>47251808
>Literal two-for-one snek
Call me Hermes because I seek the Caduceus

>>47251865
Eh, better than cats.

>>47249532
I <3 kej

>>47252018
Yeah, that was a top tier kej post.

>"You know anon, it's actually very difficult for us Dragons to get pregnant. Our big bodies absorb the sperm easily, and human sperm is typically very weak. It would take a lot for a human to impregnate a Dragon, a very lengthy and time consuming endeavor. It's a testament to the strength of us Dragons if you think about it. Our bodies filter out and reject non-draconic DNA. Almost as if our egg cells are daring the human sperm cells to try and conquer them the hard way if they really want in so bad, just like how us Dragons aren't easily seduced or beaten by you humans."

Is it koturday yet?
The meows are getting closer...

>>47252094
oh, guess i'll go for another girl then

>>47252094
I am now imagining a dragon type with the personality of a jubjub.

>Missed the toilet too many times
>Kiki now demands that she holds your weewee while you peepee

>>47252094
>Dragon gets pregnant a month later, eventually laying a clutch of 11 eggs.
>Claims that it's a coincidence.
>Yet within a month of laying her eggs, she's pregnant again.
>And again with 10+ eggs.
>Keeps happening like clockwork.
>Dragon feels bullied by her own body.

>>47252116
I would be AGGRESSIVELY missing that toilet to ensure this happens.

>>47252123
I bet you'd start drinking lots of water too, huh?

>>47252127
Soooooo much water.

>>47252094
>"oh no we don't get pregnant easily" said the monster
It's a fucking lie, and then they have the audacity to be smug when it happens. Damn them!

If a Jub is acting normal and just sitting down enjoying watching some television instead of trying to hound you for sex, would you assume something was wrong with her and try taking her to the doctor?

>>47252141
Yes.

>>47252141
have you tried turning her off and on?

>>47252141
No. Jub is allowed to do what Jub wants. If Jub doesn't feel like sex, that's fine because she probably will later.

>>47252166
I dunno, I feel like she might have severe diarrhea and want to avoid sex because of it.

>>47252141
She's been replaced by some other monster, check her for fox or danuki tricks.

>>47252094
maam I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your boobs

>>47252141
I knew it was just a regular, damn harpy pretending to be a jubjub.

>>47252178
this is worse than when the cheshire dyed her fur to pass as a werecat and had to stifle laughs when she heard bad jokes

>>47252141
her jub levels seem low, better take her to the vet

>>47252175
Boobs don't make sounds.

>>47252188
Miss Shog's boobs make sounds.

>>47252188
it sounds like a motorboat

>>47252199
>Miss Shog's boobs make sounds.
BOOOIN-OIN-OIN-IN-ING-ING-ING-GGG

>>47252207
>"Touch me! Touch me!"
>"Stop buying pizza rolls!"

I keep trying to take my Shog's shirt off so I can see some purple tits but I just end up getting my hands sticky and covered in slime!

>>47252188
If that were true then why does that holstaur's breasts make sloshing sounds?

>>47252219
Maybe you should try asking nicely first.

top of the wormy, rise and shine.

>>47252094
>She says while clearly wearing a collar and no shirt over her titanic tits

How much fame or notoriety would a human boy gain from becoming a Patriarch to a coven/group of DElves?

Too many dog girls. I'm gonna start spaying them one by one.

>>47252289
how did you get this picture of me?

>>47252303
Which of the girls are you?

>C'Mon, give in to temptation already. Fail that roll check.

>>47252094
I would give anything for a Dragon wife.

>>47252330
>an aunt saying that to her nephew on a Friday night

>>47252367
I will be platonic with my auntster
Even when she breaks out the wine bottles

Why does no one like her?

>>47252400
I do but I exist in a more northerly climate.
She'll be cold quite a bit unless her lamp has some pretty sick heating going on.

>>47252400
>big
>blue
>lewd
how can you not like her?

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread

Instead, remember that onis are weak to wearing cow print.
Getting a one in a cowprint bikini is said to greatly decrease their combat ability!

>>47252367
How awkward is it if you call your aunt 'mommy' during auntsex?

>>47252412
Depends of which hole you are using at the moment

>>47252405
>"Did someone say "burn down the thread?""

How hard do you have to fuck a mindflayer in the butt to scramble her brain hard enough that she forgets to scramble yours?

>>47252367
>breath sniffing intensifies

>>47252330
What happened to Yuuko?

