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>>4720633
Do not know if want....

>>4720621
This. Thread reported.

>>4720600
Let's.

>>4720600
ROG-LIMITATION needs to be used more.
And Jessica needs to set more people on fire.

>>4720700
She sets Kinzo's dead body on fire, if that helps.

>>4720656
Now?

>>4720724
I'd hit it with the force of a thousand suns.
The fact that he is a reverse trap only makes my penis harder.

>>4720739

LESBIANS
LESBIANS
HAPPY AND FREE WITH EACH OTHER
LESBIANS
LESBIANS
WOMEN MAKING LO~VE
WITH ONE ANOTHER!

This is now a Kanon thread.

>>4720759
So, Beatrice thread, right?

>>4720759
DAW
BATTLER LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE LOLI
IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOURS!
BUT YOU LET YOUR COUSIN GET TO HER FIRST!
SERIOUSLY!
AND THEN YOU LET GEORGE GET TO HER SECOND!
I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST ONE, BUT COME ON!

Kanon is both a bro and a female, you can't top that.(or at least has a female personality)

>>4720783
Kanon's a bro, Jessica is also a bro, but SHANNON AND GEORGE GODDAMN.

Irony: When yaoi fangirls end up making the majority of the art for the main, canon, heterosexual couple.

>>4720772

Maria is comparing Kanon to Beatrice, so he's not her

>>4720798
>Jessica
>bro
Typically, trolls =/= bros.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think it's ever been speculated that any of the people on the island may suffer from a mental disorder, namely DID.

Maybe Gohda is Shannon, why it should be Kanon?

>>4720828
Battler brings up the possibilty of Jessica having a "witch-like persona".

Evatrice laughs and promptly....
sidesteps the question, and doesn't deny it.

Battler is so flustured he doesn't notice what happened.

>>4720841
And the Doubletrice bros win again. Like we always do.

>>4720841
Yeah, yeah, funny how she had to counter that by saying no actions committed by Jessica's body killed anyone.

Sneaky sneaky, Eva.

s-s-stupid Battler, even I....

>>4720885
like the cock?

>>4720811
Ya, nice shitty interpretation. What she is doing is telling Kanon to BECOME Beatrice, we've discussed this a thousand times. Also post original source rather than a second hand one like the manga. Fuck, all these Jessitrice trolls are now so desperate that they have resulted into looking into second had sources for proof that isn't proof of anything but their own stupidity.

When it comes down to it....
All Battler needs to do it kill George and remember Beato, and he'll get a good end.

Think about it, Jessica would be more than willing to share Beato with Battler.

Also, teamwork.

WIP of Metal Gear Seacats. Extremely derpy at the moment.

There's like thirteen others to do as well. Whatever. If it ends with Jessica yelling BAAAATTTORAAA in a manner similar to yelling SNAAAAKE, all is well.

>>4720902
So derpy, in fact, that I forgot to flip it.

>>4720889
more like "am a girl."

>>4720902
Fuck yes.

>>4720899
>second had sources
>proof of their own stupidty
Irony is a cruel mistress.

Yes, Kanon is Beatrice.
And no, I don't think there exists any Jessitrice trolls at the moment.

Most Jessica trolls argue that she's evil. Which Beatrice certainly isn't!

>>4720902
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN....

>>4720902
SHIT.
JUST.
GOT.
REAL.

>>4720916
It's shit.

>>4720907
"Even I am a girl"? That implies that many people are girls. Is Hideyoshi crossdressing?

>>4720902
THIS PLEASES ME.

>>4720920
No, Hideyoshi is a Hideyoshi.

OH HEY LOOK AN UMINEKO THREAD I GOT A REALLY GOOD THEORY ABOUT NANJO BEING HIS OWN GRANDAUGHTE - >>4720902

>>4720926
Real men go for Ranma Saotome, my good sir.

>>4720912
Yes, of COURSE the mass murderer who stakes people and stuffs their body with candy can't be, say, evil!
That would actually make sense!

>>4720941
Beato's a scapegoat.
Kanon, Shannon, and Jessica seem innocent in fantasy scenes because they ARE innocent.

I'm waiting for Shkanon to be disproven and Kanon revealed to be a reverse-trap. The taste of people raging about having had fallen for the troll from Ryu07 will be delicious. Also Kanon alone is the only character(not including the aunts) that can be Beatrice without causing massive rage.

Battler should take advice from Hideyoshi and get Beato into a headlock.
Worst comes to worst, he dies like a REAL MAN.

