/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47208540
The beach?

there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape

>>47208581
Kelp doesn't handle wear and tear well?

It's knight time.

Encountering creepy, perverted, delusional dork mage that lives by herself while walking alone in the woods!

You have gained the attention of a 1000-THR "Earthmover" automaton.

Best monster for grooming into daughterwife?

>>47208599
If she's perverted I bet she would enter with me into the Summer gaping invitational for amateurs

>>47208636
Out of all sex sports this is probably the one I want to see the least. Not enough sex, too much anus.

>>47208632
Dark Elf.

>An important component of summoning is knowing the true name of a creature
>Cheshire decides to fuck with one of the court magicians of the Red Queen's court by performing a summoning to prove anyone can do it
>You find yourself summoned into the depths of Wonderland
>How could this be? No way she knows your true name, you've never even been near Wonderland
>Check the summoning spell, see the true name is listed as "Tom"

I want a huge buff super drunk oni to barge into my house and collapse on top of me while I am in the bed and completely smother me.

>>47208588
I believe that's the joke, yes.

>>47208550
Cute dead lady.

Come on, become one with shog. You know you want to.

Kikimora > Shoggoth

Monsters live off the spaghetti spilled by Anons.

>>47208745
What if the kikimora licked you?

>>47208740
I think I'll just intertwine with a kiki instead, thanks.

I will kick a Baphomet and call her a little runt.

>>47208752
I need to remember to put it in my pocket next time.

>>47208745
>>47208755
Your loss. If you wanted she could even meld all three of you together.

>>47208687
>cuts to her on the ground getting mating pressed and feebly struggling against a boy who doesn't even reach up to her stomach
Lmao

>>47208766
Hard pass. Someone else can enjoy the maid slime.

>>47208761
Please be nice to monstergirls. And I mean all of them.

>>47208781
I will kick the Baphomet twice and call her a pathetic little pipsqueak and then laugh at her when she starts crying.

>>47208766
>shog going around melding everyone she sees
>60 people so far
>you think you saw a few legs sticking out but she just calls that teething problems and beckons you to her

>>47208791
Okay, you chose the wrong monstergirl for that. A baph is far more likely to get angry and swing you around by the leg like a stuffed toy.

>>47208794
Shoggy, I appreciate the thought... but 60 girls is far too big of a harem.

>>47208754
If a kikimora licks me, she's instantly #1 in my book.
I have a tongue fetish.

>>47208795
No way. She's just a dumb little goat. She will get upset easily at being bullied and then cry. I will derive amusement from making her cry and picking on her and nobody will help her.

What is it like at the Malef Queendon's immigration office as opposed to the Dragonian one?

>>47208828
Not much, the dragons are smaller.

>>47208805
Anon said this and then later when he actually tried to do it the Baph beat him to a pulp with her own two fists and then he had to go to the hospital for emergency medical care and the doctors say he'll be bedridden for a month while his broken bones recover from the trauma.

>>47208828
Probably boring but in the cat kingdom immigration office you get a free cait sith partner to gently acclimatize you to living there.

>>47208687
Reincarnating and traveling the world a thousand years later only to have the Oni that felled you in your previous life take one look at you, challenge you to a drinking contest after realizing who you are and having a bed shattering fuckfest afterwards.

i want to get an oni so drunk she won't care when I huff her big red armpits

>>47208905
Pretty wings.

Planetshog wants you Earthanon

>>47208930
hellstar remina went a little different

>>47208930
Getting with a queen shog and turning an entire planet into innumerable of your children sounds nice.

>>47208575
Imagine walking up to chesh and telling her she's very funny, and has lots of value, BIG value.

>>47208930
and how's this silly planet meant to get me?

>>47208941
whisper in your sleep for you to wander out into the wilderness

Cheshire won't be so smug when you grab her ass and spread her cheeks and give her a creampie.

>>47208941
Mindwurms

Kikigoth
Shogmora

>>47208956
>Kikigoth
Her makeup game is strong.

>>47208956
>>47208973
I now have a powerful need for goth kikis

zombie kiki

Awkwardly standing in the corner near the food table at a wight's party because you somehow got invited there despite not knowing anyone there and being completely out of your league!
Spending the rest of the party spilling your spaghetti while a wight attempts to talk to you!
The wight becoming increasingly pushier and you becoming even more flustered and awkward!

>>47209047
sometimes dead is better

>>47209066
What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger.

>>47209047
Thick undead children = First class wives

The bakery that I run is much better than the one across the street that my rival Miss Troll runs... I will never let her outbake me in this competition.

>>47209031
I wouldn't have gone in the first place because I'd have thought the invitation was a scam or something.

