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>> No.46996272
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46996272

No.

>> No.46996328

slutguya

>> No.46996357

Ugly whore

>> No.46996371

>>46996328
>>46996357
How many cocks do you think she goes through in a week?

>> No.46996385

I'm on the side of Earth (and most youkai from this planet).

>> No.46996471

>>46996385
So you stand against Mokou the Murderer?

>> No.46996498
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46996498

Maybe if Mokou had been a better daughter, her daddy would have loved her as much as some random woman he just met.

>> No.46996572

>>46996471
I'm on the side of the pale blue dot!

>> No.46996601
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>>46996471
Moonies are murderers too, you know. They're just callous and stuck up about it.

>> No.46996719
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>>46996601
Kaguya has never killed anyone, and goes out of her way to look for non-violent solutions even for dangerous situations that would warrent it.
She's a good girl, y'know, unlike the forest hobo who spent three hundred years murdering innocents left and right.

>> No.46996776

>>46995828
Paizuri

>> No.46996916
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>>46996328
>>46996371
She's got a long way to go to catch Byakuren, the Patron Saint of Sluts
>>46996776
Yes

>> No.46997581

Man if I saw Kaguya in real like I would do my best to ignore her because of my autistic belief that if I give attractive women so much as a glance's worth of attention, they win.

>> No.46998582

>>46997581
I would do the same but because I would be to shy to do anything

>> No.46998905
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>>46995828
Annoying...

Can't you see I'm trying to woo the Doctor?

>> No.47002124

>>46995828
Pretty girl. Don't know her though.

>> No.47002164

>>46998905
Kaguya has already taken the rest of the attention Eirin would ever give to you it's too late

>> No.47004863

>>46995828
From the movie? Wasn't she a kid?

>> No.47004914

>>46998905
Even the girls go crazy for the Doctor's P-Cups.

>> No.47007474
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>>47002164
A thousand years of tardwrangling the princess must have weakened Eirin's ability to deal with chronic laziness enough for me to slip in and seduce her.
If not, I'll die trying.

>> No.47007647
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>>47007474
And while you distract Eirin, I'll befriend Kaguya.

>> No.47011896

>>46998905
>>47007474
The doc is a better choice anyways. Godspeed.

>> No.47014285

true

>> No.47014315

>>46996601
I'm tripping right now, I thought this was a gif and she was breathing

>> No.47014835
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47014835

>>46996601
Mokou is a smelly hobo.

>> No.47014914

>>47014315
She is breathing, she's coming for you Anon

>> No.47015882

>>47014835
Why is chibi kaguya wiggling her boobs at me?

>> No.47017315
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>>46995828
Kaguya-sama, I broke into you're house while you were sleeping and stole your shit

>> No.47017441
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47017441

>>46995828
Cute Hime

>> No.47017545

>>47015882
princess wanted to show you how bouncy she is

>> No.47019500

Pressed flower bookmark with Kaguya and Mokou!

>> No.47022316

>>47017315
Dies that mean you complete all her Impossible Requests in one night?

>> No.47025782
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>> No.47026324

>>46995828
Eientei is a den of little boy diddlers and it is time we addressed that.

>> No.47026332

>>47026324
I never knew I still counted as a little boy...

>> No.47028781

>>47014835
Mokou is a magical hobo

>> No.47028858

>>46995828
Kaguya needs more screentime.

Please let her be playable in one of the future games

>> No.47028872

>>47028858
I've been thinking about playable Kaguya a lot recently. What would her shot type be?

>> No.47028882

>>47028872
stupid, ugly, and stinky just like her

>> No.47031131

>>47026324
We need to nuke that bug nest asap.

>> No.47031636

>>47019500
What does that even mean?

>> No.47034813

>>46995828
Why is she so smug?

Dumb fugitive

>> No.47034981
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>>47031636

>> No.47035448

>>47034981
ooO000 aaaaahhh

>> No.47037058

>>47034981
Sounds good to me

>> No.47040228

>>47017315
Anon that's illegal. You better return it before Eirin catches you

>> No.47040357

>>47017315
She has all the time in the world to find you anon you're fucked

>> No.47041447
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>>47040357
It's fine, he just needs to say he's sorry and promise to be better next time.

