/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reminder every monster you come across can and will be your own personal milk maid.
No, you drinking her milk is not negotiable.

I choose wurm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDjfLpbfR4o

Do you trust this creature

It's hoss time.

>>46976713
I trust fox because I know fox will never trick me

>>46976689
what if i say i'd much prefer some nice round peaches instead

>>46976713
I trust my own fox.

>"You are out of uniform, soldier. Where is your combat armor?"
>The high elf officer says slyly and coyly
>"Oh? You don't have any? *Tsk* *tsk* And you expect me to believe that, Private? The truth is you irresponsibly lost an pricy piece of Military-issue equipment. Which means that kit you lost is coming out of your pay, which also means YOU are going to be working in this Elven Army for the next 510 years. Which is the amount of time and years it will take for you to pay back that piece of hardware. Now sweetie- I mean Private. Report to the armory to get yourself a new kit and then reports back to Me. Dismissed, do not keep me waiting, Private Anon."

>>46976713
stirrup sock never betray

>>46976725
Peaches and cream?

I met a cute white horn in the forest the other day. However, she had weirdly long legs and walked in an unusual and aggressive manner. Is this normal?

You forgot to milk the evil out of her.

>>46976743
that's a spider

>>46976744
Hmm...doesn't seem evil enough. Better skip milking again this week.

>Cat
>dog
>fox
It makes sense.

>>46976744
ah fuk, well aint no time like the present
also would a yan holst be mad if she smelt i drank lactaid milk

For a mere 500 yen she promises to escort you to the nearby shrine. You will remain unmolested by monsters for the duration of the journey.

>>46976744
Why the fuck does she have a clamshell phone!? Bitch! It's 2020s! Ditch that old tech and get yourself at least a budget or lower end midrange android phone.

>>46976791
i've heard that's the going rate of 1 mofu

>>46976791
Her tail is so FUCKING BIG

>>46976758
>acient evil holstaur with massive breasts
>the reason she's evil is because she hasn't been milked for thousands of years

>>46976791
i can rough out on my own, dont need no one but me and my beloved bfr in 45/70 demon silver, it can even take down a 10 ft ushi oni with a single shot
But does she know where a man can get a stiff drink

I love my wife's abs!

>>46976791
this other lady said she'd do it for 100 yen. and there was this extra safe shortcut through the woods

>>46976862
The Ronin of zipangu are quite the thing to see

>>46976859
Ugly V jaw

Old, lonely Baphomets.

>>46976791
Maybe so, but the contract does not protect her fluffy bits from ME

>>46976791
>Pay the lady
>Escorted to shrine
>When we get there she's all like, "Welcome to my shrine!"
>Then she molests me.
I don't know what I was expecting.

>>46976689
>>46976718
I want to milk horses

>>46976825
All subres foxes have huge tails. It's where all their mana is stored.

>>46976924
>mana is stored in the tail
>evil is stored in the breasts
I'm learning so much

>>46976828
How does one milk cheese out of a breast?

>>46976904
I've been practice critical reading to prepare myself for a demon contract, saw that a mile away.

>>46976939
you can learn all sorts of stuff with foxes

>>46976828
Truly a terrible tragic backstory. Won't there be a hero to take the task of draining her evil upon himself?

If mana is stored in the tail and evil is stored in the breasts... what is stored in the ovaries

>>46976887
She's one more lonely night spent binding on icecream away from heading to a bar and pretending to be a satyros

>>46976970
Sin.

>>46976958
>Milk all of the evil out of a cow
>She's flat now
>Well, maybe a little evil is okay...

I am destitute and bitter and harbor selfish desires for material goods and entertainment and riches under the belief that it will make me feel better over my unluckiness and poorness and make me feel happiness for once.

>>46976973
>a cup holstaur
sounds kinda cute

>>46976887
She's one more lonely night spent binging on icecream away from heading to a bar and pretending to be a satyros

>>46976983
I SAW THAT

>>46976988
Very good. Have a sag hag

>>46976979
there are precious few sightings in the wild
might be a myth

>>46976992
Nice. That's my prefered body type anyway.

>>46976992
Is that sag? Have I gone hag blind?

>>46977011
It is sag yes. Fatty tissue tends to sag when not in a bra.

>>46976970
the hopes and dreams of a better future

>>46976974
Then kill yourself hobo.
>waaahhhh I'm poor!!! I deserve to be given lots of money and a brand new plasma tv and PS5 and car so I feel happy
No you don't.

>>46977018
Depends. Monstergirls have been known to have gravity defying tits.

