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materwelon

Gnoll girl supremacy.

>>47003163
The summer is coming after all.

Fox status: Posted

They say that in the dark corners of the earth, ancient dragons from the elden days still slumber, the greater wurms of the past which hold a cunning and wit lost to many of their modern number.
They rest upon untold riches, relics of fallen kingdoms even the elves have forgotten, gems the size of your head, and treasures plundered from ancient temples.
I will seek these wurms.

>>47003153
Kiki press.

>"I thought you didn't like to play the hero?"
>"Doesn't mean I don't know how"

You know how you reach your hand out for dogs to sniff it whenever you meet a new one unfamiliar with you? I'm gonna do that to a Hellhound and offer my hand to her and go "easy girl".

For one week out of the year, Winterstown becomes Summerstown

>>47003171
Fox status: Impregnated

WURM
WURM
WURM
WURM
hi
WURM

>>47003164
Hyenas are a feliform (meaning cat-like) mammal species rather than being canids. Does that mean they'll be made a type of werecat if they ever come to MGE?

Why should being from a gacha or not matter here? What should matter is monstergirl.

>>47003217
gacha monstergirls are mass produced garbage
if i wanted a good mass produced monstergirl i'd take a stock, prebuilt automaton from Grem's workshop

>Working the 9-5
>Glance into anubis coworker's cubicle while she is on break
>See her calendar has today (and every day past it) marked in a very noticeable manner
>To do: Rape Anon after work
>Every other day has the same reminder

Your thread got deleted man, you got humiliated yet again (as always)

>>47003198
But what if... no Wurm?

>>47003230
Who are you talking to?

>>47003226
I like some of them. they're no better or worse than some of kcs stuff.

It's summer! and you know what that means? Hit monstergirls under the hot sun getting all sweaty!

>>47003195
Silver looks like she brought the condoms, but Gold looks like she poked holes in them.

Travel to the furthest depths of the wild and hunt exotic monsters for rare parts.

>dark of the night
>you're nailing boards to board up the windows and barricading your doors after the news channel reported a zombie outbreak
>you just got done boarding up one window when suddenly you hear a tapping against the last one you haven't boarded up
>look outside the curtain and feel a chill when you see a Ghoul
>"Hehehe... Hey human. Why all the locked doors and reinforcements? You scared of something?"
>she presses against the window, hot breath fogging it with this hungry, sadistic look in her eyes
>"Cuz' I just want you to know..."
>her eyes glow in the dark
>"It ain't gonna save ya' from getting devoured by me tonight."
>she cackles as you panic and begin boarding that window immediately

>>47003265
No I'm scared

>>47003185
>For one week out of the year, Winterstown becomes Summerstown
I want to see the Tsurara-Onnas and Ice Queens with large assets in tiny swimsuits at the beach.

>>47003265
I'm going.
The best way to find a wife is via adventure, or at least thats what the guild told me.

>>47003261
I want to wring out a salamander's heavily used sweat rag into a glass and drink it all in under a minute.

>>47003289
But they don't have to be at a warm beach to wear a tiny swimsuit.

>>47003265
Sounds dangerous. I'm going into seclusion in the coziest cave in the Land of the Four Souls to cultivate.

>Jerking off outside
>Cum
>Suddenly ground starts rumbling
>Gnome rises up
>”I accept your offering”
>I am now an earth mage

>>47003314
You're not wrong, but they might be embarassed to strut around like that casually in the middle of a snowy landscape since a lot of the ice girls are refined ladies.

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>>47003232
but she is.
and if she is, therefore she ams.

>>47003446
but she does not think, therefore she does not am

>>47003329
Can I summon a spirit that's like 40% less fertile?

>>47003450
Wurms have the ability to phase in and out of reality. There is truly no way of stopping them.

>>47003164
Gnolls are slippery slope at best because it's impossible to not enable futafaggotry with them.

>>47003477
40% more fertile?
Can do

I want a hag harpy. I need wing hugs.

>>47003153

>>47003519
BRING ME ELVES, I MUST INCREASE THEIR NUMBERS

>>47003490
i stopped her with tennis balls.
she may continue to am, but only on my say so.

>>47003494
Noooo! Demon lord help me, no! I should've just accepted my troll neighbor's advances, at least her thiccness is manageable!

