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bun

Surely this won't backfire.

Sabbath supremacy

Gremlin is back in a third thread baby.

>>47062803
Should you put buns in the oven or not? I'm getting conflicting messages.

>"no, i wont sleep in your tails"

>>47062805
Baphomet thighs and belly erotic, needs correction.

>>47062838
But that's correct already.

>>47062781
I approve of this bat.

Cat

>>47062781
Beware the bats. They hide in trees and wait for you to walk under so they can give you a Spider-Man kiss.

>>47062864
he's right

>>47062864
Very plappable.

>>47062864
Foul nefarious creature, be my wife.

>>47062844
>>47062864
Both look cute in a hat.

>>47062864
S M U G

>>47062864
unmarriable femcel

>>47062892
My kind of girl.

>>47062870
>accidentally kissing a sleeping batgirl by walking into her in the dark

>>47062892
Wrong

>>47062920
Is it possible to fuck the smug out of this cat?

>>47062956
it be fucked out no matter how hard you try.
you must LOVE the smug out of her.

>>47062781
She looks like she's good at cuddling

Thanks for the cleanup meido.

I should draw a bug. The question is - which one

>>47062864

>>47063044
a mantis

Wurm.

Start a family, no questions!

>>47063044
crab

>>47063034
she missed a spot, thats another week with condom on.

>>47063044
Soldier bug, please.
With an appol.

>>47063044
Technically not a bug, but I would like to see a Portia arachne someday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDtlvZGmHYk

>>47063098
don't post the retarded cuckspider please

>>47063100
Chill, it's a meme image.

>>47063111
it's still eating up the image limit. At least have the decency to delete it.

>>47063044
Vampire mosquito. She is underrated and needs love.

>>47063116
Jesus Christ on a stick fine. Have it your way you autist.

>>47063131
thanks
>autist
Bro, we're getting spammed by gachaslop, "look at this random anime girl she's from ze ORDER", "look at this random girl with pointy ears DAS AN ELF LMAO GIVE REPLIES NOW" shit and off-topic images that sometimes don't even have anything to do with /jp/, much less monstergirls. The least we can do, outside of ignoring and reporting, is NOT post cuckshit ourselves.

>>47063230
ghost cant get you if you hide under the blanket

I wanna lick, suck and nibble on a dragon's tail.

This happens in MGC daily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7RroGFe6k

>>47063248
im a full gnasher

>>47063209
>>47063225
are these really zipangu's so called """goddesses"""?

>>47063263
Dragon tails are strong, they can handle any amount of biting from a mere's human teeth.

>>47063270
Nah they're just figureheads. The nukis pull the strings in the background.

I need my pyrow best friend to show me what exactly they mean by busting it down sexual style.

Cows could be here
I never was in this farm before
I hate cows

Thanks meido!

Pay the troll toll, or you have to sniff her butt.

>>47063356
cows are cute
they could never hurt you

>>47063363
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>47063366
Don't Google how much cows kill people per year

>>47063363
This doesn't seem to be a very sustainable business model miss troll.

>>47063382
a holst wont kill a man
they are too nice

>>47063400
Do you think having atleast 25 kg of tits in your face is safe?

>>47063419
si
it would calm down any man

what would you do with your monfu at the beach?

>>47063441
fish with her
attempt to teach a wurm how to swim

>>47063459
>attempt to teach a wurm how to swim
just leave that to the sea wurms

>>47063441
Run on the beach with her
Cool off in the water
Help put the jellyfish back in it water

>>47063515
>Indian lamia queen visits Moscow as part of Diplomatic and Cultural delegation. 20X6, colorized

i am Anon and i speak for the trees.
theyre asking if you're single.

>>47063525
>Help put the jellyfish
NO, total jellyfish death. I got stung to many time, I hate those stupid mindless grifters

>>47063576
Tell them to keep their jizz off of my car, I just washed it.

>>47063576
Those are all birches.

Anons, I regret to inform you that there are indeed monsters posting in this very thread. Be very wary of your fellow anon. They might just be a horrendous monster trying to take advantage of you.

>>47063689
dont believe everything Ches tells you Anon. she just wants to stir some shit.

>>47063683
Get a Mason jar
You know what must be done

>>47063717
this is fun until you wake up in the mason jar with an anubis staring down at you funny

>>47063683
Damn, really nice job

>>47063689
She cute though

>>47063689
as long as there arent any human women here its fine.

