/jp/ - Otaku Culture

wormy morning

>>47100288
Wurm?

>>47100297
wormderful

>>47100288
wormy worm...

Need me a sandworm wife

>>47100349
They need you

>>47100277
Koturday is everyday!

>>47100288
Polite worm

>>47100401
No, kots get one day. They need to be respectful.

>>47100478
Then what about kot nuns?
Are they illegal since they get koturday and nunday?

>>47100488
kot nuns? more like kot nons.

When is Wurmsday?
Wurmsmas?
Wurmster?
Remember the feast of the wurms and keep it holy…

>>47100569
wurmsday is wurmsday
we have to be careful since they will pop out in other days

What is greenworm powerlevel?

>>47100597
whatever amount of greens she has eaten
probably a million

I reject this false reality

>>47100597
over nine thousand beans

Nun the wiser.

>see, all I now is ball, and good, and rape...
hellhounds are evil

Imagine being chased down by a hound and then pinned under her sweaty body and made to huff her charcoal butt for air

>>47100808
I'm imagining the smell of shit, sulfur, body odor, the feel of hot, sweaty, greasy skin, seeing lots of black and red and fur, hearing a female's voice so low that it could be mistaken for a man's, and the taste of salt and bitterness.

Stingray monster girl when?

>>47100401
Yeah, revolution

>>47101016
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

>A monster has caught you to rape
>Hug her tight and roll over to be on top
>rape her first
Why humans can't learn such a simple tactic, lol.

>>47101089
>Laughs in serpentine monster

>>47101086
Little crueler fate than to be the designated fat girl with an appetite so big you eat other mamono.

>>47101016
Beware the blubberwock, my son.

Throw some pic ideas. If you want to, of course

>>47101354
Werebat trying to eat ice cream upside down

>>47101354
p'orc office lady

>>47101354
Jabberwock licking dormouse.

>>47101354
Vampire being very embarrassed about not understanding this new "smart phone" and "meme" thing her husband likes to use

>>47101354
wurm eating a box of drill bits

>>47101354
A loli Ice Queen in high class lingerie

>>47101354
Tall hyena girl getting yelled at by midget lion.

this crature was trained to rape you

>>47101704
I have been made to out rape her.

>>47101354
A group of Pyrows, or one Pyrow and two other monsters of your choice, doing this latest meme pose.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=high_school_girls_posing_for_google_street_view_%28meme%29+

>>47101354
Pregnant succubus looking serene and smug

Different designs for womb tattoos

>>47101401
hangin in there

>>47101704
She just needs Ushi Oni horns and seals, and then you have the ultimate rape machine

>>47102253
Good it wasn't scooped, that would've ended in disaster
Thanks

mg has apparently mistaken me for a smart man.

Alp is nimble
Alp is quick
Calls (You) gay
And sucks your dick

>>47102468
Man, I wish alps would stop coming to my house, suck my dick and call me gay .
It's the 5:th time this week.

>>47101704
*defuses her*

what kinds of strange characters do you usually find at the mamono neighbourhood cookout?

>>47102609
>dragon zombie has evolved into dragon wight

>>47102468
Jokes on the alp, he's got barbie doll syndrome

>>47101354
kunoichi mother and daughter

>>47102590
>You have hellhounds, dragons, and salamanders who perform the trick in your Pic
>holsts bringing home made ice cream sandwiches
>Vegetarian monsters cooking on their own grill, with their own food
>the Ushi who can actually perform hibachi-style tricks and stuff for the kids
>plant girls don't like the smoke from cookouts
>aquatic girls have their cookouts by a body of water, so they bring the freshest seafood, at least one of them is always capable of making sushi

>>47102609
Quick, while she's being elegant, slam your face into her crotch!

>>47101448
She'll hit you If you forget

>>47101354
Vamp Mosquito biting someone

>>47102822
nice one yerb

>>47102245
Succubus with womb tattoos that:
>guarantees pregnancy with even one sperm cell
>guarantees no less than quadruplets
>pregnancy has a constant edging effect
>no morning sickness or other discomforts
>guarantees a pleasurable birth
The tattoos take up the entirety of her stomach, cost her a fortune, and took a few years to get them all
But she's got a need to breed

>>47102822
Deeply spankable

>>47102253
So cute, sadly werebat have a shit personality

What did you say that got their attention?

>>47103088
i don't like ranch that much

>>47103088
"Nah, I just don't think romance movies are that good. Nobody falls in love like that"

>>47103088
If I wanted a demonic entity to drain the life out of me, I'd marry a human.

Oh Miss Cupid, I don't know how you get through it all, constantly having to help bring others together but never finding one for yourself. You say Eros will send someone to you one day for you to take and have your way with but that's so nebulous. You seem to just keep matchmaking regardless. You look as hopeless as I did asking human women out in college and... Wait... ...it's me, isn't it?
...
Oh, oh no! M-Miss Cupid, wait hold on, I don't want to get rap-

>>47102253
that bandeau must be strong as hell

>>47102468
The alps are tempting me again.
I don't know how much longer I can hold out

>>47103202
Just get them pregnant (no diddy)

MMMMMMPPPPHHHHFFFFF!!!!!!!