>>46977011
the monster fears the sag inspector

>>46977028
Nah her tits are being propped up by her arms in that image. I can still make out her clavicle because she has some massive fucking hooters on her chest that while big, are also firm. Which means she's not a hag. That Elf is 100% a hag because they lack the firmness to not hang there like two suicide notes stuffed into a low front cut dress the moment you make fun of her dried up ovaries.

The orange one's mine. Back the fuck up.

what if your mg is a cheeky brat?

>>46976707
Gimme that unicorn stink to purify my home.

>>46977043
>The orange one's mine. Back the fuck up.
You sound like me with popsicles when I was a kid.

>>46977038
This does not negate the point.

>>46977047
Sandworms are immune from being brats. They're too good and pure for that.

>>46977047
Boarding school.

>>46977047
Miss Cheshire is ready to prove that she is VERY cheeky.

>>46977055
Yes it does because I'm a certified hag inspector.

>>46977066
only a slightly lower turnover rate than pizza delivery boy

>>46976970
Monsters. The exact same result goes for the output of human ovaries. Yes, I know.

>>46977157
Well yes because hags are easy to read and unfortunately for them I am still spry and limber. Though there was a nasty scrape with an Oni hag the other day...

Remember that Zipangu centaurs are slighter and shorter than their western cousins.

If you're ever sexually threatened by any type of beastgirl, go for the ears or the tail. Those are their weakest points.

Imagine this.

You're in bed with your two monster wives on your California King sized bed. On one size you have your 7'6" troll wife as the big spoon. You're the medium spoon. And your 4' 2" tall dormouse wife as the smallest spoon.

Imagine the conflict of smells. Raw troll stink and the sweet, syrupy, sugar smell of your dormouse.

>>46977279
this but small fox and big fox.

>>46977316

>>46977279
fuck my erection would be unending and i would not have a chance to have a damn hour of sleep, end up looking like a mummy

>>46977328
You'll eventually fall asleep.

>>46977326

>>46977326
Now imagine that pungent fox aroma... mamonobama'd. It is now suddenly a very comforting and alluring aphrodisiac.
It also affects themselves and other foxgirls

>>46977335
true but i have work in the morning and i dont think, i fucked my wives so hard i can barely see straight aint an excuse

>>46977338
imagine the smell >>46977326

>>46977342
The thumbnail made me think this was that fox vtuber for a second.

>>46977459
You'll have to be more specific, there's a lot of those.

I need a lineup of a cheshire, nekomata, werecat, and sphinx all doing the sad cat dance.

>>46977468
This one.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/shirakami_fubuki?z=2

>>46977215
>and when succubi experience arousal and desire towards men, their tails waggle in an alluring manner as if to express those feelings

Does the same apply towards dragons?

>>46977531
She's kinda cute. I was thinking of a different one myself.

>>46977215
>>46977550
Excited monstergirls are a balm for the soul

>>46977550
Yes.

>>46977231
Why is the Shoggoth, the infinitely more powerful being than a male, so often depicted as a meido? If anything, it's far more likely the male would be a butler to her

>>46977600
Anon...

>>46977600
every maid can kick your ass but they often choose not to

I'm gonna fuck my boss.

>>46977609
This maid is a massive slut

ms candlegeist is very pretty

>>46977632
Going to have her and a Chochin-Obake lead me about the house...or at least get a schedule for the evenings.
Even if I don't need light to get around the house.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that loyal retainers are but a half-step away from being a wife.
So your centaur marshal is 'well equipped' to do more than help you manage your forces.

I want to serve the Shoggoth instead. I am going to kneel to a Shog and tell her, "Mighty emissary of the cosmos! This humble mortal shall do whatever you wish of him!"

>>46977734
>shoggy tells you to stop being silly while shoving some shogloaf into your mouth

Sleep mouse is overpowered

Remember that some sagging is fine for very ancient beings

>>46977607
>>46977609
What? You're telling me there's not one open position for hired help at some monstergirl estate's hidden forest mansion/huge downtown condo/snobby royal palace? Especially not one where I might be forced to comply with the whims of the occupant(s)?

>>46977791
but can she escape if you tie her up in a sleeping bag?

>>46977812
You can NOT resist the urge to headpat.

>>46977808
Shogs are not it. They derive all pleasure, sexual or otherwise, from serving a man. If you are not letting her serve you at every opportunity, you are abusing your shoggoth.

>>46977599
*GASP* Lady Furina from Genshin Impact!?

>>46977612
>don't think you can lick your way out of this one, Anon!
>said the demon before Anon licked his way out of that one too.

I will become a knight in black and block the roads and tell all the Monsters traveling it that they cannot pass.

>Silence fills the empty grave now that I have calmed. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on. I will ask and you will answer.

Looking sad while leaning on the side of a bridge for an extended period of time in MGC!

