/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Forget bugs, I am here to bring you foxes.

Cat

I found out "moshi moshi" came into use because supposedly kitsune can't say it. You think foxes don't like phones?

Fat Gazer butt.

>>47073888
How do we slow the growing phenomenon of titty foxes? Foxes are supposed to be flatter.

>>47073907
lots of breeding

>>47073892
Why can't kitsune say that?

>>47073892
>You think foxes don't like phones?
They do, they're why Line is so popular.

>>47073907
Says who?

>>47073902
Don't just type it: POST IT!

>>47073892
And people wonder why foxes usually go after gaijin.
The natives have figured out their tricks long ago.

Foxes were a mistake.

>>47073918
How would that help? That would just create more titty foxes.

>>47073955
you breed the small ones more than the big ones and that'll fix the ratios

>>47073902
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5026155

Dragon Slave for Sale

>>47073981
This looks like a scam, those chains aren't nearly heavy enough to keep her locked up.

>>47073987
It doesn't matter, they aren't asking for much so I'll just buy her and then let her go anyway.

would you help a rogue Automaton hide in your apartment? she's on the run from the government because they wanna disassemble her and reverse engineer some killing machines that would end humanity, so she has to hide in your bedroom right now, she's not making this story up just to get in bed with you, nuh-uh no sir no way a rogue robot would ever want to be friends with a ningen like you, she's too renegade to beg you to fill her input with your love juices

>>47073934
What a coincidence, I usually go after foxes.

>hmmm I could talk about one of these wonderful 200+ monster girls there are in this here encyclopedia......
>nah I'll just post about foxes and nothing else all day again
Why are you guys so lame

>>47074022
ought to take your own advice on of these days

>>47074022
I like foxes, Anon. Plus they get a metric ton of art so there's lots of variety.

>>47073874
o7 to KC's Patreon, they got him...

>>47074022
>post ugly freakshit with unattractive parts tacked on and other bad qualities
>or post nice foxes with cute fluffy tails that actually look nice
Not a hard choice.

>>47074037
It was me Barry.

>>47074032
Foxes are unreasonably good.

>>47074022
I can stop anytime I want.

>>47074046
Miss Arachne has much floof and no unattractive parts or bad qualities.

>>47074059
>>47074073
so true

>>47074073
I can't stop nor do I want to

Do you think if the portals opened there would be enough foxes for everyone?

>>47074105
there was exactly enough, it turns out

>>47074108
Suspicious

Reminder that as a human fighter you are intentionally nerfing yourself if you don't being a fairy white mage with you. They take up the same space as a healing potion but have much greater healing potential thanks to all their spells. Their milk even has the same effects as a healing potion, although you have to drink it fresh to get the full effect.

>>47074137
Plus it's fun to strip fairies and dress them up in frilly clothing.

>>47074105
Even if there isn't, it doesn't matter. No matter what mamano claims an anon, she'll win him over with her love and affection.

Remember to thank your local elf for protecting the environment!

>>47074058
Well played.

>>47074146
This is true.

>>47074159
No man can survive being the husband of Cheshire twins

>>47074146
i take 4x damage from love and affection

>>47074178
That's why they're married to a hot futa.

>>47074183
sexing monstergirls against glass

shes just standing there
MENACINGLY

If the portals ever actually opened I would still die alone because I'd be turning down every last one of them since there's only one I want, a Lilim. And since there's only a few hundred Lims and they're all already taken I would be dead well before there was one that was single and of age available for me. I wouldn't settle for anything less than the best.

>>47074137
The best strategy is teaming up with a fresh adventurer loli that levels fast and has high stat growths

>>47074191
Vampires are very good at this. They even have their own sound effects.

>>47074191
Gargoyle moment

>>47074196
A dangerous train of thought. You'd get thrown into a pocket dimension where you remain ageless until the time a lilim gives birth to your future wife.

>>47074214
In the year 2525, if Anon is still alive...

>>47074196
You'd fall for the first succubus that smiled at you.

>>47074229
they're like lims, except they have a personality

>>47074196
Anon on his way to get MOB'D

I'd instalose to some bratty smug loli that walked up to me I'm pretty sure

>>47074229
A lot of monstergirls would have husbands right out of the portals by simply hugging the first guy they liked and refusing to let go.

>>47073981
I like when the big scary monsters have cute little ribbons tied to them.

>>47074229
Like I said I won't accept anything less than what I want.

>>47074242
>are you hitting on me?
>yeah?
>nice
many such cases

>>47074022
It's /vg/ niggers, they don't like monster girls, they just want to spam le epic mofu meme. It's why they also post furshit.

>>47073252
>>47073344
>>47073417
>Extremist/Radical Automatons and or AI

Imagine Radical/Extremist Automatons or AI with the tone, feelings and vibes of the Cortana Letters? Radical/Extremist Automatons or AI being like Cortana going through AI Rampancy. Or how about Extremist/Radical Automatons or AI being like Durandal from Marathon?

>>47074022
And why are you so focused on one setting then?

>>47074251
>where's the camera?
>what?
>I've seen this before, you're recording this so you can post it on tiktok with some caption like "omg look how creepy this guy is"
>...what?