>> No.47041725

>>46995828
Sex with this smug moonie

>> No.47042039
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47042039

flatguya

>> No.47045009
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>>47041447
Only if he's really really sorry

>> No.47048444

>>47017441
Very cute, I forgive her for being a filthy lunarian

>> No.47052242
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Kaguya went swimming

>> No.47052444

>>47042039
A breast envy princess is pretty funny ngl

>> No.47055123

>>47052242
I wonder if Kaguya kills herself in creative ways when she's board

>> No.47055216
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>>47055123
>when she's board
But she's always board, a cutting board!

>> No.47055412

What would happen if Kaguya found out that Eiren was the one who killed her adoptive parents?

>> No.47055701

>>47055412
What if she already knew.

>> No.47055780

I went down the Kaguya futa rabbithole. So much delicious potential.

>> No.47055820

>>47055780
Share with the class

>> No.47055912

>>47055780
>rabbithole
Well, that answers who the bottom is.

>> No.47056080

>>47055912
Funny you say that...

>> No.47057030

>>47055780
Elaborate

>> No.47059979

>>47055216
All 2hus are flet depending on who draws them

>> No.47060688
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47060688

>lives on bamboo forest (eats bamboo)
>Doesn't do much
>Not very sexual
>Cute charm compells all those around her to love and pamper and protect her
>Lazy
>Pale skin and black hair I.e white fur black fur contrast
The princess is a panda.

>> No.47060953
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>>47042039
>>47055216
>>47059979
delet this Kaguya is for big, Mokou for small.

>> No.47061244

>>47060688
This also explains why nobody could get with her. Too lazy to breed

>> No.47062773
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>>47060953
Both are made for big.

>> No.47062798
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47062798

>>47062773

>> No.47062996

>>47060953
I am in love with the shape of Kaguya

>> No.47064099
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47064099

>>47062996
Are you in love with her body?

>> No.47067889

>>47064099
Sex with the Hime

>> No.47068074

>>47064099
Hime-same, please cover yourself...

>> No.47068087

>>47064099
do you ever think about how many times Mokou has seen the princess naked and vice versa but they've NEVER done the logical thing a man with a healthy sex drive would do
it's fucking ridiculous

>> No.47068093

>>47068087
>fucking ridiculous
Well anon, mokou is a women not a a man. Of course she wouldn't do what a healthy man would do, are you retarded?

>> No.47069018

>>47068087
Mokou and Kaguya are totally hatefucking.

>> No.47069394

>>47069018
They'd first have to hate each other, which is just fanon

>> No.47070661

>>47069394
Yeah I believe only Mokou hated Kaguya but now she kinda doesn't care anymore if CDS is anything to go by

>> No.47072079

>>47017545
That's very lewd of her, why would she do that?

>> No.47072185
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47072185

The Hime is evil and needs to be deported soon alongside her henchman if we want to save Gensoykou

>> No.47072653

>>47072079
The Hime finds your reactions humorous.

>> No.47073664

>>47072653
The Hime needs to find some hobbies otherwise people might start calling her a slut

>> No.47073798

>>47072185
Such cute shoes.

>> No.47074413
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>>47068087

>> No.47076253
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47076253

Maid Kaguya

>> No.47076416
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47076416

CDS has done wonder for Kaguya's reputation

>> No.47076483

>>47068093
>>47069018
Well they should.

>> No.47076765

>>47076416
>CDS has done wonder for Kaguya's reputation
For non-secondaries who can read, yes.

>> No.47078354

>>47076416
We knew that the NEET thing was just a fanon meme already.

Though it is nice to see it get reaffirmed again

>> No.47078399

>>47078354
Isn't she literally a NEET, though? Kaguya doesn't work, study or train, as far as i'm aware.

>> No.47078885

>>47078399
She's responsible for Eientei's defensive system as explained here >>47076416.

Plus even if that wasn't the case, she's the boss of Eientei and an Aristocrat, so I doubt she can be considered one. Otherwise the likes of Tenshi and Remilia would be NEETs as well.

>> No.47078956

>>47078885
Tenshi is a literal neet, unironically.
Remi manages her estate
Kaguya manages defense and as a noble women it is literally her job to be pretty and do pr, which she clearly excelled given the popularity of her little lunar expos. You can't fail to mention how it is hers, and Eirin's presence that keeps the moonies from going 'fuck it' and glossing the place.
Kaguya is a top level princes!

>> No.47080137

>>47078956
>Eirin's presence that keeps the moonies from going 'fuck it' and glossing the place
That's news to me, when has that been stated?