>>47003503
https://files.catbox.moe/r9wj0s.jpg
>>47003525
Good that this Wurm cares for safety. She truly ams.

>>47003535
Sorry Anon, enjoy your repeat twin daughters.

I love big bapho baps

>>47003523

>>47003523

>>47003329
Gnomes are so troublesome man. You never know when one could just pop up and grab your leg while you're having a nice walk on a trail minding your own business.

Guess we breeding elves again.

>>47003569
i'd rather ms dorome

>>47003582
That's like wanting to fuck Muk or Grimer from pokemon man.

>>47003575
Feed elves lots of sweets and ruin their lithe bodies.

>>47003575
Kiki maids in direct competition with Elf maids, tensions rising.

>>47003589
they're less girl shaped

>>47003575
>>47003597
The rise of haughty elf maids has been a disaster for meido academy and the kiki race as a whole.

>>47003590
My brother.

>>47003605
This almost makes me want to screw elves.

>>47003605
Be sure to use your hands to help your female party members protect their chests.

>>47003630
It's important to help keep their soft and most sensitive parts safe.

>come home from work
>your fairy motherwife is there to greet you
>she comes over and hugs your face when you sit down on the couch and goes on and on about how much she missed you since you had to work overtime
>"You must be so tired, my sweet little boy. There there, just relax and let mommy take care of you. She'll conjure you up a nice warm meal with her magic and make you feel better~"
>starts stroking your hair and kissing your head
>all while only being about nine inches high compared to you
>it always seemed a bit ridiculous to you but she insists on pampering you like a mother for some reason
>you just don't get it though, she isn't nearly big enough to be your "mommy"

>>47003639
Same energy as a loli monster being the motherwife

>>47003648
Those ones are always especially cute. It would be hard not to want to dote on them in return.

>>47003659
The happiest, cutest and most lovey-dovey couples are human man and loli motherwife

>>47003693
2 for 1 special

>>47003659
>>47003693
>>47003697
I would carry her around everywhere.

I'm in quite the pickle because I want to discuss my MG waifu but I also don't want other men to feast their eyes upon her or think about her too much.
Not a muslim

>>47003232

>>47003707
>small wife still doting on you even as you bridal carry her
adorable

futon ghosts

>>47003784
>Wurm waiting for anon at the airport
>doesn't know his name or his appearance or anything
>does know he isn't a wurm

>>47003726
>When you take your wan wife to the flea market and she just has to have the t-shirt with wolves on it

So some of you don't even want a hot sexy monster wife, you just want a mother?

Hello, fellow Anons. I, too, am a lonely pervert who seeks the exotic sexiness and comfort of a monster girl. Please, so that I may not feel so alone, explain in great detail the monster girl or girls to which you are most attracted.
I am not a cupid.

>>47003893
AHEM. I would like a mother with whom I can have sex, thankyouverymuch.

>>47003206
>Hyenagirls
That's hell you're walking into there, son.

>>47003893
I want to be sugar daddy to a jk delinquent Hellhound. Hopefully I incubize before she breaks me.

>>47003893
Th3r3 I made the thrwd, happY?

>>47003901
I'm really fond of Cupids. I think their chocolate complexions are delicious and their serious looks are cute, and I like that Cupids tend to have really wide hips and thighs that beg to be groped. I want to hold a Cupid close and break through her stony demeanor slowly until she's smiling joyously and wrapping me up in her pretty pink wings. I really, really like Cupids.

>>47003918
Yes, yes i am thank you

>>47003920
eyes full of love but eyes without mercy

>>47003893
Not me, I want a sexy monster daughterwife.

>>47003893
A motherwife

>>47003206
They're closer to mongoose than actual cats. Feliform does not automatically make it an actual feline.

>>47003893
I just want a wife wife, a normal wife period. I don't care about any of this other nonsense.

>>47003893
mother superior or a sister would be good

>harem of motherwives
>get smothered to death by extremely caring and overbearing monsters

>>47003893
I am greedy, I want a momwife and a daughterwife

Submit to marriage or be cursed with the endless sensation of sand in your shoe but when you go to dump it out you find your shoe is empty and then the sensation of sand moves to another article of clothing

>>47004041
! !

>>47003835
>bat ghost ittan moen hybrids
The monster species singularity is upon us

>>47004041
>Strips naked in front of plannerdog
what now? nothing for sand to be caught in.