>>47103348
The fate of anyone unlucky enough to become Lamia prey, horrible...

pants are for squares

>>47103415
That guy really likes blaze the cat.

Surely the Dragon will be impressed if I write her a love letter with poetic, flowery language about how beautiful and tremendous she is and send it to her alongside a bundle of roses.

>>47102970

>>47091067
>>47096257
So with these two added to AnonBGreening's story, that's three entries to the contest? Or did I miss any?

>>47103415
Every time I see a wine goat I have the urge to make out with her. I'm not sure why of all species it's them that make me react that way.

>>47103432
She would say that flattery will get you nowhere.
The flattery will actually get you everywhere.

>>47103622
Prime gaping material

>>47101354
Vamp Mosquito or Beelzebub (or both) getting an ass spanking by anon with a flyswatter

>>47103622
How do one resist slapping this butt

>>47103535
That seems to be it so far, but there's still 2 more weeks.

How do I correct a zoomerpire?

>>47103833
Why would she need correction? Just let her be

>>47102259
Funny that you mention it.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3312170

>>47103979
But everyone was always telling me it's not the size, but how you use it that matters...

>>47103861
She is rape personified
I hope she at least has the wherewithal to let you breathe, let alone drink, eat, and sleep

>>47104001
>Pop a raging mushroom
>EZ NO RE

>>47103979
>Teen Dragon has to photohop the size of her tail and wings
It's a dark world we live in

I want to record videos of a dragon knocking down trees with her tail.

>>47104038
I can't spank that tail

>>47104070
Weak, soft hands typed this. You clearly need dragon protection.

>>47104070
go for the scutes on the underside of the tail

>>47103535
I don't have any stories left in me man that aren't just some stupid pastiche of various pop culture shit.

>>47104159
To be fair, Alp's story was also just a gazillion movie references so you might as well go for it

>>47104159
Wait until monster sports get chosen for a writing contest

>>47104247
Field of Dreams with Monsters gives a whole other ring to
>Build it and they will come

>>47101618
Cold looking sort

>>47104281
the lacey stuff is fitting for ice girls

creampie the vampire
creampire

>>47104302
I prefer to go balls deep inside the superior undead

>>47103088
"Of course I'm not married. My life is awful enough I don't need to make it worse on purpose"

>>47104281
Cute lace and frills, thank you.

>>47103123
Well, at least there weren't any actual demons around...

>>47101354
Kikimora in bondage crying while watching someone put a cold drink on a table without a coaster

Never reply to phantoms, they tend to turn any conversation into an ERP session.

>>47104732
if you ignore her it escalates into her warping the world around you to be a musical

>>47104388
I don't know if it's a good idea to engage in sexual activities with a creature with infinite stamina

>>47102883
All that effort and still no husband

>>47104778
i crunched the numbers and it's a good idea

>>47104732
It's worse with phantom cats

>>47104783
it only has to work once

>>47104783
Desperation isn't attractive and I can't imagine all that ink looks good, either. All she really needed to do was down a bottle of liquid courage and go rape a guy for a few decades, but noooo.

>>47104783
I want to mating press this succubus

>>47104831
>desperation isn't attractive
that's like half the fun of old women

>>47104247
Fuck off, no.

>>47104165
Yeah but like for me there's only so many ways to do welcome to the jungle unless I really try to bend the rules and do something silly like The Golden Saucer.

>>47104247
Amazing how sex sports are so hated here.

Is Wikifag kill?
We haven't gotten a gallery update in a few weeks.

>>47104975
forced too hard, dragged on too long, and associated with goatse
no mystery about it

>>47104778
Don't tell me what to do

>>47104975
monster girls doing sports is good
niche sex acts being turned into a measuring contest is not good

What does wurm milk taste like? Does it taste like rocks?

>>47105002
Nobody wants to follow up on the cage match or even professional male on female fights.

>>47104975
I know, specially since we had so many displays of public debauchery on KC's material. If it's as if the ones who hate those have never read any of the official material.

>>47105006
It tastes good

>>47105006
It tastes like milk but it's quite nutritious with a high mineral content

>>47105006
Tastes like bitter metal and mineral water with a pasty texture that leaves a film in your mouth after drinking. But it does have the same consistency as regular milk from an animal cow.

>>47105019
>muh official material
the official material has furries but nobody likes them either, stop being an obtuse idiot

>>47104983
Seems that way.

>>47104983
He is likely preoccupied with helping KC set up his Subscribestar website since Patreon took his account down.