>>47063588
A Sea Slime stung me once, then asked me to piss on her to neutralize the poison. I don't think that's how it works, however.

I love hugging my cute Automaton wife and caressing her cheeks! Even if she doesn't feel any emotion and just stares blankly back like :|

>>47063776
>be Anon
>walking down the beach amidst various mamonos
>ohnoes, got stung be a jellyfish-girl!
>waits for whichever mamono knows first-aid to piss on the welts
>...
>healed Anon introduces himself to his new waifu
>slips the jellyfish a goldcoin while Anon's new waifu isn't looking

I want more stories about dykes getting corrupted and then loosing to cock.

The cat has come for your rum
Also your children, but the rum first

>>47063908
Please don't kidnap my son.

>>47063908
She's welcomed, I will make many sons with her and drink a lot

>>47063914
Won't be the first, won't be the last.

>>47063908
She's gonna be real disappointed when she finds out that she can't drink and keep my buns in the oven at the same time.

>>47063904
Agreed, but even soft-y/u/ri upsets the Tard(s).
Converting yuris with the D is the ultimate Anon power.

>>47063940
Soft, hard, it's all good. What's the point of having monster girls have all sorts of silly parts if they can't use them on each other?

Just because I came inside the Succubus that seduced me at the bar last night doesn't mean that I have to marry her and let her move in. She took advantage of me.

>>47064001
You could move in with her instead if her place is better.

>>47064001
you are.
until you press charges that is, just a little cut on your finger and put it on the right field. all expenses paid.

>>47064001
Your mouth was full of Succubus tongue, and as such you don't have any witnesses to corroborate that you DIDN'T agree to marry her and let her move in- my highly paid attack lawyer, D. Mon also says that several witnesses agree that you didn't say that you wouldn't father at LEAST four children, possibly more, as well as a written testimony from the bartender that you stated no objections to renovating your office into the babies' room or that it should be her favourite shade of pink.

>>47063718
I like how her expression makes it seem like the clothes just materialized on her.

>>47063576
>married druid anon playing matchmaker for the forests trees and other creatures
Has potential, maybe he harangs hikers with scary Bigfoot noises into their arms, maybe he hosts a bnb for hikers and 'spooky' things happen after dark.
No one knows, only that legend says any couples that go there stay together forever and that any single man that walks in leaves with a lady on his arm

Milkpires

>>47064061
Those are bloodbags, mundie

>>47064061
What is she from?

encyclopedia
enCYCLOPedia
encyclopedIa (one EYE)
it's all coming together.

>>47063130
vamp mosquito masochist that likes it when i slap her ass with a flyswatter

Don't let monsters find me...
They're really scary

>>47064132
fug that setting.

>>47064088
AIslop.

>>47064132
Monoeyes are dorks

>>47063683
THIN YOUR PAINTS

>>47064202
All I could picture is a wurm unhinging her jaw and making the screaming sounds

Why does anubis wear a golden ballsack on her head?

>>47064228
You're meant to replace it with yours

>>47064149
AI is pretty damn amazing.

>>47064246
Go away pajeet

I'm gonna tell a Holstaur that if she were a plate of juicy grilled steak and smoked brikset in front of me, I would put steak sauce on her and eat her.

>AI is pretty damn amazing

>>47064269
>man arrested for making cow cry with insensitive statement full of anti-cow slurs

>>47064145
Oh let’s here it Bill, what’s so wrong about the setting you have to post about it on 4chan of all places.

>>47064285
Why respond?

Anyway the future is cat.

0 downloads

>"slosh"
>"slosh"
>"slosh"

Its okay if its dmca

>>47064357
speaking of dmca how come nobody posted the balrog.

>>47064398
Leaked on /tg/.

>>47064413
It's just really interesting that nobody talked about it.
Really makes you think that most of the lore discussions is just from a bunch of good boys.

>>47064340
A happy cow approaches.

>>47064340
Too small

>>47063044
>When they see a single man

>>47064452
thats a dragon you weakling hairless ape
>>47064459
careful what you wish for.

>>47063754
She is

>>47064075
Cute design but what's an evil recipe?

>>47064553
I need gigamilk

>>47064425
Based on what I've seen, requests for leaks are mostly done by the gay leprechaun, not somebody actually interested in seeing it.

>>47064553
Cow is cow, no matter which form it takes.

>>47064598
>nobody in the mge thread wants to see mge content
You okay, bud?