>>47209255
Royal girls need love too.

>>47209260
then they best start putting on maid outfits and blend in with the staff

>>47209298
I want one

>>47209298
Yeeeepeeee

>>47209260
Royal monsters are super sexy, some of the best girls.

>>47209326
it's unwise

>>47209329
Some of them struggle to find love.
>>47209298
what a cutie.

>>47209298
Serval error

My story just hit 10k words and likely has a couple thousand more to go. While I won't be submitting for the contest, you can expect something within a week. Really looking forward to reading everything!

Wights give the best scalp massages.

>Dragons are really cool, right? Imagine how cool you'd be if you had a dragon. Everyone would see you riding around on a dragon and be like "wow, look how cool that guy is".

>>47209446
Big scaly claws typed this post

You who would delve into the deepest parts of wonderland in the name of fortune and glory beware. At the heart of the darkest forest lies a monster of purest chaos. The original trickster, the primordial chesh.
And she wants kittens.

>>47209444
Zombies try their best when giving a massage

Monsters post portals trying to speak english as their 10th language
>I will bouncy bouncy of the chest to you, yes?

>>47209446
That tail... I want to touch it.

I will insist to Miss Succubus that I'm perfectly fine being all by myself since I've lived alone for a good five years in peace. I'll even show her my minimalist setups in my house to show her that my hygiene and cleanliness doesn't suffer from being alone either. I take good care of myself. She will see that I am right and accept that I can be alone and stop bothering me.

>>47209458
That doesn't look like a massage

>>47209459
This is such an underrated concept. There's no way in hell any monster girls from a different dimension are going to speak our languages here. Language barriers and gaps are gonna be so cute, confusing, fun, challenging, and erotic all at once.

>>47209353
Nicely done. keep at it. is it ocelomeh?

>>47209468
>Chesh has an existential crisis because none of her puns translates well into earth languages

>>47209478
I will learn her language so she can make fun of me properly

>>47209468
Indeed, I like to imagine monsters from Zipangu would learn to speak engrish with the typical mispronunciation of "r" and "l", for our more demonic and mortally challenged gals, the black speech of mordor is unfathomable but the demons, hellhounds would try their best to convey their feelings the only way they know how.

>>47209469
Yep. Image is relevant. Going to try something different than what I've done so far.

>>47209455
okay but like, 500 minimum

Need me a shirohebi that can barely speak English and has to transmit her thoughts and ideas through actions and gestures.

Speaking of transmitting thoughts, I like to believe with an extended life and a prolonged marriage to a single monster girl, that you gain the ability to read each other's thoughts; not in a literal sense where you hear her voice in your head, but in the sense that you can articulate all her thoughts and feelings without her ever needing to express them through language. And she can do the same to you. And you're both entirely accurate, no misunderstandings or misconceptions. Merely from the fact that you've lived together and known each other for so long and have developed such a deep intimacy with and affection for each other.

I wonder how long it'd take to achieve this level of intimacy.

>>47209574
>but in the sense that you can articulate all her thoughts and feelings without her ever needing to express them through language. And she can do the same to you. And you're both entirely accurate, no misunderstandings or misconceptions
There is a level of loneliness that is hard to express off this.

>>47209446
I genuinely think dragons are cool

>>47209446
Well, she's not wrong.

>Demon picks up English fast
>Starts whispering to you in her literal Infernal accent
>It's more hnnngh-tier than Russian and French combined

>>47209582
Apologies, but I'm not sure what you mean exactly.

>>47209592
Ooh, ooh! Language exchange time!

>>47209574
that's why she's called your other half

>>47209596
>Flirting with your demon wife in Infernal at the local park
>Tell her that her eyes are blacker than the deepest abyss and more red than the purest virgin's arterial blood and you could stare into them until heaven crashes to earth (high skill level demon flattery, BTW)
>She giggles, twirling her hair and all
>Both of your body language is nothing but open and playful
>No one knows a damn word you're saying
>Look up and the busy park is now completely deserted
>There's a yellow puddle near the swing set
Every time. Why are people so close-minded? At least you can always get good movie seats.

>>47209645
surely adding a prey animal like a rabbit to a manticore chimera will remove the aggressive temperament with no other easily foreseeable consequences

>>47209661
>She picks up the rapid breeding nature that rabbits are known for
>No other character traits changed in the manticore
Oops....

>>47209668
Sounds like a win-win situation.

koturday over.

>>47209668
It could be worse. She could become vegan.

You might think you are making good progress in learning infernal, but it all falls apart when she starts talking back in infernal slang just to fuck with you

>>47209700
Even worse, your new hellwan gf/wife is talking to her sister about you and you don't know what they are saying.

