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Worst newhu

Do you think Biten fools around with Nemuno's wards?

>>47112349
No monkey business.

>>47111280
she's so smug
imagine her making that face while sitting down onto your lap
not even saying hello or anything, just plopping down knowing you'll be flustered

>>47111550
fuck off wolf goast

>>47111280
Monkey!

the biten stackslop wasn't very good bros...

>>47111280
Shit song for a shit character, the best songs dont get a PV
>>47111550
Her song is much better than this retarded ugly monkey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_xsOK2g8q4

>>47111280
Test

>>47111550
I don't see why you need to bring up the worst newhu in Biten's thread.

>>47115353
It's sad. But they do go back and make PV for old song on occasion.

>>47111550
Seriously, why is she doing the Vegeta pose?!

>>47111550
That's not Enoko

>>47115591
who?

>>47111550
Is someone mad that she had to be pitied by her own subordinate who's also a monke?

>>47111280
Do you have one with the monkey?

>>47114872
>>47115353
nope it's good

>>47111280
le Monkeydonia

>>47111550
I wonder who could be behind this post.

OOK EEK EEK

>>47116592
i have reason to believe that this poster may not be a otter spirit

>>47114872
I riked it
but waku waku was the magnum opus

wait I stopped playing 2hu after LoLK
why was monke casted to hell? why is she heaven's equal?

>>47129390
Animal hell is real, animals go there when they die. A bunch of evil powerful animalhus rule animal hell with an iron fist.

Basically one of the matriarchs of hell visited the surface and tricked the monke into being her underling in hell. Monke is not heaven's equal.

>>47129390
Bro, your Chinese literature reps?

>>47130707
no knowledge or understanding of the story of the monkey king's rise to immortality and great victory over the heavenly court, shameful

Biten is a fellow hominid.

monkebros... you promised that Biten stocks will go up after Akatsuki Records makes a video! We got way too cocky after Sekibanki stocks went to the moon...

Man, Biten is such a fucking nothingburger character. It genuinely feels like ZUN completely phoned this one in cause he had zero inspiration for another character but still needs one more to meet his quota so he just threw in a completely random and lazy Wukong expy. He's done touhous based on real mythological figures and gods before, but he's always done something new or creative with older ideas. Here? He cooked absolutely nothing.

>>47134072
He does this a lot. Just look at Koakuma, Daiyousei, Kisume, Prismrivers and Tsukumos and more literal hus who I can't remember.

>>47134130
You can't really exactly compare using midboss-only characters, some of which don't even speak. And yea there are some other unpopular literal-hus like Tsukomos, but at least some of those other characters have SOME sauce to inspire some half-decent fancanon and eventually take on a life of their own like Daiyousei. Biten meanwhile has NOTHING even remotely potentially interesting to headcanon and 99% of her fan content is just shitty derivative monke memes and dragonball memes

>>47134192
>Biten meanwhile has NOTHING
She has a connection to Zanmu, the Kiketsu family, she's friendly with Sanae, and she's literally wearing Nemuno's dress. There's plenty to extrapolate from. Secondaries just don't play the games.

>>47134192
>99% of her fan content is just shitty derivative monke memes and dragonball memes
they are NOT shitty

>>47134228
>There's plenty to extrapolate from
Toutards starving from zun barely making any content for 99% of his characters so much that they say shit like this. If this were another IP Biten would probably have had her own Manga by now. Probably even her own game some years from now. But yeah, keep playing progressively worse games and turning your brain into a pretzel trying to come up with ideas for a character zun already forgot about.

>>47134374
>If this were another IP Biten would probably have had her own Manga by now.
Oh, like all those gacha characters, you mean?

>>47134374
Dude saying all this like 99% of headcanon for any and all characters didn't start from a single line or one spell card name or some shit.

Biten will do just fine, take your doomposting back to whatever board you came from.
Now post fune monkey

>>47135037
nice benis :D

sexy monkey

>>47134458
Gachashit stays rent free in your small head. I'm talking about IPs like Warhammer or Star Wars or even old school comic books where characters generally aren't left to rot because the IP holders are smart enough to hire multiple writers.
>>47134635
That's part of my point. You guys are clinging onto one or two fucking lines because zun is a lazy incompetent cunt that forgets that his characters even exist. Ideally we'd have much more material to work with.

>>47135987
And I forgot to add, I do this too. In fact I still do. It's the only option I have when the guy who made this shit couldn't be bothered to hire writers to flesh out and add depth to his own setting. We basically have to do his job for him if we want any degree of enjoyment for games and print works we consumed, and that's sad. Without the fans this series is hollow and that says lot.

>>47135987
>Warhammer or Star Wars
Glowing endorsements, there.

>>47135987
>hire multiple writers
who then produce 99% dogshit? there's a reason no one cares about shit like the star wars expanded universe, it fucking sucked dick 99% of the time
I'll take no canon developments for characters and just fanworks over shitty canon development any day

>>47129609
Sorry I don't know what "once" means so I'll do it several times

>>47111280
Is there an instrumental version available?
Stack speaking in monotone doesn't really do it for me, but some of the music in the background sounds neat.

>>47136606
>Stack speaking in monotone
rude....

>>47136662
am I wrong? Some, if not most, of their songs just don't use her vocal range at all.

>>47136682
the best songs dont have PVs

>>47136896
but necromantic already has a PV

Is this Kong?

>>47140532
No this is KANG

>>47136027
Creating vast headcanons and riffing on loose concepts made Touhou (and the general doujin scene) vibrant. Expanded canons are the hobgoblins of narrow minds.