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>>47134342
>sample

>>47134342
It only works if she wants it. If she doesn't then expect Fantasy Seal fuckery as you trip and fall and miss her holes like it's a cartoon.

>>47134391
Kek that sounds pretty funny

Can't anyone woo Reimu (at least temporarily) with small donations?

>>47134342
Because this is what'll happen

>>47134660
As if. By all evidence Reimu is weak to romance.

>>47134660
>>47134673
Reimu is a maiden at heart

>>47134342
She's average looking.
She lives in the middle of nowhere.
She's poor as fuck.
Her only power only makes it so you can't fuck her.
Now compare to the rest of the options people have in gensokyo.

>>47134342
The villagers are unworthy folk, only an outsider can do it, exotic folk with foreign tech are more likely to charm her than primitive superstitious people.

>>47134342
Man if Reimu tried to woo ME I'd probably be really flattered and a little embarrassed even though there are many other Hus I'd rather romance.

>>47134813
you don't have many options for hair tubes

>>47134892
You can just pick any other girl and put hair tubes on her.

>>47134813
>She's average looking.
Reimu, alongside Kaguya and Yuyuko, are the only characters ever referred to as beautiful. So until explicitly stated otherwise, Reimu > your favourite 2hu
>She lives in the middle of nowhere.
Most 2hus live in the middle of nowhere. Gensokyou itself in literally in the middle of nowhere
>She's poor as fuck.
That's fanon. Reimu has plenty of money to throw mutiple parties at her Shrine
>Her only power only makes it so you can't fuck her.
Reimu can also summoned the power of Gods to aid her like Yorihime.
>Now compare to the rest of the options people have in gensokyo
She's a better wife candidate then almost any other 2hu

>>47134920
it's not the same

>>47134926
Isn't that because Reimu is dressed in Red and Red is often considered an attractive color? It's funny to me though since Red should be Remilia's color but instead she's more of a pale violet girl than a Red/Scarlet one.

>>47134813
Reimu is very beautiful thank you very much

>>47134926
>beautiful
Look at how beautiful she is. Also, that's because it's in her name. The kanji used in her name for rei (麗) literally means beautiful.
>That's fanon
Sorry, but Ibarakasen was written by ZUN himself.

>>47135151
ibarakasen literally shows her rapidly swinging from incredibly popular to a deserted shrine, but it never really showed reimu as poor. Too lazy to make food from time to time, but also in possession of a massive amount of food for festival/party preparations.
if you want to call Reimu poor you have to use sangetsusei to do it, and even then it doesn't count because komachi doesn't deal in normal currency anyway

Cute, very cute!!!

reimufags are the worst 2hufags

>>47135269
Are they too mainstream?

>>47134775
I firmly believe these are the sorts of expressions you'd see daily on a reimu who's madly in love with you and they're such a huge charm point that I can't understand why no one has married her yet

Most guys don't have the money to woo her.

>>47135269
No Cirnofags and Koishifags are worse.

>>47134813
>She's average looking.
>She lives in the middle of nowhere.
>She's poor as fuck.
>Her only power only makes it so you can't fuck her.
Those are literally my most defining traits. She was made for me.

>>47135278
>I can't understand why no one has married her yet
She's only like 14, anon. She's not yet serious about romance.
Give her a couple more years and I'm sure she'll start husband-hunting in earnest.

>>47135204
>deserted shrine
>never really showed reimu as poor
Anon...

>>47134926
>Reimu has plenty of money to throw mutiple parties at her Shrine
She did not use her money

>>47135589
>She's only like 14
Embodiment of Scarlet Devil occurred like 22 years ago...

>>47135589
>She's only like 14, anon.
out of 10
>Give her a couple more years and I'm sure she'll start husband-hunting in earnest.
Let me guess: when she ready for settle down, right?

