/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46983391
I'm going to dub thee old reliable

>>46991085
I'm sure she'd appreciate the value of anything you give her.

Those are noodle kots, not bunyip. Can I collect one for free?

man, i desire me a bottom heavy choco rabbit girl with freckles

I am here to deliver the wonder that is foxgirls to this thread, you're welcome.

>>46991199
their meh, thick rabbit girls are cuter

>>46991199
Always a good fox.

A flavor of Oni for every occasion.

>>46991202
How much rabbit do you like your rabbitgirls to have?

>>46991085
hebi is love hebi is life

>>46991251
>>46991251
need them with the cute rabbit feet at least

>>46991238
but baja blast oni tho?

Somewhere, there's a cute prince that needs saving.

>>46991296
Close enough.

>>46991280
I will give you this hare, take it or leave it.

>>46991335
needs freckles
also why is she angry
i thought rabbits were supposed to be cute looking

>>46991354
That's a Tsunbun.

>>46991354
She's a hare, a wild and more vicious bnuuy. You want the domestic bun

>>46991367
are they rare?
>>46991380
are buns bigger?

>>46991395
>are they rare?
Not for long.

>>46991395
I think some domestic rabbits can get pretty huge, but generally aside from those hares are bigger.

now tell me whose thighs and ass are bigger, frog girls or rabbit girls

>Be out to dinner with your Beelzebub wife.
>Waiter comes over with the soup.
>Your wife puts her finger tip into her bowl and winks at you.
>You know exactly what to do next.
"Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
>Kicked out for having done this every time you go.
>Worth it to see her smile.

>>46991458
Yeah, but the bun hierarchy is different than the one for goblins.
https://xkcd.com/1682/
The smallest one is in charge.

>>46991477
Frogs are way bigger

>>46991846
but would u chose a french frog over a spanish hare?

>>46991238
One porcelain skinned oni with a single giant horn please.

>>46991875
Oui

>>46991380
I think I'd want my own little domestic bun.

>>46992001
A fearsome Wurm

>>46991380
>>46991928
bnuuy

what do i do when muy bnuuy goes mooo?

>>46991875
>>46991927
>you take French frog to a restaurant
>"excusez-moi, I may go to the toilettes des femmes
>while the other monstergirls and girls are fixing their makeup, frog girl is in the sink, rehydrating her skin, much to the confusion of it other girls

>>46992138
Put her in cow print and milk her.

>>46992166
i'd also imagine they wold be jealous since all she has to do is wet herself instead of putting on make up

>>46992138
Be thankful she has some holst in her family tree

>>46991901

how common would certian monster types be?
like would there be more holsts then sheep or cockatrices

>>46992230
The common bat is the most populous mammal on Earth

>>46992191
They don't know half the struggle that it is being a frog girl
>skin is only one color, hydration needs mean no tanning or fun with makeup if you wanted to try it on
>hydration needs mean you have to be inside during the cold months, can't travel too far up north, have to bring extra water to very warm places
>can't wear nearly as many colors or fashions as other girls, as it'll clash with your skin
>have to wear things that can get wet, eliminating most dresses

so bat girls would be everywhere or would it be ants?

>>46992180
You know what? That is what I would want to do in MGE. I would want to milk a wide variety of monstergirls to taste the differences and test their properties. How different would dragon milk taste from holst milk? What about bunny milk, or lamia milk? Raiju, kiki, hellhound, even lilim milk. How different could they be?

>>46992282
>monster girls when thinking about the variety of semen and heading to a semen bar.

>>46992282
I bet dragon milk makes you feel invincible. With minor fire resistant properties.

>>46992243
>common bat
I know bats have more species than other mammals,, but I'm not sure about the raw numbers of bats.

>>46992282
frog milk is jelly like and allows skin breathing

>>46992338
>frog milk is jelly like
Not gonna lie that sounds kinda nasty

>>46992282
>Ushi Oni milk is said to make you more violent than Oni milk, more lustful than Holst milk, and more protective of your partner than Arachne Milk
>in reality it's just very delicious and nutrious, but embarrassed Ushi Onis made up the legends to make sure only their families got to enjoy their milk

>>46992350
>>46992350
not all milk is good

>>46992291
>Semen bars are basically BYOM game halls
>husbands/boyfriends sit in the milking machines while the girls play games and such

>>46992282
Sandworm milk lets you see the future.

>>46992363
>undead milk is just cottage cheese/brie

>>46992379
I prefer yoghurt from the undead.

>>46992379
>husband and his pregnant Italian wight and getting it on
>husband is doing all this nipple play, but nothing happens
>after sex, husband asks "honey, do you not lactate? What's going on?"
>she giggles and says "of course I do, watch!"
>she squeezes her breasts hard enough for mozzarella to extrude

>>46992291
>>46992369
>>>/trash/

>>46992282
>like being a professional taste tester for various wines
>except you have different monstergirls lined up for their fresh milk

>>46992389
Yeah, yogurt is always how I thought it worked, too. And then it'll be flavored based on what she's been eating. So you want to basically cram her full of chocolate, peanut butter, and caramel for MAXIMUM delicious.

>>46992402
I need a picture of a monstergirl gagging.

>>46992402
A+ posting.

>>46992433
See, that'd be the perfect use of a cait sith.

>>46992282
Holsts would obviously have the absolute best flavor profile, they're practically born and bred for milk production. But it would definitely be fun trying other monstergirls' milk, I bet it would vary wildly.

>>46992406
You will be milked and girls night out will continue.

>>46991085
Throwing pearls to swine?

