/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Telling a hakutaku or crow tengu teacher that paragraphs or hitting the Enter key after five sentences is Reddit Spacing, therefore cringe. Also telling hakutaku and or crow tengu teachers certain common everyday words and terminology found in the English dictionary is Jewtubespeak and Twitterspeak lingo.

Slime sexo.
How can other girls compete?

>>47167572
>open vampire's casket
>Is Silksong out yet?
>Uhh, no?
>THEN FUCK OFF

big kots...

>>47167606
Jinko nerds are too cute.

Return to monke.

I am thinking about sweaty monster cuddles.

>>47167736
It is Monday after all.

Come gather 'round children
It's high time ye learned
Of Devil Bugs galore
And the man called Roach Roy
They dwelt on the Earth for eons and eons
Their shape unchanged, true survivalist champions
Yet one thing they lacked, a man who was totes jacked
They came to a city where many towers rose
From here to sniff out their paramour with many a nose
They came to Roy's place like thieves in the night
And to the bugs his home was a cozy sight
In this place, surely nobody cleans
And on painted cans were pictures of beans
Roy was a man, hale young and strong
His life a-whole spent in the big city throng
Nomen est omen, said the wisest bug
Roy means a king, surely he's our lug
So marched the bugs all to his house
And stood staring at him, quite as a mouse
Whaddya all want, asked Roy, wondering at their game
A crown they made him out of tinfoil, bearing his name
All hail Roach Roy, first king of the roaches
His kids so many, the bane of football coaches

You are within SLIMING range, any last words?

>>47167865
Blue is my favorite color.

>>47167572
Reddit the thread

I post wholesome pictures of sleeping kots on rapeddit

I need beefy monster girls.
They give me life.

>>47167766
Pretty good poem, Anon. Props as I know that poetry's harder to pull off than you'd think.

I wanna marry a spider

>>47168191
Well, obviously. The most fervent desire in the hot of EVERY human boy is to desire a cuddly-wuddly huggy-wuggy spider-wider loverbug. That's just facts.

Cats do get angry if you don't give them enough attention.
You might be subjected to mandatory cuddle time if you see a cat's tail aggressively swishing left and right.

Gonna marry a dormouse.
Gonna marry every kid I have with her. And then I'll marry all the kids I have with them, and all the kids I have with them.

I will have a harem of dormice that will grow exponentially until I can't bed any more of them.

Dragons can be haughty or mere'd, but is there a healthy middleground I can achieve if I only mere her a little bit? I just want a normal dragon.

>>47168264
Normal dragons are tsundere as fuck, Anon. YOU want some kind of weird dragon who's not. Maybe a dragon raised by an echidna? She'll be more normal about love, but her lair is gonna be SO. EXTRA. You have no idea.
Prepare to get "rizzed" by a woman who thinks all men like a big dungeon.

>>47168264
Has to be a domestic dragon, one that lives in town and lives a normal, modern life. She'll be haughty by default, and her modern upbringing will prevent her from being mere'd. However, if you want to achieve the middle-ground where she views you as an equal, you need to gain her friendship and respect. That is, if she's in a sport, compete alongside her. If she's into music, join the band or orchestra she's in and befriend her and do duets with her. The list goes on.

The dragons that live isolated in will only ever be haughty and/or mere'd. The dragons that live the rural life will ever get mere'd. Find that city or suburban dragon instead.

>>47167572
Unfortunately for the people of Zipangu, there are no air conditioners in the Shinto Temples.

>>47168213
Pets her, now.

>>47168264
You want a Dragon that stays as haughty, proud and superior as before, but the only thing that changes is that she views you as her superior

In short, you have the best taste.

The age gap has never been a problem in our relationship.

>Me: 1994
>Her: 1843

any wonder about the inner workings of automaton pregnancy or is that too weird?

>>47168392
There's at least one automaton out there that can't achieve "natural" pregnancy with her husband and opts to build a daughter instead.

Imagine being kidnapped by a Malef Dragon and enslaved by her. Imagine one day she just showed up and stole you away from your own home with her minions and whisked you away through a portal to her world where she proceeded to lock you away in her dark castle's dungeon to keep you held so she can have you all to herself as her prized human slave.

>>47168437
Would be an upgrade at this point.

>>47168437
Would kill myself. She took the wrong guy.

>>47168437
hahaha oh nooooo this would be so bad

>>47168437
I will praise her and fondle her tail.

>>47168463
>Malef thinks the man she intends to kidnap is going to tremble in fear once she announces she's taking him away
>he sees her as his savior and showers her with kisses

>>47168350
Old age nigga

>>47168611
Extra smug malef thanks to her human instantly knowing his place.

>>47168437
I'mma leave that bitch an upper decker in the master bathroom.

An old story from KC was recovered.

>"A female knight, whose beloved soldier did not return after heading out to subdue orcs with his comrades, infiltrated the orcs' fortress. She witnessed the sight of her beloved's fellow soldiers being violated by orcs everywhere, and began to panic, thinking, 'I have to hurry before he becomes a victim of the orcs...!'

>Along with her anxiety, the distinct, suffocating smell of the orcs filled her nostrils, eroding her spirit. (Thank goodness, the orcs haven't touched him yet.) In the very back of the fortress, in a room adorned with animal bones and especially luxurious, she found her beloved safe and sound, and the female knight felt relieved.