>>47252400
she's a bit redundant because your wishes already came true

>>47252422
The fact that you're trying means you've already been scrambled. I mean, really. Squid ass? C'mon.

>>47252415
Well about that...
https://files.catbox.moe/awpxca.png

What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night and see a Vampire sitting on the edge of your bed like this?

>>47252468
She would probably ask you if it felt familiar inside or inside which one feels the best

>>47252477
hey, she's uninvited

>>47252477
tell her to come back to bed cause it's cold and pull her under the covers for cuddles

>>47252477
Vampires cannot enter without being invited though

>>47252477
I do not recall inviting this sultry vixen into my home...

>>47252367
So are we playing a tabletop game?

>>47252497
that's the correct answer, you win +100 wife points

>>47252482
>>47252512
>>47252513
Anon that's a myth invented BY Vampires to lull you into a false sense of security

>>47252412
Eh, take it in stride, probably? She's already having sex with a kid with an incest fetish, shouldn't be too surprising
>i'll be your mommy tonight, sweetheart, just don't tell my sister fufu~

>>47252513
>vixen
nononoNONONO

>>47252527
that fox seems to have rather lost control of herself. how unbecoming...

>>47252521
>wake up to a vampire flailing around helplessly tangled in your mosquito net
yet another to add the laundry list of vampire weaknesses

>>47252482
>>47252512
>>47252513
You dumb fuckers left the damn window open again. This is considered am invite in vampire culture. Have none of you read Dracula?

>>47252518
More like a bedtop or a couchtop game
https://files.catbox.moe/g2hc64.jpg

>>47252477
"So... you come here often?"

>>47252542
well forgive me for not reading vampire fanfiction all day, I'm not obvious bloodsucker bait like you seem to be.

>>47252553
>"To your bedroom, in the middle of the night? Yes. Very often."

>>47252116
This kiki looks a little scary

>>47252571
she's just feeding her mastah. she needs to be on top of him to feed him, very important.

>>47252563
Miss Vamp, if you're trying to seduce me, you should be baring a little more fang. You could be a dang demon for all I know.

>>47252563
>To your bedroom, in the middle of the night? Yes. Very often."
Dang. Well time to give a warmer welcome when she does then. Leave out some blood or snacks or something. Get her somewhere nice to sit.

>>47252595
Is your face available?

>>47252542
You don't coat your windowsill with garlic or keep a cross on it?

>>47252597
She's gonna have to come round a few more nights when I'm awake if she wants that particular seat.

Which one of you pranked the elven colleague?

How would your favorite Monster react to hearing the human say "But I'm a virgin! I have no experience! I wouldn't be able to please a woman..."?

>Monster Girl walks up to me
>Screech autistically to scare her away while rolling on the floor kicking my legs
This is how I protect my virginity.

>>47252631
>"I am no woman!"
>And then she transforms into a cat.
>A kitty cat.
>And she dance dance dance
>And she dance dance dance

>>47252631

>>47252631
She would tell you she loves the way you are and eases you into it.
Then you wake up

>>47252631
We go home and I get hag corrected

>>47252649
This actually made me chuckle lmao

No one talks about the different wendigo variants that ar just the glorified fluff balls.

What if I went up to the older monsters and said they were pretty?

>>47252702
You disappear into a sweater

>>47252702
brought to her book club and told to say it again

>>47252720
>Needs a sweater
This is how far they must go in order to mimic a FRACTION of the Foxes power.

>>47252778
I mean, I guess 10/1 is TECHNICALLY a fraction.

>>47252547
With a photo finish for her album
https://files.catbox.moe/hbwdzv.png

>>47252116
I hope she washes her hands between weiner-aiming and chocolate-feeding.

I used a spell that makes foxes grow more tails if they hold my hand.
My wife has 1000 tails and I must brush them all.

>>47252608
U-235
Is she a Fast Breeder?

It's koturday but I'm bed ridden thanks to my head pains, post comfydom kots

The beastgirl offers you some jerky to accompany her in her travels. What do you do, accept?

>>47252846
Tell her she's dumb, and I don't eat meat. She should have been able to tell by looking at me.
I will also say I don't eat any type of food she offers ether until she thinks I gather energy from the sun like a plant.

>>47252839
How about this kot?