>>47004050
you will feel sand in her vagina

>>47003917
>sugar daddy to a jk delinquent Hellhound
JK deliquents and gyarus, JC/JS horny brats, the younger female taboo romances are the best.

>>47004041
I will marry anubis but it will be with her big sister instead

>>47004050
She will take that as a sign of consent, obviously.

>>47004061
SHOW ME WHATS UNDER THE DRESS

>>47004041
Blowing my brains out, be right back
Don't worry, I'll join Wisp in the afterlife

>>47004061
>try to shoplift a keychain from the pyramid gift shop
>silent anubis guards cross their spears in front of you to stop you from leaving

>>47004075
anubis has a lot of ties to the underworld
whoops

>>47004071
Rainforest pussy.

>>47003893
i would like one somewhat oeverprotective wurm momster or elven momster

>>47004075
>he is unaware
No, nobody tell him

>>47004112
Gonna go for her weakpoints.

>>47004140
Her vagina?

Which Monster would appreciate my cooking skills the most?

>>47004171
Anon please, she's got two large, round weak points right there to go for.
Sure, she shoots quills and has horns but if you get her good she'll be putty in your hands.

>>47004182
Pull on the nipples and she collapses.

>leaving a you-shaped dent in ms candlegeists hips

>>47004187
>>47004171
Amateurs, the both of you. Shes expecting a pussy attack, that is the power source of all monsters and it is well defended. The nipples will have you overreach, plus you may miss them and unless you're dexterous enough to free those puppies AND squeeze them in one fluid motion its over.
No, the true move is that like a brown bear attack, go for the weak points till he gives up: the base of the tail, wings, nape, scrites(works against any beast type) till they are putty.

>>47004210
>scrites
the wot

>>47004136
ok you can tell me what it is now

your thoughts?

>>47004240
you brought raw materials to a mummy-maker
imagine offing yourself in front of a lich

>>47004245
empty

Jesus that actually made me jump

>>47004210
Nah, the tum is the way to go.
While they're resist an open strike, a light brush of those abs will be enough to put that girl in a stagger state.
After that you can mount her for a takedown.

>>47004197
>leaving a hand-shaped dent on ms candlegeists butt

>>47003784
Ceci n'est pas une wurm

Good end.

>>47003893
A hot sexy monster mother/wife, yes.

Is it true that apophis milk is grape flavored?

>you wake up from getting poked in the side
>you're blindfolded and gagged and bound by handcuffs
>"Get a move on, meats!" some chubby voice shouts
>you hear a lot of moaning from fellow male voices and get marched out until you're told to stop and turn to the right
>the blindfold suddenly gets removed but not the gag
>you realize you're naked, only having a pair of boxers to mask your erection
>you're in a row of men around your age, or younger, who are being presented on stage by a horde of Orcs, after having been forcibly fed drugs to gain erections that show off the goods
>in front of you is a crowd of Monster ladies, rich and sinister alike, all ogling the row you're in, appraising the goods
>you realize what this is
>an underground slave husband auction!
>the High Orc in charge grabs her microphone and welcomes the crowd, says bidding starts now
>you notice the stares of the ones immediately eyeing you up
>A Wight lady licking her lips while she drinks sparkling wine
>An evil looking Malef running her razor sharp claws against each other
>A smug Creeping Coin already writing her check
>An old Fox Demon from Zipangu with a sly smile, waving her decorative fan in her face
>A Devil girl chewing on her expensive shrimp cocktail, snickering at all the thoughts of things she could do to you
>An.... Automaton? She's just staring blankly...
>A Vampire showing off her fangs and fixating upon your neck
>An Elf noble giving you a soft wave with her eyes closed
>A Hellhound that looks like she wants to smash and slam you
>A Man-Eater Claustrophyte that mouths the words "You look tasty" your way
>And a Kraken that's playing eeny meeny miny moe, she happened to land on you
>you start crying, you don't wanna be here right now, you don't wanna end up a slave
>you just want to go home and rest peacefully on your bed, but nobody is going to save you, you're really gonna be a slave to some Monster

Which Monster is it anon?

>>47004371
The kraken. I don't want a wife who's unlucky.

>>47004371
>An.... Automaton? She's just staring blankly...
Her. Imagine her winning the bid for you and now owning you as a slave but when she takes you home she just goes "How may I serve you?"

