/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hug the bug.

>>47014398
How's her head?

>>47013948
You're from spacebattles aren't you? That fag site was the only place I ever heard of people talk about them. Get the fuck out fag

rape the maids

>>47014454
Yes

>>47014402
>hugging the humancentipede
no thanks

>>47014398
Everyone's all talking about marrying and romancing the Ancient Evil Monster Girls. But has anyone talked about or considered being an Ancient Evil's Goons/Henchmen?

>https://youtu.be/IZl_bVX0_cA?si=_XfiQtFeyB1hApb8
>https://x.com/LanternJS/status/1792622912207258064
>https://youtu.be/F4VaVNRQMcA?si=Uf6hHGpMx4XTtPuL

Imagine incubizing into a Goon, Minion or "Henchmen-maxing" whenever a human male sticks around long enough with Ancient Evils or with any villainous mamono?

Would you a ghost?

>>47014625
That would be great, I always enternained the idea of being a bodyguard for the Nyankuza

>>47014625
>Who is it
>Goons
>Who?
>Hired goons
>Hired goons?
I can only imagine this happening with Goblins at the door

>>47014440
His post made you so jilted you had to respond with a hit to the back a whole hour later lol

Are you planning on watching the new Greenworm anime

>>47014796
What's it about?

>>47014803
My guess is it's about a Greenworm.

>"Hugless?"

>>47014803
Imagine Food Wars, but it's only shots of Greenworm eating various salads and breads.

>>47014886
Manless?

>>47014625
>Become the husband of a Hobgoblin
>Most guys joke you’re going to end up a boy toy Incubus
>You end up exploding in size and end up looking like a weird pastiche of The Goon, Marv from Sin City, and Dolph Lundgren
>Local Yuki-Onna ice cream vendor looks like she’s about to shit ice cubes when you lumber up to her, flanked by a bunch of goblins all wearing cabby hats, pretending to have huge shoulders like you
>She visibly flinches before you drop down a big bag of coins
“30 double scoop cones of chocolate and vanilla, and one more thing. Da boss wants extra sprinkles.”

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/119373792
the mystery of why anon's level keeps going down while he's sleeping

>>47014903

>>47014398
Sex with angels.

>pov
>Your adventuring partner picked up a cool sword from a dungeon.

>>47014625
>>47014657
>>47014687
>>47015011
Forgot to share two more links get my point across:

>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GOL_a97XoAE9qm4?format=jpg&name=medium
>https://x.com/portoul/status/1792930392451772475

>>47015011
>>Become the husband of a Hobgoblin
>>Most guys joke you’re going to end up a boy toy Incubus
>>You end up exploding in size and end up looking like a weird pastiche of The Goon, Marv from Sin City, and Dolph Lundgren
>flanked by a bunch of goblins all wearing cabby hats, pretending to have huge shoulders like you

But what about more higher or upper tier monster girl villains and or "bosses"? Would any human men who incubize as Goons and Henchmen to Vampires, Wights, higher succubi, Dragons and danukis still look like the stereotypical and archetypical Goons and Henchmen clad in leather coats, cabby hats, broad shoulders, slacks and leather shoes? And having the physical body build resembling that of Joe Rogan's for that peak Goon-max?

>>47015325
>Henchmen to Vampires
These are called "thralls" you culturally insensitive boor!

>>47015325
It’s obvious for the more noble undead you’re gonna be more like their right hand man. That knight that stands next to them as they monologue. A competent butler like valkenhayn from blazblue. But yeah you could always be a hulking brute type as well.

>>47015325
Goons come in a wide variety of forms, grape's goons would look like pillar men wearing only purple and fang-like cimeter while the cheese mafia will hire slime and trigger-happy goons who can travel quickly in the sewer of NYC

>>47015422
Wait, so if a troll becomes a henchwoman for a vampire, would she be a throll or trall?

>>47014402
I would, but she is shy.

>>47015452
... Is that Alex Jones with 2 touhou girls?