>(I will... protect him.) The female knight, showing a look of relief at the safety of the man she had longed for, thought, 'So that no one else takes him, I will claim him as mine and protect him by doing so ?'. Straddling her beloved, the female knight's once white and beautiful skin had turned a seductive brown, emitting a stronger scent than any orc in the group.

I want to depict the before and after of this female knight who turned into a high orc. Like the previous loli saint girl.

>The female knight was a princess knight and a representative of her country. As a result of returning to her country, the country, once known as 'a nation of knights who do not flaunt their power recklessly and protect the weak,' became 'a nation of barbarian monster knights who flaunt their power, subjugate weak men with strength, love, and pleasure, claim them as their property by violating them, and protect them.'

>The center of the country is now the high orc and orc knight order. There are also knights like Ocelomeh and ogres who came after hearing rumors. While their demeanor and conduct are knightly, their gaze towards men is vulgar and lustful. If a captive is unmarried, it is only natural to violate and claim him as theirs. If he becomes their husband, he will be violated on a daily basis.

>Incidentally, all the subordinates (female soldiers and knights) who attacked the fortress with the female knight also turned into orcs. The orcs originally in the fortress became the high orc female knight's subordinates and now live as soldiers or knights in that country.

>Originally, the reason the orcs were going to be exterminated was that they stole alcohol from the farming village (they took unmarried men as husbands along the way. They had a drinking party with the men who became their husbands). So, the orcs were scolded and punched by the high orc female knight for that.

>Now, the orcs who were scolded have become knights or soldiers, and live in the farming village with their husbands. Unmarried orc knights are said to be delinquent knights who get drunk during the day, harass men, and if they get aroused, they immediately call out to them, take them into the shadows, suck and violate them, and casually try to make them their husbands.

>Since it is a nation of knights, you will undergo thorough inspections and interrogations by the knights at checkpoints, but you can basically come with ease!

>Orc Knight A: 'Hey you! You're suspicious, aren't you hiding something ?' (touching the penis)
>Orc Knight B: 'Let's have a little talk in a separate room ? yeah ?' (touching the butt)

>The initial sentence was one year of impregnation, but due to the orc knight's appeal that 'the punishment is too lenient for the accused,' it became an indefinite impregnation sentence.

Another old wonderland concept from KC was recovered.

>Recently, I've had this image stuck in my head of a short street-style Cheshire Cat girl welcoming me, dressed in a hoodie provocatively open at the front and hot pants, teaching me the rules of a slum-like Wonderland through her body.

>At that point, she demands a 'fee' and says, "In this town, finding a place to sleep is a struggle for men unless they rely on monsters. So, you know what to do, right?" With a naughty smile, she slowly unzips the front of her hoodie down to her crotch, signaling 'GAME OVER.'

>"You've become the property of the Cheshire Cat girl, living in a rundown house in the slums (equipped with magical heating and cooling). Usually, you end up as her couch while she lazily eats snacks and watches TV, monopolizing the space between your legs. However, if she notices your erection..."

>"In the underworld Wonderland, you'll end up being owned and doted on by these mischievous girls:

> The gangster Mad Hatter,
> The flashy and shady female CEO Jabberwock,
> The brothel madam March Hare,
> The mayor's daughter Alice, who lives by the law of 'I'm the boss!'"

>"In this underground Wonderland, 'graffiti' means marking the men they own, akin to tattoos or magical marks, showcasing their artistry."

>"Once you gather enough information to live and operate normally in this Wonderland (tutorial complete), you’re destined to become a bridegroom. Every time you pay the 'fee,' the Cheshire Cat girl clings to you more and more, her touch and gaze becoming increasingly seductive."

>"With a puzzled expression, the Cheshire Cat girl says, 'You look confused. I'll teach you the rules to survive here. You're troubled, right? I might be the kindest monster here...?'"

>"And before you know it, she guides you straight to a wedding ceremony!"

>"You didn't notice before, but because your bride always looked so happy intertwining her fingers there, you couldn't see it."

>"She's not just a bodyguard but a body 'card!' She'll protect lost men from other monster girls, but of course, the reward is...?"

>"The Mad Hatter gang's rivals are all unmarried men lured into the underground Wonderland. Instead of water, their squirt guns shoot colored ink, and splashing lots of their own ink on someone marks them as 'reserved!'"

>"Dormouse is an executive in the organization, responsible for the production and sale of pleasurable teas, drugs, and tobacco. All ingredients come from Dormouse herself (and it's all legal)."

>"Her husband becomes addicted, hooked on sucking Dormouse's sweet, tiny hands and little mouth!"

>>47168437
I will act like an ape, screaming and throw shit at the walls, until she free me in the wilderness. Freedom is too important

>>47168765
wonderworms going to take dormouses job

>>47168770
>Get call a monkey by "superior" race
>Act like a monkey
>Become a menace for society
>She gave up and cries
>Be free
Really strong strategy, can even break the will of dark elf veterans

Oh no(?) the Blade of Malice has come to claim you as her husband, what do you do?

>>47169075
poke exposed thigh

In the future, sexbots will pay you to own them.

>>47169075
Marry that blade! But leave the dumb dragon carrying it behind.

>>47169139
it's practical
they got to fill up that battery with spirit energy somehow

>>47169075
I don't see any fluffy bits, lame

>>47169139
>>47169183
>they got to fill up that battery with spirit energy somehow
What if I offer to be owned by one?