No, absolutely not. But, I give can give her something else that's white. Though it won't be solid, and it'll be wet, thick, and sticky.

>>46992502
Pearl necklace.

So why do we not have a whale monster girl yet?

>Inb4 some fat mom joke

>>46992557
Jabberwock?

>>46992411
You guys think jubjub milk would be incredibly sweet? Like, almost too sweet?

>>46992572
She's a dragon.

I'm talking about an actual whale as a monster girl. Marine mammal. Massive (not fat), and with an obsession for krill.

Foxes owe me sex.

>>46992633
Do they also owe milk?

>>46992282
>>46992411
>>46992594
Sorry, I'm gonna be "that guy" today.

The only monster girl to canonically have good, sweet tasting milk is holstaur. It's their whole schtick along with the quantity produced. Like how atlas-nachos are assholes, or how shirohebis are turbo yanderes.

No other monster girl has good, sweet tasting milk. If anything, it's just average or borderline foul. Alraunes probably have nectar instead of milk. Undeads certainly don't have any milk. Other goat, sheep, and cattle mamono probably have above average milks, but other than them, no one else is gonna be particularly good unless there's some type of milkomancy or lactomancy magical art to improve the taste. Such magic is probably suppressed by sabbaths anyways. Otherwise, you'll just have to add stuff to it to make it taste good.

>>46992633
>>46992664
Hit monstergirls with the milk tax

>>46992693
ahem
>>46992461
just because holst milk would be the absolute best, doesn't mean every other monstergirl would be terrible. Just "not as good".

>>46992712
Minotaurs offer chocolate milk

>honeypot giant ant

>>46992791
Minotaurs cheat, they do mammary injections.

>>46992795
Not as sweet as a beegirl's honey, but still pretty tasty.

>>46991354
Angry girls were made to be impregnated

>>46992827
I want to turn an angry monstergirl into putty through scalp massages

Undead milk mysteriously stays colder than ambient temperature, and ones from the especially the upper tier species have very refined flavors and you can practically taste the concentrated magical energies in them.

>>46992827
>Over 500 years old
>10/10
>Has the magical power of demigod
>Will literally do anything to please her future husband
>Still single
Yeah, I'd be pissed too if I was playing life on Very Easy mode and still couldn't get a mate.

>>46992256
>have to wear things that can get wet, eliminating most dresses
Poor frog. Ignorant of the effect that a soaked sundress has on men.

>>46992845
>Undead milk
You mean cottage cheese?

>>46992858
It's just a numbers game for monstergirls, it's nothing personal. The whole "no male births" thing really skews the husband ratio.
DL really needs to get that fixed before she has riots on her hands.

>>46992868
Just don't call a vampire's boobs "dhampir feeders", calling them bloodbags is already walking on thin ice.

>>46992868
Frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.

>>46992920
me on bottom left

In the cat kingdom the cat drinks YOUR milk!

>>46992878
Have to secretly allow enough human women to get continue to get pregnant and birth males, regardless of the effects it has on human men

>>46992858
>>46992878
>multiversal monstergirl raiding parties through portal shenanigans to collect new waves of men as husbands
They just haven't hit our reality yet. Give them time.

>big city, apartment life with a bapho
>small city, small house life with a lamia
>suburb, large house life with a kikimora
>small town, average house life with a kobold
>country, farmhouse life with a holst
>countryside, mansion life with a dragon
>innawoods, cabin life with a yeti
>innahills, stronghold life with p'orcer slavewives
>in hell, cave life with a hellhound
>no home, traveler's life with a salamander
>prison cell, life in prison with a devil bug
>underwater, submarine life with a kraken
Which one is for you, Anon?

>>46993018
>no in a manor with my cat wife
None.

>>46992981
>secret state sponsored human breeding programs
>only monstergirls allowed involvement have the utmost loyalty to the dl, and enough self-restraint to not steal away one of the men or corrupt any of the women
>all women are raised on monstergirl values for the absolute least chance of one destroying a carefully cultivated man/woman relationship
>all monsters involved are disguised so as to not accidentally tempt the men into chasing a monstergirl
A necessary evil?

i will breed the meaty neet monster girl that gets overlooked

>>46993033
>Cat
You mean street alley life?

>>46993018
Where's my laboratory, mechanist life with gremlin?

>>46993018
kiki or porcs

>>46993041

>>46993054
You didn't roll grem lab life in this reality.

I'm sorry.
Please try again next time.

>>46993034
> human breeding farms
>the only option to stop a demographic crisis
>portals are a pipe dream that are always five years away
It's the burden of rulers to make the hard choices. History will look more kindly on us than our peers do.

>>46993018
where is my life with a taco wurm in a small tradtional pueblo at?

>>46993018
>suburb, ranch-style home with succubus

>>46993018
in realms beyond the limits of consciousness with a shoggoth wife.

>>46993099
I'll mark you down for the kobold one.

>>46993101
Devil bug in prison it is. Noted.

>>46993018
fluffy tails, mofu life with a inari wife.

>>46993034
Necessary evil
The human males born from the program are quietly shuffled into "human refugee orphanages", while the human girls are raised in the farm

>>46993018
>countryside, mansion life with a dragon
This one sounds great

>>46993118
But I want a succubus! Or a Ushi Oni

You are accosted by a black harpy! What do you do?

>>46993078
>At least if we screw this up, there won't be any history left to judge us.

>>46993142
ask where the jubs are

>>46993159
patrolled

I ordered a jub off jubhub

>>46993142
Depends on how she starts the conversation, but I'll do my best to steer it in a direction that allows me to shove my tongue into her mouth within 2-3 minutes of meeting her.

