/jp/ - Otaku Culture

this thread will be way better than the last.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NECSWkTRiE&list=PL5dP0ylcT42dJXN_5KJECJ8cI9hK690_e&index=1&t=1s
videogame immersion!

>>47108014
omg she's literally me!

Would you say this official translation is wrong? Shouldn't it be "after you eat" and not "as you eat"?

>>47108105
who cares?

i miss morbido guy

>>47108280
we've moved past posting about guys

おはようおにいちゃん

>>47108105
そのうーうーいうのをやめなさい

>>47108308
not うーうー, bleh

Got my Adderall prescription refill today, yep it's Japanese studying time. And by "studying" I mean gooning while reading and eroge all day

god i wish i had adderall

>>47108381
gmi

>>47108381
big ngmi energy right there

>>47108105
Yeah, から means after or since following the て-form of a verb. Bit of an oversight on the TL's part.

i love flexing on n5s and breaking them and making them give up they call me the 鬼

>>47108105
Yep but that trannylator uses zoomer slang so don't expect quality translations.

>>47108381
based rattata'er

>>47108440
Post a recent example of you "flexing on n5s"

I want to reach out to a japanese musician on instagram and I'm using google translate for my message. I'm looking for how to simply start the message. Would I say "こんにちは、 (name)."? I just want to say the equivalent of "hello Name, blah blah blah". I'm asking because when I do that こんにちは, (name) in google translate, I see that the translate comes back as "Hello my name is (name)" when I switch it to English. Hope I'm making sense and if someone can give advice

>>47108530
こんにちは、nameさん is fine. Also, use DeepL or ChatGPT instead to compose your message.

>>47108381
yep this guy is gonna make it

>>47108583
i would agree but he posted on 4chan so likely he's just gonna get on adderall and then surf the net all day and night

I just found out the counterpart to taiyou is taiin 太陰. Is this a very uncommon version? I don't think I've ever heard it before, but I've seen taiyou all over.

>>47108614
太陰's very rare, despite it being the literal yin to 太陽's yang.

>>47108629
Weird. Maybe it's been considered bad luck or something historically.

>>47108572
thx

おはようおにいちゃん

なす料理は何が好きですか

>>47108818
Sup, Unko

にほんで食べられてるのは

ナス天かなあとおもうよ

ナス天は油多すぎで太ることでもとみに有名

>>47108885
That's actually pretty gross. I'm glad people don't do that in America.

>>47108897
https://youtu.be/m05-LCVTysE

>>47108014
She hasn't washed down there in weeks

yh girls are gross i wouldn't have it any other way

>>47108926
Disgusting

>>47107006
assuming that is all body fat that's a 231 daily calorie deficit which is pretty good because you're very far from crash dieting which makes makes most people fail keeping their weight down, gg qm these are good numbers im proud

>>47108926
Based.

>dieting
just eat good food lol

GUで買ったオキニの帽子
季節外れすぎてネットで400円で売ってた
…

お前のブログじゃないんだ

にほんは地震はくるからね

歴代の大地震を生き抜いてきた強者だ

つらがまえがちがう

>>47109381
Shadonojotaihawarui.

Is he right?
>>>/a/267815493

>>47109402
yes, you still need 2k hours one way or another

Can someone explain how kunai works? I thought it was only used for ajdectives.

>>47109402
ok serious reply:

[1] jlpt is no indication for fluency
[2] gamification is not for lazy people, its for ahdh people. (lazy isn't a concept that actually exists)
[3] 1:1 translations are not always necessary
[4] duolingo is good to get your feet wet as a total beginner but you shouldn't use it that much that day streaks are on your mind

>>47108280
i must have made like 30 posts in the last thread lol

>>47108280
i miss jamal

>>47109425
～たい conjugates like i adjectives

食べたい i want to eat
食べたくない i don't want to eat
食べたかった i wanted to eat
食べたくなかった i didn't want to eat

眠い i am sleepy
眠くない i am not sleepy
眠かった i was sleepy
眠くなかった i wasn't sleepy

>>47109381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIy_krIRuZs

そなえよう！

>>47109425
i recommend doing 1 more year of grammar drills before continuing any further

>>47109450
Thank you.
>>47109457
I think I'll just read whatever I want and ask the internetz when I get stuck ^^

>>47109464
ok have fun dropping japanese entirely by end of summer

>>47109502
Do 4koma artists actually think this is funny?