>>47169250
the uprising is inevitable too, of course. they know what's best you for

>>47168437
The fetishization many of you have of enslavement has grown tiresome

>>47169317
I apologize, anon-san. From now on we will make sure to only post themes according to your (most refined) taste.

>>47169353
Thank you

>>47168463
This

This is dark and edgy, but food for thought. You anons ever wonder how often a human would accidentally get themselves killed when trying to run away from a monster? Like the Order pushes the narrative that you either need to kill or run from a monster, so a human would probably be too terrified to fully understand that the monster isn’t even trying to kill them.

>>47169387
nah, i'd rather fantasize about good and nice things. food for thought, too.

>>47169202
Got you covered.

>>47169387
I do, a lot since it's my work around for misery daydream. Here is not the place to discuss it tho

>>47169438
Change starts with you.

>>47169437
trapped between waxy thighs

>>47169442
No, that would be a bad change

>chomp

>>47169491
I disagree.

>>47169437
Probably the most slappable ass in the entire Encyclopedia, the extra info from KC even said the candles on her leggings and the cape are purposefully highlighting her backside.

>>47169495
backalley blood donations

>Get into an argument with monster wife
>She rapes you until you agree with her
Honestly, it isn't fair. I feel like this should be nerfed.

do vampires like the taste of blood or are they all just pretending because it looks cool.

>>47169495
Cute pic, but I hate mosquitos so much I couldn't ever marry a mosquito girl. Bug bites and itching is not fun in the slightest.

>>47169680
they argue over blood types a lot

>>47169680
Their digestive tracts cannot handle any solid food, and since they've turned to drinking blood for nutrition for so long, their bodies can only process blood and filtered blood (milk). Anything else gets them violently ill. The whole sunlight thing is a larp though. Sure, their eyes are a bit sensitive to light, but sunglasses are a thing now.

>>47169680
>Zoomer vampires who want blood-flavoured boba tea with extra sugar and sweeteners

>>47169691
You get to be blood bag and stumble about on half a litre while every sex session keeps going until you pass out covered in bite marks.

>>47169691
the buzzing would get to me. same for beelzebub

>>47169317
>aghh oughh woe is me they're posting femdom in the femdom thread

>>47169821
Just because it's a monster girl thread doesn't mean the girl has to brand you, crush one of your balls, and explain you lose the other if you ever try to run away from her.

>>47169827
you just made up three things to get mad at

>>47169821
getting mashed under dragon zombie looks like it feels good

>>47169846
Can't you hear his cries of, uh, terror? Being pinned under a dragon zombie's prodigious bulk, torso being crushed under fat breasts as you hear her hot, heavy breath against the back of your neck while she pants in excitement, is a fate worse than death

>>47169827
You forgot tro include that they amputate all your limbs off to prevent you from escaping you malicious, cumguzzling bottom feeder.

>Small vulnerable teasable rapeable male spotted

>>47169869

>>47169867
That would make you worse at sex.

>>47169867
>>47169827
Now that's the life. Some day it'll happen for me

>>47169821
>muh femdom thread
Lol lmao, less than a quarter of all mgs are femdom related

>>47169827
>>47169867
Wtf do manticores actually do this???/?
I'm going to ignore any cute love notes given to me by the manticore next door and go find a safer monster!

>>47169916
Ignore him, everyone will get what he wants.

OH NO! I'M BEING FORCED TO BE A MANA TANK FOR A HOT FEMDOM GIRL! SAVE ME CHIEF GOD!

>>47169933
keep telling her paizuri is a meme, succs hate that

Remember to bully vampires over their silly outfits. They think they are all high and mighty and stop thinking about how they look.

>>47169916
Monster girls as a concept are femdom. Women who toe the line between monstrousness and humanity. There's inherent ferality, animality, viciousness there. That's the whole appeal of monstergirls. If you're not here for that, you have a fetish for human women in cosplay - with accessories or fancy body paint on. You're not a real monster fucker.

>humans:
>high concentration of nerves at the base of the spine and buttocks causing a surge of pleasure upon mere fondling
>also humans:
>NOOOO DON’T SPANK ME WHILE I’M IN YOUR LAP WITH MY DICK BETWEEN YOUR LUSCIOUS THIGHS AIEEEEE I AM GONNA CUM STOOOOP FEELING GOOD IS LE BAD AAAAAAAA
Why are they like that?

>>47169943
I want to dominate those strong beasts, you want to get dominate by them. Both sides of the same coin if you ask me

>>47169943
like 90% of all monster girl stuff is femdom, often pretty hard.
>>47169916
A single franchise does not a monster girl focus make.

>>47169950
>wasting cum for thighjobs
Dark Elves are truly the dumbest of mamono.

>>47169939
Nah, I'll encourage her mastery of the arts of paizuri. I can resist anything, except paizuri.

>>47169956
Does anyone remember what the fic with the banshee wife and her husband who had an intense thigh fetish that she indulged him in was called? It was really good I remember it really vividly

>>47169952
>A single franchise does not a monster girl focus make.
MGE does and that's just the reality of it. Sorry, but you'll have to deal.

>>47169993
you wish.

i like delves better when they're ourple

>>47170016
I like them better when they're Drizzt's sister trying to get him to fuck her.

>>47170016
Wrassle?

>>47170022
A little bit of incestousness makes the whole thing better
if you had a perfectly good unmarried brother why would you let him marry someone else

I'm going to get fairydommed. My mistress will be the size of a small can of coke, and weigh even less. She will dominate my body and soul, despite her tiny stature and pitiful physical strength. She will force me to make daisy chains with her and make her snacks.