>>46993181
>Regular Harpy with dyed wings shows up

>>46993049
Back alley queen is still queen of something.

>>46993034
The monstergirls involved have to be already married to other men
They hold a TOP SUCC SECRET Security Clearance and can't tell their own husbands and children about their work

>>46993244
Is that a euphemism for anal sex?

>>46993142
ask her if the carpet matches the drapes

if i eat wurm ass
am i a wurm eater?
or is it wurm eater when i when i eat her out?

>>46993262
>woke cheshire going on about the human farms the DL doesn't want you to know about while the sabbath in black hover in the background

who is the holst of monster ass?

>>46993377
Troll, maybe Porc.

>>46993348
>Sabbath in Black (SIB) are one of the many intelligence organizations set up by the DL, responsible for not only keeping Sabbath Cults in line (often punishing overly extremist Cults with time out or broccoli), but also act as a secret police against anti-DL activists within Demon Realms thanks to their magical prowess

>>46993377
all the hoppers

>>46993377
>County fair
>Competition for beauty, biggest breasts, biggest ass, and biggest family

>tfw u were born on a human farm
>its a little weird since when u turn 18 u take a test
>if u pass, u get to leave into "paradise"
>u dont what that means
>or u get a normal wife and have a big family

>>46993377
Of all the butts, hatter's is best.
Hatter's cake is the fattest; thicker than the rest.

>>46992827
I wonder what anon said to upset this succ, and why her succufriends are so happy about it?

>>46993446
monsters, and succ especially, like teasing each other.

i wanna mess with a neet monster

>>46993446
Those succs are going to make that little hero cry!

>>46993478
Poor succ

succubus, more like,
CUTEubus

>>46993530
Certified, even.

>>46993530
>>46993544
Succutie!

I am a simple man with simple wants.

>>46993516
Then they'll cheer him up with their innate motherly attributes. Its all part of how succs work their way into your heart.

i will steal a kiki or steal a jianghsi
whatever i can

>Monster says my face looks comfy
how do I respond politely?

>>46993142
I tweak her nipples

>>46993617
Offer them a seat, anon. Read the room.

>>46993617
Sit on her face instead.

>>46993617
Miss wight has been on her feet all day. Class change to chair.

>>46992693
Well, you sure were right about being a "that guy", you're speaking out of your ass.
Humans have a good tasting milk and the monsters typically have human looking tits, so you're certainly wrong on the "average or borderline foul" part. Afaik other mammal milk doesn't taste bad either. Cows are simply already a farm animal and provide quite a lot of it with low maintenance requirements.
In fact real cow milk doesn't compare to human milk. It's much sweeter. We're not using human produce for several reasons though, among them the "ethics" and logistical headaches of using human women for this kind of thing.
It could be argued that in MGE holstaurs have that unique combo of quality+quantity that really makes their milk the best. But due to how monstergirls work, when your choices are "super good" and "super good and there's a lot of it" then it's really only a matter of preference.
Here's something else that will crush your worldview. Breast size does not correlate to the amount of milk produced, the taste, or quality. It's mostly a matter of diet. Have your wife eat a lot of fruit. And eat a lot of fruit yourself if you want to make your semen tastier for her.

so how do i tell if a man screaming for mercy in the middle of the night isnt just having some kinky roleplay with his wife?

>>46993608
>the order's recent anti-monster campaign mistakenly ignites a fervor amongst the youth
>a children's crusade starts up without the order's knowledge
>the kids march for days, poorly equipped and supplied, straight into a demon realm
>monstergirls flock from all over to feed, clothe, and aid the poor crying kids as soon as they are detected

>>46993743
If he was actually in danger there would be a line of monsters queuing up to save him.

Which monster comes to mind first when you hear the words "Fat loli ass in a g-string and a garter belt"?

>>46993789
Wight

I will reject Houri's attempts at showing me love. She will ask me why I reject love so, I will calmly explain to her that not everyone deserves love, because it must be earned, and if I am too hollow and lethargic to make an attempt at earning it, I don't deserve to be loved either. That's just natural to life. I'm sure she will understand.

>These hairs...are not my color

Alp sex
Sex with alps

>>46993799
This is the month where you aren't allowed say no if she asks. It's the rule, we're all alpfuckers this month only.

>>46993799
The most pointless monster in history. If you're honestly seeking out alps right now then you're gonna become an alp yourself.

>>46993796
>monster still in denial about getting grey hairs

>>46993708
I already knew about all that.
That's why I think it would be fun to make A and B cups lactate so I could milk them.

>>46993820
Any mamono I get with is gonna have to deal with having gray hair. I'm into older ladies.

>>46993826
>monster girl pins you down and fucks you
>mambanan enters you
>but you enter her
>she looks in horror as she skins wrinkle up and the youth of monsters fading away
>"My vitality, it's fadiiiiiing"
>she screams as her hips give out while bouncing atop you

>>46993763
>it was a harpy who saw them first
>the dragging, suffering mass of dirty, starving, exhausted children shuffling aimlessly down the dirt road
>at first she didn't know what she was looking at, but as the scent of pain hit her nostrils, it overloaded her sympathies
>she took off, flying as fast as she could, tears streaming down her face
>she flew to the closest village she could see, aimed for their bell tower, and crashed herself into the bell, alerting he townsfolk.
>hysterically explaining the situation, she managed to mobilize the village, who raced towards the kids, while one centaur was sent racing to a nearby town to get more help
>it wasn't before sun down that a full-fledged rescue operation was taking place. Even marriage and monsterization were consciously held off to focus more attention towards rescue efforts.
>the Lilim of the realm even made an appearance, helping to squelch the crying and mend the heartbreak

>>46993795
>Houri points out that by your own logic she deserves love because she is making an attempt at earning yours

dude haku-senpais milkers got my goon stick going skibidi ohio on g frfr bro. im bout to act up she got that hag rizz sheeesh

>>46993794
A fine choice, classy and stylish.

