/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What tit size should Alice have?

>>46843025
Alice size!

>>46842716
Alice inspires me to work harder, every time i see Alice i can only think of doing more and more and more, for Alice, no task it too hard, burden too heavy or destination too far. aaah... Alice, one day i am going to

>>46843882
What did she ever do to you?

>>46843882
Not funny.

>>46843882
Come on, not in this thread

Alice is awesome and I love her.

Why does Alice get so much hate?

alice is too arrogant
all bark and no bite

>>46842716
Why does she always have two threads?

>>46844942
One is made by Shanghai and one is made by Hourai

>>46845360
Which one is the hate thread?

Alice smell... what is it like?

>>46845906
Flowers

>>46845392
The one made by hourai no doubt

Being shrank to doll sized and found by Alice

>>46847735
Imagine her hugging you against her chest

>>46848219
;-;

>>46848219
>you will never have this
why live

Alice already has a Thread >>46766046

>>46849857
Alice always has two threads

Alice is a coomer

>>46850529
one is for her psychological problems
the other if for... the "physical" ones

>>46850576
Alice being a perverted weirdo means that she's great for casual sex and nothing more.

>>46850576
girls dont cum you dork

>>46851245
Not with that attitude

Remember when Alice was fucking relevant.

>>46842716
alice is a ni

>>46852055
Alice will always be relevant for my heart

>>46852178
ce young lady who deserves better in her own thread.

>>46852465
im going to relevant alice heart out!

A rice, a mice, a dice, a twice, a nice!
Alice!
Alice!

>>46843025
>>46843882
>>46844261
>>46849857
>>46850576
>>46850988
>>46852055
>>46851245
>>46852027
>>46852178
>>46853106
Die.

>>46853553
these don't really rhyme, but it is cute

>>46853598
Everything is a beautiful poem when it's regarding Alice!

>>46842716
can i get some Alice! ideas, i am planning to draw a few clothes for her

built for hypnosis breeding

>>46853106
sauce

>>46853641
Bikini maid Alice. Competition swimsuit Alice. Youmu Alice. Dio Alice. Alice but with friends. Hat Alice. NEET Alice. Tank top Alice. Alice in a car. Generalissimo Alice. The one true church of Alice. Alice crossed over with the current FOTM. Gardener Alice. Shanghai Alice.

>>46853665
>NEET Alice

I just came to that pic of Alice getting fucked in every single hole by an army of futa shangais
AMA

>>46853641
Let's make a 2hu gatcha, advertising all the girls as playable characters, but the only rolls you ever get are Alice and variations of Alice.
Christmas Alice
Lolice
Halloween Alice
Bikini Alice
Autumn Alice
Whore Alice
Super Alice

>>46853641
Alice Underwear

>>46842716
Exhibitionist 2hu

>>46853644
>>46853665
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>>46855546
Why can't you just be nice to Alice?

>>46853577
Very Alice like respond.

Good job anon
>>46855574
It's fun to bully her and the other magicians

Perfect, perfect Alice... cute and pretty...

>>46854111
Is there a God in this world?

>>46859076
Ask Kanako

>>46855574
Dressing up Alice is being nice. I'm sure she'd like it.

>>46859076
Yes, but I'm not certain of his relationship with us.

>>46849803
>>46848219
>>46847735
She'd dress you up in little outfits

>>46859546
Cosplay with Alice!

>>46842716
Arisu

>>46859562
Cosplay sexxo with Alice!

Love Alice!

>>46860631
Alice is going to Alice isn't she.

>>46860651
We all are!

>>46854111
>AMA
DOKO?

alice

Treating Alice to dinner!
Feeding Alice!
Having Alice spit her chewed up food into your mouth!
Swallowing Alice's regurgitation!
Having wild unprotected sex with Alice afterwards!

>>46862981
go faster

What happened to Alice?

>>46869766
Anon finally Aliced.

>>46869766
Im made her mine

What does Alice anus taste like?