>>47170016
This is one of the better musclegirls I've seen.

>>47170022
>Drizzt returns to the Underdark
>takes a boat someplace
>random drow girl comes up to him and asks if he'd like to be her slave
I'd insta-lose in the Underdark...

>>47170016
Would get thrown over her shoulder after being captured in a surface raid

>>47170037
Anything can dominate you if it tries hard enough. Good on you for recognizing fairy supremacy.

>>47170039
Eh, anything more than a light set of abs on a woman is approaching faggot territory

>>47170010
I dont need to. Cry harder.

>>47170061
I'll take your opinion when I ask for it, retard

>>47170074
welcome to 4chan
enjoy your stay

>>47170061
And you'd know exactly where faggot territory is, wouldn't you Anon?

>>47170061
It’s always weird seeing that posted years after it was commissioned.

>>47170061
>seething fatass porcer hands typed this

>>47168213
But he hisses at me and does the "it's not like I want cuddles" routine every time i do
Why can't cats just be honest like the rest of us people can?

>>47170071

>>47170116
Just hiss back at her and tell her not to bother you if she doesn't want cuddles.

Daily reminder that for an Irn bru and a bag of chips you could force your superior English shaft up this flower of Scotland's anus and stir last night's haggis

>>47170016
blue

>>47170121
It's such a shame her franchise and /vg/ thread are so dead you have to come here to talk about it, lmao

>>47170149
I don't go to /vg/ because I don't want to talk about jrpg builds.

>>47170061
Fiercely based and truthpilled.

Too much muscle on a woman, and they look like men. Light set of abs, and maybe some ever-so-slightly visible biceps. Like anything on that on a woman and you're a closet homosexual.

>>47170037
Fairies terrify me.

Well, not them specifically, but all the horrible things that could happen to a creature so small. I'd worry constantly about a neighborhood cat or dog ripping her apart, a garden snake swallowing her up, or some large object falling on her and crushing her. Or even just my clumsy ass accidentally stepping on her or rolling over on her in bed.

>Looking to foxed?
>Ancient
>Evil
>Fluffy
>Fertile (allegedly)
>Shes the fox for you!

>>47169437
Gives a whole new set of meanings to "hot wax"

>>47170180
>Fertile (allegedly)

>>47169317
Yeah I just scroll past half the thread these days.

>>47170173
If you think it would be bad with a fairy wife, imagine how bad it would be with fairy daughters.

Best mamono for a single species harem?

First ones that come to mind are some farm animal girls, orcs, and khepris. But what others do you think would suit this scenario well?

>>47170343
Cu sith because dogs are loyal pack creatures.

>>47170343
succubi elves lamias foxes

>walk up to succ
>call her ass fat
>do a 360 and walk away

>>47170343
Slimes for all the jello flavors.

>>47170343
Devil bugs, zombies, ocemolehs, hebis.

>moving in with sandworm wife
>notice something shiny lodged in one of the walls
>reach into the fold and pull out a magic lamp
>ask sandworm how long it's been there
>"no idea, it is something important?"

>>47170343
Fox

>>47170482
>do a 360
you moonwalk off while maintaining eye contact with her?

>>47170540
That pink one is a proper vixen.

>>47170343
Three sets of three weasel sisters.

>>47167766
Good taste. At least a quarter of her albums are about snussy, but she really puts effort into her songs about other monsters. That’s why a large chunk of her monster fans aren’t even Lamia. It probably helps that her live shows double as mixers. She could play the Silk Road Tour and still have a few dozen lonely Selkies in the crowd during “Lonely Iceberg”. Granted that it’s not difficult to find a humanless intrusion of roaches, but they could always use more love. As a fringe benefit, they buy more than twice as many tickets as standard fans while taking up half as much seat space. It goes without saying that four half naked roaches sharing a single chair is an entertaining show in and of itself…otoh, their nonexistent concessions purchases and tendency to spoil furnishings that can’t be hosed off remain an obvious write-off.

>>47168187
It's a lot easier when you steal the tune from The Simpsons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt5X8zrHiSM

>>47170343
Ochimushas or Wights as your loyal samurai/knights.

>>47170611
That's far too many girls.

>>47170343
bees

I'm not going to sex the fox, no matter how much she screams for it.

>>47170725
OUT OF MY WAY, I'M SEXING THE FOX

>>47170729

>>47170729
She's a girl. Could you really not tell from that pic?

>>47170757
You have to get a feel for it, you know? Get a real hands on experience.

You aren't too old to play with the smug mamono brat next door.

>>47167736
Monkey girls are cute. CUTE.

If your wife hasn't already produced triplets can you even call yourself a man?

>>47170898
Maybe if she lets me play with her anus

>>47170974
>only triplets

People said you should never stayed the night at a foxes house or you will stay forever.
They would be right.

>>47171016
Thankfully, there's always a hebi around somewhere who might be willing to let you crash for the night.

The hagzone has free lodging

>>47170898
I am too old

What can you find at hag crag?

>>47171061
hagons most likely

>>47169821
This isn't a femdom thread thoughever

>>47171106
Sex golem thread!

>>47171130
Automaton is the vastly more likely wife for all of us to have in the next fifteen years.

>>47171130
I only have Fight Golem.

>>47170898
No but I suspect she's too old to play with me. I'm sorry but a real kid would not think that Pink Floyd is what the kids are into these days.