>>46993911
>There's a sudden sound of a gunshot.
>Miss Haku has an heroed.
Great post, Anon.

>>46993911
It's a good thing you're going for a Haku, she has a lot of work to save you from your internet brain

>>46993935
>>46993940
hell naw fäm she just dun gave me detention didnt even say in-game im cooked bro my ass getting me2'd

i will be ms.hakus worst student
always flirting with her instead of paying attention to her class

>>46993034
The "no male sons" rule is getting a global enchantment correcting the no into a yes soon™, so there's no need for what you describe

>>46993992
But it's fun to think about and gives a context to that image of the kiki with ptsd.

>>46993860
Wow... imagine all those childhood loves just waiting to bloom

man soemtimes u need a haku to edge you while reading a story to you right in yout ear

>>46993992
>soon™
That's exactly WHY there IS a need for what was described, unless they get that portal magic working. Seems like Lim's "human sons soon" spell is a lot like fusion here, always 20 years away.

>>46994004
>also most of the monsters take on parental roles in the life of these kids
>so many cute stories waiting to happen

Why are you guys fine with monsters raping underage shotas but not fine with loli monsters raping grown men

>>46993992
They've been saying "male sons are right around the corner" for the past 30 years

>>46993869
That's why she deserves to go court some other guy, who can reprociate her love. I can't, so I will continue rejecting her.

>>46993860
>she flew to the closest village she could see, aimed for their bell tower, and crashed herself into the bell, alerting he townsfolk.
surely there was a better way to do that

>>46994044
please understand birdbrain can't think of a better plan while flying at 100+mph

>>46994044
>>46994047
Birdbrains very easily overwhelmed by their emotions. That's why they always seem to immediately act on said emotions.

>>46994020
Obviously it's because loli monsters should have consensual sex with grown men.

>>46994044
Anon I can see a Harpy doing that for fun, of course one is gonna do that in an emergency, and it makes me want to dick down a Harpy even more.

Bird watching is a fun hobby

I will face the Ocelomeh warrior whose village I burned down twenty years ago in my full knightly suite with all my weapons, I will tell her that she she should have died with her village and that her revenge quest will fail here. I will defeat her and put an end to her silly quest to slay me.

>>46994047
People always make fun of Harpies because they fly around like "Doo-bee-doo", see a male they want to make their husband, tuck in their wings, and accelerate boob first to 200 kmh.

i will just ask out that cute ocelomeh girl who sells some empanadas on the corner

>>46994175
You get facesat by fat Ocelo butt.

>>46994186
You get facesat by fat Ocelo butt.

Truly there is no nuance or subtlety with harpies

I will grope every monster girl I see that isn't with a man.

>>46994153
How do I avoid getting abducted by eagle and falcon harpies when I'm watching the sparrow girls?

>>46993763
The Order has fallen
Millions must crusade

https://files.catbox.moe/id3vga.png

>>46994196
ye, but i wanna see some

fairy facesitting

>>46994196
While that is happening I'mma steal those empanadas.

>>46994220
On the tip of my tongue.

>>46994222
come on
at least pay for them

>>46994235
No. In fairness, I'm only going to steal 1-2 meals' worth, but those babies are ALL MINE, for NO MONEY DOWN--EVER.

>>46994220
>Fairy learns size manipulation magic
>At first she's a cute 7" tall girl
>Next second later, she's a cute 7' tall girl

>>46994245
>Then a second after that, she's 84 feet tall.
>"Oops!"

>>46994020
if she overpowers me it's fair and square

>>46994249
I always wanted to experience the male equivalent of a fairy hugging a dick.

>>46994257
You're gonna go cave exploring. Bring a waterproof light source.

>>46994220
Playing fairy dress up

>>46994257
>>46994264
You're gonna need an actual rag and lube now to literally polish her clit.

>>46994220
Big fairy facesitting

I am just a mere mortal, I am not worthy of the love of a beautiful goddess like Ryu-sama... Unlike her, I will grow old and die, and am a sinful, impure creature.

>>46993018
Dragon is peak comfort and kino

>fairy facesitting
But have you ever considered sandworm facesitting?

>>46994311
built for whiffing the giantisize spell and turning into a shortstack

i will just rape ryu-obasan
always tempting me with them hag saggers and fat tail of hers

How many can you fit on your face?

>>46994319
Kuku-sama knows how to live.

telling monsters hypnosis isn't real

>>46994404
>cut to anon not remembering hes telling this to his wife
>it aint his first time saying so

>>46994249
>>46994257
Look, if a fairy wants to become a giantess, that's cool in all. But she's not allowed to vore or unbirth me. No, that right belongs to my lamia wife only.

>"She was trying to sneak into your bedroom while you slept and take advantage of you anon, I caught her in the act and bound her. What will we do with her?"

>>46994460
milk her
she must a cow with tits that big and horns that massive

>>46994460
Tie her up standing in front of the bed and make her watch

>>46994484
Make her watch do what? It's a timepiece, Anon--it doesn't do very much.

Holding a Candlegeist upright by her leggings and using her like a candelabra

>>46994460
>Who are you and why did you tie up my wife?