>quiet, clingy fox gf saw me mirin' a holst's bountiful rack in the village
>suddenly she's meeting me at the door with a homemade milkshake when I come home from work every day
>play dumb and play along for weeks
>purposely ignore every subtle and not so subtle hint that she wants me to go after her booba
>he frustration radiates out of her like an aura. A monster is born behind her sweet smile
>on the way to work one day, I'm jumped from the bushes by the Mofu mafia, and taken to an abandoned factory
>I succumb to hours of Mofu tickle torture
>they force me to publicly denounce holst milk
>force me to drain my fox gf dry every day during breakfast

Don't troll the weird ones. Some of them have deep connections.

>>47252477
I have a salt shotgun. Normally I use it for flies, but...

>>47252876
A excellent pet

I'm going to scam MGC Big Sis state and just live a comfy NEET life on the single male social benefits but I will never look for a partner! The stupid monsters are going to wageslave for me while I do absolutely NOTHING in return!

>>47253084
>quote from anon seconds before a cow falls on him and he gets married

>>47253084
You might get away with it for a brief time, until MGC social services begins sending agents to your residence, they will stick some recently civilized monster with as a roomate in order to facilitate both of your integration to society. Those social workers are devious anon.

>>47253084
Do you really think the monster feds are not keeping a list and monitor every single, virgin male out there?

>>47253113
I don't deserve two cows.

>>47253113
>ask them for a fresh sample
>she happily starts handing me out a bottle
>"no, I meant the FRESHEST sample"

>>47253148
That's for the cows to decide

>>47253156
>*blushing cow noises*

>>47253148
Two cows deserve you.

>two cows this
>harem that
I have barely enough love for myself, let alone for someone else. How the fuck do they think it will work with even more.

>>47253324
Shut the fuck and keep sucking the milk

Don't look at me now
I'm wearing a fown
I'm tossing around
Sweat on my brow
My back to the ground

From you, just one look
Is all it took
To turn me back
To that awkward kid
Of whom I'd rather be rid
Don't look at me now
I'm shedding my old skin

As long as I'm tall
I used to be small
I could stand
On the palm of your hand
Try to wrap you in my tail
Save for your wrist I'd fail
You'd ask for a kiss
Blushing I'd hiss
But now
I'm shedding my old skin

And as I grew
My feelings would stew
And as I itched
I'd imagine us hitched
When you hear this song
It won't be long
I'm shedding my old skin

>>47253324
If you don't have enough love for yourself, then you'll need more love than one girl can give you. Now settle down and accept the cuddlepile, it'll make you feel better.

>Be hanging out with some chill, young, NEET vampire
>Having drinks and playing vidya
>You and her are both tipsy
>She offers you some of her cocktail
>Take a drink without thinking
>Taste is foul, fluid is thick
>Realize you just drank some random dude's blood
This is the REAL danger with vampires and dhampirs, accidentally drinking some other guy's blood.

Fellow ojisans be wary at night! We've received reports that elves have been finding men alone at night and baiting them with offers to watch the entirety of the Lord of the Rings extended trilogy and overnight gaming sessions of Counterstrike 1.6 and Age of Empires 2. Do NOT be tricked, they plan on having sex with you after doing those activities.

>Every popular MGE girl has cuck art except hellhound despite having the dominant, do-the-whatever-the-fuck-I-want personality
Are hellhoundfags secretly the most based monster girl enjoyers here?
I'm thinking so.

>>47253456
They make up for it in futa pictures.

>>47253448
I won't be tricked, since I play mainly single player games nowadays. I'm happy with my RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 and stuff. Also LotR is overrated as heck.

>>47253465
As long as they fuck their hubby only it's canonically okay.

Imagine going up to Monster Girl and saying "I would never hold your clamy hands"
And leaving.
:)

Hi-jinks are afoot. What music plays when YOUR waifu/daughteru does something silly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG50TsHgDTI

>>47253456
I can fix this.

>>47251406
Hey hebi hebi bang hang let's go marry marry boom boom~

>>47253456
>except hellhound
I've seen several floating around, so no.

>>47252477
she better has a bush
bald pussies are just plain boring/ugly

>>47253744
The whitest of all snakes trying to dance

Some monster deserve shitty husbands like atlas-nachos, baphos, cheshire cats, and manticores.

Some monsters deserve the best husbands fairies, sandworms, alices, and dormice.

>>47253831
And some have to marry me.