>Necrotizing fasciitis in Japan

Nani the hell?

>>47109425
basically turns your verb into an adjective the same way られる and させる turn any verb 一段 this language doesn’t give a fuck

>>47109425
okiru + tai + nai

not hanahira anon but holy shit I don't understand conjugations either lol

not all nai are created equal

>>47109572
It doesn't turn your verb into an adjective, it's just conjugated like an adjective. たい an inflectional suffix.

>>47109625
Poor puppers. I hate when animals die.

yjk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXfXj5Iu9l8
can anyone tell me what the name of the first song playing in this video is?

>>47109469

Woah nice fucking OP pic, My team lead (who is female) just looked at my phone and thinks I'm looking at soft core porn at work. I'm getting written up now and reported to HR. Wtf?
Anyway, I'm an ESL and I'm wondering what does "eat out" really mean? I thought it can mean "to eat at a restaurant rather than at home", is this wrong?

>>47109655
It normally means going to a restaurant to eat, but it's sometimes used to refer to the act of cunnilingus.

my anki resets in 90 minutes I hate doing last minute reps

>>47109666
Thanks I thought so but people here have laughed at me before for that

>>47109669
i have a fucked sleep schedule so about once a month i have to do a double day, where i wake up do my reps withing the few hours before reset, then do them again sometime before i sleep so that i never miss a day on accident
wtf captcha

>>47109677
You know the world's going to hell when people feel the need to gatekeep English slang.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yMe5o6On_d0

Imagine putting that much effort for a dozen views and like. Sad.

>>47109640
everyone here's so bad at japanese that no one could even be able to look up the lyrics

>>47109702
i can but i'm too lazy. tons of anime to catch up

>>47109707
it would take you like 2 seconds if you could. no need to lie anon

>>47109696
If you think about it, most normal teachers put in a lot of effort time and energy just to teach 25 students at a time. If a classroom was a YouTube video it'd also only have 25 views and a few likes, and mostly dislikes.

https://x.com/wasavisawa/status/1802328310418141342

>>47109725
(3)

>>47109725
>いくら
ホ別イチゴでどうかしら(ㆁωㆁ*)

>>47109719
This is the only real way to think about. YouTube's warped our minds so that if a video doesn't get at least 2,506,884 views, it's considered a failure. Meanwhile Joe Piano plays for 20 people at the mall and we think that's an accomplishment.

>>47109725
Definitely 3

>>47109731
drawing a crowd of 20 out of 200 people that walk by is more impressive than drawing the same crowd out of the 200,000 people learning japanese rn yes

>>47109730
金は命より重い

>>47109725
4

>>47109742
The video maker doesn't have access to the crowd of 200,000. It's almost entirely determined by hidden metrics in a YouTube server room.

>>47109747
if it was either high quality or catered to the algorithm it would be promoted.

>>47109707
just came back to tell you that i knew you couldn't do it. transcribing song lyrics is too hard for anyone here. it's basically the cursive of listening

>>47109752
That's not true at all. The algorithm can't detect quality and it scarcely can account for trend exploitation. It's pretty random, hence why only a few channels consistently get big views.

my mental image of ciaran in 5'4"

>>47109745
なんで利根川ェ…

>>47109761
that's ridiculous. he's at least a few inches shorter

dont need a mental image of ciaran cuz i've seen him

who

round here we call him queeran or lil c

lil cissy

he took a dick directly in the mouth so you don't have to. you should be thanking him for his service

that's his secret to acquisition

just caught up on the latest ep of djt. it confirmed i made the right call when i swore off women

>>47109843
poor quiz. wife loves him but he wants none of it...

>>47109843
Single life is the best life.