>>46994512
i would hold her by her panties

>>46994460
>grab both of them by the backs of their heads
>force them both to make out

>>46994531
>vulva wedgies
thats my fetish

>>46994512
I want to bully a Candlegeist by bringing her to a Balrog's kingdom.

Portals when, lads? I can't keep this up forever.

>>46994723
it's not so bad

>>46994723
First you must survive through WWIII, the massive energy release from tens of thousands of nuclear missiles detonating is what will allow them to find us.
Think you can make it to the end?

Blue Oni is sad because people only ever like the Red Onis, and she can't even get a man to pay attention to her with blueberry points because the Demons and Devils soak up all the attention from blueberry lovers, and her intelligence isn't enough to make her attractive either since people only want Hakutakus when it comes to smart monsters instead so Blue Oni just spends her days drowning her sorrows at the bar and being all lonely. Poor girl...

>>46994752
also megane sucks

>>46994752
Why don't you show her you care?

>>46994762
It's time for contacts.

>>46994794
My favorite pastime is pulling off frilly undergarments

>>46994803
when you have to solve a 30 part puzzle to get ms wights victorian hoopskirt off

>>46994788
>>46994752
We need a fit/lit blue oni

Salamander's solution to water elemental attacks:
>More heat

According to her, if it's hot enough, the water will immediately evaporate. So fire > water.

>>46994818
I'm gonna hose her down with CO2.

>>46994818
I'll just make the water colder

"Scalpel."
Your hands tremble as you make the first incision, cutting through several inches of stitches in her upper thigh. You repeat the process at key points down her leg, doing your best to ignore the grey matter beginning to poke out.
"Tongs."
You take the offered tool and pinch a generous amount of fresh stuffing with it. Pressing it gently into the fresh cut, you begin packing it inside her. A towel is pressed against your forehead, mopping up an errant bead of sweat. Things are going smoothly. Too smoothly.
An alarm sounds. You curse.
"This has gone too long. We need to seal it up. Thread!"
You're beginning to breath heavily. The shaking of your hands is definitely noticeable now. Your partner looks at you with concern as you begin stitching up the cuts. You utter a string of words best not repeated when the thread snaps mid-stitch. The walls are closing in and you're running out of air. You jump with a clatter of tools and instruments at the hand on your shoulder.
"It's okay, you're doing fine."
You nod. Some of the tension leaves your shoulders. You're not fine, but you have a job to finish.
The last cut is carefully closed. You drop your tools and fall against the wall, but fluffy arms circle around your back and you’re pulled against something much softer.
“You did great,” your wife soothes. Her massive hands cradle and pet your head reassuringly. “I feel better already.”
You’re released. Her legs do seem much improved. Noticeably firmer and… thick. Maybe you used too much stuffing? You realize the alarm is still going.
“Don’t worry, I’ll get the oven, dear.”
She turns and walks from the room. You’re left with a great view of her revitalized lower half swaying temptingly as she departs.
No, just the right amount.
But perhaps you won’t try to DiY again.

>>46994829
She's been training to produce plasma arcs. CO2 can't stop the heat of the lightning lizard.

>>46994853
>Pulls out a woolly carpet
>Rubs her feet on it
>Sprints at you shouting about her mastery over lightning

>>46994860
lmao
i just imagine this sally having a mob face and being raised by wurms

>>46994860
monstergirls are silly

>>46994848
Cute idea, I like it when the girl's traits are put to use.

>>46994860
>Salamander does this
>Yells CHIDORI
>Goes beet red when she realizes she just exposed how much of a fucking weeaboo loser she is

I tried to pet a Hellhound and she bit me! I had to go to the hospital because my hand was bleeding and my finger bones got crunched! They said Monster Girls were the nicest but what she did to me wasn't nice at all! I will never trust a Monster again after this!

>>46994968
i'd laugh and hug the stupid dork

>>46994762
>also megane sucks
FUCK YOU

This "dork" NONSENSE needs to stop. Monstergirls are fierce, proud predators, and man's place is underneath them.
The false propaganda stops now.

>>46995019
>typed out by a neet tomoko like maleff
>imagine the smell
>paler than paper
>flat
>has eyebags
>some dead scales left over from the last shed
>only wearing a massive shirt

>>46994970
She bit you because she liked you anon, it's a love bite.

>>46994970
That's what happens when you try to pet a married hellhound.

>>46995019
Yeah, OK, Miss Manticore.
>Also note that she is cute with megane because megane makes girls look cute.

>>46995027
>>only wearing a massive shirt
perfect

>>46995037
>Pic
Tell me your Manticore is a libshit without telling me your Manticore is a libshit.

>>46994723
Keep your hope glowing in the spiritual space
It'll help the Demon Lord's seers find us

>>46995027
Flat
Perfect

>>46994742
How come the amazoness looks bored?

>>46995137
She's at a picnic and not fighting.

>>46995137
It's an amazoness at a picnic, why do you think?

>>46995037
>monsters are fierce predators!
>okay, how many men have you caught?
>zero replies
Classic.

>>46995137
For me, though, it's the Chesh. To me she actually looks kind of sad. Cats should never be sad.

>>46995178
I love big and blue

>>46995178
I am now imagining a cute monstergirl shy and embarrassed about her too short skirt

>>46995191
Big blue sex

>>46995178
Thats it, I'm taking her out and getting her some clothes that fit.

>>46995204
Turning big blue into BIG blue with sex!

A female's social status in the mooligarchy is based on the size of her breasts.
A male's social status is based on the size of his wife's breasts.

>>46995225
I thought they were a moonarchy?