>>46871046
The best flavor

>>46871781
HNNNNNNNGGGGG Alice...............

ARISU BOOBIE

>>46873139
damn, this looks like something andy sweetie would draw
that means that pathetic alicefag who always complains is him?

I am going to bottle and sell her bodily fluids.

this is so fvcking tradcath that it probably scorches all of the gooncord troons eyes shut in here

the most aryan person in all of genZOGyo

i might dump my folder but I also don't want /jp/ shitskin claws to reach these gemmies

You are a true Alice patriot

holy niggerlynching I was downloading 'lice pictures from the booru and like every 5th one was c*okie hoooollyy johnsonposting actually kill all cookikes and yurifags with white phosphorus

I love Alice

How would Alice react to fat autistic man forcefully kissing her?

>>46895528
>>46895428
I actually hope subhumans like you get raped and dismembered by a pack of Pakistani immigrants. And whilst you screech in pain from having your arms lobbed off with rusty machettes. You can look back and remember all of the depraved porn you gooned to.

I hope all you porn addicts die slowly of a painful cancer.

>>46895653
>getting captured alive
>not dying trying to kill as many of your would-be captors as possible
ngmi

>>46895653
>>46895709
Take your butterfly pills and go to bed, Alice.

>>46895653
https://files.catbox.moe/3qwj4t.webm
I wish I was Alice

>>46895653
Answer the question, dickhead.

>>46896286
I wish more artists would draw Alice in her Alice-type underwear.

Enough is enough! Stop bullying Alice, she doesn't deserve this treatment!

>>46886457
Shartyspeak creeps ever closer to becoming an unintelligible dialect of English.

>>46896286
shut your mouth, mutt. Burn all gooncorders with napalm.

>>46863696
You could possibly power a generator if she goes faster and make Alice Powered Energy a thing

>>46896286
Alice would spread her legs immediately after the kiss because all the adult content she has consumed in her life has rotten her brain. Poor Alice doesn't know any better.

pov you are an outsider and got lost in the forest

>>46900231
How are you gonna make me, Arisu? How do you deal with perverts?

>>46903420
as opposed to you autogynephiliac freaks. I don't see myself, nor do I larp as an anime woman on the internet. I just post pictures of my wife and defend her honor from beasts like you. IN RETALIATION SEND THEM TO MASS GRAVES.

>>46903464
Is there something mental going on with you, anon? You didn't answer my question. Do you dislike answering questions?

>>46903505
Who's she gonna show off that bikini body to?

damn, al*ce is very rude
no wonder no one talks with her in flower viewing parties

>>4690455
Shinki, obviously.
>>46897650

>>46903464
your wife a slut that piss and shovels

>>46903505
nah, I hate (you) personally.

>>46907730
But I love (you), anon...

>>46910722
no peace with the gooncorder. No reason, no forgiveness. Know only hatred and malice. Wipe them out.

>>46910765
Thanks for the new addition to the Alice Goon Folder (AGF), alicebro :)

>>46910765
mAlice?

>>46871781
The best flavor of its kind...

Why is she so forgotten bros?
Could have taken Sanae's place but now she doesnt even talk on the mangas.

ALICE IS CATS ANON

>>46912125
i want to stuff theses marshmallows up her ass and then make her eat it

>>46910797
Oh. My. Science.

she is so attractive

>>46842716
Setting aside the fact that most of those descriptions as subjective, you said the word cutest twice.

She is however definitely the alicest. No contest there

>>46912926
Skinnysexo

>>46918527

>>46919908
That is a good artist, I wish he drew more Alice.

I love this artist, I wish he drew more Alice

All these 120 posts? By Alice and only Alice.

What does Alice smell like...

>>46940556
Her hair smells like flowery shampoo
Her breath smells like faint chai mixed with whatever she ate that day, normally sweet as she loves sweet stuff
Her manko smells a bit musky but not as potent as Marisa's on account on Alice bathing regularly

Stop talking about Alice in such a repulsive manner

>>46941680
>yurikike
>creepy depraved incel manletroon
like fucking clockwork

>>46942573
Who are you quoting?

