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Well that isn't gonna help her at all.

>>47219472

yandere satori knows if you have been unfaithful

>>47219696
Does getting raped by her evil cat count as being unfaithful?

>>47219696
But she's the one who pushed Koishi on me

>>47219472
>>47219496

This reminds me of that mel gibson movie where he can read womens thoughts during sex

>>47220158

watching you take her sisters virginity is okay. It's just practice for the real thing.

>>47219496

This is like reading the comment section of a girls Instagram account.

Satori is super cute but there doesn't seem to be much about her except for the mind reading thing.

>>47220949
Maybe if you only read Indian comments

How can she be so fucking incompetent? Most likely only good for fucking and humiliating

>>47222594
patchouli knowledge, refrain yourself, or I'll have remi cut your internet access.

>>47223366
Patchouli intellectually destroyed Satori in the manga though. There is a reason the mind reading detective needs her "cheat".

>>47223459
Im a Slowboy. how exactly did she do it? Touhou dialogue sometimes tend to be oblivion speech

>>47223569
she completely runs rings around her in the conversation and guesses what satori's thinking multiple times in a row to annoy her because satori is so reliant on her ability that she doesn't have any real conversation skills
I.E patchouli could work a conversation into making you reveal something, while satori would just pluck it from your head

>>47223569
Satori=Dumb and over reliant on her ability
Patchy=Smart

Patchy also has a much bigger tits and nice thicc thighs

fat wizard thread hijack

Looks like the asthmatic fatty defense force is here.

>>47219496
What the fuck is cowper's fluid?

>>47224835
Try asking Google.

Satori is a nice girl. Without her we wouldn't have nuclear power.

>>47219472

Does she only know what I'm thinking right now or can she read ALL my lewd thoughts and knows I'm a lolicon?

>>47224835
The one and only

>>47219472
Does she know I want to sex Koishi and her at the same time non-stop?

>>47225555
But where's the fun in that when I can just ask the professionals at /jp/?
>>47226582
I don't get it.

Does she know I knocked up her pets?

>>47219472
I made the mistake of looking at this picture for more than two seconds.

>>47228098
She does, Satori likes to watch from a hidden place

>>47228637
She could also read his mind.
Imagine Satorin calling you to her office, and she just spends 20 minutes staring at you while blushing and sweating with an indecent smile on her face, and she keeps her right hand under her desk the whole time.

>>47229243
Oh, she can even read memories of past events, then? Meaning she can live vicariously through you as you impregnate her stupid sexy pets...

>>47220289
Satori is definitely a cuck...

Satorin is the sexiest when wearing a randoseru

>>47229280
>she can even read memories of past events, then?
Even if she can't, she can make you think about it by asking what you and Orin do when you two are alone.

>>47229496
True. Sexy 小五ロリ

>>47229243
The satorin fully prepared to give judgment suddenly mindfucked by the twelve hours "nuclear fusion" you had with Utsuho.

>>47219472
Wtf how

https://x.com/mizuhasi_yukkie/status/1808722911668359227

>>47219472
Does Satori know that saying this is going to make my thoughts lewd?

>>47246291
She knows, and it was intentional.

>>47251003
You really should kys.

satori thinks you shouldn't let her thread die

>>47258052
Maybe Satori should think about how she manipulates people she likes into a parasocial relationship with her like a fucking psycho teenager instead of having an adult god damned conversation, ni-gah

>>47258052
I haven't been bumping this thread anyway. Does that mena Satori likes me?

>>47219472
Which there are none. There are only wholesome thoughts of raising her and her sister and being a loving father.
I don't know why I can't be horny like all the other anons. I can't ever relate to anyone on the Komeiji threads.

>>47259632
Too much microplastic in your system, bad habits, and/or following meme events like nofap turned you into an impotent.
It might still be treatable, but judging by how you keep mentioning this in every thread you might actually be proud of that. Mental problems like this create situations where your body physically deteriorates and keeps detriorating even if there's someone actively trying to help you.

>>47260582
When I mentioned not being horny I didn't mean it super literally. I do feel horny and relieve myself accordingly like a normal person.
I feel the need to mention this so often because the fantasy of adopting them is really important to me. I usually keep it in like a functioning member of society but there are days where I'm just so disillusioned with reality where I have to open the floodgates and self-indulgent to internet strangers. Even though they aren't real I very much do view them as my daughters so on the days where I just can't hold my emotions back it does bring me mild distress seeing people acting overtly-sexual towards them.
That being said I know they won't ever be real and so these things aren't hurting anyone at the end of the day. I'm not asking anyone to stop but I hope we can at least put up with me being a terminally online autist.