>>47253744
My cute wife dancing

>Watching your ghoul wife get impaled no your metal fence
>Freaking out because your ghoul wife got impaled
>Remembering that your ghoul wife is undead and she's in no pain or harm
First few years with undead monsters would be wild.

>>47253878
>she waggles and flails like an upturned turtle
>you have to deny her the mouthful she keeps asking for "just like this it's fine" because your desire to not see a spike going through your wife outweighs your desire to step-bro her in the proverbial washing machine

Elves.

Nergigante is in the area!

>>47254012
I really shouldn't harvest her for parts but...

>>47254012
I really shouldn't harvest her for pants but...

I feel like a pharaoh can shoot lazers from her eyes while shounting "CURSE OF RA!"

What do monstergirls think about the synapsid/sauropsid split that happened 320 million years ago?

>>47253744
I bet she gives good hugs.

>>47253850
I pity the fool who does... Devilroach

Chesh wont take off her "rape god" shirt that she bought at the Mleminem concert

>>47254377
Rape her in front of everyone

Dead hours?

>>47253912
Denying your wife a glorious imaping is like denying a man his freedom.

>>47254610
dead mommy hours

Would monstergirls abolish working on saturdays after they open the portals?

Get in the cringebox chesh

>>47254700
Kikis work 365 except for Orthodox Xmas, Orthodox Easter, and their Saint's name day.
Tismwans schedule sexx 7 days a week.

>>47254700
You won't have to work at all if you don't want to, darling. You might not be allowed to work even *if* you want to.

>>47254610
Cat hours.

>>47254778
>kikis
>orthodox
This is how you start a category A shitstorm on monchan

>>47254726
>Miss Cheshire gets in the cringebox.
>It's just me, a pile of blankets, a portable DVD player, and the collected filmography of Nicolas Cage in DVD form.
>Miss Chesh begins to panic.

>>47254815
Did you loose your virgin in the cringebox with chesho?

>>47254818
It must have been a very big box to lose a virgin in it.

Help, I'm lost! Somebody send a map! Alternatively, money, guns and/or lawyers would suffice.

>>47254852
You're on isle six, sir.

>>47254864
Ten thousand years and no promotion. The fate of the elf.

>>47254818
>Have access to the ENTIRE filmography of Nicolas Cage.
>Want to waste time having sex instead.
You will never be ready to experience the pure kino that is the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

>>47254895
Technically a fairy.
Because he's posting FGO art and just hopes no one here plays the JP server.

>>47254805
NTA, but elaborate. I'd think orthodoxy is the prevalent religion in easteurope, but i'm no expert

>>47254833
It's a large box and an awfully small chesh

Smug levels stolen

>>47254953
It's catholic for west slavs and orthodox on the east with those two sides not being fond of each other (albeit not for religious reasons).
Especially assuming that every kiki is Russian would be an excellent fire starter.

I'd let a pyrow rape me as a friend

>>47255067
It's just a practice rape--for when she gets married.

>>47255084
He's a lucky man to get a girl so willing to practice raping people she doesn't even like that way.

>>47255006
>grabbing Chesh by her scruff
"Do you feel in charge?"

How would a pyrow even rape you?
Offer you a poisoned soda?
Sedative gum?

>>47255198
She has her posse hold you down in an alleyway.

>>47255198
Drinks poisoned soda and then washes it into your mouth with a kiss

>>47255198
Well, obviously it's just a practice rape, so we'd talk about it beforehand and agree on how I'd resist and how she'll overcome that resistance.
We'd have a safeword in case it gets "too real".
My pyrow friend likes to practice a scenario where she made a copy of my key and wakes me up every morning an hour early for sweaty, girl-on-top sex while she tells me that I need to learn how to hold my load for my wife.
Then she makes fun of me for cumming too soon and kisses me on the cheek.
Sometimes she jokes about how much easier it'd be to keep doing this if she just lived with me. But we agreed that if it seemed like we were living together it'd be harder for me to attract a wife.

>>47255223
Does she offer other sessions?

>>47255223
Sweaty pyrow would ruin me.
I hope she bullies me with her sweaty tits and stuffy cleavage and pits.

>>47255241
I once asked her if she could teach one of my friends, too. He's even unluckier with women than I am! But she got really distant and sad when I asked about it, so I don't any more. I think maybe she feels bad about not being with anyone either and doesn't want people to find out. I hope she finds someone soon, though. She's such a good friend. I don't know why she's still single.