>> No.47080289

>>47080137
Not really, but I'd just figure its a consideration consideration Eirin likes gensokyo and wants to live there a while longer. I figured they just bullied Yukari with the whole 'I'll kill you all" thing to keep face

>> No.47080481

People only want Kaguya for her money

>> No.47080549
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47080549

>>47080481
I want her guardian for her body though

>> No.47081239

Brain damaged and disturbed,
I will never "bump" you sirs.

>> No.47081395

She has become a bit to popular for my taste

We need more Kaguya slander

>> No.47081503

>>47080549
I love the doc and I want to go bra shopping with her.

>> No.47081627

>>47081503
People don't go bra shopping in Gensokyo, they simply pay Alice to make them their clothes

>> No.47081654

>>47081503
Why would you want to buy a bra? Isn't that gay?

>> No.47081673

>>47081654
My dear autistic anon, it's obvious Eirin will do all the shopping. Your only job is to tell her she looks good after she tries each bra or other clothes.

>> No.47083266

>>47078354
The NEET meme just comes from a line of the second chapter of CiLR:
>Even though I understand it, I can't put it into practice myself. And I get the feeling that there are many people, not just me, who aren't working for the good of other people.
>When I tell Eirin about these worries of mine, she avoids the question and says, "Kaguya, just worry about doing what you, yourself, want to do. If there's nothing you want to do, then make finding something to do your job."
So it's at least directly based around something canon, it's just that some people took it to an extreme for fun.

>> No.47083321

>>47081503
If you really loved the Doc you would have helped keep her thread alive!

>> No.47083335

>>47083321
Childish way to try to measure something precious like love but you do you my friend.

>> No.47083484
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>>47083335
How do you define true love for Eirin then?

>> No.47084920
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School Girl Kaguya

>> No.47085177

>>47084920
I want to be her teacher so bad...

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47085978

I introduced Kaguya to my other friend Tenshi!!!

They don't seem to get along though...

>> No.47086877

>>47085177
I want to be the jock having raw unprotected sex with her at the end of every date..

>> No.47087274

>>46995828
Now that I think about it, isn't Kaguya one of the 2hus who has no friends?

>> No.47088941

>>47087274
She has Mokou (sort of), Reisen, Tewi and Eirin

>> No.47088953

>>47028872
Hollo song of the Birds actually had her playable and she had a well rounded coverage type shot like Yuyuko in IN tho I'd honestly rather see Kaguya in a fightan like how ZUN wanted back in hisou

>> No.47091769
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>> No.47094279

>>47084920
Lost Word sometimes delivers some great designs

>> No.47095592
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>> No.47095716

>>47055123
Maybe she plays kills herself after playing Monopoly or Sorry

>> No.47096294
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>>47095592
I still can't fucking believe this is official

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>>47095716
This just gave me awful idea.
-
"Haha, guess I lose again." Kaguya laughed as I once again beat her in a game of Seven Wonders Duel. "These outside world oddities are sure interesting, say, do they prescribe a punishment game?"
"Punishment game? Like a penalty if you lose? I don't think so, that might count as gambling and there's some strong laws against that..." I tell her.
"Ah, it doesn't have to be money though and it makes the game more interesting. I know! How about you give me a punishment?" She happily asked.
I thought for a moment, maybe make her stand on her head for ten seconds? Ah, but I'm worried about her constitution of a young lady, then again, I'm told this girl is a princess, won't I get some 'capital' punishment if I make her do anything weird?
I shrug "Sorry, I can't think of anything."
"Oh, then how about I pay with my life then?" She says, taking out a knife from her robe and slitting her throat.
I'm stunned for a moment as her blood sprays across the room, my face, and she falls backwards, before reality comes crashing back in.
"No, no, no!" I yell, bounding over her and tightly pushing a cushion against her neck to stop the fountain of blood coming out of it. "Somebody! Please!!" I yell. My efforts appear utterly ineffective as the color quickly fades from the Princesses cheeks and her eyes grow dim.
"No, please, God no, Stay awake, please stay awake!" I yell, crying hysterically at this point.
"What's all the commotion?" The head doctor asks, walking in.
"Doctor! She- the Princess is bleeding out! She cut her neck and-" I stammer before Eirin raises a hand.
"Princess Kaguya, please stop these burdensome pranks, you've covered your guest in blood and now he's shamefully on top of you." She sighed.
"Ahh, but it so much fun acting!" A voice below me said. Looking down, I saw Kaguya staring back up at me, no longer bleeding. "Rather bold of you to hop on top of me like that."
"But you, the blood, all that..." I struggle to understand, falling backwards. Unbelieving of the events that just took place, I run my finger along my face and still find the blood that had sprayed onto it.
"I'm immortal silly!" Kaguya said, striking a pose. "A little cut to the jugular isn't even a hangnail to someone like me!"
My eyes go hollow, the happy, blood drenched expression she wore now was entirely unlike the cold, lifeless one I just saw. I stare at her, frozen, but tears still falling down my face.
"Ah, did you think I was really going to die and it hurt you that much? How cute." She says hugging my head. "Everyone else is so used to it, this is kind of refreshing!"
Blood, there was so much blood.