>>47135824
We both know she hasn't aged a day

>>47134342
haha nice wooing image hahaha

>>47135269
Koishifags are worse just because most of them are subhuman grimfaggots

oh fine, i'll do itt

>>47135824
And she hasn't aged a day ever since. Incredible!
>>47135846
Yeah, ready to settle down with her husband and the fourteen kids she'll have with him after he deflowers her on their wedding night.

>>47135973
That image is the results you get if you manage to woo her successful

Of course, that is after the marriage ceremony

>>47135589
>like 14
I've always got a late teens feel from Reimu, like 17 to 19. I think it's partially that I think she'd need to be old enough that Kosuzu sees her as a 'I want to be like her when I grow up; sort of figure and not just someone a year or two older than her. I can't see a 14 year old Reimu interacting with the older youkai the way she does, while I could definitely see a late teens/early 20s Reimu acting constantly annoyed with their haggy ways

>>47135509
This, it's my sign to stay away from someone.

>>47134681
Look at her expression

Those are the eyes of a girl who only knows romance from fairy tales

>>47136809
Cute innocent Reimu

>>47136079
>I can't see a 14 year old Reimu interacting with the older youkai the way she does
Not that far fetched if you include 98 lore, bitch was raiding hell solo with a stick and ball at 8yr. Didnt even fly

>>47134342
In universe? It's because Gensokyo is sexless and Zun realizes the fans would literally crucify him if he ever gave the characters canon boyfriends.

>>47134926
>Reimu, alongside Kaguya and Yuyuko, are the only characters ever referred to as beautiful.
Where?

Also, Byakuren is canonically beautiful.

>She's a better wife candidate then almost any other 2hu
Because of her position and nothing else. You are basically the second most powerful human in Gensokyo as her husband. You could literally walk around the youkai forest nude and covered in barbecue sauce and nobody would touch you.

>>47136875
Just realized, this is the out of universe explanation.

In universe, we don't know. She's basically the Bitch queen of Gensokyo (And not all of their little danmaku and spellcards will stand in her way again) so you think there would be somebody trying to take advantage of that.

>>47136922
I think she's too intimidating. Sure she spends time lazing around or fucking around but when she enters Crimson Slasher mode she becomes scarier than the yokai she's hunting down. The human villagers are therefore too afraid of her.

Reimu more like Midmu

Everyone knows Yukari (h)fags are the worst.

Also, fags who bitches about other fags being the worst is like calling a homeless nigger a homeless nigger by another homeless nigger.

Know your place and look in a mirror next time.

>>47137057
No Koishi and Cirnofags are the fucking worst. Yukarifags just talk about how pretty or old or allegedly "shy". If anything people who hate her are the worst. Same tired ass no longer funny jokes and mischaracterisation. On the other hand most (not all) cirnofags are idiotic tertiaries and koishifags are utterly insufferable.

>>47137077
Homeless Nigger

>>47137047
This, people also fail to consider that she spends her time sorrounded by youkai, in a youkai infested shrine, of course people want to do nothing with her unless they have a specific youkai they want to see dead.

>>47136922
The in universe explanation is that she isn't interested in it.

>>47137110
I don't think she's uninterested in it

>>47136809
I makr the se expressions when some guy I think a loser like me tells me about his gf and shit.

>>47137127
Unless you can find a panel where she says something along the lines of "Ah~ I want a boyfriend", yeah, she just isn't interested.

>>47137047
That... MIGHT be possible? Issue is they rely too much on her for that. She's basically the only youkai exterminator alongside Marisa. You think somebody would be trying to marry her for power.

It's weird how ZUN accidentally writes the human villagers as total saints. Literal perfect pacifist people that make the folks of Tazmily village edgy.

>>47137110
That's actually contradicted by the comics.

>>47137174
>Unless you can find a panel where she says something along the lines of "Ah~ I want a boyfriend", yeah, she just isn't interested.
She literally blushes at the sight of romance. I don't know how you can take that as a lack of interest. At worst it's her being too shy.