They told me I'd feel better if I started practicing being charitable and that the Eros church was a good place to tithe and that you get blessed for doing it there so I went to the local Eros church and donated some money and the Houri there said "Thank you very much, blessings of Eros upon you!"
Then I went home and nothing happened. That was a few days ago too. What gives? I don't feel better at all.

>>46977808
>Check online again for job listings, desperate after being rejected from literally everywhere because it's easier to be struck by lightning than get hired in 2024
>Eventually come across this weird, Geocities-esque site in a foreign language that seemingly hasn't been updated since the fall of the Soviet Union
>Not a problem, trusty online translator automatically converts everything into broken english. Domestic work it looks like, but sweeping floors is better than nothing in this economy, make a standard application after running it through the MTL, hopefully they'll-
>A response? It hasn't even been a minute. Accepted?! Great! Time to start packing.
>Finally arrive after taking a flight, a bus, and hiking through the woods for 2 hours but it looks like the "Neuschmonstein Estate" alright. Very stately. Now to just walk in and make a good impression!
>After knocking and twisting the knob on a dozen different side doors, one eventually opens to a victorian kikimora in full combat stance. Ouch, they might've gotten the wrong impression... nothing a disarming smile won't fix!
>After a quizzical reassessment and practically being pushed through a series of hallways, the kiki stops in a big foyer (foye? foyé? foyei?) while others walk in
>One quick double take later to make sure it's not some Addams Family Values stageplay, it seems like these are the 4 residents of Neuschmonstein, meido included. What to do...
>Right! Good impressions! An eager smile, bow and that "politely grabbing their hand and bending down to kiss it" from the movies on everyone will practically guarantee smooth sailing!
>They all have looks somewhere between contorted frustration, downright confusion and hints of... predation? Certainly doesn't help that they're speaking in tongues
It'll be fine. What could go wrong under the same roof with... Actually, didn't catch their faces, what kind of monster girls are the 3 residents + kiki?

>>46977047
Mating press

I need a nice picture of a baby dragon being cute for reasons. Preferably something in full color that doesn't have a white background.

I will also accept pregnant dragons.

>>46978331
Here's a picture of a chubby barometz with fat areolae.

>>46978331

>>46978342
Cute, but not useful for my purposes.

>>46978344
Also cute, but I'm allergic to black and white images. Thank you for trying though.

What am I supposed to do if I mistakenly impregnate the evil fox instead of the good fox?

>hate bad story on AO3
>Keep reading it
How do I stop, Saturday is ruined

>>46978402
Guess you're a dark lord now, have some fun, get some spiky shoulderpads, get someone to forge you a black steel sword or something, bonus points for being made from meteoric meta. Practice your evil monologues, maybe grow a mustache if you don't have one.

>>46978402
What's with the white lines on her spandex?

>>46978402
Suck the evil out from her titties
It's the only way

>>46978402
impregnate a good fox to even out the numbers

>>46978430
>Impregnate good fox.
>Oh, no! She was secretly evil.
>Impregnate good fox "to even out the numbers"
>Oh, no! She was secretly evil as well.
>Impregnate good fox...
You get it, right? All foxes are evil manipulators.

>human spends a whole year trying to make friends with a lonely Dragon that reacts hostilely to any attempts at reaching out to her
>gets treated like living garbage, less than human by her the whole time
>despite never returning any vitriol and being resolved to melt through her hard exterior with kindness
>but no matter how much kindness he shows the Dragon she never responds to any of his attempts, merely taking everything for granted until he's jaded
>when he takes her out somewhere nice to see the world outside the cave, she calls it ugly and empty, says nature is worthless
>when he helps feed her since she's too lazy to cook herself much, she says it tastes subpar
>when he brings her a gift, she says it's of low quality or value and just adds it to the horde
>when he gives her a compliment, she responds with an insult or ad hominem
>when he attempted to give her a hug swearing it would make her feel better, she punched him in the face
>man eventually up and leaves one day, causing the Dragon to become even more angry and despondent
>she assures herself she didn't need him anyway and is perfectly fine on her own
>but then a few years go by of nothing but boring, lonely solitude and depressive quiet until the Dragon realizes how wrong she was
>realizes that the human brought more to her life than anything else and letting him go was a mistake
>the Dragon goes searching for him, hoping to rekindle their bond and make up for everything
>but he's already moved on when she finds him, and married to a loving Weresheep girl that actually does cherish him
>when the Dragon asks if he'd consider coming back, he crushes her hopes with a blunt "No."
>then tells her to piss off forever
>Dragon flies back to her cave with tears streaming down her cheek, knowing she will die in isolation in her lonely lair
>knowing that she wasted her one good chance at changing her life
Who was in the wrong here?