>Have troll twins take a shower and remove their flowers/plants they wear
>Have them go into a room
>Lock the door and turn up the hear to 85F
(Assume the room has all necessary amenities and a small restroom in an adjacent room.)
>Give them an assortment of lewd books for entertainment
>Wait 3 days
>Enter room when they're sleeping
>Try not to pass out from the stench of fierce, troll pheromones and body odor
>Watch the trolls wake up
>???
>Profit

>>47105115
what's your deal with the flowers?

>>47105132
I want to embrace pure troll smell without anything interfering with it.
Plants would interfere with it.

Don't get me wrong, I find them beautiful, and wouldn't mind if she wore them from day to day. But for these special occasion, intimate scenarios, I'd prefer her without.

>>47105078
that only happened like a week ago tho.
Also, what the hell is there to help him with?

>>47104783
Post the other transformation.

>>47105160
you got an unreliable source and an unreliable answer. no need to delve further

>>47105160
My answer was purely speculative based on his relation ( that I know of ) with KC. I am not on good terms with Wikifag so beyond that I am not going to pry into whatever the fuck is going on with him. You’d be better off asking in one of the myriad Discords he’s in.

Romantic couples stuff and careful loving with the damn female kid monsters

>>47105439
Kids shouldn't worry about romance and that kinda stuff. They should just be carefree kids.

>>47105019
The sports KC has mentioned are actual sports. Not you're retarded "sports"

>>47105396
This is the face of a horse who just found your next harem member.

Is the new MGERPG version out yet?

>>47105561
lol. lmao.

>>47105561
No. And likely won't ever be.

>>47105561
Yes but only I get to play it. Sorry anon

>>47105561
If he wasn't going to release it to entice people over to subscribe star it's never going to happen.

>>47105490
There's nothing more carefree for young mamono than getting a head start finding the one, probably. Getting loved and lewded every day must be pure bliss for smug horny lolis.

>>47105561
Well the ETA is 10 years soooo, no.

>>47105590
Damn you anon! I bet you also have Half life 3.

>>47105550
>beach volleyball match
>bunch of sweaty, tall and fit mamono in skimpy suits
>but still an actual volleyball match
>always attracts male spectators
>winning team celebrates by flashing their tits at the crowd and then they start picking their mates from among them
That's how I'd imagine MGE sports

>>47100277
https://files.catbox.moe/9wn5ot.jpg
Celebrating Nunday with elf nuns!

>>47105676
We have mention of Inazuma soccer and horse racing.

>>47105019
KC is a nigger and his official material is not canon. Death of an author and all that.

Not even trying with a post like that.

>>47105709
>official material
>not canon
Wut

>>47103119
Monsters take statements such as this as a challenge.

>>47105683
>Completely bog standard nun habit
>Except for the crotch hole in the back for clothed dickings
AI is dumb, but it kinda activated my almonds.

>>47105731
Fucking through clothes is a real fetish that predates AI art.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/penetration_through_clothes?z=2

>>47105731
looks like the clothing is just sinking into her. it's not great

>>47105718
Sorry, but no one's here is even remotely interested in furries, tentacle shit and other "canon" stuff. Get out.

>>47105561
Tanuki Merchant rubs paws together:
"Sorry, best I can do is a Monmusu gacha-trap with glitchy chibi animations"

>>47105748
So this is your new tactic heh, I decide what is canon now and muh death of author. Lol

>>47105747
See >>47105742

>>47105766
sure, for latex or stretchy materials. that's no habit

>>47105764
>bring up how stupid shit is "canon" and therefore should be discussed (even though no one likes it)
>told to fuck off
>"heh that's your new tactic heh u bad person huh"
Yeah you're not even trying at this point. Away with you, pest.

>>47105717
Gonna sad post on 4mon about how I'm unlovable and romance is dead.
Either I'm right or one of them get annoyed enough to dox me.

>>47105793
I'm not that fag. I think you're that fag actually. Dismissing some things is fine but going muh death of author which is something people who hate MGE love to say all the time is suspicious.

Are we being raided or someone is just trying new bait?

>>47105832
Another voice has joined the choir.

>>47105832
New bait, basically the "I'm not touching you!" approach by acting as if everyone was somehow unaware of these items instead of people knowing and just agreeing to not talk about them.

>>47105824
>I'm not that fag. I think you're that fag actually.
Oh, we're going "uh oh I was spotted better try and accuse everyone else of being me" route? Like every single other time when you tried to stir shit up?
No, not interested. Now skedaddle out of here.

>>47105858
what's new about it? he's been shitposting about the potions for a while now in the vain hope it irritates someone

>>47105877
More that its a new angle then, claiming its bad because it has it instead of trying to make everyone mad via their existence.

>>47105717
Yeah well I'm going to try and charisma break a Demon with something like this after she goes 'What kind of girls do you like?'

"I think... It'd be a blue skinned beauty, yeah. When I was a kid I was absolutely obsessed with the sea and the sky, and the freedom they represented. People always talk about how mamono have unnatural skin colors, but there's nothing more charming than a woman who looks like that same freedom I coveted as a child."