>>47137184
What if it is a cast thing like the tengus? The villagers know that they cant marry someone from the "upper" class as the shrine maidens, so they just dont.

Are we discussing if the 'mu would sit on my dick again?

>>47137199
>What if it is a cast thing like the tengus?
Then Reimu would be even more prone to receive marriage proposals from nobles. She's basically the queen, a sheriff, and a major religious figure all in one.

>>47137191
>She literally blushes at the sight of romance
Are you being dense on purpose? You know there is a big difference between that and being interested in being IN a romance, right?
It's like saying that 100% of the people that liked an anime about [sport] wants to play that [sport].

>>47137222
>You know there is a big difference between that and being interested in being IN a romance, right?
It shows she has a understanding of romance and a nervousness about it that implies interest.

>>47137235
Being interested in movies doesn't mean you want to make or be in a movie.
Or do you need a food analogy to understand?

>>47136885
>you could literally walk around the youkai forest nude and covered in barbecue sauce and nobody would touch you
Just skip the Reimu part at this point. Youkai would be too creeped out to touch this naked saucy madman anyway.

>>47137211
From who? Nobody villagers? Theres not an "upper class" in the village that would benefit from that like there was in the times Kaguya was around, theyre all peasants, you dont go around wanting to marry the police woman that makes sure niggers dont rob you, do you?
>inb4 yes
Shut up.

>>47137248
Gentlemen, I may not have a brain.
But I have an idea.

>>47137174
To me considering someone handsome is, at the very least, a hint she's interested in romance.

>>47137242
>Being interested in movies doesn't mean you want to make or be in a movie.
Blushing at the idea of being in a movie does imply you have at least considered the possibility.

>>47137250
> Theres not an "upper class" in the village
The issue is there does actually seem to be one. Going by comments in the print works.

>>47137304
>The issue is there does actually seem to be one. Going by comments in the print works.
But still, even if that was the case, the main reason nobody at the village seems to care is that they are complacent with their situation and are simply not interested, and we are talking about SERIOUS non interest, not Reimu "not interested". The are "happy" with the status quo and those that are not are dispatched by Yukari, and I wouldnt be surprised if wanting to bang the main watchman of the barrier, potentially interfeering with her duties, counts as a reason for being dispatched.
Its the same reason that is given as to why there hasnt been a revolt, with the closest thing to humans wanting to mess around with things being the information cult network that Keine is aware and supports, but that thing might as well not be canon at this point.

>>47137304
>The issue is there does actually seem to be one. Going by comments in the print works.
Please do elaborate on that, because I didnt know about it.
But still, even if that was the case, the main reason nobody at the village seems to care is that they are complacent with their situation and are simply not interested, and we are talking about SERIOUS non interest, not Reimu "not interested". The are "happy" with the status quo and those that are not are dispatched by Yukari, and I wouldnt be surprised if wanting to bang the main watchman of the barrier, potentially interfeering with her duties, counts as a reason for being dispatched.
Its the same reason that is given as to why there hasnt been a revolt, with the closest thing to humans wanting to mess around with things being the information cult network that Keine is aware and supports, but that thing might as well not be canon at this point.

>>47137304
>Blushing at the idea of being in a movie
Anon, if you blush while watching a movie, you aren't blushing at the idea of being in the movie.

No one wants Reimu to be their bride because she is a whore.

>>47137209
They are convinced that raymoo definitely wants to sit on a dick, and that the only reason she hasn't yet is because they are the only ones brave enough to do it.
Any other reasoning is quite literally impossible, since she blushed once and heard someone was handsome another time.

>>47137304
A lot of people look at movies like Fast and Furious and thinks it's the coolest thing ever, but when push comes to shove, no one wants to try to drive a car through a wall into another building.
According to your logic, a lot of people would be wanting to do it, since they liked it a lot when they saw it in the movies.