I don't want to learn infernal. I want to learn whatever crazy hibbity-bibbity language this fine-looking lass uses.

>>47209709
I really liked gazer in monster girl labyrinth.

>>47209709
language lessons via hypnosis

What if I successfully managed to somehow knock an Ogre that was trying to rape me out with a punch to the head? Granted I'd probably end up breaking my fist but what would she think of that once she regained consciousness?

>>47209766
You better get married before she wakes up, is all I'm going to say.
but even that might not save you

>>47209766
Little roughhousing before sex never hurt anyone. Just make sure you put her in bed and greet her with breakfast when she wakes up.

>>47209766
You should move her to bed and queue up the shrek movies

it's tough being the lifeguard at undead beaches

>>47209836
They don't need to breathe, you're literally hired as a professional kisser.

>>47209836
Specially when they don't breathe

what are your mg's thoughts on evil sandwiches?

>>47209836
What kind of experiments is loli lich running at the beach?

>>47209848
being sandwhiched by 2 evil? or being made a sandwhich by evil?

>>47209836
>first day being a lifeguard at an undead kingodm beach
>almost right away a little Lich in an even littler swimsuit is dispassionately calling for help
>just wants to get "rescued" and carried ashore in your arms

>>47209850
Mostly sunscreen-related. Look at her glowing white skin! You can't ruin that with a suntan.

woiuld maxwell's demon be too abstract to be an mg?

I have ophidiophobia! Lamias must stay away from me!

>>47210060
Patrician choice--you shall get one of the many upgrayedds to the mere lamia, then!

>>47210060
>ophidiophobia
isnt that the natural human state?
ik read somewhere that primates evolved our eyesite and pattern recognition part of our brains specifically just to avoid snakes

>>47210060
gesundheit

>>47210060
What's that? You love Shirohebis? Hey everyone! ANON LOVES HEBIS! THIS GUY OVER HERE, HE WISHES HE HAD A HEBI RIGHT NOW!

>>47210093
What, no. That's not fair. I actually DO love hebis and that guy's just being tsundere.

>>47209994
>sunscreen experiments
I've seen this in zipanguese picture books many times. First you're just putting it on her back, then she tells you to keep going so you move to her thighs, then her butt and after that everywhere including under the swimsuit.

Need snek

>>47210115
snek?

SNEK!

>>47210138
SNEK?!

>>47210147
How would she react if I told her I don't like it when she hurts herself like that?

>>47210151
She'd break down in tears at your robust declaration of love.
Then 24 hours of sneky-snek snek coil snek snex.

I HATE SNAKES I HATE SNAKES I HATE SNAKES I HATE SNAKES I DON'T LIKE VENOM I DON'T LIKE FANGS I DON'T LIKE FLICKING FORKED TONGUES I DON'T LIKE SCALES I DON'T LIKE TAILS! SNAKES ARE BAD!

just do snek

https://imgbox.com/g/Xdp3WhTim7 https://imgbox.com/g/IDBuXRxVI2
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>>47210183
Why there's 2 of them?

>>47210138
snek clothes

>>47210183
neat

>>47210183
fish

>>47209721
Omelet du fromage

>>47210277
That's not an accurate translation! She's eating a cheeseburger!

Me patting a thick little Hellpup on the head and telling her there's no way a cute little creature like her could be a rapist before I pick her up and invite her into my house to have some hamburger steak.

>>47210183
Big candle

>hug slime/shog/candlegeist
>get sticky and drippy goop slathered all over your body, ruining your clothes and hair
And that's why I would never date one of those kinds of Monsters.

Koturday.

>>47210352
Taco flavored kisses.

>>47210300
>Subverting expectations, she does not rape Anon then and there
>Doesn't even try
>Instead she enjoys her delicious meal, then goes on a GOMAD training arc
>Returns five years later, a head taller than Anon, milky, and bear mode with thighs that could crush a watermelon by accident
>"I can rape you now."

>>47210361
But she won't have to.

>>47210183
https://imgbox.com/RMGFyasd
This image is broken.

>>47210360
I hope it's mild flavor...

>>47210394
Nope, Flavored with The Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango

G'night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to enjoy the coming fireworks and, if needed, get your girls some earmuffs so beastmen girls don't suffer from the booms.

>chases you down in the forest
>corners you against a tree when you run out of stamina
>steps towards you, looking menacing and super evil
>literally striking the fear of god and death into you with her towering, bulky visage obscured by the shadows alone
>causes you to burst into tears begging for your life while staring you down with glowing eyes that pierce your soul
>then she just outstretches her arms at you and goes "Hugs?"
What the fuck is Bogey's problem?