>>47074265
Do you want to talk about a cait sith weaving between your legs and rubbing herself all over you?
Because she's not that tall. She could totally do that while you are standing around.

>>47074270
Nice not-monster girl, retard.

>>47074272
Because nobody wants to post about faggotaids trash like MGQ or EMG

Just bury yourself into that fluff while feeling up her butt and thighs.

>>47074288
Not into loose whores

>>47074291
She's not a centaur though?

>>47074283
You don't speak for the entire thread, friendo.

>>47074191
>Staring at fox
>She is just standing there
>Look away
>Hear shuffling noises
>Look back
>Fox is slightly closer
ohno

>>47074247
I love the mamano cultural touch on wedding dresses.

It wouldn't matter to me how much a Monster loved me, it wouldn't fix my problems with envy and envying for others for being richer than me, looking better, being smarter and healthier and more powerful and higher on social ladders. They can't fix 1st world problems, they come from a world where they fix medieval problems.

>>47074297
>slightly closer
>also with slightly less clothing

>>47074295
She's canonically a complete slut, wouldn't expect /vg/ tourists to know shit though

>>47074296
Don't you ever tire of devoting your life to us mick? You basically live in this thread like KC lives in your head, there isn't a minute you don't wanna spend dancing for us you fucking jester.

>>47074303
If only envy, poverty, bad looks, and social inequality weren't invented during the renaissance.

>>47074296
The past years of you sniveling fucks getting chased back to /vg/ because you kept showing your hand and wanting to force murderfaggotry and cuckoldry trash every single time. You want to post about that trash setting? Stay on /vg/.

>>47074335
You have issues.

>>47074303
a little dash of mindbreak can fix that right up

>>47074301
Oh fuck off you retarded faggot. Why haven't you killed yourself after spamming this board for YEARS? What's next? You gonna spam those dogshit Fire Emblem or NTR titty ninja ones you fucking faggot

>>47074275
One of many things that would mindfuck monsters when they come over.
>You think I'll WHAT you?
>After we've had kids, even?
>Why would anyone do that, especially without a reason?!
>I don't want half of your stuff, I want your whole heart!

Gonna be a long night isn't it

>>47074338
Kill yourself, /vg/ trash. There's evidence going years back as to why you cocksuckers never left /vg/ and cried about us near daily on /v/.

>>47074349
Probably
Take solace in fox

>>47074348
daww

>>47074368
I like the arse up pictures. Not many artists do the right angle.

>>47074368
How can I take solace in fox, when I cannot touch her? What good is mofu if I cannot bury my face in it?

>>47074368
Nah i need mino

>>47074317
>Everyone is the mick
Keep boxing shadows

>>47074335
My guy I can like elements about EMG without hyperfocusing on the unfortunate circumstances of Centar culture, which they're moving away from, or Cathyl, because my life doesn't revolve around fictional characters cheating on each other. MGQ is for sure more at home on /tg/ though.

>>47074368
Every time I see this thumbnail I think she has giant titties but her left boob is just hair. Wicked, tricksy fockses.

>>47074242
Then there's that one anon that ends up adopting a bunch of goblins

>>47074382
Get tricked nerd

>>47074386
Haha, yeah

>>47074378
drink some milk

>>47074391
>westshit mucus goblins

>>47074400
>mucus goblins
wat

>>47074410
I guess they don't like green gobbos

>>47074235
The ratas will remember this and send a loli Dark Mage or Hellhound your way to "play".

>>47074418
Sounds like a personal problem.

>>47074380
Get fucked. You faggots have been cancer ever since these threads got booted from /a/. Go back to /c/ or /e/ or whatever shithole has EMG threads now.

>>47074418
It's the comedy I come here for. I can't tell if it's ironic.

This is your new boss.

>>47074439
I don't like slimes

>>47074439
Oh no, and I thought the last HR manager was bad...

>>47073981
Why does she look so much like the dragon in the profile pic of the seller?

>>47074374
I like the little cut in her skirt to make space for her tail.

>>47074426
How nice of them.
I'll remember to send them an invite to the wedding.

>>47074348
There really is something kind of funny about monsters just not understanding the concept of divorce and cheating here in our world. I can easily imagine the Baphomets dedicating a branch of magic to ending divorce and cheating as a whole when the portals open.

>>47074343
Take a deep breath anon. It'll help you relax.

Would you be adverse to the monster toying with your nipples?

>>47074491
>give every man a monsterwife
Problem solved

>>47074491
They just need to get used to the concept.

>>47074457
it's a dangerous prospect to attend weddings as a guest. you keep drawing aggro from the bridesmaids

>>47074491
>There really is something kind of funny about monsters just not understanding the concept of divorce and cheating here in our world.
Why wouldn't they? It exists in their world. It's an important part of Merse's backstory.

>>47074491
They have h*man women (and men, for that matter) in their world, it's should really just be the frequency that boggles their minds. As always, the solution is just to dark matter bomb everything.

>>47074511
>it's should really just be the frequency that boggles their minds
Exactly. Their world doesn't have kikes spreading degeneracy in order to enable their subversion.

>>47074491
>>47074511
Reminder that human women after monsterization are statistically more likely to join the extremist faction than natural born monsters because they know first hand what both sides are like.