>> No.47096995

>>47096294
what's unbelievable about this drawing?

>> No.47097332
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47097332

>>47096554
No wonder she has no friends if she thinks these kinds of pranks are funny

>> No.47097345

>>47096995
her butt

>> No.47097385

>>47096554
It must be a wonderful thing for the Hime to find you worthy to splash her own blood on.

>> No.47097442
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47097442

>>47096554
Does Kaguya find it entertaining to traumatize people?

>> No.47097456

>>47096554
Haha, what a cute lil' lady.

>> No.47100247

>>47096554
That's pretty funny ngl

Kaguya has a great sense of humour

>> No.47100895
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47100895

Reimu is being mean to the Guya.

Very Rude!

>> No.47100928

>>47096554
How would the 'guya respond to me responding to this sight by (loudly) slurping up as much blood as possible?

>> No.47101043

>>47100895
Based poverty miko.

>> No.47101336

>>47100928
She might find it funny.

Kaguya is rather weird, she invited Alice and Marisa to tea dispite thr fact that the latter made it perfectly clear that they (or rather she) had only come to Eientei to steal stuff

>> No.47101426

>>47101336
How was she being weird? She was just making the best of the situation.

>> No.47104168

>>47101426
Because normal people don't do that thus making Kaguya abnormal otherwise known as weird

>> No.47106419

>>47097332
Humor is subjective and I'm sure she can make many friends with said sense of humor...

>> No.47108924
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47108924

>>47096554
The Princess has a great sense of humor

>> No.47112164
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47112164

Military Guya

>> No.47116222

>>46996328
Quite the opposite actually

>> No.47116654

>>47096554
Kaggers is a little goober

>> No.47117016

>>47116654
Kaggers, Teruyo and Guya

The Hime sure has a lot of nicknames

>> No.47117544
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47117544

How unhealthy...

Tge Hime should workout more...

>> No.47119308

>>47117544
I wonder how she hasn't gotten fat yet

>> No.47120230

>>47119308
Hourai Elixir

>> No.47121354

>>47119308
What he said >>47120230

Plus she regularly fights Mokou to death so that probably burns a lot of energy

>> No.47121680

>>47119308
I like to imagine that things like gaining weight or other non-destructive transformations are possible for Hourais, but since she and Mokou are constantly killing one another, she just resets to her thin self daily. ||And since Chang'e doesn't have anybody to kill her, she's stuck in any transformed state.||

>> No.47121973

>>47101426
Mind if I steal stuff from your house anon?

>> No.47122111

>>46996498
Maybe if Kaguya wasn't such a bitch she wouldn't be a friendless loser and would've been a playable character

>> No.47122219

>>47121680
Do we have canon information if this is possible for Hourais? I know that aging and getting sick is impossible for them, but I don't think it was ever stated if they can gain or lose weight. Like does their hair also get greasy etc.?

>> No.47122447

>>47122219
Mokou used to have short black hair but now it's long and white

My assumption is that change can only occur to them if they themselves agree to it otherwise they remain eternal

>> No.47122702

>>47122447
I've always wondered if her hair changed to white immediately after she became immortal or later on in her life

>> No.47122794
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>> No.47124763

>>47122702
I think we know

>> No.47125412

>>47122794
Goddess Guya

>> No.47125645

>>47124763
I don't think we do

>> No.47129137

>>47125412
She might actually be one

>> No.47129172

>>47122794
I read that as anal 'guya, the only thing that tipped me off was that the image didn't have anything to do with the hime's butthole.