>>47064580
Evil dumplings

>schemes foxingly

>>47064425
I’m not talking about it because I have a life outside of the thread and I don’t feel like getting called a shill because I throw $5 a month for a jpg.

I want a fox princess

>>47064617
We have over 200 MGE girls already that we are completely free to discuss, it's much more practical to wait for official release than to play the gay hide and seek game with DMCA police that you and other butthurt pests love to partake in.
That's the difference mick, we want to talk about MGE girls and you just want to spite some Jap who forgot you even exist long ago, most likely.

I LOVE HAGS! I love BIG, MEATY hags with asses that barely fit in their pants and tits that stick so far out they can't see their own feet. I LOVE fat, old hags with pudgy bellies and thighs like Christmas hams. I LOVE HAGS who are so BIG, MEATY, and WARM that you don't need a blanket (or clothing) if you snuggle up with them at night. I LOVE hags who snuggle and dote on and fuck younger men all day long. I LOVE hags who make you call them 'mommy' and obsess overprotectively over your health and safety. I LOVE HAGS!!!

KC's patreon is dead.

>>47064075
I like lizards. I want to touch their scales. I want to lick them.

>>47064650
the only way to catch the attention of foxhime-sama is by listing all the things you love about her and planting the letter in her bedroom chamber without anyone noticing.

>>47064657
I’ll be real the highlight of the Balrog profile is her passively making the region she rules over horny and steamy so even species like Medusa go from being tsundere to forward with their feelings and hot and bothered.

>>47064425
People have talked about it?
It's mostly just that there's not much to say. She's meh and the lore bits we got is strictly in the "it exists" category.

>>47064664
Another anon lost to the haggery

>>47064675
Sure mick, like that's happ--
>It's actually gone
What the actual fuck?

>>47064709
Boggleboe probably got him nuked by patreon.

>>47064709
Probably another victim of the great credit card company mandated scrubbing that has been going on for a few weeks.

>>47064629
Okay, but what specifically makes these dumplings evil over other dumplings

>>47063382
in conclusion, sharks are safer than cows and you should befriend and milk sharks

>>47064736
I'd shark milk

>>47064709
It was an NSFW account and he was posting lolicon shit like Boggleboe. So either Patreon scrubbed him because of the content made public or he got reported ( with evidence ) by some assmad clown.

>>47064715
I don't think patreon cares as long as you don't show nipple?

>>47064769
Honestly this is probably good for him. He won't feel obligated to work on the game. Or on profiles.

Actually I don't know which he felt obligated to do but it was probably something on a time limit.

Subtle like a sledgehammer.

>>47064709
wouldn't be the first time a host rugpulled somebody, won't be the last.

>>47064791
Miss hound is very subtle.

Spiky tongue blowjob
Purring cuddles
Predatory instincts
A desire to play with her prey
Whats not there to love?

>>47064702
Just hold that thought for when it goes public and see if it suddenly gets a lot of talk.

consider a mushroom

>>47064812
I prefer this one.

>>47064770
I wouldn't trust Patreon based on their past shenanigans, so it's more surprising it's flown under their radar for so long. Good for KC he still has other channels.
>>47064809
Yeah, she invites you for a coffee instead of saying "let's fuck you sexy piece of meat".

>>47064812
Sheds a lot despite not having a fluffy tail to molest.

Rata > Cat

>the portals opened a few days ago, but so far it's been a trickle rather than a flood
>something to do with portal stability, apparently
>less than a hundred monsters have come to earth, and most of them went back home after getting their men
>lucky bastards
>the TV says that another portal has opened, but it's on the other side of the country
>a large wurm drops out onto the street and looks around in confusion
>she consults a handheld tablet briefly, and then starts moving
>after she smashes through a roadblock and shrugs off several magazines of rifle fire, the police decide she's a job for the military
>news helicopters circle overhead as the military hits her with everything from machine guns to bunker busters, although she doesn't seem to notice
>they even launch a nuclear missile when she reaches an empty stretch of highway
>but even that doesn't slow her down
>the news channel plots her path across the country, and you realize that she's heading straight towards you
>probably just a coincidence, but after seeing the nuke you decide to leave town and stay in a hotel for a few nights
>after checking into a hotel room, you turn on the news again
>for the first time since she arrived on earth, the wurm has changed course
>she's still heading straight towards you

>>47064812
them being most active around dawn and dusk is a little annoying

>>47064813
I've tried to get people to talk about it, but people don't really wanna say anything beyond "lava lands look neat".
People aren't even talking about the girls that just got released. Candleghist is great. Wet horse is... also here!