Also, these are all the images that will end up being done, if I don't give up halfway through.

Lots and lots of tits.

>>4720959
If Kanontrice is the answer alone, well, Battler will have to compete with Jessica.

HAREM COMEDY OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS.

>>4720970
Oh god, for the love of cowtits you must make this, drawfag.

>>4720970
Hahahah, oh wow...

>>4720975
I will. I'm done for tonight, so it won't be done at an exceptionally quick pace, but just take it easy and in a while it will be done.

...faster than Witch Hunt, at least.

>>4720919
No.

>>4720988
Witch Hunt. Good translators. Terrible Theories.

>>4720959
Not quite.
Kanon's Beatrice, think of what that implies about Jessica.

Moon-chan as the BBEG would almost certainly be confirmed then.

>>4720992
If Nanjo really was his own granddaughter one would think Battler would try to cop a feel or six.

>>4720902
>>4720970
CAN I MARRY YOU

>>4721004
Isn't that what we've been getting at? I mean, other than the idiots that go "My Jessica CAN'T be evil, because that means she isn't Beatrice!".

>>4721019
Well, to an extent, but the fantasy scenes vindicate Jessica's morality.
Doubletrice exists because of the paradox that Jessica entails. Apparently a troll, but apparently not.

Close with Shannon and Kanon, yet somehow treats them as two different people.

She's so damn confusing, but evil? She had to be freaking possessed by demons in episode 6 to kill someone! And cried afterwards!

And yet, the lies, the trolling, they are still there.

Ugh, god damn, this stuff gives me a headache.

>>4721043
Could be a reluctant accomplice of Kyrie's, maybe.
If the BATTLER theory holds any water, that is.

>>4721043
You're retarded, everyone is shown good in the fantasy scenes more or less. Even Rosa is, who when shown in her real self to be extremely selfish. Fuck, Jessica is even one of the more offensive people in the fantasy scenes, only being beaten in aggressiveness by Kyrie and George.

>>4720902
The spirit of the Pony theory.... it lives!
It lives!

>>4721086
Hey, hey, that's a bit uncalled for.
Name calling gets you nowhere.
Rosa is shown as a flawed character, and her scenes shows that she would save her daughter's life.

Another scene also showed that she resented Maria a bit too.

Jessica's scenes have her be unambigously good. That's a fact.

Posting superior character

>>4721104
No she isn't, she isn't shown to be anything in fantasy scenes. The few times she's in them she is always the more aggressive one of the people, just look at the Jessica VS Ronove fight.

>>4720902
What the...

Someone care to explain how or why this idea was created?

>>4721086
But her strength is shown as a positive side. Kyrie and George are the only ones ever shown negatively in a fantasy scene by Beatrice. EP 6 Jessica had to be buffed up and possessed by the trap twins to kill Kyrie and even after that she ended up crying.

>>4721131
Because the thought of the climax of Umineko being a fistfight between Battler and Jessica is fucking awesome?

>>4721124
Yes, she attacks Ronove.
Because he's a demon, he's threating her life, and the lives of others.

Self Defense is not evil.

>>4721141
I prefer the chessboard flipping Kyrie vs Battler showdown myself.

>>4721131
Jessica and Battler having a brawl, possibly with their shirts off, is the true ending to Umineko. The idea was thrown out in the legendary thread we have a few days ago.

>>4721147
Is Kyrie topless during that?

If so, they're about equal.

>>4721147
The Jessica versus Battler thing actually does have a bit of foreshadowing.

Back in the day, they got into scraps every so often.

It'd make for a fairly awesome finale.

Kyrie vs Battler won't happen, because Kyrie isn't the mastermind.

>>4721172
And you do realize Jessica being the mastermind is ridiculous right? I can accept accomplice, but definietly not the mastermind.

>>4721147
Here's how it'll go down:

(Piece) Battler figures out what's going on, and confronts Kyrie. Chessboard flipping of epic proportions ensues. Kyrie gets a new yandere rageface. Battler actually beats her in this, but she's just the midboss, it turns out.

Enter Jessica. Fistfight time, just like when they were younger-like when Battler made all his faggot promises.

>>4721134
You're not getting the point, fantasy scenes HIDE who the culprit is.

>>4721181
I don't think it's too ridiculous.
If the mastermind is indeed not Beato, and if Jessica is not part of team Doubletrice, then it's rather likely, actually.

The murders occuring are not happening because of traditional motives, it seems. Rosa, Kyrie, those two women would kill to get what they wanted done, but they would be far more... efficient, and far less crazy.