>>47137535
Oh I see. You're a seething yuricuck.
That explains everything.

>>47137559
>if she doesn't want to sit on a stick, then she 100% wants to rub rugs
You think she is just as horny as you are.
That explains everything.

>heh you don't have the balls for it anon, wear a skirt

>>47137535
You say she isn't interested in romance despite the fact she has been shown to have more interest in that stuff than not. You want us to show you a panel where she is without a shadow of a doubt looking for a boyfriend. However, you have zero evidence Reimu definitely WOULDN'T want that, your only point is the lack of conclusive clues which isn't very strong.
So I'd say that it's more likely than not that our shrine maiden would, indeed, be open to a relationship with a man.

Ambiguity was a fucking mistake.

>>47137690
>she has been shown to have more interest in that stuff than not
You can't be real. How much stuff out there do you think there is with Reimu in it. And now think about how much of that stuff has even an ounce of her even commenting on anything related to romance.
The fact that the best arguments found are:
>reimu blushing because she saw two lovers meeting under a tree
>reimu talking about how she heard from someone else that a guy was handsome
is pretty telling. We have seen how she is when she is relaxing at home, visting other places, doing work, skipping work, at the village, at the underground, at the mountains, at the lake, and at almost every possible scenario, and she basically never ever demonstrated any interest in romance.
And somehow you managed to think that she has shown more interest than not. You know you don't need to hate romance to not be interested in it, right? You just need to not show interest in it, which she does, basically all the time.

Is she at a legal age to smoke the weed?

>>47138019
Thats opium

>>47137174
These pits are literally asking for it
>>47135103

>>47137342
Not that complicated. They have obvious wealth and status disparity. With some people having servants, while others are mentioned as living in poverty. Even if you want to assume that isn't strictly based on nobility status, it does show that class disparity still exists.

>the main reason nobody at the village seems to care is that they are complacent with their situation
Like I said earlier, I'm aware ZUN writes the human villagers as accidental saints. Nobody has ambition, there is no crime, etc etc, However, even if we accept this, SOMEBODY is going to have to marry Reimu before long and that person will be the most powerful human in Gensokyo. It would be far more dangerous to the status quo if that person ended up being a random nobody.

>>47137506
If you blush while watching a romance movie, nobody is going to assume you aren't interested in romance.

>>47137544
People like to feel like they are part of a movie. Just without the danger. That's how a lot of thrill seeking things happen.

And, again, you are comparing actual life threatening danger to getting a date.

>>47137806
>is pretty telling.
It's more than 99% of the cast. Including characters that have canonically had kids.

>>47138085
>a date
What kind of romance movies have you been watching that all that happens is just a fucking date?

>>47138092
Sounds more like 99% of the cast isn't interested in romance. Which is true.

>>47137806
Not explicitly showing interest doesn't mean she doesn't have one. You've ignored my point about lack of evidence not being a good argument and have yet to show a shred of anything proving Reimu isn't interested.
Not to sound like some wannabe debater, but absence of evidence doesn't equate to evidence of absence and such.

>>47134869
>Man if Reimu tried to woo ME
I'd miss every hint she threw at me till 10 years later when I'm trying to sleep

>>47135204
>but also in possession of a massive amount of food for festival/party preparations
The guests at parties bring the food and for festivals she charges stall fees

>>47138237
at the parties they designate someone to be in charge of the food each time. We see Sakuya do it in Lotus Eaters and Wild and Horned Hermit, Marisa does it in both, and Reimu does it in Wild and Horned Hermit.
Reimu actually says in one chapter of Lotus Eaters that she wishes she did charge venue fees for a festival

>>47138398
the venue fees bit from the Chimata chapter of Lotus Eaters

>>47134342
She's a girl in a red dress, buddy. You don't know where she's been.

isn't reimu still only like 12 in the canon?