>>47074431
Fully capable of liking different monster girl franchises. Have a good one friend and don't let this thread consume you. That's for Sandworms.

>>47074504
Even in human society weddings are great places to create new couples. Imagine how hard it goes in monster society.

About Dark Mages and Witches, the most human looking mamano. They are made from human women who delve into magic and start using mamano magic to enhance their magical strength. But what about their children? What happens when one of their daughters doesn't want to learn magic and wants to devote her interests into a different profession?

>>47074543
>Monster catches the bouquet
>Proceeds to rape that guy she had her eye on to the applause of all watching

Time for a cleansing.

>>47074556
If there is a very big crowd, throwing the bouquet might need a lever to get it to the centre of the crowd.

>>47074499
So long as she's gentle enough.

>>47074556
i want to see the pre-bouquet struggle where ms wurm and ms ushi demolish a city block

>>47074558
In a milk bath.

>>47074567
NIce hat on her.

>>47074583
Fun fact, the hat is not mandatory for Dark Mages and Witches.

>>47074592
LIES

>>47074570
Just wait until an uninvited lilim sneaks in just trying to finally get lucky.

>>47074599
Deny what you want. Just know that if you cling to it, you might pass over a sexy dark mage because you mistook her for a human, or get tricked by a human since there's plenty of human mages that wear the same style of hat.

oh nice, now the monster spamming whorecow faggot is back

>>47074629
Hi, Reetard!

>>47074629
Good thing spamming is a bannable offense.

>>47074619
I'm not looking for humans. I'm looking for mamono. Sexy ones. Chitinous ones.

>>47074439
I don't like this LGBT slime

>>47074638
>posting monster girls in a monster girl thread
>"REEEEEEE SPAM REPORTS NOW!!!"

>>47074648
She's a RAINBOW slime, signifying the LORD's promise not to kill mankind.

>>47074655
Okay, but is she as gay as she looks? I like a happy supervisor.

>>47074629
Why not post monstergirls from whatever source you approve of rather than reeing every time someone posts a monstergirl from something you don't like?

>>47074629
Reminder that all Cathylfags are cucks. He's just projecting.

>>47074648
Rainbow Pop slime is cute though.

>>47074660
Kill yourself, outsider. How about you go fuck off to your home board instead of shitting up ours with dogshit settings made for limp dick faggots that can't get off unless their waifu is fucking another man?

Elves are monster girls

>>47074629
>>47074660
>>47074663
>>47074675
Or, if something that productive isn't an option, post monstergirl images from sources you approve of alongside your reeing about the monstergirls other people post.

It's honestly sad how this little sperg thinks he can do anything having fits like he does because the only power he has in life is being slightly annoying on 4chan. Unfortunately for him I don't care what he thinks, might post some cute fox girls from some random series he deems verboten later after posting the cute cow.

>>47074679
Not all Elves, but all Dark Elves are.

>>47074683
>>47074679
>vtumors
>gacha trash
Sweet, another raid.

>>47074691

>>47074638
Also good thing that passive aggressive gloating about breaking the rules makes him more noticeable to the mods.

>>47074691

Aw well, guess nobody else wants to post cows since the spergs ruined everything.

>>47074691

You know what's scary? A hebi could be stalking you RIGHT NOW and you wouldn't know it
In fact, the time it takes to read this post is enough time for her to steal a shirt or two to huff and masturbate to!

>>47074691
Hi

>>47074717
No way she's getting into my cramped room without making a mess.

>>47074717
I wish...

>atleast 2 different known spammers attacking at the same time
Totally not organized discord raiding btw

>>47074728

>>47074717
No hebi wants to be with a middle age balding fat guy.

>>47074728
it's anything but organized. some people just wanna pour gasoline when they see a fire

gravity is desire and one must love the wurm

Help, the guy at the gun shop sold me a Cursed Rifle

>>47074728
>>47074735
Some people just want to post monstergirls and don't care if she comes from a gacha or is based on a vtuber avatar or whatever other source that makes retards ree.

>>47074748
Who cares about MGE trash like Wurms? I'd rather have girls from an actually complete series.

>>47074753
Then go somewhere else like back to /tg/ and spam about wedding dresses all you like then

>>47074753
Yeah, we get it /v/ermin. You want to spam absolute cuckold loving trash because you gargle semen on a regular basis. Do it somewhere else, you're not wanted here.

>>47074757
switch

>>47074733
>middle age
>fat
Older men, or geezers as some call them, are all the rage on 4mon nowadays.
>balding
Embrace it and shave completely, you might pull it off.

>>47074733
Sounds like you'd be fun to coil.

>>47074751
As long as you don't touch it you'll be fine. You could also try to pass it off to some other guy and make it his problem. Don't pass it off to a woman though as there's the possibility that she'll target you but if you know she loves someone else, then you can safely pass it off to her, knowing it'll then be the problem (or more accurately, blessing) of whoever she loves.

I love how this guy tries to act like he's being perfectly rational, but instantly goes into 2000% meltdown spamming mode when nobody buys the act, every single time without fail.

>>47074691
stfu miserable fag, that's one of the based ones, up there with Trickywi, Snuffy, Saruei, and Filian

>>47074785
if he had the tiniest mote of self-awareness he wouldn't behave in such a way to begin in.
one of those self-fulfilling prophecies

>>47074751
Hand it to the cutest girl you can find. Just convince her to pat it a little.