If Jessica is evil, then I can see her slaughtering people just because she could. (course I don't think Jessica is evil, hence why I believe in Doubletrice).

>>4721185
Fuck yeah.

Shannon is so small time that she comes before Kyrie. Freaks out about promises, and Battler just backhands her verbally and tells her essentially to get back to the fucking kitchen.

>>4721185
Meanwhile, while Piece Battler is actually GETTING SHIT DONE, Meta Battler has a fight with BernkasteAuAu or something.

>>4721186
Why would the fantasy scene hide the culprit? Beatrice wants Battler to find the truth and is giving him clues within the fantasy scenes, hoping he looks at them.

Unless you think she's trolling, there is no reason for her to hide the culprit from Battler in fantasy scenes. She wants him to find the truth, not deter him from it.

>>4721210
Most definitely.

Dlanor has to show up too, because she is a fucking bro.

>>4721185
Jessica has to be like Andrew Ryan in terms of attitude.
Knows her shit is getting wrecked, but just not giving a fuck.

>>4721185
>Kyrie as midboss
>Jessica as final boss.

feels really bad man. Jessica is just a liar, not some brilliant mastermind you know.

>>4721223
And Kyrie is dead half of the time.
Jessica outlasts her for the most part.

The two seem to be bros to an extent, judging by episode 4.

>>4721230
And Jessica is always with Battler, excluding in EP 2 because she dies early (and please don't say she faked her death using insulin, or we'll have to go into how stupid that is in the first place) and EP 4. How could she give out orders if she's always around Battler or do anything.

A Takano-esque culprit feels really cheap in such a closed island situation.

>>4720902
I don't know if this is perfect or if I should bitch about the lack of fire fists.

>>4721223
Jessica's fairly good at setting stuff off.
Scorpian charm in episode one, her antics in the chapel in episode two, her shenanigans with Eva in episode 3, and her answering the phone and telling Battler about how Kinzo killed her mother with magic in episode 4.

She's trickier than she looks.

>>4721230
Kyrie could have been faking her face wounds. The shed was dark and Battler could have been tricked.

Also, Kyrie in EP 2 is all the way in the backrow of the party scene. Battler didn't examine the bodies so Rosa, working with Kyrie, could have covered for her.

>>4721237
That doesn't make her go to mastermind levels - all that stuff sounds like setup that an accomplice would handle, rather than the mastermind. I doubt she makes any of the closed rooms or the overall plans, but just carries out plans for someone else.

I support Doubletrice but I just can't picture Jessica giving orders.

I think Shannon is just too crazy to know better or she takes Jessica's bitching too seriously, and Kyrie and Jessica either are super bros or Kyrir follows along with Jessica's shit because she has her own motives and pretending to listen shuts Jessica up.

>>4720899
But I like the manga, and I still thinks that it's better to use to prove theories that anime screenshoots...

I would like to see something about Maria.
when umineko started, everyone loved Maria, thinking that she was the Yandere girl and all, but now you all just forgot about her.
What does make you think that everything about her was already explained? Episode 4 explained a lot, but I still think that she's not innoncent.
Someone, please, stop Jessitrice, Kanontrice and shakanon theories and start to talk about Maria

>>4721253
How about something from the sound novels, then?

>>4721235
I don't know if I would say it's perfect, but no firehands are needed. It's not a fantasy scene.

It's a motherfucking real fist fight.

>>4721276
But no one is talking about any of those.

This is Doubletrice - the truth for bros.

>>4721276
You don't know what yandere is, do you?

>>4721277

I don't haver the game installed right now, that's why I need the manga, you see? But, thank you for posting the vn screenshoot, want a gay kiss?

>>4721303

nop, but I know what is tsundere, hehe

>>4721276
>when umineko started, everyone loved Maria, thinking that she was the Yandere girl
stopped right there. Maria was never yandere, she was just creepy.

Kyrie is Umineko's yandere, not Maria.

>>4720902
Well, that looks like shit.

Why does anyone care, again?

>>4721276
But no one ever has liked Maria.

>>4721331
Rosa does.

>>4721331
Oh,come on, it's not that bad.

Neither is Maria, really.

>>4721287
Whoa, we have a tagline now?

>>4721331
Of course not. She's fat, like Ange.

>>4721561

both are cute

>>4721276
If Maria is the crazy one and the real culprit...

I'll laugh my ass off. Then cry a bit

>>4721703
I was about to say that you were reatrded, that how could a child carry a body...
But considering Rosa's strength in EP2, this is completely plausible.