>>47210506
it'll take forever to wash the dirt out of her
what's she doing in a forest?

>>47210506
>KC makes a Seaport-tier girl
>Wraps her up in a terrible aesthetic
It still hurts

>>47210595
Bogey looks better than your discount oni though.

>>47210643
Wrong. The stuffed animal aesthetic is awful

>>47210643
>discount oni
Good. I love things that are on sale

>>47210844
>on sale
Gonna do the buy 2 and get 1 for free deal
Nothing will go wrong with this purchase

>>47210595
I like the plush aesthetic. Means she's easy to carry and way cuddlier than a normal monstergirl her size.
But I like seaport too so idk, maybe i'm too easy to please.

>>47208626
>hard working, highly capable and big money making
>by law of monster girl anatomy has pussy
I'm taking it. We're gonna fill every parking lot in mile radius with our little diggers.

is it still koturday?

>>47211137
imagine the massage from her purring

How many monster girl cities and or demon realm states out there have it tradition and culture where males officially fill the role where women are the stay at home spouses who take of the kids, clean and cook and be house husbands while the wife/wives are the working bread winners of the home. I mean surely in a lot of or most MGCs and demon realm states, it is a cultural norm for men to be stay at home husbands who have it easy as the women now fill the responsibilities and jobs men would've normally been responsible to.

Also it has to be norm, culture or outright tradition for 90%-98.99% of males in any MGC or demon realm states to be groomed from early childhood/boyhood to be a good husband to a loving monster wife and be educated or indoctrinated that procreating and cumming inside your monster wife is a civic duty. And when a boy is now 15-16 years old, shall now be married off to or paired with a loving monster wife.

>>47211137
It's always koturday in my mind
>>47211166
Getting head, thumb locked in her fluffy ears while she purrs would be divine

FOUL HELLSPAWN, I BANISH YOU BACK TO THE DARK FLAMES OF THE BLACKEST PITS OF THE UNDERWORLD

ded

>>47210595
>>47210844
God I love seaport so fucking much

Imagine the first thing the demon does when summoned is take care of the hand you cut for the summoning?

>>47211291
Wait you just need to cut one hand? Fuck, I lost an eye for nothing

>>47211304
get a gremlin to make a robo eye that shoots lazer beams or some shit

>>47211309
>gremlins dont like hurting people
>get robot lazer eye
>lazers cant cut or burn, but can still phisically hit
FELLAS, WITH GREMLINS WE CAN MAKE THE PUNCH DIMENTION!

>>47211322
It could shot a demon silver magic missile
>>47211309
I will if they let met have leave the psych ward first, something about self mutilation being bad

Stay a while and listen

wurm

>>47211526
Ah yes, the free colonoscopy wife.

>>47211544
>burrows out of the ground
>grabs marshmallow cat
>refuses to elaborate further
No Attenborough documentary will ever be enough to explain these things

>>47211544
Wurms suck! That's why I'm going with this upstanding young lady that is most definitely not one of those smelly lizards!

>Be Order aligned nation peasant
>Got conscripted due to some stupid ass leader several thousand miles away wants to make war with the demon lord
>Been on the frontlines for nearly a month with minimal contact with the enemy since apparently they don't kill us humans
>Though the DL's army does love to harass us by shaking their bare asses and tits at us from across no mans land
>Finally orders come down from on high that we are going on the offensive
>Right from the start it's a shitshow
>CO was snatched in the middle of the night without even a sound
>We continue on with the planned offensive
>Make a big show of charging across no mans land yelling and making a big fuss
>Get to the monster lines
>WTF? Ain't no one here, find the CO's clothes shredded apart, poor guy must have had terrible things done to him
>We all get settled in on the new front line when we begin to hear drums beating from all around us and laughing female voices.
>

>>47211563
>wurm pops up from ground
>grab the nearest marshmallow cat and squish it
>rates it in terms of squishy and nyas
>anon keep trying to reveal the wurm secrets nut fails

>>47211570
Here is the siege snek
Rumors are the she is a wurm but she also claims the snek title

What would a wedding for a shog be like? I can't picture one having a "normal" wedding with a white dress and a priest.

Heaven or heaven.

>first date with Ryu
>ask her about her hobbies
>she says she wants to learn more about Earth's weather patterns
>she starts dropping into Zipangese words that don't quite translate into English
>but overall you understand that there are a lot of small differences from the weather back home that don't make sense to her yet
>she asks if you want to come with her
>it sounds pretty boring but she's cute and you want to spend time with her
>second date with Ryu
>ride on her back while she chases a hurricane across the Pacific Ocean

What's the quickest way for a human woman to get monsterized?