>>47064847
I can understand why they don't want to talk about it but I thought once it leaked it would lose the taboo status.

>>47064843
Why are they shooting her? Just ask her to be careful.

A game I'm sure that is near and dear to many monster's hearts is Wurmy 64. A late entrant into the collectathon genre, it was still released when those sorts of games were popular, and the idea of slithering around, making your way through 3-D environments to collect meaningless tokens was still fresh and fun. You could spend hours roaming the mountains and fields, performing wurm-bounces and wurm-copters to navigate tricky platforming sections, all while camera fairy gave you a free-roaming view of the action (a novel thing back in the day). The sound design was top notch too. You never got tired of hearing wurm's 'hyuh's and 'huh's as she bounced, or the sound of wurmslides on the ground, or that addictive jingle whenever she collected a superrock or the game's main collectable - the goldochip cookies.

>>47064851
i like candlegeist
i don't have an in depth dissertation on it though

>>47064847
The new girls really don't interest me.

>>47064861
I can respect a man who's only in it for the porno pictures.

Monsters do not love you
They are identical to regular women

>>47064843
Is there anything that can stop a Wurm?

>>47064879
crazy

>>47062781
>clap hands and deploys infomercial grade sound-triggered light switch
Bats are so lame that they deserve no pity. On the plus side, you can torture her into being a loyal & halfway decent person via a simple photonic device/spell, and in less than an hour. Unfortunately so can anyone else. At least lamepires and trolls get horny off of sun juice, bats merely showcase how pathetic they are when exposed to the cold light of day — constantly using their perversely dexterous toes for all daily tasks unable to be solved by the niche their vestigial hands occupy (ie flapping like a retard).

>>47064890
you could try faking an injury to distract her

>When hebi

>>47064847
Balrog has a nice design and some cool lore. I like Candlegeist but more interested in variants/fetishes with her, Kelpie is a big bag of whatever, and the two plant girls are non-factors to me because I’m biased against plant girls.

>>47064927
Balrog is one of the noisiest designs I have ever seen. It's really up there.

>>47064791

>driving in the car with my wurm wife who I got hitched with against my will
>see a god forsaken yellow M sign down the road and sigh because I know what's about to happen
>"Macdonalds!" She gasps
>"Wurm no-"
>"MACDONALDS MACDONALDS!!!!"
>she unbuckles her seatbelt and starts bouncing up and down in her seat making the car unsteady
>"Wurm buckle back up, we're on the road!"
>"WURMY WANT MACDONALDS!"
>gets a pouty face and slaps the window with her tail, cracking it
>"We're not getting Mcdonald-Oh god Wurm NO GET YOUR CLAW OFF THE STEERING WHEEL WE'RE GONNA CRAS-"
>brace for impact as she causes our vehicle to do several flips on the freeway
Anyway, that's how I lost my car and why I'm filing for divorce. I wanted a grown adult for a wife, not a retarded toddler.

>>47064962
>Wurm that fits into a regular car
Fake news.

>>47064791
Let's just overlook how I scaled it incorrectly the first time.

>>47064879
And how is that a bad thing?

>>47064847
Cool it with the backhanded compliments, as if anyone wants to lameface the sloppy aquatic hosspussi. Yes indeed. That is a thing someone in some arbitrary place and time can eventually enjoy. Presumably with lots of nasty lake mud covered practice. Boy howdy, don’t everyone go all at once! Form a line, guise!

At least Balrog has ‘making you productive’ as a fetish. Who wants to spec into being the worst swimmer with the saddest face? Levelmaxx your sadface to hero up! Wtf is this, is this some highly popular fetish that I’ve never heard of? Someone please explain this.

>>47064768
Nurse shark when?

>>47064974
Uh-oh, melty!

>>47064962
Wouldn't have happened if you just got her the Mcnuggets you inconsiderate fuck.

>jump over the wall to the Maid Acadamy
>sneak through the garden towards the dorms
>suddenly you find yourself blocked by a very tall kiki like in this image: https://files.catbox.moe/736lj7.png
What would you do?

>>47065002
The only thing melting is your penis in your alp wifes mouth.

>>47064917
there's always hebi

>>47064936
I like it, but I can understand why people wouldn’t.