>>47014398
It appears Demon Energy has turned the human war machines into automaton variants

>>47015627

>>47015631
She knows I was checking out her big ol' horns? I couldn't help it. I just want to oil them up and rub my slick hands all over them... slowly, while making eye contact with her.

I am here

here for foxes

>>47013948
They sound neat. Wonder how monster girls would deal with something they can't brute force into submission.

>>47015680
there are many foxes. you need to be more specific.

>>47015835
Really tall, with big, round tits that go boing-boing whenever the fox does her "adjusting the kimono in a seductive way" routine.

>>47015835
Yes, all please

>>47015845
oh wow how original...
>>47015857
only one per person. y'know, government regulation and all.

>>47015887
>oh wow how original...
I'm a simple man with simple wants.

>>47015887
What do you mean only one? There's so many and there aren't enough men to go around, surely I can take two, or even three.

>>47015893
It's really strange but most people are attracted to women and that extends to women with fox ears being the pinnacle of their desires.

>>47015930
Don't forget the tail. I will not entertain a woman if she doesn't at least have a tail.

>>47015920
understand that its for your own good. if you take more than one, the other will assume that they can have you too. in the end you will have to take all of them.
i dont care if you think you can take them all, you cant. thats why the rules are in place.

>>47015971
you cant handle my foxgirls traveler

>>47015982
Do you have bug girls?

>>47016030
... only if you promise to take good care of her.

Melty hot

>>47016051
Deal!

>>47016030

I need an arachne to marry!

>>47015971
I'm going to sprint into the fox waiting room.

>>47016267
guess il just call for a refill then.

>>47016267
>the fox waiting room.
Anon, no! That's the Mofuplasmosis isolation room!

>>47016267
>>47016292
Imagine the smell, everything soaked in foxgirl pheromones.

>>47016139
Good choice. They're very cute girls.

>>47016304

So it's war you want? We will decapitate every Dame you fight us with!

>>47016445
No, I came looking for whore. Is your sister in?

>>47016304
According to fox owners, pungent piss

>>47016538
These are monsterfoxes.

>>47016589
Pungent femcum and haircare products, then.

>>47014711
I just checked the thread late and you are the fag from spacebattles that I replied to. Don't pretend. Get the fuck out.

My wife really likes having her wolf ears scratched. I want to try it.

>>47016597
Nice

fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox

>>47016698
What a dainty little fox

>>47016695
She's very shy.

>>47016673
You keep shitposting this, but I actually would take it to make my wife happy if she wanted me to have her monster features for a night.

>I response to being bullied about their scents, kitsune take drastic action
>They begin using troll-tier deodorant, showering multiple times a day, and tastefully applying the finest perfumes
>Foxes become the best smelling monsters outside of alraune
>The bullying continues

>>47016794
Imagine a manticore demanding a man have a dick big enough to make her tail bulge.

>>47016807
If they didn't want to be bullied, then why are they foxes?

>>47016818
Imagine a manticore wanting YOU to have her tail so you can spine and pussy pump her

>>47016820
Their fathers are fox fuckers, it's not their fault.

>>47016818
>>47016838
>tail succ manticore
>her vulva is swollen and twice its usual size for the rest of the day

>>47016820
>>47016850
It's hard being the most desirable monstergirls out there. It's only natural other monsters would get jealous.

>they're circlejerking and samefagging the /trash/ potion
>again

>>47016917
>don't like thing
>don't reply or interact
>thing eventually goes away
Woah

>>47016638
Nope not likely, I just thought you looked dumb seething for no reason at a random anon
Also you did it again lol

i sure do hope that mean old invisible chesho doesnt eat my burg again

Get the fuck out outsiders

>old man yells at clouds

>>47016941
No. I'm just gatekeeping by telling you to fuck off. But sure, you're not that spacebattles fag but for some reason want to reply to me. Go and hang yourself tranny. Go back to your tranny site.

>>47016970
See, you need to leave out an unattended borger.
It will distract the cheshire or she'll see it as a peace offering and leave.
That or a passing orc, oni, or ogre will snag it.