>>47251406

>>47255198
usually gyaru would try to blackmail their teacher for better grades
but she's already got straight As and still does her homework so i don't know what her angle is

Nerd gets hot sweaty gyarudom'd

>>47255241
>>47255289
The pyrow friend thing is starting to borderline on NTR. I'd tone it down if i were you before some shitposter starts using it.

>>47255325
I recognized that so I made sure that she got sad and weird at the idea. Pyrows are made for cuddling and practice sex, not NTR. NTR is for cait sith and The Mick.

>>47255325
On koturday you should only talk about doctor kot connors dastardly plan to forcefully evolve the entire kingdoms occupants to a higher state of being through the copious amount of potions she had shipped in by ropurotto extremists.

>>47255361
Even suggesting to her what he suggested is pretty bad. The oblivious protagonist is one of the worst tropes there is. Dont overdo it. Remember there is "people" just waiting to suggest horrendoust shit, like this >>47255241 retard.

>>47255406
You're very sensitive.

>>47255406
yeah, but they're going to twist whatever they want. don't chide someone for what they didn't even write

>>47254942
I dunno looks like an elf to me, she's normal-sized and has no wings.

>>47255325
NTR is a lover being stolen, if you aren't in a relationship with someone it cannot be NTR. Failing to pick up someone, or getting beaten to the punch isn't NTR in the slightest.

>Be you.
>Pyrow friend always trying to trick you into touching her boobs or kissing her or the like.
>Tell her that you do not appreciate her pranks.
>She keeps getting madder and madder at you.
>Eventually she shows up in a full tuxedo with a box of chocolates and a bouquet of roses.
>Asks to court you formally, with an eye toward marriage.
>Brings your parents with her "to preserve your chastity during the courtship process."
Finally, a proper pyrow!

>>47255425
Names Britomart, she's a fairy.
Elfin ears do not make her an elf by default.

MomDomRomCom here. I got an artwork from Yerbmeow as one of the randomly-chosen contest winners!

Thank you to Yerb for the cute Ushi.
Thank you to Dogfaced for running a contest that I can win!
Because the winners were chosen at random.
And thank you to all the hot spider ladies out there. You're the real inspiration!

>>47255546
cute cow

>>47255560
You can tell she is cute because she's a librarian, the cutest of all job titles.

>>47251878
Type in “zhu” “monster” and “moron”. It worked for me, picrel!

>>47255546
>Glasses over sash
CUTE

>>47255425
the faerie folk of british arthurian legends does look more like elves than the tiny fairy like Tinkerbell we'd come to associate with the word. But similarly, in scandinavian/finnish mythos a "tryllo fraulen" aka a troll woman, actualy means "woman of magics" or a witch, and the confusion is made by Jotun Trolls aka Jotun Mages that were big and lived in the mountains but it was the jotun part that made them big mountain people, not the troll part.

Mythological BS mixed with simple language mishandling like this is fascinating somehow, or i might just have autism idk.

>>47255649
Nah, it is genuinly interesting.

>>47251865
you ever think about fucking a glass frog girl, where you can see her organs while you're distending them?
haha yeah, me either

>>47255546
What's in the book?
>>47255649
Cool beans actually

>>47255690
>Ara?
And then the marine biologist fell in love

>>47255711
Looks like it's volume 1 of Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

>>47255807
i don't remember if ushi was vol1 or vol2 but it would be funny if she made some edits on the ushi oni entry

>>47252095
yes. Dogs tremble in fear.

>>47251406

>>47255841
I like Cu Siths, I don't like the cats

>>47255892
The dog has nicer booba. Fluffy paizuri sounds soft.

Spider facesitting.

Just say the magic words and stick it up her spinneret.

>>47255940
I would gape a spider's spinneret

>>47255929
With her big fluffy spooder abdonem?

>Be Robin Hood-esque rogue.
>Big, floofy spooders are transporting goods into a mansion.
>Grab unto underside of the biggest, floofiest spooder to sneak into mansion.
>Rob the place blind.
>Sneak out on your own.
>Floofy spooder waiting for you.
>She's been jillin' like a villain waiting for you to escape.
>Pounces on you like the giant jumping spooder she is.
>Falling in love wasn't part of the plan!

>>47255985
You should have taken into consideration the fact that you would make her your accompice by having her transport you.

>>47255546
What a cute nerd

Yo, anon-yama!

>>47256161
>Yo, how the hell are yah?