>> No.47130721
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>>47129172
I think you might be dyslexic.

>> No.47132045
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47132045

>>47096294
>>47097345
Holy shit. Canontards on suicide watch. Official depiction of Hime with a body befitting of someone of her beauty. No wonder Eirin abandoned her moon life...

>> No.47133131

>>47117544
I thought she would be stronger considering all the battles to the death she has with Mokou

>> No.47133134

>>47133131
Maybe the hourai elixir keeps gobbling her gains when reviving her

>> No.47135282
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>>47133131
It's a gag manga. Hell maybe she's playing up how tired she is. She does have a bit of a similar streak to Tewi.

>> No.47135776

>>47133131
Home isn't athletic sure, but its clearly played up like tewi able to casually find anti tank mines

>> No.47135818

>>46995828
The Cuck where every girls in her house are better than her in term of simple beauty and sexiness.

>> No.47135833
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47135833

>>47135818
I dont see hoards of man going on suicide missions for the hand of anyone but Kaguya in Touhou

>> No.47137556

>>47135833
Yeah that simple fact will always make Kaguya stand out in terms of beauty

>> No.47140136
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47140136

Marrying Kaguya

>> No.47140357 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.47140435

>>47140357
Knew it.

>> No.47141930

>>47122447
>>47122219
More notably, Kaguya was turned into 9-cm tiny baby and shoved into a bamboo stalk to be found by her adoptive father.
It is from the tale and isn't shown on screen or even in memories, like with Mokou, in Touhou itself, so unreliable narrator is very much in play, but there must be something to it - it's hardly believable that Taketori would adopt random noble-looking adult young woman just lying there in the forest. And while it's arguable whether Mokou's case is a side effect of ingestion of Hourai elixir itself, or even Sakuyahime's influence, with Kaguya it's clear-cut that lunarians somehow changed her body for this exile after she drank the elixir. Though apparently it didn't last long and she very quickly grew back to normal.

>> No.47142124

>>47140357
So small...

>> No.47142261
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47142261

This is my wife.

>> No.47142278

>>47142261
We know, Eirin

>> No.47142282

>>47142261
Dad...?

>> No.47145000

>>47142261
I don't remember posting this

>> No.47145018

>>47142261
Your wife has a dick ( a pretty dick).

>> No.47145098

>>47145018
Yeah my dick belongs to her and her alone

Also thanks for calling it pretty anon, it made my day

>> No.47145149 [SPOILER] 
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>>47140357

>> No.47145189

>>47145098
No, your wife's futa dick is great and I'm addicted to it.

>> No.47145512
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>> No.47147443

>>47142282
Son?

>> No.47149811

>>47140136
I love Kaguya's outfits, by far my favourite things to come out of Lost Word

>> No.47152951
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47152951

Dear Mario, please come to Eientei, I have baked a cake for you.
Yours truly,
Princess Kaguya, Teruyo

>> No.47153495

>>47119308
She most likely doesn't eat all that much plus she burns calories in other ways

>> No.47155161

>>47152951
Does the Princess need to be saved from the Castle

>> No.47155358
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47155358

Given the Heian era, there was almost certainly a time when Kaguya got her eyebrows shaved, face whitened, and teeth blackened like in the Ghibli adaptation of her legend.

I actually like the look of blackened teeth, because I'm a psychopath.

>> No.47156731

>>47155161
Yes, Bowser has Moon Fever, and kidnapped Kaguya.

>> No.47156888

>>47156731
I see. Me and Bowser are one and the same, after all.

>> No.47159271

>>47156731
Eirin is going to murder him so hard he won't appear in the after life

>> No.47160292
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47160292

>>47119308
she has

>> No.47162770

>>47159271
Will she reward Mario if he rescues Kaguya?

>> No.47163531

>>47162770
Of course. But first, Mario shall collect the five treasures that had been scattered across multiple castles. Good luck!

>> No.47163904

>>47070661
Kaguya was pretty much just playing along for her own entertainment

>> No.47164233
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Kaguya-hime's delicious, grabbable waist...
The fact this woman isn't real tears at my sanity every day.

>> No.47164595
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I honestly don't know how many Kaguya pictures I have.

>> No.47164683

>>47164595
Not enough.

>> No.47164985

>>47096554
Instant HateMark2
But okay it was pretty funny actually.