>>47004357
punching bag titties

>>47003639
Being to big to cuddle a fairy would frustrate me to no end, I don't think I'd be able to marry one.

>>47004371
Proclaim my love for the high orc announcer
Even start groping her or making out on stage!

>>47004382
don't do that, it hurts.

>>47003893
People tell me I can't have a mommy gf, wife and daughterwife at the same time. I think they all lack creativity. I'll ask Shoggoth to be my mommydaughter wife

>>47004371
>chubby voice
you can tell she's fat just from listening, huh

>>47004395
hurts good

>>47004371
don't do that; crying boys get bid on extra vigorously.

>>47004357
Fox with the sort of tits you stare purposefully at a spot on the wall next to her head to avoid ogling, still unable to help yourself from glancing every few seconds.

>>47004371
I feel like Creeping Coin-sama is the most likely to win of any monster bidding if she really wanted you. Nobody has as much money as she does!

>>47004343
>>47004367
I love fox

>>47004412
curling up into a little ball onstage and crying is an easy way to raise your marketplace value

>>47004433
And fox loves you(DANGEROUS!!)

>>47004442
fox therapist

>>47004460
Fox psychiatrist that only prescribes mofu

>>47004460
Fox, the Rapist

Bunny girls > Fox girls

>>47004460
>Paid $500 an hour only to have people huff her fluff
>Still has a better track record than any three other therapists put together

>>47004371
The fatty

>>47004404
Orcs are always fat.

>>47004465
>therapy fox/ the rapey fox
they really shouldn't put those offices so close together

>>47004371
>tfw you drop your prosthetic arm
>" well shit I lost that fucker in the war"
>break the record of the auction house

>>47004470
Yeah, some nice fat rabbit girl thighs to play with would make me feel real good

Rabbit girl ass
Imagine
With the cute puffy tail

>>47004470
Mouse girl > bnuuy

Spooder > Spider

big hops

>>47004371
Why do I desire women's pity more than their admiration?

>>47004371
The wurm with the simple face whose holding a massive chunk of raw gold in hand she found hill digging

>>47004520
Better hops

>>47004509
Mouse girl is small amd flat
Rabbit girl has big ass and thighs

>>47004522
Because you don't believe yourself to be worthy of their admiration.

>>47004522
laying the groundwork for some co-dependency

>>47004541
Hmm yes, it appears to be a difference in taste, good sir and connisseur. I will respect our opinions.

>>47004319

>>47004556
Well, that's true, that certainly isn't a pipe.

>>47004545
a meaty old alraune who never wants to let her husband out of the reach of her vines and gets extremely stressed when he has to do so and her husband who gets scared and anxious when he's not being snuggled by her or safely held in her petals. add in a sweet nectar dependency, and you've got the most romantic, codependent couple in the whole forest <3

>>47004556
wurms seem nice so you think they wouldn't rape you, but then they rape you
it's hard to stay mad at them though

>>47004584
Wurms are best hugged

>>47004477
>anon visits the rapey fox
>gets raped and mourns the fact he can't read the sign
>anon visits the therapy fox
>gets mad when she doesn't rape him and ask about his feelings

do you think you could be friends with a monster girl, like platonic friends, be they married or just destined for someone else or whatever.

>>47004606
yes. monster girls are also people, anon. you can have relationships with them that extend beyond sex.

>>47004606
Yeah, why not? I die alone anyways so it's not like I'd be stressed out thinking she might like me.

>>47004606
Just get the best friend monster

>>47004647
My fuckbuddy

>>47004381
Serving her slave? wouldn't that make a error feedback loop?

>>47004594
I imagine a therapy fox would be more in line with a therapy dog. She's mostly there to let you fluff her tails, but she can talk about stuff as a bonus.

Should slimes start wearing clothes instead of being nudists?

>>47004647
I'd friendzone a pyrow especially if she suspiciously starts picking up all my hobbies

>>47004606
I don't see why not. They're still good people even if you aren't banging, after all. There are a few I'd want to be friends with but probably couldn't stand to marry, like gremlins or titania.

>>47003153
It's Pride Month. But the Rainbow Themes Merchandise and Products! Special limited time Pride Month discounts available until end of month!!!!