>>47263404
>there are days where (...) I have to open the floodgates and self-indulgent to internet strangers
You're going about it the wrong way. Don't enter a thread that's full of horny posting (this thread literally talks about Satori knowing specifically all your lewd thoughts) and whine about wanting to talk about non-lewd fantasies.
Instead, make a new thread about non-lewd cuteness and stuff like that. As long as you make yourself clear people shouldn't fill it with sex and you'll get to talk about the things you want to, but you know how it is on the internet.
I'd recommend just making it a general 2hu adoption/nonlewd thread instead of focusing on the Komeijis though. Bigger chance of catching interest from relevant parties. If this fails on /jp/ you could always try the 2hu thread on /c/, slower boards typically allow for higher quality discussion. For the rare occasion the discussion actually happens there.

>>47263404
Fuck, I feel this viscerally Anon. Not this fantasy specifically, but the part about being so disillusioned with reality and fantasizing about these sisters to cope. Touhou offers an escape from reality. I typically fall asleep picturing Satori caressing my hair as I put my head in her lap. I do hope you find your people. You definitely deserve them.

>>47264652
>but you know how it is on the internet
Oh yes, very much so. I've tried making dedicated threads with clear intentions before and it always follows the same order of events. Thread starts, is dead with me bumping with new images every now and then, hornyposter participates, entire thread is lewd. It's always without fail. Invading these threads probably isn't the best but I feel like starting a new one just for it to fail isn't either.
I've mostly found luck on the /v/hu shitposting threads, though those threads have a small community that I'd imagine get just as fed up with me as everyone else is.
I often come to these threads because the OP image usually is innocent enough and catches my eye, and on rare occasion I find someone who feels similarly here and it's always a nice treat.
Like I said earlier, I know I'm just an emotional autist and no real harm is being inflicted, so I'm not asking anyone to outright stop feeling the way they do, or to even stop making sexual posts.

>>47264716
I very often fantasize about Touhou as a whole as well. At almost all times some part of my mind is dedicated to daydreaming about life in Gensokyo. Something about interacting with people in person just puts me off. I guess when it comes to fictional characters it's very appealing in how I can imagine them not socially outcasting me for being the ugly and bitter person that I am in reality. They're comforting because while they've never embraced me, I've never been rejected by them either.

DON'T LET SATORI'S THREAD DIE OUT!!!

WE!! LOVE!! SATO!!

>>47264784
Well, I can sympathise with wanting cuter threads that don't devolve into lewd. There are some characters that don't really get a lot of lewd posts, but these tend to be the less popular too. You have to be prepared to bump your thread two or three times in a row, but you'll still be able to have an interesting conversation sometimes. There was a Prismriver thread like that some time ago.
Now, your fantasy of them being your daughters is just disgusting. In fact I find it even worse than lewding them. I can't really sympathise with treating Satori as if she were a child. Disrespecting her like that is something that I'd never do.
Satori is a wonderful character and a wonderful woman. There are lots of respectful and insightful conversations and interactions you could have with her. I'd like to serve under her in a random administrative position. I don't want to be her favourite, or anything; just seeing her struggle, toil, deal with her sister and get happy with her pets would be perfect for me.

>>47266335
I really do mean the whole wanting to adopt her in the least disrespectful and belittling way possible. I understand that the Komeijis are mentally both older than their appearance would suggest, and that they're likely leagues more mature than I am. As much as I would love for them to be dependent on me so I can be the provider of everything they want, I also have considered that more realistically I could do little to help them. Treating Satori as an adopted child also doesn't necessarily mean belittling her and treating her as a literal child. I too, would love to hear more sophisticated insights more akin to what one would expect from a peer or an elder. My desired relationship with Satori also stems from the one I also wish to have with Koishi, who very much does need more guidance and handholding.
Ultimately I just need her to be happy, she doesn't have to call me papa (although I would love for that). Really I guess what I want is for her to recognize that I'm there for her in the event that she does need assistance. With complete respect for her rights and boundaries as a woman.