>>46976687
Guys, remember to get yourselves an anti-Data Broker service like Aura or Incogni to protect your user and personal data from mamono Data Brokers. You're a pure human living within demon realm territory? Use a VPN AND anti-Data Broker service to mask and secure your data from mamono Data Brokers and hackers!

Koturday.

>>46978480
The human for not giving her a second chance.

>>46978480
The human

>>46978480
The dragon. She needs to learn from this whole experience and grow.

>>46978480
The guy for bitching out because someone was mean to him.

>>46978480
The human for not shrooming up and raping her to begin with.

>>46978426
stockings and arm gloves vs full suit

>>46978480
>Dragon flies back to her cave with tears streaming down her cheek, knowing she will die in isolation in her lonely lair
Both of them. Also, she gets stumbled across by another guy who comes to investigate the crying sounds.

>>46978480
The Dragon because the guy literally didn't do anything wrong at all and I don't know there's so many misanthropes coming out of the woodwork to say he did right now. You earn the right to tell people to piss off if they put you through harsh shit, it's common sense.

A strong independent grown up man with a decent salary job living by himself slowly becoming a meek dependent but loving and adoring stay at home house husband to a richer upper class monster girl who lives in a fancy luxurious penthouse in the upper class area district of MGC.

>>46978480
>pay the weresheep her final wage for this charade and hook her up with my brother
>go back to cave to the stubborn dragon ass to mere it
>profit

I went swimming today and a dragonfly flew over my head and it was cool and stuff
Yeah

Had a dream where the Prince of England set me up with a cheshire cat, so that she could giantess vore me. I did not want to be vored, and I'm not even British... This is what I get for reading the thread before bed.

Summer! Sundresses and strawhats and stuff!

Wurms are good for cooling down underground.

>>46979136
Fun Wurm fact: if you go down where it's cooler, it actually gets hotter. Now a Wurm is a smart, well edumacated girl and knows that hot air rises up, and therefore down is actually up, which means that if you fall down, you'll fall into the sky, and only dumb people go outside above ground where such things might happen to them, and smart people like Wurms live underground where it's safe

Working as a undertaker when a lich lives nearby must be annoying.
Imagine having to chase her away with a broom after you caught her for the 6:th time this week.
Not much better when a vampire tries to constantly get you to let her drink your blood since she got a consent fetish.

Well, monster girls are a lot like people. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life or they've been mistreated, but, like people, some of them are just jerks.

>>46979256
I actually really want a story with a lizardmen jerk. Borderline bulling but then she gets defeated and has to end up begging the guy she bullied to fuck her.
I love the idea of a lizard girls body having fully mere'd but her mind/pride hasn't broken yet.

Medusa has snakes for hair right? So what about that hair, you know, down there...

>>46979311
Monstergirls don't have pubes :^)

>>46979311
No.

Can a alp be alp'd into a bicorn?

>>46979385
Fag

>>46979385
From the Q&A section:
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Alp/QnA

Sounds like the answer is "it would be extremely rare, but possible" as he mentions alping into other mamono. Although usually you just alp into a succubus family mamono.

>>46979385
No.
While faggots can occasionally Alp into other mamonos, to be a Bicorn they would have to start off as a pure Unicorn.
Faggots aren't pure so won't become Unicorns to become Bicorns.

>>46979485
>t. anon who knows a little too much about faggots

>>46979322
Mofu mamonos can have pube-mofu to huff.

>>46979385
Just get an Alp and a Bicorn? Why are you making things difficult for yourself.

>>46979490
Faggots can't be faggots without Faggotry.
So its obvious.

>>46979499
I hope you and your future alp wife are very happy together, Anon!

> 46979515
Nope, I wrote >>46979485 because I'm a confirmed Corn-buyer Anon.
Will ride past your faggot Alp ass on my Blakhoss waifu and still spit on the ground.

Remember: A fox's weakness is the base of her tail(s). Good luck getting to it without getting fluffed though... Eh, I'm sure you will be fine

>>46979537
They're gonna call your harem Switzerland, Anon--all Alps!

>>46979463
June in MGE Realm is "Proud Missionary for Procreation Month"
MGC holds its annual "Bash-all-Alps" Street-parade.

>>46979551
My new name in MGC will be 'Hannibal' - ride across the Alps with heavy war elephants.

>>46979547
Are you the same anon who told me a succ's weak spot is also the base of her tail? I never even got close and now I'm married. T-thanks I guess

>>46979547
Nah, it's the tips of their ears.

>>46979492
Well I want to fuck a harem of girls and want an alp that gets so desperate she turns into a bicorn just to deal with it.
Why? Fun.

June is alp month!
Breed an alp today!

>>46979603
Doesn't sound like a lot of fun for the Alp.

