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>>47028699
Ok Sanae, shut up.

>>47028699
Reimu doesn't sell her body because she has to, she sells it because she loves the massive promiscuity and lots of anonymous sex she gets. As expected from a wicked priestess of a false faith in the present era.

>>47028699
Buying Reimu's used hair tubes...

>>47028746
Buying Reimu's used tampons...

>>47028746
Is your dick that small that it fits in there?

>>47028725
But Raymoo is the prime dead fish lay of Gensokyo.

>>47029032
You think Reimu would be impressed when you give those back to her, all torn up and cum-soaked?

>>47029560
Wait til you hear about modern women

>>47029579
>modern women
Do trans women count as women?

>>47029588
No.

>>47029579
I don't won't to have sex with a modern woman, I want to have sex with Raymoo!

>>47029588
No type of woman more modern than those.

>>47029560
>But Raymoo is the prime dead fish lay of Gensokyo.
Which ironically makes her the best lay. Her ability works best when she's not trying or thinking too hard.

Reimu has to work really hard now that she isn't the cheapest whore anymore.

>>47034343
The difference is that Shion puts out, and the only downside is that you have to make a visit to Hina afterwards.

>>47034397
and Eirin

Reimu is literally the least sexual touhou in all of existence. There’s much better 2hus out there and you literally choose a plain looking shrine maiden?!? Unbelievable!!! （−＿−；）

SOMETHING SOMETHING RED LIGHT ROXREIMU TURN ON SOMETHING LIGHT UUWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>47034343
Shion tries to put your penis in ger but she slips abd lands on your balls. You roll around in genuine pain while she frantically tries to find a cold pack, but slip out of bed and hit your head. While you're in a daze, a short circuit in the fridge sets the brothel on fire, and while carrying you out Joon takes the opportunity to take your id, later using it to take out credit cards in your name and max them out.

>>47034706
Keine's words echoed...
"It's still shitposting, even if you are being ironic!"

>>47034992
Nah I remember all the Reimu/Roxanne threads.

>>47036225
I cry every day that I never got to see The Police live.

>>47029560
What if being a dead fish lay is her fetish, and the reason why she loves all of the anonymous sex?

>>47034682
there is nothing more erotic than a plain shrine maiden

>>47034682
Historicaly, some shrine maidens did sex work when times were tough.

>>47039527
mikoism is sex work, it's symbolic of being the 'bride' of the kami (a sexual human sacrifice)

>>47039605
Really? What if the kami that's enshrined in the shrine is a woman too, like Amaterasu or Inari? Is the miko still a 'bride' to them in that case?

>>47039605
Hey Freud, I thought you died?

>>47034343
Sleeping with Shion will give you an STD no doubt

>>47040111
hence
>>47034397
>>47034405

>>47040111
They should gap some condoms into Gensokyo, it would prevent a lot of woe and grief.

>>47048151
Eirin makes them and Reisen has to sell them at the village, along with ED meds.

PUT ON THE RED LIIIIIGHT

>>47039527
Literally never any real evidence of that aside from it being a smear tactic to disparage other shrines. It's as much of a meme as prima noctis was in europe

>>47052762
Oh anon...why let reality get in the way of a good sexual fantasy?

>>47052762
There's a lot of actual evidence of impoverished mikos resorting to prostitution, there's none of it being an actual religious practice. Which means it's still highly likely Reimu does it.

>>47048385
Why does Reisen have cum in her vagina then?

REEEEEIIIIIIIMUUUUUUUU
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT

I'd pay good money for the dead fish lay, pitzuri while glaring at me experience

>>47053404
You don't have to use a condom for Reisen.

>>47054551
if you pay enough money she will not give a dead stare so you'll have to pay less

I can fix her!!

>>47029560
Who's the most intense and exciting lay then?

Paying mikos for sex is for poorfags, the real fun happens when you donate enough to the shrine to engage in some 'god play' with its enshrined kami.

>>47058949
A true God layer knows that there are 1000s of poor, empoverished, nearly dead Kami all over gensokyo. Simply pay them some faith and they'll be so desperate to keep you it'll be comical, like the Aki sisters for example. A man can build a harem of gods in this way if he so wants too and enter myth himself, though gods are fickle so do it at your own peril.

>>47058016
Eirin coerced Reisen into taking so many experimental concoctions that Reisen is fairly sure she's barren now.

Reimu has a pimp, now. She also manages Aya, Tewi and Jane/Jan/John whatever her name is.

>>47058856
Orin, because you die afterwards.

>>47058949
Always remember to hit Sanae with >she does it for free

there's nothing else to do in gensokyo but fuck

>>47058980
The path to becoming a mythical chad is not easy

>>47067199
I'm sure Sannyo's establishment allows drinking and gambling.

>>47058980
These are the kinds of plots doujins should have instead of mind control bullshit for the millionth time. Touhou is filled with erotic set ups that no one uses.

>>47028746
>Think fast chucklenuts

>>47075333
I know right? Imagine, millions of gods in shintoism. By touhou rules thats a million lonely gods of all types to love you. On top of that? You can even encourage them to combine like Okina and make them into the ultra goddess hu(fetish wise)

>>47059009
That and her pussy is absolutely wrecked from repeated rapes.

We've never seen Reimu with even a hint of armpit hair, meaning she must shave very often. Which in turns means she could make a good buck selling me her armpit hair for my private enjoyment.
I'd even pay her for her to just let it grow and walk around like that. My dick would be so diamonds my horny ass would add regular donations to my list of expenses.

Reimu has a chastity vow.
That's where mikos get their powers from!

>>47028910
She doesn't have enough fat on her, and thus, does not ovulate, resulting in no discharge and no requirement of sanitary supplies.

>>47083996
What about creating a heir

>>47083996
For someone who has a chastity vow she surely fucks a lot of women

She;s selling cheap thrills,
To pay expensive bills,
But check your resume,
You must have some other skills.

Do you have any other skills Reimu, like typing?

>>47083996
anal

>>47028746
fuck yeah

>>47075333
Touhou needs more prostitution doujins.

>>47083996
Diesn't make it ok to kill the village's residents

>>47091030
Reimu's shed hair!
Reimu's hair tubes!
Reimu's fingernails!
All for sale!

>>47029560
That would be patchy sorry

>>47113699
I think that if you have sex with Patcho, you have to be extremely gentle, or else you will kill her.

>>47028699
How much?

>>47117713
How much you got?

>>47118657
Two inches. Take it or leave it.

>>47117713
Handjob 500 yen
Pitjob 1000 yen
Sumata 1500 yen
Paizuri 2000 yen
Blowjob 3000 yen
Buttjob 4000 yen
Sex 5000 yen

>>47123159
Not bad... but I'm going to the Moriya Shrine instead their prices and range of services are just better.

>>47123159
How much to deflower and marry?

>>47124247
A time machine, why didn't you save her anon? Why didn't you protect her smile?

>>47124497
I was busy being a shota

>>47124514
How many times were you molested by Sanae, Keine, or Reisen?

>>47124533
0, I was hidden away from the green whore and youkai

>>47124533
>>47124544
Sanae isn't a whore, she does it for free.

>>47122426
t. Shimmy

>>47132980
That's just an extremely cheap whore

>>47139621
Wow Shimmy's hung for her size.

>>47140256
Shion is an extremely cheap whore. The price for Sanae is a deadly STD.