>> No.47164998

>>47164985
Hate mark? Kaguya seemed to be pleased with his concern, though.

>> No.47165006
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47165006

>>47135833
They have eyes but they can't the Mts Tai.

>> No.47165015

>>47165006
What were we talking about? Something about suicide missions? Sorry, i got distracted...

>> No.47165437

>>47164595
Why is the Hine being such a creep?

>> No.47165530

>>47165437
She likes lurking around the Bamboo Forest. Is that a crime?

>> No.47165623
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>>46996371
There was an entire book written to answer this question.

>> No.47165635
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>>47155358
This is one of the best Ghibli movies and no one appreciates it because a) it's not Miyazaki and b) it doesn't look like other commercial anime

>> No.47167600

>>47155358
No wonder Kaguya was considered to be super beautiful is this was what she s up against

>> No.47167624

>>47141930
>it's hardly believable that Taketori would adopt random noble-looking adult young woman just lying there in the forest.
It is believable. He and his wife had no children and would instantly understand her importance given her otherwordly and radiant beauty.
>Though apparently it didn't last long and she very quickly grew back to normal.
I think she wanted to live life on earth so put herself in that state.
>>47160292
Very bigly princess, in all the right places.

>> No.47169432
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47169432

Which 'Guya is your favorite?

>> No.47170975
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>>47169432
Canon Guya

>> No.47171015
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>>47169432
This one. Would headpat and give her ice cream.

>> No.47171059
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>>47169432

>> No.47171069
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>>47169432
My favorite is Momiji.

>> No.47171071

I remember that gif of her torturing a poor soul...

>> No.47171406
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47171406

>>47169432
Fusu Guya

>> No.47171916

>>47165530
No but she scared the shit out of me

This shit is why I stopped going to Eientei and just prey to the local gods for health instead

>> No.47172925
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>> No.47173869

>>47169432
I can't decide. They're all so cute. Especially the ones with her sleeves in frame.

>> No.47174279
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47174279

She is a loving and caring master.

>> No.47174420

>>47174279
Why do those inaba all have assholes for mouths

>> No.47176728

>>47174420
Eirin's uses them for a lot of fucked up experiments

>> No.47178367

I will introduce Kaguya to Warhammer and other super large time consuming franchisees so ease her boredom like DC or Type Moon

That was she has something else to do other then taking care of her little tree all day long and I get a friend with mutual interests. It's a win win

>> No.47179244
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47179244

>>47169432
Pic related

The one you posted looks creepy and a bit disgusting.

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>>47171069
Think you're a comedian, huh?! We should teach this guy a lesson!

>> No.47179455
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>>47179244
That's it, your testicles are done for.

>> No.47180166
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>>47178367
I will introduce her to Star Wars and it's Expanded Universe! Books, video games, movies, comics, table top role playing games and more! I'll also make sure that she never knows about Disney star wars! Picrel is me stopping multiple anons from telling her about that!

>> No.47181830

>>47180166
Anon, what a man you are...

>> No.47182750

>>47180166

I'll introduce her to naval history and teach her about every single documented battle, vessel, etc.! I will also teach her about shipbuilding, naval logistics, strategies, uuuoooo..... Kaguya would become 100% boatpilled and I'll be the reason.

>> No.47182759

>>47182750
Drach pls go

>> No.47182806

>>47182759
Wha? I'm not British!!!

>> No.47184821

>>47179455
Let her try, I'll sue and have her ass deported back to the moon

>> No.47184898

>>47179244
This is best Kaguya for sure

>> No.47186172
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>> No.47187675

>>47178367
Training Kaguya and Mokou to play tabletop wargames! They become the greatest tacticians in Gensokyo! They become your finest generals when you declare your intention to conquer the moon and take your rightful place as the new Lunar king! Marrying both of them and using the entire national budget to find a way to escape the heat death of the universe with your two(or three) cute immortal wives!!

>> No.47187889
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>>47180166
Star wars talk may be the real cure to the Hourai elixir, because she's gonna fucking die of boredom

>> No.47187903

>>47187675
Now that sounds like some genuine fun, imagine those big room spanning games and seeing it to completion every time. Hell even my gm heart gets tickled imagining the long running campaigns

>> No.47187976

>>47187903
Imagine spending 50 years developing a campaign setting and then you can't get everyone in one room to play more often than once every ten years FUCK

>> No.47188245

>>47179455
Why does Spacezin draw Kaguya so creepy?