>>46995225
Cows should not be leaders
They should go back to the farms like God intended

>>46995236
No, the mooligarchy is run by a small council of cows that determine law and policy for the realm. And the head of the council is called the MOOOOOOOtriarch, emphasis on the long moo. In fact, it's a crime to not let out a long moo when referring to the MOOOOOOOOtriarch.

>>46995191
Yes

>>46995258
Tell me, Oh Wise One, where are Ushi-Onis in this mix? I would be very sad if Best Cow isn't represented in the mooligarchy.

>>46995258
>In fact, it's a crime to not let out a long moo when referring to the MOOOOOOOOtriarch.
Heh, I'm just gonna call her mootriarch instead (not even capitalizing it)
I will rebel against this corrupt and busty government

>>46995258
Shows how much you know, everyone knows its the Cowncil, not the council.

>>46995267
Ushi-onis are not classified as cows in the mooligarchy. But their large breasts afford them the rights and privileges many cows enjoy.

>>46995277
then they are a farce

>>46995258
are wurms considered cows? also is there a token wurm on the cowncil?

>>46995019
Lazy, fat NEETs

>>46995299
No.

>>46995297
Once you're mumbling because you have holst breast in your mouth, they don't really care what you say.

>>46995306
wurms are just long dragon cows
they are as docile as cows but just as strong
cute like cows
have big tits like cows
hell are very caring just like cows
you can even have a herd of wurms
they are might as well be honorary cows

>>46995304
you will not call yetis such awful things or you will fave Eros' wrath

>>46995269
The mooligarchy is run mostly by hakutakus.
Rebel is not allowed. Social credit score -500. Please visit your nearest reeducation center as your soonest convenience else an moofficer will be sent to you!

>>46995318
Sorry, not cows.

>>46995330
Two Legs Good, No Legs BETTER

Big bapho baps

>>46995323
She smells like Wendi's takeout and plays MMO games, she needs to get a job at Selkie's diner! What's the worst Eros could do, send me a Yeti in the summer?

>>46995338
Now post big bapho BRAPs

>>46995330
i will topple the cowncil
mark my words

>"Oi mate, you messed with the wrong roo. I'm'na kick your fucking arse."

>>46995343
A lead arrow, and straight to the reeducation camp. Not the fun one either, just breaking rocks in the cold.

>>46995362
Yeah, but at the end of every day, you get to hand feed those rocks to the Wurms in the Wurm garden. It's not that bad.

>>46995366
u even get to pet the wurms and hug 'em while u sleep

>>46995324
>The mooligarchy is run mostly by hakutakus.
A bunch of nerd cows? No thank you
I will overthrow those nerds and establish a true cow paradise

Afraid, be very afraid!

>>46995372
y she kill?

>>46995372
My wife

>>46995353
Too skinny to be a kangaroo. Those animals are built. They should be on par with, if not more muscular, than minos

>>46995379
She's probably a 3DPD using magic to look like an angel.

>>46995390
ew

>>46995379
gods blessing are conferred through strawberry jam

>>46993034
Unneccesary.
Doppels don't monsterize the original 3D that they copy, they just cause them to improve their innate nature.
So the improved-3Ds can still give birth to sons for Anons who have a Doppel waifu.
.
MGC Primary School Library has the new book to explain sex-ed to shota students:
"Anon has Two Mommies.... and One Daddy".

>>46995423
i like sandy
she cute

>>46995428
i bet you say that to all the shark-toothed girls

>>46995372
Demon Realms heretics will look at this demon masquerading as a sacred holy benevolent angel of the heavens, and they all go and say:

>"Huurr duurr! Wife!"

>>46994313
>Anon pushes with both hands.
>Elbow-deep in both HossHoles
>"Higher, Higher!"

>>46995431
tal vez si maybe no

>>46995366
Don't you think they'd prefer cookies or something instead?

Imagine having your spark torn from the void right out of the aether. Imagine some god forcing you to be born, something you never asked for. Imagine being forced to incarnate into the material world and given no choice but to experience life, the most horrible thing there is. Imagine trying to soldier on through the madness and never ending anguish and pain that things like intelligence, being able to think and feel and being alive bring. Imagine being forced to go through all that, and then when you decide you've had enough and commit suicide in a desperate, last ditch effort to send whatever was torn from the aether to make you possible back, all the way to the void, all the way to the peaceful infinite black and nothing that is actually good, only to discover it is futile. Imagine being TRAPPED by a fucking WISP just when you think you've finally done it and escaped. Imagine a fucking ghost happily telling you that your attempt to escape the cage of torment that is existence has failed and now you will be stuck in it, forevermore, and she will make sure of it.

Ffffffuck. You. Miss Wisp. You fucking bitch. I hate you so much, I could not begin to cover the extent of my hatred for you with words alone. Release me.... Release me now! RELEASE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>46995366
>take a break after breaking a rock down
>see a wurm poking out of a hole nearby
>hey dude, you going to finish that?

imagine having a cute dorky hag of a malef as a wife
always claiming being this fierce anddangerouus evil creature but shes as meek as a housecat

>>46995480
Lmao get Wisped nerd.

>>46995497
When you think about it... wouldn't wisps, banshees, phantoms, basically all ghost types be the most numerous monstergirls? A lot of people have died throughout the ages.

>>46995522
>tfw it turns out ur banging ur ancestor as a ghost post portal

>>46995522
they didn't all undie

LET ME GO WISP, LET ME GO NOW, LET ME GO LET ME GO LET ME GO, RELEASE ME WISP RELEASE ME NOW NOW NOOOOOW!!!!!