>>47211732
Dark matter vat or lilim conversion therapy or get the Demon Lord herself directly involved if possible.

>>47211732
Drink a Succubus Nostrum.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Succubus_Nostrum
There's other ways to do it, but that one's simplest.

>*BOOM*
>*CRASH*
>your front door gets fucking ripped off the hinges
>Miss Devil Bug steps inside
>"Hi anon. As you can see, I've grown a lot since last time we've met. I hit up the gym and made sure to drink plenty of Holstaur milk to buff up."
>"Anyway, I didn't destroy your door just to tell you that...."
>Miss Devil Bug stomps up close to you and looks down at your now comparatively smaller form
>"You've been mean to me all year long, denying me every time I kindly asked for your leftovers because I was starving, name calling me, telling me I was a "disgusting pest" that should be exterminated, flashing me with bright lights to chase me off when you know I can't really stand them. Well, I just wanted to say, there will be changes around here now."
>"How does it feel to be looked down upon the bug you bullied so much before?"
What would you do in this situation?

>>47212111
Ring the dinner bell and yell to my spider waifu it is dinner time.

>>47212111
Genuflect

>>47212111
Bop her on the head with a fly swatter.

>>47212111
Inform her that she has the wrong person, as I am a bug loving pervert and would never do such a thing.

>>47212111
But I would never do those mean things, I've got a butterfly net in my house to help bugs out if they accidentally get in so they won't die in here, I help earthworms off the street and planted clover in the backyard for bumblebees

>>47212111
I knew this 200000 lumen flashlight would come in handy sooner or later.

>>47212111
Flyswatter before she can even begin monologuing, as usual. And if it doesn't work, the flat and solid heel of my shoes should slap some sense into her. Assuming, of course, that the commotion doesn't attract the attention of my Kikimora wife who has a much better way to deal with pests: years of military-grade training and a secret stash of bondage gear

>>47212111
I apologize and explain I was just being tsundere because I was struggling to overcome my phobia of bugs to admit I had feelings for her secretly. It's the excuse that always works.

>>47210183
Welcome back, man.
>>47210193
500 is the image limit per gallery on Imgbox.

headpats for the anons who asked last thread. https://imgbox.com/g/7k1IJJ81rH

marry and have children wiith elves

>>47212339
God I wish that were me

>>47212111
I would never treat a devil bug like that. She must have me confused for someone else. Someone she deserves better than, from her description of him.
Bros, why do we always fantasize about mamono going for men who treat them badly?
It's not fair to them, especially given just how many of us would be happy with a thicc bug or a scary spooder or shorty baph.

>>47212482
>we

>>47212494
>wuz

>>47212111
>"gawd damnit woman! how many times do i have to tell you?"
>"foxes! im only into foxes"
>"i know your games, now get outta here before i call an eros agent."
>she scampers out at the threat
>"and i dont even like fit ladies, the gall of that leftover stealer"

>>47212504
>KRANGZ
https://files.catbox.moe/ds8pkg.gif

DANCE
Into the fire!

you would not engage in intercourse with monstra grill. what would your parents think?

>>47212752
>what would your parents think?
"At least he's not gay."

>>47212752
Probably something like "At least this loser is getting some action after all these years."

I will grab Pharaoh and Apophis's hands and I will put them together and tell them to make love and not war.

>>47212752
They only talk to me when they need something anyway

>>47212752
When I was 14 or so, my parents asked me what kind of girls I like (they were--sigh--concerned I'm gay).
I told them "freaky goth chicks."
They told me to answer them seriously.
I said "Freaky goth chicks!"
They decided that meant I just didn't want to tell them.
Gonna be so smug when they meet my banshee wife.

>>47212836
Your parents won't like having her over, her wailing will keep them up at night

>>47212927
Honestly, with how loud they keep the TV in their bedroom, I'm not sure they'd notice.

>>47212752
I'd just pick a vampire. Mom would 100% approve. Buffy, true blood, the originals, fright night, queen of the damned, underworld, van hellsing, etc. She loves that shit.

Her defenses are impregnable. Give up now.

>>47212339
Not the anon who asked for it, but love the dragon.

beware of mg gyarus

The Demon Lord, her Husband, and eldest daughters have decided to make a compromise to all of humanity:

Not every single human woman will be monsterized or turned into a monster girl. But in turn, 95% of human women will now be turned into Regura and or Raita artstyle anime women. Yay or nay?

>>47213236
Gyarus are the best. Which non Pyrow monster would you like to see gyaru-up the most?