>>47017004
Take the potion. Experience the roleplay you always wanted where you're the savage monster about to have your way with the damsel.

Jumping to the tranny strawman out of absolutely nowhere because he got picked on a little, this is the brain of a terminally online lmao

monster girls?

>>47017031
Last time I was on spacebattles, you had tons of fanfics with female protags that just tells me you guys want to be trannies. So yeah, hang yourselves.

>>47017038
Dairy fox.

>>47017038
Yeah, I like them.

>>47017042
Well more accurate to say want to be women but you will never be women.

>>47017038
I thought her tail was clouds for a good few seconds.

>>47017042
Well I don't go there so I wouldn't know, you are mentally ill and I pity you to be sure
Also fanfics are gay in general, always

>>47017044
yeah, me too
>>47017043
they're just trying to trick you into getting them closer to the chicken coops.

>>47017023
You can do that already with the help of a Mindflayer. So no need. Try harder.

>>47017058
The pretending you're doing isn't working. Fuck off back to spacebattles and stay there.

>>47017042
You alright anon? You sound like you need to take a break from 4chan.

>>47017060
You say that but I've seen chicken harpies and they're pretty rough to deal with.
I think the fox is in for more than she expected.

>>47017031
Nah. I'll only take small doses of the potion so I can be a monsterboy to my wifes monstergirl.

>>47017038
I enjoy them a lot, fox are ok too

>>47017023
I would desu
The potion AND a raging mushroom at the same time

>>47017068
Hmm, nah, I will have decline the offer. I will just continue pitying you instead like Mr. T

>>47017042
While the tranny thing is a reach, I do agree stories with female protags tend to be shit.

>>47017038
monster milkers

>>47017078
you say that until you go tending to them one day and get your head sandwished between pillowy fox titties and fluffy chicken harpy butt

>>47017092
Just fuck off and stay out.

>>47017108
I'm fine, thanks anon

>>47017097
I went there during the drama involving KC and that fanfiction shit and the NTR shit. Aside from insane tg people you had so many female protag fanfiction where it's all lesbians. It's why I say that they're trannies.

>>47017120
Hang yourself.

>>47017130
I don't think I want to do that

what are some everyday things that would need to be reengineered for specific monster use? those Lamia stair poles come to mind too.

>>47017156
making something like a restaurant that is half in the water so you can have a romantic dinner with a mermaid.

>>47017156
Most infrastructure would need to be reinforced considering how big and heavy some of the girls are.

>>47016673
You do realize that potion dumbs you down temporarily, right?

>>47016673
>Babe can we please have normal sex tonight
>No, turn yourself into a horse

>>47017156
Just think of the clothing alterations alone that would have to be made. Tail holes for all sorts of different bottoms, including underwear. Hats specialized for all sorts of different species depending on what grows from their head, from ears to horns to tentacles. Cuts in the backs of shirts and jackets for wings.

>>47017156
Everything that required digital touch, big paws are soft and perfect for a hug but not so much when precision stuff. Also cooking without putting fur everywhere in the food would be a big problem.

>>47017171
>>47017172
Doesn't strength and severity of change depend on how much is drank?

>>47014402
hug bug
love bug
cherish bug

>>47016807
Mamono foxes stink good.

>>47017156
Certain monsters would need a TON of space. Like, size wise, the giant crabs, ushis, lamia, and dragons/griffins with their wingspans would need seating accommodations that would definitely increase the size of public transport/spaces/basically everywhere the recieves basic human traffic. I'd assume most of these problems would be fixed with increasing of public area size and condensing of private areas to a fancy entrance and exploiting pocket dimensions/magic at that point, just for interior rooms.

>>47017171
It just says it makes one receptive to a woman in heat. In other words, it makes you want to rut, which doesn't mean becoming stupid.

>>47017180
>fluffier monstergirls working in restaurants or food stands wearing full body socks to keep hair out of everything

>>47017202
SMACK

>>47017201
It figuratively and literally turns you into a male beast when enough of it is consumed. I’m pretty sure that constitutes dumbing you down and making you much hornier than normal.