>>47074733
>>47074717
>Anon tells Hebi that he's just a middle aged bald fat guy
>UOOOOOOHHHH MIDDLE-AGED MAN EROTIC
>SHINY PACHINKO HEAD, HUGGABLE STOMACH, DEXTROUS FINGERS EROTIC

>>47074796
>stfu miserable fag, that's one of the based ones
Any vtumor is trash and doesn't belong. Fuck they're not even fucking Japanese apparently since none of the other ones you just listed are. Fuck off to /vt/ where you and those dumb 3DPD belong

>>47074785
He does the same shit every time. First, it's acting like he's above the guy yelling to fuck off, he'll spam for about thirty or so images with the cow, and then start spamming monster boy shit

>>47074811
Shame retards like this are becoming more and more common now. I miss when these threads weren't 70% foxes from a series that isn't even Japanese sometimes.

>>47074806
Those women want my money, I know it!

>>47074815
those momonika familiars pay you for compensated dating

>>47074829
Momonika familiars are the kind of Sabbath girls to roll up with Red Hot Chili Pepper shirts, jorts, and tims going "How do you do fellow oniichans?"

>>47074844
>>47074844
Fuck, that'd work on me.

>>47074457
>>47074504
>the bridesmaids are her friends so they're all smug little girls too

Now that I think about it, Sabbaths nowadays must feel real smug when they get to brag that their organization is full of "Alpha females".

>>47074852
>anon at the bachelorette party(sabbath)
a gig's a gig

>>47074864
Carlos!

>>47074723
>pubes
Careful, that's apparently a bannable offense now.

>>47074926
Are snubes OK? Like on the downstairs area of the sexy medusa?

>>47074926
I'm sure it was the nips in that case.

>>47074926
it's more of a 50/50 and usually a warning
hypothetically speaking, of course

>>47074949
50/50 might as well be bannable. Entirely dependent on how the janny is feeling that day.

>like 90% of the spam left up even after the guy got b&
Did they just stop using the "nuke every post from this IP" button or something?

>>47074952
>Guys want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

>47074778
>47074783
Come come jannys haven't banned this yet

would kc ever make m87 or sagittarius a* into mgs?

>>47074975
It was removed as a cost-cutting measure so they can avoid reducing the janitors' well deserved salaries.

>>47075054
SMACK

Is this look so unusual? Every Queen must be willing and able to take up the blade to defend her subjects.

>>47075134
>faggot emblem
Ew

>>47073874
Thank you Miss Arachne!

I want to spank a fat bottomed loli Lich.

>>47075150
???

>>47075160
You have to do 10 experiments with her to get 1 spank
It's worth it, trust me

>Meanwhile on 4mon…

>read monster story featuring man and monster at odds
>said point to story is either tosses aside almost instantly or everything goes go perfectly for the monster it's like every human in the story is just a doll for the monster that doesn't have independent thought
Why do this? That's not how hate works unless you're completely spineless about it. Hate isn't something you just toss aside cause some lady flashed her tits or some nonsense.

>>47075226
needless and irrational hate shouldn't be clung to

>>47075188
SMACK

>>47075226
I heard Magus is handling it pretty well with his new story, haven't read it yet since I don't want to wait for each new chapter.

Anon, just trust fox
She promises not to trick you this time(probably)

>>47075273
If she does I'm going to tie her up and smack her tits.

Need snek for snegging.

>>47075248
Not the point though, if you really live hating something or someone it's not just gonna suddenly be tossed away just because ONE representative of the thing you hate starts acting out of character. That's not how that works and if you're gonna write a story like that why even bother?

>>47075253
Nah it's mostly like what I said, most of the paladins outside of the dragon have pretty much instantly folded because the monsters acted like the current MGE versions exactly once after meeting them in person. The latest chapter was completely retarded too, story does every possible thing it can to asspull the paladin not winning against the undead even while they actively talk about killing all the humans "if they have to". Story just seems retarded at this point, makes me wish Magus just gave up already and have the monsters either effortlessly roflstomp the paladins or have them turn traitor and turn their back on all their friends, family and common people in human towns/cities since it's what's gonna happen anyways.

>>47075218
>he doubts the Leafs
>he doubts the Winterstown Knights
This is their year

>>47075292
usually i'd stop reading things when i don't like them but i suppose you have a deeper relationship with hate than me

>>47075312
If I'm going to hate something I want to actually know what I'm hating.

>>47075292
Really? I thought Magus' story would've been more nuanced than that.

>>47075188
>1st spank: experimentative, careful
>2nd to 5th spanks: resounding smacks on her big pale undead loli ass
>6th and 7th spanks: slower and more lustful, starts turning into gropes on impact
>spanks replaced by rough gropes for a while
>rough gropes replaced by fingering
>7th to 30th spanks: complimenting doggystyle buttfucking
This exchange rate isn't looking too good, better convince her the spanking IS an experiment.

>>47075292
Nah, Magus should just turn the ENTIRE story into a MASSIVE Blitzball tournament, a game mamono found out about from Final Fantasy X and immediately fell in love with.
That's what his story needs--a MASSIVE sports manga arc where the hodge podge mamono characters have to skill up hard and fast to beat the Lescatie Lilims.