>>47256088
How could anyone have predicted that a huge, floofy spooder would react that way to being grabbed onto by her soft underbelly for an hour?

Slumber mouse love <3

>>47256161
>>47256183
I want to attend the rough school on the edge of town, they seem like nice girls

Be fruitful and multiply

i'm starting to think it wasn't a real haunting

>>47256245
>Be fruitful and multiply
>multiply
But that's an adder.

did anything change in the last three months

>>47256249
What do you mean? She's haunting your bedroom, ain't she?

>>47256285
you got a little older

>>47256285
I coomed to ghouls.

That's a new one for me.

>>47256288
shouldn't there be a grudge, or regret, or personal tie to the area? or is it just a ghost-flavored stalking?

>>47256285
Be the change we all need

>>47256299
What are you talking about? She's lived in this place for 90 years, if anything you're the intruder

https://x.com/AlexDoheny_W/status/1809578408353091953
New girl is some undead plushie, KC patreon got nuked. That's about it.

>>47256245
With your auntster
https://files.catbox.moe/3o9c32.png

>>47256285
It's summer now.

>>47256245
i want to make a sister into a mother superior

>more than half of 2024 has already passed

>>47256322
I need a sleephors so I can at least be comfy in my sleep.

>>47256328
Time is an illusion anyway

>>47256339
I like the idea of Nightmares *absolutely hating* that name, and considering themselves "Dream Horses." They're just such docile, subdued creatures that Nightmare is a terrible name.

>>47256450
but she's also the mare that comes at night

>>47256455
But nobody likes bad dreams, a.k.a. nightmares. Would you want to be named Anal Fissure?

>>47256450
and mindflayers would rather be called brain tinglers

>>47256502
braineater squids

>>47256450
Smol

>>47256464
>Would you want to be named Anal Fissure?
That was my stage name.

>>47256522
Noodle noodlers

>>47253456
Anon, Hellhounds are the prime bulls of monster girl cuck porn.

>>47256590
>excited bicorn noises

>>47256425
This fox is bast.

>>47256220
Most people would have predicted that if a spider lets you grope around her fluffy crotch for an hour it's because she wants you there more often.

Female reindeer are called cows.

Whitehorns are cows.

>>47256522
Well, considering squids are cephalopods, they probably call themselves the brain arm people.

>>47256655
its easy to be a cow
even holsts arn't the best cows

>>47255985
The underbelly is where the real spooderpussi is, between the girlpussi and the spinnerpussi
>rogueAnon humping her spooderpuss on every step of his 'stealth' entry, ofc she was waiting

>>47256464
Anne L. Fisher
I think she's one of GapeAnon's failed competitors.

>>47256739
Objectively false.

>>47256628
Only cats can be bast though.

>>47256856
But that's clearly a dog!

>>47256655
She's better be hiding some nice cocoa dispensers under that thick jacket.

>>47256764
RogueAnon just had his eyes on all that filthy lucre! He majored in thievery and burglary in Adventuring School, not Interspecies Romance! That's more of a bard major.

>>47256904
it's tough when you're trying to be an honest highwayman getting that cash but the before you can demand any money the monster's already slipped off her panties, hopped in your arms and called you a roguish knave for kidnapping her

>>47256997
>Giant spider hops into Rogue Anon's arms.
>He collapses to the ground.
>"Oh, la, la! Couldn't resist taking advantage of me?"

Turn that shit off, poser. I only listen to trve Volcanic hound metal.

>metal
I'm gonna mindbreak the hellwans with horrific harsh noise till she overcomes her trash taste.

>>47256595
You realize it's all futa, right?

>>47257161
I'm intrigued and would like to know more.

>>47257187
It's a one way ticket to hell and everyone else is the ride.

>>47257209
Interesting. Can Miss Hellwan push the cum button in my booty hole with her love wand?

I do not trust any monster without pointy ears.

>>47257225
sad fire rat noises.

>>47257228
Large Mouse is also sad.

>>47257225
that but pointy teeth and black sclera

>>47257217
Like all mamono, she's a love machine. Of course she can. You might even get addicted to it and want to go around impaled on her constantly.

>>47257234
monster idle poses are so silly

>>47256595
>>47257161
>>47257187
>>47257209
>>47257217
>>47257240
Holy mother of /trash/spam

>>47257254
thanks detective

>>47257254
It's fun to shitpost MGE hellhounds a little when they get overposted.