>>47017105
Please, don't ignore the breasts.
Chicken Harpies are well known for their oversized busts.

>>47017244
Chicken breasts.

>>47017244
>Get Domesticated
>Get Domesticated
>Get Domesticated.

I don't care about a wife, I just want lots of material possessions and wealth. They do make me happy, I'm sick of erosites and spiritualists yapping at me that they don't actually matter and that me being poor and having nothing is actually a good thing because I can just get a stinking wife (aka a handcuff) instead.

>>47017249
Creeping Coin creeping...

big news

>>47017249
miss 'Nuki's pupils looks rather strange right now.

>>47017249
Mods, send this man to the tanuki hag chambers. Thank you.

>>47017259
Aren’t the translations literally already on the Wiki? If so, why does this matter.

>>47017249
Material objects don't actually make you happy though, only the expectation does. When you actually receive said thing, you quickly become bored of it and then seek another to move onto to repeat this cycle again. You desire material items as an alternative for having people in your life, who actually do matter by comparison. You are weak and loathesome and if you are like this you deserve to stay poor.

>>47017274
Not all of the Fallen Brides stories are translated. Imperator Doesn't Sleep and the Inari SS book also don't have unofficial translations.

>>47017282
I still don’t see a reason to care but carry on.

>>47017291
Of course you'd be upset by this...

>>47017301
I’m not at all upset or Irish.

>>47017244
Cute wild birds.

I like pigeons.

>>47017345
I'd listen to her coo

>>47017345
They're cute, underappreciated birbs. Like, the actual birbs, not the mamono subspecies.

>>47017345
https://files.catbox.moe/ig4jqe.jpg

>>47016597
Fried tofu mixed with sandalwood and a light tobacco smell. Not obnoxious of course.

>>47017259
Primera was the one bride otherside didnt get to right?
its nice to se these works translated after so many years
or at least achance for them to be translated

>>47017345
It really is a shame what happened to pigeons.
>Humans domesticate rock doves
>Use them extensively for 5,000 years
>Invent the fucking telegram and toss the pigeons out on the street
>Birds now exist for zero purpose and continue to live near human settlements because their genetic memory tells them to

>>47015622
Looks more like Kyriakos Kapakoulak

>>47017395
Human evil knows no bounds

>>47017259
This is not news.

>>47017395
They would fuck off if there wasn't food around, but on another note, Seagul Harpies would be terrifying, as would Magpie Harpies, getting swooped by either would be pure nightmare fuel.

>>47017203
Yeah I had something like that in mind, must be horrible to wear tho

You're a monster now, dress inappropriate.

>>47017446
>as would Magpie Harpies, getting swooped by either would be pure nightmare fuel.
Magpie Harpies would be fun to hang out with like Black Harpies, unless you mean Australian magpies, which aren't even corvids.

>>47017450
Girl on right would be hotter in outfit on the left.

>>47017458
Yeah I mean the aussie ones.

>>47017446
Also, they steal fries.

>>47017259
Neat
>>47017371
Primera, Francisca and Druella are untranslated

These are your new co-mothers.

>>47017530
These are just elves.

>>47014398
Say aah

>>47017450
I want a Troll that looks and dresses like a Hex Maniac

>>47017560
In an ideal society a man would keep himself pure and wholeheartedly accept the love of his hebi wife.

I just liked a hebi's post and now she won't stop massaging me.

>>47017602
Let's create a world where hebi can be free to do what she wants.

I just liked a hebi's post and now she won't stop messaging me.

>>47017640
leaving ms hebis messages unread

>>47017574
This but a Zombie

>>47017663
You're right. She needs to earn Anon's attention.

>>47017038
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/119378798
on further consideration perhaps one shouldn't a fox

>>47017751
It's foxin time, she said as she prepared to fox all over him.

>>47017345
cute bird

>>47017751
ones consent isnt required to fox.