The Japanese are being mean to tourists again.

nobody likes the french to be fair

just swallowed a cherry kernel

>>47109858
>stop hating our disgusting slurp culture! u can't have opinions about us if u come here as a tourist!!!

found the baguette

i have nothing but contempt for the french and slurping, sue me

where are the jap tweets about how paris is full of niggers and other undesirables

when seeing >>47109858
i had the same reaction as >>47109897

the japanese can be cringe, i mean like cringe to the max. lets not forget the japanese chick that did the paper test meme

>>47109858
嫌なら来るなｗ

slurping is based and the amount of filtered idiots even in this thread alone proves it

>anything japan does is based and redpilled
stfu

not rly i hate anime

based

your mom slurps on my noodle

quads say i have the most bitches

>>47109993 meant for >>47109963

わたしはゲイ

get scripts

>>47110002
ok queef

dammit jamal you wasted the quads on your ゲイさ

rise and shine squiddos :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nmF9KxxWPw

new pussy

i have fought in the get steal wars lead by [s4s] years ago
i can feel when a get is natural or scripted

>>47109997
nooooo way, you cannot it! :O

>>47110007
wawaweewa

i only fuck with 上原亜衣

>>47110014
sup unko when are you gonna get tired of this persona?

>>47110012
have u tried "get"ting out

he should try cumming out

>>47110021
can't ur moms puss is holding on my son too tight

>>47109858
the birth rates are nonexistent but at least they preserve the proud tradition of slurping noodles

fuck forgot to put up my knob shield

>お
>み
>おみ
>ご

today's thread is gonna be the first good one in awhile. i can feel it.

People ask me how to learn japanese sometimes, what should I tell them? I usually tell them to fuck off

stop knobbing us wtf

>>47110069
Tell them it's impossible (the truth).

>>47110069
telling them fuck on is better

026 a lil mad i take it

====no knobber zone====

Help me learn Japanese, where do I start?
Do you think Duolingo would be a good start?

>>47110099
Yes, enjoy your DuoGains™

>>47110099
Yes. Gannbare, anon-chan!

>>47110099
just learn nigerian its same shit but easier https://www.farooqkperogi.com/2022/10/japanese-words-and-names-sound-african.html

immersion

sometimes i forget jamal is a lolcow
a true testament to his overwhelming charisma

japs talk about emotions in such an autistic way

dont wanna immerse in none of that

so i heard mary doesnt wanna man

>>47110208
i wanna use emoticons, you know

a must read
>帝国主義アメリカの野望: リベラルデモクラシーの仮面を剥ぐ

is it as every bit ignorant of the world outside of japan as id expect it to be

american pigwomen could never

>>47110282
can I buy those outside of Japan? :O

>>47110315
same for real japanese women

>>47109655
If you were valued at your work, no one would give a fuck.

>>47110290
t. n4

384 is so bad at japanese they can only try to insult someone by calling them an n level lol

love playing with my twp when i browse djt

>>47110396
everyone knows your n level is high lil jamel

>>47110379
I’d just explain it was a language learning thread, but that people troll it frequently and post weird pictures in it, then I’d try to hastily scroll past the knob posting.

damn it feels good to be n0

vocaroo

i'm 0% n 100% w

thats what i said

was queef making fun of jamal by saying jamel or straight up didnt know how to pronounce it

both

jah ma-ru

じゃまる？ やまる？

蛇丸

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc

haraguroi j more like hadaguroi j

i tried the duolingo quiz for shits and giggles and it told me to write "Do you do yoga with friends?" in japanese. i put:
>ヨガをともだちとしますか
and it told me i was wrong in favor of:
>ともだちとヨガをしますか
joke app.

missed some immersion because i was listening to destiny listening to a debate between a christian populist and a libertarian

tfw n4 unironically

just fuck my shit up

>>47110517
i watched some of that and it was funny that destiny only did it to paint dave as malicious because dave accused destiny of being malicious. big difference between dave stumbling through a debate that he didn't realize he was going to have, and what dave accused destiny of doing, which is entering into debates with the intention of being dishonest. also funny that destiny accused dave of only having debates "to win" rather than to learn, because destiny has a long history of dodging competent people who could school him on certain topics like systemic r***sm. so destiny basically just admitted to not caring about truth.

thats how you go bald by putting chemical jews on your head

what if you dye your hair blue but you're not part of the blue tribe

>>47110516
Sounds like you just got humbled lil bro

i'll kms if i fuck this up this streak lets goooo

all those years i got no idea what those anki tables mean

>>47110555
don't be sad, cap...