You can't even try to get out from under an oni, lack of strength let alone the sheer weight. What can you even do? She could just claim you and that's it? You have no choice?

>>47105900
I twist her nipples very hard. That should make her jump.

>>47105874
Uh-oh, melty!

>>47105900
You just ask her nicely to get off of you
Monsters are very reasonable and will do what you ask if you say please

>using my words against me
pathetic
>>46965174

>>47105900
after i clarify i meant ushi oni, she'll understand and relent

>>47105936
>>47105913
Can both of you just fuck off already?

>>47105936
>no those ARE MY WORDS STOP USING THEM LET ME SPAM IN PEACE
Wow, he's actually having a meltdown.

>>47105900
You say it like it's a bad thing

>>47105953
it's been a couple days. i suppose we're due

>>47105908
What if that's her fetish?

>>47104783
>hag succubus
>hagdom has made her body extra lewd and endowed. Extra wide hips, breasts so laden with sloshing milk they sag in every bra, enormous butt
>covered in fertility tattoos over the course of a century
One drop of sperm might make her pop!

>>47105963
Well, I guess I bite the oni then.

>>47105868
Pathetic as others have said, mick.

>>47105900
She just needs to be taught manners.

How hard would mgs simp for male attention? Any mention of typically male interests or outright stating you're a man could suddenly end up in several posts from a lot of different monsters tripping over each other trying to make you feel safe and welcome and agreeing with any dumbass thing you say, even if you say dumb things on purpose.
Can you imagine having to deal with obsessive stalkers on the internet any time one declares you type like a man and that you owe her attention?

>>47105981
Tame the muscle girls!

>>47105981
I like my onis without white lead powder on their faces thank you very much.

>>47106027
Gay. Lead's the best part.

>>47106041
>dies with rotting limbs
I don't think so.

>>47106041
arsenic laced makeup is where it's at
undead go crazy for it

>>47106047
I'm sorry for your limbs, but not sure what does this have to do with tasty lead.

>>47106027
I didn't know Japan did lead make up too.

>>47105981
Based turn muscle bound monster girls into soft housewives

>>47106123
The white powder used by Geisha and by Kabuki players had lead in them back in the day. We're not so different.

It's cumming home.

If I come across a Hatter sitting at a round table set with tea and small cakes atop a grassy knoll in the summer sun, the right choice is to walk away. Just leave. Don't entertain her or her madness. Don't encourage it. If I see her and that blasted table again next to the park on my way home, and she gives me a disarming little wave, the right still is still JUST WALK AWAY. It's none of my business. If I continue on home and lock myself inside and become nice and safe... and then look out my window in my fenced in little backyard... and see her there with that infernal table.... Okay, then I should perhaps begin to panic. A lot, because her next stop will be inside my house itself, meaning I will be locked in here with her. And that is not a good thing....

>>47106027
So you would be fine with black lead powder.

I like to ride my motorcycle around MGC so I can slap the ass of monsters as I pass by

>>47106172
If I can't find the exit from Wonderland I would unironically kms. None of the native girls there tickle my fancy. Yes, even Chesh.

>>47106195
>he thinks death is an escape
If you are lucky you just respawn
Otherwise you might end up with a Wonderland wisp or something even crazier

>>47106226
Guess I'm cursed to wander these crazy planes forever then.

>>47106181
>arrested by MGCPD
>forced to date the girl with the slapped ass

>>47106226
undead jubjub
it's like a jubjub but without the inhibitions

>>47106248
>jubjub but without the inhibitions
Jubs have Inhibitions?

>>47106248
>jubjub but without the inhibitions
That's just a regular Jubjub.

>>47105877
Hey, I like those potions posts. Makes me feel welcome.

>>47106248
Jubjub with fertility womb tattoos

humpty egg with fertility tattoos

>>47106263
Well now we know where humpty eggs come from
>>47106272
Goodness that's horny

>>47106247
All according to plan

>>47106272
is it on the shell?

>>47106297
inside the shell

>>47106301
>>47106297
Do Humptys give birth to other humptys? Are three children equally, greater, or less horny than the mothers?

>>47106359
white men

>>47106195
what did she ever do to you.

>>47106424
Go away. I'm looking for the exit.

>>47106430
you can exit (your virginity) right here (in this wormussy)

>>47106439
I will just hang myself again till I can find the exit.

>>47106446
what are you going to hang yourself on, idiot? a mushroom? stop complaining and have lovey-dovey sex with the caterpillar.

>>47106446
she'd love to have someone to hangout with

>>47106458
>>47106461
KC promised me that I would find and get the mamono of my dreams. No wonderland mamono fits my bill. So I will try to escape forever. Even if I have to suffer through the wonderland dimension forever.

>>47106461
That pic makes me kinda sad

>>47106486
oh, you'll be dreaming about her alright.

>>47106493
No chance wonderwigger.