>>47017751
this is what happens when you dont cooperate with an arranged fox marriage.

I wonder how common it is for teachers accidentally mere their lizard students.

LORD I CAN'T CHANGE
WON'T YOU FLY HIGH FREE BIRD YEAH

>>47017575
I recognize these angels

>>47017751
She looks cum drunk

>>47015785
Xeelee honestly don't actually care about anything. In fact, all you'll see of them will be their automated systems unless you do something drastic (ie; triggering a FVC, genociding the whole supercluster (something humanity in that setting did), or mess with their project to escape the universe). So the weird, overpowered automaton waifu is within reach.

>>47017877
I would hope so, they're some pretty old angels.

>>47017882
>tfw no photino bird gf

>>47017912
secretary birdwife

>>47017912
She will make sure to save a normal star for you at the end of time

>>47017929
I love pencil skirts.

>>47017970
I'm more of a pen guy.

>Two of us called it in. Wondering why you didn't ask about the other one?

>>47017976
>Anon is the husband to an entire barracks of Anubi Palace Guards.

Monster girls that are a lot shorter than you are the best, they're easy to manhandle and get turned on just from standing in front of you.

>>47018032
I want to manhandle a non-mere'd lizardmen.

>>47018032
Tags: penis sniffing, size difference, standing blowjob

Dangerous maids

>>47018032
In fact, the logic applies in reverse too.

>>47018032
Yes

>>47018102
What's she gonna do, constrict me to death?

>>47018115
>quote from man before being constricted to "death"(he came so hard he passed out)

>>47018124
Full body scale exfoliation massage

>>47018102
Dangerous but obedient is the best, she truly trust you

>>47018134
She sure doesn't look very obedient...

>>47018155
Does she obey your orders? Yes, que maybe a little bit mischievous or enjoy messing around but she still follow orders

evil monsters > good monsters

do not feed snek
do not touch snek
do not talk to snek
do not look at snek
do not let snek smell you
failure to comply will render Ryu Park non-liable for any and all injuries you may suffer from snek

>>47018045
Small combat girls are made for non-mere'd manhandling. Lizardwoman, salamander, dragon, amazon, ocelomeh, kunoichi, tsurara-onna, etc

>>47018257
So the big one are made for mere'd manhandling?

>>47018272
Yes, while wearing excessively frilly and/or slutty clothing.

>>47018032
From hags to onaholes

>>47018312
Still stick by the tried and true method of one smol girl and one beeg girl.

>>47018344
Get you a small girl that can turn big

>>47018272
>>47018276
Imagine big amazon or tsurara in slutty frilly lingerie.

>>47018312
I want to rub the inside of her ears.

>>47018257
>land one lucky hit on the fairy swordmaster
>instantly knock her out because her max hp is in the single digits
>take away her sword and tie her up with a few elastic bands
>when she wakes up, she says you just got lucky and she'll easily defeat you if you untie her
>tell her she's probably right, but you're not going to untie her

>>47018468
Now undress her like a doll

>>47018468
>>47018470
>catching fairies and playing dress up with them
You think that's their collective fetish?

>>47018424
Make that a Minotaur with some tasteful make up.

>>47018484
That and bottle play. Good thing too, it'd be impossible to dress up something that small if they actually resisted or didn't subtly help.

>>47018501
And horn ornaments.

>>47018484
>>47018514
I imagine hotglue is number one.

>>47018363
>married her when she was 4ft, flat as a board
>10 kids later
>She's 8ft, with breasts big enough to hide under and an ass you could sleep on

I wish I had a monster girl to show me love an affection so I can stop courting women who only want to play with my emotions

>>47018582
Just stop "courting" women

>>47017530
they must have important jobs, dressed like that.
... co-mothers? how does that work?

>>47018560
>marry smol lamia
>after many years of happy marriage, her fat tail can easily loop around the house a few times
>while inside, you find yourself doing tire runs with her tail strewn about all over the place
>meanwhile she just needs to maneuver the upper part of her body to get around each room, since a part of her is everywhere

>>47018593
One mom for the morning (breakfast)
One for the afternoon (lunch)
And one for nighttime (dinner)

>>47018602
Every single one gives fresh milk.