Heckpuppers are good girls and no amount of faggotposting is gonna change that. Rope yourself.

>>47257277
Where is her suit.

So... Monster girls huh? There pretty swell.

>>47257298
They DO swell up from time to time, yes.

>>47257313
That's knot what I was expecting.

>>47257313
They need some help though

>>47257327
it's a ruse, she's only become more powerful

>>47257277
I want cuddle up with heckpupper... I don't even want sex, just want to lay in her arms...

>>47257342
>I don't even want sex
You will get both.

>>47257342

>>47257298
Imagine if monster girls happened but they acted like the thread and got deep into judging you for your fetishes.
>"Mating press? Absolutely not. Prepare for more cowgirl sex."
>"Emotional support? No way fag. We're LUST demons."
>"Druella was right about human men from here."

Monster Girls act tough but once you draw the anti rape square they ain't shit.

>>47257362
Well that'd be deeply uncomfortable and I'd excuse myself from the room.

I wish to die underneath a hellhound's ass and be revived from her hellhound butt mana

>>47257386
That can be arranged.

>tell hellhound "see in you in hell" before dramatically dying
>she picks you up from hell's lost and found a couple minutes later

I believe in dragon supremacy

>>47257362
>Meanwhile I was using the thread to counter all Monster Girl Sex attacks
My mere virginity alone would DESTROY them.

>>47257386
>butt mana

>I consent
Hellhound defeated, I cannot be raped.

>>47257491
manticores left in shambles

>>47257491
>I cannot be raped
That's the spirit.

How much is a jarred slime worth?

>>47257491
>"Well, I don't." she replies smugly, "so it's still rape!"
>Rapes you
hellhound not so smart but she got the right idea

>>47257491
get statutoried

>>47257534
That's kidnapping Anon, let the poor girl out.

throw anon in the slime jar

>>47257608
i demand to be thrown into the shog jar instead

>>47257277
Hellhound more like cuckhound

>>47257608
thrown in dark mage's "slime" jar

Wow this thread is terrible

>>47257277
Hellhound more like HellYeahHound

Reject nigdog, retvrn to succ.

>>47257665
okay

>Orderites can't handle spicy food

>>47257665
It's pretty much the default state. Sometimes we post new images. Those are fun.

>>47257725
Yeah we can. It’s just that the damned monsters out all of their aphrodisiac stuff into their food.

>>47257744
Nice no monster girls in that picture faggot.

>>47257751
Those girls aren’t long for their humanity. They will be dark priests before you know it!

>>47257744
Where monster girl?

>>47257766
Human women are the real monsters

>>47257714
Nay, my life for sithis!

>>47257362
Tell Druella to say it to my face

Malef blessed Hellhounds, under the benevolent dragons influence their ferocity is boundless.

>>47257859
We both know she won't. Druella can't talk to a MAN without having a nervous breakdown.

I daresay none of you would talk so boldly in an actual Lilim's presence.

>>47257850
I like my Onis bigger, meatier and pale

>>47257987
Why would I be in the presence of such a high profile mamono in the first place. I'm just some random dude.

>>47258000
>marry unpopular royal like cait sith
>get invited to all the big parties
It's easy.

>>47257987
i'd be careful around the queen of hearts but the others are lightweights

>>47257603
Will she restore my HP if I do?

>>47258039
... eventually.

>>47257987
Eh I'd respect Lilim jokes aside but I'm not gonna really respect someone just because they have a powerful mom. Course I wouldn't antagonize them unnecessarily either but still.

Foxes in spats.

>>47258061
yeah

>>47257987
OK, if you're gonna be all, "Let's talk about this in the real world," then...
>Only way I'd imagine meeting a lilim in a casual setting is if she broke into my house.
>At that point I'd probably just try to avoid having her marry me, since that's the most plausible reason a mamono breaks into a single man's home.

Sag hex

Echidna though

>>47258155
This is barely an MG but I like the outfit.

I'm gonna tell an Anubis she has good taste.

>>47258115
Whats with all the bottles? Why does she look like she's planning something bad?

>>47257665
Whats terrible about it?

How do I stop kots from lazing on my model train set? Those trains need to get to their destination but there's always a kot paw or kot tail in the way. Sometimes they even swat the cars off all together.

>Anons start talking about MGE again
>Gacha spam and furshit starts being posted like crazy
Really makes you think

>>47258195
Run the electric can opener.

>>47258200
I don't see any furry stuff.