A being of purest evil with a heart blacker than the night

I imagine that Undead mamano forces are far more willing to kill than other mamano forces because they fully intend to bring back everyone their forces kill.

>>47075322
I mean it's not like he isn't trying, but the issue is that the story is SO transparent about what is GOING to happen (all the bad icky humans will get swept under the rug into the forbidden bad zone and all the male protagonists will just have no problem turning turncoat against the people they've known their entire lives) that it's just hard to give a fuck. Every single time the two sides meet it's always just "oh the monster we've known are acting WEIRD and NICE now oops lmao I was almost effortlessly beaten back by the monsters sent to protect the freshly corrupted women or just their fucking mom like the undead hunter was looool". The only time it felt like an actual fight was with the dragon hunter guy like I said but I can already tell he's gonna get stomped so hard during the rematch he might as well have cracked his head open during the first fight and become the dragon's loyal bitchboy without all the fluff that's gonna happen in the future. Again, it's a decent story (written well, does a good job establishing motivations and painting a mental picture of how things are) but the human characters either toss aside their ideals hilariously easily or are changing their mind at the absolute slightest challenge to their prejudiced and all I can think is "this isn't how people fucking work, hate doesn't just get washed off like a dirty window what the fuck"

Would you give a cu sith ear scritches for $100 dollars?

Be honest.

>>47075361
maybe the womenfolk

>>47075361
Nah the ones in the story were acting more like humans about it. No raising, just killing the people hunting them (which feels retarded since in context of the story the Undead sounded fucking horrifying pre-DL so why the fuck are they surprised that humans are scared of them or want to get rid of them on sight???)

>>47075361
it's kind of a hassle and a big time investment to bring back dudes. doesn't seem efficient when they have more practical options like demonsilver
i do wonder how effective a zombie outbreak would be though

>>47075331
A normal housecat? Yeah I can see it.

so wait, there's a monmusu game, we got some nice renders of some girls? I recall we finally got the leech girl and sea witch in color but they aren't goodly rendered from Twitter

>>47075363
Who was it, was it Murlocs that was doing a pretty good story with friction between the men and monsters in the group? Wonder what happened to that story.

>Verification not required

>>47075401
>monmusu
Nobody cares, faggot. I'm not playing shit from that cuckold crabman's dogshit.
>leech
Oh nevermind, you're just a faggot shitposting.

>>47075416
I like robots more than bugs.

>>47075361
Imagine after a battle between undead and humans. The lady knights that the undead captured are being lead to a chopping block with a Dullahan next to it carrying her head in one arm and a poleaxe in the other. All of the lady knights are stoically accepting their executions. As the first one is forced to kneel on the block, the axe comes down on her neck, severing it in a single blow. Yet to their surprise, this first woman executed isn't dead, in fact the rest of her body is still moving, instinctively grabing her severed head to put back on after the body is released.

>>47075410
Not, not Murloc. His story sucked ass and acts like a complete Twitteroid. I'm talking about an actually good writer like Magus.

>>47075427
Now please tell that to the robo wasp outside your door

>>47075434
Yeah that sounds like a great way to make any human states that don't mind monsters to go full order really quick. Guess it would be funny for the Lilim that helped conquer the city to start freaking out over how they're damaging the reputation of monsters.

>>47075435
No, just looked it up. It was indeed Murlocs' Second Chances story about bandits being captured by monstergirls and really not wanting to play nice.

>>47075416
Yes.

If I take a dullahan’s head and run a mile away with her, how long will I have to do lewd things before her body catches up?

>>47075434
This could be a premise to a good spooky Halloween themed MGE story.

>>47075396
The manifestation of primal evil demands scritches

>>47075455
What about leaving her head in the living room and taking her body away to do lewd things with? She can't see what you're doing, only feel it.

>>47075435
you guys are why we never get new writers

>>47075455
Probably a few days. Some creep is probably raping her body while you have her head.

>>47075457
Touch Fluffy Tail seems to have stopped making competitions. I'm sad about that.

>>47075457
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Blade_of_Salvation
it's already a thing for lescatie, though not necessarily wielded by undead

>>47075450
Yeah, and like I said the story sucks ass and falls apart at the slightest breeze of critical thinking.
>why are the monsters bothering pretending to be held up if they just instantly win the fight against the MC's bandit party anyways
>why would you bring two guys who you later state to knowing you couldn't trust if your entire operation hinges on being professional, quiet and not causing any waves
>why are the monsters acting completely out of character for MGE when you're basically ripping 90% of the setting except for the parts that make MGE appealing out (monsters won't just fucking kill you and bad endings can kick rocks)
>why is the first line of thought murder for when the red shirt bandits lash out and do everything they can to get away from the monsters that said they'll give them up to some human lord that would likely execute them for being bandits
The only good thing Murloc did was get better writers to make something for his contest.

>>47075468
The less people organizing retarded LGBT shit on twitter posting here (the same group that show MGE nothing but contempt) the better. Again, I'd take a Magus over a hundred Murlocs any day of the week.

>>47075427
This

If I'm going for a girl with a hard exoskeleton it's going to be a robot, not a bug

well?