>>47266446
well, if that's so my apologies.
I find it hard to imagine a world where I could be much help to Satori, honestly. She definitely needs someone to share the burden of dealing with her sister and the entire legion of vengeful spirits. I actually like CDS a lot; most people think that it made Satori seem weaker, but I think that her being tired and bad in social situations is actually right how I imagined her. She struggles with so much things that it is no wonder that she has so many pets. I've met lots of lonely people that had lots of pets; even if it's one more burden, it's something that actually feels rewarding. The one thing I love the most in Satori is her love for her sister, and I'm happy that the last few chapters of CDS confirmed once again that Koishi loves her too.
Even then, I still can't quite imagine a situation where you could adopt Satori. I'd imagine that only someone older or more powerful than her could do it. Maybe some big shot on Hell wanting to improve their standing could adopt her. But even then, I don't know if she would be ready for a close personal relationship. Satori's power makes her see things that people don't want to be known; we all have negative thoughts, but most are repressed and never really told to other people. Satori can always see what you're thinking, so even if you have a thought that you tried to hide in order to not offend her she would still see it. All of those little insults that we think but don't say, she sees it. Her power makes her mistrust people, and I think it'd take a lot of emotional work to actually be able to truly help her.

>>47266596
Well the hard truth is everybody has those horrible "intrusive thoughts". As much as I would love to claim otherwise mine are just ugly as everyone else's. I think the one thing I am almost certain I could do to help is helping Satori come to terms with her reality and learning to accept the bad thoughts as a part of sentient beings. I've made it clear that I love Satori to death and even I still have flashes of terrible things happening to everyone around me when the topics come up. Even if I had to work towards becoming some ultra hyper powerful beyond comprehension demon first, I still want Satori to give me a chance in helping her. Being more powerful than her yet still respecting her freedoms in such an arrangement is probably the best thing I could do to build her trust.
I also love her for how she loves her sister. I want to think it'd be a starting point for us to build a bond together. If she can't trust me, then maybe she could trust how much I'd also do for Koishi.
Basically what I'm trying to communicate is that if she can't trust my plans, she can at least trust what I've already done. I hope that if she reads my mind she may see that from the beginning, whatever I may have done, it was always for the good of Satori and Koishi.

>>47219472

this is after she reads my lewd thoughts

>>47259632
>>There are only wholesome thoughts of raising her and her sister and being a loving father.

except the only thing you can remember is being a loving father to Satori.

>>47219472
>Satori knows all the lewd thoughts going through your head

Ohhhhh ... so _that's_ why Sanae gave me this look the last time I saw her!

>>47267733
ai post

>>47219472
She would be relieved to know that none of them are about her.

>>47219496
She's going to bleach her 3rd eye at this rate

I NEED TO MAKE OUT WITH HER CUNNY!!!1111ONE

>>47271468
I need to SEED her

She knows I want to expand her boobs >>>/d/11057219

>>47267544
If they were to suddenly materialize into reality right now, shouldn't I be able to remember Koishi somewhat because I already know about her?

>>47274026
I think it depends on your mental attachment to her. I mean, Satori doesn't forget her own sister's existence when she leaves the room, right?

>>47279476
>Satori doesn't forget her own sister's existence when she leaves the room, right?
She does, but not because of Koishi's powers. Satori is just a bad sister.

>>47279476
Well I absolutely adore both Koishi and Satori! So I think I would remember :).

headpats for Satori

>>47270900
idiot post.

it's drawn by Mahiro who is a well known and popular touhou artist that's been around since 2008

>>47219472

If I could do that trick I think I'd want to hide underground too.

>>47281787
They meant the post, not the art I think

It's too soon for Satori to go

>>47294115
she has places to be

If two satoris read each other's mind at the same time, what would they hear? Would it cause infinite regress?

>>47300600
feedback loop

>>47300600

If it's Koishi then nothing

>>47300600
Wouldn't that effectively just be them telepathically talking to each other?

>>47258052
How do you know? Did you read her mind....

meow meow meow meow meow

>>47322502
Fuck you, Orin.
You're the worst stage 5 boss in the franchise.

people always talk about how weird it would be for Satori to deal with men thinking about fucking her pets. but what about her pets thinking about fucking men?

>>47323027
What about her pets thinking of fucking her or her sister?

>>47323027
Can a poor beggar have some sauce?

>>47323621
https://exhentai.org/g/1615780/f879742305/
enjoy

>>47326492
giwtwm

>>47219472

Satori reads your lewd thoughts as you looked at her in the human village.

You go back to your inn room and find this ...

>>47329478
That's outright criminal behaviour... I'll urge her to get dressed and kick her out. She can repent her evil deeds while walking home in the rain.