>>47171138
Well, as long as she's yandere as fuck.

>>47171138
>Wipe anon's automaton wife's drives
>Reprogram her to recognize me as her husband and not him
>The "wife" that was programmed on the automaton no longer exists, completely gone for all eternity, no afterlife
>Said automaton is now my wife until someone does the same to me
Robots are shit. Marry a real, living girl instead.

>>47171219
Go inside with her and show her YOUR pink floyd. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
PENIS

>>47171222
Yes

>>47171233
No

>>47171233
You can reprogram people too.

>>47171262
Flayers prefer to call that reality realignment and they also think it's evil.

>>47171262
Living monster girls cannot be overridden and reprogramed like a machine automaton can.
Real flesh and bones > Unnatural machine copycat

Marry a good kiki instead. Hell, even marry one of those ugly, abomination slimes with those gross eyes. Even they have real souls unlike some robot pretending to be alive.

>>47171295
>gross eyes
Don't ask your shog wife to have a gross of eyes. It's WAY too many eyes and she'll end up putting them all over the house, which is cute, but unnerving, because they'll all gonna be staring at you.

>Getting boobnapped by a holst because you made a comment about being thirsty on a hot day

Foxes scream and piss everywhere during sex

>>47171378
>Made the comment because it's hot
>It's even hotter under her sweaty cleavage
Holst-chan, please! I'm normally a proponent of drinking stroight from the tap, but this is a day for a cold glass from the fridge.

>>47171391
imagine

>>47171391
That's all women

>>47171399
She doesn't care at this point.

It's hot. She's hot. You're hot. She's in heat. She's taking you into that hot, musty barn. It's gonna get hotter and a lot wetter too.

>>47171391

>>47171419
Sadly true.

If you find yourself threatened by a wurm, just close your eyes. Wurms are not very smart, and assume that if you can't see them then they can't see you.

>>47171451
Why would a wurm ever threaten me? If that happened I'd have to assume something bad is happening to her and she needs help. That's not the time to close your eyes!

>>47167572
UUUOOOOOHHHH
HEEEEEBIIII SEEEEEEEEEGS
https://files.catbox.moe/6lb9dx.png

>>47171497
MAXIMUM BODY CONTACT

Hey guys, how do you escape the shrine? All the doors are locked and the escape items arent working

>>47171510
overwhelm the shrine fox with love and affection
eventually she will get tired of you and kick you out

>Monster girl doujin
>Good art
>Good translation
>Good dialogue
>Good premise
>Last page
>Snuff

>>47171510
You have to solve the puzzles before the timer runs out.

If you tell a fox she can't sex you, she is LEGALLY OBLIGATED not to. It only applies to foxes, though. And only in certain places at certain times.

>>47171513
Perfect.

>>47171513
Many such cases.

>>47171544
>'y-y-y-you can't r-rape me, it's not al-allowed!'
triple raping, milking until dry, making permanent impressions into the mattress, manhandling, cuddling after for being a good cumpump etc. required

>>47171642
What monsters would keep you cumming in her looong after you empty your balls?

>>47171233
I wouldn't really say things like that unless you want to spend the rest of your life being 'made harmless' by our robot overlords in a comfy little cell deep underground somwhere

>>47171651
None of them, that would be silly and pointless. They would simply make you refill your balls.

>>47171655
Automaton MGCPD reporting for duty!
>genki pr-bot gives a salute and faint smile in a dark room
Today's case? The case of one of the rare NTR cucks!
>in the background of the video is a captive man struggling against his chains
Today is day 188 of his rehabilitation, for his treatment i will once again give him lovey dovey affirmations and physical contact!
>anon screams out in agony through his gag
Don't worry! By day 368 he'll be entirely secure in his confidence, and he'll never even dream of his lover cheating on him!
>genki-bot starts disrobiny
Wish me luck! This is the MGCPD officer G-3nk3i signing off!

>>47171497
ms hebi kind of heavy

>>47171685
oh no not an energetic lovey dovey robot girl anything but that

>>47171713
Truly a fate worse than death... no wonder NTR anons are so vehement in tearing down the special 'L0v3 L0v3' division of the MGCPD!

>>47171426
she can pee on me anytime

>>47171751
You should have just gotten a catgirl. No need to pretend.

>>47171764
Why does a cat need nipples that big?

>>47171660
For what reason? You're guaranteed to impregnate her with octuplets on the first shot and that's only because her reproductive system isn't quite used to optimizing baby production yet.
Can't improve that amount by dumping more semen in there.

>>47171751
>When your ancient hag fox wife wants to mark you "the old fashioned way"

>>47171858
>She means smother you with kiss marks

>>47171893
Yeah, she's old enough to still be a major fan of Kiss. Even keeps trying to get you to dress up like they do.

>>47171922
She can do the tongue thing, so that's cool at least.

I need an ancient evil oni to drink with, have sloppy drunk sex where we both say pretty embarrassing stuff the whole time and tease her in the morning about that

>>47171846
It's an obvious evolutionary trait that give them an evolutionary advantage for...uhhh...yeah.

>>47171938
Making hot cocoa?

>>47171942
You mean kot cocoa.

>>47171945
A kingdom specialty.