>>47064962
This could actually happen and monsters will blame the human instead of ever acknowledge that monsters can do wrong too.

>>47065113
And they would be right

>>47064974
>>47065002
Both of you fucks are insufferable.

>>47065125
If the human isn't willing to stop for mcdonalds he clearly hasn't experienced enough monster pussy yet.

>>47065127
What's insufferable about a based anon posting cropped images?

I prefer the gacha fox poster.

>>47065023
>wut du?
1. Take my pants off
2. Tell her to wash and iron them

>>47065158
I just like posting new art.

What if Wurm but evil?

>When one wan wife wants a Spicy McChicken and the other wan wife wants Burger King and you have to stop at both places just to make them both happy.

>>47063515
Necropolis is bst.

>>47065183
>...chikin!
>...burgor!
>Anon just wants to be the 12inch Anon spicy Sandwich

>>47064553
Dracow Newt

>>47063515
Any lamia subspecies is greatly improved by giving them more than two arms.

>pound a Candlegeist from behind
>leave indents of your hands on her hips and of your pelvis on her ass

>>47065200
Anon might make it through the chikin and burgor war
Anon will not make it through the peace negotiation though.

>>47065176
Keep up the good fox posting work.

>>47065205
How a young anon refers to his Dragonewt babysitter

>>47065277
She's going to let him touch her chest just so she can tell him how cool dragons are.
Its a proven recruiting technique.

>>47064779
He still has his Fantia page.

Level 999999999 Grandmaster Greenworm VS Level 4 Garden Guard miss troll

>>47065313
How did the Greenworm get so many levels without evolving into a Papillon?

>>47063760
>arent any human women
What happened anon

>>47065337
Pressing the B button.

>>47065313
Greenworm needs to stop using game genie.

>>47065370
Post more Wakamo

>>47065370
mofuflation is in full effect it seems.

>>47065384

>>47065449
The foxes are breeding again.

>"How can you hope to stop my evil when you are so weak compared to me, human?"

>>47065458
Exploit her maternal instinct.

>>47065458
you know those ineffective anti-bully legislations? That, but against dragons, so if they continue to act the way they do they have to chafe against their pride being lowered in social situations with being perceived as annoying to be around in most social situations. My most powerful weapon is using zoomer pyrow public perceptions and clique formation.

>>47065458
I love dragons
They are so cool and sexy

>it's a "multi hour temper tantrum seething about KC and gacha spamming" episode again

>>47065458
>raises hand
>malef freezes
>puts hand on malef head
>rubs a little
>she melts

>Be Anon
>Be in therapy because the monster run courts forced you to
>Be explaining your situation to your Demon therapist
>She has gone from flirting with you to crying and hugging you
>She tells you how horrible that everything must have been, but she’s here to make everything better
>You don’t think this is how a professional therapist is supposed to act
>You also are beginning to doubt the legitimacy of her certification
>Demon therapist is now trying to calm you via a lap pillow and whispering vaguely erotic affirmations to you
>Monster run therapy is very weird

>>47065458
>"But you haven't done anything."

>>47065474
What if shes too tall for that?

>>47065484
Grab her hand and put it on your head.

>>47065458
I'd just motorboat her tits.

>>47065484
Grab her hand and rub her fingers

>>47065477
I think it's a scam, every man probably has the same or worse of a story.

>>47065492
>she lowers your head into her crotch.

Does satyros know her alcohol, or is she just a 'drink it if it has booze in it' kinda gal?

>>47065553
she lost the tailpussy, straight downgrade

>>47064709
I remember saying patreon wasn't a good idea due to their loli rules when he first opened it but someone got mad. They've always been really strict on artists and even if they don't upload loli on patreon if they see it on the artist's pixiv/twitter during an audit they see it as patreon funding those things and demand you delete them from all your galleries. It's fucked up and I'm surprised it took this long.

>>47065553
needs vulva squish

>>47065574
He has a Subscribestar now. Not active as of yet since they're doing new account reviews due to a higher volume. He also said something about "The next demo version of MGERPG" but gave no updates on a possible release date.

>>47065553
This is what the Order believes

>>47065553
Cringe

>>47064657
Do you want to talk about cait sith?

>>47065597
Yeah, that was a bit weird. I'm just worried the next demo release will be a disappointment. It's been 4 years and I'm not sure how it can live up to the wait.