>>47004614
non-humans aren't people, anon. denotatively or connotatively

>>47004381
same deal with kiki that buys a slave be like "first order is to free me from slavery."

>>47004533
Wurm would never support slavery!

>>47004683
for bigoted anthropocentric worldview, you are sentenced to one thousand years of rape by crab.

I can imagine Mamano slavers selling a master to a servile monstergirl.

>>47004670
Only if it's latex.

>>47004697
>Get bought from slavers by Kiki
>She orders you to become her master
>Okay?
>Make her Alfred to your Batman (using her MASSIVE wealth) while you run around cracking slaver skulls
Good end?

>>47004697
>Fat faceless kiki buys boy and forces him to be her productive and loving master.

>>47004709
>while you run around cracking slaver skulls
As long as you don't target the benign slavers who are simply bringing husbands to single mamano and expecting some compensation in response.

>>47004709
but are you free or technically still her slave?

>>47004712
i imagine there could be like evil human slavers trying to sell other humans to monsters, the problem is that the human slavers arent compassionate and treat the slaves like real slaves.

>>47004721
Let's just say that when she calls for supper you're still expected to dine at the Y.

>>47004727
Seems like something that the mamono buying the slaves would handle pretty fast.
>That man whipped you? Nobody whips my hubby but me!

>walk into the kitchen
>see her there eating your leftovers out of the fridge
>her antenna twitch when she notices you
>"Hehehe! I'm the disgusting pest that loves filth and scraps, be very afraid! I might give you a disease if you even think about touching me!"
>she bares her claws at you and goes 'bleh' as she tries her best to look repulsive and scary and trigger an insectophobic response in you
What do you do about this little vermin?

>>47004799
>"Enjoy"

>>47004799
Well, I've been waging chemical warfare on the cockroaches around my house, so.

G'night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to follow a candlegeist too closely.
Don't want her to stop all of a sudden and bump into her backside.

>>47004799
She'll have to battle the ants.

>>47004799
Get her and the danuki raiding my trash for aluminum cans to battle each other, the vermin problem sorts itself out.

>>47004817
>bump into her backside.
>get stuck in her butt
>have to go to hospital with a very embarrassed candlegeist

>>47004385
>wedding with fairy but she shrinks you to fairy size the day before and doesn't grow you back until the day after

Do you like kot?

>>47004799
Hit her with some diatomaceous earth. Roaches love diatomaceous earth.

>>47004856
No, I'm allergic and they can't even be bothered to learn my name

>>47004856
No, i was always more a dog person, cats are like rude.

Need me cute older polish Kiki I don't understand but find cute anyways

>>47004870
Dogs are also rude, but in a cute way.

>>47004799
RAID roach spray directly to the face

>>47004856
im a lizard and buge person

>>47004727
The previous green is not a good example of evil slavers? Kidnapping and selling unwilling men to any mamonos is extremely evil since you denied them their fated one, put them under a lot of stress and psychological torture and completely ignore any of the MGE's rules. Passing it as non evil while crying about human to human slavery is a new level of hypocrisy
>>47004371
Don't care, all bad ends. Who ever buy me will find a hanged corpse sooner or later.

>>47004905
i guess i imagine it would take something serious like cosmic tier willpower or high level magic to outright deny fate. otherwise the slavery just like all things will lead you to your destined one one way or another. could be your fated one saves you from their clutches, or purchases you or whatever else that could happen.

Committing petty crimes all over MGC to drive Sgt. Anubis insane with all the paperwork

>>47004933
>Cpt. Ushi Oni of the MGCPD SWAT is going to pay Anon a visit for torturing her friend

>>47004929
Sure fate could work in such a convoluted way, discarding completely your well being and mental health via slavery but it would be quit ironic for the self called benevolent and oh so much superior and perfect ethic faction to use such tools. The funniest is the anon who speak about only cracking bad slaver skull, he's the one who jolt me into speaking instead of ignoring, both example afterward is evil, putting sex and "love/light at the end of the tunnel" don't make it less evil.

>>47004905
keep whining slaveboy

>>47004856
I do

“We ourselves shall only be loved for awhile and then forgotten... But the love will have been enough [...] There is a land for the living and a land for the dead [...] the bridge is love, the only survival, the only meaning.”