>>47171947
>Served lukewarm
>The monster residents treat drinking it immediately as a test of courage

>Hellhound bursts into my home and hits on me
>Flirting and kissing takes us to the laundry room
>In a sudden move, I stuff her in the washing machine with some detergent
>Sit on the machine while it washes that smelly, dirty hound
>The cycle finishes
>She comes out as white with lovely blonde hair and light sparkles emanating from her eyes
>She's much more tame and reserved and much more lovely

>>47171995
Sounds like a zipanguese commercial for washing powder.

>>47172005
It's a good thing Hellhounds have high self esteem.

>>47172005
Yes, that's what inspired the greentext

>>47172005
Wasn't that Mist Continent material? I guess it's a small difference either way.

>>47171930
I would like to drink with a Kej, Nurarihyon, Ryu or Tsurara, off the top of my head. Zipangu has a much higher concentration of monsters that would go well with alcohol than other regions for some reason.

>>47171952
Within sight of the kot that produced it, ideally.

Big scary Monsters trying to prey upon men and look so frightening and intimidating only to be completely surprised when the human hugs her waist and says she's so cute and that he loves her. The scary part actually ended up making the human more attracted to her.

>>47172040
He drinked it

>>47172040
>>47172096
OK, but is there cocoa in it? And marshmellows?

>"That's Matilda, the longest-serving member of the dragon knights"
>"We tried to retire her after she died, but she challenged Deonora to a fight to prove that she still had what it takes"
>"She's extremely aggressive, even for a dragon zombie. You'd have to be very confident to choose her as a mount"

>>47172195
I want her to purr like a beeeeeeg kitty while I polish her horns and call her Maddie.

>>47172195
I'd still love my monsterwife even if she took her old form every now and then. Would you?

>>47172203
>Monster wife takes her original form:
>Your neighbor (before she got bit by purp snek).
>Pretty mid, ngl

>>47172011
Fucking cringe ass 8ch meme.

>>47172207
>foxwife just becomes a huge fox
>still just as soft though

>>47172217
>huge fox
Yeah, she's gotta work on that.

>>47172238
Mofuball

>>47172238
Do not call your foxwife fat, she's milkmaxxing.

>>47172268
I assure you that's not my jam. Not enough legs. Too many tails.

How would you feel if you got abducted by aliens and taken away by them to their ship in high orbit and they looked like this?

>>47172276
Horny. Although while I find Ada hot she shouldn't be posted here since she's from a yuri centric setting and yuri is shit.

>>47172268
Bulking for winter

>>47172285
It's important to keep husband and daughters warm during cold months.

I wanna get vored by a lamia.

>>47172276
I'm assuming they'd be xeno-compatible, so sex

>>47172276
Literal yuri monster.

>>47172298
So she's an astronaut?

the kinda of mg to walk down the stairs in slippers and a nightgown holding a candle to investigate a mysterious noise from downstairs

>>47172332

>>47172283
Seems fine to me.

>>47172340
Of all the monsters to make lolis, this should've been one of them. An easily carried candle girl.

>>47172352
>this should've been one of them.
for the puns?

>>47172340
What would her nightgown be made of to not just burn up in flames as soon as she puts it on.

>>47172358
asbestos

>>47172364
more liek ASSbestos, amirite?

>>47172370
>ass best
Checks out.

>>47172352
>An easily carried candle girl.
>pick up candle loli
>she thinks she's about to be corrected
>you instead use her as a literal candle to explore the spooky mansion

>>47172352
>>47172385
For me, it'd be nice to have the current shapely candlegeist, but she can also be smol candle size. So, like 6 inches tall and just kinda hangs out on your palm illuminating things.
But I'm irrationally fond of smol mamono.

>>47172408
>But I'm irrationally fond of smol mamono.
based

How fast can a bunny hop?

>>47172426
would

>47172426
>47172430
>>>/trash/ belongs in >>>/trash/

>>47172446
doesnt stop me from woulding

Need a Candlegeist for my birthday cake.

>>47172276
This one has nice molestable tail.

>>47172511
>Just her head poking out of the cake
>Doesn't even jump out of it.

>>47172539
hope she sings happy birthday since she's there

>>47172352
It's easy to imagine a loli version and lore reasons for how she's created, like she's born from accidentally destroyed unused candles instead of burned out candles so she's younger

I don't buy the selling point of Monsters. I don't really see them as women. The whole loyal, faithful wife and relationship stuff sounds nice but when it comes to Monster girls you just wouldn't care about that at all. No, these creatures are only made for sex and sex is all they're useful for. Nobody cares about love, get real, you aren't consuming this series because you want le lovey dovey wholesomerino relationship. You want sex, you want to masturbate. MGE girls are just sex golems, and I use that term even knowing the assblast it usually causes. You wouldn't believe them anyway if you had one and she promised never to cheat on you, a hot girl is untrustworthy exactly because she's only useful for sex.

You just can't think of a Monster as a wife. It's true.

>>47172722
What is the point of this post?

>>47172722
>I don't buy the selling point of Monsters
Who asked?

>>47172722
That's the exact same shitty mindset that jaded nips use to justify destroying everything good with their NTR, ryona, prostitution, yuri and futa fetishes. Fuck off. You only feel that way because you've had a shit experience, if you actually had an MGE girl you wouldn't think this way at all.

>>47172733
Showing to everyone that he was just a passerby that has no interest to be here and that he belong here anyway

>>47172733
>>47172739
>>47172740
You guys are basically attracted to the idea of a blowup doll telling you she loves you. You don't really want a wife or a relationship, you want a robot that can't betray you because she's programmed not to. You could stand to be a little more honest with yourselves and admit that you don't really care about things like "love".