>>47137559
Let’s compromise and have her fall in love with someone really androgynous.
>>47138019

>>47135589
>>47136873
Do any of you have any actual evidence as to her age? All we know is that in PC-98 canon she’s described as a “child”, which in traditional Japanese culture can be up to 20 years, and she logically must be old enough to be a shrine maiden or miko, for which the minimum age is 10 IIRC. Since Marisa is described as the same age as Reimu despite looking younger, and she is mentioned by ZUN as looking much older in TH3 than TH2, I would guess they’re both roughly middle school age in those games with Marisa hitting a growth spurt in between.

>>47138155
>lack of evidence not being a good argument
In this case, it absolutely is, since it is about the lack of interest in something.
If we are at the judge, and you had to prove that your client has interest in romance to prove she is not guilty, and after all there is documented about Reimu (which is a fucking lot), that is all you could show, my point of her not being interested in romance stands pretty firm.

>>47137559
It's canon, dude.

I ship the 'Mu with this guy from WaHH's chapter 36. His dashing looks aside, he seems to share Reimu's love for good food, doesn't mind sticking around and helping out despite the obvious youkai presence and even lends a hand in promoting Reimu's repeat festival toward the end of the chapter. And let's not forget his massive pair of brass god damn balls that he wiped right over the face of that hunger god that later incapacitated Reimu herself. Guy's a beast.

The only possible worry would be whether the girl could ever sate his massive fucking appetite.

>>47138469
Im pretty sure shes not underaged anymore because ZUN aged her up because he didnt want to promote the whole "minor drinking alcohol" thing.

>>47134660
Reimu like to take the lead?
I dont mind

>>47134342
>I'm surprised no one has tried to woo [the chief warden who brutally murders the poor, abused slaves any time they break out of the dystopian man-eating system they live in] yet
Are you? I'm not.

>>47138559
At this point you may as well let him fuck you instead.

Imagine waking up every morning to this

>>47134342
that poverty miko who shows less emotion than a cardboard cutout? Bitch please, anyone who has a brain cell left after getting gapped over knows what the obvious better option is.

>>47140381
No way. Can't cook worth a crap.

>>47140798
Imagine waking up every morning to this

Imagine
>yet another Touhou manga spinoff
>nothing unusual
>14 chapters in, Marisa enters the shrine and passes some dude. Literally just some dude sweeping the shrine
>"Hey [random name], where's your fiancee?"
>"Hakurei-san went to visit the Bamboo Forest, she seemed agitated"
>We never see the dude again. He doesn't even get a mention
It would be funny

>>47140798
wouldn't do so for long before it got swapped out for maternity ware

>>47142988
It would be pretty funny but it would also likely get ZUN crucified by some rabid fan.

>>47143083
I wonder what would happen if an incident occurred while Reimu is pregnant.

>>47143143
I like to think that everybody with the power to do so, from Yukari to Kasen, would make absolutely sure that no one steps out of line for those 9 months.

>>47142988
Make it funnier. Have no interaction or acknowledgement whatsoever. Just have some dude sweeping the shrine's porch in the background. Maybe petting Aunn. That's it. No further explication. And when someone asks about it in a Q&A? "I don't remember! (laughs)"

Now THAT would be hilarious.

>>47143143
What this anon said >>47143183 is likely but if an incident does occur then Marisa, Sakuya, Sanae, Youmu, Reisen etc. would most likely solve it themselves.

At least this time around Reimu would have an legitimate excuse to be lazy

>>47142988
Sounds like something ZUN's son would do

>>47142814
Fanon nonsense as debunked by some in this thread

>>47140798
I do

>>47145962
Reimu forgot to clean her undies. Again.

>>47134342
>brute
>bitch you live like this?
>no/low morality
>not personable
>constantly surrounded by thieves and monsters
>is a thief and scammer herself
It is no wonder.