>> No.47188324

>>47187976
Oh God, truly a curse worthy of the hourai, is this what eirin meant...?
I wonder if I should get Tewi to join the party... or if I'd have to start weighing the dice...

>> No.47189500

>>47188245
It's his fetish

>> No.47191244
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47191244

>>46995828
Love the Hime

>> No.47192093

>>47188245
I find his interpretation of her funny. It reminds me of Bernkastel.

>> No.47192372
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>>47181830
>Anon, what a man you are...
Thank you anon. You have to be this way if you intend to ever serve and love the Hime...
>>47182750
>I'll introduce her to naval history and teach her about every single documented battle, vessel, etc.! I will also teach her about shipbuilding, naval logistics, strategies, uuuoooo..... Kaguya would become 100% boatpilled and I'll be the reason.
I want to do this but with warfare in general. Although I feel we'd be learning together instead of me gushing about it to her.
>>47187889
>Star wars talk may be the real cure to the Hourai elixir, because she's gonna fucking die of boredom
You'd have to be pretty fucking boring yourself to not like the setting. Were the pre-Disney books too hard to read, the games too fun or the movies too entertaining for you?

>> No.47192474
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I've started learning moonrunes a while back but I didn't have any media or community to immerse myself in, and my motivations were weak, so I eventually gave up after learning all hiragana and a bit of kanji and basic conversation.

I also had a lot of trouble with memory and coming up with mnemonics.
For example: 姫 hime. My brain can hardly come up with a way to associate that kanji with princess (I can kinda see the crown on the right part, and the kanji structure of woman but then it also risks becoming queen, and ojo also follows a different kanji structure so I can't find a pattern),but in general I lack the creativity to do so (for example, why is 女 woman??? Because women are holes??). I could theorically just brute force it by repetition, but it's very tiring and time expensive, and I'd have to do it for basically every kanji in existence, not even counting that my sight is very poor, and I can hardly read the kanjis and therefore I have an even harder time memorizing them.

Sorry for the sperging.
I'm cope learning still. But if you have tips and tricks for brainlets, I'm all ears.

>> No.47193197

>>47192474
>didn't have any media or community to immerse myself in

/djt/ brother.

>> No.47194547

>>47186172
God I wish that was me...

>> No.47194967

>>47193197
Nta but I've been to that thread, it's as unusable as any other general and the user base actively sabatoges you. Literally anywhere else is better for everything but compiled resources

>> No.47197010

>>47179455
That's not pretty, that's terrifying.

We're people in ancient Japan really into this?

>> No.47198560

>>47191244
Kaggers needs to know what personal space and privacy mean

>> No.47199048
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>>47197010
Hey, Spacezin Kaguya is an elegant lady.

>> No.47199077
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>>47169432
Do you really need to ask?

>> No.47199209
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>>47181830
>onionwars
ew
Just give her some fujo targeted manga and shell be ok

>> No.47199521

>>47199077
That's one big Guya

>> No.47201232

>>47199077
Fatty

>> No.47201537

>>47174420
You don't want to know anon.

>> No.47202386

>>47199077
Look at this smelly harlot. Only the bravest can correct her.

>> No.47203230

>>47199077
What has Eirin been feeding her?

>> No.47204429
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>> No.47204431

>>47203230
Literal litres of estrogen.

>> No.47205768

>>47199077
I want to drown in the Hime's fat body

>> No.47205822
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>>47203230
Anything she desires, she's not picky when it comes food and luxury.

>> No.47207735
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>>47199077
>>47199521
>>47201232
>>47202386
>>47203230
>>47204431
>>47205768
>>47205822
I love FATguya so much...

>> No.47207906

>>47207735
because she's the best Guya!

>> No.47207929

Reproduction.

>> No.47209243

>>47207929
Propagation.

>> No.47209264

>>46995828
I WANT TO BREED KAGUYA
I WANT TO BREED KAGUYA
I WANT TO BREED KAGUYA
>>46995828
I WANT TO BREED KAGUYA
I WANT TO BREED KAGUYA
I WANT TO BREED KAGUYA
>>46995828
I WANT TO BREED KAGUYA
I WANT TO BREED KAGUYA
I WANT TO BREED KAGUYA

>> No.47211234

>>47209264
You should have replied to the FATrraisins posts. She's the most breedableguya.