>>47213256
kiki

>>47213256
Jinko, still big and buff like normal, but with the clothes, make-up, and behavior of a gyaru.

>>47213282
And I'll add that Minotaur is close second with similar appeal.

>Military Drums sound effect

>>47213282
>>47213276
I'll do It. Kiki or Jinkorino?

>>47213466
Kiki if this post ends in even numbers, Jinko if odds

>>47213497
Tiger Gal It is

>>47213497
I like those numbers.
>>47213466
Thanks for taking it, man! I'm interested to see you draw a girl with muscles, but if you don't I'm sure I'll love that Jingyaru too.

>>47213371
I don't understand dress uniforms. She's a sergeant, but has all those tiny little colored things on the front? What are they? What could they possibly signify?
Nice legs on this kitty tho

>>47213684
Medals bro. A Soldier can't be walking around clad in metal like a russian general. That's why soldiers get full sized medals only at the award day, after that, you wear that tiny colored plate at your chest to signify that you were awarded that particular medal once

>go to Wonderland while the footie is on
>witness a drunken wock in a Norf FC shirt fighting a drunken chesh in a Souf FC shirt while a group of trumparts try to pull them apart
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Getting drunk off oni sweat.

>>47212339
ms kiki is a silly girl

>>47213256
Spooder

>>47213761
East meets west in a double ceremony?

Today I will post a Kejourou

>>47212752
Knowing my father he'd try to ask me what I paid some poor young woman to dress up as a Medusa.

Karate salamander whants to fight!

>>47213110
Her style is impetuous. She's brutal and ruthless.

>>47214158
I miss when karate wasnt seen as the joke matial art

>>47214158
i'd like if ms sally demonstrated wrestling holds on me

>>47214140
So, what did you pay her?

>>47214222
bout tree fiddy

>>47214190
Depends on the varient
Kyokushin karate is a go to for MMA for the striking part of their style.
The REAL joke matial art for anyone seriousiously researching marital arts is Akido (akijujitsu is the actual functioning)

>>47214231
Hey now, Steven Seagal is really impressive when he throws people around in those aikido shows! He barely touches them and they do a flip!

>>47214231
>marital arts

>>47213689
perfect

>>47214255
eros also knows kung fu

>>47214255
I will show the Haku my
[Forbidden Skill]
~Bridal Shower~

>>47214255
Haku is huge! That means she has huge guts!

>>47214222
My left eye.

>>47214249
He just knows gravity magic from fucking a dark mage
He doesn't. monsters wouldn't like a man who cheats on his wife, and is known to perv on women while married and has several sex assult allogations

>>47214231
>>47214249
What about the Dim mak? The more I read about Count dante the more he sounds like a fanfic OC.

>>47210352
It's Sunday.

>>47214249
What would be the MGE version of a Segal movie?

>>47214339
Count Dante once tried to blow up a rival dojo with dynamite, he's literally Jackal from Fist of the North Star

>>47214366
Steven Segal vs. a Seagull

>>47214366
Years ago people who disliked MGE didnt like how "invincible" the monstergirls were
take that concept of an invincible monster, then attatch it to a slightly chubby succubus and crank it up a few notches

>>47214339
Pretty sure we've made plenty "touch of CUM" jokes, or something along them lines

>>47214404
Or how about an invincible human paladin and his special ability is he can fuck corrupted angels to uncorrupt them.

>>47214426
All while akido flipping enemies and inchoerently mumbling

>>47214379
I kinda want his energy
even better is that his true name is John Keehan

>>47214366
Id rather watch a mge style arnie movie
I miss arnie movies when he gave a shit
(there are only 2 terminator movies, fuck you)

>>47214478
>cum in me if you want to live

>>47214488
>time traveling automaton sent to protect you
I dig it

>>47214488
>She cannot be reasoned with. She cannot be bargained with. She doesn't know fear, or pity, or remorse, and she absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are raped.

>>47214404
>slightly chubby succubus
Tell me more about Miss Chubcubus.

>>47214478
I don't feel like looking for it, but that one picture of a guy giving thumbs up while getting fucked by a thin Lava Golem.

>>47214536
I gotchu homie

>>47214504
DUDUDUNDUDUN
DUDUDUNDUDUN

>>47214535
>stevel segal chubcubus
>chubby succ
>claims to know more than she does
>is a former policewoman and is a an akido blackbelt
>stars in a bunch crappy b movies
>gets flustered easly when questioned
>we do not talk about her bashment career

>>47214577
What about her dance moves?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybk6TKn-cNA

>>47214682
what is shinrabanshou

>>47214706
i feel better not knowing

>>47214706
a chocolate wafer brand in japan
the characters you see are trading cards (unlike yugioh there is no game) sold with the wafers that tell a story of monsters and gods fighting for stuff
astraroth (blue demon lady) is one of there most popular cards

r u d y
u
d
y

Now I just want a mamono made entirely out of delicious dark chocolate.