>>46942913
nobody. I was just pointing out something. It appears that yuritrooning has melted your brain to the point that you lack basic reading comprehension.

>>46942573
who quote?

Alice indulges in bestiality

>46949367
Shut the fuck up, nigger.

>>46854329
>Whore Alice
I second this

Alice? Alice!

Does Alice like to hold hands?

>>46965133
Yes, but she isn't used to it so she gets very nervous and her hands get sweaty quickly.
She'll feel really embarrassed, but she likes to hold hands so much that she just puts up with the embarrassement instead of letting go of your hand.

I wish I was Alice
https://files.catbox.moe/9y3n3w.png

Is this the Alice thread?!

>>46968980
No, the other one is.

Fun facts about Alice!
1. She makes amazing dolls!
2. Her fashion is so cute!
3. She wets the bed!
4. She is the seven colour puppeteer!
5. Alice!

>>46973708
Alice doesn't wet the bed your secondary shitposting faggot

>>46973733
There’s nothing to be ashamed about! Wetting the bed is prevalent is many people!

Would Alice's lack of experience in relationships allow me to indulge in my own perverted fetishes like having her pee in my mouth or having her spit her half chewed up food into my mouth, and smelling her delicious breath on command?

Listen up!
Let’s say you drink too much tea, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
But it’s cold outside your bed.
You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
You make up your mind to go!
You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize!
It isn’t the bathroom, you’re still in bed!
That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
But you don’t stop! You can’t stop!
That’s what I’m talking about!
THAT’S THE TRUTH OF THE TEA!
DO YOU GET IT!?

>>46979085
Alice, stop justifying wetting the bed. It’s weird.

Alice did it... she finally did it....

>>46982558
What? Got a bf?

>>46982988
MARISA IS A BOY!?

>>46982558
Now she's going to need a large jar to put that Marisa in

>>46983047
Smile through the pain.

>>46979898
Bedwetting is cute and feminine behaviour when a girl like Alice does it, but gross and weird if a man does it.

She is funny

Why are Alice threads always so fucking garbage?

>>46994656
That is nuts.

>>46842716
ALICE HATE

>>46842716
ALICE LOVE

>>46973708
I can't believe Alice wets the bed at her age!!

>>46994656
This is unironically true though. People have too much upkeep. I go running on a hill, by myself I go, run 30 mins or whatever, and come back. With others it's like "oh wait this is a sweet view let's sit down here, oh wait why are you walking so fast" with the gym without my gymbro I would reach the gym in 10 mins, work out and come back, but with others time just feels too long. I have shit to do. Sto bothering me we're probably going to be strangers not more than 1 year from today .
>>46996078
Alice seems like the kindof girl who would be fun to abuse because she will always come crawling back, and also the kind of girl who cuts herself when stressed.

>>46996078
>>46998264
Glad to know that i will never stop to love alice

>>46996114
I love the Medicine one

>>46996078
I'm going to kill myself after this.

>>46842716
alice is a waito piggu

>>46999576
Alice sauce?

>>47003924
On her bedsheets

>>47003924
https://exhentai.org/g/1301805/2e91f0595b/

>>46996078
why

Pay attention to Alice!

>>47019648
As you wish

>>47007484

>>47034228
Now Alice's molesting the village boys too?

>>47034327
Now?

>>47034228
what the fuck, alice? would you mind putting a bra on? disgusting!
what were you supposed to be doing, hanging out in back alleys?

Why is she the most abusable 2hu?

>>46903420
Wool is a saint
Nervous cute-lewds are the absolute best kinds
gives the feeling like this is something they're only doing because its for (You)

Stop it Alice!

>>46978744
You could probably get away with only some of that stuff with her

>>47051351
That's wool? Surprised he drew that living in that shithole.