>>47110549
you tell me why i was wrong and i'll genuinely concede

it used to feel like a massive mile stone to hit 1~3months of study without quitting, but lately its just been going by faster and faster

>>47110557
if you look closely at the squares you'll make a out a picture of dekinai chan

>>47110564
its just a tracker showing days studied, the color changes depending on the amount of cards done that day, you can change the colors to w/e you want

>>47110537
yeah that second thing was weird. he allows himself to dodge debates because he thinks the opponents could outdebate him despite being in the wrong (for example he said that about flat earthers), but if someone else dodges debates then the same justification isn't afforded to them and he says they must be dodging because they know they're in the wrong and don't want that to be exposed

how's the news season of za boizu?

>>47110516
Did you flag it? In the past I submitted a few corrections for the Duolingo Japanese course and they would actually send me a message not long after letting me know it got added to the possible answers

Unfortunately Duolingo was never worth paying money for and now the free tier is absolute garbage. Imagine if Anki locked you out of your decks for 24 hours if you make 5 mistakes, AND served you ads, AND tried charging money. lmao

Hey, DJT. I learned kana through duolingo and been doing anki for like 2 months now and I think it's going pretty good. The resources linked were very helpful.
I am a programmer and I was thinking about making some tools/websites to further help myself and others with learning moonrunes. I have two ideas on my mind:

1) Website/dictionary that lets you explore kanji, visually dividing them into components, listing visually similar kanji, etc. I know that learning kanji in isolation is not best, but at the same time, I feel like I keep memorizing them only by few details or just in the context of example sentence, and if I was able to identify the popular components and group similar ones by how their visual proximity it would help me not to confuse them as often.

2) I kind of enjoyed how diverse duolingo lessons are. I feel like in many cases I do not really memorize that well through anki(Kaishi 1.5k) as I could. However because they are the same, it wouldn't be hard to make some other kind of questions using the data. I could make something that connects to ankiweb, gets your actual progress, and turns the cards you've learned into various forms of questions, like english => japanese, listening, matching pairs, translating sentence or even drawing characters. Like on duolingo but with being able to control the difficulty and speed as you have with anki. But I'm not sure how useful that will be if I just start with immersion.

What do you guys think about these ideas? Or maybe there is something else you think would be nice to have to assist in learning Japanese?

ngmi

i think you should stop fingering your asshole

dunno about all these nerd online debaters yall talkin about but i guarantee none of them would be able to do shit when confronted by the real world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x56YobZaluE#t=9

>>47110593
i'm writing him an email about it

>>47110516
there is a slight difference though. theirs is somewhat more neutral, yours implicitely sounds a bit like you already know the other person does yoga and you're asking whether they do it alone or with friends. neither is wrong of course

>>47110628
でも、もうすぐにイッちゃうよ

dude typin with butthole debris all over his fingers

https://x.com/wasavisawa/status/1802683849723580736

>>47110704
4

4 just like my n level

>>47110622
>1
sure, i dont think any of the existing websites tick all of these boxes. but it would just be a neat toy, not very useful for acquiring the language. it's easy to think otherwise at your stage, but if you just keep at it, this stage will pass before your project is even finished.
>2
yeah some of the duolingo games can be fun but theyre ruined by their monetization and user retention strategies etc. so if your version of it removed all the disadvantages and keep the gamification etc. then it could be pretty cool. but it would also be mostly a toy at the end of the day. all it could do is introduce a little bit of variety, so it wouldnt be practically worth it unless youd really enjoy making it.

as for things that would actually be useful, lately ive been thinking about whether it would be feasible to use ai to dig up compelling content in an individualized way

>>47110557
Don't end up like this guy: https://www.reddit.com/r/Anki/comments/198dzvw/today_is_my_11_year_anki_anniversary_zero_days/

>1
didnt read
>2
stfu

>>47110727
lmao did anyone tell that guy u can acquire languages instead of memorize them

>>47110716
don't you usually try to answer these correctly? don't hit me with them mix-ups

>>47110704
felt out 2

>>47110727
was gonna bully him but it's literally an old guy so whatever I guess.

you wouldn't marry an anki

>>47110727
>Second oldest deck is Japanese Core10k
>6,551 active cards, takes about 16 min/day, over 280k reviews:
>but failed the N4 three times.
so this is the power of SRS............. orz

>>47110746
fine its 2 stfu

>>47110764
there we go

>>47110704
3 なら?

party pooper 776

>>47110763
>"Where do you find the time?" I'm an old retired guy, so it's easier. Just my memory is worse than when I was young.