>>46979714
If she turns into a bicorn, I'm pretty sure she's if nothing else secretly into it.

>>46979714
Alps are meant to be bullied until they alp and it turns out they actually loved every moment of it.

>>46979761
There's playful bullying and then there's denying them the sex they need until they have a melty and warp into an entire different species.

>>46979775
I also have a kink for denying mere'd lizard girls sex until they rape me as well.

What's working as a Mortician in MGE be and feel like?

>>46979884
>try to perform autopsy
>SURPRISE UNDEAD HUG

>>46979884
"don't disturb my friend she's dead tired"

>>46979892
>"Ah fuck, not another one. MS LICH, PLEASE STOP SENDING ME YOUR DAUGHTERS, IM NOT MARRYING THEM"

I went to mage school but half my class is just the other teachers pretending to be students when not teaching.

I will write and send a heartfelt love letter to a powerful and beautiful Pharaoh without signing it, leaving her cursed to forever wonder who her anonymous admirer was! She will never find out it was me and then correct me for playing with her feelings!

>>46979923
Or you could just sign the damn letter, Anon. She's a person, too, and her feelings matter just like yours.

>>46979918
>mage school
You're being groomed anon, call it what it is.

>>46979941
I am a menace.

>>46979923
>royal anubis forensics track anon down by residual mana traces and give Pharaoh his location

>tfw you end up sleeping with the mountian lion girl again instead of actually staying away like your guidebook told you
>At least shes warm and loving
>also great cook
>but how do you break it to her that i gotta leave to see my family in the city....

the early fox catches the clueless Foreigner.

>>46980127
Just bring her with you.

>>46980148
I disrespect her and her culture as much as possible to get her to fuck off.

I'm on a mission to find a hebi.

>>46980127
>"okay! let me just pack my stuff~"

>>46980148
I inform her I already have a home back in my country so I can't stay in hers.

>>46980164
>come home with wife in tow
>Shes like 2 times my size
>scares the fuck outta most of my family since she can appear outta nowhere without making a sound
>Makes a mean gumbo tho so everyones happy

>>46980161
the fox's mouth curls into a wicked grin, muttering "all according to keikaku" under her heavy breathing. she can now show Anon how they deal with troublemakers in Zipangu.
>>46980176
spurring a fox's offer of hospitality? unacceptable!

What is your opinion on armor for monster girls?
Should they just go for full on bikini armor, or more conservative outfits that still allow easy access with their husband?

Personally I prefer the second option.

>>46980215
I walk away before she finishes her monologue. Zipanganese mamono are so cringe like that.

>>46980236
Full armor for rule of cool.

>>46980236
Need to stay safe from the order while being able to rape on a moment's notice

>>46980296
There’s only one kind of spear that should be piercing this monster.

>>46980236
Depends on the circumstances.
>Sexy times? Bikini armor or something that looks conservative and "normal" but is easy to remove quickly.
>Traveling? Real armor, but light armor--not full plate. No gimmicks for sex, but foreplay should be easy without removing it.
>War? Heaviest armor she's comfortable in, no gimmicks for sex.
I'd assume mamono almost never need that last option, except maybe dullahan, who are known to be amongst the few mamono who can do army stuff.

>>46980358
All monsters go to war when their homeland is threatened.

Going to praise Malef-chan for her big, thick, and strong tail!

>>46980319
Says the minotaur in heavy plate to the order foot soldier she just disarmed

>>46980421
Just keep in mind that "war" for them is mostly just a future-husband- being- difficult hunt

>>46980421
Yeah, but Dullahan actually fight as soldiers. Most other mamono don't. Straight from the Dullahan entry in MGE:

"They form the core of the Mamono Lord's army, but most of the others besides them prioritize their own desire above their duty as a knight, so their priority is to get a man and have sex. Rare among them, the Dullahans are loyal and take their duty seriously. The anxiety they experience while serving among the knights is not difficult to imagine."

>>46980452
Minotaurs are too good at their craft to need armor.

>>46980446
do u think baby malefs make baby crocdile noises?

>>46980491
Just because the dullahan are the most professional soldiers in the monster army, doesn't mean they're the majority

>>46980473
>>46980491
I substitute whatever head canon in I feel like at the time.

>aggressive jiiiii

>>46980778
>>>/tg/

whats your favorite flavor of hellhound?

>>46980831
Banana.

>>46980831
Salsa.

>>46980848
what would a bananahound even look like?

>>46980831
Pear

>>46980895
A banana.

>>46980895
Dunno, but there's some way flambe plays into this.

>>46976707
>unicorn
great those feminazis

>>46980831
cherry

I'm gonna walk up to a warrior Salamander that acts so cavalier and serious and tomboyish all the time and hand her some flowers I picked for her and watch her not know how to react since she isn't used to expressing her real feminine side.