>>47075523
It's a deep subject.

What happens if I touch spider cow?

>>47075502
cry about it some more retard

>>47075416
IM GETTING THE RAID

>>47075532
spider milk

>>47075532
If she's single?
You've already been raped and are in her nest.

If she's married?
If it's an accidental touch, probably nothing. If it was lewd or inappropriate, a claw to the face.

>>47075526
balls deep

>>47075502
?

>>47075535
I'm not the one crying over a mid-tier writefag's bad story being looked at critically. Murloc's shlock is bootleg Game of Thrones with a faint hint of monster girls while Magus' is an actual monster girl story so I know what I'd rather read any day of the week even if I don't care for the slowburn romance.

>>47075544
The more you spray the more smug she gets

>>47075548
Not a very deep subject for you then.

>>47075557
After the first writefag story that Murloc organized he linked his Twitter to show off some art he commissioned of the contestants which was nice. But taking a look at his account he was sperging over some retarded US law being mean to LGBT fags and wishing them well like the government was gonna kick their door in. Just retarded shit and I'm glad he hasn't shown up a lot since. No different than if a writerfag here was retweeting homos like Ben Shapiro

>>47075425
> noone cares of one of THE biggest top tier monster girl series on par with MGE, somehow...
Hilarious, ever considered stand-up some day anon?

>Anon shit talks mermaid online
>Brags about how she can't get him because he's too far inland
>Mermaid turns out to be batshit crazy
>Mermaid finds his location
>Gets in contact with a ryu and hires her
>She travels through the network of rivers close to his location
>Ryu works her magic
>Floods, floods, floods
>Water surrounds Anon's home
>Mermaid sees Anon and starts taunting him
>Water levels keep rising
>The taunting and smug only gets more and more severe as she gets closer to the house
>Anon can see the crazy in her eyes now
It's only a matter of time.
Don't underestimate the power and determination of marine mamono.

>Pull on cheshire tail
>It pops off and wraps around your arm like a snake
>it starts slithering towards your pants

>>47075616
>Mermaid jumps on land
>Begins slithering like a lamia around
>Rapes Anon for being a shithead
>Takes him back to ocean for a proper sea bishop marriage

>>47075502
>>47075590

>>47075615
Again, if you want to post about your dogshit cuckold series do it elsewhere. Thankfully nobody else aside from other shitposting faggots like yourself like that tripe here.

>>47075638
Alps are trash and the people that like them are fags with bad taste or bad actors that do not belong, this is known.

When do kikis take vacations?

>>47075663
kikis and anubis react poorly to vacation

>>47075646
at least not as utter, boiling dogshit trash as dormice and humpty eggs

>>47075663
Never.

>>47075677
Oh fuck no as weird as humpty eggs are I'd rather have those around than deal with /lgbt/ fags that Alps could bring into these threads.

There is nothing monsters can do to convince me to NOT blow my head off with a shotgun if the majority of monsters I'd have to live around are fucking Ushi-Oni or Arachne.
>oh but anon don't you want to give the huge, disgusting, giant spiders that will likely move and sound like giant fucking spiders and have hidden gross awful spider faces in their crotch a chance?
FUCK no, are you insane?

>>47075677
no need to get worked up over slimes
age is fairly immaterial to them

>>47075699
he sounds like he fucks spiders

>>47075663
>vacations?
In Kikish that word is a curse stronger than "perkele." Please cease using it. Also, would you be so kind as to track some mud in or spill a glass of something?

Why do elves dress like this? I thought they were supposed to be above slutty behavior.

>>47075703
I am being deathly serious anonymous I would rather kill myself than be within 700 square miles of a spider bigger than my hand much less the size of a bus.

>>47075712
Why are you back to spamming some bargain-bin gacha trash that isn't even a monster girl?

>>47075715
you keep bringing them up though. you clearly have some fascination with their spindly legs or ample abdomen

>>47075719
I am making a point in the event they start showing up and going through post history. If they try getting near me whatever I do to myself is on them!

>>47075718
Why do characters from Gacha bother you so much?

Looks like the janny missed some cockroaches, as usual.

>>47075726
Because they're soulless, terribly designed trash made only to appeal to brainless and annoying retards like you that insist on spamming them endlessly because your general on /vg/ likely ran out of images like the parasites you are. Not to mention 99% of the ones you fags post aren't even fucking Japanese so why the fuck are you even here to begin with?

>>47075708
>Finnish monster girls
Do they like Alan Wake?

>>47075729
Happens, I guess.

>>47075715
You're never more than 8ft from a spider

>>47075768
Begone, Azur Lane tranny. You have two boards for your shitty Chinese gacha trash

>>47075770
That's not the same, those are at best the size of a quarter and easily killed. Nowhere near the same as a spider the size of a fucking car and able to rip through a ship.

>>47075729
Don't denigrate roaches like that!
They're good girls!

>>47075781
they're not all that big

>>47075791
Doesn't matter if they're the size of a puppy! I'd still rather chop my hands off and bleed to death over having a heart attack cause I left my home one day and there's one just planted on the side of my building.

Desert cats

>>47075808
..stink bad!

>>47075781
That's really rude. I happen to like women who can rip through ships.

