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47025809 No.47025809 [Reply] [Original]

Why did she marry her nephew?

>> No.47025825

>>47025809
Something something bloodline purity.

>> No.47026005
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47026005

Because her big sis said so

>> No.47026093

>>47026005
That's taking some heavy liberties with being told to "take care of your nephew," Yorihime.

>> No.47026274
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>>47026093
When following orders, only foolish peons would take the words as unshakable gospel. No one, not matter how skilled of a tactician they may be, can predict for every eventuality, so, skilled subordinates understand that the meaning behind orders are oftentimes more important to follow. Truly wise ones can easily extrapolate orders to situations the one who issued them could never predict.
It is really not that big of a leap, observe:
"Take care of him for the evening" -> "Make sure no ill befalls him" -> "Other women are ruinous for him" -> "Only you can protect his innocence" -> "Nevermind, marry him right away!"
A logical extrapolation of the original request, duh.

>> No.47026433

>>47026274
>"Other women are ruinous for him"
Why is that so, aren't lunarian women meant to be pure?

>> No.47026443
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>>47026433
Apparantly not!

>> No.47026640

How exactly is incest supposed to be pure when it's known to lead to genetic defects over the course of multiple generations?

>> No.47026901

>>47026093
She has to find someone to blame somehow...

>> No.47027028

>>47026443
I love the Guya

>> No.47027054

>>47026005
yorihime is the only sibling who obeys her big sis in gensokyo...

>> No.47027294
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>>47025809
You'd marry your nephew too if he was that cute!

>> No.47027312
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The nephew fucking thing really is fucked up. So you're Toyohime. You marry a man and have a son by him. You raise him from a baby to a man, standard stuff really. But when he gets to the age where he can go off and start a family of his own, in swoops your sister who marries him on her own. Geez, thanks sis, you think. You were going to let him marry an outsider, extend the family. But it's cool she turned this family into a closed circle. How long was she planning this ? Was she waiting on fucking him since he was born or was this a recent thing? But it's totally acceptable that the sister you grew up with and the son you gave birth are now fucking. Is your sister that inept with relationships that her only choice was to turn a familial relationship into a sexual one, or was it a fetish? You can't even congratulate your sister and son on having a child. You wee hoping on becoming a grandmother and an aunt, but not from the same baby, It's not like you could clap your sister on the back and say "Congrats on the kid. It's so nice my son filled you with enough genetic material- half of which is mine by the way- that you got knocked up. So happy for you"

Moonies are fucked up.

>> No.47027313

ITT Halal & Islam Approved thread

>> No.47027461

>>47027312
Pretty sure Toyohime approved of the marriage and most likely insisted on it. She probably gets off on her sister calling her mother in law.

>> No.47027655
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>>47027312
I'm sure her reservations got very easily forgotten when she woke up one day and suddenly she was the grandmother/aunt of Japan's most important man.
The ends justify the means or something.

>> No.47027693

>>47027312
You'd have to realise your sister was grooming him. It makes you question everything. Was she trying something when you left your son with his aunt for a weekend? When they played together was she thinking bout how to raise him into the best husband? It'd ruin literally all your memories of them two being a nice family. Maybe you'd never trust her at all.

>> No.47027698

>>47025809
Incest is hot

>> No.47027706
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47027706

Maybe if she spent more time raising her son instead of picking up stray earthling men and "taking care of them" her son, instead of developing whatever he has to marry his aunt, would have developed an Oedipus complex and masturbated with her used panties like a normal boy!

>> No.47027717

>>47027706
Toyohime being catty to Yorihime because Toyo was grooming herself a son-husband but Yori swooped in to steal his heart and virginity is my new headcanon.

>> No.47027752

>>47027294
No, Elly, you're just lonely and starved for attention. Leave the young man alone!

>> No.47027794
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>>47027717
Poor nephew-kun has to avoid every hungry female in his family tree...

>> No.47027819

>>47027312
Das rite, Moon laws

>> No.47027827

>>47027717
Toyo wouldn't have to groom herself a son-husband if she wasn't so self-conscious about being a sexy crocodile woman.

>> No.47027948
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>>47027827
Toyo really shouldn't jump to conclusions so quickly, for all she knows her husband might've been into her other form!

>> No.47027958

>>47027948
So many marriages ruined because youkai, kami, and lunarians underestimate the willingness of human men to fuck monsters.

>> No.47028830

>>47027655
>she was the grandmother/aunt of Japan's most important man
Moonies don't give a shit about Earth though.

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47028836

auntsex thread?
auntsex theard.

>> No.47028848
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>>47027794
That pic really makes me wonder where Kaguya stands in the Luna hierarchy. Is she really the Princess of the Moon or just the daughter of some noble? What is her relationship to her family? Did she study under Eirin alongside the Watasukis? if not then why is Eirin so devoted to her? etc. etc.

We NEED more Guya lore

>> No.47031089

>>47027706
I suddenly have the urge to give Yorihime another nephew/niece/sibling-in-law

>> No.47031144

>>47031089
You don't even know how to move your hips.

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>>47028848
>We NEED more Guya lore
We don't need more shit. Now back to the beautiful Yorihime.

>> No.47031985

>>47031144
It's too late, Tsukuyomi. The moment America discovered moon babes, there was no hope of keeping the moon free of impurity.

>> No.47032031

>>47031144
You don't need to. The second your cock is buried deep in Yorihime's pussy, your hips will move on their own.

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If you have no experience in moving your hips during sexual acts then you never had a chance.

>> No.47034151
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>>47033085
Yocchan exclusively likes boys with no sexual experience. We've established this.

>> No.47039310
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47039310

Yorihime suddenly became attractive.

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>>47039310
*More attractive
I would fuck her senseless as is, but the gap between the bratty moon hime and the slutty clothing is dangerously erotic.

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