>>46980778
>>46980806
This is just miss Dark Musketeer when she was an Order Maiden, before she became a Demon Realms Army marksman.

>>46976687

>automaton tells me she wishes she can know what motherhood is like one day
What a silly machine, she can't even get pregnant in the first place. She will never have kids.

>>46981128
why is this getting spammed now?

>>46981160
Yeah haha. You can just creampie her every night and day, no worries.

>>46981170
it's the only method he has left to lash out

>>46981170
Just another chink gacha picture, nothing special about this one.

>>46981241
Blood dripping halo means it's a safe day to stick your dick in.

sleep with the fishes(consensually)

>>46981256
The aftermath.

>>46981256
getting kidnapped by a kuu girl hits different

there wont be another turn

>>46981317
aw frig dude, my life points

>>46981256
underwater monsters must be really lonely. the ocean is so big and men rarely venture under it. especially when there are sea monsters that pull you deeper, never to be seen again.

>>46981256
why is she so silent?

>>46981366

>>46981366
if you go deep enough there's some friends

>>46981375
Fish are rarely noisy.

>tfw u try to fish but you keep getting dan mermaids on your line
>tfw i just want a nice big tuna

>>46981401
She must have something on her mind.
Go on, speak up.
We're all ears!
Get on with it!
Let's hear it!
Spit it out!

>>46981404
you need to stop marriage blue-balling Bishop-chan, or she might do something drastic.

>>46981111
>ai slop

suddenly, theres a fish mon in your bathtub. wdyd?

>>46981111
>ai delicacy

>>46981485
Tell her this isn't going to work.

We're thousands of miles from the ocean. Hundreds of miles from any significant body of water. Living in a bathtub is inhumane and just isn't going to cut it.

I also ask her how the hell she even got inside my house and bathtub.

>>46981448
but i want tuna not to get married yet
im fucking broke and a massive tuna would make me rich and then i'll be able to get a wife

>>46981504
>then i'll be able to get a wife
this line will make her snap and throw you overboard.

>>46981441
Kiki says "dzieci i ryby głosu nie mają", maybe she's right.

>>46981395
How much Bloodborne-style insight do you gain when you double date those two?

>>46981532
I don't understand kiki speak.

>>46980236
Use actual armor that fits the situation. If easy a cess is absolutely required, an armored skirt will do. Otherwise, taking it off should be part of the foreplay.

>>46981542
i'm under the impression kiki only use their native tongue to swear

>>46981542
its a slavicX proverb that is "fish and children dont have voice" as in kids never should question their parents

>>46981564
Or when they get so excited while being intimate they just revert back to their native tongue.

Post pics of your most confident muscle minos!

Imagine how scary it would be to get kidnapped by a Lich. You would plead with her and only get silence. You ask her fearfully what she plans to do and she just gives you a blank, emotionless stare. You can't tell what she's planning behind her deadpan look. Kuuderes are truly frightening....

https://twitter.com/7010_uraniwa/status/1796199407437943279
something for the centaur lovers coming up

>>46981634
That's not fair, she'd tell you as much as she could without ruining the experiment. Some of it might be over your head, but...

>>46981634
maybe these sedatives will stop you from being so emotional

>>46981532
I want kiki to read me books in her thick accent.

>gachaslop spam
>>>/vg/

>>46981769
Oh, no, she fell asleep before you did!

>>46981634
what's your problem? she got you an emotional support zombie and everything

>>46981788
The small mants scare me.
How long until they explode in size?
How will kiki gather them around on the sofa and read them books when they are all a head taller than her?

We need more succubus corruption stories

>>46981647
Fucking nice, thanks for the heads up.

>>46981801
I assume they grow really fast, and Miss Kiki can read to them from the couch while they sit on the floor around her!
What's terrifying is being a boy in a classroom with 4 manticore sisters. No boy is safe in that environment.

>>46981520
but how will i be able to provide for my 500 kids?

mermaids got milk thats as thick as toothpaste, go for land dwellling monsters instead like a nice holst instead

>>46981887
So, they basically have butter? I'm not sure I see a problem here.

Reminder there are cows posting bovine propaganda 24/7.
You could be talking to a haku right this very moment.
Do not believe their milky lies.

>>46981895
you cant drink butter
also its salty

>>46981822
mamono apoligists will tell you girl on the right is a loyal wife and not complete slut

>>46981801
One day mantibabies are tiny and fluffy and the next they're five times the size.
This repeats a few times.

>>46981920
Butter is delicious and I shall hire on a mermaid to provide all the butter for my rolls, corn-on-the-cob, and so on. The saltiness only *intensifies* my desire for it!