>>47004971
>A dark elf in servant attires
>"Shut up"
You really proved me wrong

>>47005004
There's no need to prove anything to a whining bitch though

>>47005004
a dark elf in servant attires... tch! foiled again by your superior wit, good sir... once again - hoisted by my own petard... a tip of the hat to you, my dear laconic prodigy... perhaps we will face one another again on a further battlefield, someday - until then, tata!

>>47005019
>>47005021
I see. Fuck you too, have a good day.

>>47004905
you're allowed to refrain from commenting on things you don't like

>>47004987
It's okay, Ms. Houri.

>>47005021
Spank
Delf
Tits

>>47005004
The Meido uniform is to encourage her sex slave (other mamano call them husbands) to be a better lover. She still his mistress.

>>47004606
yes but I will tastefully ogle and, if she wears or does something particularly nice, I'll pass on the idea to my own.

>>47004987
I'm gonna tell a Houri she's pretty but then leave and walk off going about my own business and making no further attempt at courting her just to frustrate her!

>>47004606
I keep a respectful distance from women committed to other men. If there is to be any communication between myself and the lady, I usually include the significant other in a group chat or offer to include them in the activity
With monstergirls, the risk of infidelity is zero, so some of the concerns with maintaining private contact with a committed monstergirl are gone. This means there's room for platonic friendship, especially if you're into the same hobbies or work

>>47005156
Houri is not inclined to violence, and would never dream of forcing you to return her affections.
Her friend Mrs. Cupid, though...

>>47005166
I'm going to steal the source of her power. That silly pink beret

>>47004712
>>47004371
>Slavery on mamonos
>Bad
>Slavery on men
>Good
I don't get your double standard either, the frog is right for once or I'm retarded

>>47005166
ALWAYS bully the creepy emo Houri at your local school

>>47005246
Femdomfags are a cancer

>>47005261
bad bait

>when you realised your candleghiest wife unscrewed all the lightbulbs agian

>kunoichi that sends messages by attacking them to kunai and throwing them close to you

>>47005284
Too bad I can't read zip.

>"Your attention here please."

>>47005246
"Slavery" on mamono is fine as long as it's like the other way around and not abuse.

>>47005296
download winrar you pussy

>>47003265
>knocks you down by rolling into you
>rapes your throat with her long tongue

>>47005299
mario lied to me about how turtles function

>>47005299
True but I feel like the line of abuse is blurrier on this side, it's weird

>>47005306
You still jump on them.

>>47005298
I can't tell if she's a horse or a bunny.

>>47005299
MGE monster hunter subduing wild mamono and delivering them to their new husbands

>>47005316
How the fuck does one get the big ones like laoshang lung and zora?

>>47003153
Turns out it really was Aurora Borealis in Miss Ryu's kitchen.

>>47005327
Did she let you see it?

>>47005329
Yes

you get bogie wife
BUT
she sounds like harley quinn

>>47005246
Humans are subhuman in comparison to monster girls. They enslave us for our own good!

>>47005331
We talking margot robbie harley or old batman TAS harley?

>>47005339
>Humans are subhuman
Your brain must be really smooth.

Remember to defend your breadsticks and salads

>>47005331
>>47005342
>Not suicide squad isekai harley
get on my level.

>>47005345
He wants to be a slave, of course he's not the brightest.

>>47005353
Can you be a slave if you want to be one?

A MAN CHOOSES
A SLAVE OBEYS

>>47005360
what if i choose to be a slave to elf? even against her will?

>>47004460
Most of the therapist offices in MGC are just thinly veiled matchmaking services. Luckily I found a reputable private therapist Dr. Coo Pid. She got very invested when I told her of my anxiety, she said she'll even bring an anxiety specialist to our next session who is an "expert on dealing with nervous boys". I'm so excited!

>>47005345
I'm well aware, and that was the entire joke. Although savage and subhuman are synonymous in my mind.

The best therapist is myself and self-medication, 24 years of uncontested win

>>47005352
>suicide squad isekai
You what mate?