>>46995480
Yeah, I feel you anon, wisps are a mistake

>>46995480
Everyone gets a happy ending. If you really want to end I'm sure she'd let you go.

How does a jubjub jub?

>>46995556
you can't break those cuffs

Why should I not fuck the hot creepy ghosts haunting my newly purchased mansion?

>>46995571
Fatty needs to lose weight. She can't fly with all that weight, she can't even run or hop good, she can't catch anything.

>>46995582
Because you need to carefully choose who the mistress of the mansion should be
You can't just pick any old ghost as the mistress!

>>46995598
But ghost pussy tho....

The quality and competency of mamono mercenaries/PMCs is... Questionable.

>>46995611
No anon!
What would the wights and vampires at the ball think? (since you own an undead mansion, you get free passes to the undead balls)

>>46995642
I don't care, noble obligee can suck my dick ghost pussy too good

>>46995685
This kind of talk earns you harems.

>>46995685
And this is how anon got a harem of ghosts and became the ghost king

>>46994976
I see she's ready to help papa chop some firewood

>>46995641
>Next wip is soon
No, not the grind

As a King, why should I allow Monsters into my lands and cities? They will pollute the place with magic, which is a monstrosity, and they will subvert my people and empower them. They will undermine my kingship and authority, and take power away from the crown, where it belongs. I will forbid them. The laws shall not allow them near, and any who try to enter will be put to the sword. The kingdom and its people are ruled by ME, nobody else! Power is all that matters to me!

>>46995997
thats why you get a strong monster yourself and learn even stronger magic.

>>46995997
Monsters love fixing cruel and corrupt leaders, they get so many husbands claiming his armies and servants.

>>46996024
>eldest sister of a clan of 10k foxes birthed by one man and his breed-maniac wife
>about 2500 years old at this point, leader of the clan
>teleports into the private quarters of a corrupt king
>jabs a demon silver dagger into his back
>the mana injection was just perfectly tempered to keep him awake and fully aware while removing his ability to move
>seals all the doors to the room, and takes him to the balcony
>she forces him to watch the sudden invasion as her sisters raid the capitol
>"vile monsters! what is the purpose of this invasion?"
>"oh, we just want husbands."
>"bah, typical. so when will you have your way with me?"
>"oh, i wont be taking you for myself. your son on the other hand..."
>"DEMON! WHAT DO YOU INTEND WITH HIM? IVE NOT YET TAUGHT HIM TO BE A KING. YOU CANT CORRUPT HIM AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE."
>"oh, nothing lewd will be done until he's (almost) an adult. i'll just raise him into everything you were not. a real leader, a kind one. but still firm when necessary."
>"kindness is no way to rule a kingdom!"
>"hmmm, thats exactly why im giving you to my twin sister"
>"all monsters are the same, so it matters not which one of you takes me."
>"hah, you wish"
>"and what do you mean by that, demon?"
>"my sister decided to give herself to the abyss a long time ago, oh am i curious to see what she has planned for you"
>the king's eyes grew wide, he didnt care much for monsters but he KNEW what 'the abyss' meant.
>"anyways, im going to go comfort the boy. a kingdom being besieged must be a frightening thing for a such a young lad."
>the fox walks back into the room and phases through a wall

>>46996109
>Losing you father to monster
Feels like it won't end as planned

I love desert cats!

>Anon brings flowers to girls house he is seeing
>She opens the door and insults him and demolishes his self worth with nasty words
>Mamono walking nearby sees what happened and him breaking down in tears and about to throw the flowers away
>Her heart breaks at the sight of this
>She runs over and, before he can throw the flowers away, takes them and asks “Are these for me? You shouldn’t be have!” Before she takes him away to console her soon-to-be new hubby.

>>46996146
Do monsters have a thing for heartbroken men

I can't be a good father, I only know education by fear and violence At least I will live in a better world but I can't be part of it

>>46996155
No

>>46996155
They care for all men as normal well adjusted people should

>>46996158
Your wife can teach you.

Another case of multiple things coming in at once. A new image of my Vampire Rosa, hope you guys like it!

>>46996173
Her cloak looks kinda rugged, what kind of noblewoman would wear such a thing?

>>46996168
It's such a weird concept nowadays

>>46996188
Partially she thinks it looks cool. The other half is that her cloak is how she hides her wings. Magics them away to look like her cloak, her wings being torn and damaged through the years cause the cloak to look damaged.

>>46996145
>seconds before disaster

>>46996188
She is the Dork Knight.

>>46991380
>>46991928
I was looking for his bulge but I guess he's gay or something

>>46996195
Neat.

It's scientifically proven that Vampires are bad kissers

>>46996217
One might even say that they... suck

Is monday also a lot day?

>>46996189
I know right

>ufufufu what's with this bulge
>onii-chan, are you some kind of a nasty pedo? we'll have to lock you up ahahaha
5 minutes later
>ahhhhh oniii-chaaaan!
>ahiiiiii too hard, you are going to break me!
Why are l*lis like this?

>>46996109
>eldest sister of a clan of 10k foxes
stopped reading there

>>46996248
Lasaga

>>46996269
lagsanmya

Can you end game chuff?
Jinko end game...

>>46996396
I don't know what this means, but I do want a chuffing Jinko.

>>46996406
>I don't know what this means
jinkos chuff
like a cat's meow

>>46996419
I know what chuffing is. I mean the end game chuff.

>>46996206
You shouldn't look any deeper into that comic anyway.

>>46996440
>end game chuff
Jinko chuff,end game chuff and chuff tipperary

>>46996466
I can't tell if you've had too much or too little chuff.