>>46981920
such complex flavor, i want to try it.

dinosaurs on rollerblades

>>46981909
but i dont hear any moos, also holst milk boosts the def and vit stats permantly

>>46981938
that tail tho

>>46981942
Yeah, but it doesn't come from a spider.

>>46981942
This post moos and sloshes.

>>46981958
it might come from a tarantula

>>46981822
I will never forgive KC over the fact he keeps making "they were better before the corruption" stories.
It's happened several times.

>>46981980
Pics or it didn't happen

>>46981922
A complete slut, for her husband.

>>46982001
It's part of his complicated relationship with actual human women.

>>46982008
Well it's annoying.
Another fallen maiden story was way better. Come to think of it, did something happen with the guy who made those game and KC since they seemed to have distanced themselves from one another? Or is it just a case of the guy doing his own thing?

>>46982025
seems like he's doing his own thing
plenty of outlandish speculation and rumor to be had, of course.

>>46982007
Instead of taking a hundred individual dicks once, she takes one dick hundreds of times. That's actually sluttier, mathematically.

Is there a monster who has naturally high luck?

>>46982167
cat

>>46982167
Lilim

>>46982167
wurm

>>46982167
Dhampir. High luck and high charisma are a frightening combination.

>>46982167
rabbit

>>46982186
Nine lives and she ended up with you for all of them.
You call that luck?

>>46982167
dog

luck is a meme stat how is minmaxing into luck going to get me raped?

>>46982262
try slipping on unagi joro slime

>>46982262
Luck determines whether or not the person who moves in next door is a regular monster or the 9000 year old unsealed sagger fox

>>46982001
>they were better before the corruption"
most of them were fucked in terms of backstory, or were heading on the way to a breakdown

>>46982307
Sex as a coping method isn't a stellar improvement.

>>46982262
Luck will increase your Impregnation crit rate

I love candlegeist.

>>46982307
It's a very old dead horse but I'm gonna beat it anyhow.
It's kinds of funny how the only time corruption as a good end works is when KC makes gives them so comically fucked up backstories.

>>46982339
very much a qt, and interesting to consider in many shape and sizes

>>46982339
She can light my way anyday.

>>46982352
>Shortstack means she's always hovering at paizuri height or hover-fuck height.
>Tall means you get to look up at her rear as she floats.
Its got some interesting combos for sure.

I'm starting to think the adventurer's guild set me up. There's no way this is a level 1 quest.

>>46982345
so tragic a tale

>>46982339
love me some thighs

>>46982345
I haven't bothered reading, but I'm still annoyed that most of them were cuter before corruption. Druella's fashion sense a SHIT

>>46982382
I use grovel at her feet.

>>46982339
Kuuderes are scary...

>>46982382
Go back to town and file a complaint.

>>46982382
>adventure guild
more like match maker guild
they always do that
gotta make sure u go to a real guild
they tend to hae quests like fetch rare ore for experiments or slay thwe demon pigs that keep fucking up crops

>>46982339
Femdom? Hot wax is a stapble of S&M...

>>46978480
the dragon
she should take the man and carry him back into the cave and maybe make him tell her why he doesn't want to worship such a cool and noble creature as a Dragon

>>46982345
>Almost as if forcibly warping a person's mind could be seen as a bad thing

>>46982339
why is she confused?

>>46982491
she's doing guard stuff and you're not supposed to be there

>>46982515
but i wannna speedrun this mosters castle

>>46982491
She doesn't know your intentions

>>46982487
Let's not get into that part. We'll end up talking about accidental grimdark, people will say that's not a thing and everything is honky dory, people will bring up examples of quite fucked up parts of MGE cannon, some people have a meltdown and start screaming how you hate MGE and start spam posting, people get annoyed and start to poke fun at the previous group for being idiots, this escalates until the maid comes in and clears up the thread.

>>46982525
! !

Candlegeist reminds me of lumiere from beauty and the beast

>>46982561
be her guest
be her guest
if you're nervous feel her chest

>>46982532
Yeah it always ends with faggots like you getting banned and butthurt. So lets spare your worthless feefees and not talk about it.

>>46982580
Undo the tie around your neck, mon ami
and she'll provide the breasts.

>>46982525
i come to sell my wares
thats all
also to maybe find some funny trinket to sell

>>46982532
What makes pests like you hang around in a thread full of people you hate? I just don't fucking get it

>>46982585
It’s fascinating how even pointing it out brings this guy out, at this point it’s almost like you’re going off a script. Makes me wonder if it’s really just you doing the same thing over and over again.

>>46982618
i'm not sure what you expect when you bring that obnoxious passive aggressive behavior and try to play innocent

>>46982616
I’m just pointing out a pattern of behaviour. I have no strong feelings one way or the other. But you can’t deny we’ve had the exact thing happen so many times it’s almost fascinating.