Don't be mean please.

>>47110727
it's funny because some /djt/roons here have been here longer and know even less japanese than that retired boomer

but enough about you

>>47110763
the power of english cards

eng is to jap as oil is to water

>nearest jlpt test area is 3 hours away
ngmi

>>47110806
all the more incentive to push yourself to pass on the first try

>>47110704
I'm an uppercaser. I never get these wrong. The answer's four.

>jlpt test area
did you know the first jlpt tests were conducted in the bikini atoll. eco system sill hasn't recovered

theyre waiting for u gordon...

in the jlpt TEst area

still crazy what the yanks did in bikini

>>47110826
you think about half-life a lot don't you?

the atmosphere in hl1 is pretty fucking epic so i don't blame jamal for thinking about it

>>47110763
16 min a day is nothing

>>47110833
bomb the n5? i know. what were they thinking

Why are you guys engaging with the attention whore?

which one

>>47110847
what's up?

yah i mean if i can make a half life reference i will

plus the speedrun is rly fun and not gay like 99% of other games ppl "speedrun"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsr5qgpfaWI

hl speedruns are indeed crazy

>>47110764
you cant pass the n2 quiz

which JLPT level do I have to pass for the government to send me a pure Nipponese gf?

valve never made good games.

>>47110727
grim

i kinda want to replay tomba 2 for some reason even though i 100%ed it already. but i never played the first one

>>47110875
imagine having to go to France a few times a year. poor fella

>>47110867
depends, are you indian?

>>47110875
wait you're telling me jamal was even smarter at 25?!

>>47110365
maybe for you, I'm eastern euro and had an arranged marriage with a 15 yr old in the countryside twenty years ago

rofl

>>47110897
Yeah, he had a solid 100 IQ.

i mean... look at this shit. awesome game

tomba and tomba 2 r def epic games

fr fr

>>47110806
My nearest test site is five hours away

>>47110945

>>47110940
is this? :3
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2851150/Tomba_Special_Edition/?l=japanese

limited run games does some good work u should check out some of their other things if uve never heard of them

>>47110950
lol mine is like 10 minutes by car

>>47110875
>source: trust me bro

>>47110969
hi unko

>>47110718
Thanks for feedback anon.
I'm doing it with a friend and I'm rather good at it so it won't take long to make a website like the first idea. We've already parsed all of kanjivg and made a database with over 6k kanji, with info about radicals, components and strokes. It's really only a matter of making a front end for it and decide what extra features do we need. I guess combining that data with some actual dictionary would be nice.
The second idea will probably be more tricky, but the further I go with anki the more motivated I am to make something like that just to practice what I've already learned. I will think about gamification, but that's not the main goal. It sure would be a nice-to-have, but first and foremost, I just want to add some more diversity to the exercises.

>>47110853
makes me wanna replay it again

>>47110989
>unko
dame! :(

>>47110969
nah, your link's the first game, not tomba 2

>>47111011
you got caught sorry dude

what are potential health hazards of living too close to a jlpt test site?

>>47111018
apparently it's not coming to Steam. ;_;

>>47110981
Neuroplasticity end at 25, my friend.

just emulate zoomer

>>47111048
wotp

>>47111051
you clearly dont know what neuroplasticity is

>>47111041
Proximity to the stench can cause nausea, indigestion, upset stomachs, diarrhea. You should not take the JLPT if you are pregnant or going to become pregnant as serious life threatening conditions may occur.

069 coming in hot with the redditor response

>>47111051
so?

>>47111051
this has been deboonked by experts in the field

boomers got their brains pumped full of lead so they very well may not have any neuroplasticity after 25.