Does Alice let her armpit hair grow?
This is a very important inquiry

>>47050987
Wtf kind of fantasies is she projecting onto her innocent dolls! (I'd buy her in an instant though if she were up for sale (Alice I mean))

>>47051351
Which ones?

Humping the Arisu!
I mean, bumping!

>>47051914
She doesn't really seem like the type.

>>47051914
Alice is well groomed.

>>47056543
>>47056875
This would only make it better if, as well groomed and ladylike as she is, she turned out to have hairy armpits.

>>47056875
Groomed by me.

Does Alice shave her pubic hair? Has she ever shaven?

>>47057620
She keeps a well maintained stubble bush. Well shaven irritates her skin.

>>47059671
hnng i need to nuzzle it.

>>47059671
She ought to have it lasered for hygiene reasons. Shou could probably do it extra fast.

>>47057620
She shaves every time Marisa comes over thinking it'll get a visitor, but it never does.

>>47050987
What doujin is this

>>47065049
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/my_little_sister_is_me_and_thats_troubling_ch01

Guys im Alice

>>47066155
I should stop reading these, I'm getting increasingly infatuated.

Why do I find Arisu so alluring, something about her pulls me back every time

>>47074069
>something about her
it's her cute looks and big boobs

>>47076822
Can't fight those Makai genetics. Alice is destined to become a titty monster, whether she likes it or not.

Alice’s TF2 main is Sniper!

>>47077462
she's definitely a medic

>>47076855
>Alice is destined to become a titty monster
Yep, a titty monster with child-bearing hips

>>47080554
And to die alone

>>47081002
With me

I have observed that posting Alice yields good responses on this website regardless of board (provided your post in't literally irrelevant).
How can the 'lice wield such poer?

>>47076855
why won't she like it? why would she fight it? sure it gives you back pain, but those retarded moids sure are suckers for them (pun!)

>>47077462
Why would she be a Sniper main? She doesn’t have anything in common with- it’s the jarate isn’t it?

>>46886457
Oh my fauci...the newGOD has used the 'ki for dat trenderino

>>47083189
By me

Alice is for cuddling and protection

Imagine lovingly beating Arisu <3

>>47092228
With my penis inside her womb

being borrowed by shinki (again)

>>47050987
Why is Alice like this?

>>47097242
Molested by her mom at 8

Is it normal to want to have unprotected vaginal and anal sex with Arisu Magatoroido?

>>47097364
Of course it is, alice is hot and pretty breadable, built for rough coitus

Alice spasming with every thrust!
Alice cumming after every single punch!

>>47097531
Why do I get the feel Alice is extremely kinky despite her reserved and even prudish demeanor? Maybe repressing sexual thoughts develop into fucked up fetishes?

>>47097992
The quiet ones are the most active in bed, like school shooters, Alice will blow her load all over you on bed.

Guys can anyone help me finding this weird image of Alice with lots of text on the sides of it?

It was some sort of Role-play style image, where the 'scenario' was that you wake up as one of Alice's puppets/dolls in a doll house for the first time. From memory its a single image with text on the left and right side, I could've sworn I had it downloaded somewhere but I couldn't find it.

Alice's dialogue is somewhat motherly? I guess? and she dotes on the doll-character a fair bit as they're a bit unsure of what's going on. I'll be honest, I have no idea anymore if this image I'm describing even exists and my schizophrenia and mental delusions are finally beginng to win over me but I swear there's an image like this.

From memory, I think the image was like a POV of the doll-character looking out to Alice as she looks into the doll house. I think it was one of those doll houses that open up?

Anyways, sorry to ask this here, I have no clue where else to ask cause I think I originally saw it from a 4chan thread ages ago. This Alice thread seemed like the most appropriate place, but in hind-sight it was probably a thread fetishising puppets or becoming a doll. But I don't know what board/thread would even service that. Thanks in advance though lmao.