>>47106458
>>47106439
>>47106424
What do pregnant plap-erpillar

>>47106489
Make her happy anon

>>47106499
now that's more like it

>>47106312
They're jubjubs in development so probably jubs as well, if they also get too horny to wait to hatch then they're likely born humpty as well

>>47105981
>>47106008
Muscular warrior girl races like Red Oni and Amazon produce high quality victory-fuckable lolis.

>>47105900
Top tier gaping partner

>>47106424
Of all the monster girls that exist in MGE. I'd lose to Caterpillar the hardest. Favorite character in the Walt Disney version of the story, favorite character in the book, I wanted her in MGE for so long and the fact she still smokes a hookah weakened me.

Wormin' it out

>>47106424
Listen I'm not against the girl's wonder, just her worm. That body is freaky man, it makes me feel nervous. I wouldn't want all those sharp bits and legs touching me, trying to trap me. Wonderworms are scary, they can stay away from me.

>>47106489
Don't worry about her. It doesn't hurt her because she doesn't really need to breathe anymore. Higher tier undead hire zombies to do stuff like this to give their homes the edgy undead aesthetic. She's basically the undead kingdom equivalent to a Walmart greeter.

>>47106557
Not gonna lie, this is a very cute dog.

>the least obvious samefag

>>47106424
Soft belly made for napping on.

>get on a crowded bus to go home in MGC
>lots of monsters and humans on it
>the monsters especially, with their bits, make it difficult to squeeze in, especially winged ones
>manage to get to the back and find the very back row unoccupied, all for yourself
>sit down and relax
>suddenly a big Holstaur hag appears in front of you
>there's no mistaking how huge she is, she's taller than you
>eeping out "Sorry!" and pardon me's as she shuffles to the back
>she doesn't notice you when she sits down on the only seats capable of containing her huge ass
>which means she sits right on top of you
>her ass completely devours your crotch and legs and her back swallows your upper body, your face is pressed against the middle column of her spine, just at the height of where her giant tits sag down a bit
>she winces
>"My, these seats are quite firm these days..."
>digs her ass in a little, trying to get more comfortable, unintentionally grinding against you
>you manage to reach around just enough to slap the side of her titty with your hand, making her jump in surprise and nearly stab the roof with her horns
>she sees you and gasps
>"Oh my! I must not have seen you!"
>she's so embarrassed and red cheeked, but also worried
>"Are you alright? I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to crush you!"
>she says as she leans down to actually come head level with you, causing her giant floppy tits to land in your lap and envelope most of your legs and belly
>she picks you up and puts you in her lap, keeping you safe as she continually apologizes and swears to take you to a hospital if anything is broken
>your mind is distressed about it all but your body is going "nice"

>>47106489
Make her happy anon

>>47105970
>you can hear her womb gurgling like she's hungry from a block away

>>47106845
You need to re-calibrate your samefag radar.

How do I help my lazy fat cat lose weight?

fathers day isn't over yet
stay safe

>>47107018
Get you a nice wolf girl instead

>>47107018
hiking

>>47106924
Big, Beautiful Holsts
Nice story

>>47107007
Looks calibrated to me.

>>47107102
>Damn bitch you live like this?

>>47107052
>adopt a monster girl
>father's day arrives
>she wants to give you a gift
>it's making you a father but for real this time

>>47107018
Stop overfeeding her

>Hag lolis are called lolibabas
What would a loli hag, a loli who uses magic to appear much older, be called?

>>47107097
You missed.

>>47107124
Under what conditions do you adopt a monstergirl as a single man without the intention of making her your wife?

>>47107170
>What would a loli who uses magic to appear much older be called
"Meeting the in-laws"

>>47106924
Imagine the heat from her ass as her figure wraps over your legs

>>47107173
Some clueless guy who expects wholesome family life

ded hours

>>47107404
Impregnation Station

>>47107018
Cardio. Particularly in the form of getting bent over literally everything and fucked.

>>47107421
but i just left reproduction junction

>>47107395
need to shuffle zombie-like over to a big titty wight on a hot day and use her like an ice pack, while muttering "coooold"

>>47107453
Imagining faceplanting into the wight's chest and her making an eyes closed, threathening smile expression with the anime angry vein and everything.

>>47107518
why's she angry? shouldn't she be thanking me?

>>47107453
I want to rub myself against wight like a cat.

>>47107440
Really? I used to live on the Insemination Plantation

>>47107453
I prefer to use a Zombie, she's looking for warmth and I'm looking for cold, transfering heat is better done in bare skin, one thing leads to another and the room is covered in bodily fluids

>>47107557
Must resist stitching other zombie girls together to make a combined zombie girl harem

Would you be okay with your monster wife making your dick smaller if it was her fetish?

>>47107557
I'd like to imagine this zombie in short shorts, palm tree sunglasses, loose fitting hawaiian shirt, floral pattern bra, toned abs and at a tiki bar

>>47107573
It's not like I was using it anywhere else.

>>47107557
Bodyheat transfer sounds like a great activity for a karaoke date in summer with a lactating squirter Zombie. So that's why the karaoke machine and the furniture are covered with a plastic layer and the walls are painted with latex paint.