>>47134926
>Reimu [...] referred to as beautiful
I think Reimu is pretty but I'm pretty sure she's never ever been referred to as such. Maybe you mean one of her titles, though? afaik none of them refer to beauty though

>>47136875
Gensokyo isn't sexless, the series is just bereft of visible romance.

>>47149358
Reimu and Marisa? Akyuu and Kosuzu? Hisami and Zanmu? Yukari and Yuyuko?

>>47149380
...What about them??

>>47143247
Reimu keeps using you to get knocked up so that she doesn't have to work.
It even sounds like a Reimu idea.

>>47149409
It sounds like one of those ideas that Kasen immediately bonks her on the head for.
But at the same time, Kasen seems like the kind of person who would LOVE to see her notdaughter get pregnant, so maybe she'd encourage it.

>>47149448
>maybe she'd encourage it
Yes but only in the context of a wholesome and monogamous relationship and only after marriage.

>>47149448
I want to see people woo kasen

>>47134342
I want to bend Reimu over and have my way with her inside the shrine

>>47134342
Sex with the 'mu

>>47150060
I would certainty try, maybe bake some sweets

Prone bone her buck ass naked on a hot and humid day at the shrine until we overheat and cummed

>>47140798
Imagine seeing this whenever you go to sleep...

>>47159308
Imagine seeing this whenever you go to sleep...

>>47157536
Just like this

>>47160465
God I love this artist so much
Wish he would draw them give birth

>>47138207
Aren't miko suppossed to be virgin?

>>47161202
If I remember correctly a non-virgin miko just can't wear red

>>47161202
>>47161388
I looked it up, don't know where I got the red thing from, in the past miko were required to be virgins, Modern miko only require you to be unmarried.

>>47161517
also what's the Hakurei God gonna do? Fire Reimu for fucking and then have no one to exterminate youkai? He likes that shit just as much as Reimu does.

>>47161517
neither were the vestal virigns and you know how that goes. if anything, it makes them more tempting to lay

>>47161517
So If the Hakurei "bloodline" is an actual bloodline, then Reimu would need to pull a Virgin Mary to continue said bloodline

>>47134660
sauce

>>47161880
She is supposed to pass her job to her daughter if she has one

>>47144008
ZUN's SON
MAKE REIMU's HUSBAND CANON AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.

>>47162167
You do realize the kid wont pop out fully grown right?

>>47164082
yeah, im just going off the tradition, most popular shrines have more than one maiden. And from pc98 Reimu got the job at like 9. So i guess thats how long the kids got to get the hang of it

>>47164082
Jesus did that
I am sure Reimu's daughter can do the same

>>47161202
They do anal only.

>>47161202
Reimu isn't a wandering miko so yes she is. Even then it depends on the era, 1100-1400s a lot were vagrants relying on prostitution and holy services. After sengoku jidai concluded from Edo mikos were more organised so wandering mikos more or less wasn't because their shrine was underfunded it was more rebelliousness. During Meiji mikos were less spiritually oriented and more ceremonial, a lot of mikos were married to yamabushi which were religious hermits

Reimu is for Big Youkai Cock only

>>47166236
can half breed youkai even become Miko?

>>47134342
Because she’s a psycho with a lust for blood.

>>47166339
abe no seimei did okay as an onmyoji

>>47166236
Well she might as well considering how close she is to Youkai compere to humans and her duty to Gensokyo

I doubt any human would want to be around her if they learn the truth

>>47134342

Holy shit op, that image. You've brought me back to my young days, before I became the miserable old fuck I am today. My first girl looked at me exactly like this, when she asked me to push her down. Fuck, that artist is good.

>>47161202
I mean yeah, it's in the name. Maiden can mean unmarried but in the context of the past that may as well also mean virgin.

get to making more mikos already

Reimu will be the one who wears the pants in any relationship

>>47169070
sorry, i only love dorks

>>47169070
Sanae is already on it

>>47170938
But she doesn't wear pants.

>>47170938
I'd win

>>47172406
You forgot the Nah