>>47005370
>Get assigned a service wan for anxiety post portal
>She is supposed to arrive today
>Hear a loud knock on front door
>7 ft tall Hellhound wearing a bright orange reflective tank top and booty shorts standing there
>Anxiety is not relieved one bit at first but then she begins her "service"

>>47005380
Suicide Squad is an old DC comic from the 1980s, written by John Ostrander. It was really good.
Harley Quinn is a DC character from Batman the Animated Series. She's okay.
Isekai is a genre of anime where characters go from our world to another, fantastical one.
The Suicide Squad isekai anime is a shameless cash grab and an affront to God

>>47005393
It might be tolerable if the writers and directer are japanese, if they are american I don't have any faith in it not being woke cancer ie unwatchable.

>>47005325
Very carefully(lots of firepower)

>>47005400
IIRC the creator is indeed japanese, but doesnt give a shit about suicide squad. he's only creating it so if it does good he can get an anime for the flash greenlit.
also that one amarican vtuber that can't rap (but is one of the rare few without whore drama) is doing the ending song, make of that what you will

>>47005374
Sure, a joke, let me guess you're in the Wurm special education program as a joke too

>>47005414
Not my fault jokes easily go over your head.

>>47005412
>(but is one of the rare few without whore drama)
Vtubers are like the japanese justice system
guilty until proven innocent
and since I do not care to learn about vtubers, all of them are whores, end of disscussion.

bees are what we need

>>47005457
im assuming thats a hornet getting the DEATH CAGE that bees like doing to predators

>>47005389
>expect to be thrown on the bed and fucked through the mattress
>instead

>>47005483
big dog is big cute

>>47005554
NEVER

>>47005581
damn it anon, take your meds! or you will take the shog meds

>>47005593
Never has, never will

Dead hours.

>>47005923
Sorry. I'm looking at the cuckquean board to fuel my bicorn fantasies.

>>47005940
I bet Bicorns are the horniest, most degenerate posters on 4mon.

>>47005923

>>47005996
They're the ones writing fanfics of Anon getting raped by 3 different monstergirls at the same time

>>47005246
who are you quoting?
I'd happily buy a monster girl slave to do my chores and to polish my dick
Or the Teaching Feeling scenario, that's always good too.

>>47006049
>Buy Kiki slave
>Tell her to polish your dick
>One hour later it's so shiny you can see your reflection in it
Huh.

>>47006057
That's not how human tissue works.

>>47006072
Just add more saliva

>>47006072
>t. Anon with the low skill Kiki

>>47006072
She just added a lot of polishing liquid to it. She's a professional, after all.

>your mamono wife invites her troll friend
>she brings some pastries she made with her
>wow your cooking is so good miss troll what's your secret?
>I sleep with your husband
>awkward silence

>>47006103
I chuckled sensibly.

>>47006085
She tries her best, and that's what matters.

>>47006103
that is some low quality trolling
I expected bettef from my cheshire wifes friend

>>47006141
She's still better than me. I only learned to make my bed because the army forced me to

>>47006141
Woah welcome to eb games

Hats

>>47006224
cats

>>47006278
Hats and cats

How to explain to cheshire that I am too ugly for love?

>>47006373
You don't need, she can see it

>>47006373
Like Arseface said in Preacher: ugly is as ugly does, sir.

I'm going to get that smug purple shit.

>>47006409
Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do when you get her?

>>47006415
domesticate

>>47006624
>beast girl tries this
>pokes your eye with tip of her ear
>mood ruined, seduction unsuccessful
So that's why they are so thirsty and desperate

>>47006420
Have you ever considered that it was not humans who domesticated dog and cat girls, but it was them who domesticated us so we'd give them headpats and food.

>>47006783
>He's onto us
>They must never know
>Deploy tactical rapehound

I want a Hellhound on my lap so I can stroke her.

>>47003153
Big fox saggers.

>>47006841
I want to be on a Hellhound's lap so she can stroke me and call me a good boy.

>>47006889
But she's a dog, she's supposed to seize your lap, she isn't supposed to be the petter. At least take turns with her.

>>47006783
>Said smugly the chesh
>Anon slowly put his thumb in her fluffy ear, petting her and goes
>"Do you feel in charge?"

your uber has arrived

>>47006913
damaged goods girls...

>>47006927
That's the kind of damaged goods who is ok. I will healn the chesh and be happy

Cats are not loyal, they do not see you as their equal, they only cherish what you can offer them and if you have nothing to offer you are worthless to them. Cats do not love you, they just use you.

>>47006949
get headbump'd

>>47006913
A subchesh is fine too.