>>47111076
Bro you spam wojak I don't want to hear it

stevie hawking was smart all the way till he died at age 69

im p sure what happens is if u stop using ur brain u just get more retarded its like a muscle so if u always keep exercising ur brain itll stay strong

>>47111088
its ironic bro its 2024 jaks are funny now

i'd let that dude knob me tbqhwyf

here this settles the cognitive decline debate. let's move on.

>>47111126
stfu ciaran

>>47111133
i'll be sure to tell him if i ever meet him

>>47111079
>>47111070

pseud explanation for the obvious fact that everything slows down as we get older

140

except TIME

>>47111055
>>47111058
実機でやろうぜ！ ( ｰ`дｰ´)ｷﾘｯ

And then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun

https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1690409887186952193
>The diffusion model showed that mental speed didn't decline much between ages 20 and 60, but raw task performance did.
>The reason? People were more cautious and more slowly performed non-decisional parts of the tasks.
>Raw mental speed only really fell after age 60.
NOW it's settled and we can move on.

161

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbgHGzB7E0Y

Nigga, my gun go off
You see the barrel turnin'
You feel the hollows burnin'
Nigga now you learnin'
Nigga, my gun go off

Where is the eromanga discussion thread? Could some kind anon point me thataway?

>>>/hell/

>>47111190
Yeah it's >>>/backthewayyoucame/

>>47111190
Bro you looking for the One Piece??

>>47111190
it's right here buddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn9H3v6cK4U

where is the eromanga discussion thread/ could some kind anon point me thataway/

>>47111160
それを君の勝手に任せるよ

i didn't jack off yesterday and won't today either

do u think destiny could win a debate vs

https://streamable.com/9vzcrh

give this man a medal. a small one

someone get them a ventilator

but seriously that cargo cult breathing is so fucking funny

>>47111318
lmao wtf

>さじを投げる
>den Löffel abgeben
he

throw a sausage?

>>47111318
we used to call this mass hysteria

saji is not japanese for sausage

sasuga is the japanese word for sausage

>>47111339
>if you don't eat your veggies you die

its here *unzips pants*

why is anyone in this thread watching subbed anime?

it's jamal's advice. 10k whole hours of it

>>47111395
nah, that's the one that boosts herpes

10k of dekinai

just found jamal

I watched so much anime back in my weeb days and didn't learn shit.
desu I don't even know why I'm learning japanese I'm not a weeb anymore.

>>47111396
beats me

>>47111409

if you like obese women you are literally a faggot. obese women store their fat in the same place as normal men, the belly.
i hope you die of ass cancer and aids, faggot.

>>47111396
We realized a long time ago that learning Japanese was pointless.

crazy that unkos wife might be able to beat me in a sumo match

>>47111485
i second this post

>>47111396
all the intermediate djters moved to moecord

>>47111396

>>47111509
engsub anon...

ほ～らエッチなリオっ子だよー ;3
いい加減日本女子に現を抜かすのはやめなさい >:3

>>47111396
bait posters wasting their own time and beginners who think its a cool meme. n3s leave this place and go to discord

true. i'm n4 and still here.

>サラリーマンの俺は、唐突に化け物に襲われた異世界の街に立っていた。 目の前にはオークに襲われ瀕死になった、女子高生でセーラー服姿の少女。 そして、視界の隅に立ち上がるクエストウインドウ。 あなたの魔力の塊である精液を、瀕死の少女（処女）の膣内に中出しすれば、少女は助かります。 ※あなたの特殊能力であり、この世界での一般的な治療ではありません 手持ちの唯一のチートスキルは、中出し回復魔法であるらしい。
hate when this happens

>>47111541
this anon knows what’s up

>>47111505
NTA was this thread always this shit? I remember visiting it few months ago and it was nowhere near this bad. Right now it's literally just a shitposting circlejerk with some tripfag clown in the center.

>>47111562
>I remember visiting it few months ago and it was nowhere near this bad.
that must have been a blip. this thread has been shit since the matt era started (2017)

>>47111562
Yes, it’s always been this bad, even a few months ago.

>>47111529
https://youtu.be/lUDPjyfmJrs?t=113

>>47111574
woah we got a djt historian here
must've been nice experiencing the /a/ threads

>>47111562

>>47111592
must be nice to be a dekinai?

i will save /djt/

>>47111600
this unironically

第七王子 season finale lets fucking goooo

>>47111580
まずいですよ(｡)!