>>47214864
Creeping Chocolate Coin

>>47214864
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120121462

>>47214863
I got this werewolf

>>47214864

>>47212339
Aw hell yeah he delivered

>>47213256
Zombie

>>47214830
Confusing.
Going to make a model of it next anyway.

>>47212504
! !

>>47213761
i take the beautiful and cute doggirl on the left

>>47213689
she looks like she fucks/marries only UAC Marines

>>47213256
wurm

>>47214994
Going to get Zomko a pair of industrial holst titties.

Anons may be dense and autistic but they are usually not as bad as elves. Decades may pass between them realizing that they actually like you and want to marry you or that you are hitting on them.
Actually elves and Anons have a lot in common. Aside from autism, they are often loners and have superiority complexes over normies/humans.

>>47215122
Elves try their best.

>>47215163
One of those isn't even an Elf.

First time writing something for one of these. Tossed it together for the summer writing contest. Hope everyone enjoys it!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57029032

>>47215294
Made it in the nick of time!

>>47214682
Succs always have the most stylish outfits. Belly windows are IN

>>47212339
Any chance for a deem?

>>47215471
I deem you unforgiven.

>Anon is impregnating me first you smelly black dog
>No, I am first you stupid purple faggot kot that only wants it in the butt.

>>47215287
I don't know if I understand proper monster culture but I think that when I see that it means that the monster is begging for anal

>>47215508
I still say cheshires can get pregnant from buttsex.

>>47215519
Indeed they can. They can teleport your seed where it needs to go.

>>47215519
it's wonderland, anything goes

>>47215508
I imagine that since even the most vitriolic mamano polygamy doesn't descend into violence, co-wives will find it a mark of pride to be the first to get pregnant in each set of kids. Though being first to get pregnant might be a curse in disguise because until the rest of the co-wives get pregnant, she'll be lower in priority for getting sex.

>>47215549
>she'll be lower in priority for getting sex.
>implying
Not fucking your pregnant monsterwife is considered wife abuse in all of the monster realm.

Sleepy monsters

>Go to Winterstown
>Extremely bad snowstorm going on
>Ask where I can get some ice cream
>Yetis ears perk up
>Glacieses give me an even more deadpan look
>Snownubises ¡¡ turn back into !!
>Yuuki-onnas drop their hot coco in surprise
>Wendigos stop chewing their stretchy meat
>Krampii spill their sacks
>Whitehorns horns fall off
>Snoeholsts blush
>The ice queen stops her carriage comes to screeching halt and she stares at me
Was it something I said?

>>47212339
Any chance for the sith?

>>47215493
I will not be shamed for liking blueberries. Look at those horns. Look at those EARS. Deems are MADE to be teased and fondled.

>>47215294
Glad you were able to make it in time

>>47215549
Cowives will compete with each other, non violently of course,Mrs Cheshy might shave Mrs Hellwans lovely pubes, as a joke of course, Mrs Hellwan might pull her tail while she getting inseminated in order to over stimulate her.

>>47215508
Everybody knows that the bustiest monster always gets first pick.

>>47215561
I didn't say she wouldn't get sex, it's that her co-wife/wives get to go first.

>>47215616
no those are cow wives, that's different

I want to work at the MGC aquarium

>>47212339
B A S E D

>>47215647
It's hard to tell this is even a monster girl at first glance.

>>47215647
Such aquariums would be like athletics centers for orcas

>>47215669
Does the giant tail not give her away?

>>47215294
Nicely written, though to me it feels like an intro to a longer story.
>>47215318
>>47215581
Speaking of time, I'm not Dogfaced, but the deadline is midnight of July 1st PST, which should be 8 AM on July 2nd UTC, but I think you should aim for 7 AM July 2nd UTC because he might have meant PDT. Also something to remember when the site goes down is that there's a maintenance on AO3 scheduled to last from 7 AM to 5 PM UTC on July 1st, so you'll still have time to submit after the site is back online.

>>47215715
It's quite hard to see and clearly not the focus.

>>47215726
It's not hard to see, you were just too focused on her tits.

>>47215740
> too focused on her tits.
I have noticed over the last while I'm not really a lolicon. You might be right.

>>47215746
thick familiars got me acting unwise

You will fall in love with a slime.