>>47107557
Zombies can be pretty neat.

>>47106924
Bro I’m begging you. PLEASE write this as a full multi-page story with a non-cliffhanger ending

>>47106924

>>47100277
>A hero or group of heroes attack and or expose a female government leader as a monster girl/demoness/succubus/outright Lilim
>The mamono in disguise manages to subdue and restrain the heroes (for corruption later) unfortunately news of the attack on her and her disguise being exposed comes out
>The mamono can't bring up her disguise form yet
>She instead approaches the government hall and makes a public announcement:
"The attempt in my life has left me scarred and deformed!

>>47107663
>yeah the uhhhhh the terrorists the terrorists' biochemical attack is why i have horns and huge fuckin' tits yeah it was the terrorists' fault

>>47107591
Casual date with gyaru zombie, well dressed all hip but slowly shambling by your side during your date

>>47107696
I like when dumb creatures dress to look even dumber

>>47107709
hey,

Anons. I present a conundrum. We lay our desires bare here, but who is to say that there is not a monster here among us? One that plans to use this information against humanity? Our anonymity gives monsters the perfect hiding place: plain sight. There are monsters here. Be aware, anons.

>>47107718
If there is by some miracle a monster here, please for God's sake stop stalling the portals on us, you have no idea how much worse things are going to get

>>47107718
>monster in the thread posting about sex monsters sports to prepare anons for what they will find when the portals open
>thread dislikes the idea and rejects it
>portal opening gets postponed

>>47107717
Every inch of her is SPANKABLE

>>47107738
except those werent covert mgs, those were loli hating discordtroons. You have to let that go

>>47107609
And pretty hot despite being cold as a rock

Everyone's all talking about marrying and romancing the Ancient Evil Monster Girls. But has anyone talked about or considered being an Ancient Evil's Goons/Henchmen?

>https://youtu.be/IZl_bVX0_cA?si=_XfiQtFeyB1hApb8
>https://x.com/LanternJS/status/1792622912207258064
>https://youtu.be/F4VaVNRQMcA?si=Uf6hHGpMx4XTtPuL
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GOL_a97XoAE9qm4?format=jpg&name=medium
>https://x.com/portoul/status/1792930392451772475

Imagine incubizing into a Goon, Minion or "Henchmen-maxing" whenever a human male sticks around long enough with Ancient Evils or with any villainous mamono? Perhaps this is the type of incubi human men can become if they hang around or work for Monster Girl City Mafias. Imagine Goon-maxing/Henchmen-maxing for a Mafia Vampire, Mafia Dragoness, Zaibatsu Danukis, Amazon and or Ocelomeh Cartels or Cosa Nostra Mice.

>>47107750
lolis are a shit
adult women forever

>>47107718
Conundrum? I lay my desires bare on the off chance there is a monster reading these. Give big titty blue succubus GF. I'll even help the invasion, just keep me supplied with blowjobs and cuddles for my hard work.

>>47107920
Fuck the police gently

>>47107920
One tiny one hueg bigamy monster marriage chads rise up

>>47107920
This guy gets it

>>47107920
she is an adult

>>47107942
Nah I just need the one in the back, thanks

>>47107920
Those lolis are adults though, some are even turbohags

>>47107942
>>47107982
I'd take the cheeky looking one in the middle.

>>47107999
>blockbuster card
Hot.

>>47107920
>be out grocery shopping
>things are going well
>a few monsters flirt here and there but nothing too invasive
>be leaving grocery store and now waiting at a bus stop
>the day sure is dreary, but not terrible
>scratch that, it’s now began to rain
>while absentmindedly cursing your lack of owning a car, a policewoman monster runs under the bus stop to get out of the rain
>damn, she’s tall
>she notices you while squeezing the water out of her hair and greets you with a smile
>you two begin chatting
>she’s a horse monster, but not a centaur
>confusing, but alright
>she offers to drive you back to your place in her cruiser
>tell her it’s fine and you wouldn’t want to disrupt whatever she was doing
>”Sweetie, you’re a citizen in need. You’re my top priority.”
>Oh ok
>Take her up on her offer and get home safely
>She even walks you to your door
>Before you can thank her, she pulls out a pen and paper and hastily writes something down
>She rips the page off and hands it to you before waving and heading back to her car
>She gave you her phone number and a message
>”Next time, I might just have to arrest you for stealing my heart~”

God tall horse policewomen are hot.

>>47107999
>Adult loli older than you
I kneel

>>47107999
Lolibabas are the best

>>47107999
>>47108082
adult loli wife older than you that flies off the handle when people give you shit for having a loligf

>>47108118
maybe she should stop ordering from the kids menu then

>>47108128
She loves hotdogs, okay!?

>>47108131
Sounds good

ded

>>47108230
Monstergirl justice is fucking weird.