>>47018602
why does breakfast mom have a fancy staff?

>>47018619
nothing beats breastfeeding from a momster with reasonably sized c-cups

>>47018624
To poke you with if you oversleep.

>>47018631
>sleeping in on a saturday
>get poked in the ribs by breakfast mom's breakfast summoning staff
>or as historians call it: Enigma, the Truth Which Burns, Sovereign Key of the Gate in the North
>seems like a dramatic name for the staff she uses to summon breakfast but what do you know
>"Wake, mine progeny. The day hath verily started and thy hath not yet risen."
>reluctantly crawl out of bed
>"Hurry thy shall, my child, for my time upon this earth wanes. I would take thy company afore the sun reaches its zenith."
>get dressed and eat breakfast with your breakfast mom
>"I must bid thee fare well, mine son, for the king and realm hath need of me. Know I keep you in my heart always, and I shall see thy fair face again upon the morrow."
>gives you a hug and kiss goodbye
>goes off to work
>lunch mom suddenly appears in the kitchen in a flash of otherworldly light
having ancient archmages for mothers can be tiring at times. they do their best, though.

>>47018705
I think elves are a good fit for anons because 30 is still a child to them.

>>47018501
I somehow always forget minotaurs when thinking about battle girls. Still, I think amazons and tsuraras would be the best, because of the serious faces and the general intense auras combined with slutwear and being groped and sexually bossed around.

NO, I WILL NOT PET THE FOX

>>47018821
are you suuuuuure?

>>47018821
uhhh, okay. why are you yelling?

>>47018821
>He thinks he has a choice

Need plump nine tailed fox hag with energy saving loli form

>>47018821
Why though?

>>47018871
because she smells

>>47018882
smells good

>>47018882
dont worry. it starts smelling nice after the infection has reached stage tw- i mean, you get used to it.

>>47018829
>>47018832
>>47018853
>>47018867
>>47018871
I do not consent, it's my will and MY free space

>>47018903
yes, keep struggling.

>>47018705
>lunch mom suddenly appears in the kitchen in a flash of otherworldly light
>"Sup, fag?"
>You like lunch mom.
>Lunch mom is cool.

>>47018832
Are fennecs foxes?

>>47018960
Fennecs are lolibaba

>>47018960
Yes, the smallest foxes.

>>47018918
I bet lamia like a little struggle even during consensual sex.

>>47018945
>>47018705
>>47018624
>>47018619
>>47018602
>>47018593
>have three Italian co-momsters
>Breakfast momster (Wolfgirl) gives you a cup of coffee and a cigarette
>Lunch momster (Mermaid) makes you a sandwich
>Dinner momster (Falcon Harpy) makes a huge pot of pasta and wine

i must once again brave the night with the window open.
pray for me.

>>47019217

>>47018102
Basilisk maid always does her best, but her best isn't very good. It's hard being a maid when you have to wear a blindfold all the time.

>>47019269
If it's just the two of us, she can take it off. I don't mind.

>>47019356
She's going to be looking at inanimate objects a lot of the time anyway, it's worth the lisk

>>47019439
Why so many belts?

>>47019439
need me a saucy snake lady to slink into my life

>>47019450
Because she's from a terrible western knockoff 'anime'.

>>47019450
>so many belts
Read that as "so many balls" for a second.

>>47019543
>t. alp posting in her natural habitat

>>47019543
>Ywn spank a cheshire gently with your belt for hiding your car keys up her bum.
Why must we suffer so.

>>47019597
Ew.

>>47019597
Shut up and get gaped

>>47019711
Don't throw dick into a tight hole full of car keys.

>>47019597
Guess I'll have to get them back the same way veterinarians do it with cows

>>47019706
Give

>>47019760
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's putting car keys up COW buttholes? What the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>47019758
why must fox car?