>>47006949
So fucking wrong

I'd let myself be used by a chesh. Preferably as her sweatrag for a fat-bottomed hag chesh.

>>47006910
In Hell, the dog pets you. And puts a collar around your neck. And carries you around like a puppy.
Kobolds, on the other hand, make excellent lap dogs.

>>47006949
This is my kink. I am unworthy.

I want to trust this succ and tell her all of my inner worries!

>>47007156
big smile = nice lady

woah... big lady.

>>47007191
Big ladies are the best.

>>47007213
big dog...

>>47007191
these things happen

MEDIC!

What monster is best for just laying with in bed and playing with her huge titties and sucking on them for hours with while cuddling?
Hard mode: Don't say a cow monster like Holstaur, Minotaur, Hakutaku or Ushi-Oni.

>>47007679
wurm

Can Wurm ever stop winning?

>>47007777
she doesn't even know shes competing and she is just happy to be there

>>47007679
Yuki-Onna, Tsurara-Onna or Ice Queen

This answer has totally not been affected by current ambient temperature

>>47007815
cold titties are bad

>>47007679
Jinko

>>47007472
I am perfectly fine, sister

>>47007679
Weresheep and Ittan-momen spring to mind, but I can see a demon gladly indulging you as well. A rate treat from a kiki wife could also be nice.

>>47007818
false. cold titties are comfy and make milkshakes for free

>>47008131
tits are spposed to be warm
not cold
also milkshakes are mid

>>47008141
What is happening?

>>47008499
Forceful sex with evil girls.

>>47008559
Your terms are acceptable

>>47008563
STOP liking evil women!

>>47008593
This, only good girls get pettings

>>47003835
Soft, pillowy breasts!

I will be a comically evil mustache twirling villain in a top hat with a cape and tie up a bunch of my fellow human men and leave them on the train tracks in a vaguely western backdrop and then when the local Monster hero or sheriff confronts me I will go 'ah ah ah, either you save the poor whelps from becoming pizza on the tracks or you prevent me from escaping with all this money I've robbed from the bank vault, can't do both at once!'. I will tell her "your choice". My dastardly villainy will make everyone stricken with terror.

Heard you like big butts

>>47008632
There's drinkable sugary stuff in that butt

>>47008626
Since you callously put the life of other humans in danger the Monsters have no problem killing you so you get a hole punched through your ribcage and then they save your victims. You being evil means no Wisps grab you after death either so you're cursed to loneliness and eternal suffering.

>>47008646
Well aren't you a killjoy...

>>47003265
Agnaktor-chan's pussy tightens the more you pound her

>>47003265
>When you ask a monster girl for her Large Elder Dragon gem

>>47008626
What mamono do you choose as your sidekick?
>>47008646
The tracks are abandoned and haven't since a train in 15 years

>>47008659
>do evil thing
>get btfo for doing evil thing by monsters who are well known for btfoing people that do evil things
>WTF HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN????

>>47004248
Every mamano's husband is a mummy-maker after enough time and sexo

When your mistress really needs to get laid.

>>47008697
hhheheh

>>47004440
Remaining stoic and doing your daily calisthenics workout on stage instead

>>47003265

Undead hours.

>>47008848
poor guys life is already planned out by that fiend and he can do nothing to stop it.

>>47008848
I want to pet a fuzzy foxgirl

Today on this most wonderful of days, I shall post an image of a kejourou.

>>47008637
But also honey.

>>47008885
>Kej wedding
>the bridesmaids are carrying her hair instead of a super long tailing dress

>>47008835
Agreed.

>>47008848
>>47008872
That is how they get you hooked. You will tell yourself: "Just once is fine." but it will never stop.

A Monster (like a stinky lilim or a naughty elf hag for example) looks over and sees a young boy with his bright brown hair shining in the sun while he has fun playing with a kite in a field and his pet dog running alongside him and living an innocent carefree life, never knowing any vice or sin nor anger or lust or anything bad, just being a good boy living a good life and she really goes "Wow, I NEED to capture him when he grows up and corrupt him from an innocent, naive good boy that would have gone on to live life however he wanted into a lustful, dependent little toy attached to my hip that begs me to let him cum who can't imagine being away from me for one second. I need to utterly break his mind and ensure that he can only think about my body and nothing else, turning him into a depraved little sinner just like I am!"

Why are they like this?