>>47075833
Well you can enjoy them all you want because I hate underwater girls too!

>>47075833
hot

>>47075844
Gangbang whore

>>47075837
This guy is just asking to get raped by a crab, the spiders of the ocean.

>>47075848
Crabs aren't as bad. They look weird but not as disgusting or horrifying as spiders to me. Still not a fan of the "monster wearing a girl as a hat" genre of monster girl so still gonna have to turn her down.

>>47075844
wtf i love charybidis now

>>47075726
Armor that covers up the body but still highlights the wearer's figure is my jam.

>>47075871
Then take that faggot and fuck off if you're gonna earnestly reply to him.

>>47075860
guys who get mindbroken by their wives into loving monster parts often say things like this

>>47075865
a curvy body and swirly eyes do wonders

>>47075844
I'd get caught in a whirlpool by her

>>47075726
She has some crazy long hair.

>>47075884
>Local man hasn't touched his own dick in years after being CLAWED, wife states
>"I thought she'd be hard an uncomfortable but it's great greag, I always smell like lilacs and sea salts and she gives the best handjobs."
>This story brought to you Sea Bishop news.

>>47075884
Unfortunately for her that won't be me. I want nothing to do with an unwieldy and frankly gross looking monster woman that just looks like a Crab or something trying to pull an Anglerfish and draw prey in to eat. I'd much rather settle with a monster that has monster parts but with an actual ratio of monster to woman that I can actually work with like a Griffon, Mantis or something similar.

>>47075884
Arachnes slowly introducing to the rest of their body so that you aren't scared by them

>>47075917
she's nice and all but i can't envision a future where i make it past the hebi defense force without getting married

>>47075912
What a horrible thing to say. You've made the giant crab girl cry. I hope you're pleased with yourself.

>>47075632
>Watching Alien with Cheshire wife
>Get to the scene with the alien coming out of the dudes chest
>Cheshy thinks its funny as hell to have her detached tail give me a jump scare right as the creature emerges
That's a sodomizing for her later.

>Put "Humans Only" sign on my business after monsters invade
>Get almost nothing but monsters using magic/potions to make themselves look human or lazy monsters slapping a baseball cap and shades on acting like they're human
>Every time you try and call them out on it they just look confused before laughing it off and going back to talking about how stupid(ly sexy) the exact same species they happen to be are

>>47075930
I mean I certainly wouldn't feel great that I made her cry but I'm not backing down from this, I'm sure she'd be able to find another guy that would love her despite her more intimidating looks.

>>47075943
I now want a picture of the most obvious fox with the biggest ears and fluffiest tail wearing those glasses with a fake nose on them.

>>47075923
>>>/vg/
go away

>>47075957
I was making more of a callback to Manny The Manticore in my head while making the green. Either that or just have an Automaton trying to blend in as a regular human girl like Mechazawa.
>only one boy in the whole school can tell she's not human at all
>lures him to the roof to confess since her Mother Unit told her that's when you know you've found your Output.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to wave at the sea slimes and flow kelps whenever you're out at the beach.
Its always good to be neighborly, although they may nab you if you get too close.

>>47076068
>remember to wave at the sea slimes and flow kelps whenever you're out at the beach.
You can't make me be nice to monsters.

>>47076083
No

But they can

>>47075363
I don't know why the fuck you'd look at anything remotely related to MGE, whether you're reading the official print works or peoples own creative writings and fanfictions about it, when it's a series about humans losing because they suck (a fact grounded in reality even), and then be surprised when humans are losing because they fucking suck in it.

>>47076087
They can't either! I'll throw trash in the ocean and laugh as a Sea Bishop cries!

>>47075920
She's just stuck, isn't she?

>>47076094
When you spend nearly 10 chapters acting like there's actual tension only for it to fizzle in the lamest way possible your story is lame. MGE's official source material brushes over the invasion aspect because KC knows nobody really cares about that and wants to get to the monsters being slutty with their hubby. If you're gonna write a story in that setting that tries to actually make the stakes seem high and only manage to make it completely lame and the humans seem like two dimensional characters that only exist to be losers from day 1 then what's the point? Why not just skip all of that?

>>47076106
>Why not just skip all of that?
Why don't you? Just go read something you actually do like instead of bitch and moan about something you don't stupid bitch? Nobody is forcing you to read it at gunpoint. Just go write your own fucking shitty Orderslop about le knights epicly murdering monster girls if you want it so bad you fucking alp.

>>47076068
kelps are good
good wives and good snacks

>>47076130
>completely twisting my point because you can't handle a story being critiqued.
No, I don't think I will. I read the story to it's current finished state to actually know what's going on in it and articulate my points better. Again, the story is meant to be a slow burn romance between the Paladins and the specific monsters they go with and that's fine. The issue is taking people who have EVERY reason to deeply hate monsters to their very core and distrust them in every capacity and completely throwing that away because of what, ONE single instance of them acting out of characters? If this is a slow burn romance what's the slow burn meant to be? At this point every single Paladin aside from the Dragonslayer one is one more meeting away from kissing the monster they're tracking on the lips which sure it's better than grimdark murder miseryporn but again, this isn't how anyone acts aside from a completely spineless person wanting to act completely in their own interests. Anyone with real, actual hate isn't just gonna forgo it near instantly because that's not how people work.