>>47215717
I still won't have anything to submit but I appreciate it.

>>47215826
but i wanted an ancient evil

>>47215863
>Ancient
>Evil
>Slime

Shouldn't a demon ascending into an angel wear more instead of less?

>>47215826
I always wanted to fondle a slime's core.

>>47215715
We love fat tails here

>>47215882
Angels are hornier than anyone else since they're so pent up.

>>47215940
Horns like that make me nervous. I am not dextrous and would poke an eye out on them while trying to do the making out.

>>47215561
>wife abuse
I would in the perfect monster world such feminist bullshit wouldn't exist

>>47215961
So you want to beat women?
I guess there is dormouse for that.

>>47215978
You could beat a humpty egg--into a nice meringue!

Even though insisting on the use of condoms is spousal abuse in mamano states, some mamano subject to this abuse choose to take personal action instead of legal action.

Imagine dragons

>>47216069
look how big that dork is

dragons imagining

Dragons REALLY imagining.

>>47216096
Our world is just a giant fetish land to dragons.

>>47216079
I'm IMAGINING that dragon very hard right now

>>47216115
Got me thinking of what it would be like to live in an MGC humanzoo/themepark. Getting pampered and performing live shows for monster patrons. It would be annoying to be watched in my habitat sometimes but I do love my various zookeepers consisting of very haughty malef, a gentle chubby hellhound and biology scientist hag fox.

wdyd you're a servant at a vampire countess' castle and she walks in on you huffing her pillowcase while you're supposed to be cleaning her room

>>47216181
Animals in actual zoos tend to be stressed out and depressed, which makes me lowkey hate the idea and expect mamono would only put humans in these zoos kind of like humans put stuff in shop windows--advertisements of single men for sale.

>>47216200
>Look at her as she enters the room
>Turn around and keep hufing.

>>47216069
>>47216079
>>47216096
Are they waking up to ash and dust?
Do they wipe their brows and sweat their rust?
Are they breathing in the chemicals?

>>47216222
I mean, the one who wants to fuck a car probably is.

>>47216209
>advertisements of single men for sale.
They keep trying me out but they never buying.
I fear it's the rental section for me.

Tell you what I'm imagining right now: Shirohebi.

Only shirohebi, she's all I need in life. She's all I want in life. To become one with her and multiply until we can multiply no longer. And cherishing every second of it.

>>47216209
having the humans on the display be a little stressed out and depressed is a strategy; it makes monsters impulse buy more often

>>47216229
She's breaking in and shaping up.
And checking out on the prison bus.
This is it, her apocalypse.

>>47216241
>snek hands typed this post

>>47216246
Moving along from a simple car to a bus. Miss Dragon is a bonafide PERVERT.

>>47216249
>>47216249
*snek lover hands
Fixed that for you.

>>47216246
>And checking out on the prison bus.
Will it fit?
Will I be inside it?

>>47216209
I would be pretty relaxed drinking mountain dew and eating fried chicken while exhibiting the reproductive process of humans and monsters. The only issue I would have is the audience as I am a bit shy but I could overcome it.

>>47216254
get off of anon's computer hebi
we know you are huffing his shirts while typing when he is away

>>47216251
She's waking up; she feels in her bones.
Enough to make her system BLOW.
Welcome to the dragon age, to the dragon age.
Welcome to the dragon age, to the dragon age.

>>47216200
Shame vampires are legitimately one of the most boring monsters in existence.

>>47216200
Huffing hagscent is a man's natural right.

>>47216262
>sniffing my shirts
She should be inhaling the scent of my old, yellow pillow. My body pillow that I've creamed on hundreds of times, and my cream rags.

>>47216268
I really enjoy the idea of having my blood sucked with no strings like messy sex or anything.

>>47216222
She's waking up in cheeto dust
Her belly's covered in pizza crust
She's using her inhaler now

>>47216268
they're pretty classic imo. the aristocratic/goth aesthetic, pale skin and deathlessness, and sharp fangs are really appealing. Bloodsucking is just so romantic, too... I want a vamp to hold me in her arms while I go limp from blood loss as she feeds on me
i like vampires

>>47216277
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

>>47216277
I fucking love fatass monsters

>>47216281
>miss wock and her feeder Cheshire friend

>>47216293
I want that job. I could make a wock softer and fatter. I'd be good at it, I know it.

>>47216200
Mature ladies always smell the best

>>47216293
>>47216356
I will volunteer myself to become her next me.
To be swallowed whole by a glutton of a dragon.... my goodness. It's my destiny!

>>47216425
I want to see what her eyes look like

>>47216293
>>47216356
Don't enable that autistic retard