>>47019763

>>47019775
They like going fast.

ded

Wait, why does she have a sword? I thought foxes were supposed to be tricksters, why does she have a sword oh god she is charging why does she

>>47019971

>>47019981
The weakest fox chestlet

>>47019981
swords can also be useful for additional bonuses to persuasion

>>47019900
I remember that mod. It was really fun. Pretty busted tho.

MGE
>has canonical tranny shit, potions and monsters that monsterboy you which is faggotry, tentacle forests, pedophilia, monsters not cheating on you only came in later works, series is misanthrope shit written by a pseud (see fallen maidens and court alf)
Gachas (Arknights, Blue Archive, Last Origin)
>no creepy fetishes, all the girls are heterosexual and have only the hots for your player character, they look better than MGE's cosplay tier "monsters", better stories, their games are actually completed unlike the MGE RPG scam KC fooled idiots with, gacha is beloved by millions with stable jobs and normal lives while MGE is only loved by a few hundred retarded, jobless neckbeards on some chans, hardly anyone in Japan actually cares about it either since they recognize KC as the japcel he is (he made MGE because he seethed over getting cucked irl)

The winner seems clear to me.

What does this facial expression convey?

>>47020033
ai

Maybe fat titted japanese ghosts just want to cuddle and be warm?

>>47020139
beasts of burden can carry heavy loads

>>47020123
Same, senpai, same.

This is what happens when you don't level grind.

>>47020123
Same as Zombies yet you keep running away from them

>>47020240
having a zombie horde moaning outside at all hours makes it hard to sleep

Pack hunters are all cowards. Every last one of them. Wolves? Bitches. Lions? Pussies. Raptors? Pussy-bitches. 1v1 if you're so tough.

>>47020148
I'll give her a heavy load.

>>47020240
Theyre really scary
But ghosts are less scary

>>47020251
Damn solitary Anon, needs clever girl correction.

>>47020272
Miss Golem is willing to do a little 1v1 foightin'.

>>47020240
I want to violate a zombie

Remember, you don't have to outrun the zombies. You just have to outrun the guy next to you.

>>47020328
Same, specially since they are so easy to capture

>>47020360
I'd just trip him

>>47014402
>hug a Vamp Mosquito
>"you're making it easy to bite you huh"

>>47020429
And yet she didn't thus proving that she -AH FUCK THAT HURTS

She hungers for the gaijin

>>47020485
many such cases

City boys should be forced to spend their summer vacations on the family farm

I will not be fox'd or cow'd

>>47020491
>So we been bark breaking for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The Hellhound don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR Hellwan.
>This one wan, well she was the peculiar type, she a uh, well she would act up but she wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week she was pretending to take a nap on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or she'd take extra molasses pie, or or or she'd sit her field ass on the front porch.
>Every week she'd do somethin' rascally IN PLain damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the hellwan to get to the Breakin Barn. This hellwans eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, she'd be in the barn.
>This wan would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this hellwan would TELL You what kine mischief she was gone get her midnight black ass into. she hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>She would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BARK AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...
I prefer plantations.

Sailors always be saying
>the sea is a cruel mistress
and never
>this squidussy is taking me to crush depth
Why is that?

>>47020520
wearing that statement on a shirt makes monsters ask more questions

>>47020538
Well, I won't answer!

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to enjoy the evening air and the occasional werebat or Mothman flying through the night.
Also be sure to ignore the ant-arachne sneaking up to drag you back to her NEET den.

>>47020561
what purpose does the spade tail serve?

>>47020567
If you kiss it, she unsmugs with 2 hours

>>47020567
Designed molestation spot.

>>47020567
You dip it in ink to sign the paper

>>47020571
bnuuy

>>47020577
Damn, this is going to be my power move when I meet my demon wife.

>>47020567
It points at things and distracts you from the nefarious deeds the demon is doing.

So what happens if you find an old demon hag and kiss her spade tail?

>>47020617
the tail will wrap around your head and drag you into soft hag embrace

>>47020364
If there are wild zombies wearing bunny outfits, exotic dancer outfits or other hot girl costumes then I'm sold.
Give me the zombies.