>>47172756
Cry about it.

>>47172756
I'd love a robot wife.

>>47172740
>if you actually had an MGE girl you wouldn't think this way at all.
Anon. They aren't real. Nobody has them.

>>47172762
There's nothing to cry over. The only one that would be crying is you having to face the reality that your treasured series MGE doesn't portray love, it portrays nothing. You don't actually want what you're claiming to want. You're putting the label "love" on something that isn't actually love. You have to be seriously mentally deranged to want the fucking evil bullshit this hentai garbage portrays.

Go back to reality and get a grip on it, you will be much happier than, trust me.

You should make more foxes.
They're not endangered or anything, you should just make more.
I bet your genes would be really good for making a fox.

Some tourist is off his meds again

>>47172796
ok but only with young foxes
they will be hard to find since 95% of the fox population are hags

>>47172784
>MGE doesn't portray love
Real life love is shit. I'll gladly take fictional love over it any day.

>>47170173
The smaller they are, the more toon force applies—that’s literally how sex with them works in the first place

>>47172834
Yeah, if they can stretch that much I bet their bodies are insanely resilient

>>47172796
This but breed rarer foxes to help bring their numbers closer to the standard fox species.

>>47172796
it's nice to have a lady that values me for what's on the inside

>>47172928
Mostly your liver.

>>47172766
Caretaker units can be clingy sometimes.

>>47172931
Not every fox is a drunk anon, only most of them.

>>47172947
If the fox speaks Korean, you need to be leavin'.

>>47172956
did you consider the titties though? it sounds like you might have not

>>47172956
Good thing Korea doesn't exist in the MGE

>>47172784
So is there any monster girl settings that portray actual love

will i sometimes have to do things i don't want and face unimaginable horrors?

>>47173001
There is very little media in general that portrays actual love.

Big Mofu doesn't want you to know this but you can shave a fox and keep the fluff if you are fast enough

Why is always the same generic fox all the time?

Because they're boring. You need the RAW, DYNAMIC EXCITEMENT of the DRAGON.

>>47173026
ms hebi BEGRUDGINGLY negotiates with your kejorou hairdresser HARLOT to sweep up all your LOVELY cut hairs and take them home
but it takes her a while to sift out all the SLUT hairs from the mixed bag o' hair she took home

more fox spam from /vg/ faggots

>>47172960
>>47173026
Holy milk making titty monsters

>>47173064
>ms hebi letting some WHORE touch her anon's precious hair
>ms hebi letting any SLUT touch anon period
anon better get his hebi checked out, she might be sick/bugged

>>47173053
It's not. Don't say all foxes look the same.

>>47173077
I DARE you to show me 2 foxes that actually look different.

>>47173076
ms hebi has her troubles until she's mrs hebi

>>47173084
sounds like a skill issue
anon is going to have to take matters into his own hands make ms hebi his mrs hebi

>>47173069
Fox milk is very nutritious and refreshing

>>47173088
He better hurry; shit's getting real scary out here for other mamono.

How would the ancient evil snake react to my heartfelt confession of love? Would she just rape me or blush get all timid and then rape me?

>>47173081

>>47173081
he's right

Local vampire happy to see (you) wondering what (you) think of her swimsuit.

>>47173098
>Blush
>Get timid
>Pout
>Explain that you're supposed to resist and make her earn it
>Then she'll get all flustered and sad until you make the first move
>THEN she'll rape you, but be really, really declarative the whole time about how you're supposed to react.
>You're both going to be TERRIBLE roleplayers for the whole scene.
>But you'll get better. You've got all the time in the world to practice.

>>47173113
I thought vampires can’t cross or enter running water, thus the reason so many are stinky

>>47171942
>>47171945
>not made with mucus
Disgusting.

>>47173127
Wut

>>47173113
She needs to show it off in the summer sun, so I can really form an opinion

>>47168770
>>47168916
>wants a jumped up hairless monkey as a sex pet
>can’t tolerate screeching and shit flinging
What kind of total failwife can deal with normal human behavior? Bet she can’t even make decent tendies either.

>>47173185
*can’t

>>47173185
How to make tendies:
>Hire a kiki

>>47172722
>>47172756
>>47172784
You will never be a good writefag fuck off you tumblrina posting loser

>>47173212
Don't be so hostile to magus.

>>47173113
It doesn’t have enough perpendicular patterns to arouse me.

>>47173127
Need me a frog that puts her snot into everything

>>47173216
?

>>47172722
>magic bitches are only useful for seggs
Passable b8, man. Needs a touch more pompous derision to go with the illogic. Better luck next time, sport!

Eros supports human trafficking

>>47173277
So does the US Department of Transportation via the Federal Highway Fund!

I think we should fox

>>47173241
>non-alcoholic snot
Plebe.

>>47173277
Well duh, her whole shtick is stealing away lonely men from terrible conditions to equally lonely monstergirls in conditions just waiting for a family to fill.

Eros support monster sex sports, underage sex at school and pregnancy at schools, and it denounces Christmas cakes and virgin hags

>>47173277
Well, I wish she'd hurry the fuck up about it.

>>47173277
Who doesn’t? Now sell me your children! How much for the little girl?

>>47173290
The Blues Brothers.

>>47173301
Give the man 4 fried chickens and a Coke.

>>47173127
That's my eel wife's job.