>>47065629
>>47065597
It's really intersting to see how absolutely obsessed with money he is though.

>>47065574
Yeah, it was bound to happen. When, not if.

>>47065635
>>47065643
You two alps should just fuck already.

>>47065477
This is why I've gone to ground and have taken up the life of a fugitive, I'll never submit to the courts!

>>47065650
Alp mating press impregnation nakadashi sex

>hey look my patreon is gone
>hehe, this is where you can give me more money
>next demo update soon btw
I would personally hope 50,000 dollars was enough to translate rpgmaker vaporware.

0 downloads

>>47065675
MGI 2.0.

>>47065665
I will go to alp online boards and start hitting on them.

>>47065669
Patreon games are near 90% never going anywhere and exist to siphon money.

>>47065685
MGI had better models than yours.

>"kc is bad, this is true because I say it is true"
He's been making the same post over and over for 4 hours lol. When you think about it, he's been making the same post over and over for the past 18 months. Absolute CWC level behavior.

>>47065669
KC explicitly said in a tweet he can keep making his game for 10 years, its out there in his Tweet and is among the recent ones.

>>47065739
It's like Star Citizen but with monster girls.

>>47065771
Are you saying my star citizen super yacht was a bad purchase?

>>47065715
i just thought Cross was different.

>"better make a 20th 'kc bad' post today and reply to myself some more"
>"surely they'll believe me this time, I'm the main character after all"

>>47065629
I will keep an open mind.

>>47065739
If I was KC I would release a full prototype with those extremely unreasonable promises scrapped but mainly the essence of the game included plus the girls, like how the first Sequel game got released testing the waters and then adding every single one of the stuff promised with every release. Since the base is solid the rest cam be done over the march but at least you have something to show.

>>47065725
I know. I don't think i can make models.

>>47065477
Getting a male client must be a refreshing break for mamano therapists from their usual clientele of JKs who got sent to therapy by the school guidance councillor for fucking their teachers, NEETs whose parents forced them to attend, and CCs eternally desperate about how another year has passed and they still don't have a husband.

>>47065771
>>47065775
I am now imagining Star Citizen with monstergirls. I want to fill my space super yacht with monstergirls.

I love KC's stuff but being quite realistic I doubt that his game will see the light of day, he's a Japanese salaryman with little to no free time taking on a project with massive expectation and quite unrealistic goals including over 100 MGs with different profiles, AI and programmed situational awareness.
He should stick to the books and profiles, expanding the world and doing stuff like that instead of the game

>>47065881
>he's a Japanese salaryman with little to no free time taking on a project with massive expectation and quite unrealistic goals
More or less my stance as well. I also fully believe didn't know just how much goes into making a game. Making a demo/proof of concept is rather easy. Spending countless hours actually making it? Not so much.
With how the life of the normal Japanese salaryman, it's kind of impressive we even get the profiles.

>>47065477
Yeah, but my trauma just makes me feel emotionally muted and uncomfortable with any sort of affection. Not sure how a demon therapist would handle that.

>>47065881
>AI and programmed situational awareness.
You should at least believe me when I tell you this is a mix of
>if in area x on login say y
and situational awareness
>if character x is present speak dialogue

>
>You stand around in the open? I shoot you in the face! You try to hide? I shoot you in the face! You touch my parrot? Right in the face! And if I'm feeling a bit down, I say a prayer to the forest... and THEN I shoot you in the face!

>>47061543
Hmmph.

>>47063044
Any bug is a good bug!

>>47063130
I can't really argue with this. Every mamono is somebody's favorite.

Have sex with angels.

>>47065968
except for that one dandelion girl

>>47065984
post more needy foxes

>>47065999
But can I become a priest if I fuck angels?

>he switched over to spamming gachatrash again

ded hours

Cait sith is two words
You know what else is two words?
Third worlder

>>47066001

>>47066111
This fox doesn't look very needy

>>47066118
Is this better?

>>47066122
A little bit, I guess.

There are benefits with dating and being in a relationship with a high elf princess

>>47066012
Business as usual.

>>47066111
stinky feet

>>47066137
Such as?

>>47066156
they have the best weed

>Listen here, Anon.
>Bathrooms are an unnecessary amenity.
>Firstly, they raise the price of an apartment and/or home by $200 to $600.
>Secondly, not having a bathroom cuts out the whole morning routine, which would save you so much time to get more important things done.
>Thirdly, you would save on utilities since nearly half of your water bill comes from the shower and toilet.
>Do you understand now why you shouldn’t buy a place with a bathroom?
>Good.
>Now strip so I can clean you.