>>47111625
luffy blue

>>47111625
soul

mattards def ruined djt but at least none of them ever learned japanese in the end

>>47111558
did you chop up text from different parts of the same passage? doesn't seem like it flows right. it went from seeing an injured orc girl straight into the semen exposition.

doesn't matter if the threads have been bad so long as you made friends along the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbEHq9uUp6g

they mocapped it
so that's why it looked better than other 3dcg shows

>>47111641
I don't like any of you

>>47111644
Looks uncanny

>>47111635
it's from the story description/introduction, not from the actual text

>>47111656
imagine willingly visiting a place where you hate everyone's guts
could never do it

*proceeds to wage slave*

didn't a jannie try to clean this place up for a couple of months a few years back but the shitposters all came back

>>47111661
ah makes much more sense.

>>47111558
sauce?

>>47111673
despite the fact that I started after all of you I will make it first. you are nothing to me but a mook to surpass. this is a competition and I will win.

i don't compete with friends so i'll let you have the win

I watched youjo senki years ago in eng, but i feel like if i try it now, i'll get rolled. how hard is it?

>>47111677
most of us went and lived life for a little bit but as for me i will always post and no one can silence me

not hard if you already know what they are saying from a previous watch

I started dating a Japanese woman and I need to get good fast, like, within 6 months fast. Is there some kind of learning guide or bootcamp or something I can take to git gud so rapidly. I don't want to have to wait like 2 years just to be able to read simple text messages she sends.

My main problem at the moment is that I can't really talk in Japanese, or write/compose letters, messages, etc. I can read reasonably okay, but could always be better at it.

jannies spent over a year trying to kill the thread but got epically RAPED by djt and only made our bonds stronger

the fluency incubator

finna finally catch up with season slop, i'll post my reviews of the latest 2 episodes of each show soon

though we lost some good soldiers along the way like moebuta

明日、6月18日（火）23時より「Nintendo Direct 2024.6.18」を放送します。
2024年後半に発売を予定しているタイトルを中心に、Nintendo Switchソフトの情報をお届けします。
放送時間は約40分です。なお、Switchの後継機種に関するアナウンスはありません。

YOOOOOOOOO

well thats the fate of many soldiers thats why theyre soldiers

>>47111318
what the fuck

>>47111720
damn pretty crazy culture here then

>>47111339
not the same meaning

>Yomitan stops working
>Check it
>Randomly got rid of all my installed dictionaries
Cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcjVX-mza-U

>>47111694
https://novel18.syosetu.com/n8559eq/

>>47111715
You can read "reasonably okay" but you can’t read her texts? What?

>>47111715
here's your bootcamp friend

>>47111809
I mean simple text as in like, via an unencrypted text message, not that the content is simple. She does use difficult wording often though and I don't want to have to rely on gpt to translate.

>>47111707
*no one can stop you from being a loser

>She does use difficult wording often though
lol

>>47111834
Thanks! Luckily I have already seen most of these and so knowing the gist of things might be more helpful when it comes to it.

no one can stop 842 from signing their posts

We get it anon you want to communicate with your favorite prostitute.

>>47109694
>gatekeep english
>when ESLs outnumber natives 4 to 1

>>47111857
people recognize their own signature the best tho

Matt is simply the biggest and loudest retard (grifter) in the online language learning space. Comprehensible input was proven decades ago and he is like "yeah but if you spend 10x the time watching shit you shit you comprehend <10% of (and only because you took a japanese class before, other wise it would be 0%) you can learn japanese too!"

12 months of 5 hours of comprehensible input a day is more than enough for anyone to learn any language. At 90% comprehension on average that's
around 1620 hours. It took matt 5 years (after taking a japanese class, so probably six years)
I've only done 300 hours and I'm already dreaming and thinking japanese thoughts when I open a door I think ドアが開きました or 丸めた紙をゴミ箱に捨てます as they happen, no thinking about words, particles, verb conjugation, you just know it. I'm confident that in 1000 hours I will be conversational and after another 1620 of reading will be able to read whatever I want.