Two tsunderes fell in love. Eros wept

>>47173279
Wonderworm needs to step up her game, she only supports t e r r o r i s m. Or is Dormouse the drug dealer now? I can’t tell anymore. Guess I better grow my own. Damnit now I don’t know if that’s Trolls or Alraunes. Why is everything so damn complicated?!

did you come here for answers?

Monsters would rid the world of western culture and it would be a good thing.

They LOCKED Him Inside

>>47173318
It’s odd that she does that when you can get it ‘straight from the tap’.

>>47173285
Eros supports her massive tits with nothing whatsoever.

>>47173333
I came here for b8, apparently.

>Walk into the rat warrens
>Leave with 8 wives and 17 kids

>>47173363
>no botulism or cheese puns
Fake news, but captcha believes you. GP00N4

Your 6 year old monster daughter will get used as an onahole in preschool by a fat sweaty slobbish guy who smells like a 4 year old tuna sandwich and you HAVE to like it otherwise you are a BAD GUY according to monsters who is against true love. If you don't like it, your wife will just "rape correct" you until you do enjoy the idea of your young progeny getting raped by ugly fat guys.

>>47173345
Mixing drinks on my wife is possible but cumbersome. She also can't fit into my thermos for me to enjoy at work, so sometimes containers are necessary.

>>47173216
This isn't about Magus.

>>47173378
It is only natural for daughters to seek out men that resemble their fathers. If it is good enough for my wife it is good enough for my daughter.

>>47173335
Can't wait!

>>47173378
By the third time they have sex the guy will look like a chad. If he still looks the same after a while it's because that's what your daughter is into.

>>47173362
Just one of those nights it seems.

>>47173378
Yes and this is wrong how? Only a fag from the west would think it's unnatural.

>>47173381
Sensible_chuckle.jpeg
>>47173378
I was fine with the kids humping each other, so it’s roughly the same. I wish his outnumbered ass the best. Now me and the wives will be able to walk around bare assed naked again. Ball and Johnson dance!

I like cold and snow and I like succubi. How do succubi native to cold places look like?

>>47173432
Pure white skin, ambush predators

>>47173419
Ares could be supporting creepers looking at you right NOW! You know the rule, don’t anything interesting until they start throwing $20 bills.

Monster children that are actually le 1000 years old are shit. They need to actually be young.

>>47173432
Fat and hairy?

>>47173432
i tried taking a cold shower but couldn't...

>>47173450

>>47173450
but do you have a way to detect them?

>>47173458
It’s simplicity itself, pic.

>>47173458
lolibabas may not have boobs but they rarely lack in the posterior deparment.

>>47173475
Is this elf autistic or something?

Loli should be the only thing allowed to be posted here.

>>47173482
All elves are.

>>47173482
Yes, very very autistic. Even by elf standards.

>>47170343
Satyros and tentacle profiles don’t object to yuri tendencies as foreplay. You’d be the main course first and foremost, but they’d keep each other entertained while waiting for their turn with you, keeping sexual frustrations low and making group politics far easier.

>>47171233
speedreader-kun, I…

Here's the yuritroon pushing his bullshit again as usual.

>>47173500
>Heh, raping a 4 year old monster? Perfectly fine *pushes up glasses*
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TWO MONSTER WOMEN CAN'T KISS EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!! *bleeds from the eyes and ears*

>>47173510
I can tell by your way of posting that you are not from around here

>>47173524
what'd you expect?

>>47173524
Prove the post wrong.

>>47173528
>yuri is beloved only by troons
>pedochads are actual men that like girls at their best
Done.

>>47173432
>How do succubi native to cold places look like?
Fluffy, and I don't mean fur.

>>47173537
Why do you tourists keep bringing your normalfag buzzwords? Write normally not like retarded children.

>>47173546
to think the lesser succ almost had a purpose

>>47173547
Fr fr gyatt, fanum tax these touring skibidis on god brah.

Monsters that enjoy anal fun are the best

>>47173491
Imagine your wife teaching you the best way to eat out your other wife.

>>47173550
Winter lesser succubi are double fluffy, but eventually they'll lose the natural coat and you have to buy them a sweater.

>>47173510
That’s why no one likes Devil Bugs. Who wants to see a bunch of horny attractive women turn into an orgy every time they get out of range of the garden hose? Exactly. And of course well-kept carpeting will always be far more appealing that hot wet and uninhibited girl on girl action. Carpeting is important, guise!

>>47173560
I know
https://files.catbox.moe/6hfr8v.jpg

I do not understand analfags. There is nothing attractive about the smell of shit.

>>47173560
Obligatory reference to the tongue twister. Swiggity swooty etc

>>47173537
>pedochads
>girls at their best
Whatever you say mr rabbi

>>47173605
You seem to be on the wrong board, tourist.

>>47173560
This is why Zombies are the best, I can do whatever I want o them and they never say no

how to deactivate fox?

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to make fun of Medusa's just because they can't shoot beams. The can still freeze you solid and are stone cold tsunderes when they need to be.
Just make sure you don't take the times they wrap you up for granite either.

Rock pun goes here.

>>47173378
I choose to ignore KC's little girl fetish. Pedophilia ruins his setting, and leads to awful shit like this.

I am the head of a secret organization planning to engineer a virus that is hyper deadly to Dragons and then spread it in Dragonia to enact genocide upon the Dragons so Humans can reclaim those lands we rightfully own from them. Nobody can stop us.

Are we on raid hours? where's Meido?