>>47064723
Sounds like Patreon did a mass purge of NSFW accounts so almost certainly this.

>>47066142
To put it in perspective:
He has singlehandedly made over 10% of all posts ITT. Everything he posts is either off-topic image spam or insane drivel. He's been doing this for almost one and a half years straight, every day.

All because a complete stranger, who has never even come here by the way, dared to break the delusional fantasy world he lives in by not giving him free shit.

>>47066195
But where am I supposed to poop and pee?

>>47066221
She just kinda scoops it right out. You'll learn to love it.

>>47066230
What do you mean "scoops it out?"
I'm concerned.

>>47066246
Stop replying to actual /trash/ posts

>>47066195
Actually made me think. Would beastgirls want to tongue bathe you?

>>47066292
I will reply to whoever I damn well please.

>>47066327
I fucking hope so.

>>47066327
Most of them, yes.

>tfw have to have a spray bottle on hand all the time to keep your wife from licking you

>>47066001
all i got is ordinary foxes

>>47066359
Ordinary foxes are pretty damn needy.

Sad seeing his patreon die. Though, i'll be honest and say i'm surprised at how long he managed to keep it, considering his RPG demo had a loli talk about you fucking her cunny and even mentioned underaged drinking.

Also, seems like he may have a new demo almost ready (Copeing)

>47066327
>this looks like gachatrash or vtumor, reverse image search
>it's a vtumor
Of course

>>47066357
You will get licked by your beastman wife, and you WILL like it!

>>47066359
I'd still pound my foxwife in foxform.

>>47066327
All monstergirls, except for the ones on the Golem family, want to tongue bathe you.

>>47066400
Even the harpies?

>>47066415
it's more of a preening

>The boss when you fight her
>The boss when she joins your party

>>47066381
>instantly directs you to new place to pay him
>posts nothing else
He doesn't have anything ready.

Gonna laugh when all you weak fags lose to low level imps mere hours into being isekaied to the MGE world.
She'll be laughing too.

>>47066442
Aren't imps all lolis?

>>47066442
cheeky brat needs speech correction

>>47066437
This is pretty much the entire gameplay of monster girl quest paradox. The only redeeming feature is a lot of the bosses you meet early refuse to even consider joining you until later.

>>47066442
With my luck I'd end up in some kind of graveyard or some shit with a fat assed Candlegeist trying to give me an instant wax death mask by riding my face.

>>47066450
Yes.

>>47066451
You're gonna be the one corrected by little Miss Imp here.

>>47066442
I actually kinda like imps and think they have a cute dialect.

>>47066442
I wouldn't mind the imps in MGERPG~
Imagine being teased while fucking a cute and funny imp?
I'd surely be a Lo~ser~!

Pat the dogs!

>>47066391
The last thing master sees before Kikivora vores him

>>47066195
I don't mind getting a full body tongue bath from an akaname to replace my shower routine, but I still need a toilet, and I'm gonna wash my butthole myself. Because if that tongue of hers touches poop or pee, I'm never kissing her again.

>>47066535
Good End!

>>47066437
There was a feature in one of the old Tales of games for the playstation where you go around collecting elemental spirits by beating them in battle and something I enjoyed was that the Time and Matter spirits join you without a fight because they're so powerful you basically can't fight them until the end of the game.

>>47066542
Happy wife happy life, anon.

>>47066440
Better spend more hours on end seething about it.

If you met an evil Wild Kiki that lived in the woods, you would be scared as hell of her. She would be a vicious Kiki unlike the city ones, with a toned body and sharp claws and more pronounced feathers. Unlike the high heeled scales of civil Kikis, she has talons and feet like a raptor. Only a mere tattered black short sarong covers her nethers, and a red scarf barely obscures her fat haggish tits. She would grab you by the crotch with one of her claws and squish you against a tree, towering over your helpless form as she leans in and says in her evil tone "Я буду наслаждаться, пожирая тебя." before cackling. You wouldn't stand a chance against a wild Kiki, unlike the civil ones from the city she can't be tamed and won't serve you. You will serve her.

>>47066442
I have low level E disfunction. So actually I should have a very good headstart to look for my waifu race, at the very least a good 2 hours of advantadge until mamono mama fix me into my raging boner 24/7 horny former self. Allowing me to rush past low level imps.