>> No.47211287

>>47211234
If you like Guya, every Guya is breedable.

>> No.47211459

>>47211287
Yes bit to varying degrees. FATguya looks like she can birth 3 babies at once and her tits have enough milk for me-i mean the babies. Her body is pure fertility.

>> No.47214421
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>>47211459
The point of FATguya (like any other fathus) is that you have something extra in your hands. She's like a marshmallow you'd like to feel, squish and touch just to see her struggling. Cute and yet sexy at the same time. The more she moves, the more she'll sweat. Combine her sweat and smell and you'll have a powerful aphrodisiac that will keep you awake for hours.
Slender and normal Kaguya is sexy, more royal and mysteriously charming.

>> No.47214935
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>> No.47216421

>>46995828
Filthy xeno scum

>> No.47218845

>>47214935
What's that looks supposed to mean?

>> No.47218900

>>47218845
>>47214935
That's the moment Kags decided that she can never let you go. Get ready for two aliens with inhuman intelligence to gaslight you into never wanting to leave Eientei again!

>> No.47220668

>>47218900
They should just make him immortal for safety's sake

>> No.47221218
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>> No.47222999

>>47214935
I don't feel safe anymore

>> No.47224671
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>> No.47224685 [DELETED] 

ENTER MOGUYA

>> No.47224692
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ENTER MOGUYA

>> No.47224716

Crush my balls princess

>> No.47226846

>>47214935
You're about to get Eternal'ed

>> No.47229197
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47229197

>>47169432
Stareguya

>> No.47229259

>>47214935
What a nice stare, doesn't mean anything malicious I'm sure...

>> No.47230767

>>47214935
No wonder some people think she's evil

>> No.47232761

>>47214935
>>47229197
Stop looking at me

>> No.47234225
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47234225

>>47232761
No.

>> No.47234323
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47234323

>>47214935
Almost..

>> No.47236058
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47236058

The most intimidating stare...

>> No.47236139

>>47236058
AAH!

>> No.47236970

>>47234323
would you let kaguya NTR you?

>> No.47237064
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47237064

>>47236970
Kaguya is the one getting NTR'ed

>> No.47237085

>>47237064
So cute. Kagu really is a haremchad waifu. Makes sense given the era she came from.

>> No.47238440
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>> No.47238594

>>47236970
Her standards are too high to even have a proper partner so she could be easily be a cuckqueen, she won't even care about that shit.

>> No.47240561
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47240561

>>47237064

>> No.47243868

>>47237085
But I just want Kaggers

>> No.47244306
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>> No.47244370

>>47232761
She's going to look at you for an eternity she won't look away

>> No.47244465
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>>47240561
Kaguya's Husband's sex toy Mokou

>> No.47244504

My futa Kaguya appreciation renaissance has made a very happy man.

>> No.47245025

>>47238594
>Her standards are too high
What are her standers anyways? Does she have any or is she just not interested in romance?

>> No.47247234

>>47207735
She's great when I'm horny but afterwards...

>> No.47248649

>>46995828
I will spank this smug moonie so hard, her butt will be redder then Hecatia hair

>> No.47248923
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>> No.47250090
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47250090

Farewell Kaguya

>> No.47250102

>>47250090
but there are still some bumps left

>> No.47250108
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47250108

>>47250090
I almost forgot, thanks anon!!!

>> No.47250125

>>47236058
She knows what you did

>> No.47251160

>>47250108
Fuck you Kaguya!!!!!

I don't see anyone around you, you're alone too

>> No.47253298

>>47250090
This Thread might end but Kaguya is eternal

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>> No.47254141

>>47253298
the eternal neet

>> No.47256602

>>47254141
>>47076416
That has been disproven already!!!!

>> No.47256660

>>47254141
Eternal feet
>>47256602
Expecting anything besides fanon/people needlessly shitting on touhous from /gaypee/ is a big mistake on your part.

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>> No.47257485

>>47257395
Kinky~

>> No.47259816

>>47256602
neet and hikki are not the same thing

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47262283

Look at all this meat

>> No.47262349

Kaguya won.

>> No.47263861

>>47262349
What?

>> No.47264208

>>47263861
The prettiest Princess contest.

>> No.47264264

If only you knew what I've done during my futa Kaguya discovery journey...

>> No.47264780

>>46995828

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