The Devil Bug you see outside buzzing around may look happy, but secretly on the inside, she is super depressed because people do not like bugs like her, people think bugs are disgusting. She is sad, because no human is ever going to like a nasty bug like her.

>>47108303
Being sentenced to "Community Service" really takes on a new meaning in the mamano justice system.

>>47108303
>>47108342
>tfw community service means expanding the community

For the crime of being single, you are sentenced to a lifetime of fox, no appeal, effective immediately.

>>47108492
Oh no!?

>>47108492
Ow, my jaw.

>>47108492
R.I.P anon's human bloodline

>>47108521
It was over one way or another.

>>47108521
its ok, anon will ruin the fox bloodline by making all his daughters dorks

Finally found it posting it here in case I lose it again. Too bad Yananon disappeared. The first fanfic I ever commissioned him.

https://web.archive.org/web/20210106214456/https://pastebin.com/RLvKBnD8

I thought it was lost, which would suck considered I paid for it.

>>47108342
>be Anon
>newly arrived in MGC, still single, still an asshole
>hungry, lots of pesky mamonos offering free food, homecooking, fuckthatwholesomeshit
>steal a kot's burger and run, fat kot won't catch me
>grab it, run , yelling and shouting, charge through the crowds, lose the fat Kot, laughing all the way
>got away with it, slow down to enjoy the stolen burger
>Grabbed!
>MGCPD policehorse has chased Anon down
>slaps the cuffs on Anon
>"You have the right to a waifu, if you do not have one, a court appointed waifu will be provided...yadayadayada... minor offence, the penalty is three days community servicing..."
>the Hosscop takes off her helmet, shaking out her black hair over her twin horns
>"Geez, Kid, you didn't need to steal that burger, now you get these free mushrooms to go with it."
>Anon tries not to swallow but she pushes the handful into his throat until he struggles to speak, "I can't breathe!"
>a crowd gathers as she drags Anon by the cuffs to a large cylindrical post in the Market square
>by the time Anon's is naked and his arms and feet are locked behind him, the mushrooms are in full effect
>"Ok, now hold still, this bit is tricky..."
>Constable Bicorn is reaching back to lift up her uniform skirt and turns away to address the circling crowd
>"Under MGC Law I have sentenced this miscreant to 3 days Community Cervix and I claim First and Last. Now hold still, you don't want to bruise yourself, it will just make the three days seem longer."
>Anon is still in mushroom-shock as she starts backing up, lifting her tail to show her wet pink hosspussy between her black haunches
>Anon struggles, tries to move, she's getting closer to the tip... there's only one escape...
>Anon heaves himself up on tiptoes just as the cop makes her final backward step
>FuckthePolice, Fuckemrightintheass!
>Anon enjoys his small victory - until the cop just laughs and steps back fully
>the Bicorn's ass slides down Anon's cock like a tight rubber ring
>"By the law it still counts, this just means your first citizen will be some sicko who's desperate enough to suck my shit off your dick first, so hold still while I get my shot."
>Anon still tries to struggle, but the cop's grip is tight, and by her third stroke, the mushrooms take over and all he can do is keep pumping the black cop's asshole until they both coom
>the next three days are a blur of mamono pussy, cooming, and being forcefed more mushrooms until Anon can barely remember anything else
>when the cuffs are released, Anon falls to the ground in a shattered heap
>a firm hand grabs Anon's arm and drags him to his feet
>"You have the right to a warm bath, a free meal, and the Court will provide a regulation wedding suit... then I get to claim my Last Share, husbando."

>>47108562
Well you better save it

>>47108562
Wtf would you pay a commish then not save copies?

>>47108565
>3 days of getting rape without eating or drinking by random mamonos from a whole city
Explain us how that shit is not snuff/torture porn mix with NTR

>>47108576
Blackhorse Libidos Matter!

I don't know how but over the years you turned MGC in one of the worst hellhole imaginable. Gunning down monster in self defense seems more than appropriate now, not like castle doctrine would be respected anyway.

>>47108581
Should have been
>Anon steals a Kakuen's $20 banana

>>47108603
Just stay away from the femdom ghetto

>>47108611
Is this ghetto marked on all the MGC tourist maps?
For warning purposes, of course.

>>47108611
The whole town is a ghetto. Hell, even the countryside is unsafe and full of crime. Feels like a dirty mirror from our reality.

>>47108603
It's the same. It's just the anons here have gotten more and more perverse with their fantasies.

>>47108611
We should introduce Monster Girl Ghetto (MGG) as a new location.

>>47108603
>Mayor Zombie too busy sniffing shotas to fix the city
>MGCPD excessive use of femdom and dealing out mushrooms being ignored
>Rata presse calls all single Anons 'incel-ectionists'
>'Castle Doctrine' is any Wight or Vamp with a Castle can do whatever they like to any Anon who trespasses
I'm voting for Donna Jinko Chuff, even if the all Ratas say OrangeKot Bad

>>47108656
Make Alps Gay Again

>>47108656
She incited an erection and then didn't take responsibility, are you really telling me you want a woman like that running your city?