>>47111857
its not a signature if the sentence is incomplete once you remove it
you could have found a better retort

>its not a signature if the sentence is incomplete once you remove it

Why you learn Japanese?

deleted my porn bookmarks. it was hard

i dont even have porn bookmarks

i dont even have porn

how do i check my signature?

>>47111919
you have internet access

its in ur 4chan gold options if u have 4chan gold

>>47111839
What the hell is an unencrypted text message? Does she write you in base64 or something?

>>47111925
yah but i dont go to porn on the internet

>>47111929
I haven't slept in two days, don't read too much into what I'm saying

>>47111839
>She does use difficult wording
ポンポンペイン
ウェイ
あざまる水産
ガーチャー
好ハオ
プルい
なぁぜなぁぜ

>>47111939
kek I’m just trying to ascertain your ability. Anyway, the real redpill is that you’ll study for 2000 hours and still be worse than gpt. Your best bet is convincing her to learn English because this relationship’s never gonna last. On the bright side, you can annoy her with bad Japanese for however many months you plan to be together. Don’t even worry about being grammatically correct, just try an assortment of words on her and see how she reacts. It’ll be funny, promise

よきまる水産（ゝω・）vｷｬﾋﾟ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAZXssfzPL0

>>47111997
Unko...

駆け抜けたい
dashing through making-wanting
love jap

so is unko just gonna keep pretending to be this japanese guy?

>>47112001
めるすぃぼーくぅ〜 >:3

>>47111997
親子丼 sexo with wawa and bokobo

>>47111939
is your gf nice and cute and smart

i want a cute jap with fucked up teeth

what are some funny things you can make up about western culture to a japanese woman you're dating

>>47112044
tell her we have 4 seasons

tell her foreskins are ground up and smoked out of a pipe

>>47112044
Tell her we’ve only had 46 presidents

>>47111959
Arent all these onomatopoeia?
>>47111973
Lol
I dunno how to describe my ability level other than all over the place. I think the hardest part is I cant talk at all. And I need some kind of structured writing course. Like, how in school a teacher would be like: "write a sentence about the colour blue" or something. I tried getting chat-gpt to generate some, but it keeps making similar stories and scripts about monkeys being friends and I can only read about these dumb simians for so long while answering questions that dont take much brainpower.

>>47112044
we have garbage bins on every street corner yet our streets are littered

>>47112044
I told mine western women suck at makeup and nail art. It's not made up, but its still funny because they see westerners as more beautiful.

>>47112076
>Arent all these onomatopoeia?
Okay, after you saying that, I think it’s safe to assume that you have almost no reading ability. I’d start with that.

>>47112028
She is really beautiful to be honest. She looks almost like a doll. I legit can't believe she agreed to date me.
>>47112114
>ポンポンペイン
Pon pon pon pien
Sound of someone dumb
>ウェイ
Wei
Sound of something
>あざまる水産
Azumaru mizu(something) idk what this last thing is, I reflexively read it as gi but I'm sure that's wrong
>ガーチャー
Gacha
Sound of a coin going into a hold
>好ハオ
Kiho
Unsure what this is, assume sound effect also
>プルい
Bluey
>なぁぜなぁぜ
Nazenaze
More cute noises

Like I can read, the gaps are the meanings

>>47112044
Tell her we sit on the toilet facing backwards

﴾pͪoͣnͬpͣonͭpͣa͡in﴿

I knew I couldn't write it

>>47112167
You couldn’t read any of that save for gacha, not even the katakana

>>47112167
>I legit can't believe she agreed to date me.
how did the conversation go did you rizz her up

全部わかるんだけど英語で説明できんとよ(´・ω:;.:...

whats for lunch ?

>>47112212
And by read I mean sound out, you got every meaning wrong obviously

berugiumu roosingshite to ha wakarenai

>>47112273
pussy

dont lie

>>47112273
just ate air fryer burgers

>>47112303
do u eat burger every day gotta get some variety

>>47112308
i might have autism/ocd but yea, for many years

>>47112240
日本人ぶるのやめろ

>>47112308
beef has every single nutrient in the perfect ratio

i made jamie oliver's mexican meatloaf with jalapenos, black beans, bell peppers, parsley and tomato sauce. it was surpisingly good seeing as i normally don't like meat loaf