>>47066007
You should only be worshipping her

>>47066682
Too busy copying that assassins creed shadows animation where the guys stabs someone with his sword.

But with monster girls.

>>47066715
She calls herself evil and acts like the boss of you but still devotes herself to taking care of you

>>47066495
smol foxes with beeg tails

>>47066715
I'mma SOFT serve her... ice cream. Soft serve ice cream. Until she is soft and fat and lazy.

>>47064274
Clicking questionable links until I get the succ I deserve!

my lords

>>47067026
Make sure the ice cream is made in America, since it includes corn syrup.

It would be interesting to see how much mamono mana it takes to reverse the effects of HFCS.

>>47067177
Manmmono obama can remove the microplastics from your balls, there's literally no limit to the power of love/horny.

>>47064715
how'd they know, as the image and profile would've been sent to DMs, not public yet until a month or so after

>>47067221
there's no point in speculation

>>47067221
It doesn't matter at this point.

>>47067198
summoning is fun

>>47066520
I'm generally unable not to pet the dogs when the dogs are present.

>>47067198
>warlock tries to summon a demon
>demon was trying to summon a husband
>warlock watches a very startled demon appear out of his portal as he sinks into the fiery ring that appeared under his feet
>both of them frantically trying to find a way to reverse the summoning using the materials in each others rooms

>I'm in

>>47067318
>Warlock and demon find a way to reverse the summoning
>Both vanish at the same time, only catching a glimpse of the other before the summoning is reversed

>>47067320
Neko Team one is going to breach and clear into an Illegal Catnip grow site.

>>47067318
>>47067343
>demon gets distracted and raids Warlock's underwear drawer and dirty tissues
>returned to respective worlds due to failing spells
>demon left her phone number in scorch marks on the warlock's floor
Succ, uh, finds a way

>>47067372
I'm picturing them having their masks removed and ending up in a drugged out orgy. It'd be like a Taimanin game or something, but with a canon good end.

Meowing Meowers Meow-Meow Meowfest: Volume MEOW.

this googly eyed bitch keeps staring at me when I go to the park, what do I say to her?

>>47067417
enough cattery

>>47067417
That sure is some caterwauling

>>47067420
Compliment her eye.

>>47067421
Never enough cattery

Pyrow summoning chant:

>"Sigma is a lie, there is only skibidi."
>"Through skibidi, I gain gyatt."
>"Through gyatt, I gain rizz."
>"Through rizz, I gain edge."
>"Through edging, my streak is broken."
>"The goon shall free me."
>"With Kai Cenat, IShowSpeed and Baby Gronk as my witness, may I be granted a demon and or succubus girlfriend/wife!"

>>47067450
Please kindly kill yourself

>>47067465
Miss Hebi, you say that to every single woman in the neighborhood.

>>47067468
Maybe those dumb WHORES shouldn't have been looking at or talking to HER anon

summon a succ just for comfort
they'll comfort you for the rest of your life together

Yet another sly focs has been corrected

>>47067479
summon succs just to have someone to talk to

>>47067477
Is Miss Hebi ever wrong?

What evil is she plotting?

>>47067450
Forced meme.

I need tailpussy right now

>>47067499
Gonna commission a Milhouse Pyrow just to spite you now.
Not really.

>>47067494
Never
You can always trust hebi

>>47067522
i am weak to devoted hebi noises

>>47067537
Devoted Hebi noises sound a LOT like being chained to a bed while she breathes heavily about "them" and refuses to explain.

>>47067537
hebi noises are cute, just like hebi

>walking along a hiking trail in the woods for some fresh air one day
>big log in the path ahead so step over it
>your foot happens to step on the tip of a Lamia's tail you couldn't see on the other side of the log which makes her go "EEK!" in pain and shoot up to reveal herself hiding in the brush
>you get surprised when she swings around, heaving a hefty bare chest as she grabs her tail tip and holds it, going "ow ow ow ow ow!"
>when she finally realizes you're there, she blinks and then, to your surprise, coils herself up in terror and shields her head
>squeals "EEEP! DO-DON'T HURT ME! DON'T RAPE ME PLEASE!"
>looking at her tail you realize, red on black, friendly jack
>she's a non-venomous milk snake or kingsnake
>suddenly remember that snakes are all actually more afraid of you than you are of them
What do you do with her?