>I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours

>>47108666
Can we do it the easy way, the hard way, and then the easy way again?

>>47108656
>The Hags on the MGC City Council won't do anything to fix the city.
>They're all too busy out on an island with that Tanuki Eppry Jefstein

>>47108656
>Femdom
>Raging mushroom
>Ignoring completely how they work to turn them into a force feed fetish thing
I don't follow you, it's a new way to pissoff maledomfags?

>>47108684
>It's all Tanukis, and the MereLizards that hoard all the gold, and one day KC will reveal that behind them are the Aylmaos.

>American politics on MGE settings
Ugh no thank you, I prefer the sports shit to the /pol/ tier garbage

>>47108574
Never considered Bin would purge and never considered the author would disappear and definitively both at the same time. Mainly, I thought I had the stories mailed to my hotmail in more formal format when they were done, but couldnt find it.

>>47108736
What a nerd

>>47108664
>Not voting for MayorZombie because sniffing shotas and rumors of scat-kink
>Not voting for OrangeKot because she has to pay Anons to grab the pussy
>Both just bottle up our mana and waste it on Tanukis and Gotes instead of fixing MGC
I'm hoping my Portal opens in Kiki-slavakia and I can still get a trad-Maido

>>47108630
>We should introduce Monster Girl Ghetto (MGG) as a new location.
That's not needed, just assume that everyone is following the core MGE concept where you can't actually get raped and it's just kinky foreplay between fated soulmates. Any story implying otherwise can be written off as a shitpost by one of the thread pests and disregarded.

>>47108763
MGC has always had a lot of districts to cater for Different Anons, Different Kinks.
From Hagtown to Shotaville, you just accidently happen to go there because deep down you actually wanted to go there.
> 47108722
And MGC politics has always been a mirror. I'd vote for Aryanne Hoofler over both alternatives, but she was only a candidate one breif April.

>>47108722
What, you don't like this totally organic and normal discussion that has absolutely fuck all to do with monsterigrls?

>>47108763
>Any story implying otherwise can be written off as a shitpost by one of the thread pests and disregarded.
And just like that all written fanfics from magus, alpanon, murloc... And most o
If not all greens are now labelled as shitposts. That's stupid

>>47108783
>And MGC politics has always been a mirror.
Oh sure, monstergirl sexual fantasy written by a Japanese salaryman obviously mirrors American politics

>>47108789
Anon America is the protagonist of real world, it's literally the only political stage that matters at all

>>47108722
Mutt politics and the spread of purplehaired 3Ds around the globo are the underlying reason why MGE is so popular as the alternative, so it's a reminder.

>>47108792
Go to sleep burger, you're annoying.

>>47108792
I always find incredible how sheltered and surrounding by a bubble of ignorance Americans are, is information in your country restricted to the masses or something?

>>47108763
>kinky foreplay between fated soulmates

>be Greentexter:
>yep, a DumbAssholeAnon getting siezed, dommed, shroomed, forced into public use, then ending up happily married is just one version of Bicorn-Anon foreplay / courtship
>by mamonomana rules, she's only going to arrest an Anon who's deepdown into that shit despite his outward badboy FTP HFY attitude, and correct him into fucking other mamonos for her... atalhea.

Read it, don't read it
Ree it, don't ree it

>>47108828
>Ree
Good to know you're one of the mentioned retards

>>47108789
KC doesnt write MGC Council politics, Tard.
It's a thread-level construct, that mainly echoes reactions by Anons who prefer MGE to IRL Tanuki-shit.

Fox crimes

>>47108666
>Anon:"So you want this to be a Rape, or a Chase-and-Rape?"
>Wan starts twitching and drooling
>at both ends
>Wan: "Chase and Rape would be really hot."
>Anon:"Okay, I'll give you twenty seconds head-start in 3...2...1..."

>>47108864
Mofuzuku Boss wears a leather eyepatch
All the other Gang mamonos fear her toughness surviving some horrific fight with severe injuries
Uses her fierce reputation to dominate the back alleys of MGC
>She slipped when her Anon was on the coom stroke of her first clumsy BJ and her eyelid has been glued shut ever since

>>47108873
>3...2...1..."
>Wan is still going 'Huh?'
>Anon reaches up and grabs her by the scruff-fluff at the back of her neck
>Pushes her down into face-down tail-up
>...
>Everyone who meets Anon and his Wan-waifu is always surprised by how such a BigWan is so quiet and meek and always defers to her Husbando, and their Daughterpuppers are so polite and well-behaved.

>>47108828
Kill yourself, now.

>>47108792
As a non-Mutt, that is unfortunately true, their political crap affects the whole globe.
That's why we're all waiting for a Portal out of their shit.
That's probably also why the only 'Not!NorthAmerica' mamono is the Wendigo and it's being a loli-fucker trapped in a fuzzy overcoat in a frozen shithole - totally not a comment on current US politics