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"Hey son, what kind of game you got there?"
"Oh, it's called a 'VN'? Well..."
"Are you winning?"

>> No.4704627

Everyone would have minimized or used the panic button before something like that could happen.

>> No.4704649

Yeah. I got on the girl's route and am about to reach her ero scene.

>> No.4704666

"Yeah but it's pretty damn hard"

>> No.4704679

>>4704666

"My cock that is"

>> No.4704696

"It's Sengoku Rance dad, I have to conquer Japan and rape all the women there"

"Lookin' good. Let's look at that together."

>> No.4704710

>>4704602
yeah, It seems Im gonna have wild sex with Ilya

>> No.4704711

>>4704627
I don't live with my parents but I did have a similar exchange with a room mate once. I didn't try to hide anything.

>> No.4704731

>>4704710
Enjoying losing

>> No.4704841

>>4704710
>yeah, It seems Im gonna have wild sex with Ilya
>wild sex with Ilya
>sex
>with Ilya
;_;
Why do you do this to me?

>> No.4704869

My wife just died and my child is quickly on it's way out too. Thanks a lot dad.

>> No.4704891

"Oh, I don't recognise that one - any good? its not all porn and no plot is it? ah throw it on the network share anyway, I finished umineko 5 and I'm bored"

would probably be it fro my mother - or something similar

>> No.4704911

>>4704891
You are so full of shit.

>> No.4704932

>>4704911
naw, she likes her vns just not that interested in the porn - I admit she hasn't finished umineko 5 yet - only just passed teh first twilight.

>> No.4704939

>>4704932
Is she into shitty theories?

>> No.4704966

>>4704939
naw, she's more interested in the epitaph

>> No.4704994 [DELETED] 

>>4704966
does she know about #/jp/?

>> No.4704999

>>4704966
does she know about /jp/?

>> No.4705000

Once I played H2O: Footprints in the Sand. When I heard my mother open the door while in was in a h-scene.
I pushed the emergency button and a creepy face of a man with a horse head appeared on the screen. My mother saw that and asked me what that was. I answered "art'.

>> No.4705001

>>4704999
naw, she's not very sociable online beyond selling stuff in mmos

>> No.4705002

>>4705000
Seriously, are you fags underage or what? I don't give a damn about my mom or sister moving in while I'm in a h-scene.

>> No.4705004

>>4705000
I lol'd

>> No.4705007

>>4705002
Most people wouldn't want their family seeing their porn, regardless of age.

>> No.4705010

>>4705002
I was 20 a the time. But I'm not really confortable with my mother seeing a penis entering a vagina on my monitor, even if it's 2D.

>I don't give a damn about my mom or sister moving in while I'm in a h-scene.
Do you also continue to fap in front of your mother and sister ?

>> No.4705013

what the hell is this panic/emergency button you guys are talking about?

>> No.4705018

>>4705013

I just use Windows key+D.

>> No.4705022

>>4705010
I usually fap when everyone's sleeping, so yeah. One doesn't have to fap during every single h-scene.

>> No.4705030

>>4705013
Some games have a key bound as an emergency button to bring up a blank screen or some other built in behavior for situations such as these.

>> No.4705035

>>4705013
some VNs have that. You select the hokey in the options, and the when you press it, it pops open a picture of your desktop

>> No.4705036

>>4705013
In H2O, there's a button that once pushed will immediately display a totally diffrent picture on your monitor than the one you were watching. Creepy pictures of a guy with a horse head, in this case.

>> No.4705042

>>4705018
Excuse me.

You have greatly assisted me in a way I can use for the rest of my life.

Thank you.

>> No.4705046

>>4705036
If you're just clicking through a H-scene, then fine, but I don't want to know what my family would think if they thought they walked in on me fapping to a guy with a horse head. In Britain that's probably just as illegal as fapping to a H-game anyway, thanks to the "Extreme Pornography" Act.

>> No.4705074

Don't any of you have locks on your doors?

>> No.4705083

>>4705074
Unfortunately it's been broken for years.

>> No.4705085

>>4705074
No. I don't think it's normal for bedroom doors to have locks, but maybe that's just me. Either way, people knock and don't just barge in.

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