>>47076133
The original plap

>>47076147
blah blah blah that's a lot of words
fuck off back to where you belong grimtard >>>/tg/

>>47076156
>Comes to the defense of a slow burn romance story
>Can't read
honestly pretty funny

>>47073887
>Forget bugs
No.

I am a simple man
I like cats

>>47076106
For what it's worth, I understand completely. I still enjoy the stories, but this right here is a huge pet peeve of mine.

>>47076168
Even cute cats?

>>47076174
Like the story is objectively very good and I like little bits here and there like the Dragon slowly becoming attached to the people she was tasked with watching over but it's just whenever the Paladins and Monsters clash it feels completely pointless and the fact that obviously they're gonna eventually turn against the people they once knew kind of bothers me. It always has when it comes to MGE but I try to ignore the implications of any possible mental stress or feelings of betrayal when it comes to seeing a friend go pal around with the monsters this early into the new DL. Like obviously the point of MGE is monsters sweeping you off your feet, getting rid off all your problems and giving you a new life free of stress where you can enjoy life with a woman who loves you from the bottom of your heart but with how monster society and behavior is depicted in the story it makes me think "would anyone have an actual choice in this world?" which obviously is the case in MGE proper but I dunno, the way this story does things makes me feel a bit uneasy.

>>47076160
Fuck off with this cuckshit.

cuddle check

>>47076185
Obviously not, only aislop-generated and soulless gachatrash cats.

>>47076068
You shouldn't do this if there's rumored to be a kraken nearby. They've been known to play wingwoman and fling the less mobile sea monsters at single men standing near the shore. If you look too friendly, you may end up getting an express delivery wife sent via air mail.

>>47076130
>nooo my story got critiqued
>better have a meltdown about it!
I think you fuck off to twitter or whereever it is that retarded writecucks like you live.

>>47076228
Hi, Murloc. Falseflagging because you got called a faggot now? Or are you just the same anon replying to himself to poison the well of polite criticism?

>>47076219
>Be polite to monsters
>raped
>Be mean to monsters
>raped
>Just try to ignore monsters and live my own life
>molested and then raped
I hate monsters! I'm making my own place where they can't enter!

>hurr i will now pretend like you're some other namefag so I can divert attention from my own mental breakdown
Mmm, no, I don't I will help you with that. Go bost some gachatrash or whatever is you really want to falseflag.
Thanks for confirming that you actually are trying to defend your own story, tho.

>>47076185
Yes

Yeah, it's the same guy samefagging that got mad I criticized the relationships in Magus' story to poison the well. Anyways, I wonder if Magus is gonna include any of the new girls in his story. Hopefully they feel a bit less ominous than how he's written girls like the Undead ones.

>>47076147
You put into words on my thoughts over your several posts. It's what annoyed me the most with magus's work and the reason why I love his cream story while I also feeling angry when I read the paladins one or even the nightclub one. I still read because it's well written but it drives me nuts to see how the MCs can be such spineless fags sometimes. In the end, I'm just a reader, I still can't write to save my life so complaining is unwelcomed but I feel you anon.

>>47076168
Me too, wish I could make more

>pic with regura's cuckbugs isn't deleted
Oh, okay so I guess monmusu is okay to post too?

>>47076281
I won't pretend like I know Magus' story better than him or demand he write what I want, at the end of the day it's his story to write and he should write it how he wants. It's just all part of a pet peeve I have when it comes to stories where the guy has a hardline stance or opinions where he shouldn't just toss them aside at such a casual notice but does. It seems to be part of a problem Magus can have in certain stories, either the man will completely change his entire worldview and personality at the drop of a hat (if he isn't outright forced to do so) to the point where it feels like the guys in those stories feel more like toys than actual characters OR they're such insufferable babies when the monster is just being nice to them that it's a chore to read like the Magi one.

I dunno, maybe I'm just a bitter fuck and can't imagine someone shrugging their bitterness off that easily.

>>47076328
I have the same pet peeve
>I dunno, maybe I'm just a bitter fuck and can't imagine someone shrugging their bitterness off that easily.
And I came to that conclusion 6 months ago. Now I shut my mouth and close the thread when I'm about to say something too negative unless I really can't keep it inside. We are not the majority, it's ok, life is life.

Don't tell her about your secret stash of cheese

>>47076394
she stole the BIG CHEESE...

>>47076394
You mean... the fridge?

>>47075884
big

>>47075493
Mamono can kill in self defense or defense of loved ones. They just never needed to do so in canon cause KC doesn't care about shit like this.

>>47076328
It's why I don't read MGE fanfics anymore. I read the greetext posted on here.

>>47076497
There's a difference between "psycho trying to kill me and/or my husband and there is no other option" and "two scared men doing whatever they can to escape with their lives from their point of view"

To the anon who rees all the time about monstergirl content he doesn't like, I gotta ask, who died and made you police of this thread?

hebi hebi...

>>47075884
>This is just like Gorbino's Quest. This is the Gorbino's Quest of wife.

>>47076599
being unable to understand general consensus is a sign of autism
being delusionally adamand that your point of view is popular despite evidence of the opposite is a sign of narcissism
either way get out of /jp/ and stay out