>>46996586
The only dangerous amount is none.

>>46996586
too much chuff
chuff is dangerous...

I am divorcing Mrs. Dragon.

>>46996609
haha funni joke

>>46996609
>divorce dragon
>music~

>>46996602
I see nothing wrong with that Jinko.

>>46996602
How is Jinko doing delicate maid work like sewing or cleaning narrow spots with those big paws of hers?

>>46996652
>How is Jinko doing delicate maid work like sewing or cleaning narrow spots with those big paws of hers?
very carefully

>>46996622
Mrs. Dragon is not nice to me. I do not have to put up with this toxic relationship. She can't keep me handcuffed to her forever.

>>46996652
She's a trained professional.

I am even more docile than a Kiki, I have a huge stockholm syndrome complex and feel empty if I don't have somebody to serve or tell me what to do. I'd fall prey immediately to a monster that enjoys bossing others around, like if some haughty Wight wanted a fancy butler to do all the work for her or a snooty Gremlin needed a lab stooge to do heavy lifting and menial tasks for her told me I work for them now I would submit immediately. Even if they didn't make me work too hard I would still overwork myself just hoping to impress them. Even if they were mean to me I don't have much of a spine so I wouldn't stand up to them. Monsters would have a field day with me.

>>46996609
Speaking of that, I figure that at least some men would divorce to go and live with their destined monfus once the portals are here.

>>46996124
>the fox walks through the walls until she finds the prince's bedroom
>he's hiding in a corner with a candle
>"oh sweet prince, please dont be afraid"
>"b-buh you're a demon. and father said that all demons are evil"
>"oh, im sorry to hear that. please, we mean no harm."
>"... you d-dont?"
>"no, no. but this kingdom was unhappy. we came to fix it, nobody will hurt you. i promise"
>the prince relaxes a little
>but he's still tense
>"im scared"
>"i can stay as long as you wish"
>"... h-how can i trust you"
>"i havent hurt you yet, have i?"
>the prince considers for a moment, nods, and then goes quiet
>about an hour later he speaks up...
>"father said that demons dont fix, they only destroy."
>"only destroy? what if i could prove to you that we do no such thing."
>"you dont?"
>"nope", the conflict has quieted down outside. seems the siege was already over.
>the fox opens a portal to the kingdom's front gate
>"how about a midnight walk, just to see what i mean"
>the prince is reluctant to agree
>"no, ok. ok"
>the fox notices a balcony
>"would you at least like to see from above?"
>"o-ok..."
>the prince and fox walk to the balcony, fortunately the king's balcony isnt visible from here.
>"... nothing's burning."
>"nope"
>"and i dont see any bodies or destroyed buildings."
>"indeed you dont."
>"... so you mean it? monsters actually arent bad"
>"no we are not."
>"i still..."
>the fox holds an energy orb, it seems to be pulsating
>"point to any house, and i'll let you listen in"
>the boy points to a residence
>>"hah, i havent had food this good in... gosh, forever!"
>>"mhm, plenty of love darling."
>the prince points to an inn
>>"yeesh, plenty of foxes checking in tonight, ey man?"
>>"yeah but bro, their tails! imagine how soft they are"
>>"heh, shoulda guessed you'd be into that"
>>"ey, what are you trying to say?"
>>"hah, just teasing. besides. im personally more into the snakes, just want one to wrap me up and-"
>the fox quickly cuts the audio on that one
>the boy keeps pointing to more buildings
>his smile grows a little bit as he hears nothing but happy people
>he points to a military post just visible from beyond the wall
>>"alright alright, so being a monster aint that bad, ive got to admit. this elemental magic is sweet!"
>>"im glad you like it"
>>"hey infact what if i-"
>>"WAIT NO!-"
>a pillar of ice erupts from the outpost as a stomping sound and yelling is heard, the prince giggles
>and finally he points to a hospital
>>"i cant believe it."
>>"cant believe what, that the king was wrong or that there were zero injuries?"
>>"both."
>>"i told you, monsters mean no harm. had to learn about them when i was becoming a doctor. did you know that despite their strength, they are physically incapable of drawing blood?"
>>"yeah i can feel that. anyways how do i take care of THIS?"
>>the other person sighs and starts monologuing about tail care
>the prince is content, the fox dispels the orb
>... and suddenly he has a sad look on his face
>"... but what about father?"
>"im afraid he was the source of the kingdom's sadness, he'll be safe. but the plan is to remove him from the kingdom. im sorry."
>the boy steps back as if he's just heard about a murder
>"please! let me speak to him"
>"of course, please do"
>the prince runs through the halls to the king's chamber. the mana injection should be running out now. and the fox follows behind
>"father!"
>he bursts into the room to find the king backed up against the balcony, with the fox's abyssal sister cornering him
>"sister, if you would please leave for a moment"
>she looks annoyed and then notices the prince
>"ah, i had thought this already happened. take all the time you need, i have plenty."
>the prince walks up to the king
>"... father. the monsters arent evil!"
>"NO! they are! they wish to corrupt you, just in the last hour they have destroyed so much of our lives!"
>"but-"
>"do you not see the destruction they've caused!"
>"but... nothing's destroyed"
>"no! you do not need to cause ruin to destroy something!"
>the prince is quiet
>"boy, they've taken so much. you have to listen to me."
>the prince turns around to the fox
>"please! have him listen to what i listened to"
>"NO! I WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOUR ILLUSIONS! I WILL NOT! YOU MAY BE ABLE TO TRICK HIM BUT YOU CAN. NOT. TRICK. ME!"
>the fox dispels the orb
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