>>47097992
>>47099802
I love this pervert blondie

>>47104787
Alice is an exhibitionist!

>>47104868
A hot exhibitionist

>>47103874
Is this the one you wanted? If so, why?

>>47104904
Why else would she take her clothes off?
Holy shit her tits must be in so much pain there

>>47104933
Flatlice

>>47105567
that must be a young alice from before the makai genetics took over and turned her into a fertility goddess like her mother

>>47105604
i like the alice who is weak to hypnosis

>>47105617
anon...that's just alice

Alicia Margatroide

Not sure where else to post it.
Put if possible, could anyone seed this? It's been dead for a while now, but the files are not available anywhere else?
https://sukebei.nyaa.si/view/2673232
It seems to be genuinely lost..

>>47107465
seeding to your dm

>>47105632
>>47105617
>>47105604
The surprise twist is that hypnosis doesn't actually work, and she's just going along with it because she's a pervert who wants to see what you'll do to her.

>>47111669
Yep

What if Alice was huge haha...

>>47111791
What if anon was just tiny? Alice transplanting the soul of an anon into a doll body sounds a lot more easier than finding a way to grow huge.

>>47111819
The face of someone with the only sex doll shop in Gensokyo

>>47111819
alice turns anons into dolls then sells them to the lonely hags

>>46842716
I'm going to Alice.

>>47112431
Other way around, the hags of the village chases Alice off long ago for making her special dolls and selling them to lonely men that don't have the balls to trade up to a youkai wife

>>47118819
So the hags were mad because their decaying and ancient bodies couldn't compete with Alice's imaculate craftsmanship?
I expected nothing more from the disgusting evil hags.

>>46910797
Why do pantyhoses make feet/legs/thighs look so damn hot

Alice walks around the house naked.

>>47125214
I do this.

>>47125214
>>47125219
Neat

!

walking around the forest
finding a white house quite tall
peeking through the window
seeing a bare-assed gal
jiggling like a mashmallow
cumming on the wall
turning alice's house yellow!

>>47104930
Holy shit, that's the one. Sorry for the late reply, I didn't think I'd get a reply so soon after I posted. But yeah, that's the exact picture, I totally forgot Marisa was there too. To be upfront, I had no specific reason to find it besides confirming whether or not it actually existed + general curiosity. I was going through my 4chan folder and I came across some old CYOAs I downloaded from (?)/tg/ ages back and for whatever reason it reminded me of this doll picture.

But as I mentioned previously, I swore I had it downloaded but no matter where I searched either in my files or on the internet/4chan archives I couldn't find it and I began doubting myself. But fortunately, it exists and I haven't lost my mind just yet. Thanks again for sharing this. Is this type of 'image' with the words even called anything? Are there more pictures/images like this, Touhou, doll-related or otherwise? Or is it known who made this? If not that's cool and I'm happy just to have my delusions be vindicated, but now I'm just left wondering if there're more like this lmao.

>>47125394
she's perfectly normal

>>47140545
Normal and elegant

>>47133951
There's another 'caption' like this that comes to mind, with Alice's ass, lifting her skirt, and talking about stealing Me from Marisa

I wonder if Alice's hides an absolutely perverted and kinky fetish(es) underneath her demure and ladylike demeanor

>>47154443
>I
>wonder
>Alice

>>47154462
oh i know that one. lewis carroll

>>47154443
I want to treat Alice to dinner and have her spit her regurgitated food into my mouth

>>47154534
This but from her ass while a random kid from the village watches

>>47154070
That sounds interesting, do you happen to have it or know where I can find it?

>>47158968
I did search in joibooru, where I thought I had seen it years ago, but wasn't there. Maybe some yurifriend didn't like it and purge it

>>47158523
W-why a random kid and why would he be watching

>>47166562
He's next

>>47162898
>Joibooru
well that's a new site I was not aware of. Thanks for letting me know about that, it seems filled with these types of images. I'll give it a browse and see what activates my almonds.