Is okay to show weakness in front of a monster girl?

>>47020648
Stop kidnapping Zombies during work hours, specially when they are wearing their work uniforms since those are business property

>>47020664
It depends on how hard you want to be protected. Even a bully monster will take pity and make sure you are ok until it's time to mate.

>>47020567
Weak point

>>47019356
>Basilisk Kunoichi
>Covers her eyes and mouth constantly
Kinky

>>47020664
Depends on the kind of weakness. A fox might not react to low ice resistance, but you can bet whatever you want she will pounce if she detects even a hint of mofu weakness or illusion susceptibility

>>47020685
Waiter! Bring me your most possessive and overprotective hound.

>>47020664
No, they're still women, we can't show weakness

>>47020846
Alps confirmed women
Project Alp Impregnation is go

>>47020485
Do foxes really just wake up one day and just go "I NEED to marry a foreigner and fuck him"? That's stupid, you should only marry within your own country.

>>47020854
Wait wut? I meant, weakness can't be shown because they could use them unconsciously against us or see us as a lower being, love or not

>>47020868
As a lower being, I see no reason to hide my weakness

>>47020906
Genuine question, why do you describe yourself as a lower being?

>>47020963
Girls are pretty and I'm not

>>47020978
You shouldn't self destruct like that anon

Turns out the creeping coin gal from down the street was actually a switch the whole time! Guess you could call that relationship a "coinflip"!

I hate Monsters because they force you to have sexual relations. Planet earth never forces you to have to do that, nobody in real life ties you down and forces you to breed. Sex is disgusting in action, humans are always more attracted to the idea of it. I don't want to have sex, not now or ever. Monsters shouldn't force people to do it.

It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Lilith. Stop fucking monsters

Weird question, but does anyone have art of the Succubus Nostrum from mge? I stumbled across an image of a danuki holding liliths panacea and now I'm curious if there's any of the nostrum.

>>47021146
I'm trying. Eve was the real monster all along. I mean, shit, some dude got a rib ripped out and she sprang up from that? Does that sound like the origin story of a good person?

Your POV moments after you bring the Hellhound pet you adopted from the pound home.

>>47021261
>Hellhound
>pet
You walked right into it. I hope you like wearing a collar, pup.

I want to write a story about alp, but it's kinda hard to come with a good idea.

>>47020685
>you're more likely to get your IP traced
for venting about self doubt/grief/trauma/etc online than you are for trolling online
>not because of anything nefarious, but because a monstergirl will seek to comfort you

>>47021347
Posting anything that can be read as a suicide note online in MGC will result in a monstergirl flinging herself through your door/window/whatever and dragging you to your bed to cuddle and/or fuck so you aren’t able to hurt yourself.

>>47021357
Apart from that time when they left a wisp in charge of the suicide prevention hotline. Lemming Tuesday, they called it.

How do we prevent mamono based discrimination?

>>47021385
We don't. We need to stay competitive

>>47021357
One more reason to hide everything and to do it silently with a holy weapon when no one knew you exist and the feeling becomes unbearable. The game was rigged from the start, not playing is the only winning move

I would never an Alp. You can never be sure they were somme abhorrent being before. Imagine if the Alp was Nikocado or Chris-chan.

like the idea of candleghiests stalking people in the dark

>>47021445
>humans are so terrible that even monsterization can’t fix them
Welcome to our Slovenian Lawn Dart forum, newfriend!

we need a lighter version of the fafnir legend
a woman that becomes a dragon by greed and is "slain" (rendered mere lizard) by a man.

, >>47021484
>not turning into a $lime
>but super-greedy
Plausible yet cruel.

>>47021463
she's got her own vision cone!

what does mereing actually involve, I need examples

>>47021536
And it finally makes sense that I can tell where that cone is pointed!

>>47021540
Losing to the D, basically

>>47021168
You can find it and a few other items on the wiki.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Succubus_Nostrum