>>46982382
did you remember to read the quest description?

>>46982632
More exasperated than passive aggressive. I feel like I’m going mad at this watching it keep happening.

Fuck, now I’m just imagining a mad hater trying to drive me mad by repeating everything over and over again.

>>46982635
And everytime it happens, you get exposed as a samefag by a IP rangeban, then cry about it.
Hey, if you're just pointing patterns out, you should include that part as well. And I do agree, it is fascinating just how many times you do the same thing expecting a different result.

>>46982635
Well yeah you start spewing stupid shit and unwanted /tg/ hot takes and people shit on you, congrats you are very clever to notice this. Next you'll smugly point out how talking about cuckshit gets you shouted out, right?

>>46982657
Considering I’ve never been banned, let alone ranged banned, I think you’re either confusing me for mick or the frog, or your just making shit up.

>things we could be talking about
Whether cait siths keep cu siths as guard dogs.

I wanna be tied to a corrupted Pharaoh’s throne and get gangraped by her and her entire royal court corrupted by an Apophis! I wanna be used to complete the corruption of the kingdom as the other girls force the uncorrupted Anubis to suck my cock!

>>46982635
>>46982656
It is impressive how no strong feelings became strong feelings within a minute. You should get that mental illness checked out

>>46982656
She has more sophisticated ways to make you go crazy (in a good way).
Hatter my wife.

>>46982671
It's just your trauma making you block it out. It's happened so many times that to deny it is asinine

>>46982676
I wouldn’t call exasperated a strong feeling.

>>46982339
I was surprised by how hot she is

>>46982352
>>46982380
>loli candlegeist
>practically guaranteed to have wide hips and thick thighs and butt due to the melting wax motif
>instead of spent candles, is born from candles that never got a chance to be properly used in the first place, like the were accidentally destroyed by a crate catching fire or something

>>46982685
I’m just gonna give you the benefit of doubt and say you’re really confused who you’re trying to refute.
But we should just talk about something else unless you want to keep this up.
I wanna talk about how vanilla succs are better than like 85% of all the other girls.

>>46982677
What is hatters favourite way of making people mad?

>>46982715
Need me a chocolate and peanut butter succ. That's the best flavor of ice cream AND succ.

>>46982691
I would call "going mad" a strong feeling though. You should really see a shrink about that

>>46982345
I just like women turning into monsters
dont need the backstory, the designs are often great

>>46982725
Insanitea (with a pinch of sugar and her spores)

>>46982744
>Mamono remake The Fly.
>This time it stars an actual Beelzebub.
>And is a romantic comedy.

>>46982737
Ah, I meant that more in the sense of “didn’t we JUST have this debate?” going mad.

>>46979968
>note gets passed to the tax anubis
>she takes one look at it and instantly matches the handwriting to a signature she saw on a tax return filed three years ago

>>46982733
I want blueberry and strawberry succs.
Still made you can only get that in demon flavours these days.

>>46982715
As much as I enjoy bullying shitposters, I'll let you off easy today.

>>46982339
>habitat: highways at night, old buildings
i knew walking highways at night was a good idea

>>46982761
talking to yourself doesnt qualify as a debate though, just insanity

>>46982780
Dumb succ

>>46982811
koakuma
she sexier than patchy

>>46982814
is that a high bar?

>>46982798
Me watching other people have the same debate is me talking to myself?
If I was that shizo id already have my wonderland waifu

>>46982803
Imagine if "bimbo succubus" was considered to be average by human standards.
Do all succs consider their husband a himbo?

>hear looking at foxes will help me build up resistance to them
>all the pics in the thread are making me want them more
Oh no

>>46982857
I'm honestly starting to hate foxes due to how much they're geting spammed. Where's my wolf girl spam, damn it!?

>have maid
>pull down her top for sex
>she acts all surprised
I thought they teach them this at the maid academy?

>>46982862
Fiiine.

>>46982839
>others
lmao

>>46982876
Thank you anon. I will now go and feed the wolfpack that lives near my house. I'm sure nothing bad will come from this.

>>46982876
so dignified

>>46982870
it's an act meant to rile masters up even more. When your maid says
>We cant....it's improper....
doesnt it make you want to defile her even more?

>>46982888
What's the worst that can happen.

what if kiki was old, a tsundere and polish

>>46982928

>>46982928
It looks like her tail is throbbing.

>>46982938
id take her instead
angel better

I will molest dragon tail.

>>46982949
Good choice

>>46982991
i don't see any halos, that's just some overgrown bird

>>46982780
Telling my Succ gf about human history and current events!

>>46982952
Tohru was great. Dragons just thriving in their natural place.