>where I thought I had seen it years ago, but wasn't there
That's a shame, it sounded interesting. I guess I'll make a note of this image/joi-thing and see if I can post in any future threads about marisa/alice and see if anyone else has seen it. Thanks again anon.

So, was she the one who killed those people?

>>47177251
She fucked their corpses

>>47056537
Nono, humping

This is the end for Alice!

>>46842716
Alice…

>>47057316
Lolice...

not even in death she will know peace

>>47189540
She will fight for it

Here lies Alice.
She never scored.

>>47195492
>She never scored.
With none else but me

Get up, Alice.

>>46842716

good night Alice

Alice is sad...

>>47206763
What did you do to her Anon

>>47206763
Kissing alice so she wont be sad anymore

>>47206381
What a doormat.
It must be really fun to abuse this girl.

>>47207650
I dont want to abuse of her, i want to protect her and cuddling her

>>47207761
You're an idiot, then
girls like that are made to be toyed with. Don't actually love them. Just pretend to. Some hot and cold techniques to keep them hooked.
And if you knock them up, just go to buy cigarettes. What are they going to do, chase you with that huge baby bump of theirs?

>>47207789
All i want is to hug her and give her love thats all, make her feel better with herself

>>47207789
Alice is like a flower, her appeal is in how beautiful fragile she is. Who would buy a flower and then not treat it well?

>>47207861
I just told you not to love girls like her. u fag

>>47207873
I would not buy a flower to destroy it, but I would definitely do so to this metaphorical "flower" of yours. It gives me pleasure.

>>47207873
To treat them with love

>>47207876
And I just told you i will impregnate a girl like her. u tr*on

>>47207922
But anon, she can't get pregnant since she's on drugs all the time
Don't tell me you think Eirin's "butterfly dream pill" isn't just a cover for hard drugs, you know it makes sense. Alice is the addictive type anyway.

>>47207899
It will give you even more pleasure to love her, treat her well and watch her blossom.

>>47207936
Oh no. Just look at her, i think she's plenty fertile. Great tracts of land as they say. Great tracts of nitrogen (estrogen)-rich, fertile land.
>>47207922
Yeah so would i.
Knock her up, pretend to be happy, pretend to be "fixed" because now I'm going to be a father (but still sex despite her being preg), convince her to drink while preg, so the child inevitably comes out with fas. And then in the 8th month, I leave the house for a pack of cigarettes because yeah right im going to waste my life caring for the retarded child from some stupid cunt.
>Verification not required.

>>47207936
Then i will force Eirin to give her something to make her extra fertile

>>47207963
Sounds faggy. Pass. I'll get more pleasure by throwing a hard cross to that delicate face of hers during an argument. I just did a bunch of shadow boxing today so I can stand up to the occasion in gensokyo.
captcha KYS8

Sounds faggy. Pass. I'll get more pleasure by throwing a hard cross to that delicate face of hers during an argument.

>>47208030
That sounds insecure, I'll get more pleasure by ramming my hard meatrod against that delicate womb of hers during a passional night

>>47208069
Yeah I'll do this too (not like she is good for much else anyway) but it'll be coercion and rapey and will be painful for her. Will slap her a little and "accidentally" slap her too hard. I'll make sure she cums though. Gotta keep em hooked.

Face the facts, you only love Alice for her (Admittedly smoking hot) body.

>>47209090
Of course.
She's a wh*te woman with mommy AND daddy AND sister issues so I'm sure her personally is insufferable.

>>47218317
I wish I could join you in Aliceing

>>47220211

>>47210259
You forgot to mention there are a ton of questions you'd have to be careful with asking her about otherwise she'd go on a long rant

>>47221369
I do but I can't right now

Alice steps on me with her boots and it's awesome

I bet Alice would orgasm multiple times when getting raped.

>>47227104
I-It's a normal bodily behavior! She can't help it! She saw it on an SVU episode!

>>47230828
Cool to see her old clothes still fit her